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cuss i cud chuk sum wood, i cud
If you cud…
i wood.
good?
i wood that you, o kind and inteilligent creature, go eat the verdant new sprouts in some other gentle person’s garden.
how much wood?
As mutch woods as a woodschuck cud
Well he can come over 2 mi hous & chuck ALL deh wood he wants! IZ sick ob chukkin wood! Iz been chucking dis yearz wud, & next yearz wud. Up mi wai, de wudstove got 2 run for 6 mor weekz!!!!!) DEN Iz got to get next yerz wud in de wudshed which is almost cleared out of DIS yerz wud!
Iz sick of cleaning deh wudstove & hauling as.. as.. ASHES wai out back in deh woodz to dump ‘em)
Iz has had enuf!!
So, plz Mr. (or Ms.) Marmot - do come by & chuck a cord of wud if a wudchuck wud chuck wud!!! Den, u can ate mi tulips & hostas.. (Sinze u due dis annyway…
Kthnxbi!
he otter come out hear 2 OK; wii had so menny broken treez after R amazing ice stormz this yr. It wuz sirreel; looked like a war-zone. Peepz half benn cuttin an chunkin’ in pilez by dere hauses 4 teh City to pick up 4 monthz now.
Makes me berry sad an i almoss crai 2 sea dem! I lubs treez! I R such a sap!
Dere dere, you should branch out!
did yoo eber notise how tree branches (bear wons) look like dey cood B inna hoomen body: Circulatory systim, or nervous system. Rememberz me ob a ribber an streemz, 2—a delta. Nachur is soo….ah, nachural…
“The creator has but patented a leaf.” (Thoreau)
fank-yoo SO MUCH!, DC—issa gud Rx!
Ohai, kitkay. Wher is yoo? I is in Pennsilvaynya, an we sumtiems gets teh iec storms too. Teh yeer I bowt mah hows, we had bad storm an I lost LOTS ov trees. Menneh uv tem bell on mah hows. Wuz horribul tiem - I cryed an cryed. Wurst thing ayv eggsperyenced so far in mah lief.
But then I cawled teh inshoorunc an they caem an tuk pikshors an teh tree guise caem an cut teh trees off mah hows an yard. I gaev them away to mah naybors. We awl lost trees but teh tree guise sed mah property wuz teh wurst he’d seen.
Two days after teh trees fell, I got offer frum Arbor Day in mayl. Figgered it wuz sine frum God. So I ordered treez. Planted them, water them, watch them grow.
Maek teh wurld a beddur playc: PLANT A TREE!!!!
{hugs to yoo - I haets iec storms}
Hai, Grem., I iz in Norman, OK. Wii iz noed 4 R turnadoes (I’m in teh “alley”, butt dey mosely hit juss Norff ob hear)
I am srry ’bout yer loss! So, ai is knot teh onlee sap hoo craiz ’bout treez! Peepz look at mii funny whin I tawks ’bout how sad ai is to sea the HUGE piles ob tree branches stakt up next 2 teh roads! I iss naught crazee!! I lubs plantz an ’specially treez. Devestashun awl thru teh town; reminds mii ob teh HUGE tornados ob 1999.
These resent storms were on teh nashunal noos at teh time—menny, menny peez were wiffout ‘lecktricity awl thru town—lines down—sum more than a weak! An it wuz sooo kold. Thankfully, wii stayed warm! Wii hardly have Enny treez, butt wii lost teh old native Redbud in our backyard.
Whut a blessing 2 git teh treez frum Arbor peepz!!! Wii will plant more trees and landskaping dis year, if naut 2 menny med. billz.
Luv an happy, growing trees to yoo!! {{Gremlin + Trees}}
Ohai guis.

just want to say sorree u losted treez. I noeing iz sad.
I useted 2 libing in Ok. and I remembering bad issee storm seberal yrs ago. wii losted treez den 2. sum1 wunst sed u plant treez 4 ur grandchildren.
So true. i planted treez and now my 2 yr old grandson is raiking deh leaves!
Yes, I luvs teh trees. I figger I lost abowt 1 tree evry 15 to 20 minnits that nite uv teh bad storm (wuz Janyoowayree 2004). Menny trees that fell fell on teh hows. Half teh roof had to be replayced. I wuz insied teh hows fur teh whole thing. Wuz cryin for teh trees. Wuz cryin for teh hows. Wuz scayred, so scayred. Power wuz owt for cupple dayz. Fone wuz owt fur a whyle too. Looked liek a war zone. Will never furget sownd uv trees fawling - KRAK liek a cannon, then teh THUD an teh howse shook.
Howses can be fixed, an mien wuz - but it took a whyle. Very sad tiem.
Trees - plant moar uv them! I luvs teh redbuds. I planted a bunch of those! An Norway spruce, an all kinds. Grow, liddel trees, grow! (They is still teh tynee.)
I sendz yoo hugs and heeling for yor hart an yor trees.
{{Kitkay in OK, and her trees}}
Six mor weeks??? Hyla’s Brook - where duz yoo live???
No wunder yoo lieked Italee soo much!!!! LOLZ
I LIV near Albanee, NY - our winterz can B verry long — rite naow it feelz liek it will last forevr, but de end iz in site!
I wont see dese cute wudchucks for 5-6 weeks where I am…
I did luv italee — I keep de weather 4 Rome bookmrked on my newspaper website…
Wii haz a ceramic tyle dat say Hewoo cutz his own wood is twize warmed. Ha! Dey is warmed wen dey cutz it, stacks it, maeks it into kindling, hauls it inna hawse, bills fyre wif it, sits by it, hauls out de ashes, and sweeps up de mess. Oh, yeah.
alehkitteh
AlehKitteh - where do YOO liev?????
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a wodd chuck could chuck if a wood chuck couldchuck wood!!!
i r pwng
How much woood cood a woodchuk chuk if a woodchuk cood chuk yoo?
‘grats, sweepea!
such a sweet fing 2 say. (an wat a well-mannored Chuck!)
thnx. brb
comgradz awn yur wudchukkulz an nawt sekund.
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sadlee wen eye log awn 2 teh tybooteek eye fown awl mai cheep blik playtz wuz borkt an teh hoal playz am teh mezz!
wen eye am finisht sweipinz upp eye wheel C wut prezint mai B fownd 4 Yu.
Oh nooooooeeesss.
Nawt teh cheep blik platez!!!!
wut hapnd? We tooked stuf, but dint brake ennyfing.
nex tiem yu tex teh shelph brakkitz - fink ‘bowt teh kon C kwenziz!
twasnt moi. twas prolly LCB.
her kitteh, liam, was wreekin teh havok adn i fink she needed teh brakets to put stuff up outta da way.
oh, i fink dat’s a lot ob bull’.
no, i meenz a lot ob BULLS.
(inna C.C.)
tehy gotted board in teh China Shop, so dey fote deyed check out teh tybooteek.
(denn dey went to “Bertha’s Kitteh Booteak” (in teh Dales, ob coarse!))
pray ree ohmmm komp onion ref
FTW
Kereck! Back in teh day when Garrison Keeler wuz naught famous, an funnier, in my opin.
een dat cayz awl am 4 gibbun.
butt eef eye heerz frum LCB dat yu am fibbinz -
eye mai fink ov chaynjin teh lawx on teh Peerz Broznin rume at teh bak ov teh Tybooteek.
juss sayinz….
teh Tybooteek am ebbur X pandinz!!
ryt nao wii r wekin awn teh captin kirk salon at teh speshul re kwezt ov CH.
awl tayztz kayturd 4!
an *shhhh* abowt teh rume! mr mary O’ getz steemy eerz eye unnurstanz…
An - whut ar “steemy eerz?”
indeed!! PdB’s Possum Parlur am steel @ the plannin stayj.
am teh F X ov teh mystuh seen teh missuz gettinz goo goo I’s obur sum fella udder dan heem! an eye wood X pect wikki werka 2!
Butt awl reekweztz wheel B konsiddurd.
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an ’steemy eerz’ 4 doze hoo hab led yur sheltud lief
henz teh *hushhhumnezz* ov teh P.B rume. nuj nuj weenk weenk
sumtimes involves acshual steam coming outta da eers.
Gibbocat, yew will shirley spoil all uv us.
Wii will neber want r lives IRL enymore.
wii will just stay at ICHC ‘cuz all r needz r
met heer.
kittehz to snorgle
a possum parler,
cap’n kirk salon,
asperinz wif ‘enhancmentz’
Peerz Broznin rume,
not to menshun teh tyz!!
Iz dere enything yew don’t have?
he b ewezfool een the nawtee barn 2 halp wif teh yrunin..
ooops - dat commint wuz 4 mai wee.
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butt 4 cweenmj -
awl eye noe iz dat teh committmint ov teh tybooteek to kaytur 4 teh cheezpeepz am 4 mowzt an 4 awl an 4 N E wun 2!!11!!
wii am steel reefsurchin teh popyularittee poetenshul ov teh klingawn cabaray.
an teh lynk 2 WoW am d pendant awn mumrik die vuljin teh dayta.
sew mush 2 doo…
gibbocat, is u an insomniac?
I b thinking u b in teenytiny Ingerlund.
and it must b 2 or 3 in deh morning dere?
Ai noo it!!! Ai wuz rite!! LOLZ. Am so sorree ai dint send it.
Hmmmmm - this wud maek a wunderful storee. Sci fi type. Bin dun, sorta, maybee - but ai laik this wun. Where we ar awl awn lion - inna - what doo we akshullee call ICHC - an iz so nice - we just stay heer. Fur there iz a Pied Piper amongst us. . .enticing us to. . .
To be cont.
JCH4K –
soundzlike deh “twilite zone” duzn’t it??
Yes. Awnlee way beder. ai wish ai were a riter. Thiz cud bee reelee amazing. We alreddey hav a fanastic list ov characters. Hoo wud believe it???? In this instsance, fact iz indeed far stranjer than almoast ene fikshun at awl.
What a stranj lot of assorted peepl we hav heer. An awl frenz. Ar mystickal bond. So much heer fur sumwun to werk wif.
I am amazed at the diversity of the cast.
Artists, musicians, scientists, students,
children, parents, grandparents, blue collar,
white collar, & tee shirts.
All of us amazingly witty, charming, sly,
intelligent, warm-hearted, caring people.
In what other place would we have found
each other?
A vote fur Klingon cabber-ray heer!
Pleez yes!
ai know. Ai - ai feel so RITE heer. ai reelee luv mai IRL frenz - but heer - we awl understand eech otter awn a hole nuther level, seems to mee!
Sumwum - a wile bak - sumwun noo -wish ai cud remember hoo - sayed
“Wow!!! Ai hav found mai peepl. Ai am HOAM.” An that’s how ai feel.
I b thinking that dis langwidge wii speekz
b a speshull vershun uv teh lagwidge uv luv.
I noe it lookz like a phonetic bersion uv pidgin
‘engrish’. But it izn’t. i don’t b noing wut it iz.
But I noe I have speeked it be4 wiff ozzer
peepz. berry speshul peepz.
Ai know -it izznt. Ai think taht’s wai we get so troolee annoyed wehn teh #6 trolls com ansay - wai ar yoo tawking babee tawk - or - it wud bee just az funneh if yoo spoke playn ingerlish - an - do yoo think yoo ar being cyoot - an stuff liek that.
Becuz it iz NOT that.
You may notice taht menee peeopl -when tehy wish to bee serious oar otter tahn playful, will lapse into English. But Maus duz both - werkz fur him. But teh English speeking Maus izznt’ quie teh sayme as teh Lolcat speeking Maus.
An- of corse - much ov teh funnee iz waht we doo wif the werds themselves.
Cweenmj - go bak to “I iz cuter” awn 7 March. Ai had a long discussion wif Phillipe - sorta awn this subjekt. an much ov it wuz VERREEE funnee.
But ai must go to bed now - so gud nite. Ai enjoyed ar liddle tawk a lot~~
G’night Janet. I will check out i iz cuter.
Whut?? *earz purk up*
A ‘Peerz Broznin rume’???
*swoon*
Blargh…. ai em teh ded and gon to Tybooteek bak rume hebben….
“Tybooteek bak rume hebben”
Oh gibbocat!!! what hav yoo dun?????
We ar awl being. . .led. . down a path. . .
Teh pied piper haz cum to town.
And hiz name be Gibbocat.
He gibbingz us wuteber wii wantz.
And wii folloez weereber teh GibbingCat leedz.
Ohai - a possum parlor!? Wow - I needz ta see that!
Janet-wit-awl-teh-kittehs, I think I wuz teh wun hoo said I wuz hoem. Wuz just befoar wun uv teh hollydays when I wuld be off lien a whyl.
I will luk for it - I think it wuz on wun uv teh pix frum Nov 21 or mebbe Dec 21.
Hi, JCH4K - I fownd teh kwote abowt finding mah hoem on ICHC. Itz on Call teh Movin Compuny I ses, from Dec. 21. I tries to post teh linky:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/21/funny-pictures-call-da-movin-compuny/#comments
Hay, “sweepea” if that is ur reel puhseudonym, don’t let MaryO catch u sayin’ things like that and witnessing false bears about Liam. MaryO is his onnerary (and ornery) auntie and she would shirley remove *ur* brackets if she heered u talking trash about him and his mommeh.
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Hold on. Whut, Liam? No, put teh metal parts in that bin over there and teh nuts and bolts over in that one.
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Sorry. We is redecorating here.
alias sp