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an it wuz preshus!
’sept it wuz berned 2 a krisp. (‘tater chip in Enggy-lund?)
eye onlee cumez out at nite….
teh daze R mush 2 brite!
*screw Day lite Slaving time, BTW*
WIN!
ai KWITE agreez with u, either keepz teh dst awl yeer or fuggedabowit!
Cowngrats on the nawt secund, whichevver time zoan u r in!
an fryed (fries, nom, nom, nom!)
*looks arond 4 cheezyburger 2 go wiff fries. An’ Kats-up. An’ a rooty-bier float*
Oh – kitkay – wunderbar!!!!! Yoo hav sayved mee. Ai’ve been staring at that pishur fur at leest a minit – refreshed free tiems – still “no comment” – total brayne freeze. EEEK!
Panik. Whew!
Yoo cayme up wif moast werththee werz fur teh haiest posishun.
Fawls down an kisses kitkay’s feet.
Ohai JKH4K,
Hope yew am well an happytayl?
Been to a meetin tonite at skoo-teh ‘angst ridden wun’ beez goin to Jermany fur a week at teh end ob teh munf.Ai tole her dat JCH4K yoosed to lib der.She wuz berry impresst wib dat.
Teh trip sownz edumakayshunal an fun too.She berry eggsited.
kitkay wants 2 go Germ-inny, 2!!
Haff a funn an relassking time, ‘Angst-y’!
OHai kitkay,
ai will pass yaw messij on to teh ansty wun-dats mai dawter heehee!! ferteen goin on elebentywun!
Wish ai cud go too.*sigh*.
Oh, she iz SHUR to luv it. But – where iz she going??? jermanee, to be shur, iz nawt verree big – but it’s nawt liek heer – yoo drive fur maybee 100 milez – an lukz liek a diffrunt countree (well, almost, eneway.) Diffrent hauses, diffrent scenerery – tehy eben tawk diffrent(ly).
But – April – in southurn jermanee – moast byootful. Awl teh spring flours in bloom – teh treez in blossom. . . *sigh* Ai admitz – ai reelee misses it.
She am goin tew Hameln-teh “pied pyper” town.
Also Bodenwerder,Lemgo,Detmold an Hannover.
It bee an akshun pakked week.Lotz ob tourz, bisitz tew teh ‘twinned’ Skool an tyme wib a jerman fambly.It bee gud praktiss fur teh langwidge studdeez.Hopefullee shewill doo well at dat-jerman iz in teh jenes.
(She r grumblin abowt teh 17 hour koach jernee to get der tho.)
OHhhhh!!! Shud be grate. It’z much further north than where ai wuz – but still verree beytiful
an Hameln!!! Oh, Hameln. Teh furst tiem ai wuz there, Jim an ai parked teh car – stepped into teh town an we bof went *gasp*. An layter, we red in teh guyde buk – “Furst tiem visitors go “gasp” when entering teh town.” Oh, how we laffed!!
Hameln is teh epitomee ov kyoot!!! An iz of corse, teh hoam ov teh “Pied Piper ov Hamelin.”
Teh odder towns, ai dont know – maybee been to Demold – but they ar shur to bee interesting, too.
She will hav a WUNDERFUL time!!!
JCH4K, whair in Germany wur yu? Wee livded in Schweinfurt fur 3 yeerz in teh 60s. Wuz a wunnerful espeerients an ai wuddnt traid it fur ennyfing. (Mebbe ai is biased cuz our twinz wur borned over dere…)
Oh reelee????? Ai know Schweinfurt verree weill. Wuz in mai “area ov responsibilitee”
Frum 1971 – 1975 (May). At furst there were two ov us – mai supervisor an I – ai had Kitzingen (where ai lived), Schweinfurt and Bad Kissingen. An twice ai was alone an had teh whole 3rd ID area – teh above – plus Wurzburg, Aschaffenburg, and Wertheim – + the isolayted missile sites – an wunce – fur sum tiem – Ansbach as well. Kept mee prittee bizzy!!!
Wuzznt that a beyootiful place???? Did yoo go to Volkach??? Teh restaurant there that had teh burd nest fried potatoes. an awl teh liddle walled medieval towns. An we used to go canooing awn teh Main. An the wine festivals! An teh Volkmarches!!! Ai haz menee, menee medals!
I lived in an ittybitty cold town called Wildflicken….dat wuz where dey sent teh army guyz whu gottid in trubble!! (dat’s not true, it wuz jus what we told evurybuddy)
It wuz beyootifull indeed! Ai dint get out into town mush cuz our twinses wuz borned (in Wurzburg) jus a fyoo munfs after we gots dere. Dat gave us 3 kidz unner 4, so ai wuz home most of teh tiem. Dere wuz a wunnerful restaurant in neerbye Geldersheim (furgets teh naem tho) dat had teh bes Chateaubriand ai has eber eeted. Dere wuz also a wunnerful dress shop in downtown Schweinfurt called Linek’s, wear ai bought sevral byootiful outfits an a evnin gown.
Teh Volksfestplatz wuz berry close to teh housing area, so ebery spring we enjoyded teh festivls. An teh soccer gaems at Willy Sachs Stadium wuz lots uv fun, too (but berry, berry cold!) Mai hubbee wuz attached to an Armor battalion (3/64). Dose free yeerz wuz jus grate!
So – he wuz at Conn Barracks then? If ai know taht yoo get this, ai will tell you a horrifying storee uv sumthing that happened in teh urlee 70s.
Yes, he wuz at Conn Barracks — he ran the dispensary thair.
Ai wood luv to heer yur story! Scariest fing we had to deel wif wuz the Prague Spring in 68 — way too close to teh Czech border an all dose Russian tanx sittin dere. We ditten noe whever dey wood keep comin west or nawt. Berry scary, speshly wif all dose litl kidz! An moast uv our friendz had litl kidz, too.
WHOA!!! Three kidz under 4??? An two of them babee twinz. Yoo ar braver tahn ai thot!!!! (Ai doo it maisefl – StarWars ref – FTW!!)
Ai noes u sed dis stuff a munth agoo, but ai wantud to asks u:
Shpreekst dew LOLdeutsch?
pursonly, eek sprekun kleinuh Deutch das eek in dem Amerkannur gross-shoole ge-lunt.
ya – eek bin ein mono-lingwall amerkannur, eben aftur dri yar awf Deutch ge-lurnt.
purty bad, eh?
yo hablah LOL ehspahnyoll?
Ohai!
Ich wohne in die stadt Schweinfurt fur vier jahre.
Mit meine Mann, am Americanishe soldaten.
Am NuBbaum Strasse.
The world gets smaller all the tyme. Germany was so beautiful. When I lived there, it was like being homesick for a place I’d never been, if that makes any sense at all. I was enchanted with everything. They had dumpsters for recycling paper, plastic, and glass, and I remember thinking “What a great idea, but that would never work back home.” This was in the early 80’s.
Now that’s wild. The mister was a tanker with the 3/64 at Conn, but he spent a lot of time at Ledward working in the post office.
(And the first time I ever had Cordon Bleu was at the train station – it was their specialty.)
Whoda thunk I’d ever meet you wonderful peeps on the internet?
I haz a “whoa!”
Ohai!
Small world, no?
Mai otter haff also worked sum at Ledward, takin call at teh dispensary dere. Wen we wuz dere, teh PX wuz also at Ledward.
Neber had teh Cordon Bleu at teh train station, tho. Guess we missted a treet!
fangs sew musch, Janet an awl yer kittehs! I juss spoutz out teh furst fing dat comez in my hed. (Eye is noun 4 that—sumthymes stikcs foot in mouff cuz no think-y 1rst!)
Yoo ar welcome, deer kitkay! But teh poynt iz – sumthing wuz in yur hed to come out!!! Naw mein. Total blank.
Well – troof to tell – nawt blank, reelee. Moar liek – “eek, eek, ack, ack, Ick, ick, aaaaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!
Ooh, Eee, Ooh Ahh Ahh. Ting, Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang…
Maus. Ai wud verree much laik to know when eggsaktlee it wuz taht yoo discovereded taht ai am eminentlee teezabul????
Um… about 3 secunds after wee met? And, it iszn’t teezing. Its liek a straet lein, or free-associashun in reehersal. So… an nao yoo say…?
Sry. It’s me…
*wispers* Janet, now’s yur chanz to joust wif yur “it is ai” lexure…
What are you impuning, young lady? And I believe, Miss, that people who livein glass houses shouldn’t stow thrones…
moi?
*sownd ob glas twinkling az it falllz*
*stows nudder throne in throne stowage arreyuh*
LOLZ!!! What??? Now ai say – “Sry. It’s me. . .but yoo KNOW taht ai cannawt say taht. Ai must – ai has no choyce – say “Sry, it’s ai. . .”
Oh ai cee – ai cee. Sorree – yoo wuz indeed misunderstood. Free associashun – ai
shudought to hav seen it at wunce!!!Concatulayshuns an jubilayshuns on yaw top ob teh heep spot.
Wen JCH4K haz finnished kissin yaw feetz beder a danse or a drinky dat taykez yaw fancee?
R yoo dun JCHforeK?
*rises frum floor* Yes, ai think ai’m dun.
So – let teh joiful drinking an dansing begin!!!! But what?
Purrhaps – we cud awl bee hobbitz??? an doo a rustik countree danse? An – it’s been too long fer mee – what izzit that they drink there???
Oh – ai know. Teh unibersal drink ov joi!!!! Root bier flotes!!!! Oar flotes wif taht orangee stuff frum Ingerland oar Schottland taht paws4thot lieks so much.
It soo happenz ai hav seberal cayses rite heer ov boff. and luk – over there – ICE CREAM. an tawl glasses. majik!!! Ai ar sorcerin!!
Ai’m putting sum together now. Yummmmmmmm. *sip sip sip* Yupppers!! deelishus.
Kitkay – heer – yoo get teh furst wun..
fang-yoo!!! wii can has sinkrin-eyezed dansing? Imajin wii R inna a warm place (naught Meeshigun or OHIO!)
Hobbits dance the springle-ring–a pretty dance, but rather vigorous–on the table, with bells. And they like good ale or wine. Shall we?
Lets.
Wench! Ale here!
YOU are preshus, kitkay.
An dat wuz a good furst.
I is too tired too dants, ebbun a cyberdants! I can gibs hug, insted? {{{kitkay}}}
An yoo can haz sum bak {{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Ai’m off to bed – Meeshigun teim has got mee!!!
inzombiekat brackets yoo back! fangs, kafleen! {{{{kafleen an ebberybuddy!}}}
(i donut noes how 2 maykes teh liddle red fase, budd, awe, shucks!)
just type :
then type oops
then type :
Don’t leave spaces between the : and the oops
an if you put anything next to the : it won’t work either, e.g., if you type a
period right next to the thing, it won’t work.:oops: See?
(Y I keepz droppin fings? oops
Sauroncat- wants teh ring back. Naow!
Ai spy, wif my evel aie….
mah DEBBIL iii’z: let mii show yoo them!
Eye Sea Nurnen
“Newman!
Nurnen issa lake in Mordor—i looked up “Mordor” on Wikkid gud Wikkipedia, an saw Tolkiens map ob Mordor (srry, LOR nurdz–eye issa cheeter!)
….sumpfin juucy an deelishus!
it is the landwich of ICHC, witch I shal not utter h…. o waet maebe I shal.
wun kitteh to rool dems awl
wun kitteh to snorgle dems
wun kitteh to skritch teh ferny-chewer
an in teh darkness pouncy upon dems
in teh lanz ob Mor-kibblez, where teh kittehs bask…..
soundz liek parry-dice
it hadda flavur….it wuz pleh!
an 2 much KARBON—naught deelishus!
Ore nootrishus! (isnt Karbon Karcinigenous?)
naw. juss mex yu furt in eberreebuddeez genrul dyrexyun!!
Wun nom to rule dem all, wun nom to find dem
Wun nom to bring dem all and in mah tummeh bind dem!
WIN!
*kitteh etes Cheezburger in juss free bytes!!!*
Dat wuz funneh, doctorcat! . . . and in mah tummeh bind dem! *gigglol*
Tyranuskitteh Rex
karnivore-dineysour-kat eets hole cow. Holey Cow!
Twas in the darkest depths of mordor
I found a cheezeburgerso fair,
But gollum, and the evil one!
Crept up and slipped away with her.
Her, her….yea.
Aint nothing I can do, no.
Led Zeppelin FTW!
Oh Miroku, yu duz liek to ramble on!
Ah guess ah haz to…RAMBLE ON!
Zeppelin FTW.
Good gravy…I was kind of worried there for a moment that no one else would have picked up on the Led Zeppelin reference found in this picture.
(And I’m only twenty-three years old…)
I’m only fifteen and I FREAKED OUT when I saw this.
Zeppelin FTW.
Definitely my second favorite song. =D
Twas in the darkest depths of mordor
I found a cheezeburger so fair,
But gollum, and the evil one!
Crept up and slipped away with her.
Her, her….yea.
Aint nothing I can do, no.
*Needs spaces*
dat cheezbrgr am reepeetin awn yu!!
“Won duz knot simply walk N-2 Mordor,”
(elebnty cheezburgers for teh won hoo gesses hoo sed this!)
Boromir? I finks…
YESH, my Preshus, arabryder!
I shayrz da cheezburgers wif eberywun, I’s onna dyet. : )
Mayb kitkay wanz da milkshake, goz wif da burgers?
yesh, wii can has vert-chew-al shakes! Normally I donut doo shuggar ore darey, butt i’ll take a choko-lots frappe –eggstra think wiff eggstra shot ob chok. (were i B from iffn eye say ‘frappe’?: anudder kwiz!).
*liffs lid off shake/frappe an eats it wiff a spoon. Dips sum fyres intoo it. nom, nom, yum, yum. getz straw an drinks teh last liddle melted bit. Slurrpp, slurrp, slurrp. Smilez.*
Fryes inna frappe-ewww!
Das az bad az teh angsty wun an biscewits inna sqwash.Ewwwwwww!!
Frappe -Bee dat teh fronch?
‘biscuwits inna squash??? oh, i fink eye noes: cookies in a drink (orjin?). I maded buddermilk biscuits last nite 4 deener–ebberywon wented wild 4 dem. Didn’t mayke no squash, budd wii hadded sum ’sweet taters’!
Clue: Frappes are wicked awesum!
Yesh! Fanku kitkay and happy nawt furst. Ima go bed naow, haz de froat whut feelz lyk i bin in Mordor… Rest ub me not gud, eeder… Tayk carez..
so srry yU is fealin’ porely, arabrydr! Pleaze B gettin well SOON! Sore frote’s R teh wurst! Dr. K recomendz: go sleepy wiff kittehz in bed wif yoo!
{{{{{ARABRYDR}}}}}}}} (vershul huggs–donut wanna get teh sic!)
Umm nawt second… so sowwy… *headdesk* owww…
bahston FTW
(or noo enerland, n-e-way)
yesh, Phileepe, FTW!!! my fav. town! ‘cept 2 demmed kold! too ’spenisve, 2.
*gnu kwizz: ware in Bahson kin yoo get a “Fribble” Frappe? (not yoo, Phileepe!)*
fwendlee’s?
Frendlee’s it is! My kids lubs to bisit Noo Ingerland jus to eet at Frendlee’s. *sigh* I misses Fribbles. My hubz lubs teh clam chowder. Nom!
Phillipe – bahston???? Ai cleelee again don’t know sumthing!!
eye ben sumware Janet hasn’t!
*neener, neener, neener*
LOlZ!!!! Nex tiem yoo can tell mee about “bahston.”
It iz nawt that hard, reelee, to find a plaice ai hav nawt been!! Ai’m shur ai wud leik bahston. Tehy hav a WUNDERFUL liddle opera company – ai almost went last summer – teh produkshun got RAVE reviewz frum ebbreewun.
eye fink mebbeh tehy meen teh taon wer teh T am steel floetin in teh bay!!
Ah!!! wun ov teh “coloneez” purrhapz??
all will be reveeeleds soon, i suspecs. teh clooz, they are acmul… accoomol … accul… piling up pretty hi.
Dats eh wun.Orinj drink an biscuwits!
Yaw buddermilk kukkiez sownd deelishuss.
Ai gotz a buddernut skwash inna vegtebubble baskitt.Ai r lub dis roasted wib garlik an olyve oyl.Nom nom nom..
Frappe-Greek oar New englund? cold milk coffee drink oar a milkshayke?
What??? What?? Roasted buddernut skawsh wif garlic an loyve oyl???
Pleez – tell mee moar.
Roasted Buddernut skwash:
Peel ,dee-seed an chop teh skwash into eekwal sized chunks.
chop sum garlik-as mush asyew lyke.
Place teh sqwash onna bakin sheet.
Pour ober a good glug ob olyve oyl
scatter teh garlik,seezun wib salt an freshly grownd blak pepper.
mix awl arownd to cuvver teh skwash evenly.
Roast inna med.-hot ubben til soft an brown rown teh edges..
(Ai sum tymez add chunks ob ruffly cut onyion an cubed potatoez too.)
Serve wib chops/chikkin/steak or ennee main meel. Nom nom nom nom yum!!:grin:
Ummmm – sounds teh YUM!! We eetz lotz ov butternut squash in teh summer – ut – ai ar nawt
a reelee gud cuk, leik so menee ov yoo seem to bee, so finding noo ways – taht peepl know ar sukcessful – to maek things iz relevant to mai interests!!!
U is frum teenytiny Noo Ingerland! I hasn’t had a frappe in ages. Milkshake jus not the same.
Boromir sun uv Denethlol
akshully i didnt liek Boromir in teh books, iz 2 oviusly gunna go bad– wuz teh best ting abt teh moovy, sudnly seein big B az a hoomin bean…
Hmmm. Luks like besmall getz burgers. Oh wellz… I dint lyk Boromir in da books jes lyk u.
But I lieks Boromir in teh moovie. Much! Teh deth seen uv Boromir is hart-brayking.
“I wuld hav followed thee, mah bruther, thruowt awl teh wurld.” Or summat similar to dat.
*sighs*
Ai know – thingz liek that ar so sad. John Greenleaf Whittier said it best –
“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: ‘It might have been!’”
This ai find harbrakng. Maeks teerz com to mai aiez ebree time. Teh tihings they cudda dun togedder . . .*ssniff*
yesh! an allso teh trainin seen wif Merry n Pippin– u can c how B wuz such a gud leeder, an generally nyce guy, not so proud az in teh council seen… darnit, B! why dint u let yur brother go? *sigh* (ups, iz mai geeknes showin? must tuck taht bak in))
u are sleeeeepeee vereee sleeepeee.. u will giv us awl yur cheezburgers….
an judging frum da pickshur they will be vereee well dun…..
I dun git dis. wtf is a mordor? sounds liek sum evil plaec frum lord uv teh ringtonez. but dis mordor plece cantz b to bad if it has cheezburger.
it berry berry bad… crispied cheezburger to ined… inedda… um.. not gud fud.
not a fing, a playse… nuttin but ashez and dussst n smok, poysen airz.. n da enemy of all kitteh serventz in middul erf.
and orcses, my precious, nassty orcses
Furgot to menchun Shelob, hoo is apparently vacationing in Florida this week:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/10/funny-pictures-abort-abort/#comments
Izza hellovaplace: dwelling plase ob ebil Sauron. Must B pretty dang hawt, 2; Frodo an Sam mayke trecherus jurney 2 it to deztroy ‘teh ring’. Hawt, butt nawt so grate, akshoelly.
even teh cheezburgers can become teh pleh.
nawt eben sauron wuz ebil to begins wif.
wun ov mah naeburz haz maed prufe of just how PLEH a cheezburger can be… forgawt about teh burgrz on teh gryl and when we smelt teh smoek, tehy wur redoost to crunchee litl hawkeypux…Meat Hockey….is not so gret, aktuly.
mebbe datz how him becums so ebil, keepin all teh cheezburgur foar hisself! mordor all ashes-y now coz sauron burn ebreeting to makes teh burgurz!!!1!
the seekret histree ov badness iz reeveelded!
Mordor = Weber grill of teh debil?
luuk in2 mai i…….u b getteng sleeeepeeeeee…….cheeeeeeezzzzburrrgrrrr……..u getz teh cheeezburgerrrr, u cuukks it in teh pan……..u surves teh cheeezburrgerrr 2 teh kitteh………
Leebz r fawlin awl arown,
It b tym ai wuz awn mai wai.
Kthxbai 2 u, ai b much oblyjd
4 such a plehzunt stai.
But nao it b tym 4 meh 2 go,
Teh awtum moon lyts mai wai.
4 nao ai smelz teh rayn,
N wif it payn,
N it b heded mai wai.
Ah, sometyms ai gro so tyrd,
But ai noes ai gots wun fing ai got 2 do,
Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.
Got no tym 2 4 spreadin’ roots,
Teh tym haz com 2 be gawn.
N tho’ ar helth wii drunked a fouzund tyms,
It b tym 2 Rambl Awn.
Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.
Ai no tellins teh lyz.
Mynz a tayl dat cant b told,
Mai friidum ai holdz deer;
Hao yeerz ago n daiz ov old
Wen majik filld teh air,
Twuz n teh darkest deps ov Mordor
Ai met a gurlkitteh so fayr,
But Gollum, n teh ebil wun krept up
N slipd awai wif her.
Her, her….yea.
Aint nuffin ai can do, no.
Rambl Awn,
N nao b teh tym, teh tym b nao
2 meow mai sawng.
Ai b goin rownd teh wurld,
Ai can has mah gurlkitteh? Awn mai wai.
Ai bin dis wai ten yeers 2 teh dai, Rambl Awn,
Gotta fynd teh kween ob awl mai dreemz.
Gonna rambl awn, meow mai sawng
Gotta keep-a-surchin’ 4 mai babeh…
Gonna wurk mai wai, rownd teh wurld
Ai cant stawp dis feelin’ n mai hart
Gotta keep searchin’ 4 mai babeh
Ai cant fynd mai blue bukkit!
Ai lisen 2 mai blue bukkit seeng but ai cant fynd mai blue bukkit
A-keep-a ramblin’ babeh…
WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN.
Ai iz in awe ov yor mazin lyris…. liricyz… songwords.
Wistful nao…. :sniff:
Yes, boom. Patrick iz indeed teh wunnerful. He iz sun of ar shining starz. He haz dun mennee, mennee wunderful pomes liek this heer.
Patrick – ar yoo there?? can yoo give uz teh link to yur site????
pleez yes!
I can has ‘Wen Teh Levee Brakes’ too?
plz kind sir, favr us with anuther…teh Zep fans r out in full forz.
“Nawt wif ten -towzand cheezburgrs cud u do dis”
Da kitteh Ramblin On wif Da Zeppelin
Za Aii! Za Aii! *runz tew cast da evul Ring intew da fier*
I hads teh One Cheezburger, but I casted into fire
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!111!!!!!!1
Oh wait, dat Starwazz. Sry.
But did he find hiz contacked lenz?
LOL
I givz yoo teh lite uv Eärendil, owr most beloved star. May it be a lite for yoo in dark playsis, when awl uther lites go owt.
tho we almost prefers teh dark, which maeks cat-liek pupils all nyce n round n inosent-lookin…
Onyon Rings to roolz dem all,
Onyon Rings to findz dem;
Onyon Rings to bring dem all
and in teh take-out box binds dem…
Unjin reengs muchly moar tastee n nootrishus den teh One Reeng.
Patrick!! Aim chasing yoo awl over the plaice. Ai hav misplaiced yur blog liink. Can yoo give it too mee?? Peepl want to see yur pomes!!!!
ai posted a link up abov…but wordpres eeted it.
it b patrickrsghost.wordpress.com
just typ teh http n stuffs b4 it.
YAY!!! Thankz. ai found anudder wun – way bak. But bai now, yoo purrhpas has found them awl, too. ai’ll check when ai hav sum tiem an let yoo know if it’s nawt there – at yur plaice, ai meen.
Ignatz, dat wuz too phunneh! Yor killen meh! I lubs teh onyon rings!
*laffin so hard orinj fuzz is flyin evreewharz*
u kan’t go wakkin round mrodor in not but ur skin!
y Frodo no finded cheezburger? Wud maked movie much bettr..
One cheezburgr to rulz dem all….yummeez!
…BUT GOLLUM, AN TEH EVIL WAN CREPT UP AN SLIPPD AWAY WIF HER.
gess iyl jus keep awn… ramblin.
Lol’d Of Teh Rnigz
1 cheezburger to rule dem all,
1 cheezburger to eat dem,
1 cheezburger to laff at dem all an’ in teh interwebs bind dem.
Forgiv meh, I haz used wurd in Engrish.
Ai ment ta say:
1 cheezburger to rul dem all,
1 cheezburger to NOM them,
1 cheezburger to laff at dem all an’ in teh interwebs bind dem.