Preparing to Hibernate…
Ceiling cat is watching you hibernate.
while in hybernation, doorcat is tehre fuh u.
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I can has rebewt? Congrats Rodney! Wat kinda dans shawl we dew?
Are there any computer geek dances?
mayhaps teh carlton danse frum fresh prinze of bel air?
maibee teh boot scooting boogy?
(ai meen boogy as in dans, nawt boogey as in ‘harry pottur’..)
Teh Saeftee Danz?
WIN
Or teh robot?
i can has relode? i hadda relode free tymes to post comet & still got werdpress msg.
Congratulmalashuns, rodney! wut wud choo like?
ebry time i sees mr. dill’s naem i fing ob dill in Tequila Mokingburd, and tzatziki sauce wich has the dill innit.
so, i fink the dwink is bovious, but it aer too eerly for dat.
but mebbe some Tzatskiki salza danzing which would be a tipe o danz combining the greek and latina stiles?
oh, wayte. you axed for a geek danz, nawt a greek danz. ratz.
MaryO, ai shore hopes yew diddnt do teh greek chyna smashin danse?
well, as lawng as we don’t fribee teh royaldooltonwiftehhanpaynted periwinkuls.
*whispurrs consipratoriyully*
less go see wut we can has frum teh tybookteek.
gibbocat sed to help ourselves…
Heeheehee!
Ennee windoe paynez inna Tybooteek Mary?
Teh wind am stormin an iz lashin wib rayn.Ai mite need a few,else LCB will be able to git in an steel mai sekrit stashes.She still got mai fob watch.
yikes- i just herd on teh mews about Wales n TeenyTinyIngerland and the storm. Hope yoor okays… you prolly dont has elektrimicity!
We still gotz teh lektrik.It awl calmed down heer fur nao.Moar tew cum layter so teh webber man sez.
Ai fink dis part ob Wiltshire beez qwite shelterd.Teh coastal areaz hab had it reel bad.:(
♪
Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday
A Monday, a Monday is very, very good
Or you can*shmoo* me on a Tuesday
A Tuesday, a Tuesday in fact I wish you would
Or you can snorgul me on Wednesday
A Thursday, a Friday, and Saturday is best
Adn even on a Sunday
A Sunday, a Sunday wich is my day of rest
Post anyday on the weerd werd press
Anyday you say- e’en my day of rest
Just name the day that you like the best
but you’ll still be mad at teh weerd werd press.
*bravo bravo*
Stoopy weird press bin eetin mai commints an gibbin teh errer messij an it r teh grrrrrrrrr!!
MEE 2, ebben erleer dis morning on previUz piktur, ai was habben dat error messagez alla tyme. Wun ebben said dat ai sed dat alreddy wen ai didnt saa annyfing yet!
yeah! wuts up wif dat?
mus bee the brillyunt comment filter is set too high.
it lets awl my stoopy wuns go fru.
MoS, ef dat dozen fikkus Whurdpress, itz nawt fikkusabell! Grayt sawng, but naow Ai haz eerwurrrm…
yez, it iz insidyus, isn’t it?
hehehe…
jes goz tu sho U, wehn ya can’t post, a snorgle wit a kitteh iz awl guud awl teh tyme!
i can has relode? i hadda relode
freefife tymes to post comet & still got werdpress msg.Congratulmalashuns, rodney! wut wud choo like?
adn, ob corse, dere it tis. sowy.
ai sent wierdpretzel a msg – about ebree thurd tiem (startin to fee liek turd time) ai comment oar refresh, that stoopee “system errror thing appears. An it’z hard to get past it! GRRRRRR an SNRARRRRL
yep. teh onlee fing dat werks fr me is to close down firefawkes and reopen ICHC otterwise it just keeps spinnin itz wheels…
* Puts on GHwP *
Hi guys. I think WP is having server problems today. Nothing much you can do about it except grin-and-bear-it. Of course, if griping makes you feel better, go for it
plz to notice i dint gripe. just maed silly sawng adn jokes, wich maybe more annoying, akshullee.
*blink blink* Gosh, yoo luk cyoot in that.
But seriouslee – it’z been going awn fur three daiz – an ov CORSE griping about it maeks uz feel bedder. Hoo doo yoo (ai reelee liek riting “hoo doo yoo”) think wee ar, eneway??? Peepl wif payshunz???
But – oh – yoo know awl about “server problems,” dunt yoo?
Hence teh lak ov sympatee, purrrrhaps??
he sees you wehn your sleepin, he noes wen youre awake
o, wayte, dats Sandy Claws.
Or mebbe Sanity Claws?
U no foolz meh! Dere aynt noe sanitee clawz!
But dere iz deh insanitee claws.
dat’s just cwazy talk.
*furry paws clapping wildly*
Sandy Claws is in the litter box…
Kidnap teh sandy claws frow him in a bag…..
First Trojan Ceiling virus detected in the wild.
Why no one likes?
Wel letz c,
1. Iz compluh…complaetuh… totuhly doktured. Ai prefurr pikshurs dat atleest luk liek dey capshur reel momnt.
2. Iz relyed on ceeling cat, an wile ceeling cat rulez all, iz rekwier knowing uv ceeling cat. Me lieks pikshur dat stanz fur selph.
3. Iz it rly dat phuny?
kthnxbai
OIC ur pt. Purrhapz ceelin cat haz ben dun too much. kthx.
Bilol Gates is watching you
BSOD Kitteh taykes you at deth wen yew not goin to see Ceiling Cat.
Windows
PanePain… I haz itDoesn’t ceiling cat have any thing better to do?
Ceiling cat is making sure your ICHC captions adhere to appropriate level of propriety
I tink U iz rite, when I posted this fur the furrst time
WP gavez me an error and I could not see my comment
so I rewrote it and guezz what I seez both mah commentz.
But I won’t complain, since ceiling cat’s wayz though mysterious
alwayz habz a greater purrpose
Doesn’t ceiling cat have anything better to do with himz time?
Oh noez I can has repitishunz..
… courtesy of the Department of Redundancy Department …
Wen tings git boring in cat hebbin, Ceiling Cat likes teh circus.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy
after we deels wif redone dance-y,
we cud renew awr committmint to fighting apathy.
Oh Philippe. . .*sigh* *gigglolz*
Philippe, the meeting to deal with procrastination has been postponed…
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know. Don’t care.
*ahem* i thot yew advized me nawt to gibe the strait line adn the punch line….
why aer i thinkin ob glass howses…
The
pirateslolcode be more guidelines than actual rulesI thought you might catch me
pirates ob carobean, ref?
Yup, One of my favorite lines from that movie.
‘kay, nao you gotta tell me moar fav lines.
keeps me motivated to stay on this tredmill.
Hope you’re off the tredmill my now
yup.
had no new pirates ob carob bean lines to am youse me.
maryo, peepz in glass howses…
shooden get changed wif lights on!
nao dat’s good advice!
darn!! i wuz planning to think about considering maybe doing sumfing about goin to dat meeting sumday. possibly. i’ll get back to you on it.
i forget- is dat the wun after teh memoree seminar?
sry PdB, teh commintment to fight apathy wuz cancelled doo
2 lack uv interestes.
Oh Maus. . .*sigh* *gigglolz*
…and the Natural Guard.
to the low burger giving troll: remember ceiling cat is watching your actions.
Kthx bai
if ceiling cat watches u masterwate n if god kills a kitteh every timez u masterwate, then…
is dat ironic, alolnis?
teh email forward tolded me…….
u rly has never seen it?
http://web.mit.edu/marissav/www/images/god_kills_kittens.jpg
Well – LOLZ – ai had DEFINITELEE nawt seen that!!!! So glad ai aksed!!!
teh email forward told mee…..
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg
u rly has never sawed it?
i chewz teh dubblemint gum..
yes – a window to heaven
awt of cheezebrgr eror… redoo frum start.
der r mennee un-nommmd cheezbrgrz awn yur dezktawp -
klik heer 2 nomm dem.
**wif mouf full
oomk, I klikkt ommmm yr brgrz.
LEEV ME ALONE!11!!!!!1!!
.
.
.
“Oh, sorry, neighbor… I wuz juz playin…”
This was completely not funny at all?
Worst cap/pic ever.
Bilder Cat has discubbered a hole in teh sheetrock layer.
Ceiling Cat iz watching yu & yur interweb pr0n…..frum teh INside uv yur puter.
ceiling cat sees my pug porn???
Let’s see that Mac guy one up this
omg SSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
cute I has 2 cats
Ceiling cat givs u deh bloo screem wen u noes merember teh savs ur werk
Iz larjur verzhun fr yoos ez walpaypur? Moar m-portentlee fr I, dere b Mak verzhun?
Oh hai, LOlDemon. Yoo ar awn Mak, too?? Ai am keeping trak of hoo iz – so wee cud consult awn “speshul” problems. Where the odders cannawt halp us.
Nawt that it wud doo much gud to consult wif MEEE!!!
But moast ov mai famblee ar Mac peepl, too – so ai cud go fur halp.
ceiling cat has infiltrated ma’ internets.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Ceeleeng Cat seez awll
andz knoez eeben moar. Makyz
Hewminz paranoydz
Nebburr knoez wenz oarz
wayr Ceeleeng Cat willz appeerz.
Himz clebburr dat way
Summ tymes himz hydez t3h
reemoat juss 2 get rubbinz
frum himz Prittee Wun
Ceeleeng Cat cawntroalz
t3h veryikkill andz summ tymez
t3h hoarizawntill
Ceeleeng Cat coodz
ryte a buuk, if Ceeleeng Cat hadz
apoazibbill fumbz
Jack.
Jack – this wun haz stranjlee tuched mai hart. . .thankz. . .az alwaiz. AND maed mee smyle!!
mehbeh wii cud git sum apoazibbil fumbz for Ceeleeng Cat inteh tyboteek, did NEbody luuk? oar as a frend ob mii dotter-in-lau sed:
Cats meow out of angst
“Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!”
Sry ai deednawt translaet
bewdifull.
*sigh*
Oops, sorreh. Wuz looking for blue skreen of deth.
Oh noez ceiling cat haz gone hi-tech nowz
I iz in Ur intrawebs spying on Ur online activitiez
LOLCAT OF THE MONTH!! LOL @ CEILING CAT!
It’s a shame all the mactards are digging it down because it’s WindowsXP
/rolleyes
It’s not this lolcat creator’s fault you couldn’t figure out the complexities of the single most popular OS ever made lol =]
umm.. srsly?
roll eyes yr nawt doin it rite.
sing wiht mii:
Bad boyz, bad boyz, whatchagonnado
whatchagonnado when dey come for you….
there, I gave you a good erwurm, da sun iz shynin’ in STL,
adn mii beeg tuxxy whu almostest neber rowlz ober iz onhiz syde
adn taht meens ai gits a BEEG bellie snorgle. Life is way ok, yah?
kthxbai, enjoi teh erwurm, sumbodi gabe it tu mii yesserdai.
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSS!
and i fot you wuz my frend…
*sobs unkontwollablee*
Y!!! ai am! jes teh erwurm? iz a guud one!
♪ trades eerwerm
You can kiss me on a cool day
A hot day, a wet day which ever one you choose
Or try to kiss me on a grey day
A May day, a pay day and see if I refuse
And you make it on a bleake day
A freak day, a week day why you can be my guest
And eben on a Sunday
Tho Sunday’s the one day I need a day to rest
*furry paws clapping*
guud one, ‘n ai’m triing nawt tu ketch it!
Rory jes needed one that could swing him along from a mood where he questioned the intellegence of people making other purchase choices. I thought he might even smile at it. Poor Mary O’.
Mehbeh, ef et iz teh erwurm, wii shud maek a list ob tihngs tu du tu combattt teh erwurms. Cud yu start us off, Mary O’?
‘kay. but i dont guarantee dat any will werk…
You can has eerwerms? Ower hoam remedeez, lettuce show you dem:
.
Alligator danzing
Balloon ride around the whirled
Carrot juice
D…
Drill, (ear)
Enterprise, Starship (ittehbittehteenee wun to go in an cleen up_
Fingers
G….
guud noms, ai tink ai am hungry
harps
igloos to look at
jakhamma rakket
kazoo toons
listening to kittehs purring
John Rutter – musick bery seldum gibes eerwurms
Katheral ceelings – pritty, mehbeh kaetch a glimps of ceeling cat
Lambswool – nawt as softee as kittehfir, butt o-sew-nyce 4 teh peeps woo has to B in bed
oops, yu do it now *hangs head in embarrassment*
nooooes. you go again!
Making things from string
Nickle tossing
Oreo cakesters – at leest choklit halps ’bout everthing, yah?
Mary O’, there was 2 of one of my commints, is that the wierdpress thing you guys are talking about? I have never seen that before. And now there’s only 1 again. Am I imagining things or is this the way it goes today?
he he-mebee bof?
??
cud be
Gotta fix dinner, so you can choose any of my contributions your want:
Purple birds
Quicksand maneuvers
Really exciting books
Snow plows
Tide-pooling
Underwear folding contest – except the floofee green nickers which are too complicated
Very warm showers with nice smelling showergel
Walking really fast
X-citing movies
Yellow kittehs – takes care of the old kittehmomma’s tale that the orinj ones r poysin
Zebra fish races, but not with the yellow kittehs, cause then it’s just called dinner.
kthx for a fun Monday, bai
i chuse awl ob dem.
-fin-
Pls tu nawt maek teh 1st one tu axemurderer teh one hoo giveded yu teh wurm, everso axidentaly
noes.. i started id up dare^ at 9:15. Your tern!
Dansin’ adn dansin’ tu musick wiff NO WORDS = no eerwurms!
emptying yer poketbuuk adn re-aranjin’ stufffs
fixing a complicating recipe- eezee 1s let teh eerwurms thru!
Reason why this website is going poop:
This pic doesn’t have 5 cheezburgers?!?
WTF noobs!?
No need tew be crankee, bizootie. There There.
Iz derivative. Iz shooped. Iz kinda funnee, but teh peepz lieks orij…ogirin… noo stuff.
K?
OK, so these are Photoshop contests now..there should be a rule..unaltered pictures only (except for the captions of course).
fire wall haz ben installed!!!!!!
yays!!!!!!! I haz pozteded it on my facebookz pagez.
What the hell?
Iz lubs teh celing cat.
ceiling cat iz watchin u hibernate
I seez yur mousie! He is minez!