oh hai…
tummy rub plz?
no no… i not goan eet u. doan be skared.
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Only if u promise not to rub mah tummy wif ur pointy ends after.
Congtats LOLCB…kan we dans tewgethur tew Eye of the Tyggur and spreng forwurd?
Congrats 2 u 2, Missy! I danse but I not has much spring in mah step.
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I is often forward, tho.
Mebbe we just rowl on grownd in sno liek big kitteh, tehn?
*rowl, rowl, rowl….mmmmm…rowl….zzzzzzzzzzzz*
U make sno angel-kittehs?
Oar – we cud just march arownd teh ruum singing “Hold taht Tyger.” Wurds ar reelee eezee – an marching – prittee eezee too!!
*marches * *sings – loudlee*
HOLD THAT TYGUR!
HOLD THAT TYGUR!
HOLD THAT TYGUR! Etc, etc, etc. (Quote frum a mewsikul – up fur grabs)
Funny u should say, J4K. I is watching “Gladiator” rite now. Just saw seen whare teh Rustle Crow is playin’ wif teh tygrrrs in teh Canuseeum.
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Not so grate for teh tygrrrs, actually.
Weeeel – purrhaps nawt up cloase an REEL purrsonal – no!!!
Fantasee tygur. YES!!!
Oh, and “Teh King and Me” ref, FTW!
Too eezee???? *snikur*
ummmm lbc – ar yoo maekin fun ov mee???? Ai suspeks a liddle pwn there.
????
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Why I would make fun of u, J4K?
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I would steel ur valyoobuls maybe but I never make teh fun of a fren!
Teh King an “Me.” Ar yoo SHUR LBC??? Coincidence. . .ai think nawt!!!
I’m still all “????”.
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I was LOLing up teh title. I thinked “Teh King and Me” was teh funnyer than “Teh King and I”.
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FWIW, other than looking in on teh PROCEED pic, I hasn’t looked in on or writed any commintz since Friday’s TMI pic. (whare I writed 2 songs, BTW.)
OK – awl iz furgibben. Ai think yoo musta missed it. Ai know yoo ar verree bizzy an can’t reed ebreething.
A while bak – Kathleen had a LOOOOONG post about using ai – as in “it it ai,” saying HOO wud doo such a thing – an so awn. an ai said – Ai do. Becuz ai do. I even answer the telephone – they say – Is that Janet? Ai say – Yes, it iz ai. Oar, iff strnjers – “yes, this is she.” When ai call peeple ai say – Oh hai. It iz ai, Janet.
An yes – peepl SUMtimes remark or giggle or. . . at leest tehy alwaiz know that it iz reelee an troolee – ai.
*sigh* shudda been “it is ai” up there awn the fifth lion.
Oh, good. I has teh oppurtinitee too comment now.
See, I has always talked propur up until teh last few yeers. i
was generallee hated fur it, espeshullee in grade school. I nebbur
understood whai sumwun wud bee treeted wiff disrespect fur being
smart or speaking properly.
Wun stoopee gurl dat I wuz nebbur rude too got mad at mee wun
day and invited me too allow her to shove a pensil up mah nose.
Tryin to make light, I sed, dat wud be a difficult task. SHE SPIT
ON ME.
I LIKE to say, This is she. But I noe lots ub peepuls are ignorant
ub dat beein currect (LIke saying sumwun was hanged.) So over
teh yeers I has sadlee gibbin in and say stuffs like teh majority.
SO wen I sed “Who talks like dat?” it was not meening it bee crazy,
it meant, most peepul don’t and that that is How THEY feel, not me.
Gettit?
Dat be one-minute musical caommercial two. Bees Tony I tink.
Make Ty-grrrrr into ty-purrrrr
I rubs ur tummy just as soon as I puts on this soot of armer.
lest i rubz tummy from inside
no, relly. I harmless kitteh….
Oh, ok. In that case I take off soot of armer and puts on soot of meat. Then I comes and rubs ur tum— HALP! Big stripey kitteh be nommin’ me!
Oh, hay. I can rub ur tummy from teh inside now.
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*rubrubrubrubrubrubrub*
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*tickletickletickletickletickletickle*
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*big stripey kitteh laffs so hard he horks LCB back out*
Boy, luckeh to get horked bak out. sry I eated you…
S’okay, big kitteh. No harm done.
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While I was in there, tho, I did steel ur spleen!
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*runsawayveryveryfast*
spleen = bling?????
No, is internul organ. Was said to be teh seet of meloncol… meankoal… seet of teh sadness.
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So I taked it from tygrrr so he will only beez teh happy from now on.
LolCatBurglar – you’re doin’ it wrong. Spleen = Bling.
*I still think you are a professional.
You just don’t hang out with the wrong crowd.*
When I was a apprentiss catburglar I worked teh area by teh medickle skool.
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I nearly borked mah leg once while skulking around teh anatommy lab. For weeks and weeks after I walked wif a lymph.
Oh, node!!!
It got better. Now evrtyhing is cool in teh ganglia.
A hare OT. LBC, wehn ai wuz in Naples, we saw a purrformance bai the “Chicago City Limits” improv groop. Izzat wut yoo did??? Ai thot ov yoo teh hole tiem!! Mai – tehy were clefur and quick – an oh, so funnee!!!
I didz teh ComedySportz. I was never part of teh mane troope. I was on teh farm teem.
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Teh “not reddy for teh not reddy for prime time players”
AI think yoo ar as gud as they were ene day!!!
*blush*
*heddesk*
I believe you cannot live without your spleen.
Ask Dr. Tinycat.
He knos.
LolCatBurglar iz a professional; does not waist tyme on minutia- minusha- minnoosha- insignificant things.
Is ok, fifi. I traded tygrrr spleen for a prostet… prusth… for a artyfishul one. It works teh same eggsept does not make tygrrr sad.
LBC – Du bist die Guete selbst. (nuther ref – ene taekerz???
Strauss Rosenkavalier last act (but in formal construction)
Akshullee, ai think yoo can. Mai *ahem* former fiance lost hiz in a car accident, but he dint seem to miss it verree much.
Ya, I tink it stors eckstra blud cells, R mayks dem R sumpin….
da purpoz ov da zpleean iz foar rupshor. dat whut it doz. yep.
Few yeers bak, I worked for surjens in teeching hosp. Yu kan live wif part or all of yr spleen missing — in fak, yu kan hav it surgikally removed — but I fink yu will prolly has impaired immune function an problems wif red blud cells.
Eets funneh dat yu were tawlkin abowt spleens…. ai wuz teh stoopy an mai frend exsplayned jus yestidday bowt teh spleen. Her sun’s surgeon-gai tol her dat yur spleen iz teh moar important when yu beez leetle, cuz eet helps wif teh immyune system… but yu kin du wiffowt eet, if yu hafftu, exspeshully when yu gits oalder…
(her son iz habbin surgery soon, an hims spleen is ‘misplayced’, dat why dey were tawkin ’bout eet – in cayse tehy hafta remoob eet…)
But did you see Larry? His foto won the compe- commpit- competishun & he needs to pick up his prize.
Hobbz habz an itch himz
cannawt skratch. Iz shurr dat sum
Hewmin willz awblyjj
Calvin myte getz ‘Spayss
Man Spiff’ 2 duz it. ‘Spiff’ iz
brayv Soopah Heero
Kittehz awll wantz sum
Tummee Rubz. No matturr howz
beeg andz strawng dayz arz
Jack.
Duz tygrrr do teh kik-kik-kik wif bak leg when u rubz dey tummeh? Needz, or wantz to no, I haz it.
Tygerz no kickkickkick lyke dogs when belleez rubbed. Kick like bunnehs tho. Must be ver ver carefulz and onlee rubz tiny tygerz belleez.
Fanks Dana T! Hao duz u no abowt tiny tygrrrz?
I’m the mostest lucky person on the planet – I work here: (I’m a volunteer and do the website and some of the photography for the website).
http://www.bearcreeksanctuary.com/
We have 100 animals, and foster raise tiger cubs for other facilities. We currently have 16 adult Siberian tigers and 4 white Bengal cubs that we’re foster raising. And a bizillion other big guys! Go see!
Thanx Dana T for link! Maybe Diablo and Simba hav sum commintz for ICHC.
They be funnee even if lac.. lako..big cats of few wordz.
Lolconic: adj. Describes big jungel kittehs what has not many commints to say on ICHC.
Hai Dana. Ai juss luks at ur site an u iz indeed a pawtuneate purrsun.
ohai Dana,
i think i saw yew say sumfings about teh sanchewary sumwheres else; maybe CO? it luks so cool, and yew has a great job. yew wud hab a big line uv customers if yew eber sold snorgling pribleges fer teh tineest tygers.
keeps up teh gud werk.
Dana is mai frend. Wunc wen we bisited, she ‘lowd me tu snorglz tynee kewgrrr bellee! Bery speshul wunc in lyftym speryence onlee foar speshul xcepshun. Remembrz taht big kittehs nawt sayf lyke littel kittehs, so jenrl publik nawt ‘lowd tu du tihs.
ooooo, snorglin’ teenee tynee kewgrrr bellee? Ooo, I so happee tu hab mi CHRG (wdoi). DO WANT. CANNOT HAVE.
Butt noes wehre derz tuxedo kittehs, kbai naow 
O HAI roodyzmom! That wuz funnest day. Thinks maybee Diablo and
Simba, who are mos def hyoog kittehs of few, but LOUD werds, want be on ICHC.
Maybee next dai or too. Gots to digg out sankchewery from wai too much
snows tmorrw. Blargh. Srsly. Gyant kittehs are fine tho. I wil snorgle all
the kittehs what are sayfe to snorgle for evry1.
Being King of the Jungle, ur doin it wrong
beeg king of teh jungl ar tiny kitten nao?
to be singed to the toon ov, “Big Bad Bill iz Sweet William Now”?
awwweeh beeg kitteh ! me wans snorgl!
U will b needing moar than teh snorgle snorkle fur protecshun!!!
Him haz teh ginormus pointee endz.
While Stanley wrestles the wild bengal tiger, Marlin and I achieve nirvana with Marcel the indian boy.
Wild Kingdom – I lol’d!
That series was the only introduction (besides Disney) we had.
Respect.
We’ll be back, after this word from Mutual of Omaha.
…in the Nawty Barn.
IT’s a trp, dat kitteh is not harmless, is look to get his cake and eats it too, (Or his belleh rub, and eats you too),
BUt oh what I would do to snoooooorgle that belleh with muh face.
Kitteh sleepin’ on hiz brane,
gently drreaming of the sno-flakes fallin’ down . . .
*and wishing you were HERE*
Ohai –
I could have done that as a a haiku, couldn’t I?
Kitteh sleeping on
hiz brane; sno-flakes falling down.
Wishing you were HERE.
Coffee kicked in – I’m more alert now.
Coffee; the other legal drug.
Describe what you see;
This world is defined by sight.
Haiku is easy.
Describe what you hear;
This world is raptured by sound.
Haiku is easy.
Describe what you touch;
This world is embraced by space.
Haiku is easy.
Describe what you taste;
This world is so succulent.
Haiku is easy.
Describe what you smell;
This world is imbued with scent.
Haiku is easy.
Describe what you love;
This world is the source of it.
Haiku is easy.
fifi rockefeller
uh yeah…iz get bak wid u on dat K?
Tiger Tiger Revisited
Gorden J.L. Ramel
Tiger tiger fading fast
in the shadow we have cast.
What brave law or business deal
Can they future’s safety seal?
What the future, what the hope
that human kind may learn to cope
with life and maintenance of breath
without this need of needless death.
In what sulfurous cauldron groans
the mind that lives to sell your bones;
and in what moral poverty
live those who take thy life from thee?
What the learning, what the thought
values a life like yours at naught,
in what science or machine
can beauty such as yours be seen?
Who did he hate who sowed the seed
of human ignorance and greed;
and can he smile our work to see
as we who killed the Lamb kill thee.
Tiger tiger fading fast
from the present to the past.
How can mere humanity
So quickly still thy majesty?
i dun wanna kil em
i dun wannem 2 kil mii
Can’t we all just get along?
im gonna go take a shower
finnally som1 who understands if u dont want to be eatten & dont want to eat somthan else we should get along =/
OMG, peeps!
http://www.plime.com/television/l/53591/1/#q1
I wuz all “EEEEEEEEE” til I got to da end, den I wuz “Awwww”
Yooz guyz in TeenyTinyIngerlind is da lukee! Mebbee wun uv yooz kin Teevo it an we kin “steal” it? Unless we kin get sum channel heer to carree it!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An I tink TC iz Vetinari……
Jungle Cat
suddenly find himslef
upsyde down in rong hemispheer
Hay, hao I get here? Wher mai jungel?
ackshooaly, sum tigers lib in sy-beer-ia
tehy thinks that snow has much win and awesum
but
maybe
sumtimes
tehy do miss teh jungle
It’s a trap.
Totally! (srsly)
I will gladly gib a bely rub in xchanj 4 a cuple kute tiggger cubbys. What say?
ai rollz in teh sno. ai wuntz tew bee wiet tigger!
uh…
u can has tummy rub
as long as u promise to
no flavr test on me
…& no noms !!!
Iz picture of Hobbes! He iz waitin 4 Calvin to come and build snowmens with him! Or maybe he’s just gots thrown off sled when Calvin went 2 fast down teh hill again.
yay! i lubbin teh C&H snowmens!!
i gib u a laurel & hardy conga rat shoe lacings
nice 2 no mai luna kitteh and his big stripey cousin sleep the same way. nao i no why luna always noms me, he thinks hes a tyger.
wate! wate!
iz gettin n2 mai chane-male armoror
den i b gibbin u tummy rubbinz
My ansurr dependz *verri* much on whethur tygur wantz hiz tummi rubbed frum owtsyde…or insyde!
what is that language? How can I get my tummy rubbed
..Ai finly fownd teh PURFEKT pome: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-tiger-2/ Betr layt tahn neber?
I want you as a pet
him wunt u as a snak
tiger skin rug – ur doin it rong
Das ok, maybe later i rub de tummeh.
hmm…. Mabey u need to c Dr. Smallkitteh, Cause ov corse he gona eat u if u do.Really i tink abo tigurs and dey look cute but…. De CAN kill U if u disturbe dem.
Ai rubz.
*rubrubrub teh tyger tummeh*
Nao, we can maik a sirkus shoa.
*teeches tyger ta hoppityhop threw circuls 4 cheezburgers*