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Epic Fail!!!
congraducklashuns!
*snerk*
Fanks…
haz yoo a rekwest for a songndazn? hoep yr kode iz bettah.
I’m bedder enuf to be at werk, at leest tihs mornin. What don’t yoo guize doo Teh Chiken Danse. Taht shud be entert… enturt… a lot uv fun to wach
weelll. okay. you cudda had a core du balay doing SwanLake, but here goze:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxDw7ajfGE
fanx mary O’ - dat am trooly bootyfool n kewt.
almoest an atnidoet 4 teh chikkin danz guy!!
*swoons* Oh, I lubs teh Myron Floren! When I wus liddel, we watched Lawrence Welk evvry weekend. Wun wunders: whuttever happened to that sweet liddel Ana Cani?
I joyns paws an SWINGZ yoo, MaryO! We dantzes! We maeks beeks! We maeks wingz! We maeks tayle feddurs!
*SWINGS MaryO an she goez flyin!*
Oh noes, MaryO, watchowt fur that . . . . !
mary 0 re enakts teh ebents showed in teh ^ pikshure…
*luks shaym-faced, sort of*
Sawree, MaryO, I diddn meen to swing yoo so hard!
Hao is yor beek . . . I meen, yor poor liddel nosey?
*sits wif stunned luk on faec*
*little starz adn birdees flyin round head az in cartoom*
*noms a birdee*
Wha, thankz, MaryO! Whudda niec snak!
*opens mowth, birdee flies bak owt*
*angwee birdee peks gremlin on hed*
bonk bonk bonk
Ow!
*putz pawz over hed, shoos birdee, runs away*
*birdee chases gremlin*
(dis i wun angwee lil burdee!)
Um . . . halp?
I can haz restrayning ordur?
wut you needs is a lolyur.
*paging leegul eegul…*
dat am kwyt bomitt wervy bideeo, mary O’…
butt lukkeely teh tybooteek karreez teh stawk ov atni nawziuh peelz.
awl doze in nead - stawp bai teh dyspensurry.
wuznt my ideeyuh t’have the chikn danz…
*hangz hed in shayme*
prolly mai fawlt. Ai called Maus a chikkin shortlee befoar he asked fur teh danse.
*slinkz furtivlee off left*
Hey!!! Mai Oui!! Phillipe! Ebreebuddee. C’mon up heer an letz danse teh Chiken Danse fur ar poor ailing (but stern) Maus!!! Much moar fun if lotsa peeple ar doing it.
We can purtend we ar at teh Oktobur Fest in jermanee!! Thousandz maybee elebentee billyon - awl dansing it at teh same time
ai think -
beeky beeky beeky beeeeek
wingy wingy wingy wings
wiggle wiggle wiggle
clap clap clap clap claaaap!!!
Repeet until teh twerl part. Whooo hooo!! an lotsa nice big cold mugs ov beer afterward!
*beeky beeky beeky beeky
wingy wingy wingy wing
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
clap clap clap clap*
I LURVES dis dants!
OOOhhh..hai JCH4K! ai am ackshully hopeing to go to teh reel Oktoberfest this Sept so ai need teh practis!
*Raisez stein* (start pok-a musik pleez)
oh itz going faster nao..
beeky beeky beeeeek
wingy wingy wings
wiggle wiggle
clap clap claaaap!!!
I dantzes wif yoo!
*flaps arms liek duck, wiggles boddum, lukkin genrally ridikyuloose*
LOLZ!!!! We AWL luk ridkyoloose - taht’s teh hole poynte!!! ROFL!!
itz ok! itz fun!!
but yoo haz a feather sticking owt, um, myte want to tuck taht in…
WooHoo! Dis be fun…I habbint dun dis danse in wile!
DUCK: ” WESTLIFE SAID I COULD FLY WITHOUT WINGS!!”
duck!!!1!!
win!
*snerk*
Vewwy observent ov yoo Pd’B…
well, he duz has doze finely honed biomalogicalsine tist obsurbashunal skills.
verb. it wuz a verb ….
*wanders away, muttering, seeking cawfee*
coffee. yes. good ideeya.
Ov CORSE it wuz a verb. *pat pat pat*
Raphael: “What goes quack-quack?”
Michealengelo: “A duck?”
Raphael: “Exactly”
teenage mutant ninja turtlols?
Canard!
Gesundheit!
dat juss qwaks me yup!
Concatulations, Maus, on nawt secund. Waht kind of dans yu be wantin? Is there dans called Duck Walk? Mebbe duck shud hab walked insted ob flyin?
ooo go wup ^to da chikn danz! wee awreddy had wun cashultee, so wee needs reeyenfoarsmintz.
kummin rite up! haow menny yu wantz?
cashualtees?
bottoms up.
sorry duk, teh lake frozed over last munth, ware were yu?
Flyin iz fin3. Landing iz were da problum iz.
dass wut i wuz gonna sai!
Itz nawt teh fall dat kills yoo - itz teh sudden stawp at teh end uv it!
obzervashunal skeelz am abundunt awn ICHC 2 dai!!
Should be, “Landing… ur doin it wrong”
XD
beak furst! poor duckie.
ai think teh landing strip wuz a littul icee.
Halp! My radarr iz not working!!!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Ai ment 2 do dat.
dis akshully rite way to fly. All U guyz r doin it wrong!
Akshuwally, teh dukkeez don haf a lotta opshunz wen landing awn snow. Having watcht dukkeez land on ice (tehy skid, ushuwally awn tehre belleh) n sno (tehy don skid, sins tehre liddel feetzeez almos eemeediutlee kum 2 a stawp, so tehy skidz awn tehre bellehz, wif tehre neks bent bak 2 aboid stiking tehre beekz inna sno) ai haf seen dis ekzakt kynd uv landing menee tymez.
Geeseez n swanz need a taak-off run, n der afraad uv landing awn ruff sno liek dis, but teh dukkeez kan taak-off wifowt anee run, n der not afraad. Tehy jus don luk 2 grasful wen tehy land.
Tanx 4 teh eggs-plane-ashun! Ai wurryed it got hurtededed.
runnwai ended
But it nebber begins. At leest, that’s what paws4thot says.
Faylyur to engaje landeeng geers . . .
It wuz neck and neck fur a whyl, but teh sayf landeeng okkurred, just by teh skin uv teh beek.
I blamz teh ground cru
whai iz dere alwaiz a camreh arrown wen u trips ober?
Iz duck seezun?
Wabbit Season!
Duck Season!