Iz a pet taxi,
not a clownz kar!!11!!
kitteh’s other car n aksident, sry…
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Itz sooo krowded in heer
Butz warm N koozee juss da saym
Nomcatyoolayshuns on teh KnotSekkund, GNZC! We duz widdledans fur yew? Luks lyk teh kittez iz dooin teh Konga – yu lyke?
Oh jess!!1! Konga lyn is funz 2 do…wee kin konga all da wayy to da TyBooTeek
Kittehs getting da konga all rong. Goin sidewais an stuffs.
yu never playd teh ring rownd teh rosees conga then? yu noe, cha cha kik cha cha kik ‘an we awl fawls down!’
aw, GeeNeeZcatz!! wii haz bin sew bizzy wif awl teh hid-splortinz an CCC ‘merjensiz dat wii had noe tiem 4 yur conga danzin.
*sufful shufful*
awreddee nao!
hoop la an heer wii goe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4A50EHwCjY
rek o’ mend yu use the speekers wif teh big woofers for dis wun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guMYPbHkXY8&feature=related
oar diz wun wif slytlee moar reezerv.
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kummon ebberee kitteh
kummon du dat konga
kummon shek yur belleh
mex yur wiskurz longa
dis wun good, tew. howsumeber, i liked teh paino clip in teh otter wun.
muss admeet eye didunt lissen awl thru.
eye juss *grabby pawd* an ran bak heer!
wheel goe bak an lissun propa liek!
aggread!! teh peeanno mex eet!!
Iz snuggledee
congadyumalashumz, geeneezcatz awn yur nawt sekund!!11!!.
sey am awsum kyoot bebbehz!
eye heer teh splort alarm ryngin een teh Tybooteek awreddee!!
Teh SplortSkwod haz bin skrambulled, Gibbo – tehy iz hottfootin it two yor lokayshun wiv teh TTT an teh rubbaglubs. Stae wiv us, Gibbo – plz not too bee gowin twards teh lyt!
mai fren haz bin der an sez iz kyna nyce!!
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Butt den hoo wud luk affer teh Tybooteek an keipz yooawl happee??
Kwik duk taep an teh CHRG am sekewerd!!
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Doan wurree bowt mii, TJ. !!11!
Der am reel merjunseez happninz!
Butt eye C teh splortskwad am stawpinz 4 teh cuppa T.
Smawt moov!! keip yurr N R Gees up 4 a lwang fred!
Tank U gibbocat!
Iz da CCC parked at da TybooTeek gettin fresh RGz N tayp N warm fuzzie blankiez?
frish delibberreez haf arrybed frum Tywon an awl am reddy 4 N E merjun C!!
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Ko?ng o?e hoan-hoan-tian !!
Li? teh pi?^(n) si?m-mi?h khang?!!11!
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Li? kui-khi? ti?am-ti?am !!!!!!!
an nex tiem noe tip! juss poyntee endz!!
*slo hed shayk in amaized delite*
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meanwhile, on a related and somewhat dirtier note…
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/175866636_d86626afc4.jpg
I came serchin, an wuz not disappointed.
GMTA.
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meanwhile, on a related and somewhat dirtier note…
http://www.farm1.static.flickr.com/45/175866636_d86626afc4.jpg
obveeyuslee, sinz dere are no fez /hatz
we had teh hats, but we eeted dem.
adn de shrinerz wont gib us n e moar.
No moar fuzzie fezzes?
sadlee, no fuzzee fezzes fur teh fuzzee faces.
i thot teh tung twisterz wuz yesterdae.
iz DIY tung twisterz tunite. i started…yore tern!
six sweet snorgles in a semi-sirkle.
dats so cyuute!!
lux liek teh TY!!
an teh ‘normuz shnorgulfezt!! Sew kyoot!!
conkachewmalaychums mary O’ !!11!
fanks.
Well done… Brava!
Definitely! All of the rest of us approve whole-heartedly…
I do not understand this fixation with kittens. Could someone please explain?
but, Data, you has a kitteh. You duzn’t merember Spot? Hmmm.
your positronic subprocesslols musta gotten frydayed.
hmmm. seemz like i merember sum pomes yoo wroted for Spot…
Ah, yes. But Spot was a “Ship’s Cat”, and did not indulge in frivolity like this. All in all, a quite sensible cat. but I am intrigued nonetheless. Please continue…
2 saev sweepea teh tiem, Y nawt stawp bai teh Tybooteek an hab ower onsyt enjineer fyt U wif teh ‘kitteh-chip’ ( patent pending ).
garanteid 4 teh lief ov teh fred!
hmm. you duznt want to reminds uz ob teh pomes?
dey had much wins az i reeclol…
fankyew.
Butt iffen yew am reefer inz 2 teh kittehlishus jingulz..
eye hav bin adbyzd dat eet kud B fawlz adbertyzinz az der am problimz wif teh suppul eyez!
betta B sayf dan sawree!!
duh!!11!
misst deh punnn!!
betta B sayf dan sauron!!
mai bad!
Zomg, that is teh kuteset ting i evar saw!
TJ!!11! git yur SplortSkwad daon heer fazt!!
Neenaarneernaarneenaar! TTT kummin froo! Kleer a spays, peepul! Gib him roooom, plzkthax! Let me froo, m a kyootologist! Nurs! Gibbee tenseesees uv teeneetyneekitteh an staht an eyevee, wun leetuh fuzzeebellee purr our! Iz teh ayrwae kleer? Nurs, done jus stan tehre, pas me teh SnorgleSnorkle STAT!
Weez dun awl we kan – iz in Seelingkat’s hans nao.
fankyew!! sew mush.
amayzin wot teh cuppatee will du!!
Mebbeh nawt sew mush kaffeen in teh nex cup?
Ai think that iz the KYOOTEST lolcat ai have seen yet!
Ai can dive in hedfurst for groop snorglez?
WANT!!
i needz snorgle snorkul stat
Pst. See teh wun in the verrrry back of teh carriur?
Dats whut mai Weezie kitteh luk leik when she wuz littul. So kyoot..!
iz fallin in luv wit teh sweet wun in teh back.
your Weezie must b a beeutiful kitteh!
Iz alzo nawt a volkswagen beetle or a fone boof (teh old-fashioned, Dr. Who kind)
(at leest, no beetle or fone boof I’b eber bin in had tihs mush snorgles abailable!)
Kud deffnitlee bee a doktorhoo foneboof – tekniklee knoan as Teh TAHDIS (Tyme An Happeekat Dymenshuns In Snorgles). Iz bigguh on teh insyd dan on eth owtsyd. Butt plz too bee teh TommBayker Tahdis, knot teh moddunwun, kthxbai.
iz B koz himz had teh lawng skarf 4 teh kittehz 2 plai wif n chayz,,?
Preesyslee, Gibbles – an teh hatt two shcoop teh kitteez intew wehn teh Daleks wuz arown
happee 2 C yoor teh manov tayzt! eef yoo noze ov a strukchewrul N jinear – sedn heem mai wai. az wii haz planz @ teh Tybooteek 4 teh JCH4K teatur, wear shii kan reenakt teh mowzt faymus ICHC fredz.
juss puttin owt pheelurz on diz wun…
Oooh, ooh, ooh!!! I wanting to bai deh seezun tickitz!!!!
I am sure the teatur will b a grawnd sukksess.
fankyew cweenmj!!1
butt eet am teh beeg unnurtekkingz – awl kynz ov seyftee reekwyremintz 2 mek shewer teh cheezpeepz am awl saef an snugglee.
an wi haz 2 conbinz janet 2 spayr sum tiem 4 eet.
mush 2 doo!
butt yur enkurijmint am berree welkum!
I am sure Janet will b thrilled wif dis idea. She wuz just telling me teh
ozzer day how she cannot b finding enuff thingz to keeping her occupyd.
“Saef and snugglee”? duz this meen all uv teh seeting will cum wif blankeez?
how wundermous. u are teh berry thotfulz.
B sure to get a kwalified arkitek and building kontraktor.
eye envizij teh seetinz 2 hab teh snuggllee blankee, the spayr CHRG dyspenza an teh trai 4 choklit martooneez n sush.
eye hab akst teh nekkid guy frum teh nawtee barn eef him weel ware teh kitteh koztoom an karree the trai ov possum heddid choklitz an lawleepawps 2 keip awl the kustomerz happee wif rootbeer floetz an stuph.
nao wii juss neadz janet an wii kan get tihs unnerwai.
Gibbo–
Dunno if u sawing dis last nite so i repeteing it now
4 u.
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Teh pied piper haz cum to town.
And hiz name be Gibbocat.
He gibbingz us wuteber wii wantz.
And wii folloez weereber teh GibbingCat leedz.
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eye am happee 2 sai eye sor eet an am mushlee flatterd.
Butt eye am juss fyndin waiz ov mekkin fun an happeez 4 mai cheezfrenz.
eye kanny plai noe piep an eye kant eben wissul!!11!!
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fank yew 4 sayinz sush sweet fingz.
{{{cweenmj}}}
i rekommendz mekin shure you haz yore lisenses in ordah or SJ (when she returens) will cause teh trubbel.
eye wuz assuminz dat yew had dat cubburd wif yor kollexyun ov shynee fingz 4 payola.
but awn nawt thurd fortz eye wood bet dat Pd Beaker haz awl teh offishul dokyumintz in himz dufful bag.
a berree rezorzphul chappee!
d’yu need a costyoomer? i can has referensness…?
tawk 2 janet.
Yay! i can has a cSmall kostyume?
eye C janet weel B bizzee tekkin ordishunz!
yesh. teh cSmalol costyoom lukks lyk this: jeans(not new, moastly cleen), tee shirt(awlso not new, usually blak, sumtymes vnek), swedder oar long sleeve dress shirt – foar teh warmth, but removabull foar teh convenyence, sox – colorful, usally argyle these dayz(no holes, Mom, rly!)boots-foar teh butt kikkin wen necessaries.
zits and other skin ailments are opshunal. hair iz awlso opshunal, but if yu has it, it shud be in yer fayce moastly.
keeps moast necessaries things in yer pokkits(id, bizness cards, keys, munnies if yu has ennee)
that shud do it!
have fun Sweepea – go aks Teh gud Twin abowt Sam Neill an see if she noes it iznt meh!
duz wii awl hab 2 driss liek dat??
iz eet fur teh korus lien – awl kikin 2 gedduh..
hoop lah – *owch*
eyem gettinz 2 oal fur diss!!
OMG I used to haf postar of Tom Baker Dr. fromde Madam Tousads back in 80’s – he waz my most FAVRIT Dr!!!
himz had teh voyz ov teh tymlord!!
Smart kitteh sweepin on tops.
OMG! so manee bebbeh kittehs, so liddel tyme
doezn’t knoz where to start snorgling..
klostess kitteh lukz liek it has a bugger in himz noes, sew he saaz:
Wen U go to kiss ur hunny
But ur noez is kinna runnee
U mite fink itz sorta funnee
But itzSNOT
Ok then I pickz her upz
wipez her nozee
and snorglez her
such a schweetie she ar
We hab a frenlee nayberhood cat we hab niknaymed “Snotface”.
Himz be a beyootimuss beast ob a boi.Him White wib Tabby splotches.Juss unner himz nose am a biig splotch,hence teh nayme.
Mai girliez hate him. Ai lub him an snorgle him wen dems not lukkin.Tee hee!!
Iz teh funnee wen dey chayse him awai-he twice der size!!
girl kittehz be jelus of the hansom boi kitteh, they notz want to
sharez their mommeh
Ennee ‘interloperz’ am soon shown teh wrath ob teh pointee enz!!
Hazel maykes teh grown shayke wen she am on teh chayse!!
Eeben teh skwirlolz keep a respekfull distance
Fern beez moar cunning-teh ninja leeps frum teh shed roof be awsum!1!
Ai tell tehm off fer nawt beein frenlee,but it fawls on def eerz an beez met wib skowls ob indignayshun.Der am enuff lub fer me tew share it rownd ai tellz tehm.
taht “def eers” stuff, honesly, woo doo tehy tink gibes dem noms, woo doo tehy tink skoops teh poops, woo doo tehy tinks gits da wadder awl frish adn kleen fer tehm. Adn wii gits, ” ai’ll have mii peeps git in tuch with yer peeps at an appropriate tyme.” Sew I shows tehm cattituud, I snogles tehm!!!!
Ohai Tukkz’z moma
Ai noe ai noe.Yaw commint aplliez teh teh fambly tew!
Teh eggspresshunz on teh faycez killz me sum tymez.Dem mayke me laff!But iz funneh wen dem wan teh fussin an snorglin-ai r gud fer dat tehy tell me!!
Teh sweet tho-ai r gotz teh flu bug abowt me todai-teh girlies noe not to be nawty,dem gibs me teh feet snugglez an teh carful steppin ober teh achey bonez wen ai went tew bed eerlier.Aww.
Ai cayme down a whle ago fer moar medissin dey followeded me an am nao waytin fer me to go bak tew bed.Awwwwwww agen.
eye hoep yur kittehz mex yew bettah kwikka wif awl tehyr lubbin snuggulz.
Fankew gibbocat.
Teh kittehz an mai Cheezfrenz hab awl been gud medissin todai.
Teh IRL medissin be maykin mee sleepee.
Hab fun plaiyin tonite-ai r waytin avidlee fur teh teatre.
Nitey nite-it am ten past midnite
Sleepy tite
an tew awl teh Cheezfrenz still playin,Happy Cheezin!1!1
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*Gets moar parrotseetemawl orinj joose an elebentyfree tisshooz an goes ‘up teh apples an pears tew Bedlington’* *Aaaaaaachoooooooooo!!* sawree
Short bus kittehs sleep in teh bak!!!
Whi woant nebudde plai king of teh hill wif meeeeeee????
If itz a pet Taxi, wots it cawled?
snuggulz awn weelz!!1
KittehKab
diz wun lux liek teh itteebitteekitteecomitteepluzsumextrakittehzkab!!
Chlosterphobic kitteh prefurrs teh second level.
too..
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S P L O R T !1!
Oh noez did Uz forget Ur CHRG?
Here take one, I helpz gather deh brainz
here is a fuzzy blankee and sum hot choclitz
You shuld be all better soon.
Sorry 2 kittehs. did I run ober u wif teh CCC?
hope i didn’t broking ennything!?!
Oh not all, I ar glad U beez dere to help
thiz are a multisplort emerguncee
we needz more handz to man the CCC.
I tink Tukk’s momma needz the CCC
ASAP
Bwweeeep, bweeeep, bweeeep. **that is my pathetic siren imitashun.
CCC iz heer 2 helping yew.
Freshly restocked frum the ty-booteek.
luk, wii now b having deh speshull Hoover-Brane. It sucksunz up all uv yer branez in2 a cunvenient container 4 reinserting in2 deh hed. Let’s trying it out.
*Plugz it in.
*Vroooom, spluutch.
Wow that wuz ez. Alla branez in deh little plastic thingee.
*Reinsertz branez in2 hed: Plunkt.
*Now putz on deh CHRG(wdoi).
This b a nise one–haz shamrockz 4 deh St Paddeez day.
And heer’s a nice soft green blankee and sum possum shaped chokklits 4 u.
fankyew sew mush, cweenmj!!
seamz liek teh SplortSkwad am steel drinkin T up @ teh Tybooteek.
Juss carnt git teh staph nowadaiz!!
dont fink you be wantin teh staph. speshully the auntie biotick resistant kind…
wuzn’t meenin teh cokeyed kiend!!
akshully, from pikkin’ brayns up offob teh flore, U cud (get staph). Sry, hahaha
yup. shud awlways wash Hans berry well aftah handlin teh branse. Jus ax teh ex spurtz at d’ Beaker labs.
I hab kleend up meny splortz but hab neber washd Hanz.
Washing Hanz soundz like moar fun than kleening sprlortz.
Where iz Hanz? Iz he in deh nawty barn?
Is dere a washing stashun next 2 deh irning bord?
I’m sure if dere in’t 1 I can get 1 at teh ty-booteek.
** heds tward teh Nawty Barn whisteling.
he is Igor’s assistant at the d’Beeker la bore artories. At leest, dat’s teh offishul storree.
oh, adn dey colleks da branes.
**Duz about face and heds to teh Lab.
**Still whisteling.
‘Is dis de next taxi to de spai & nuter pleez?’
Mumzi kat saiz she ‘hope der will be roomz enuff in heer 4 her tooz pleez!!!’
Tank U vary much!!!
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tehy reproduce so fast!
‘cuz only 2 kittehs started teh taxi ride…
taxiz am faymuss fur tekkin teh lawng wai rown!!
Oooo miii, iz nawt sew eezee 4 1 CHRG eben w/doi to hole in awl teh splortedness frum tihs sweetee wunnerful pipkshur. ai A greeee, sew meny kittehs, sew meny snorgles, muss git tu werk nawo, heeeree kitteh….
*splort*
Don wurriez CweenMJ be herez sun wid more suppliez and CCC
Here habz sum choclit till she arrives
and I help wid da colleckshunz of brainz
mmm, choklit, mmm snorgles, donn reellee needs the brainz sew much, haz choklit, mmm and snorglez, mmm….. * eyes roll back in head a little and a happy-tail smile never leaves her lips* ai B bedder suun.
Heer ya go, 2kittehs. yu run deh Hoover-Brane (Patent Pending) while i getz
teh hot chokklit going.
mmm, jes donn skier da kittehs wit de hoover- ting, mmm, snorgle, mini-splort
Hoover Brane is kitteh frenly haz a silencer
no makes muchez noizes
to scare the kitlets awaiz.
U is habing to many splortz
we may haz to call Dr Tinycat for Uz
ai iz sew happi-tayl yew B hear in mii tyme of kneed. *here, kitteh* oops, nawt mii!!!
Oh, Tukkz’z moma, yew will be wanting yer branez eventually.
yew must bleaving teh kittehz for ozzerz 2 b snorgleing 2.
But yew can have dis soft, snugglee blankee. I gotted you a nice yelloe 1.
Hot chokklit is reddy. wud you like touch of teh pepermint schoppz? I thot so.
And a poof uv teh whipped creme and sum chokklit sprinklez, 2? OK. Der u go.
Yew sit still and all will b bedder soon.
o fank U, tihs chokklit is wundermuus. Adn teh lellow iz inddeede snugglee. Fank U, yer hiness, ai tink it will B better nawo. *Sigh……whispers here kitteh, kitteh* Noooes, ai nawt sayd nufing, it B sum1 elsis tern to snorgle nawo. hahahahaha
O dis mayk me laff n laff. Dis luk lyk me & mai booboos fawlin owt uf r twuck. Iz weely funnee b/c ai’m onwy 4′10, n ai’m teh dryvr. LOL
Bob Barker just fainted
Red this funni, thot yu sed he jes farted. Ai thot wii mehbeh dinnt caer sew mush.
mehbeh mii brayn needn sum rest aftur taht beeg splort. bai
heah. hab teh choklitt martoonie!
U haf bin thru ai lawt!
Tuk tuk wif teh snuggllee blanky!
Datz bettah!!1
Kitteh 1: I wanna go tu da Moozeeum ov Ert..
Kitteh 2: I wantsta go tu da park…
Kitteh 3: Taek mee tu da liberry, pleez…
Driver: Aaaaaaaaaaaagh…
Dat menny kittehs, nex time cawl teh bus plz.
the Catbus perhaps?
SNORGLEFEST!!!
S’cusing me as I finds aplace mongst da kittehs.
Work? Do not want at dis tiems.
Kthxbai!
Skoot ober! Ai want in dere 2.
Tell work ai’m sik.
kthxbai.
we shares rides
cuz has you SEEN teh taxi fares latelee?
Iz jus hope ALL des kittehz hav/find luvin hoomanz 2 give them a happee home.
What happens when you carry a kitteh with a tribble.
One kitteh couldn’t sleep cuz of all the purrs! Had to go to second floor for snoozes!
Will my piggy showah hat werk? I dun liek teh smell of rubber–splort–
*sniff* Still can’t give but one post cheezburgahs…
don’t get it…so many funneh ones…
Kitteh on top of carrier looks like Little Girl…loved her soo much…*sneaks in and takes clone if Little GirlI*
Fanks!
Daphne – rite to teh cheeses an tell tehm teh problem. Maybee they can fix it???
Bob says “Spay and neuter yer pets!” =)
jus testin sumpin
Diz streem of kitteh kyootees had me ROFL waile hed splorted. Berry MESSEEE!
Teh CHRGWDOI not strong enuff fur u? Mebbeh u needs teh ugglee rubber swim cap wiff flowurs on it?
SO mannee of Deh kittehs were tuu mush fur de hatz.
Ai counted 12 kittehs, ai tink. Not sher ware one enz n next beginss.
Negs count, ai get 9. Den 10 or 11. Aneeone elze count dem?
I counted TOO MENNY!
Dis iz a pikshur of what mai hows wood look lyk if ai went 2 da sheltur “jus 2 luk” at da kittehs! LOL
teh kitteh on top is so fluffeh
Soooooooooo kyute!!! xD
wii needz beegar karz…1 wif bafroom
Ifz we putz anee moar in heer, weez be big bawl uv furz.
taxi cat overwurked, and underpaid.