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tummy rub plz?

no no… i not goan eet u. doan be skared.

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  1. Only if u promise not to rub mah tummy wif ur pointy ends after.

    • Missy says:

      Congtats LOLCB…kan we dans tewgethur tew Eye of the Tyggur and spreng forwurd?

      • Congrats 2 u 2, Missy! I danse but I not has much spring in mah step.
        .
        I is often forward, tho.

        • Missy says:

          Mebbe we just rowl on grownd in sno liek big kitteh, tehn?
          *rowl, rowl, rowl….mmmmm…rowl….zzzzzzzzzzzz*

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Oar – we cud just march arownd teh ruum singing “Hold taht Tyger.” Wurds ar reelee eezee – an marching – prittee eezee too!!

          *marches * *sings – loudlee*
          HOLD THAT TYGUR!
          HOLD THAT TYGUR!
          HOLD THAT TYGUR! Etc, etc, etc. (Quote frum a mewsikul – up fur grabs)

          • Funny u should say, J4K. I is watching “Gladiator” rite now. Just saw seen whare teh Rustle Crow is playin’ wif teh tygrrrs in teh Canuseeum.
            .
            Not so grate for teh tygrrrs, actually.

          • Oh, and “Teh King and Me” ref, FTW!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Too eezee???? *snikur*

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                ummmm lbc – ar yoo maekin fun ov mee???? Ai suspeks a liddle pwn there.

                • ????
                  .
                  Why I would make fun of u, J4K?
                  .
                  I would steel ur valyoobuls maybe but I never make teh fun of a fren!

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Teh King an “Me.” Ar yoo SHUR LBC??? Coincidence. . .ai think nawt!!!

                    • I’m still all “????”.
                      .
                      I was LOLing up teh title. I thinked “Teh King and Me” was teh funnyer than “Teh King and I”.
                      .
                      FWIW, other than looking in on teh PROCEED pic, I hasn’t looked in on or writed any commintz since Friday’s TMI pic. (whare I writed 2 songs, BTW.)

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      OK – awl iz furgibben. Ai think yoo musta missed it. Ai know yoo ar verree bizzy an can’t reed ebreething.

                      A while bak – Kathleen had a LOOOOONG post about using ai – as in “it it ai,” saying HOO wud doo such a thing – an so awn. an ai said – Ai do. Becuz ai do. I even answer the telephone – they say – Is that Janet? Ai say – Yes, it iz ai. Oar, iff strnjers – “yes, this is she.” When ai call peeple ai say – Oh hai. It iz ai, Janet.

                      An yes – peepl SUMtimes remark or giggle or. . . at leest tehy alwaiz know that it iz reelee an troolee – ai.

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        *sigh* shudda been “it is ai” up there awn the fifth lion.

                      • kafleen says:

                        Oh, good. I has teh oppurtinitee too comment now.

                        See, I has always talked propur up until teh last few yeers. i
                        was generallee hated fur it, espeshullee in grade school. I nebbur
                        understood whai sumwun wud bee treeted wiff disrespect fur being
                        smart or speaking properly.

                        Wun stoopee gurl dat I wuz nebbur rude too got mad at mee wun
                        day and invited me too allow her to shove a pensil up mah nose.
                        Tryin to make light, I sed, dat wud be a difficult task. SHE SPIT
                        ON ME.

                        I LIKE to say, This is she. But I noe lots ub peepuls are ignorant
                        ub dat beein currect (LIke saying sumwun was hanged.) So over
                        teh yeers I has sadlee gibbin in and say stuffs like teh majority.

                        SO wen I sed “Who talks like dat?” it was not meening it bee crazy,
                        it meant, most peepul don’t and that that is How THEY feel, not me.

                        Gettit? :)

          • keykat says:

            Dat be one-minute musical caommercial two. Bees Tony I tink.

  2. Missy says:

    Make Ty-grrrrr into ty-purrrrr

  3. I rubs ur tummy just as soon as I puts on this soot of armer.

  4. KraftR says:

    no, relly. I harmless kitteh….

  5. Jack Deth says:

    Hobbz habz an itch himz
    cannawt skratch. Iz shurr dat sum
    Hewmin willz awblyjj

    Calvin myte getz ‘Spayss
    Man Spiff’ 2 duz it. ‘Spiff’ iz
    brayv Soopah Heero

    Kittehz awll wantz sum
    Tummee Rubz. No matturr howz
    beeg andz strawng dayz arz :-)

    Jack.

    • Jessarakitty says:

      Duz tygrrr do teh kik-kik-kik wif bak leg when u rubz dey tummeh? Needz, or wantz to no, I haz it.

      • Dana T says:

        Tygerz no kickkickkick lyke dogs when belleez rubbed. Kick like bunnehs tho. Must be ver ver carefulz and onlee rubz tiny tygerz belleez.

        • Jessarakitty says:

          Fanks Dana T! Hao duz u no abowt tiny tygrrrz?

          • Dana T says:

            I’m the mostest lucky person on the planet – I work here: (I’m a volunteer and do the website and some of the photography for the website).
            http://www.bearcreeksanctuary.com/

            We have 100 animals, and foster raise tiger cubs for other facilities. We currently have 16 adult Siberian tigers and 4 white Bengal cubs that we’re foster raising. And a bizillion other big guys! Go see!

            • jeepster says:

              Thanx Dana T for link! Maybe Diablo and Simba hav sum commintz for ICHC.
              They be funnee even if lac.. lako..big cats of few wordz.

            • sangrail says:

              Hai Dana. Ai juss luks at ur site an u iz indeed a pawtuneate purrsun.

            • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

              ohai Dana,
              i think i saw yew say sumfings about teh sanchewary sumwheres else; maybe CO? it luks so cool, and yew has a great job. yew wud hab a big line uv customers if yew eber sold snorgling pribleges fer teh tineest tygers.
              keeps up teh gud werk.

              • Roody's Mom says:

                Dana is mai frend. Wunc wen we bisited, she ‘lowd me tu snorglz tynee kewgrrr bellee! Bery speshul wunc in lyftym speryence onlee foar speshul xcepshun. Remembrz taht big kittehs nawt sayf lyke littel kittehs, so jenrl publik nawt ‘lowd tu du tihs.

                • Tukkz'z moma says:

                  ooooo, snorglin’ teenee tynee kewgrrr bellee? Ooo, I so happee tu hab mi CHRG (wdoi). DO WANT. CANNOT HAVE. :( Butt noes wehre derz tuxedo kittehs, kbai naow :)

                  • Dana T says:

                    O HAI roodyzmom! That wuz funnest day. Thinks maybee Diablo and
                    Simba, who are mos def hyoog kittehs of few, but LOUD werds, want be on ICHC.
                    Maybee next dai or too. Gots to digg out sankchewery from wai too much
                    snows tmorrw. Blargh. Srsly. Gyant kittehs are fine tho. I wil snorgle all
                    the kittehs what are sayfe to snorgle for evry1.

  6. Being King of the Jungle, ur doin it wrong

  7. meg says:

    awwweeh beeg kitteh ! me wans snorgl!

  8. rodney dill says:

    While Stanley wrestles the wild bengal tiger, Marlin and I achieve nirvana with Marcel the indian boy.

  9. sally! says:

    IT’s a trp, dat kitteh is not harmless, is look to get his cake and eats it too, (Or his belleh rub, and eats you too),
    BUt oh what I would do to snoooooorgle that belleh with muh face.

  10. Kitteh sleepin’ on hiz brane,
    gently drreaming of the sno-flakes fallin’ down . . .

    *and wishing you were HERE*

    • Ohai –
      I could have done that as a a haiku, couldn’t I?

      Kitteh sleeping on
      hiz brane; sno-flakes falling down.
      Wishing you were HERE.

      Coffee kicked in – I’m more alert now.
      Coffee; the other legal drug.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        :shock: Mai gudness, fifi r, yoo rite in haiku’s wiffout eben knowing it????

        • Describe what you see;
          This world is defined by sight.
          Haiku is easy.

          Describe what you hear;
          This world is raptured by sound.
          Haiku is easy.

          Describe what you touch;
          This world is embraced by space.
          Haiku is easy.

          Describe what you taste;
          This world is so succulent.
          Haiku is easy.

          Describe what you smell;
          This world is imbued with scent.
          Haiku is easy.

          Describe what you love;
          This world is the source of it.
          Haiku is easy.

          fifi rockefeller

  11. FXSmom says:

    uh yeah…iz get bak wid u on dat K?

  12. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    Tiger Tiger Revisited
    Gorden J.L. Ramel

    Tiger tiger fading fast
    in the shadow we have cast.
    What brave law or business deal
    Can they future’s safety seal?

    What the future, what the hope
    that human kind may learn to cope
    with life and maintenance of breath
    without this need of needless death.

    In what sulfurous cauldron groans
    the mind that lives to sell your bones;
    and in what moral poverty
    live those who take thy life from thee?

    What the learning, what the thought
    values a life like yours at naught,
    in what science or machine
    can beauty such as yours be seen?

    Who did he hate who sowed the seed
    of human ignorance and greed;
    and can he smile our work to see
    as we who killed the Lamb kill thee.

    Tiger tiger fading fast
    from the present to the past.
    How can mere humanity
    So quickly still thy majesty?

    • BamaHern says:

      i dun wanna kil em
      i dun wannem 2 kil mii
      Can’t we all just get along?
      im gonna go take a shower

      • cornycakes says:

        finnally som1 who understands if u dont want to be eatten & dont want to eat somthan else we should get along =/

  13. onceajinx says:

    OMG, peeps!

    http://www.plime.com/television/l/53591/1/#q1

    I wuz all “EEEEEEEEE” til I got to da end, den I wuz “Awwww” :-(

    Yooz guyz in TeenyTinyIngerlind is da lukee! Mebbee wun uv yooz kin Teevo it an we kin “steal” it? Unless we kin get sum channel heer to carree it!!!

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    An I tink TC iz Vetinari……

  14. catalogical humor says:

    Jungle Cat
    suddenly find himslef
    upsyde down in rong hemispheer

  15. Kate says:

    It’s a trap.

  16. VIRZAN TILLWEED says:

    I will gladly gib a bely rub in xchanj 4 a cuple kute tiggger cubbys. What say?

  17. no 1 in particular says:

    ai rollz in teh sno. ai wuntz tew bee wiet tigger!

  18. catalogical humor says:

    uh…
    u can has tummy rub
    as long as u promise to
    no flavr test on me
    …& no noms !!!

  19. Laurel says:

    Iz picture of Hobbes! He iz waitin 4 Calvin to come and build snowmens with him! Or maybe he’s just gots thrown off sled when Calvin went 2 fast down teh hill again.

  20. MishMel says:

    nice 2 no mai luna kitteh and his big stripey cousin sleep the same way. nao i no why luna always noms me, he thinks hes a tyger.

  21. BamaHern says:

    wate! wate!
    iz gettin n2 mai chane-male armoror
    den i b gibbin u tummy rubbinz

  22. Bloostokking says:

    My ansurr dependz *verri* much on whethur tygur wantz hiz tummi rubbed frum owtsyde…or insyde!

  23. tiger says:

    what is that language? How can I get my tummy rubbed

  24. Jessarakitty says:

    ..Ai finly fownd teh PURFEKT pome: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-tiger-2/ Betr layt tahn neber?

  25. Bill says:

    I want you as a pet

  26. JB says:

    tiger skin rug – ur doin it rong

  27. 1morenintendofan says:

    Das ok, maybe later i rub de tummeh.

  28. DragonRider says:

    Ai rubz.
    *rubrubrub teh tyger tummeh*
    Nao, we can maik a sirkus shoa.
    *teeches tyger ta hoppityhop threw circuls 4 cheezburgers*


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