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Himz waytin fur himz cheezburger yu pwomised….
adn keepin teh kettel fur the tea cozy.
Congratulashuns!
haz you a rekwest fur a songndanz?
how bout “hey good lookin, wot cha got cookin?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAnJhb6XG74
Sweepea! Yu mayd me LOL!! My daddeh useded tu sai dat whenebber he came home ebbery nite!! He wood wawlk inna kitchin, wrap hiz armz ‘rownd Mom an start singin’ diz sawng!!
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Ai misses mai momma….. dat wuz gud to rememembemers, sweepea… fank yu!
dem’s good memerees…glad i brotted dem bak.
Yup…. an, dey wuz ’swing’ dansur, an sumtymes, he wood sing while dey dansed a leetle…. unless momma wuz too bizzy cookin, den, she jus ’shoo!’ him awai! LOL!!
fanks….
Yesh Me too Also!
dat be teh rokabillee vershun^
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Hey, Hey, Good Lookin’, whatcha got cookin’
How’s about cookin’ something up with me
Hey, sweet baby, don’t you think maybe
We could find us a brand new recipe.
I putz on mai dansin apron and beetz tyme on teh potz an panz!!!1! Whoo!
dats da spirit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxB1t2EEK0M
yup. dat wun’s boviouslymoar authentical (reminds me ob local TV wen i growed up), & i awmoast poasted it, but i can’t get teh end to play. mebbe just cuttoff.
hmmmm. ai wud swear that when ai postyed that u-tubism, there wuz no linky on yer post, or ai wudda looked at it. maybe werdpretzel wuz doin funny things. or mebbe mai brain late at night wuz doin funny things. n-eway, teh mavricks is good tu. gmta.
prolly cuz i confuzzled thingz wif two poasts: one wif lyriks n tother wi link..
teh zydeco vershun ’s good, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJcxtOLoXrM
tayztee!!
TAP TOP
Yay 3heathens fur nawt secund!! We danse danse danse fur yoo!
mebbeh sumtink wif teh ‘kettuldrum’??
“Polly put teh Kettehl on, Polly put teh kittehl on, Polly put teh kitteh on, wheel awl hab tee!!!”
kitteh myt wek up an chayz teh polly!!
Habok in teh kichin den!!!
congwachewmalayshumz 3heathens!!11!!
Gud nawt sekund commint!!
Hey, fanks yu awl! :blush:
Uhm….. howz bowts wii sing ‘Ai’m a leetl teepawt’? and do de liddle danz?
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*ahem* Arms owt, class!
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*benz at de nees, tu teh beet*
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Sings: “Ai’m a liddle tee pawt! Short an stowt!
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Here iz my handel *lef arm awn hip*
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Here iz my spowt! *rite arm gracefulli inna air*
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Tayk eet awai, sweepea!
ooops, sowwy i wuz still singin “hey, good lukin!”
LOL!!
sew?? iz juss a gudlukkin teepawt!
Heer iz mai vershun.
*putz bof hans awn hips wif arms akimbo*
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Ai’m a liddle tee pawt short an stowt
*luk at rite arm* Heer iz mai handel
*luk at left arm* Heer iz mai. . .oh fur gudness saek – Ai’m a shugar bowl!!
sew sweet!!
yep, dats da wai mai sweetie singzit!
ha, ha, JCHK! FTW!!
win ai git awl steemed up,
juss TIp mii ober an pore mii out.
(the teepot, knot teh shugar bowl!)
COngratz on knot furst 3heathens!
Pixshure mak me worryed fur kitteh. No burnsies!
awww poor guy.
He just needs some love. <3
{{{{{{{stove-tawp kitteh}}}}}}}} warm hugz 2 yoo!
Stove-tawp kitteh iz stufft!
dat “ovfen” happins…
This photo disturbs me, as it’s dangerous for cats to be on stoves. I don’t find this funny at all.
iz it danejorus for cats to b on top of treez 2?
Ai bet dat teh obbin iz awn…… an, iz awl nyce an warm onna tawp…..
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kitteh iz teh smart enuf to nawt sleeps where it too hawt…. ai pwomise….
Or nice warm pilot lights keep stove top snuggly but not hot.
OH NOES!!!! THINK OF THE LOLSTOVES!!!1
“ebbery year, elebentywunbillyun kittehs gets trajikly toasted…etc…vet tech…fier truck…legal professional….spase stayshun…etc…etc…”
duz enny boddy smellz teh burneeng furr?
ZOMGBBQ!!! dis PORE, PORE Kitteh!!! WATCH OUT! Sumbuddy mite kome in teh kichen an inadvert, enad,..mistakely tern on teh fyre an cook hymnz!!! Ai doan noe how menny kittehz R lost each year frum peepz knot seaing tehm an turning on teh stove!!!
Lesson: No home on teh range 4 kittehz!!!
doan seip awn teh raynj
teh burnin fur smellz berree straynj
wiiz heerinz yu purrd
but 2 seip heerz absurd
yur sleipin playz neidz 2 B chaynjd.
aw gibz mii teh hoam wer mai furrz brusht n coamd
an teh meesez an kittehz kan plai
wer wii seldum git trolld
an owuh commintz r lolld
an teh kittehz r kyewtezt awl dai.
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doan sleip awn teh raynj
teh burnin fur smellz berree straynj
wiiz heerinz yu purrd
but 2 sleip heerz absurd
yur sleipin playz neidz 2 B chaynjd.
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r u tekkin ordishunz yit, janet??
Ai’m tthinking ov how best to start. Prolly wif a short wun akter – just to see – befoar wee moove into teh beeg mewsikuls an dramaz.
“Teho an teh 16 ounz mokka (hawt) wif extry spresso” wud nawt bee hard at awl. An iz teh smallest cast ov awl ov teh availabul advenchurs.
“Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree” cud bee next. A courtruum drama – kwite thrilling – wif unexpected developments. But wif no diffikult teknical requirements.
Teh croo cud also be getting uzed to ebreething in teh noo tehatre. cSmall iz teh best costyoomer taht wee haz bai far. An salleh cud bee hur furst assistent.
Iz an amazing idea. . .such cumfee seets.
Much to think abawt. . .
yu juss tel teh enjineerz wot am reekwyrd -
eye wuz finkin mebbeh yu need teh feetur in teh meeerownd
liek teh gloeb ov billee shookstik.
an eye du beleeb dat tehr wheel b noe shawtij ov syngurz an akturz heah.
ms mary O’ am syngin awlatym.
kyna hawd 2 shudderup sumtiemz!
But – befoar ai go too mush further, ai must maek up teh lists ov teh teknikul reqwuiremens, az well az teh availublol partz.
This rekwirez a LAWT ov planning befoar we can eben haz teh ordishunz.
But now, deer gibb o’cat, ai must go to bed.
Thank yoo fur teh idee ov teh theatre.
Gud nite – an *smooooch*
and, uh, oy yeah….
BINGLOL!!!!!
ya…heer we go agains
AI WANTZ A LINK TO TEH BINGLOL CARD!!!!!!
hmm, jch4k, i willz trai to help yoo, tho dis link miet be weerd…
http://www.isd.usc.edu/%7Ekarl/Bingo/custombingo.html?title=BINGLOL&buzzwords=in+Soviet+Russia%2C+posabul+thums%2C+saw+wut+u+did+ther%2C+lolrus%2C+bukkit%2C+oh+noes%2C+%5Bblank%5D+is+meeeee%2C+ceiling+cat%2C+corm%2C+tasty+and%2For+nootrishus%2C+cheezburgers%2C+David+Bowie%2C+do+not+want%2C+teh%2C+noooo+dey+be+stealin+ma+%5Bblank%5D%2C+FIRST%2C+bleen%2C+buttsechs%2C+FTW%2C+pleh%2C+let+me+show+u+them%2C+harbl%2C+invizibul+%5Bwhatever%5D%2C+troll%2C+fuxing+persepshuns%2C+but+I+eated+it%2C+not+so+graet+akshuly%2C+lazer+eyes%2C+I+haz+a+%5Bthing%5D%2C+legal+professional%2C+lol-ku+%285-7-5%29%2C+hed+a+splode%2C+JESUS+CHRIST+IT%27S+A+%5B…%5D+GET+IN+THE+CAR%2C+n%2Fm+I+can+take+him%2C+dis+iz+bat+contry%2C+ur+doin+it+rong%2C+monorail+cat%2C+non-ironic+use+of+ugly+%5Busually+couch%5D%2C+stoopy%2C+spice+must+flow%2C+Teho+is+jeenyus%2C+snorgle%2C+can%27t+you+people+SPELL%3F%2C+photoshopped%2C+relevant+to+my+interests%2C+HALP%2C+goggie%2C+nom+nom+nom%2C+Stend%3F+CLOSET%3F%3F+ya+riet%2C+Edjacashamul+Coment%21%2C+dis+r+seryus+thred¢er=yes
dis be wut i getz in mah address bar wen i goez to bukmark.
ratz, duz not wurk
trai sumfin esle…
hokay, letz trai dis (muchez emarbassmnet over furst link
dat wuz teh stoopid)
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
yay!!1! it wurkz!!
now be shur to bukmark it an tehn iz yorz foreber an eber
Hai lunarmommy,
thx 4 deh link. iz cooooool. I wuz not noeing dere eben wuz
such a thing az a binglol card. I lern so muches heer.
Oh, cweenmj, there iz SOOOO much heer. Ai had hoept to gather much ov ar passed lore awn a blog sumwhere – but. . .nawt enuf tiem. At leest – nawt yet.
We eben has a nashunal anthem. Located sumwhere between September an November!!! Sumday – ai sware bai ar wholly ceiling cat, ai WILL find tehm!!
I noes…sometimez I goez back and read teh old commints.
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I wuzn’t really aware uv teh commintz 4 a long tyme. And tehn I wuz lurking 4 kwite a while. It took me a while to get up teh nurv to start tawking heer.
Wuz afraid I wud b seen az an . . . wut wud b teh werd?. . . interloper?
Enyway, I’m glad I’m heer. Iz a nise plais to hang out. Such interesting thingz going on all deh tyme..
LOLZ!!! That’s eggsactlee what ai did!! Ai found ICHC prakticallee rite after it started. An fur munths ai just lukked at teh pikshurs. An ai DID see – oh – “45 commints” in blu – but ai wuz sucha nooB taht ai dint know that yoo cud FIND teh commints bai clicking awn the wurd!!!
Then – wun day – ai did. An was – as yoo said – swept off mai feet bai teh ultra funneh peepl. An tehn ai werked up mai couraj an sayid a liddl “hello” an – ai think it mite have been Melissa – hoo sayed – “jump rite in. Teh water’s fine.”
So ai did. An ai offen feel heer like ai did when ai mooved to Italee. “Cheezez Twice!! Sumwun has maed a mistteak an sent mee to hebben!!”
Aim finkin taht’s whut most uv us did. Ai no ai did 2!! Under no0b in teh dikshunary iz mai pikshur.. Taht’s wut a n0ob ai am. Mai reeakshun wuz eggzackly teh same, doh. Holee smokez (an sum uvver stufz) dis trooli be hebbin!!!
yur very muchez welkom!! teh binglol is verree fun.
OH!!!! lunarmommy!!!
Yoo had it bukmarked???? Ai . . sumhow dint think ov taht. But thank you, thank you elebenteegazillon tiems!!!! {{{{lunarmommmy}}}}}
LOLZ!!! reelee- ai nebber thot that awl ai had to doo was shawt!!!
oh, yur so welkom!
i habz now putted teh tinyurl address in a note in mah dokyoomints so i can findz it any tiem wifout all teh detektiv wurk! teh binglol is muchez fun
Kewl! I nebber seen it befoar! LOL!
akshuly MoonMom… dat’s an owld vershin. teh full and “final” BINGLOL is alwys linkd frum dis post on mai blawg:
http://teho.vox.com/library/post/for-icanhascheezburger-binglol.html
now wif eben moar buzwurdz!
pee-ess: ai doan fynd eet funneh, evver… ai fiynd eet berry sweet! LOL!
Kitteh luks berry comformatable up dere…. an ai’m shur kittehz slayv iz shur to keep kitteh sayf…. jus lyk yu wood!
Hi, This is my kitty and don’t worry, I used to check on her all the time. She was going trough a face or something. She does not do it anymore
Cris – congy rat chew layshuns!!1! She’s a mos beeyootimus kitteh cat! Meybee she juss wanted a warm playce tu lay fur a whyle?
*whispurrs* ai wishes mai ol gas stove wuz dat cleen! Shur iz purrty! Dat’s why ai hab a ’smoov tawp’ ‘lectric stove now!
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Mai sloppy hubbeh/cook – lets me show u heem!
LOL!!
tee hee! ai wuz juss thimkin taht, rly care troll, wiff a stove that cleen, hao could kitteh be in danjur?
nyce pic Cris!
{{{sue}}}nao, nao, kitteh iz ok, see?
hai cris.
yew haz teh bootyful kitteh an teh kleenizt hobb in awl cheezland!!
duz yu du vizitz 4 cheezbrgrz??
Why? are you gonna turn it on wif kitteh awn it?
Oh hunny, we appreshate ur concern, but u r nao
A CARETROLL!! jk
I worked as a vet tech for 3-4 years and I NEVER saw a kitteh get burned from nappin on teh stove.
Ai 4 won rlly purrfurr teh caretroll ober teh won-burger troll. Sumthymes yoo kin play wiff caretrollz, or see than tehy is juss uptighte—butt burger-biters—yoo kant dew ennyfing about dem, an they take away R fun!!!
Cheerz 4 no low-boting trollz!
Mai naybor kitteh sleep under mai carhood. Mor dangerouser den teh stove.
Need 2 add disclaymer to syte: No kittehs harmeded whyl mayking lolcats
I would notice a cat on my stovetop before I started cooking
Yoo ar well known, deer Nedz, fur noticing ebreething that needz to be noticed, eben awn bizzy hai waiz!!
Nedz storee waz one ov teh bestest I eber herd.
{{{{{Brave Nedz}}}}}
Fur enebuddee hoo dint reed it, Nedz iz also wun ov ar grate heros.
He stoppt hiz car awn a bizzy hi way – cudda been killt hiself, maybee – to reskew a kitteh taht had just got hit bai a car.
Happytayl ending. Boff Nedz an teh kitteh ar now just fien!!!
Ifn I kood speek fr kayrtroll, I tink bigr dnjur iz nawt cookin wuns kat lredi dere, but kat jumpen awn lektrik stoff wyl itz stil hawt n birnin seff. No?
[b]n imajin teh meen staff keepin teh howse SO COLD taht the kitteh haz 2 sleep on teh stove 2 keeps warms!!! Meen meen ebil hyoomans hoo ar moar consernd bowt teh heetbill tahn teh kitteh!!! Mai parents wer liek taht n i promissd mai kittehs taht wen i grewd up i’d keep teh thermomostatic tingy at a tempchur taht duznt freez teh kitteh! [/b]
k teh bold eye deea donut werk liek i thot.
hafsta use teh pointy brakkets wit teh b in teh middul, no spayses.
mah pointy brakkets, wurdpres eated tehm. is teh wuns over teh comma an teh peryod.
*hoofs too face in Culkin-like shock*
I nebbur saw DIS cummin…
Culkin-like shock— *snerk* ” Write it down for future plager… errr…reference.:smile:
That’s [b]writes[b] it down for furure reference.. I lubbed that comment.
Aftur slaving all day in a hot kichen, Ms Calico takes a brake.
nytey-knite, Ms. Calli-cook!
Kitteh prefurrs teh stove to teh hawt tin rufe
Tennessee Williams ftw!
Moma. u noes I lurve u….
but u caint has tee until u giv teh kitteh goooshyfud!!!!
It’s in teh cupbord….
I kin wayt…..
an wif teh gooshyfud giv kitteh sum tee. kitteh’s luv tee.
an ai ♥ kittehs an tee!! ai has a teepot tattood on mai sholdr.
kittehz ‘n’ tee? iz dat lyke F.frys an a shake/frappe? or biskitz an skwash?
This is my baby girl Quennie. The comment is not mine, but I think is funny.
I’m so happy my girl made it to the front page and don’t worry, she does not sleep on the stove anymore. She was going thru a face or something =)
Your stovetop is very clean, nice houzkeepin’!
Well, besides teh cat…
Thank you =)
evrree tihng tasteses mor bettr wif a littl cat hare innit!!
Yeah, more fiber…better for you LOL
Quennie izza bery kyoot kitteh, Cris, n ai wuzzent wurreed 4 a moment abowt it being onna stove. Teh silleh kittehz findz teh silliest plasses 2 plop down n napz. Sumtymez itz so krazy wehre tehy napz ai haf 2 tink taht tehy doo it jus 2 maak us laff! Iffn u habent seen “Nap attack” inna owlder pikshurs, u ow it 2 yursef 2 fynd it — 2 funneh!
noes kitteh is teh saef, numtehless, her luks a liddul overdone in spots!
hahaha
I lubs yur avatar!
I noes, huh! Mee too! Dat cute littul face makes mee wunt to snorgul!
Quennie iz a luvly girl, she looks so sweet n comfy. teh pilot lite iz cozy warm, gud fur rising yeast bread 2. if kitteh feels 2 warm, she just jumps off.
Thank u all for ur kind coments about mai baiby gurl and mai clean stove =)
She’s a very pretty kitteh! Ai lurves hur markins!
Mai frend usta has a kitteh dat sleeped on da gas stove. Da pile-it lite kept hur warm.
Kitteh noes where pilot lites lie lit lurking low between burners…
latent kitteh longs for lurv
and wormness of teh pilot light
=)
mai thowts eggzactly. Pilot lites are warmmmmmmm.
and sometiems lit before tehy get in teh cockpit.
Juss a select few, ov corse. Nawt dissin awl teh pilots or ennyfing.
I maded u sum tee, but I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Iz “Sleepy-thyme tee” wiff teh bear in his jammies on teh front?
…wile ai agreez holehartedleee wiv Sue, ai also wan snorgle Quennie…an take her off ze stoav, ontew mai lap.
Dat luks liek my kitjen….but not qite…
and it luks liek my kitteh….but not qite!
hartbroken kitteh
misses old flame
*hedesk*
himz not seem to mind teh waytin berry much
Quik! Call kitteh protectiv survices!!
Happiness issa warm stove. Yes it iz, momma.
Happiness issa a warm stove. Yes it iz.
Happiness. Bang-bang; shoot-shoot…
Prittee Kitteh iz
nawt neeglekkted. Herz juss lykez
beeg wyde heeteeng pad
Heeteeng padz iz nawt
2 hawtz oarz 2 coladz. Kitteh
feenkz itz feelz juss ryyyyte!
Kitteh canz awllso
luukz owt Kitchunn Windo andz
dreemz ubz chayseeng Burdz
Jack.
Jak, nuther booteous poetrys! always maks me feel warm inside!!11!11 Liek i gotz a stove in my hart.
Turn taht tihng off!
Yur gonna bern yurself!
lol
hartburn! need tumz!
mmm, pilot light
its a very good pic, i love it
tee hee!
Nobody puts Kitteh on teh burner!
Dirty Dancin ref, FTW!! Yaay!!! *Jazz Paws*
Tap danses off, staig lef, iner gulf shooz frum teh tybooteek. “Fanks, gibbocat, ai yam bak frum mai whirld dans toor. Habbin rooind minee staigez, ai needz neu pointee endz 4 mai shooz, plz. Kannai kownt on yoo? Did ai heer a, mais ouis?”
Ai haz missed alla the cheezpeeps sooo much…. Ai will trai 2 catsup soon…
I’m new here. jus caint stop laffin. But I noes homerange kitteh is safe
OOer! Dis is so daynjerus for kitteh – how to make kittehburger if stove hot from makin fud. Smell like sumone burnin an old overcote.
I lurvz teh vizshual punz, lol.
Aktually – I tink dis is a free ranje kitteh!
Home, Home on teh Range…