oh hai…
tummy rub plz?
no no… i not goan eet u. doan be skared.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Only if u promise not to rub mah tummy wif ur pointy ends after.
Congtats LOLCB…kan we dans tewgethur tew Eye of the Tyggur and spreng forwurd?
Congrats 2 u 2, Missy! I danse but I not has much spring in mah step.
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I is often forward, tho.
Mebbe we just rowl on grownd in sno liek big kitteh, tehn?
*rowl, rowl, rowl….mmmmm…rowl….zzzzzzzzzzzz*
U make sno angel-kittehs?
Oar - we cud just march arownd teh ruum singing “Hold taht Tyger.” Wurds ar reelee eezee - an marching - prittee eezee too!!
*marches * *sings - loudlee*
HOLD THAT TYGUR!
HOLD THAT TYGUR!
HOLD THAT TYGUR! Etc, etc, etc. (Quote frum a mewsikul - up fur grabs)
Funny u should say, J4K. I is watching “Gladiator” rite now. Just saw seen whare teh Rustle Crow is playin’ wif teh tygrrrs in teh Canuseeum.
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Not so grate for teh tygrrrs, actually.
Weeeel - purrhaps nawt up cloase an REEL purrsonal - no!!!
Fantasee tygur. YES!!!
Oh, and “Teh King and Me” ref, FTW!
Too eezee???? *snikur*
ummmm lbc - ar yoo maekin fun ov mee???? Ai suspeks a liddle pwn there.
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Why I would make fun of u, J4K?
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I would steel ur valyoobuls maybe but I never make teh fun of a fren!
Teh King an “Me.” Ar yoo SHUR LBC??? Coincidence. . .ai think nawt!!!
I’m still all “????”.
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I was LOLing up teh title. I thinked “Teh King and Me” was teh funnyer than “Teh King and I”.
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FWIW, other than looking in on teh PROCEED pic, I hasn’t looked in on or writed any commintz since Friday’s TMI pic. (whare I writed 2 songs, BTW.)
OK - awl iz furgibben. Ai think yoo musta missed it. Ai know yoo ar verree bizzy an can’t reed ebreething.
A while bak - Kathleen had a LOOOOONG post about using ai - as in “it it ai,” saying HOO wud doo such a thing - an so awn. an ai said - Ai do. Becuz ai do. I even answer the telephone - they say - Is that Janet? Ai say - Yes, it iz ai. Oar, iff strnjers - “yes, this is she.” When ai call peeple ai say - Oh hai. It iz ai, Janet.
An yes - peepl SUMtimes remark or giggle or. . . at leest tehy alwaiz know that it iz reelee an troolee - ai.
*sigh* shudda been “it is ai” up there awn the fifth lion.
Oh, good. I has teh oppurtinitee too comment now.
See, I has always talked propur up until teh last few yeers. i
was generallee hated fur it, espeshullee in grade school. I nebbur
understood whai sumwun wud bee treeted wiff disrespect fur being
smart or speaking properly.
Wun stoopee gurl dat I wuz nebbur rude too got mad at mee wun
day and invited me too allow her to shove a pensil up mah nose.
Tryin to make light, I sed, dat wud be a difficult task. SHE SPIT
ON ME.
I LIKE to say, This is she. But I noe lots ub peepuls are ignorant
ub dat beein currect (LIke saying sumwun was hanged.) So over
teh yeers I has sadlee gibbin in and say stuffs like teh majority.
SO wen I sed “Who talks like dat?” it was not meening it bee crazy,
it meant, most peepul don’t and that that is How THEY feel, not me.
Gettit?
Dat be one-minute musical caommercial two. Bees Tony I tink.
Make Ty-grrrrr into ty-purrrrr
I rubs ur tummy just as soon as I puts on this soot of armer.
lest i rubz tummy from inside
no, relly. I harmless kitteh….
Oh, ok. In that case I take off soot of armer and puts on soot of meat. Then I comes and rubs ur tum— HALP! Big stripey kitteh be nommin’ me!
Oh, hay. I can rub ur tummy from teh inside now.
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*rubrubrubrubrubrubrub*
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*tickletickletickletickletickletickle*
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*big stripey kitteh laffs so hard he horks LCB back out*
Boy, luckeh to get horked bak out. sry I eated you…
S’okay, big kitteh. No harm done.
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While I was in there, tho, I did steel ur spleen!
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*runsawayveryveryfast*
spleen = bling?????
No, is internul organ. Was said to be teh seet of meloncol… meankoal… seet of teh sadness.
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So I taked it from tygrrr so he will only beez teh happy from now on.
LolCatBurglar - you’re doin’ it wrong. Spleen = Bling.
*I still think you are a professional.
You just don’t hang out with the wrong crowd.*
When I was a apprentiss catburglar I worked teh area by teh medickle skool.
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I nearly borked mah leg once while skulking around teh anatommy lab. For weeks and weeks after I walked wif a lymph.
Oh, node!!!
It got better. Now evrtyhing is cool in teh ganglia.
A hare OT. LBC, wehn ai wuz in Naples, we saw a purrformance bai the “Chicago City Limits” improv groop. Izzat wut yoo did??? Ai thot ov yoo teh hole tiem!! Mai - tehy were clefur and quick - an oh, so funnee!!!
I didz teh ComedySportz. I was never part of teh mane troope. I was on teh farm teem.
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Teh “not reddy for teh not reddy for prime time players”
AI think yoo ar as gud as they were ene day!!!
*blush*
*heddesk*
I believe you cannot live without your spleen.
Ask Dr. Tinycat.
He knos.
LolCatBurglar iz a professional; does not waist tyme on minutia- minusha- minnoosha- insignificant things.
Is ok, fifi. I traded tygrrr spleen for a prostet… prusth… for a artyfishul one. It works teh same eggsept does not make tygrrr sad.
LBC - Du bist die Guete selbst. (nuther ref - ene taekerz???
Strauss Rosenkavalier last act (but in formal construction)
Akshullee, ai think yoo can. Mai *ahem* former fiance lost hiz in a car accident, but he dint seem to miss it verree much.
Ya, I tink it stors eckstra blud cells, R mayks dem R sumpin….
da purpoz ov da zpleean iz foar rupshor. dat whut it doz. yep.
Few yeers bak, I worked for surjens in teeching hosp. Yu kan live wif part or all of yr spleen missing — in fak, yu kan hav it surgikally removed — but I fink yu will prolly has impaired immune function an problems wif red blud cells.
Eets funneh dat yu were tawlkin abowt spleens…. ai wuz teh stoopy an mai frend exsplayned jus yestidday bowt teh spleen. Her sun’s surgeon-gai tol her dat yur spleen iz teh moar important when yu beez leetle, cuz eet helps wif teh immyune system… but yu kin du wiffowt eet, if yu hafftu, exspeshully when yu gits oalder…
(her son iz habbin surgery soon, an hims spleen is ‘misplayced’, dat why dey were tawkin ’bout eet - in cayse tehy hafta remoob eet…
But did you see Larry? His foto won the compe- commpit- competishun & he needs to pick up his prize.
Hobbz habz an itch himz
cannawt skratch. Iz shurr dat sum
Hewmin willz awblyjj
Calvin myte getz ‘Spayss
Man Spiff’ 2 duz it. ‘Spiff’ iz
brayv Soopah Heero
Kittehz awll wantz sum
Tummee Rubz. No matturr howz
beeg andz strawng dayz arz
Jack.
Duz tygrrr do teh kik-kik-kik wif bak leg when u rubz dey tummeh? Needz, or wantz to no, I haz it.
Tygerz no kickkickkick lyke dogs when belleez rubbed. Kick like bunnehs tho. Must be ver ver carefulz and onlee rubz tiny tygerz belleez.
Fanks Dana T! Hao duz u no abowt tiny tygrrrz?
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We have 100 animals, and foster raise tiger cubs for other facilities. We currently have 16 adult Siberian tigers and 4 white Bengal cubs that we’re foster raising. And a bizillion other big guys! Go see!
Thanx Dana T for link! Maybe Diablo and Simba hav sum commintz for ICHC.
They be funnee even if lac.. lako..big cats of few wordz.
Lolconic: adj. Describes big jungel kittehs what has not many commints to say on ICHC.
Hai Dana. Ai juss luks at ur site an u iz indeed a pawtuneate purrsun.
ohai Dana,
i think i saw yew say sumfings about teh sanchewary sumwheres else; maybe CO? it luks so cool, and yew has a great job. yew wud hab a big line uv customers if yew eber sold snorgling pribleges fer teh tineest tygers.
keeps up teh gud werk.
Dana is mai frend. Wunc wen we bisited, she ‘lowd me tu snorglz tynee kewgrrr bellee! Bery speshul wunc in lyftym speryence onlee foar speshul xcepshun. Remembrz taht big kittehs nawt sayf lyke littel kittehs, so jenrl publik nawt ‘lowd tu du tihs.
ooooo, snorglin’ teenee tynee kewgrrr bellee? Ooo, I so happee tu hab mi CHRG (wdoi). DO WANT. CANNOT HAVE.
Butt noes wehre derz tuxedo kittehs, kbai naow 
O HAI roodyzmom! That wuz funnest day. Thinks maybee Diablo and
Simba, who are mos def hyoog kittehs of few, but LOUD werds, want be on ICHC.
Maybee next dai or too. Gots to digg out sankchewery from wai too much
snows tmorrw. Blargh. Srsly. Gyant kittehs are fine tho. I wil snorgle all
the kittehs what are sayfe to snorgle for evry1.
Being King of the Jungle, ur doin it wrong