Comments on: abort! abort!

By: DragonRider

DragonRider — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:43:40 +0000

Wun smal stepz fo’ spider…
Wun giant NOM fo’ araknid-kind!
.
“Huston, we haz LOL.”
.
Teh next movee in teh Flies Saga: Teh Grate Beasties Returnz!
.
I canz go on aaaaaall dai wif thees joks!

By: Rydia

Rydia — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:14:40 +0000

EATS SPACE SHUTTLES, OF COURSE!!!

By: Aleksandr

Aleksandr — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:30:41 +0000

OM NOM NOM NOM

By: tmacandcheese

tmacandcheese — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:47:01 +0000

cnt tellz if ze spydr iz photadran in or if iz a tevalizion wif spydr on itz

iz ztll LOLish

By: twitch.

twitch. — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:20:19 +0000

lolshuttle

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:33:24 +0000

Coming dis summa… Teh sequel to snakes on a plane!

By: Cory

Cory — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:12:14 +0000

Battlestar Galactica! iz tv show, u shud watch it. iz awesome!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:40:01 +0000

Oh, deer, grey kitten. wii r soooooo sry.
ur rite, der iz no kitteh heer,
but lotz of peeplez found humor.
I am not shur y u think teh space shuttle shud not b seen and shud destroyed wif (or eben wifout) prejuedishes. U haz a fude wif NASA?
I haz a phobia 2. I haz a grate feer uv peeps hoo b wanting to control uzzer peeps. howeber, I do not try to telling them wut 2 do. I usually just ignoring
dem. But I make an excepshun 4 u. I telling u: go wai.

By: Grey Kitten

Grey Kitten — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:08:01 +0000

Why is this horrible picture here?

Contains cat = FAIL

Contains humor = FAIL

Contains things which should never be seen, and should be destroyed with extreme prejudice = I plead the 5th.

2nd most common phobia in the world = offensive to most people.

By: Sareya

Sareya — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:20:37 +0000

Iz not Cylon, iz Shadow vessel! (B5 > BSG)

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:04:44 +0000

I can has Ed Wood?

By: McGehee

McGehee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:35:18 +0000

Tehre arnt evah anee loltrollz, iz tehre? Wondah wye?

By: KimmerKC

KimmerKC — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:38:06 +0000

Please ’splain. BSG?

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:14:55 +0000

Postcard from Shelob:

Ohai, Snaga,
Dis wut I did on mah Flolorida vacashum. Teh fud is nommy but teh packidging not so grate, ackshully.
I be bak at teh cave in 2 wks.
S.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:59:02 +0000

Patrick – ai need teh link to yur blog. Ai thot ai had it bukmarked, but ai can’t find it.
Thankz.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:56:21 +0000

Charlolton Heston reealyz him stil awn Planit ob teh Spydurs…

“U maynee-arachs! U bloo it up! Dam u! Dam u awl 2 Nawt-So-Nys-Playc!”

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:45:32 +0000

Wuz wundurin if ehneewun els wud fink uv dat.

“Wut teh ‘I” stanz fr?”

“‘I em sew ashaymd’.”

By: somuchlove

somuchlove — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:32:07 +0000

do NOT want. muss nabigayte awaeye from paige… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

By: somuchlove

somuchlove — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:25:17 +0000

fohbeeya – i haz it.

*shudder***

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:45:14 +0000

IT DUZZUN’T HAff TOO BE A CAT U RASSIN FRASSIN SCHNASSIN TOILET MOUTHED BUTTPAIN JURKFACED TROLL!!!

*Donkee’s face turns crimson… Leaps into teh air and makes rapid fire donkee kicks in trolls direction! *

Go crawl back unner ur bridj an stay dere till u starts too smell!

By: Cory

Cory — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:44:42 +0000

i lol’d moar at da BSG comment den da aktshual pic!

By: CheshireCat

CheshireCat — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:40:03 +0000

Capricorn One — the sequel.

By: Laurel

Laurel — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:10:21 +0000

Apollo 9 Lunar Module wuz named Spider. Wuz flown in 1969. It not look liek dis spider tho.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:36:46 +0000

Announcer [on movie soundtrack]: The giant preying mantis was shot down over New Jersey.
Tom Servo: Thereby improving TWO things!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:34:02 +0000

Hoo’s that trip trapping uponz mai bridge?

By: McGehee

McGehee — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:24:41 +0000

lolspider, lolspider, does whatever a lolspider does…

…what does a lolspider do, anyway?

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:10:12 +0000

we will when you will, troll.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:08:21 +0000

♫ where wur teh spiedurz when teh flyz tried to brek r harblz♫

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:57:20 +0000

dis am teh spydur taht S kaypt frum teh bafftub fred!!
eye awlwaiz hab hewj spydurz in mai tub!!
but happilee noe shuttulz – az tehy wud leev naztee skorch mawx rown teh plug-hoal!!

By: boom

boom — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:54:31 +0000

hay be nise. wee iz habin fun, doan be mean.
make yr own LOLs and mebbe wee can looks at dem den. K?

By: boom

boom — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:44:53 +0000

hairy potty ref FTW!!!!11!!!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:37:21 +0000

If I wuz bad, horribibble, EEEEeeevil, not very nice, person, I wud say get yr housemate or co-worker to look at picture, then very gently touch the back of his neck.

Good thing I’m too nice to ever suggest such an awful thing!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:35:07 +0000

“Ev… Have you been hittin the booze again?”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:33:49 +0000

Iz frum Simpsons ep where Homer iz astronaut. Ants xcape from ant farm an look reel big on camera lens. Kent Brokman finks they taking over an sez, I for wun welcome our new insect overlords.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:30:19 +0000

ratz, dis wun not on mah binglol card today.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:28:22 +0000

i iz in az too. in dayliet savins time we iz teh saym az pafisic tiem. so iz eestern tiem minus 3 howrs.

(hafsta knoe dis for teh teebee showz, wen tehy are on)

By: Geminate

Geminate — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:00:31 +0000

What the hell, this isn’t a cat, stop posting shit.

By: Skimmie

Skimmie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:51:00 +0000

3…….2……..1…….TICK OFF!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:47:32 +0000

Ai yam wib yoo on dis DavecanhasDrTinycat!!
Mai dawter played wib a s.p.i.d.e.r. awl frew a meetin wib teh doctor todai.Ugghh.She tryed to put it awn me!!1!Arrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh…..!
DO NOT WANT.EBBER!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:35:18 +0000

it WERKS! fanks evvur so much!
wish ai cud stay and plai… but it’s tyme for me to leev werk and ai hav no intertubes as home rite nao….

*whispers*
maybee tomorrow u can show me teh devvil face….

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:33:08 +0000

Oo, fanks you!
No we haf nawt met, but ai am pleesed to meet u nao! I am sorta noo… ai have wanted 2 ask hao to du that but nawt wanted to intu- inti, ….butt in on conversayshun… ai hav seen u maek manee fun faces! blushee and teh devvil face… ai triez now:

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:07:29 +0000

Till u gets to teh end. Den it gets kinda slow an sad. Gud pome, tho. Fanks, Ambercat

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:05:00 +0000

eeder dat or it’s teh cause of teh Whirled Wyde Web

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:02:45 +0000

funny! yoo iz rite, 2. I redd teh udder day that Daylite Sabing Thymne hasn’t sabbed ennyfing–’lektrik billz, or udder stuffs.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:59:30 +0000

Gaaah! Spidies!! We hate dems precious! We hates dems forever!!!

By: karen

karen — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:59:15 +0000

i do not welkum teh spydr overlordz……i spends 2 muches tiem on teh web nao!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:58:21 +0000

A hole noo consept!! D

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:57:24 +0000

*whispurrs* Hai, leeza-b. Ai don’t think we’ve formallee met. Nice to cee you. Ai wanted to say – if yoo wants to do teh blushee face – do this : oops : an taek out the spayces.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:44:58 +0000

tank yew Mr. Webhampster.
Wii apprechiates ur attenshun tew deh detailz.
.
**mumblez to self: i iz in az. taht’s mountin time.
**mumblez: so 2:28 eestern minus 2 hrs iz 12:28;
**mumblez: but az duzn’t switch to daylite timez (ai wunderz y?)
**mumblez: so enyway dew i addz anuzzer hr? aor subtrakt an anuzzer hr?
**mumblez: i so confuzled.
**mumblez: hoo thot up this daelite savingz crap ennywae?
**mumblez: when sun cumz up — it’s daelite
**mumblez: when sun goez down — it’s dark.
**mumblez: yew can’t save daelite.
**mumblez: can’t put it in a jar.
**mumblez: can’t put it in a vault.
**walkz off still mumbling.

By: Jessarakitty

Jessarakitty — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:38:40 +0000

Ai will trai 2 stai up 4 de lawnsch. Nite lawnsches ar MOZT spka -spelk -amayzin. Teh hoal skai lytez up, den SHOOM! goez shuttl. Frum heer we canz wats- wazch -see dem foar abowt ten minutesez. Ai will chek foar teh spyydurzez… do not want, awlso!