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Gud oar bad-dem still beyootiful.
Yeah? Whut yew lukkin at?
Conga Ratz Tidmum!! Heer, hab sum hotChokletz.
Wut elz U liek 4 cell a brashun? N 4 dancz? two 2 tango?
*Ai iz so laet 2dai cuz ai tot da postiez wer on dailite savings tyme – liek yesterdai*
lef kitteh saaz: “mai Ai hab sum gusshee fud, plz?”
riet kitteh saaz: “Haay! Wooz in charg heer? Weerz da can oppener humin?”
Fankyew foar teh hawt chokklit GeeNeeZcatz.
It am jess whut teh docter orderd.Teh flu bug iz in me todai. Pleh. Do not want.
Ai sitttin inna pyooter chare wheelin arown teh kitchin doin teh 2 wheelz tango-Mai wheelie skillz- let me show yew dem
*crash bang kerlump* *MEEOW*
fawls bakwerdz onna floor an neerly skwish teh Kittehz……..
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Wheelie skillz-Not so grate akshully.
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Ummm cud sumbuddy cawl an ambliance-oar teh CCC plz?thnx
CCC iz onna waay…icepak 4 ur hed N sof fluffy blankie to kuddle wif.
Sew srry bowt ur fluBugz…hoepz ebbryfing cums owt OK *wutebber
oreefuss iz cummin owt of*
Oh, n heerz sum nyce fluffie slipperz (wif rubber solz sew u dontfalls ‘gin).
Bedder staay offa da weelie fingz, cuz dey don hab braekz.
Letz mee refillz ur cuppa hawtChokklit 2.
Ohhh dat am mush bedder GeeNeeZcatz. Fankyew fur taykin such gud care ob mee.{{{GeeNeeZcatz}}}.
Mai noze an eyez bee compeetin wib teh rayne.Jess streemin down.Pleh!
Ai gotz teh Parrotseetamawl, hot lemmun an a hyoooge boks ob tisshyewz an mai Kittehz to snorgul.Ai bee bedder soon.
Gud morning/afternoon to yoo, Tidmum.
Heer – ai browt yoo a liddle – reelee teenee weenie prezzzzint fur yoo. Shud at leest cheer yoo up. An hooray fur yoo fur capchuring teh plaice ov honneur -with teh FLU eben!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgEmZ39EtFk&NR=1
It’s verree short – hardlee 20 seconds maybee.
Ar yoo OK??? crashing an kitteh almoast squishing iz nawt a reelee gud thing!
Awwwwwwwww*SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRT*Gud job teh CCC am heer!!
{{{Janet}}}
Fankew JKH4K,dat wuz teh lubbleeist prezzzzzzzint.
ICHC an awl mai Cheezfrenz am berree gud medissin.
Mai commint wuzznt pertikkularly grate,but mai hed be full ob teh Pleh.
Teh cyoooot Bebbeh kittehz mayded me feel a bit bedder tho.
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Fern an hazel be watcin frum a sayfe disstanse-onna werktop!!
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Ai putted teh resippee for skwash on teh Mordor payge.
Ai will put it awn Cheezefrenz layder.
Awww – yur welcom, deer Tidmum. Jusst hoep yur bedder soon. But flu – taeks a wil.
An tehn ai wuz luking fur teh link to Patrick’s site fur boom when ai accidentally – found this wun. Yoo mite nawt remember froyd – he hazn’t been heer fur a wile – but ai bukmark awl teh purrsonal blogs ai can – just becuz.
an ths iz what he sayed today. . .
“apparently, the US is going to help modernise Poland’s military.
I think they should start by taking the screen doors off the submarines.”
Gaev mee a reelee gud gigglol to start teh day!!!1
Bwaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Dat am teh funnee!!
Dat bebe iz too keyoot! Sooper fast nap attak!
Eksept teh ugly twin.
Raight Kitteh sayz:
Do not looks like dis at mai emo-brotha!
Conga Ratz 2 U 2, Belzi.ET for teh secund FFL!!
Maa Ai escort U 2 da TyBooTeek? Dey haz menny nyce fings (Bsidez ties) 2 chooz frum…allmoss enny fing U liek 2 pik.
Yayyy Belzi.ET fur sharin teh ffl spot wib mee.
Teh Tybooteek habzmennee wundruss fingz hab a lukkie an chewze ennefing yew wants-if yew want it it will be der.-mind teh borken chyna-Sumbuddy!!
tuk awl teh shelf brakkits an awl teh gudz fell down.
UhhOoez…wee hab 2 tipToe fru da TyBooTeek sew wee don aksidentilly stepz on sumfin fragi…fra…deliCat. Ohh, luukie der…wee hab sum new bobbleHedz.
Aw, dey bofe rilly kyoot! An way too yung to be ebil…
Good? Bad? I teh kiteh wih te klaws!!11
Two. Two. Two cheez in one. Teh doublmint twincats.
sorry, hate it when photoshop work is so obvious
u beeted me to it….ai was gonna say…….”kan u sai Photoshop?” and den ai was gonna stommpy round awl obber teh plaise……an demand, YES demand to see teh nagativ……..den ai membereded…..oh ….heh heh…prolly donut ebben can haz a nagativ…..( ifn u haz a nagativ…u cood tellz bi luukin at it…ifn it waz teh reel…..sigh …ai haz been out-tekno-dated…..ai spneded 4 yeerz ……(an a fare amunt ov $$$ ) lern in how to be a piccture takeer….gotz a BFA init an ebberyfing…….an dat nollij iz almoss uusluss )
*whispurs* kitnz dont reely ebber luuk lik dat do tahy????
Monrnig salleh – YOO ar up in teh middle ov teh nite!!! An this iz fur yoo, too, sanafabitch.
ai’ve been luking at teh pitcher – an ai dont see what yoo see. I certanlee believe yoo know what to luk foar – what am ai missing??? Where ar teh klooz???
Akshullee – ai find sumthing about this pitcher taht iz “off.” It shud bee reelee cyoot – but it izznt – to mee, eneway. But ai dont think that iz teh fotochop fawlt – oar izzit???
ohy Hai Janet…..
ai kan onli sai wat gotted mi attenshun….an iz teh eeyz ov teh “bad twin”….hiz liddle mouff an cheekz r so cyute tho……but teh eeyz …….ebbery tyme befor wen ai seed a kitnz eeyz dat luuked lik diz….waz becawse… dey waz jeeessssttttt bearly openin der eeyz..sumtymes .dey kinda do it a liddle bit ata thyme……an dese kitnz luuk a liddle ole fur dat……unlezz dey gotz a eey infekshun, an teh eeyz luuk cleen an dry…..
nawt shure how photoshop wood werk dere…maybe smoochin obber teh hares by teh eeyz….sum how……I iz a ole-fashuned film piccture taker…I kan shoot picctshures wiff teh digital…but noes nuffin bout wat u can do to teh imaj wunct iz maed……
iz like teh pursun wanteded to narrow kitnz eeys liki a villian……but perhapz….noawt az skillfully dun as wood be nessissari to be conbinsing……
oar ai cood be awl off, an dey jest catched teh kitn wiff himz eeyz funneh…..but “gut” instink sayz……sumwun messeded wiff dis
hai, cheeze frenz ! Dont noe ifn it b fotoshopped oar nawt, BUT i have kitteh wid da weerd eyes. himz wuz dopted by mii when nother dopter gibbed him baek to to da doption aigencee (whoo wood do that?) cuz himz wasnt gud enuff 4 dem. but ai lubbed himz! himz eiz r awl weerd- kittehdoc sayz wuz cuz nawt feeded right when himz wuz most babbeh-est kitteh. himz sees gud, mostly (cept mai b one ei nawt so gud) but da eiz, dey duz luks funnee
agreed.
Ai rote yoo bof – salleh an sanafbich – a msg – nawt heer yet. Wif kwetschuns re teh fotochop. Hoep it arrives soon so yoo can answer.
wat u sed. kinda ikky.
*grabs mask, jumps onto sopebawcks*
Photoshopping cats is WRONG! Don’t you know the pain inflicted by distortion of pixels, especially in cats this young? HOW DARE YOU ENJOY THIS!! I’LL MAKE YOU DO AEROBICS!!! Don’t do this, people seriously!! I know a guy who did Photoshopping to his cat only one day per week, and now the cat looks like a DOG! Do you want this to happen to YOUR cat? I didn’t think so! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! I’M EVER SO SMART, BEAUTIFUL, AND INTERESTING!!!!!
*jumps down, remoovs mask. Playces mask on flor, baks away slowlee*
giggle
*GUFFAW*
win!
/wypes eyez frum laffin’ so hard!
Me too, what is funny about these kinds of lolcats is when the expression is natural, photoshop is funny on tank cat or monorail cat style lol’s. PS in this way is just a bit tiresome, jmho.
He’s not evil, he’s my brother.
diz zmall ant thuz diffirint… itz makez me wine
Client number 9 caught on tape with his favorite, er, friend.
Ooooooooooooh . . .
El-LOL-iot Spitzer kitteh?
Oh luk, itz CSmall and BeSmall – which wun is teh gud twin?
an that, mai deer sisinlolz – iz REELEE funneh!!!
wel, teknikally, BeSmall is Teh Gud Twin. Foar mennee raisins, but teh mostliest raisin is Teh Gud Twin gavd meh a kidney awlmoast 16(that’s sixteen yeers ago.
{{{{{{{{{{gudtwin}}}}}}}}}}}
awlso, ai have a zit on meh fayce todai, an ai am awlwais a liddle sqwinty eyed, so ai wud be teh kitteh on teh rite – Teh Ebull Twin.
Hugz to both teh twins: {{cSmall}} {{BeSmall}}
Yoo is *both* teh gud twin, in mah buk.
NO! I’M TEH EBIL TWIN!!
*snerk*
“no, IM teh ebil twin today!”
“No, IM teh ebil twin today!”
“I AM!”
“Yuo r not!”
“Girlz! Wuts goin on up dere?”
“NUH-thing!”
Awwwww. . .just liek mai sister Judy an me . . but she wuz 18 munthz older. But – sissters ar sisters!!
An bSmall – {{{{{{bSmall}}}} – thankz fur saving ar beloved cSmall. Teh whirled wud be a poorer plaice wiffout her.
i tink da bad twin is cute. dey is boff cute, but i likes da bad one
punkin – doo yoo rememberz teh otter set ov gud/ebil twinz. Ai think teh link above shows them. A Door Able!!!
i does memeber them. i lyked the bad one there 2!
Ai am a gurl hoo piks bad katz . . .
I r be urgently needin da help of da cheezfrends.
LOLoff
The feline light of my life has an extremely aggressive cancer. The first tumor was excised. By the time we got back to get her staples removed there were TWO new tumors. This is sarcoma and from everything I have read, there is no hope. I refuse to give up without a fight. Does anyone have suggestions on sites or other sources of infomation that offer suggestions that just might be useful without hurting her? I’ll try anything, including voodoo dolls if there is any chance at all that I can help her.
LOLon
Fank joo for bein da wunderful cheezfrends. Amy and I boff fank you for any help at all. Kould use prayers, white light and gud energy too. Kthxbai
lucy, so sorry to hear about your ketteh. i don’t have suggestions for you, but you will be in my thoughts.
{{{{{lucy}}}}}
{{{{{{{{Lucy an Kitteh}}}}}}}}}
Ohh teh Sad.
Ai doan noe whut to sujjest cept tew keep on hopin an prayin dat sumfing kin halp yaw paw paw Kitteh.
Mai prayerz are with yew both.
Keep lubbin yaw Kitteh an be as possitib as yew can.
Yew am dooin yaw berree best fur Kitteh,an ai am shore she noes dat too.
Keep yaw spiritz up Lucy.Ai r hab yew in mai Hart an prayerz.
Lucy, so sorry.
I lost my beloved kitty last year to intestinal lymphoma. do you have a good oncologist, and has s/he talked to you about the dif chemo treatments? i heard that mustargen has been effective in some cases. I’m so sorry, i know how painful it is. My best to you and your sweet baby.
{{{{{{{{Lucy an Kitteh}}}}}}}}}
No suggestions, sorry.
So sowry to heer, wud be so sad too, and wanting to do awl ai cud, but liek u said, withowt maeking more hurt.
ai will be sending gud energiez owt to u both.
I sad, Lucy. Is skeeree wen pets is bad sik…
Yoo mite trai acoopuntchoor. Et leest will eez payn…
Also, trai “Missing Link”. Iz good nootreeyents an stuff.
An just spend tyme wif kitteh, adoring her an filling boff uv yor souls wif luv an sweetness.
{{{{{{{{Lucy}}}}}}}}
{{{{{Lucy+kitteh }}}}}
Second opinion from a kitteh oncologist? Do kittehs have the equivalent of American Cancer Society? Try finding all the information you can about the kitteh’s condition.
When someone very dear to me (human not kitteh) was diagnosed with lymphoma I scoured the web for information
and educated myself so I could ask the oncologist pertinent questions.
I don’t if that was helpful at all but
good luck! and you and your kitteh will be in my thougts.
ohai, Lucy…mai prayers go owt tu yu and yur wunnerful kitteh. Ai noes kittehs and hoomins has mush difrent systems, but mai 81 yr old mommie has been neerly tree yrs lymphoma-free after a berry grave diagnosis at furst.
Miracles do happen, and prayers fur yur kitteh to be wun of dem! Dem docters don’t know it awl….
{{{Lucy}}} {{{Kitteh}}}
gud luk! keep uz advised, plz kthnx!
turtlol
I sendz yoo prayers fur a meerakle too: {{Lucy}} {{Lucy’s kitteh}}
If der is no meerakle wayting fur yoo, I prays fur strength. Yu noes teh gud peepuls heer noes eggzackly whut yor hart is feeling. If yoo needs a sholder at enneh tiem, heerz wun yoo can cownt on.
*opens beeg orinj pawz to giv warm fuzzeh hugz*
Ohai Lucy, I am going through the same with my goggie. First, just let me say what ever you decide it is the RIGHT decision. I had the luxury of being guided by a staff at a veterinary school, and two cancer researchers (neighbors) who could talk the talk, as they had been through the same thing with their goggie. Ultimately, it was my heart that told me what to do.
Are you near a university or a large animal hospital?
As you already know what the cancer is, there is the internet.
Has your vet sent other patients somewhere for a second opinion?
Vets and yes, surgeons and oncologists will tell you they are still learning. It is a relatively new area for them as well. The more opinions you have the better chance you have of finding help.
Because of the type and placement of my goggie’s tumors we have decided to do nothing. Whatever you decide it will take your breath away from the sad, but it is the right decision for you and Amy.
On a happy note. We spent the weekend digging in the snow and giving him snow baths (where we cover him with snow and rub it all over him) and you have never seen a happier goggie.
I believe in good energy and you will be at the top of my thoughts. Hugs to you and Amy, cheezfrnds really DO care about you both.
Ai r so sowry, Lucy. Ai noes nutting about cancers, exsept taht tehy are teh PLEH. But ai do beeleeb in teh power ob prayer. So ai will pray fur u and ur kitteh. ((hugs))
Ooh, Lucy- my heart hurts for u and ur kitteh. Please go to Google and search feline sarcoma- was gonna find u links, but found so many entries, there were 2many 2 sort (and I didnt want 2 choose 4 u) check out the rt hand side “sponsored links”, and dont b discouraged that many sources r in a foreign language. There’s an entry on the rite side about pH levels that was interesting 2 me, hope u find something 2 try.
meanwhile, know we r all here, sending u many hugs, good energy and holding ur kitteh in our hearts
Lucy, Ai send mai prayers fur joo n yur sweet kitteh… God answers prayers… Hims lubs yur kitteh n joo 2… Menny HUGZ!!!!
(((((((((((((Lucy& Lucy’s Kitteh)))))))) May Himz comforth n keeps joo boht en Himz kares…
In tests of combined kewtness, theez two kittehs skored so hai, dey brokes de kewt-o-meeter.
When pikkin between too evils, ah triez to pik teh wun I hazzint tried befoar.
sads kitteh n mads kitteh.
Which iz Bart and which iz Bort?
Why does everyone here talk like a labotomy patient?
or liek lobotomy pashunts, even.
*fasepaw*
Hao hims no hao us tawks? Hims ownly noes hao us taips.
foar srs, u doan goez 2 roam nd speekz chz. wen in roam, speekz liek teh romunz speekz.
NAO WICH WAN OB U MAKED MAI CLAIYUNT HYURD MEH?
If him is EBIL twin, where is hims goatee??
i smel fotoshap
pixels can has odor?
i’ll be damned
this picture is funny and i like it and i also like this website they have the most funniest pictures i have every seen like i here things evil things. that was the funniest picture.
Ai want snorgle boaf kittehs. Noooo bad — BOAF gud!!!
Capt Kirk kitteh
personaliteh’s split up in transportur
Gud epsoad, taht waz.
I can’t do lol-speak, so I’ll try to write this like a normal person. I had a kitten like the bad twin. Her eyes were recessed because she had eyelashes that grew backward, and they receded in self-defense.
Sissturr Kitteh juss
getteeng yused 2 surrowndeengz
wantz 2 goez Outsyde
Brudderr Kitteh iz
dayr 2 proatekkt himz Sissturr
no matturrz wutz!
Brudderr Kitteh iz
a few minnitz oalder, so
him’z T3h Bawss! Oarz so
Himz feenkz. Sissturr knoez
dat herz runz t3h sho. Can habz
soopah~megga kewt!
Jack.
Lef kitteh = teh emo
Rite kitteh = teh ev1l!!!11!!
But both kittehs iz teh cute anywayz.
OK, so dey is a teensy bit ‘enhanced.’
Da evil twin still kyoot and pic still fun…
em…why do burgers disappear so no can vote on more than one kitteh/nanimal pic? Is for all or just for me?
happens to lawts ob peeps. prolly you has IE6? mite wants to twy teh firefox. dat’s hao i gottit to werk.
Oh, It’s Funny. I like it.
Good Twin… Aphex Twin!
tonioh & vinz
O hai
Change to gud cop bad cop plez
thankz
CPJ
grrrr…
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