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wif multi layers of texchure…
“If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy would it?”
congrats mary o- wud you be wanting sum dansing? Maybee to sum Jimmy Buffitt musiks?
Fins to teh left, fins to teh rite….
fanks! i hads to go way to werk, but i cheks bak in now and again.
mary 0′
Conga rat reelashuns, Mary, House of Spock!
The top opening in dis shark kage looks big enuff for da shark to go through if it wanted to….Don’ts you just HATES it when un-invyted kompany drops in????
Dis not be fair!!!!!
Dis capshun wuz awlreddy put on anudder picshur!!!
Is not veree nice 2 be da kopee cat.
Old Chynese saying: sumtime shoe fits more than one foot.
Sumtimes caption fits more dan one pkshur (like, any pikshur where kitteh looks put-upon and angrys, capshuns of revenge always be working).
dat kyna bloez cyndyrellyz chanziz den!!
Cinder-ella need to get wid da reaal werld! (Take a kloser look at Prince Charmin, 2, just in kase he be toad in diskyse).
AND, the reealest, most painfuls trooth of all: dem fancy shoes U skeezes yur feets into are going to hurts yur feets!!!!!
like these?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=517656&in_page_id=1770&ito=1490
Everybodee wins…xcept diver.
Jesus Christ is a shark! Get in the… oh…
Never mind…
Au Contraire, Jesus Christ is NOT a shark!
Picky, picky, picky. “IT’S” a shark! Okeh? I pleeds too much cold meds…
An wif taht grumpy comment, I is goin hoem, hoepfullee to gets ovur tihs #$!!%&#! cold…
Hope U feels better soon; I be overdosing on Sine-Aid types medicines for da past week. Hoping approaching Springtime brings bedder health to everyones.
Of corse, I knoes it will bring more pollen and stuffs like dat which be bad for sinuses. *sighs.* But at leest world be prettier.
Amen to taht, sistuh…
a shark, eh? i hznt noed dat wun fur Jesus.
some names i duz kno:
alpha & omega
beginning and end
captive, freer of
death, victor over
Emmanuel
Friend
Good Shepherd
Hope for the Hopeless
Incarnate Word
Judah, Lion of
King
Lamb,sacrificial
Morning Star
Nazarene
Only begotten
Prince of Peace
Qumran Scrolls, subject of
Redeemer
Omnipotent Lord
Pantocrator (Greek/Coptic for Strongest of All, or King of All Things)
Quencher of Thirst
Savior
(Skipped “R” to get back in rythym wid swee/mos, who be posting whilst I still huntin’ and peckin.’)
Hey SP, Mais Ouis, etc. I iz bak, an haz hads an old Scots cold remedy. I feels bedder, if not well…
i yam plzed yoo am bettah. wich scots cold remedy yoo had?
Mai old ballay teechur (frum a bazillion yeers ago) alwais sed:
2 or 3 fingurs ov decent Scots wiskey
A tablespoon (15 ml for our frens in TTI) of lemun jooce
A tablespoon (op. cit.) ov Honey
Take “as needed”…
An boy… does I needs it *hick*
Oh… um… scuse me…
Wonderful, councillur
almighty God, everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQVQOW1c0DQ
heerz yur R:
Redeemer
King of Kings
Lord of Lords
Messiah
holeh moleh!!!
himz berf sertiffykate muss B wun helluva dokyumint!!
Therefore…
William Alexander Henry Charles Augustus Presteigne-Snibson, you are by right and lawful succession…
The 18th Baron Haveringland
High Steward of the Brandiston Estuary
Marshall Royal in Ordinary to the Marquistate of Snetterton
And…
The 14th Earl of Hereford
And He shall reign forever
King of kings and lord of lords
Hallelujah
Gospel/Handel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YXtf7vtz3c
Hmmm well, you is right …but sum of His modern day self uppointed evangelist … well dat’s whol nuther ball of wax.
U be rite. But dem types be found akross da relijus spektrum – fanatic or deceptive Moslems, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, etc, etc, etc,.. aneething that involves de hyumons…..forchunately in USA, we kans just turn da channel to sumthing better – like services for Ceiling Cat.
All praize bee to Ceeling Cat. Amens and so mote it be!;)
Wii shud start a noo church– Teh Wholly Church uv Ceiling Cat? St. Lolrus uv teh Bukkit?
Tithings must, ov cowrse, be in cheezburgers.
Uv corse! Ten purr sent uv yer weekly cheezburger income.
LOLZ, Miss Dawn!!! ai thot we had awlreddee dun that!!!
well – unoffishulle, eneway.
cruncchy metal , gushie human, den crunchee
sigh, wrong spot… gotta go twerk.
TTFN. I nots airkiss todai. Yoo duznt wants my cold.
Hard on teh ouytsyed, chawy on teh insyte.
squirmee & noizy 2, for a littl wyl. nom nom nom! glad yu cud com 2 dinr.
NOM>>>NOM>>>NOM
Oh wait, cage not so grate akshullee
Quick Earl, tell him where his clients bucket is quick, he dont look happy.
Iz scuba lolawyer in cayge. Lolshark won’t eet him…purrfeshunal curtasee.
akshully, ur onor, teh leegle prinsipill is:
“volenti non fit injuria”
wich meens
“2 1 hooz willing tehre iz no njruy”.
i submit taht teh stoopy hyoomins in teh kaij teezin mai pore hungree klyent donut suffur njruy cuz tehy wuz willin. i aks furr diss miss all.
So littel, so funnee, so tasty! Don’t care for the rubber coat tho.
Silly Minde. Yoo haz to peel it furst…
Beulah, peel me a ‘diver’
Nothing like a little Mae West. (Side note: I once used the original line one morning at work when someone had brought in some grapes + other fruit. Everyone looked at me as if I were insane. Sigh.)
U so right. I iz silly! (and late).
Oh hai! Ai just LURVES dese fings! Krunchee awn teh owtsyd n a choo-ee centr!
Far Side FTW!
Itz not ur daddiez crackerjax!
FTW!
Mmmm … hooman stix. Tastee wif tartar sauce!
An sum hushkittehs too?
Tartar sauce not so grate on hushkittehs axully
Pleh. Hooman tayst yummeh, but wetsoot iz groz.
Best to chu wetsoot til is good an stickee … then spit out and stickee it on bottum of desk at skewl. Or buttum of cage so nex hooman step n it and get stuckeed. Then it not runs arown an tries to xscape … veree distracktin while you tries to nom.
kind uf liek teh seeweed on teh sushee…. pleh
wwetzoot am 2 keip hoomin frish 4 teh fish! nomm nommm
Iz bOrg cube cayge. Heer tu symilyate awl sea lyfe!
borg shark goin to asymmilayt divr into himz belleh.
No Mr. Scott! Wii posed tu bee bringin bak WHALEZ!
Scotty makes more plans involving transparent aluminumuinimum.
“well cap’n, aye figgured we cood fit the sharx wid lazers, n’ fight teh Klingons!”
Wow, Austin Powers & Star Trek at once FTW!!!
Captain… there be WHALES here…
everybodee remember where we parked…
best line in teh movie
next tu,
‘One littul misteak….’
Stayin alife…yer doin it rong.
Iz dis…..a happy mealz?
weer gunna need teh bigguh cheezbrgr!!1
Iz happy for one uf dem!
that’s sposed to be up in the Happy Meal comment
zomg, WP is playun wit me todai….grrr!!
Maybeez just un sharkz chekin hiz trapz.
Unliek teh barbaric hoomins,
sharks quit using leg hold traps long ago.
.
Sharks use live traps.
Delayed gratificashun – dey has it.
photografer of this shot realizes
hes not in a kage
oh noes
Doan worry, photographer in beeg shark costume goes unnoticed.
Doan wurry, fotograffer in big shark… jus not all teh wai swalowd yet.
(“oh wel, miet as wel shoot wun moar, ow…”) [clic]
taht wuld be larry an harry’s bruvver gary?
(larry’z bruvver harry’z teh wun wut fotg – fogo – tooked teh pichur ob teh ginormus spider attakin teh spayc shuttl. jus to klaryfiy.)
Shuda lernt frum Larry’s sperience fotograffin teh teefy tihngs!
I’ll taek 2 scubas to go pleese.
Wat u meen pull up to teh next window?
I nawt see a next window.
Maybeez theze beez teh underz de waterz dentists. Sharkz needinz de teef cleaned. Lastest inz techologiez. New formz of x-rayz.
Kenny, what is the frequency?
Om nom…
Om nom…
Om nom nom nomNOMNOMNOMNOM-
Furgets the PG ratings of dis program!
I iz hungries dammit!
prepare to be released from your cage