Comments on: Sabotage Kitteh…

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:49:12 +0000

Thats why I always buy cat food AND condoms at the same time. Though it does get me some funny looks.

By: gumisugar

gumisugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:53:48 +0000

how do dat,

By: gumisugar

gumisugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:52:43 +0000

me sad!

By: gumisugar

gumisugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:51:59 +0000

:8D:

By: gumisugar

gumisugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:50:09 +0000

By: gumisugar

gumisugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:49:11 +0000

liek dis?

By: baykon cheezburger

baykon cheezburger — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:43:06 +0000

i thoughts it wuz that the burds and beez had sex togehter and then !surprise! babies!

rite?

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:15:36 +0000

ratz! mebbe work dis time?

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:14:51 +0000

espeshully when u knows normal kitteh size… :shocked:

By: sweepea

sweepea — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:57:20 +0000

won ob my favrites is : roll :

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:26:50 +0000

is liek “ewwww…..LOL…ewww…..LOL…etc…”

By: harry

harry — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:24:02 +0000

You’re begging for trouble with “what hez gettin into”

By: thisncat

thisncat — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:21:49 +0000

Mi momma an dadda hab ten uv us. Dadda say “we be usin teh rythum method, obviously neether wun ub us can carree a toon ina bukkit!!” Den hiz nex joe wuz awayz “We so prowd uv dees kidz we mite getz marreed sum dai” Oh teh caflic hyumor… gib me a drink!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:17:22 +0000

Ron Jeremy Cat
usez humon-sized condums

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:56:20 +0000

oh I KNOWS u was jokin, but on nutther hand i knows it so true! and also knows dat cajun catliks also are less dogmatik den som other kinds. sometimes. but i didn’t lern till few years ago why i only gots 2 brudders — cuz dr say no more after #3, so even in catlik dogma if momma’s health is concerned u can be has perteckshun. I was meanin i meant to put it in mai post abov dese.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:55:10 +0000

fanks, DD, ai givvs u elebenty bazillion burgers for dat if ai cud!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:54:01 +0000

ok wunce moer:

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:53:31 +0000

oo ai wants to trai toooo!
:8):

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:51:40 +0000

also if U mouz over de smiley it tellz you what it iz.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:50:56 +0000

I was jk DD… we knoes not all catliks are teh same.. sum strictur tehn othurs..just liek most othur relige-ions.

Salleh doez ur daddeh prescribe teh azpirin? Az in, hold won between ur neez?

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:50:24 +0000

wif de 8 and de ) mooshed togevvr just so:

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:44:35 +0000

also don PUT de gift horz in teh mouf! cuz it full of pleh (az we haf alredy establishd).

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:42:45 +0000

well I shoulda said MOST catliks — cuz I was rayzd catlick and dere is me n my two brudders, only us 3… so dis cauzed pepuls mush confuzn when i did tell dem I only had de two bruddrs n was catlik. course i frm Cajun Contrys so deres plenty beeg famlees down here!

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:37:32 +0000

oh I finks evvyone bees surpizd by de buttseks even if dey is prepared — sumtimz good surprizd, sometimes… well u know

By: salleh

salleh — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:37:11 +0000

an we awl noes jest how wel dat werks !!!!
jest about as guud as “teh rithum meffod” anodder populur but in effekshual meffod ov teh BC…..
.
(kan u telz mi daddy waz teh obstinatrishun???? (nowt reeli teh bestest fase fur taht …but is onli wun ai noes…..so itll hav to do…..

.
meet teh larj caffolic famblies in teh nayburhood wher ai growed up……

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:34:50 +0000

shoulda added cuz I knows de pastor playin

By: salleh

salleh — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:32:40 +0000

howd u do dat????? dat’s wun ov mi faborites !!!!!

By: salleh

salleh — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:31:20 +0000

oh hey…….dat was teh fun….my furst ebber yellow fase !!!!
.

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whater sum moar ???? huh ? huh? huh?
.
boi ai iz gettin teh puter nowelj awl obber teh plaise….noaw ai can spases a line, an maek teh bug eeyed fase….whoooo hooooo !!!

By: salleh

salleh — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:28:04 +0000

oooohh kan ai tries ?????

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:09:44 +0000

if u can beleeve it.. ai evun boughtted a speshul kitteh water fowntin for mai kittehs… they did not want! want only teh fresh sink waterz.
yes… ai am well trayned.
u interested in slitely used kitteh water fowntin?

By: cloudy

cloudy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:09:15 +0000

Dis kind of acshun oftun leeds to feetul error.

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:55:12 +0000

y’know akshuly… dat onlys troo if i hasnt alredy comentid ins it. ifs i has den yooshly i paeg-serch for “teho” so i can keep trak of teh conversayshins beter.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:40:04 +0000

U has abviuslee been trayned well.

Mai kitteh no drink from da fawcett, but hur waterz comes frum da plastick jug. (We has nasty waterz from da fawcett.)

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:37:43 +0000

haow duz ketshup pakkets give yu bruthers?

oh wayt,
dat duzn’t luuk lyek mayo pakkets- oar uther fast food pakkits…
:blush:

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:33:53 +0000

Missy – taht is teh bestest comment I hab seen todai!!!

(I lieks teh contra danz, but moar ob teh PG kindz!)

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:30:29 +0000

prepared kitteh will not be suppryzed by teh buttseks

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:23:53 +0000

In mai howse, hoomin is also rekwired to turn on teh fawcett for teh kitteh to get teh fresh waterz.

Yes.. ai am a kitteh survent.

By: Cookie's Human

Cookie's Human — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:22:17 +0000

Specks postmodernpastor means he be against young kittehs (ob any speeshees) having unproteckted seks. Kreeates too many unwanted, unfed, unkared-for kitties (ob any speeshees).

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:13:06 +0000

ar Pittypat iz teh brillyunz purrsonified!!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:07:14 +0000

Ah bleeves yoo bowt teh blak bag! See storeh below!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:06:15 +0000

Troo storeh: Mah 3 oldist sisturs wuz born at hoem. They wuz 2 yeerz apart eech: furst sistur, then 2 yeers, negxt sistur, then 2 yeers, then thurd behbeh.

Doktor wit beeg blak bag wuz in attenduns eech tiem. Third tiem, the beegest sistur watched doktor cum in, go into closed-up room, then beh-beh arryved. She watched suspishuslee.

Smardypants beegest sistur (nao 4 yrs old) asked – wuzzint doktor gowing to taek teh behbeh alawng wit heem when he left?

By: Verick

Verick — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:05:14 +0000

da first rool of caturday nite, No balloons No party

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:04:25 +0000

uh, I ment to say, ‘dey doo’…

mai typing skillz…let me show u mai lack of tehm.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:02:55 +0000

Specks postmodernpastor is teezin…revrse ub whad uzually iz sed.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:02:04 +0000

MP win!!

howevvur… b/c do doo nawt yuse teh condomints, dey sumetimes do the abst-, absta- …. wut RD sed.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:01:34 +0000

An yoo noes whut teh regyulayshuns sez – yoo must list teh ingreedyuns in teh order in which they appears. Since Pleh is listed furst, this item must be *mostly* maed uv pleh!

By: UD

UD — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:51:22 +0000

Win.

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:47:54 +0000

FTW!!!!!! Brava!!!!!!

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:45:29 +0000

den whatcha doin on ICHC is yuz aginzt kittehs?

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:43:14 +0000

oh it nu toy, crinkly and chewy but da flavr is PLEH!