neglected kitteh
has been put on the backburner
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Himz waytin fur himz cheezburger yu pwomised….
adn keepin teh kettel fur the tea cozy.
Congratulashuns!
haz you a rekwest fur a songndanz?
how bout “hey good lookin, wot cha got cookin?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAnJhb6XG74
Sweepea! Yu mayd me LOL!! My daddeh useded tu sai dat whenebber he came home ebbery nite!! He wood wawlk inna kitchin, wrap hiz armz ‘rownd Mom an start singin’ diz sawng!!
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Ai misses mai momma….. dat wuz gud to rememembemers, sweepea… fank yu!
dem’s good memerees…glad i brotted dem bak.
Yup…. an, dey wuz ’swing’ dansur, an sumtymes, he wood sing while dey dansed a leetle…. unless momma wuz too bizzy cookin, den, she jus ’shoo!’ him awai! LOL!!
fanks….
Yesh Me too Also!
dat be teh rokabillee vershun^
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Hey, Hey, Good Lookin’, whatcha got cookin’
How’s about cookin’ something up with me
Hey, sweet baby, don’t you think maybe
We could find us a brand new recipe.
I putz on mai dansin apron and beetz tyme on teh potz an panz!!!1! Whoo!
dats da spirit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxB1t2EEK0M
yup. dat wun’s boviouslymoar authentical (reminds me ob local TV wen i growed up), & i awmoast poasted it, but i can’t get teh end to play. mebbe just cuttoff.
hmmmm. ai wud swear that when ai postyed that u-tubism, there wuz no linky on yer post, or ai wudda looked at it. maybe werdpretzel wuz doin funny things. or mebbe mai brain late at night wuz doin funny things. n-eway, teh mavricks is good tu. gmta.
prolly cuz i confuzzled thingz wif two poasts: one wif lyriks n tother wi link..
teh zydeco vershun ’s good, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJcxtOLoXrM
tayztee!!
TAP TOP
Yay 3heathens fur nawt secund!! We danse danse danse fur yoo!
mebbeh sumtink wif teh ‘kettuldrum’??
“Polly put teh Kettehl on, Polly put teh kittehl on, Polly put teh kitteh on, wheel awl hab tee!!!”
kitteh myt wek up an chayz teh polly!!
Habok in teh kichin den!!!
congwachewmalayshumz 3heathens!!11!!
Gud nawt sekund commint!!
Hey, fanks yu awl! :blush:
Uhm….. howz bowts wii sing ‘Ai’m a leetl teepawt’? and do de liddle danz?
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*ahem* Arms owt, class!
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*benz at de nees, tu teh beet*
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Sings: “Ai’m a liddle tee pawt! Short an stowt!
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Here iz my handel *lef arm awn hip*
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Here iz my spowt! *rite arm gracefulli inna air*
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Tayk eet awai, sweepea!
ooops, sowwy i wuz still singin “hey, good lukin!”
LOL!!
sew?? iz juss a gudlukkin teepawt!
Heer iz mai vershun.
*putz bof hans awn hips wif arms akimbo*
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Ai’m a liddle tee pawt short an stowt
*luk at rite arm* Heer iz mai handel
*luk at left arm* Heer iz mai. . .oh fur gudness saek - Ai’m a shugar bowl!!
sew sweet!!
yep, dats da wai mai sweetie singzit!
ha, ha, JCHK! FTW!!
win ai git awl steemed up,
juss TIp mii ober an pore mii out.
(the teepot, knot teh shugar bowl!)
COngratz on knot furst 3heathens!
Pixshure mak me worryed fur kitteh. No burnsies!
awww poor guy.
He just needs some love. <3
{{{{{{{stove-tawp kitteh}}}}}}}} warm hugz 2 yoo!
Stove-tawp kitteh iz stufft!
dat “ovfen” happins…
This photo disturbs me, as it’s dangerous for cats to be on stoves. I don’t find this funny at all.
iz it danejorus for cats to b on top of treez 2?
Ai bet dat teh obbin iz awn…… an, iz awl nyce an warm onna tawp…..
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kitteh iz teh smart enuf to nawt sleeps where it too hawt…. ai pwomise….
Or nice warm pilot lights keep stove top snuggly but not hot.
OH NOES!!!! THINK OF THE LOLSTOVES!!!1
“ebbery year, elebentywunbillyun kittehs gets trajikly toasted…etc…vet tech…fier truck…legal professional….spase stayshun…etc…etc…”
duz enny boddy smellz teh burneeng furr?
ZOMGBBQ!!! dis PORE, PORE Kitteh!!! WATCH OUT! Sumbuddy mite kome in teh kichen an inadvert, enad,..mistakely tern on teh fyre an cook hymnz!!! Ai doan noe how menny kittehz R lost each year frum peepz knot seaing tehm an turning on teh stove!!!
Lesson: No home on teh range 4 kittehz!!!
doan seip awn teh raynj
teh burnin fur smellz berree straynj
wiiz heerinz yu purrd
but 2 seip heerz absurd
yur sleipin playz neidz 2 B chaynjd.
aw gibz mii teh hoam wer mai furrz brusht n coamd
an teh meesez an kittehz kan plai
wer wii seldum git trolld
an owuh commintz r lolld
an teh kittehz r kyewtezt awl dai.
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doan sleip awn teh raynj
teh burnin fur smellz berree straynj
wiiz heerinz yu purrd
but 2 sleip heerz absurd
yur sleipin playz neidz 2 B chaynjd.
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r u tekkin ordishunz yit, janet??
Ai’m tthinking ov how best to start. Prolly wif a short wun akter - just to see - befoar wee moove into teh beeg mewsikuls an dramaz.
“Teho an teh 16 ounz mokka (hawt) wif extry spresso” wud nawt bee hard at awl. An iz teh smallest cast ov awl ov teh availabul advenchurs.
“Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree” cud bee next. A courtruum drama - kwite thrilling - wif unexpected developments. But wif no diffikult teknical requirements.
Teh croo cud also be getting uzed to ebreething in teh noo tehatre. cSmall iz teh best costyoomer taht wee haz bai far. An salleh cud bee hur furst assistent.
Iz an amazing idea. . .such cumfee seets.
Much to think abawt. . .
yu juss tel teh enjineerz wot am reekwyrd -
eye wuz finkin mebbeh yu need teh feetur in teh meeerownd
liek teh gloeb ov billee shookstik.
an eye du beleeb dat tehr wheel b noe shawtij ov syngurz an akturz heah.
ms mary O’ am syngin awlatym.
kyna hawd 2 shudderup sumtiemz!
But - befoar ai go too mush further, ai must maek up teh lists ov teh teknikul reqwuiremens, az well az teh availublol partz.
This rekwirez a LAWT ov planning befoar we can eben haz teh ordishunz.
But now, deer gibb o’cat, ai must go to bed.
Thank yoo fur teh idee ov teh theatre.
Gud nite - an *smooooch*
and, uh, oy yeah….
BINGLOL!!!!!
ya…heer we go agains
AI WANTZ A LINK TO TEH BINGLOL CARD!!!!!!
hmm, jch4k, i willz trai to help yoo, tho dis link miet be weerd…
http://www.isd.usc.edu/%7Ekarl/Bingo/custombingo.html?title=BINGLOL&buzzwords=in+Soviet+Russia%2C+posabul+thums%2C+saw+wut+u+did+ther%2C+lolrus%2C+bukkit%2C+oh+noes%2C+%5Bblank%5D+is+meeeee%2C+ceiling+cat%2C+corm%2C+tasty+and%2For+nootrishus%2C+cheezburgers%2C+David+Bowie%2C+do+not+want%2C+teh%2C+noooo+dey+be+stealin+ma+%5Bblank%5D%2C+FIRST%2C+bleen%2C+buttsechs%2C+FTW%2C+pleh%2C+let+me+show+u+them%2C+harbl%2C+invizibul+%5Bwhatever%5D%2C+troll%2C+fuxing+persepshuns%2C+but+I+eated+it%2C+not+so+graet+akshuly%2C+lazer+eyes%2C+I+haz+a+%5Bthing%5D%2C+legal+professional%2C+lol-ku+%285-7-5%29%2C+hed+a+splode%2C+JESUS+CHRIST+IT%27S+A+%5B…%5D+GET+IN+THE+CAR%2C+n%2Fm+I+can+take+him%2C+dis+iz+bat+contry%2C+ur+doin+it+rong%2C+monorail+cat%2C+non-ironic+use+of+ugly+%5Busually+couch%5D%2C+stoopy%2C+spice+must+flow%2C+Teho+is+jeenyus%2C+snorgle%2C+can%27t+you+people+SPELL%3F%2C+photoshopped%2C+relevant+to+my+interests%2C+HALP%2C+goggie%2C+nom+nom+nom%2C+Stend%3F+CLOSET%3F%3F+ya+riet%2C+Edjacashamul+Coment%21%2C+dis+r+seryus+thred¢er=yes
dis be wut i getz in mah address bar wen i goez to bukmark.
ratz, duz not wurk
trai sumfin esle…
hokay, letz trai dis (muchez emarbassmnet over furst link
dat wuz teh stoopid)
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
yay!!1! it wurkz!!
now be shur to bukmark it an tehn iz yorz foreber an eber
Hai lunarmommy,
thx 4 deh link. iz cooooool. I wuz not noeing dere eben wuz
such a thing az a binglol card. I lern so muches heer.
Oh, cweenmj, there iz SOOOO much heer. Ai had hoept to gather much ov ar passed lore awn a blog sumwhere - but. . .nawt enuf tiem. At leest - nawt yet.
We eben has a nashunal anthem. Located sumwhere between September an November!!! Sumday - ai sware bai ar wholly ceiling cat, ai WILL find tehm!!