Comments on: oh hai…

By: cornycakes

cornycakes — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:17:30 +0000

finnally som1 who understands if u dont want to be eatten & dont want to eat somthan else we should get along =/

By: lolcatlover10

lolcatlover10 — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:23:16 +0000

hmm…. Mabey u need to c Dr. Smallkitteh, Cause ov corse he gona eat u if u do.Really i tink abo tigurs and dey look cute but…. De CAN kill U if u disturbe dem.

By: DragonRider

DragonRider — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:48:57 +0000

Ai rubz.
*rubrubrub teh tyger tummeh*
Nao, we can maik a sirkus shoa.
*teeches tyger ta hoppityhop threw circuls 4 cheezburgers*

By: 1morenintendofan

1morenintendofan — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:24:57 +0000

Das ok, maybe later i rub de tummeh.

By: JB

JB — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:55:38 +0000

tiger skin rug – ur doin it rong

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:04:22 +0000

him wunt u as a snak

By: Bill

Bill — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:57:24 +0000

I want you as a pet

By: Jessarakitty

Jessarakitty — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:03:08 +0000

..Ai finly fownd teh PURFEKT pome: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-tiger-2/ Betr layt tahn neber?

By: tiger

tiger — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:58:27 +0000

what is that language? How can I get my tummy rubbed

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:52:32 +0000

…in the Nawty Barn.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:51:33 +0000

to be singed to the toon ov, “Big Bad Bill iz Sweet William Now”?

By: fozboot

fozboot — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:46:14 +0000

Strauss Rosenkavalier last act (but in formal construction)

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:27:37 +0000

Describe what you see;
This world is defined by sight.
Haiku is easy.

Describe what you hear;
This world is raptured by sound.
Haiku is easy.

Describe what you touch;
This world is embraced by space.
Haiku is easy.

Describe what you taste;
This world is so succulent.
Haiku is easy.

Describe what you smell;
This world is imbued with scent.
Haiku is easy.

Describe what you love;
This world is the source of it.
Haiku is easy.

fifi rockefeller

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:15:36 +0000

Eets funneh dat yu were tawlkin abowt spleens…. ai wuz teh stoopy an mai frend exsplayned jus yestidday bowt teh spleen. Her sun’s surgeon-gai tol her dat yur spleen iz teh moar important when yu beez leetle, cuz eet helps wif teh immyune system… but yu kin du wiffowt eet, if yu hafftu, exspeshully when yu gits oalder…

(her son iz habbin surgery soon, an hims spleen is ‘misplayced’, dat why dey were tawkin ’bout eet – in cayse tehy hafta remoob eet…)

By: greasycat

greasycat — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:05:21 +0000

We’ll be back, after this word from Mutual of Omaha.

By: keykat

keykat — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:04:24 +0000

Dat be one-minute musical caommercial two. Bees Tony I tink.

By: Dana T

Dana T — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:44:34 +0000

Totally! (srsly)

By: Bloostokking

Bloostokking — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:40:13 +0000

My ansurr dependz *verri* much on whethur tygur wantz hiz tummi rubbed frum owtsyde…or insyde!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:01:49 +0000

i dun wanna kil em
i dun wannem 2 kil mii
Can’t we all just get along?
im gonna go take a shower

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:01:07 +0000

da purpoz ov da zpleean iz foar rupshor. dat whut it doz. yep.

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:54:47 +0000

yay! i lubbin teh C&H snowmens!!
i gib u a laurel & hardy conga rat shoe lacings

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:51:18 +0000

wate! wate!
iz gettin n2 mai chane-male armoror
den i b gibbin u tummy rubbinz

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:38:09 +0000

Oh, good. I has teh oppurtinitee too comment now.

See, I has always talked propur up until teh last few yeers. i
was generallee hated fur it, espeshullee in grade school. I nebbur
understood whai sumwun wud bee treeted wiff disrespect fur being
smart or speaking properly.

Wun stoopee gurl dat I wuz nebbur rude too got mad at mee wun
day and invited me too allow her to shove a pensil up mah nose.
Tryin to make light, I sed, dat wud be a difficult task. SHE SPIT
ON ME.

I LIKE to say, This is she. But I noe lots ub peepuls are ignorant
ub dat beein currect (LIke saying sumwun was hanged.) So over
teh yeers I has sadlee gibbin in and say stuffs like teh majority.

SO wen I sed “Who talks like dat?” it was not meening it bee crazy,
it meant, most peepul don’t and that that is How THEY feel, not me.

Gettit?

By: Dana T

Dana T — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:40:11 +0000

O HAI roodyzmom! That wuz funnest day. Thinks maybee Diablo and
Simba, who are mos def hyoog kittehs of few, but LOUD werds, want be on ICHC.
Maybee next dai or too. Gots to digg out sankchewery from wai too much
snows tmorrw. Blargh. Srsly. Gyant kittehs are fine tho. I wil snorgle all
the kittehs what are sayfe to snorgle for evry1.

By: Tukkz'z moma

Tukkz'z moma — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:47:35 +0000

ooooo, snorglin’ teenee tynee kewgrrr bellee? Ooo, I so happee tu hab mi CHRG (wdoi). DO WANT. CANNOT HAVE. Butt noes wehre derz tuxedo kittehs, kbai naow

By: MishMel

MishMel — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:31:42 +0000

nice 2 no mai luna kitteh and his big stripey cousin sleep the same way. nao i no why luna always noms me, he thinks hes a tyger.

By: Laurel

Laurel — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:53:12 +0000

Iz picture of Hobbes! He iz waitin 4 Calvin to come and build snowmens with him! Or maybe he’s just gots thrown off sled when Calvin went 2 fast down teh hill again.

By: Roody's Mom

Roody's Mom — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:47:22 +0000

Dana is mai frend. Wunc wen we bisited, she ‘lowd me tu snorglz tynee kewgrrr bellee! Bery speshul wunc in lyftym speryence onlee foar speshul xcepshun. Remembrz taht big kittehs nawt sayf lyke littel kittehs, so jenrl publik nawt ‘lowd tu du tihs.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:45:34 +0000

uh…
u can has tummy rub
as long as u promise to
no flavr test on me
…& no noms !!!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:14:05 +0000

ohai Dana,
i think i saw yew say sumfings about teh sanchewary sumwheres else; maybe CO? it luks so cool, and yew has a great job. yew wud hab a big line uv customers if yew eber sold snorgling pribleges fer teh tineest tygers.
keeps up teh gud werk.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:09:47 +0000

ackshooaly, sum tigers lib in sy-beer-ia
tehy thinks that snow has much win and awesum
but
maybe
sumtimes
tehy do miss teh jungle

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:55:04 +0000

ai rollz in teh sno. ai wuntz tew bee wiet tigger!

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:45:33 +0000

I will gladly gib a bely rub in xchanj 4 a cuple kute tiggger cubbys. What say?

By: Tukkz'z moma

Tukkz'z moma — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:23:35 +0000

*heddesk*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:56:06 +0000

Lolconic: adj. Describes big jungel kittehs what has not many commints to say on ICHC.

By: sangrail

sangrail — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:54:45 +0000

Hai Dana. Ai juss luks at ur site an u iz indeed a pawtuneate purrsun.

By: jeepster

jeepster — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:51:35 +0000

Thanx Dana T for link! Maybe Diablo and Simba hav sum commintz for ICHC.
They be funnee even if lac.. lako..big cats of few wordz.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:36:02 +0000

Few yeers bak, I worked for surjens in teeching hosp. Yu kan live wif part or all of yr spleen missing — in fak, yu kan hav it surgikally removed — but I fink yu will prolly has impaired immune function an problems wif red blud cells.

By: Kate

Kate — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:16:47 +0000

It’s a trap.

By: Minde

Minde — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:07:18 +0000

Hay, hao I get here? Wher mai jungel?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:52:55 +0000

Jungle Cat
suddenly find himslef
upsyde down in rong hemispheer

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:48:50 +0000

Mai gudness, fifi r, yoo rite in haiku’s wiffout eben knowing it????

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:45:42 +0000

*sigh* shudda been “it is ai” up there awn the fifth lion.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:44:50 +0000

OK – awl iz furgibben. Ai think yoo musta missed it. Ai know yoo ar verree bizzy an can’t reed ebreething.

A while bak – Kathleen had a LOOOOONG post about using ai – as in “it it ai,” saying HOO wud doo such a thing – an so awn. an ai said – Ai do. Becuz ai do. I even answer the telephone – they say – Is that Janet? Ai say – Yes, it iz ai. Oar, iff strnjers – “yes, this is she.” When ai call peeple ai say – Oh hai. It iz ai, Janet.

An yes – peepl SUMtimes remark or giggle or. . . at leest tehy alwaiz know that it iz reelee an troolee – ai.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:34:23 +0000

*blush*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:32:28 +0000

AI think yoo ar as gud as they were ene day!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:30:17 +0000

OMG, peeps!

http://www.plime.com/television/l/53591/1/#q1

I wuz all “EEEEEEEEE” til I got to da end, den I wuz “Awwww”

Yooz guyz in TeenyTinyIngerlind is da lukee! Mebbee wun uv yooz kin Teevo it an we kin “steal” it? Unless we kin get sum channel heer to carree it!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An I tink TC iz Vetinari……

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:28:58 +0000

I’m still all “????”.
.
I was LOLing up teh title. I thinked “Teh King and Me” was teh funnyer than “Teh King and I”.
.
FWIW, other than looking in on teh PROCEED pic, I hasn’t looked in on or writed any commintz since Friday’s TMI pic. (whare I writed 2 songs, BTW.)

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:26:07 +0000

Ya, I tink it stors eckstra blud cells, R mayks dem R sumpin….

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:25:09 +0000

I didz teh ComedySportz. I was never part of teh mane troope. I was on teh farm teem.
.
Teh “not reddy for teh not reddy for prime time players”