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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Existance of devil been confirmed!
Better pray kwikly to Ceiling Cat!
cong adulashuns, Human 0′Cookie!
wood dat be carpet cat??
i’m finkin mebbe dunjuninthebasement cat.
Sub-basement cat
tehre be no gushy fud in teh basement…
oanlee burnt burgurs. Pleh.

In dis case, the devil be da snarling, mean-looking lady wid da flaming hair who is about to bite da poor kitteh who had tried to March into Hell on a Heavenly Cause!
(I knoew that devil kan appears in any form - but da mens loves it when devil appears like dis one!)
They doo indeed. Observe teh drooking creechurs below!!
Well - nawt teh drooking creechurs - don’t luk at them. Luk at teh DROOLING wuns.
It be from dat one 365-day period dey haz.
That iz certainlee a bedder reasson tahn ene ai can think ov!!! LOL!!
Yuh, it’d be nuff ta make me Drook!
cheeses twice! itz cwazy womin. get in teh car!!!
noooes! she be steelin my bwane!
ginny weazley has discovered the kittee is an unrejistered animajus…
kitteh DOEZ luk a littel liek Mrs. Norris… run awayz…!
I am amused. I am most amused. See me smile.
mmmm…. redhead…
Seconded…
Yumm… gween ais 2 yet.
Gingervitis
An frecklols…
do want to nom nom.
She be rathur gordjus.
And teh hooman too.
starling!!!! *snikr*
In this case, the orange ones are decidedly NOT poison
Ar yoo shur, Sir Real??? Or purrhhaps - maybee moar liek playing wif fyre???
As long as I don’t touch, I won’t get burned…
Thirded.
Hey yoo guise!!!! what ar wee heer - chawppeded liver???? Harummph!!!
Afterawl - taht iz just a pikshure. We ar living, breething . . .letters???
it seems to me they are showing rather good taste. She looks like someone I’d like to meet.
Janet, what be gud for teh goos be gud for teh gander! We hav had mannee, mannee dayz uv daniel crayg, YNG….tey mus edur owr ramblins so alls fayre.
i know yu jus kiddin! (insert winky face here)
O hai O thisncat.
Yoo ar rite!!! But reelee - nuthing happens in teh nawtee barn but irining and martonee drinking. But - yes - ai guess a lot ov droolng has been going awn. LOLZ!!!! But tehy CUD com to teh nawtee barn, too.
An - awn teh day it started - Teho was there - an he FLED!!!! An Phillipe receibed a purrsonal invite - nawt frum mee - tho - hmmm. Oh, where wuz ai. An Phillipe respekfulee (but wif a panikked luk in hiz aies) deklined.
We missed yoo at teh Oskars. Ai wuz so hoeping to see yoo, jumpin up an down awn teh trampolieen, sippin teh martoonies. . .fond memries. . ai haz them.
We wud com to teh nawty barn if tehre wuz “eqwal oppertoonawty ironin” tehre, if yoo know wut I meen. Nod, nod, wink, wink, say no more…
Well - iffin bai equal oppertnoonawty (snikr - hole noo consept) yoo meens this redhed purrson - well!!!! Harummmph again.
But - ai thnk yoo guise ar a bit chikken. Teho reelee FLED!!! An Phillipe blushed an sorta bakked away. Ai meen - reelee!!! Martoonies an irining. Beeg deel.
Ar yoo feline a liddle bedder??? Coldz ar awlaiz werse in teh nite.
I are a maus, not a chiken! Mauses are maed of sterner stuffs!
As fer teh cold, I iz bedder enuf to be at werk. But I is so loadeded up wif medisin taht my hed is buzzin. Pleh.
LOlZ!!!! Doo yoo need yur hankee bak???
Maus - yoo doo know, doo you not, taht teh nawtee barn iz - a reel plaice, as well as a maginaree wun. An ai get a lotta merreiment just bai going outsyde an luking at it. Thinking ov awl teh. . martoonies being drunk up there.
Ok, Mr Sternmaus - ai will go nao an danz the chikkin dans fur yoo. As soon as ai can stop laffing. Wich may taek a wile.
sorry guyz, eyebrowz an eyelashes too dark too bee a reel redhed.
ai iz speekin frum experiunse. anna lyfetyme uv mascara use.
TOOO SKEEERRYYY!!!1!
Orinj hoomuns poyzon tew — git owt!
deh camera man must be berry skeerry!
OMGlol Mai-b vey iz scaypin ‘from teh lasre? Iv sumwon iz fihrin thehr lasre, itt cood b pwning anee lolcat!! ZOMGozr Can has ran for teh lifezo0rz.
EEEEEK!!!!
A MOUUUUSE!
oh waitaminnit…
Maybe the one period a year pill is not such a great idea.
Now, now, Rodney, men has doin it that way for EONS.
one period of 365 days …
Heh, I don’t even manage one at the end of a sentence
Lotsa LOLZ to yoo, rodney dill.
Too rite!!!
can i gibs you elebentee bazillyun burgers?
Yowza! Gud wun, Nangycat! Sekomd teh moshun!
Teh grl looks liek hannah montanna…id b scard to!!!
Deleted sene from Lola Runs.
if Lola gots teh runs,
i unnerstand why kitteh is fleeing!
No,no, Ketteh don has no anal ggglllaaannndddssss
Wow… what’d she shove in?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA+
Tuu scarey, ai nede tu go bak tu hyburn-a ting. Adn ai hadz tu go tu lolwiki cuz, altho ai noed kitteh lyked teh “z”, ai waz nawt awear ob dis usige, tu tu scarey. Nitey agin * wabes furry paws in time to “bad boyz, bad boyz” and stumbles back to take a little nappy*
hahahahaha!!!!!
http://www.wannasmile.com
wOw! teh gurl is bootifewl!
hahaha awesome!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
kitteh: Hey, dat luks fun, let mee try…
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!