Brain Download:
iz compltes.
in comparison, this brain extraction method appears practically medieval.
picture: Miki and Pablo. lol caption: (?)
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The jm Hadar’s white?
conb0rgulashuns, human 0′c00kie!
rekwest for songndanz befoar you goes ta dewin teh brane srjrees?
Kitteh drinks brane-juice from servant; not deelichus, or nootrishus, but iz good lesson for hyumon to know on whoo be in charge.
dem jem hadarz skeerz mee… but i alsew feelz teh sorree fur dem.
Sorry 4 da delay….had to do sum restitchin’ of da surgeries…
Anyways, I likes da Vorta – espesiallys Weyoun. A weasel, but a powerfuls weesel. Also liked the one played by Iggy Pop. And, in selebrashun of today’s topic of Brane Kontrol (BWA HA HAHA HAHAHA Ha hahahahahaha), the ded Vorta that Nog rewired and kept runnibg into da bulkhead.
dint teh saem aktor dat plaeyed Weyoun also play the Andoreeyun Wuzzitz on the sereez “Enterprize”?
Shran? i fink dat’s his naem. nawt bad fer a pinkskin…
Akshually, same aktor (Jeffrey Coombs) also played Ferengi likwidator and wuld/be Grand Nagus Brunt, as well as other ’sorted alyens on DS9 and Enterprise. (*sigh* I be such a ST geek. I keeps it hidden from most peoples, though)
’sokay, we won’t tells nobuddy.
Really? I keep my ST geekdom pretty out in the open.
Like in Physics class, everything applies to Star Trek. It’s like word vomit. Joyous word vomit!
I bery much enjoyd dat partikular episode.
now at 7-11, brain flavored slurpees
Thank you stend THAT is why i keep coming back here
teh b0rgs aer here & dey bee steelin my BRANES!
Darn funny looking hookah the kitty’s using…
Kitteh tries to imitate teh Caterpillar.
Himz tryin to bee rong karak–cazrrotk–guy in teh stowy. Himz SPOZEDta be chessie kat…
iz suppozed 2 b me?
Beware of the lazaree eyez
LOLZ!!!!!
Sluurrrrrp sluuuuuurp
BRAYNZZZZZZ……….
WERLD DOMINASHUN!!!!!!WE WILL HAS IT!
WE DOANT NEEDZ NO STINKN ‘POSABLE FUMBZ!!!!
who wants teh brain of a hooman? we kittehs are much smarter and our grammer is so much cooter!
But iz good alternate source of da proteen!
butt wii needz yur brayn 2 kompleet ower sperrymint!!
heer. dwink diz cupp ov ‘nawt rilly druggd’ tee..hee…
maybee teh downlode iz frum teh kitteh to teh hyoomin. aftur all tehy R smartur!!1!
i kan haz downlode ob kyoot, plz?
Kitteh be uploading to hyooman the kitteh way to win de chess game: go over and slaps de opponent wid yur pointy ends a few times, den knock all da chess pieces off da bord; lay down viktoriuosly on da chessboard.
WIN!!!!!
A few more puffs and my new doll will be inflated…
yah–den u gots to watch how u use dose pointy enz
I hadz a male kitteh who wuz nuetered, and wuld try to, um, seduce anything remoatly soft….not just “make biskits” mind you, but, um, da komplete act. To our kitteh doktor cheeze frends – why newtered kitteh do that? And now that one be dead, other newtered male kitteh iz starting same habit (at age 7!) I thinks there must be sum viagra in da kitteh fud….
dat am wai wii tuk kittehlishus awf teh mawkit!
fown wii cud mek moar munneez sellinz eet 2 teh ED affliktid.
*ahem*
nawt dat eye eetz eet maisalph, u unnerstanz….
*giggle* I seens a man wearing a jacket wid Viagra logos and Viagra patches on it, and I felt what an idiut man he be to prowdly advertize to werld he needs da drug to 2 hiz biznis.
mebbeh himz wuz gettin teh dizcownt fur adbertyzin?? eye heer teh stuph am spensiv!!
Itz wers dan dat, Jim,hiz BRANE’Z gon!
“brane and brane
Wot is BRanE?!!”
You should know, Ms. O’Spockn…
Jim! His brain is gone!
Well at leest heez not dead…Jim.
Controll? Controllar! —i’m thinkn i spent 2 mush tiem watchin Trek…
Sorree, wii bee needin hiz braine tu run ower planetz! Heer u can haz dis wun laybeled “abby normal”.
Yuong Frankeinstein!!1! FTW!!
Spock Kitteh
uplodes chess solushuns via mind meld
“Queen to Queen’s Level Three”
oh wait, tihs is 2d chess
Mai kitteh waz chewin on mai sweat-jacket drawstring thingy last nite!
She coulda tryed 2 suk mai brane owt, but dere’s nawt much dere 2 b worf da effurt.
Hoomin: “I haz a brayn.”
5 sekunz laetr… “Noooooo..kitteh be stealin mah brayn”
r u sure it isn’t brain upload?
Kitteh iz teh reenkar – rinkur – reancar – born agin Bobby Fishur an iz sendin wurld champyn chess moovz to hyumin gurl
**SCHLURHRHRHRP**
dis brain juice…
it haz a flavr
…tastez liek oatymeel…not sew grate, acktually…
non bain hooman seaz “blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargz ‘n’ zlaaaaaaaaaaaaarghz”
..sound liek resident evil.. only wifout ladi in red minidress..
I like cats especially tabby cats. I don’t understand all the ‘cat’ talk though, is it German or dutch?
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REminds me of the scene in Hannibal where the male agent who give Starling hard time, is being given a broth (infusion), while Dr. Lector is cooking his brane.
i hope the public likes my new pet! =^-^=
Ur brainz – had a flavr
mmmm
wut a brane surjun shuld nebber say.
(hoo maed taht orijunal comment, “yur brane, i haz it an it haz a flavr”? tellin sumwun noo to teh lolspeek wut tehy mus be kareful not to say if tehy iz a brane surjun? wuz verry funnee. now i sayz it all teh tiem. driyvz mah hubbee nutz
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Braynee~akk Prittee
Wun iz nawt so smrt! I eetz
herz brayn panelesslee
Prittee Wun habz class
2 keepz stunneeng Siameez
az wyze inspurrayshun
Helpz herz wiff t3h Nom
Nom Bawkz. Den yuze t3h Bawkz 4
dekkadentz Napz
Prittee Wun can habz
upsetz wen I nokkz down Chess
Peesez awn a wimmz
I amz Kitteh! Shoodz
beez foakuss ubz attenshun!
Nawt dis sillee gaym!!!
Jack.
Yikes!!! You’ve dun it again!!! But Jack – ai eggspect yoo will – probablyee there now – but Do not miss gibbocat’s Winter Olympics!!!! On Wet Willie Kitteh. Amaizing!
This brain tastes stringy.
Did kitteh get brainz frum hooman, or udder way round?
all ur brainz r belong to us
That chess set — I haz it. Totes.
Downloadz now, getz free walpaperz!
that girl looks like Angela from The Office y/n?
Swetter iz tastee. Nom nom nom nom nom
test!
Ur test semz tu wurk. R u gonna come tu da top tred n plai wit us? Der iz nekkid dansin goin on.
wii herd u teh nawt sekund tiem –
pittee weirdprez dint!!