Comments on: Thriller kitteh

By: cheesebrrgrr

cheesebrrgrr — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:34:17 +0000

I can has the human one back too? Please?

By: samantha

samantha — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:26:19 +0000

that funny never seen that one befor

By: Cheesebrrgrrz

Cheesebrrgrrz — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:37:55 +0000

tessie he was a grate. kafleen i always had a sad fur him. speshully durin the chyld buse trials. he wus always taken vantage of. to those who fink hee carayz: the media horked lyz up bowt him fur munys. and he had cash, fame, bad doktur, AND JOE JACKSON FOR A PAPA! how wood u liek it if u daddeh wus joe? nawt much eye bleev. so eye rest meh kays u ppl hoo no liek even teh moosic r TROLLS AND HATERS!!! Long live the legend of the king of pop!

By: Cheesebrrgrrz

Cheesebrrgrrz — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:52:08 +0000

AS HE CAME INTO TEH WINDOW
IT WUZ TEH SOUND OV A
CRESCENDO
HE CAME INTO HER APARTMENT
HE LEFT TEH BLOODSTAINS ON
TEH CARPET
SHE RAN UNDERNEATH TEH TABLE
HE CUD C SHE WUZ UNABLE
SO SHE RAN INTO TEH BEDROOM
SHE WUZ STRUCK DOWN, IT WUZ
HER DOOM
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K, KITTEH
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K, KITTEH
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K, KITTEH
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K, R U K, KITTEH
(KITTEH R U K)
(WILL U TELL US DAT URE
K)
(THARS SIGN IN DA
WINDOW)
(DAT HE STRUCK U-A
CRESCENDO KITTEH)
(HE CAME INTO UR
APARTMENT)
(HE LEFT TEH BLOODSTAINS ON
TEH CARPET)
(DEN U RAN INTO TEH
BEDROOM)
(U WUZ STRUCK DOWN)
(IT WUZ UR DOOM)
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K KITTEH
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K KITTEH
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K KITTEH
UVE BEEN HIT BY
UVE BEEN HIT BY-
A SMOOV KWIMINAL
SO THEY CAME INTO TEH
OUTWAY
IT WUZ SUNDAI-WUT BLACK
DAI
MOUTH 2 MOUTH RESUSCITASHUN
SOUNDIN HEARTBEATS-
INTIMIDASHUNS
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K KITTEH
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K KITTEH
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K KITTEH
KITTEH R U K
SO, KITTEH R U K
R U K KITTEH
(KITTEH R U K)
(WILL U TELL US DAT URE
K)
(THARS SIGN IN DA
WINDOW)
(DAT HE STRUCK U-A
CRESCENDO KITTEH)
(HE CAME INTO UR
APARTMENT)
(HE LEFT TEH BLOODSTAINS ON
TEH CARPET)
(DEN U RAN INTO TEH
BEDROOM)
(U WUZ STRUCK DOWN)
(IT WUZ UR DOOM)
(ANNIE R U K)
(SO, ANNIE R U K)
(R U K ANNIE)
(UVE BEEN HIT BY)
(UVE BEEN STRUCK BY-
A SMOOV KWIMINAL)
K, I WANTS EVRYBODY 2
CLEAR TEH AREA RITE NAO!
KITTEH R U K, SO KITTEH R U K, R U K KITTEH? UVE BEEN HIT BY, UVE BEEN STRUCK BY SMOOV CWIMINAL! KITTEH R U K, SO KITTEH R U K, R U K KITTEH? UVE BEEN HIT BY, UVE BEEN STRUCK BY SMOOV KWIMINAL!
AAOW!
(KITTEH R U K)
I DOAN KNOE!
(WILL U TELL US, DAT
URE K)
I DOAN KNOE!
(THARS SIGN IN DA
WINDOW)
I DOAN KNOE!
(DAT HE STRUCK U-A
CRESCENDO KITTEH)
I DOAN KNOE!
(HE CAME INTO UR
APARTMENT)
I DOAN KNOE!
(LEFT BLOODSTAINS ON TEH
CARPET)
I DOAN KNOE Y BABY!
(DEN U RAN INTO TEH
BEDROOM)
I DOAN KNOE!
(U WUZ STRUCK DOWN)
(IT WUZ UR DOOM-KITTEH!)
(KITTEH R U K)
DAD GONE IT-BABY!
(WILL U TELL US, DAT
URE K)
DAD GONE IT-BABY!
(THARS SIGN IN DA
WINDOW)
DAD GONE IT-BABY!
(DAT HE STRUCK U-A
CRESCENDO KITTEH)
HOO! HOO!
(HE CAME INTO UR
APARTMENT)
DAD GONE IT!
(LEFT BLOODSTAINS ON TEH
CARPET)
HOO! HOO! HOO!
(DEN U RAN INTO TEH
BEDROOM)
DAD GONE IT!
(U WUZ STRUCK DOWN)
(IT WUZ UR DOOM-KITTEH!)
AAOW!!!
My ‘pologies two M.J.J. fur it nawt bean bettr and two fellow LOLers for nawt puttin moar kitteh stuffs in. you cant improov teh masters wurk! and R.I.P. M.J.J. and billy and steve (meh favrite celebrty since wuz fiyve) and otters hoo nems i furgets. oh, and ceesr milan owns and rules so if ceeling cat furbid hee joins him i wus always a fan jus liek o thees guyz p. s. billeh dyed dayee aftrr i firrst sao hees show

By: Cheesebrrgrrz

Cheesebrrgrrz — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:35:25 +0000

Mary, it is Meowchael Catson. And here is sumthin else:thriller in lolspeeks. IZ CLOSE 2 MIDNITE AN SOMETHIN EVILS LURKIN IN DA DARK
UNDR TEH MOONLIGHT, U C SIGHT DAT ALMOST STOPS UR HART
U TRY 2 SCREAM BUT TERROR TAKEZ TEH SOUND BEFORE U MAK IT
U START 2 FREEZE AS HORROR LOOKZ U RITE TWEEN TEH EYEZ
URE PARALYZD

CAUSE DIS AR TEH THRILLR, THRILLR NITE
AN NO WANZ GONNA SAVE U FRUM TEH BEAST BOUT STRIKE
U KNOE IZ THRILLR, THRILLR NITE
URE FIGHTIN 4 UR LIFE INNA KILLR, THRILLR TONITE

U HEAR TEH DOOR SLAM AN REALIZE THARS NOWHERE LEFT 2 RUN
U FEELZ TEH COLD HAND AN WONDR IF ULL EVR C TEH SUN
U CLOSE UR EYEZ AN HOPE DAT DIS AR TEH JUS IMAGINASHUN, GURL!
BUT ALL TEH WHILE U HEAR TEH CREACHUR CREEPIN UP BEHIND
URE OUT OV TIEM

CAUSE DIS AR TEH THRILLR, THRILLR NITE
THAR AINT NO SECOND CHANCE AGAINST TEH TING WIF FORTY EYEZ, GURL
THRILLR, THRILLR NITE
URE FIGHTIN 4 UR LIFE INNA KILLR, THRILLR TONITE

NITE CREATUREZ CALLIN, TEH DED START 2 WALK IN THEIR MASQUERADE
THARS NO ESCAPIN TEH JAWS OV TEH ALIEN DIS TIEM
(THEYRE OPEN WIDE)
DIS AR TEH TEH END OV UR LIFE
THEYRE OUT 2 GIT U, THARS DEMONS CLOSIN IN ON EVRY SIDE
THEY WILL POSESS U UNLES U CHANGE DAT NUMBR ON UR DIAL
NAO IZ TEH TIEM 4 U AN I 2 CUDDLE CLOSE TOGETHR, YA
ALL THRU TEH NITE ILL SAVE U FRUM TEH TERROR ON TEH SCREEN
ILL MAK U C

DAT DIS AR TEH THRILLR, THRILLR NITE
CAUSE I CAN THRILL U MOAR THAN ANY GHOST WUD EVR DARE TRY
THRILLR, THRILLR NITE
SO LET ME HOLD U TIGHT AN SHARE A
KILLR, DILLR, CHILLR, THRILLR HER TONITE

CAUSE DIS AR TEH THRILLR, THRILLR NITE
GURL, I CAN THRILL U MOAR THAN ANY GHOST WUD EVR DARE TRY
THRILLR, THRILLR NITE
SO LET ME HOLD U TIGHT AN SHARE KILLR, THRILLR, OW!

(IM GONNA THRILL YA TONITE)
DARKNES FALLS ACROS TEH LAND
TEH MIDNITE HOUR IZ CLOSE AT HAND
CREATUREZ CRAWL IN SEARCH OV BLOOD
2 TERRORIZE YALLS NEIGHBORHOOD

IM GONNA THRILL YA TONITE, OOH BABY
IM GONNA THRILL YA TONITE, OH DARLIN
THRILLR NITE, BABY, OOH!

TEH FOULEST STENCH IZ IN DA AIR
TEH FUNK OV FORTY THOUSAND YEERS
AN GRIZZLY GHOULS FRUM EVRY TOMB
R CLOSIN IN 2 SEAL UR DOOM

AN THOUGH U FIGHT 2 STAY ALIV
UR BODY STARTS 2 SHIVR
4 NO MERE MORTAL CAN RESIST
TEH EVIL OV TEH THRILLR
Lawng liv teh legnd o M.J.
Donut spoyl et for sum tru fayuns.

By: Jayanna

Jayanna — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:27:57 +0000

I agree. Bring back all the MJ kittehs.

By: Bethany

Bethany — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:28:52 +0000

R.I.P. Michael Jackson…I guess Thriller Kitty here will have to carry on his legacy.
Perhaps this picture should be brought back to the front now?

By: Deadening_Shadow

Deadening_Shadow — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:19:12 +0000

Nice one. X3

By: 1morenintendofan

1morenintendofan — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:26:42 +0000

1 day, mai kitteh dance liek dat.

By: omegakitteh

omegakitteh — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:55:13 +0000

thwiiiilllerr!!! thwiller meow,n noone gonna save u from the basemant cat’s strike

By: carpenoctu

carpenoctu — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:46:58 +0000

How about…

Com grasshopper… I teach u ty chee…

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:22:17 +0000

Cutealiciousness

Too much

(Thump)

By: baykon cheezburger

baykon cheezburger — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:14:02 +0000

goes awwwwww…..

SPLORT!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:01:27 +0000

Fank-U Kafleen. Yoo are kind harted person an wun uv teh many reezons this site iz sutch a welkoming plase for all.

PS. After riting “peeps on weels” I thinked they shud all have a gang called dat, wif matching jakets and all, like “Hell’s Grannies”.

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:51:41 +0000

Small and soft and sweet and fluffy…
Da kitteh from ICHC goes dancin…
And when she dances
De peeps who see her
goes Awwww….

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:20:44 +0000

Mallorca!!! I lub Mallorca!
*finks bak to awl teh fun tiems*
I lubs Spain, too.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:36:57 +0000

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:29:16 +0000

NOBUDDEE bit teh “Shirley” bait??

Slackers!!!!

Yesh, as one cheezfrend so byootifullee sed on the Yahoo Cheez Group, teh
troll needs to be taken to Princess Mu’s meadow an wrapped in a sawftee
blankee and hugged and schmooed an ebburtime hee open his mouf too gripe,
wee stuff choklut in it and him fites and fites butt we wares him down in teh
end.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:26:27 +0000

Hey, an dat wun makes sense, too!

(um…sed pleh too a boggling subject and snarfed teh tequila? )

snurt!

By: boom

boom — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:25:50 +0000

moar happeez less crappeez!

Oh yeah I rememberz dat Simsuns fing nao. Tanks.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:24:20 +0000

Dat is vereh sad, an I cumpleetelee empathize. Mah daddy
is an alcoholic. He has been hateful all my life. Sadlee, wen
he is drunk he is teh nicest. Wen I was pregnat he tole me
things he wud nebbur say sobur. Is pitiful dat sum peepul
cannot show dere troo hart until dey is under teh influence ub
sumthing dat soothes dem.

I suspect he will go owt wiff a wimpur, not a bang…and dat
he will bee teh same way…sweet an cunfuzzled.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:19:41 +0000

{{{{Tessie}}}}

I admires peepul hoo treshurs demself.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:01:51 +0000

I wuz borrowing frum Lisa Simpson. She sed this when she played saxamafone in concert wif Oates, Garfunkel, an Messina (“born to runner-up”), an awdientz booed them.

Iz sensibibble kwestion, tho. Shirley there’s enuff other fings on innertoobs that this person can find something they akshully like?

But yoo are good harted to fink of cheerup for all, even trollses!

By: boom

boom — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:59:10 +0000

iz a stoopy hoomin fing.
i’z nebber eber been on a forum what hazzn’t had trolls.srsly.

mebbe dems needs a cheerup!
more LOLs!

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:48:10 +0000

Nou I haz a sad 2 think about Otis n Sam n Marvin. Sum day win wii awl bees wif CC, dey will sing tu us agin. Haz a sad 2 think about Michael, tuu. But Ai iz a silly owld wumun, adn mai maind duznt stai on ennithing long, sew itz kwiklee thinkin taht insted uv teh serjrees, Michlol shud havz jes gotten teh floof tacht tu him. Wud hab much kyoot.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:41:10 +0000

juss liek dat…!!

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:30:22 +0000

Awld aij iz rly NAWT fer teh sisseez!

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:28:39 +0000

Peeps awlwaiz telz mii taht teihr sweet senyurz getz teh meenz win tehy beez gettin teh Old Timers, but mai dad wuz meen az teh snake, adn teh O. T. made him teh sweetz, jus confoozled. Hugegantic improvement. Wish Ai had benz rased bi teh confoozled gy. Himz mom had it, tu, sew Ai hopz Ai getz past ober bi it.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:50:04 +0000

haha aw that’s so cute

By: trtskh

trtskh — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:31:42 +0000

iz ok i readz it az teef, itty bitty khyootie babbeh kitteh teef, nyom nyom nyom nyom

By: trtskh

trtskh — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:30:38 +0000

omg Melissa, ai lubz lubz LUBZ teh HEE HEEEEE part! mai sistur nd ai alwez b joakin bowt dat wenebbur we talkz bowt meowcael.

By: trtskh

trtskh — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:29:09 +0000

dis wut we callz simba-yosis

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:27:07 +0000

I wuz having not so awsum Valentine’s Day, so I buyed red sattin hart-shaped box uv chonklits for my ownself. Then I had sudden impulse and buyed another red sattin hart-shaped box uv chonklits and dropped it off wif manajer uv caregiving facility in my naybahood so senya peeps and peeps on weels have a treet.

V. Day still teh sucks but not as bad afta that.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:19:42 +0000

I has a mix cd for exersize an housewurk muzik. Wun song iz old Jakson 5 song, “Who’s Lovin’ You”. It iz teh awsum but as muchly as I likes it, it makes me sad to lissen 2, beclaws when I heer it, I thinks how talented Michael Jackson was, and how he cud have been wun ov the alltime grates like Smokey Robinson (I wuz gonna menshun Otis Redding an Sam Cooke and Marvin Gaye, but MJ’s outlived them all, wich is anuther sad story for anuther day)… if hiz life had gone just a LITTLE BIT differently.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:14:15 +0000

(sings)

Itz close ta midnite
Sumthin stripey’s lurkin by tha door
Yoo try to squee
But snorgle takes tha sound be4 yoo make it…

(V price voice over)

Kuteness rules akross tha land…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:07:49 +0000

Why would they come to our website just to boo us?

By: Open English

Open English — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:20:31 +0000

Backstreet boyz ain’t got nothin on meh

By: bizootie

bizootie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:23:05 +0000

no lolz heer
moov uhlung

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:47:07 +0000

OHai JCH4kajilyunK!
Ai tink taht a peskee “space” wuz snuk between teh “…www.” n teh “groups…”
See iffn taht duzunt fixit.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:42:39 +0000

you, too.

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:35:52 +0000

Hmmm. At leest dis troll duzunt haf a web syte taht tehy want us 2 vizit 2 inkrees teh “hit” kownt. Dey mus simplee beez so unhappee taht tehy walkz in, dump awn teh floor n walkz owt. So sadnesses.
AI lurvz how teh cheezpeepz don letem stawp teh funneh kommentz! U gaiz rok!!

By: mugglemarynugget

mugglemarynugget — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:07:39 +0000

dis kitteh is lookin behine him to seez if teh nasty zombeys are kreepin up behine him wile he is doin his danse. and iffin so kitteh will lead zombey kittehs to the homes where he nos there ar splortz going on because of seein cutey pickshre. Kitteh no idjit, zombees will leaf kitteh a lone and feast on ICHG splort -a-rama
braynes!

By: baykon cheezburger

baykon cheezburger — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:07:27 +0000

Thrillah!

Dis is so much bettah than de stoopy supahbow commershal with that model and the cgi lizardz!!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:28:04 +0000

It’s your cat, waiting fur u too go to sleep so it can attack yor face and doo pushee
paws wiff its pointee ends on ur hed.

To avenge its baff.

By: teenie

teenie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:19:51 +0000

…dat wuz sposta be ‘kitteh zombee TEEF’.

By: teenie

teenie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:11:39 +0000

*snerk*
teh splodin hed maykz teh braynz eezier 2 get 2…much bettr fr kitteh zombee teff than havin 2 crunch froo hedz!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:01:51 +0000

kittehlurve, I dantzes teh tiem warp wit yoo!

*jumpz to teh left*
*steps to teh rite*

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:43:44 +0000

iz jess a jump 2 teh left…n taek a step 2 teh riiiiiiiit.
put ur hans on ur hips
n bend ur neez in tiiiiiiiiiiim

By: sprigmom

sprigmom — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:42:46 +0000

kowinky dink: I sayz it all teh tyme! If I ‘member correctly itz frum Popeye. (I thinks.) Iz way he tawks at least. Speaking of kowinky dinkz, I wuz just splaining this to wun ov my kidz a fyw daze ago!

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:21:43 +0000

Invisibl Majik Trik…

Shazam!!1!