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cuss i cud chuk sum wood, i cud
If you cud…
i wood.
good?
i wood that you, o kind and inteilligent creature, go eat the verdant new sprouts in some other gentle person’s garden.
Hao mush graownd cud a graowndhog hog, ef a graowndhog cud hog graownd?
joo want to know? if a graowndhog cud hog graownd, then a graowndhog wud hog az mush graownd az a wudshuck cud shuck wud if a wudshuck cud shuck wud. Duz that maek it aney cleerar?
Yep, aifinkso. Tanks fur mekkin et cleerrier.
how much wood?
As mutch woods as a woodschuck cud
Well he can come over 2 mi hous & chuck ALL deh wood he wants! IZ sick ob chukkin wood! Iz been chucking dis yearz wud, & next yearz wud. Up mi wai, de wudstove got 2 run for 6 mor weekz!!!!!) DEN Iz got to get next yerz wud in de wudshed which is almost cleared out of DIS yerz wud!
Iz sick of cleaning deh wudstove & hauling as.. as.. ASHES wai out back in deh woodz to dump ‘em)
Iz has had enuf!!
So, plz Mr. (or Ms.) Marmot – do come by & chuck a cord of wud if a wudchuck wud chuck wud!!! Den, u can ate mi tulips & hostas.. (Sinze u due dis annyway…)
Kthnxbi!
he otter come out hear 2 OK; wii had so menny broken treez after R amazing ice stormz this yr. It wuz sirreel; looked like a war-zone. Peepz half benn cuttin an chunkin’ in pilez by dere hauses 4 teh City to pick up 4 monthz now.
Makes me berry sad an i almoss crai 2 sea dem! I lubs treez! I R such a sap!
Dere dere, you should branch out!
did yoo eber notise how tree branches (bear wons) look like dey cood B inna hoomen body: Circulatory systim, or nervous system. Rememberz me ob a ribber an streemz, 2—a delta. Nachur is soo….ah, nachural…
“The creator has but patented a leaf.” (Thoreau)
fank-yoo SO MUCH!, DC—issa gud Rx!
Ohai, kitkay. Wher is yoo? I is in Pennsilvaynya, an we sumtiems gets teh iec storms too. Teh yeer I bowt mah hows, we had bad storm an I lost LOTS ov trees. Menneh uv tem bell on mah hows. Wuz horribul tiem – I cryed an cryed. Wurst thing ayv eggsperyenced so far in mah lief.
But then I cawled teh inshoorunc an they caem an tuk pikshors an teh tree guise caem an cut teh trees off mah hows an yard. I gaev them away to mah naybors. We awl lost trees but teh tree guise sed mah property wuz teh wurst he’d seen.
Two days after teh trees fell, I got offer frum Arbor Day in mayl. Figgered it wuz sine frum God. So I ordered treez. Planted them, water them, watch them grow.
Maek teh wurld a beddur playc: PLANT A TREE!!!!
{hugs to yoo – I haets iec storms}
Hai, Grem., I iz in Norman, OK. Wii iz noed 4 R turnadoes (I’m in teh “alley”, butt dey mosely hit juss Norff ob hear)
I am srry ’bout yer loss! So, ai is knot teh onlee sap hoo craiz ’bout treez! Peepz look at mii funny whin I tawks ’bout how sad ai is to sea the HUGE piles ob tree branches stakt up next 2 teh roads! I iss naught crazee!! I lubs plantz an ’specially treez. Devestashun awl thru teh town; reminds mii ob teh HUGE tornados ob 1999.
These resent storms were on teh nashunal noos at teh time—menny, menny peez were wiffout ‘lecktricity awl thru town—lines down—sum more than a weak! An it wuz sooo kold. Thankfully, wii stayed warm! Wii hardly have Enny treez, butt wii lost teh old native Redbud in our backyard.
Whut a blessing 2 git teh treez frum Arbor peepz!!! Wii will plant more trees and landskaping dis year, if naut 2 menny med. billz.
Luv an happy, growing trees to yoo!! {{Gremlin + Trees}}
Ohai guis.
just want to say sorree u losted treez. I noeing iz sad.
I useted 2 libing in Ok. and I remembering bad issee storm seberal yrs ago. wii losted treez den 2. sum1 wunst sed u plant treez 4 ur grandchildren.
So true. i planted treez and now my 2 yr old grandson is raiking deh leaves!
Yes, I luvs teh trees. I figger I lost abowt 1 tree evry 15 to 20 minnits that nite uv teh bad storm (wuz Janyoowayree 2004). Menny trees that fell fell on teh hows. Half teh roof had to be replayced. I wuz insied teh hows fur teh whole thing. Wuz cryin for teh trees. Wuz cryin for teh hows. Wuz scayred, so scayred. Power wuz owt for cupple dayz. Fone wuz owt fur a whyle too. Looked liek a war zone. Will never furget sownd uv trees fawling – KRAK liek a cannon, then teh THUD an teh howse shook.
Howses can be fixed, an mien wuz – but it took a whyle. Very sad tiem.
Trees – plant moar uv them! I luvs teh redbuds. I planted a bunch of those! An Norway spruce, an all kinds. Grow, liddel trees, grow! (They is still teh tynee.)
I sendz yoo hugs and heeling for yor hart an yor trees.
{{Kitkay in OK, and her trees}}
Six mor weeks??? Hyla’s Brook – where duz yoo live???
No wunder yoo lieked Italee soo much!!!! LOLZ
I LIV near Albanee, NY – our winterz can B verry long — rite naow it feelz liek it will last forevr, but de end iz in site!
I wont see dese cute wudchucks for 5-6 weeks where I am…
I did luv italee — I keep de weather 4 Rome bookmrked on my newspaper website…
Wii haz a ceramic tyle dat say Hewoo cutz his own wood is twize warmed. Ha! Dey is warmed wen dey cutz it, stacks it, maeks it into kindling, hauls it inna hawse, bills fyre wif it, sits by it, hauls out de ashes, and sweeps up de mess. Oh, yeah.
alehkitteh
AlehKitteh – where do YOO liev?????
Hao much wood wood a woodchuck chuck?
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a wodd chuck could chuck if a wood chuck couldchuck wood!!!
i r pwng
How much woood cood a woodchuk chuk if a woodchuk cood chuk yoo?
‘grats, sweepea!
such a sweet fing 2 say. (an wat a well-mannored Chuck!)
thnx. brb
comgradz awn yur wudchukkulz an nawt sekund.
.
sadlee wen eye log awn 2 teh tybooteek eye fown awl mai cheep blik playtz wuz borkt an teh hoal playz am teh mezz!
wen eye am finisht sweipinz upp eye wheel C wut prezint mai B fownd 4 Yu.
Oh nooooooeeesss.
Nawt teh cheep blik platez!!!!
wut hapnd? We tooked stuf, but dint brake ennyfing.
nex tiem yu tex teh shelph brakkitz – fink ‘bowt teh kon C kwenziz!
twasnt moi. twas prolly LCB.
her kitteh, liam, was wreekin teh havok adn i fink she needed teh brakets to put stuff up outta da way.
oh, i fink dat’s a lot ob bull’.
no, i meenz a lot ob BULLS.
(inna C.C.)
tehy gotted board in teh China Shop, so dey fote deyed check out teh tybooteek.
(denn dey went to “Bertha’s Kitteh Booteak” (in teh Dales, ob coarse!))
pray ree ohmmm komp onion ref
FTW
Kereck! Back in teh day when Garrison Keeler wuz naught famous, an funnier, in my opin.
I gree!
een dat cayz awl am 4 gibbun.
butt eef eye heerz frum LCB dat yu am fibbinz –
eye mai fink ov chaynjin teh lawx on teh Peerz Broznin rume at teh bak ov teh Tybooteek.
juss sayinz….
teh Tybooteek am ebbur X pandinz!!
ryt nao wii r wekin awn teh captin kirk salon at teh speshul re kwezt ov CH.
awl tayztz kayturd 4!
an *shhhh* abowt teh rume! mr mary O’ getz steemy eerz eye unnurstanz…
An – whut ar “steemy eerz?”
indeed!! PdB’s Possum Parlur am steel @ the plannin stayj.
am teh F X ov teh mystuh seen teh missuz gettinz goo goo I’s obur sum fella udder dan heem! an eye wood X pect wikki werka 2!
Butt awl reekweztz wheel B konsiddurd.
.
an ’steemy eerz’ 4 doze hoo hab led yur sheltud lief
henz teh *hushhhumnezz* ov teh P.B rume. nuj nuj weenk weenk
sumtimes involves acshual steam coming outta da eers.
Gibbocat, yew will shirley spoil all uv us.
Wii will neber want r lives IRL enymore.
wii will just stay at ICHC ‘cuz all r needz r
met heer.
kittehz to snorgle
a possum parler,
cap’n kirk salon,
asperinz wif ‘enhancmentz’
Peerz Broznin rume,
not to menshun teh tyz!!
Iz dere enything yew don’t have?
he b ewezfool een the nawtee barn 2 halp wif teh yrunin..
ooops – dat commint wuz 4 mai wee.
.
butt 4 cweenmj –
awl eye noe iz dat teh committmint ov teh tybooteek to kaytur 4 teh cheezpeepz am 4 mowzt an 4 awl an 4 N E wun 2!!11!!
wii am steel reefsurchin teh popyularittee poetenshul ov teh klingawn cabaray.
an teh lynk 2 WoW am d pendant awn mumrik die vuljin teh dayta.
sew mush 2 doo…
gibbocat, is u an insomniac?
I b thinking u b in teenytiny Ingerlund.
and it must b 2 or 3 in deh morning dere?
Ai noo it!!! Ai wuz rite!! LOLZ. Am so sorree ai dint send it.
Hmmmmm – this wud maek a wunderful storee. Sci fi type. Bin dun, sorta, maybee – but ai laik this wun. Where we ar awl awn lion – inna – what doo we akshullee call ICHC – an iz so nice – we just stay heer. Fur there iz a Pied Piper amongst us. . .enticing us to. . .
To be cont.
JCH4K –
soundzlike deh “twilite zone” duzn’t it??
Yes. Awnlee way beder. ai wish ai were a riter. Thiz cud bee reelee amazing. We alreddey hav a fanastic list ov characters. Hoo wud believe it???? In this instsance, fact iz indeed far stranjer than almoast ene fikshun at awl.
What a stranj lot of assorted peepl we hav heer. An awl frenz. Ar mystickal bond. So much heer fur sumwun to werk wif.
I am amazed at the diversity of the cast.
Artists, musicians, scientists, students,
children, parents, grandparents, blue collar,
white collar, & tee shirts.
All of us amazingly witty, charming, sly,
intelligent, warm-hearted, caring people.
In what other place would we have found
each other?
A vote fur Klingon cabber-ray heer!
Pleez yes!
ai know. Ai – ai feel so RITE heer. ai reelee luv mai IRL frenz – but heer – we awl understand eech otter awn a hole nuther level, seems to mee!
Sumwum – a wile bak – sumwun noo -wish ai cud remember hoo – sayed
“Wow!!! Ai hav found mai peepl. Ai am HOAM.” An that’s how ai feel.
I b thinking that dis langwidge wii speekz
b a speshull vershun uv teh lagwidge uv luv.
I noe it lookz like a phonetic bersion uv pidgin
‘engrish’. But it izn’t. i don’t b noing wut it iz.
But I noe I have speeked it be4 wiff ozzer
peepz. berry speshul peepz.
Ai know -it izznt. Ai think taht’s wai we get so troolee annoyed wehn teh #6 trolls com ansay – wai ar yoo tawking babee tawk – or – it wud bee just az funneh if yoo spoke playn ingerlish – an – do yoo think yoo ar being cyoot – an stuff liek that.
Becuz it iz NOT that.
You may notice taht menee peeopl -when tehy wish to bee serious oar otter tahn playful, will lapse into English. But Maus duz both – werkz fur him. But teh English speeking Maus izznt’ quie teh sayme as teh Lolcat speeking Maus.
An- of corse – much ov teh funnee iz waht we doo wif the werds themselves.
Cweenmj – go bak to “I iz cuter” awn 7 March. Ai had a long discussion wif Phillipe – sorta awn this subjekt. an much ov it wuz VERREEE funnee.
But ai must go to bed now – so gud nite. Ai enjoyed ar liddle tawk a lot~~
G’night Janet. I will check out i iz cuter.
Whut?? *earz purk up*
A ‘Peerz Broznin rume’???
*swoon*
Blargh…. ai em teh ded and gon to Tybooteek bak rume hebben….
“Tybooteek bak rume hebben”
Oh gibbocat!!! what hav yoo dun?????
We ar awl being. . .led. . down a path. . .
Teh pied piper haz cum to town.
And hiz name be Gibbocat.
He gibbingz us wuteber wii wantz.
And wii folloez weereber teh GibbingCat leedz.
Ohai – a possum parlor!? Wow – I needz ta see that!
Janet-wit-awl-teh-kittehs, I think I wuz teh wun hoo said I wuz hoem. Wuz just befoar wun uv teh hollydays when I wuld be off lien a whyl.
I will luk for it – I think it wuz on wun uv teh pix frum Nov 21 or mebbe Dec 21.
Hi, JCH4K – I fownd teh kwote abowt finding mah hoem on ICHC. Itz on Call teh Movin Compuny I ses, from Dec. 21. I tries to post teh linky:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/21/funny-pictures-call-da-movin-compuny/#comments
Hay, “sweepea” if that is ur reel puhseudonym, don’t let MaryO catch u sayin’ things like that and witnessing false bears about Liam. MaryO is his onnerary (and ornery) auntie and she would shirley remove *ur* brackets if she heered u talking trash about him and his mommeh.
.
Hold on. Whut, Liam? No, put teh metal parts in that bin over there and teh nuts and bolts over in that one.
.
Sorry. We is redecorating here.
alias sp
There iz another. . .
Oh, donut think I’m wasn’t alreddy onto u, MaryO.
wuh woh…
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
But these silleh peepl hav thingz fur “Nawt fans ov woodchuck” to buy. AR there ene such peepl???
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON ???
Dat’s EXACTLEE wutt I thot it wuz going too say!!! Hee hee! (I gabed u 5
cheezburgas!)
Now. I has a comment too make, Stend. Teh udder day I sed sumfing, and I will
not waste time going into all teh dumb details. Butt dat sumfing I sed…I later thot…I hope Stend (or enneewun else!) duz not think I am “ putting on airs an insinuating that I is…well..is hard to word this currectlee, dang it…in ur friendship circle..
Yah! Dat sed it rite!
If u has no idea wut I is talkin abowt, just ignore me!
*did not meen too take familiar libertees*
Kaf leen – doo yoo nawt think wee ar AWL in teh sayme frenship circle heer??? Just sum peepl we don’t know yet so well. An they ar purrhaps a liddle shy. But wun has awnlee to seek tehm out an talk to them an VOILA!!! Tehy blossom liek flours in a warm srping rayne!!
Yoo can’t take libertiez wif stend. stend iz stend. Wun ov us – an a troolee grate guy. stend LIEKS us. an we lieks him. An – that’s awl there iz towit.
O, hai Janet! Funnee u ansurred…I has been meenin to say sumfin too u, an
now seems like teh purrfect time.
I wuz ironically going to tell u dat wen I refur to sumwun as a cheezfrend, I cud
bee meening enneywun on heer cuz I feel dey are all mah cheezfrens!! Just
like u sed!!
Butt wen I use dat verreh same wurd fur u, is differunt. U is like mah famblee,
like mah sistur or aunt or sumfing. I use teh same wurd, butt it means so much
moar.
I’m glad u rote dat. I been wantin to say dat….
an him has grate pink floof… doant furgit it, iz mai favrit part uv stend. *bloze kiss*
well, Catelogikal Humour do, iffn yoo reed ffaaarrrr down.
Maus-terd is good wiff wood?
“What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?
It’s Log, Log, Log!
It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!”
Wutt dat frum?! I heers beefoar, juss cant remembur!
solve dis puzzle: is frum “Stend an Rimpy”
*hint: Prof. Spoon*
Happy happy joy joy!
O hai! I gotz some woods to chuck yes!
hao much wud wud a wud-chuk chuk?
“i sea,” sed teh blynd mann, as he pikt up hiz hammer an’ saw!
…and den dere’s teh farmer whoo wuz outstnadning in ‘is feeld…
OK, OK.
Enneewun redee too venchur on teh intellectual subjeckt ub puns as it correlates
wiff intelligence and certain types ub persunalites?
*Silunce*
**crickets**
/alrittee den!
Um, wuz nawt just krikkets owt heer!
Puns is funneh as lawng as yoo is in teh cumpanee uv liek-minded soles.
You guise, go on wit teh puns; I keeps laffin owt heer . . .
Between those uv us hoo laffs at owrselves an those hoo laffs at udders, we haz lots to keep laffin abowt heer on ICHC!
I red dat smart peepuls likes teh puns.
i always wundered: y wud a wud chuck want to chuck wud?
I also wunder if he noes Salley & Pete.
.
He pickt a pek uv pikkled pepprz.
.
I heer she sellz seeshellz bai teh see shoar.
She sells sea shells at the sea shore;
At the sea shore she sells sea shells.
She sells sea shells on the sea shell shore.
The sea shells she sells are sea shore shells,
Of that I’m sure.
If neither he sells sea shells, nor she sells sea shells,
Who shall sell sea shells? Shall sea shells be sold?
OK, I haz deh hedake noaw.
**wanderz off twards the tybootik looking for asprinz.
a bit OT – but trai this wun:
Ai slit a sheet
a sheet ai slit
Upawn teh slitted sheet ai sit.
Fiev tiems reel fast.
Fat friars fanning flames.
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously…
Oh mai, Maus. I nao haz teh eerwurm!
But to continue:
Moses suposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
A Rose is a rose
A Nose is a nose
A Toese is a toese
Bop shoo wadda wadda…
*danse danse danse*
Sry. Is me foolin with multiple personalities…
i hassa ‘nudder mii, 2!
The four of us should get together for a rubber of bridge sometime.
oh, an’ eye hassa ‘nudder mii, 2.
wii can awl play wiff R ‘chudderz?
Hmmmmm . . .seems to mee. . .long tiem ago. . .yoo wuz speekin ov multiple purrsonalitees. . .what wuzzit yoo sayed?? Bi. . .bi sumthing. . .
Bi sum metrical tools or sumthin…
And with that, I have to go. I has a whirled-class cold, and can barely sit, much less type. TTFN.
An where iz yur fabled
pornphotographic memmree??????Aw – poor Maus. He shudda sayed sumthing sooner. We cudda been much jentler.
Good Sir!
May I join yoo in teh danz?
Purrhaps yoo will joyne mee awn teh desk fur a tap danz?
Perhaps another time. My rodent friend is ill, and needs my assistance. Ta, ta, all…
Pleez to taek berry gud care ob yur rodent frien!
Teh cold iz teh big PLEH, an eberybodee DO NOT WANT.
Feel bedder sooon!!
a (lol) skunk sat onna stump.
teh stump thunk teh skunk stunk.
teh skunk thunk teh stump stunk.
the skunk rolled down and ruptured his larynx
ok …..ai kan ebben heer teh guy hoo is singin dis……an teh tone ov himz voyce an ebberyfing…….
but….AAAAKKKKKKK…….wehr did ai heerz it ????? Gene Kelly??? Donald O”Conner????
Halp !!!!
Wuz Donald O’Conner and Gene Kelly, Singin in teh Rayne!
toy boat toy boat toy boat…
Hardest. Wun. Eberrr. Garring-teed.
Yoo wins! As I alwais say, say it 10 tiems fast!
oh H*** ai kant eben barli sez it wunct…..an dats ifn ai fink abot it reeeeelllll sloooowwwww….
my ineptitude wiff tung teh twisterz……let me showz u……oh hey, uhm ……diz bein strikli a writted dwon kine ov plaice ….u’ll jest hafta taekz mi werd fur it…….
u kan trusses mi werd…….jest askes LCB……she wun ov mi GUD frenz sheel vowch fur me…..rite LCB ??????
this is fur reel. it’s rite neer where ai liv.
Rocky Weed Rode.
No wun can say it moar than wunce.
Wow! Gud wun. I fink I sed it twice… mebbe. I is gonna memember tihs wun…
*ahem* i diddit!
How menee tiems did yoo doo it????
Bai teh way, my cuzin Marlene livs awn this rode, so we has to say it!!!
But ai alwaiz just go wif “Wokkee Weed Wode.” Much simplur.
hear’s won 4 JCH4K, Darkkwolfe, a bunchez ob udderz:
Ob er ober Oberammagau geht, oder ob er unter Oberammagau geht, ist nicht gewusst!
It took mii a long thyme B4 i cood say that!
woah.
sehr schwierig.
Danke.
O qwatsch!
I forgotted teh best part: “oder ob er ueberhaupt nicht geht, ist nicht gewusst!
Ja. wut boom said.
I’z gonna haf to werk awn tihs wun.
*wanders off, muttering “ob er ober Oberammagau geht….”*
ai wuz traveleing wunce wif mai bruver, sister an sis in lol, an we drove throo
Oberpfaffenhofen – they thot it waz Hi larry us!!! They said it over an over- laffing awl teh. Tehre is, ov corse, also a Pfaffenhofen ANd an Unterpfaffenhofen.
Wort!
O hai boom – up there!!! Yoo speek jerman, too???? There ar certainlee a lot moar jerman speekerz heer than ai thot!!!
zippee!! – do yoo know them awl???
*ahem* Ai ment “yippee!!!” ov corse, tho zippee iz kinda cyoot!
Ob er ober Oberammagau geht,
oder ob er unter Oberammagau geht,
oder ob er ueberhaupt nicht geht,
ist nicht gewusst!
So!!! Jetzt ist’s richtig!!
jawohl! Dat’s right!
I lyke Zippey!!! kinda perky–like a nyse MLT…
Sadly, I donut ‘bemember Namez so well—Sumbuddy reesonly sed dass she majored in Germs-on, and spent a semmester in Vienna? I fink….Komm aus an show yerself!!!
Ai memberz yoo an Jerm. ob coures, an wonce, whin i furst started posting, I wuz playin’ wiff teh loldeutsch, an Darkwolff (wo bist du?) kame out wiff a hole bunch of deutsch. Wuz rlly kool!
Bet dare’s duzens ob us hier!
Nein, ich sprechen nicht viel.
Mai dottir doez da Jermin Immershun at skewl, so I’z pix sum up heer n dair.
I’z luvs it, ja!
ai know. Ai wud still liek to know Daarkwolff’s bakground. Becuz he iz so sweet. He splorts so eesilee. TWICE ai hav found him splorted awn wun ov the – oh the older pikshurs they send yoo bak to fur a reference – up rite under teh pikshur.
There he wuz – lying in a dustsee heep. Corse ai fixed him up. But ai hav a shpeshul affecshun fur himz.
Maubee we shud just aks sum tiem!!!
boom – how awld iz yur dottir??? An wai jerman???
Ar hai skools heer no longer teech it – wich is shocking fur me, becuz fulley wun third ov ar town iz jerman bakgournd. But teh yung peepl don’t seem to bee interested.
so – wai – yur dottir????
she iz neely tirteen, her primary skewl didz it fur fun, den teh high skewl near us has a programme of awl teh klsses in Deutsch – she jumped fur it!!!
Plus ai tinks den she will be kinda bilin…bingwal…good at langwiches.
Ai did Japanish at high skewl an lubbed it.
Ai noes dat heez frum Texus. Dat’s awl eye nose. An’ heez berry nise, eben doh heez frum Texis.
An – what a grate dottir yoo hav. She haz hur prioriteez reelee straight!!!
Ai had 2 yrs ov Latin – an tehn 2 yrs of Spanish in hai skool. But no immershun. Tht wud hav been nice.
An tehn in collej, ai had 1 yr ov Italian,
Then 1 yr of French _ an then ai thot ai wuz reelee gud wif teh languigesis – so ai tuk
at teh sayme tiem!!!! German an Russian. Wuz a bit ov a mistake. But a maid it thru!!
Then just wun moar year ov German.
I reelee luv languiages.
zippie!!!
Yoo ar in Oklahoma, rite??? Mite ai ask where?
oh yeah fergot, I did Latin at uni too. Just wun yeer.
Yes our city iz bigz, but all suburban sprawlee, not skyskraperee, so takes aaaaaaages to get anyweer.
Lotz ov treez tho. Yay.
Hmmmm. Lemme guess. LOS ANGELES!!!! Rite???
Haha gud gess. Liddle smaller.
An 5000 mile awai!
No, joo nebber geddit in bajillion yeerz.
Coz iz in Straya!
LOLZ an LOLZ summoar!!!1 Yoo ar rite – ai prollee wudn’t hav guesst. Tho we hav lotsa peepl heer frum Straya!!! Purrhaps yoo cudda gibben mee a cupla moar hintz!!!
It’s wunnderful – it teh troo scents of teh werd – issn’t it??? There yoo ar – 5000 miles awai. That’s a LOT ov miles. an we ar chatting away as if yoo were in teh kitchen.
Well – ai DOO know awl about teh telefon, guise (taht wuz fur teh awnlukers).
But thiz is nawt teh same as telephone. Haz a much moar immediate feeling.
boom – ai’m now putting you in wif yur countrypeepl.
Gosh, JCH4K, is dere reelee sum Strayanz heer???
Yay!
“Colin’ awl Straya peepz!!
Are joo dere?
Doan be shai!”
Cmon Ozzee cmon
ai dont hav tiem rite now – but soon – ai will find tehm for yoo – so yoo know hoo they ar!
an awld favoreit –
rubber baby buggee bumpers
I alwaiz thot thiz wuz a tough wun:
I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s mate
I’m only plucking pheasants ‘cos the pheasant plucker’s late !
Me husband is a keeper, he’s a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I’m plucking pheasants, when I’d rather pluck with him.
I herd it a lil different:
“I’m not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker’s son,
But I can pluck a pheasant’s feather till the feather plucker comes”
Spoken part in the middel of song, “Stick out your can, here comes the garbage man” by this guy:
http://www.reverendbilly.com/
Try singing it to tha toon uv “Rock Lobsta”.
datz frum teh daiz ov teh ameega compewtuh!!
sadlee mizzt!
twenty-nine twin steel screw cruisers……mi cusin Steve usta tortur me wiff dat wun…….
but ai has a kweston……..
if it taeks a chikken an a haff, a dai an a haff, to lay an egg an a haff……….how longz do it taek a grassyhopper wiff a woodun leg to kik awl teh seedz oawt ov a dill pikle..????
an dat ole burnin kweshton…….wood u radder walkies to skool ….oar carry ur lunches??? (inkwiring minez wanna noes….)
hai Janet !!!! in pasademia……rite bi teh Rosy Bowl ebben…..derz a street cawled……”Stony Drive….” useded to maekz us laff an laff…(corse dat cooda hadda liddle to do wiff teh funnee cigareeetes we useded to toke…..er….. ai meen, smoke) loawts ov stuff wood maek us laff an laff…..dint taek much……(stop me before ai goes into the miny miny miny liddle biddy fings dat wood maek uz laff an laff…….iz a subjek dat miny ov uz cood discorse awn fur weekz, monffz…..nay yeers !!! pretti muches EBBERYFING waz teh funnee at dat tyme………cept Nixon…..an he waz NEBBER funnee)
*finks to self……* “kant hide unner teh bed….noawt enuff ruum…..”
any wun gotz a guud idear wher ai kan goes an hides????? hhmmmmm…may be ….ai’ll jest putz Fluffy (mi noo kitteh ruumate) awn mi hed…..no wun wil rekogniz me…..heh heh…..
ai gotz anodder kweston…….wen u tawlkin ’bout “wrap around” …….iz u referin to teh most un satissfaktory translashun ov my meffod ov spacing mi writinz oawt?????
ai wants der to be spaices ‘tween teh linz……an WP…..sez …nope …kant do dat…gotz to titen it awl up……
iZzat teh “wrap around” ov whiches ai hav herd miny speek ov ???? ai sez PLEH an PLEH agin…..an ai frow in a FAH an a HARUMP alsew…..an leeve uz noawt furgetz teh PHOOEY !!! partz ov wat we sez iz how we spasses it awl ouwt……nowt az importunt az our amazin spellin ai grantz u…….but iz part ov waht an how we ar sayin wat we ar sayin……
an iz hard to reed sum stuff ifn iz too cloze togeder……
*stomps owf to fine WP an has a few werdz wiff it ….*
Ohai salleh,
i b thinking the wrap around u menshun iz wut happenz when
u is typing in a deeply nested respons (like dis 1) adn teh wordz
u r tieping disappeerz on deh rite side. Ur tieping box extends
into anuzzer dimenshun. Adn ifn u duzn’t hit teh return key
like Im doing the letters r inbisible 2 u until u b hitting teh
add commint button. Adn den, uv corse, it b 2 late 2 b fixing
enything.
.
Teh problem u b habing is solved by putting a . wear u r
wanting an mt lion.
.
it duzn’t kwite luk the same az a blank lion, but iz bedder
than habbing eberything squooshed togezzer.
oh Fank u …cweemj….(gotz to heer teh stori behine dat naem sumday…..)
.
so jest dat liddle dot’ll do me eh????? too kool,
.
an srsly, fankz fur takain teh tyme to S-p-e-l-l it out fur me……ai iz noawt now ..noawr haz ai ebber been….berry guud at puterz……illieramate…dat’s me..
.
but dis wun….ai unnerstooded…(affer a few minits ov starin at dat dot..)
ur welcum.
I likez to helping peepz.
if u goes to mai blog — just click on my naem
when it is bloo — and den chek out the
“about Cweenmj” page link hiding at teh top uv the
page it will telling u bout mai name.
u is welcome 2 visiting mai blog ennytime.
(dat goez 4 deh uzzer cheezpeepz 2, u noes)
**Strollz to tybootik.
Well, ratz! Gibbocat is bizzy cleening out teh tybootik.
Such a mess! stuff eberywere.
**Picks up difrent tingz, lukz at dem and then putz them down.
Can’t find any asprin heer.
Will hafta go chek the CCC.
JCH4K, you iz red mai mynd! Awl teh kidz in mai fambly lerned tihs BERY ERLEEl, soze wee cud emberaress awr frenz wen tehy traid it.
Ai know!!1 gigglolz!! Cuz wehn yoo practiced a lot – an got awl way forward in yur mouf – wuz reelee eezee to doo rite!!! Hee hee hee hee heeeee!!!
gimmee teh minnit an eye wheel fyn sum unnduh diz mezz.
.
ah!
der yu goe.
Paracodol – lawtz ov coedeeeen wif a liddul parashewt 2 let yu daon jentlee.
tek too wif a martoonie an a kitteh 2 snorgul.
a lass. no kittehs heer.
*thinks bout the parawatever*
no fanks. not my style.
sry- thot you wuz tawkin to me- just traced it bak. my bad.
don wurry sweepea, iz ezee to get confluzzled.
Yoo cud still hav teh martoonie.
Surely teh sun b ober the yardarm bai now.
Wuzzn’t it SJ hoo sayed – “teh sun iz alwaiz over teh yardarm sumwhere?”
an SJ gotted it frum Jimmie Buffet …..HE sez……iz 5 oclok sumwher…….an teknikally….he iz teh rite……..
iz teh “can do ” attitudealz dat maed dis cuntri…grate ( but ifn we doan getz it bak frum teh shrubbry peepulz ……we may be com teh noawt so prod citimazenz ov a “sorta ok ” cuntri……grate fur CEOz an frendz ov shrubbery…..but noawt so grate fur teh skwisheded wunce upon a tyme middly klasses……
oopps ! whard dat soap boks com frum……ai sware ai was jest sittin heer chattin abot drinkies….an dat soapy boks sneeked up an putted itselv unner me ….an…..wel, ifn u awn a sopy boks, it is teh law…….u mustest…rant an rave abot sumfin…….shrubbery iz allus handi……
*runs awai an hides unner teh bed…oops noawt enuff ruum……runz awai an …..oh h*** jest runz awai…..
LOLZ!!! Wich heer wud bee teh moar potent medizin???
Teh Paracodol??
Teh martoonie??
The snogelishus kitteh??
Hmmmm. . .nawt so hard to pik, reelee!
Mary – yoo can haz teh snorgelishus kitteh!!!! Heer!!! Fur yoo. Yoo will feel much better, ai am shur.
awl at wunse plz!!!
yay
Tnks gibbocat.
codeenz and a parashewt…. soundz deliteful. especcially wif a
martoonie and a snorgle.
mmmmmmmm.
mee 2! i kant even read it wifout stumblin ofer the wurds! please to share da asprinz? kthx
Cause dat hims raison d’etre. Hens hims name wud-chuk.
Teh chukker of teh wuds.
Him don’t ax whys. Him just dood it.
Shhesh! Replied to rong post agin. Ah HATES dat!! >:(
Dat’s deh problem wif deh tung twisterz.
Dey twist fingz ozzer than tungz.
Cause dat hims raison d’etre. Hens hims name wud-chuk.
Teh chukker of teh wuds.
Him don’t ax whys. Him just dood it.
I cant bleev I mist mai chans to be nawt-second on tihs wun!
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Dat’s mai Aunt Beatrice.
Nawt teh best wood chucker.
.
I kin du much bettah tahn her.
Butt she has bettah mannurs.
eye wuz lookin’ 4 yoo, woodchuck!!!
Woodchuck! My round bellee fren!
I been gone fur bout a week, and I cum bak to see ur Aunt Beatrice on teh front page. Hao wunnerful!
.
Eben iffs u nawt get teh nawt second, I’m celebrating ur fambly pic.
Wen in Woodchuck Land, slyde on ur bellee teh bestest u can.
*slyde slyde slippity slyde*
.
Duz Aunt Beatrice kno bout ur side job as reskew implement?
Oh Romeow!!! ai am so glad to see yoo. *ahem* Ai don’t think yoo told uz yoo were going. We (ai – fur shur) hav reelee missed yoo!!!!
Ai will *slyde slyde slippity slyde* awn mai belleh fur woodchuck wif yo – ah the Aunt Beatrice.
An – {{{{{{Romeow}}}}} Welcom bak. Whooo hooooo!!!!
I pologize JCH4K. I shudda known betta. Pleese forgib meh.
Mah sweetie had eye surgery in CA. Eberyfing is gud.
We took 2 ov our kittehs wif us to CA (frum AZ). Teh kittehs had a grate tiem – reely!
Fanks fur teh welcum bak.
{{{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}}
Awww – yoo missed it bai awnlee a few minnits – but bee nawt sad. Teh mayn thing iz – yoo ar heer.
We be celebrayting yoo tonite!!!
Yay!
I has a Partay!
Lets bee shur EBEREEWUN has sum wud to chuck!
Wut cud be bettah tahn taht?
I can has maple-wud wif sirrup?
Here, I marry-naytes sum fur joo.
Mmm tastee and nootrishus!
will chuck 4 food. hehheeeeehhheee…. or will chuck 4 wood. wood u? chuck?
Yes.
I wud.
oooh, ai jus HAS tew tell u dis – BERRY ot, but BERRY kewl: ai pley de whirled ob warkraft, n tewnyte ai can has rend- runde – meetingz wiff player in de gild “icanhascheezburgr”!
*lulz*
we can has eye ob de storm bg, n peeples was shoutin “i has bucket!” n “mah brudder – he’s speshul”!
Yay! oranj you in Denmark?
No – mumrik iz in Sweden!!!1 mumrik – where hav yoo been????? it’s so nice to see yoo!!!
warkraft steelin’ yoo? iz MORE addiktiv denn ICHC???
Dis ai gotta see.
hai janet-ob-de-mennee-kittehs!
ai has been (n still R) pleyin de whirled ob warkraft, n faiting off de spring depressuhn – iz not easee…
*hangs haed n deep saiz*
{mumrik}
ben dere, dun dat.
dis good place to be for dat.
comes bak offen, ‘kay?
{mary}
fanks!
ai iz heer ebery dey, n alsew on de icanhashotdog syte, n ai laff n smail, n feel de comfort n lubb among us cheezfriends – dat halps *A LOT*…
ai r not craiying all de tyme, jess so BERRY taierd…
you can has enuf sunlite?
mumrik – ar yoo a member ov teh cheezfrenz groop??? (Ai can’t tell, becuz teh ICHC naymes aren’t awn all the peepl. If now, yoo SHUD be. That way, wehn we had sum questchuns – leik ai doo about this ICHC gild – we cud ask them. Plus – yoo wud nebber bee lawst.
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
In case yoo needs it.
WHHHHAT!!! Dere is a ICHC guild?
ZOMG!!!!!! what realm plz?
I will create a new character just to be in that guild!!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!
I haddnt been ‘roun here as muches as I uesded to bees acuzza WoW!!
I r lebbul 28 hoomin pally, but I benn getin knda bored latelee.
Plz to tell me realm plz, I ebben use Melissa foar charaktur.
Oh hai, Melissa. Ai’m glad to heer taht yoo were bizzy (ai’ve nebber played Wow) an nawt taht yoo dint care fur us enemoar. There wuz eben a “pew pew pew” pikshur – an yooo weren’t there. Ai had the sad.
Becuz – yoo know – fur mee – yoo and stend an Teho were teh absolute trhee legged stoop holding this up – an now Teho. . iz awnlee heer now an then – an stend – sumtiems- an we dont see yoo so offen. Ai reelee misses yoo a LOT!!!
Melissa – ai hav nebber played this. Iz there ene reeson we just cudnt’ bee ar ICHC selves????
hai melissa!
yes, dar *iz* a ichc gild – on de yooruhpeuhn relm tyralyon – iz a *hoard* hoard gild.
ai wuz *BERRY* happee tew see da gild naem, so ai says “i can has *free* eots medals?” n de gai ansuhrd: “ob koarse!”
ai finks ai haz tew make char on dat relm, n join dat gild!
*turalyon
ai iz not yet awayk.
*lulz*
MUMRIK!!! MUMRIK!!! Pleez tell us moar about teh ICHC gild???!!1 How doo we git there???
cue “this is not a cat” troll in 5…4…3…2…and
*winey voiz*
want catz. nao.
Mais oui…
Maird……
ooo. you kno my weekness foar ze fronsch…how came you by zis nowleje, Sir?
A rodent friend of mine from Germany told me. Of course, I have kept it in the strickest confidence…
*small curtsey*
fanks, kind Sir.
* tips hat *
My pleasure, young lady. And now, if you will excuse me, I must be about my business…
Ah, my rodent friend! A bit presumptuous aren’t you, speaking for me?
tell maus, “gute Besserung” von alle uns!
(feel guder today!)
and caretroll warnin us bout teh danjerz ov chuckin woodz!!! hahaha LOL
But chukkin’ wud is gud fer yoo!
(Iffen yur a rodent.)
No kidding
“Every year, billions of cubic feet of wood are carelessly chucked and the resulting injuries cause billions of dollars in damage and millions of lives, this is not funny or cute and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for laughing at this. I know what i am talking about, I am a legal professional, a vet tech, a park ranger, a lumberjack, a bagel with lox, a convection oven and ambassador to the Planet of the Apes and i am ever so seriously serious about this
DO NOT DO THIS, please, PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS!!”
/caretroll
ai wuz goin to ignorify you like all teh otter trowls,
until yew listed yer kwalify-cashuns.
if yew is reely all those things,
wut can ai do but swear off chucking of wood ?
fer eber.
fer eber, i tells yew.
er…. sumfing like that.
heh heh…
so gud so gud.
fanks fur takin care of dat wun Crapture.
nao we duzznt has to wurree bout it no moar.
mennee fanx.
eye am kein 2 enrowl een yur twelf stip progrum sew eye kan kik mai wudchukkin habbit.
‘wun lawg at a tiem’ am mai noo mottoe.
w00t, w00t, w000tt!!!
But wut eff I ware mai safe-T gogglols?
oh Crap…ture…. yu hab me laffin’ allahtyme…
noes….iz woodchuck !!! iz almosses az cyute….lookie at teh liddle pawz wiff liddle furry fingurs…..an himz liddle beedy blak eeyz…..an so perlite to !
noawt a kitteh…..but a guud stan-in……
(ok, iz a critter……an critterz r bedder…..in mi nebber humbul onion)
sry noes, but i has sum grey poupon…
After 20″ of snow in March, Cleveland puts out a contract on Phil
put out a contract on Phil!?!?!?!?!
Run, PdB, Run!!!!!!
Maebee PdB can get into deh witless protekshun program.
cleevland nebber fynd Dr. D’beeker: he iz mush 2 clebber!
Punxsutawney Phil
gwowndhawg dai..
Hey, wayt – I met teh reel “Phil teh Growndhawg.” Wuz verree niec growndhog, ackshuly. Pls nawt to be hurtin heem! Kthxbai!
Ai noed taht, Ai’z jest foolin.
:=D
whew!!
And I noes yer not witless PdB!
I thought you might have gotten the ref, but I didn’t get the PdB reference until now
‘S ok. I iz yoosed 2 being mizunder stood.
mai obleeknesses….let me show u them.
Oh, Lawd pleese doan let meh b misunderstood.
Phil izznt woodchuck, he’s groundhog. How much ground would a groundhog hog?
hau mush hog would a groundhog grind?
If a groundhog was ground round?
hii would grind az much round az a groundchuck cud,
if teh groundchuck wuz naemed CHARLES!
An ground chuck iz ideel for making teh cheezburger, so yoo see we haz come all teh way around the Grate Cycle of Life.
Awl tewgezza nao!
*Iz teh Sircul ob laaaaaaff
An it rewls us awwwwwlllll…*
I luv singy longs.
*rimshot*
QteQteQte! U can chuck wood in mai gardun ennytaim!
yoo kin chuck it N 2 my fyreplace!
thin libbing room B my happy plase!
*sigh*
Wanna buy some lumber?
yesh, i wood.
Ash-sure!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
that’s CHARLES to yoo!
OK
How much wood would a woodCHARLES CHARLES if a woodCHARLES would
CHARLES wood?
LOLZ!!1 Ai’m so glad yoo traid it out!!!1 lukz eben funnier when yoo see it than wehn yoo say it!!
uuuhhmmmm yyeeesssss……but izzit me? oar do it sond jest a wee tad …..*whispurs* almose …..slightly…..cood be …..sonds a liddle…..watz teh werd…….riskay?!?
Ai meen ….would CHARLES wood??? hummm…… ai betz teh supremely cort wood hav sumfing to sai abot dat…..
“no redemmin soshul valu……” dat cood fit …. jest sayin……
*wanders off luukin fur mi copi ov LAdi Chatteurliz *
LMAO!!!!!11one
Have you seen my momma?
dagnab varmint…..
do. not. want.
dey are HECK inna garden…..beleef me, Ai noes…..
How much wud wud a wudchuck chuck if a wudchuck cud chuck wud?
Hao mush graond cud a graondhog hog ef a graondhog cud hog graond?
So dere.
erm… *ZOT*
Ahuman? In Narnia?!?!