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Ai gibz U mai puurrrmishun
’spesheealee if ur oppenin dat kan ob gushie fud
An moast hartfelt conga ratz to yoo, GeeNeeZcatz, fur landing awn awl four paws awn the top spot!!!
Since is a SLOOOO Sundai morning – wif nawt menee peepl up an about yet – purrphaps wee cud hav a “Come as yoo ar” brunch again?
That way, peepl can just wander in -(drest in whatebber – BUT DON’T FURGET TO SAY!!) an hav sum nice cawfee oar juice – an sum yummee morning treets.
Ai’ll start!!
Ai’m still in mai floofee bloo an whyte robe cuz it’s still purtee cold.
An ai’ll bee brewing sum freshlee ground Hochland cawfee (frum Stuttgart), “Indio” roast – an using mai French press – cuz ai thinks it taystes a lieddle bedder. An creeem, ov corse – wif demara shugar, or cubes – or Spenda iv taht iz yur choice.
An ai’l bring hawt wholegrain toast wif creem cheez an hoammaed graype jam.
cawfee, plz? mebbe sum cafay o lay?
eyes up janet. eyes at wurk noa. eyes wearing khaki pants and green shirt. eyed like sum breakkie. eye bring donots for all! eye can has hawt chokklit wif them? kthx
Mais oui, punkin!!
merci beau cup!
Gud morning!! {{GeeNeeZcatz}} {{JCH4K}}
I b thinking I will bringing the home fried taterz wif
deh onionz and deh bell pepperz and deh mushroooomz.
Mebbee trow deh bitz uv sausidges in der 2.
i b hoping u don’t mind, i b cooking in mai jammiez and
floofy pink robe, wif deh matching pink slippurrz 2.
But I promise i not getting eny uv the pink floof in deh foodz.
ooohh, tankz fer deh coffee n toast wif jam, JCH4K!!
Home jamz is teh bestest.
O hai. I is warin’ bloo jeens and a long sleev olive green t-shirt wif a v-neck. I is also warin a orinj stripey kitteh – Kid Liam is being a little boi rite now and climed into mah arms for a nap.
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I brang some zookeeny keesh and a bottomless pitcher of mimosas.
And then go buy me a goose, my good man!
(Scrooge)
Pardun me, do yoo has sum gray poop-on?
*gud wun, Daisy – wish ai tot ob dat – da kitteh duz luk a bit snuutie!*
i haz nebber unnerstood wai grey poop-on iz konsiderd snuuty awr a lugzhury. az far az i kin tell, itz mass-prodyoosed, an abaylabl in beeg grossery stoarz at a affordable pryse. iz i missin sumfin?
Yes – just a liddle. It wuz in teh commershuls – sum tiem ago. Ai can’t member zactlee whut – but it wuz implyed that teh peepl wif “class” wud awnlee uze teh grey poop awn.
ah, i see. fank yu jch4k!
*wanderz off tu youtyoob to watch grey poop-on komershul*
I purrfers teh mayohnase on my sammiches. Tuna and mayohnase.
Az I rekalls, orijinal kommershul had Rolls Royce stopped at red lite. Other Rolls Royce pulls up in next lane. Passenjer taps out window an asks, “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
I fink the I.D. wuz spozed to be that Grey Poupon wuz so good that people wif refined tastes hoo could afford anything they wanted, liked it teh best… or sumfing like that.
At least 2 cartunes made fun of kommershul. 1 had the Rolls Royces at the stoplite, but asked, “Pardon me, do you have any cheap, yellow, supermarket mustard?” Other 1 had orijinal kwestion, but instead of Rolls Royces, wuz 2 street peeps wif shopping carts, laffing at how stoopy the kwestion wuz (maybe unpeeceful, but I fink making fun of snobby kommershul, not street folks).
Purr-sonally, I fink Grey Poupon iz OK, but not all that much better (or different) from any other mustard in supermarket.
In Cleveland we has “Stadium mustard”. Prefurred to grey poop-on and zingy delux on cheezburger.
Ai prayz furrventlee 2 CeelinCat on dis nawt Caturdai mornin
u sais i can has teh cheezburger if i gives u sum peepl munnies?
I can has filet mignon?
…knot dat Eye lystining but Eye noze et mayks choo feelz betterer.
LOLZ!!! Mai furst reel LOL ov teh morning!!! Thanks, lourdesmont!!
An – did ebreewun remember to moove teh klocks forward?????
OOoopsie. USA peepl awnlee, ov corse. Ai espect ebreewun else can leeve thier klocks just as they are!!
noep, most of teh kanada too
Ahhh…!!! You’re language gives me headaches! But I love your lol cats!
Butt its LOTSA fun fur us!!! Ar languij, ai meen. LOLcats ar nyce, too!!!
Egg-zell-int!!!
(in Mistur Burnz voyce frum teh Simsonz)
Purrhaps YOU would care to has cheeseburger from mai syndicate.
Old lolcat iz old?
No, moar liek, classic lolcat iz classic. :3
Gud wun, AP!! “Classic” iz LOLZ!!
Aww thats soo cute!
Touch nothing but the lamp.
Mwahahahahaha!!! : )
DAT’s wut itz frum! I cud heer teh kwote in mi hed, in teh deep, deep voyse, but I kud not for teh lyf of me remember wut it was FRUM!
TANK oo!
i’z in a grey swetshirt n brite pink jammiepantz. N fluffy purple soks. Eeting otemeel. Not bery egsiting, but dat’s okay sumtymz.
Ariel iz still heer wif me, hazn’t left for teh brij quite yet. Miraklz are okay sumtymz, too.
Ltez heer it fur teh mirakulz!! YAY!!!
Hewmin haz menshunnd
summfeeng purtinnent 2 t3h
Kitteh’z inturresstz
Summfeeng abowtz ‘Fud
4 Bakkyardz Barr-beez-kyoo’ dat
spawrkkz Kitteh’s tayst budz
Chikkun iz gud! Stayk
iz bettah!! Cheezburgrz amz
at Tawp Ubz the list!!!
Shood Kitteh tellz himz
frendz? It’z hawrd 2 beez sneekee
wiff a Charcole grill!
Jack.
Mah indiffrenz…
…let me show you it.
Dubbill U See Feeldz
Kitteh habz Str8 Flush uddurr
Kitteh duz nawt habz
Kitteh awllso luukz
lyke Lansee Howurrd in ‘T3h
Sinnsinnattee Kid’
Eever way, Kitteh
iz in ‘T3h Catt Burd Seet’ andz
woan’tz neegosheeayt
Jack.
Oh – JackJackJackJackJACK!! Too wunnerful wun awn wun dai!! Thanka.
*smoootch*
YAY foar Jack tew awsum poetrumz!
No, Mr. Bunny… I expect you to die.
Let me make you an offer you can’t refuse…
Mek dem an offur
…
Dey kant refuzz
g-ma is dat u!?
Proceed… like THIS???…
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF053-Angels_Caught.jpg
They hav kartoons of Nawti Barn!!
OMG IZ MR PIMP!!11
Plz to help me lvl in hobowarz?!
Puttin’ on the ritz
Mr. Burns Cat
releases teh houndz
Smithers, show them yr poynty ends.
Mien AWWWWWLLLLLL mien.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ai fink derz a troll affer me…eidder dat oar sumwun doesnt lik me at awl….abberywher ai goes….ai be followeded by sum wun hoo is low burgering me…….
ai iz a nise pusun……why sumwun be meesssin wiff me?
u iz nayss, Salleh- we noes dat- donnut bother yer hed wif teh trohlss- tehy R sad and teh pleh!
No, reely… proceed. I donut need reeding glasses. I kan reed the paje just fine. Just (let me holds it a lil fur-ther awai)… just fine, I tells ya.
cute and funny
Okay, dis meh 1st post, I’m sure to mezz up the speak…
Dis pic made me lol teh most all weekend. Iz goin on meh wallpaper.
o hai, carrie, yur lolspeek iz fiyn. onlee way to mezz it upz iz to sae, “don’t you people know how to spell??!?” or sumfin meen an no fun liek dat. uvverwiez, anyfing goze!
proceed on your way to oblivion
eksykyoot order siksti-siks…
Purrito appruvul. Just wot ai needz fur BUNday!
( with kreeky old voice)
“..and nao, yung Skywalker…”
Nawt after fashun of tainee bebbeh kittehs, but dis gai is full of cyootness and win!!11!!
I like this one a lot. Most amusing.
William F. Buckley cat will nao expound on teh true meaning of “conservative.”
hay, dis wuz stolended, i seen dis long time agoez, i hopez sum1 iznt tryinz to git credet fer dis if it nawt derz!
Well well. This is one of the few pictures on here that has good grammar as well as being funny! Jolly good. Jolly good.
wayt a sec, wayt a sec..
i’z guna sneez
he amuses me… off with his head!
Meh iz purrrralizing ju!