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Aiz happy 2 C U 2
Congratz on nawt sekkund!
Wud u liekz teh bebberage? Teh danz ub choyce?
Tanx, Rosie…howz ;bowt sum hotChawkklit *wif KaluuAh oar Ameriyyoez in it?
Dat wud reelee warmup mai tummee.
U kin leed inna dancz N Ai’ll followz
*Ooopsie, ai mint Amerettoez” (itz 2 erlee ebben 2 spelz rong RITE)*
Hao bowt teh waltz?
BBQ iz jus sumpin mai dawtur sez! loz
waw, eet must b bery erly bai yoo!
Ai bai teh rownd un teh drink ub teh hawt choklit wit teh licore ub choyse or jus teh marshmellowz!
ai dontz membur hao 2 danz teh walltz! Waaa
hao bowt wii danz teh lektrik slide ? ai can dew dat one!
Ooh jess, datz funz 2 do N funz 2 watch also2
wut muzik wud u liek 2 slidez 2??
Smilee Face, Ur dooin itz rong
ai awlsew liekz teh luk on teh kitteh’s fayce! Kitteh iz liek, “OMGWTFBBQ, u cawt meh!”
*wisspurrz* Ai get da OMGWTF, butt aim gessin BBQ= berry, berry qute?
(Ai cuddnt find it in da LoLdickshunairy)
ai shud maekz teh entree 4 teh BBQ…wii maek up sumpin???
letz maek it: “very, very cute” as in “Berry, Berry, Kyoot”
(oar if it meens nonsense allreddy, juss leev it at dat)
ai can maek it 4 teh both!
ai added 2 teh dikshunary
heer iz teh link ifz u wantz 2 change ennee ting
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/A+%E2%80%93+C
YAAAYEE!!1!! Ai wil say “OMGBBQ” alla tyme noew (butt ai’ll leev owt da “WTF” part cuz it maekz me say da udder “F” wurd in mai mind N ai dont tink CC liekx it wen ai say dat.)
ai sew gladz u happeh! duz dat maek up 4 mai lak ub
teh danzing alb…ali…skillz??
wee awl danzes in diffrunt wayz- you combines teh werds,orgamicazshun skills and helpflolnez into a luvly danz patturn foar awl to admire.
Iz akshuly barbikyoo, an meens nonsens. Iz jus fur t3h lolz!
dats wut mai gawtur triez 2 xplayn 2 meh! ai jus figgered eet
had 2 bee bazed on sumpin! lolz
Gud moning GeeNeeZcatz!!!! ai see happee felicitayshuns ar in order again!!!!
Sum wun just splained this to mee verree receltee – too bad ai dunt quite remembur whatt they sayed.
But wuz sumthing like – reelee meens nuffink cepting being an ampliphier meening “moar.” But awnlee heer, ai think.
Ai spent a looong tiem trying to fugure it out. Ai will trai to find it – wuzzn’t so verree long ago. Mite hav been Maus.
But if we ask – (again) – sumwun will come along hoo RELEE know an tell us.
ai cud pull mai 17yo dawtur owt ub teh hai skool an shee cud tellz us!
she wudnt mindez teh leabing ub teh skool !
she habs been saeingz teh OMGWTFBBQ 4 bowt 2 yeers!
Tankx JCH4K…Ai was confuzzeled ebbery tym ai seed it cuz ai tot it shud meen sumtin N ai was 2 stupee 2 get it.
heer – luk heer. Thiz is prollee as gud as it gets.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=omgwtfbbq
Dat wuz grate! thx! eet iz xackly wut mai dawter haz been tryin to
splain 2 meh 4 yrs!
WOWZEE!!!1! Ai juss got back frum dat site…Ai tink it was #16 dat reelee gotz mei…”wen a kat electrqutez self, den begins to smellgud, so ebberywun sez “FREE FUD” Letz go 2 da BBQ
Kinda freekie N nawt so gud akshullee (pooor ded kitteh)
ohai Janet!! *hugs* howz yu??
A Belleh dance, of course.
Hmmm…. morning post is coming an hour later, during my commute… due to Daylight Savings Time
meh 2
U gotz funnee unnerpantz…Ohh, Ur not waarin enny?
no unnerpantz, jess a unnershert. y jess a unnershert?
ur tummie sez wun thing, ur fase annoder.
LOLZ xackly!
…makes it easier for Ceiling Cat to smile at you.
Joo has cot me tryin on hyooman close.
I is a cross-dressr.
But a HAPPI cross-dressr!
Ai liekz da “off da shoolderz” luk…iyz berry sheek!
woodchuck! where u bean? i been missin ur come, comm, uh tings you say!
Tanks fer askin, Punkin! I is still rownd (an alwais will be!), butt so menee peepuls sai funnee tings, I cant alwais tink uv a fresh ting to sai!
An, I ben tryin to cut bak on cheezburgrs. Reel lyf needs me sumtyms.
“Heck of a birthmark you got there Dr. Evil.”
Al da bedder 2 foolz U in2 tinkin Ai’m nawt ebil
I had a clown…
…but I eated it.
Gud wun, Moppel ! whish ai sed dat
Were it delishush and newtrishus?
Tast’d lil funnie!
Sumbuddy halp mei offa da floor…dat was 2 2 2 funnies
i bet teh multiculler wig tikkld a bit 2!
Moppel – that rates a bery gud *headdesk*
Happee fayss Kitteh
nebber habz a sads. Smylee
belleh seez 2 dat
Smylee belleh nawtz
getz seend 2 awwffen. Unless
Kitteh wantz U 2
Kitteh can haz awll
t3h rubbinz andz snorrgillz herz
wantz. Herz juss dat kewt
Jack.
that was so cute
Waha that looks weird…
Tawk to teh tummeh
It actually reminds me of something from the movie “The Cat Returns” if anyone knows what I’m talking about. Kitty needs a big hat…
Underpantz. Ur doin ‘em rong.
iz dis kitteh wharin a brassere??? wut dat abowt?
Dat face look like teh, “DUDE! Nock furst!” face!
And I iz happeh 2 c ur belleh. Can I pet it olz?
♬
Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face!
Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face!
♬
Wutt a grate song, rodney!!
*runs aftur rodney wiff a hat and cane-let’s dants!*
Bai, Bai, Burdee ftw!!!1!
Pickshurs liek dis is wai teh intertoobs was invented.
Yaaaaay! Mai eyez r hapy to see dis kitteh!
Dis be hoomiliatin…
I peez on yo pillo tonight, hooman
Me wana gib belleh wub to tha kitty!!!
“Nao plz to get shirtz ofa me!!!”