Thriller kitteh
luvs to dance
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ajaf
oh Michael, how weird u hab becomes…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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meowcael jakslol?
nah. mewklol jakson. ok, i got nutthin…
hmmm. i purr furs the “rokin robin’ years mysef.
wood be thrilled to danz wif teh kitteh, dough.
Mary nawt secund; nawt furd; nawt furth; nawt fuft. Yay!
mary O’ cawt uz awl in teh baff!!
Concatshewmalayshuns, ms mary O’
teh tiepin skeelz get teh speshul Tybooteek dymunstuddid tiepin award.
*wispurrz*
‘juss doan flash eet infrunt ov LCB 2 mush!’
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an tek dis noo styul lawleepawp shaept liek jakko-danglinz-bebbeh-frum-teh-windoe
tu sellebrayt yur nawt sekundishness.
iz garanteed 2 B teh kollekturz eyetem 4 shur !!1
*takes dymund*
*teks loupe outta pokkets to lukadit*
*puts lollypop in hypre bearik chamber*
glad 2 C yur az thuruh wid ebbereetink az wid yur commintz!!1
we danzes 2 teh trillur danz foar u, mary o’. we danzes teh hoal 13 minitz 2 teh veedee oh, nd den danzes sum moar wen its dun
… but has he seen
THE FILIPINO PRISON VERSION
complete with trans3xual costar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o
Got a gud beat…easy to dans to
Conga rats…are we dansin’ alone tonite?
eye feel lyke dansin’ in teh moonlite! an wii purrtendz wii iz sumware warm–’speshully yoo peepz in OhaiO! Corse iz knot my partee, butt Iz knot so frilled wiff “Friller”, an ’sydes, ebbberbody hear is outta site! dey doan bark an dey doan byte!
ever bodee wuz dancin in teh moonlite ♪
saw teh no comments an froz.
How do u do it Mary O?
well, nawt very well dis time!
the shotgun aproach i cawls it.
well et seemz teh works.
eye fink mary O’ poyntz teh shawtgun @ hesself an sez ‘tiep sumfin oar eye pawt yur hayr krozwayz!!1′
Snortle…thet wud werk 4 meh. Ai’d tink reel fas.
Iz nawt rillee daynjerus.
eye fink hur has condishunur een wun barrul an shampu in teh udder.
how’d choo no?
mai sykik abbilly teaz - let mii shew yu dem.
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ai wud tell yu wot yur gonna sey nex…
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butt yuv awreddee chaynjd yur mynd!!1
Happee 2 c taht yu haz eet colur cordynaytid wif yur cushinz!!1
It dawnt matur if yer blak er wite
Oar a grae n wite tabbeh
oar orinj
oar a whiter shade of pale…
oar the blak yz blak…
Black is black
I want my kitteh back
It’s gray, it’s gray
Since she went away, Ooh-Ooh
What can I do
‘Cause I-I-I-I-I’m feline blue
♪
teh gurl kant halpeet!!
Enough of the ‘thriller’ crap. Don’t any of you have a brain for originality?
uh parentlee nawt… halp us out?
pretty pleeze wif toadstools on taupe?
critcize by creating- Michaelangelo
Michaelangelol… (Jack’s son).
Hmmm. At leest dis troll duzunt haf a web syte taht tehy want us 2 vizit 2 inkrees teh “hit” kownt. Dey mus simplee beez so unhappee taht tehy walkz in, dump awn teh floor n walkz owt. So sadnesses.
AI lurvz how teh cheezpeepz don letem stawp teh funneh kommentz! U gaiz rok!!
you, too.
Notta wunnuv us…butt tinks fer stoppin bye….bye!
Troolee grate answer, Missy!!!
geminayt duzint haz no BRAYNZ foar zombeez–er–i meenz LOLRIGINALITY.
I red Geminate’s post owt loud an wuz juss kinda starin at it and mah mom herd
me and sed, “Sumbodee posted dat?” And I sed yes, and I went on too splain dat
sumtimes peepul are meen an we call dem trolls.
Mah sweet, dignified mommy den sed, “Tell him too go crawl under a bridge.”
Took me a secund.
Kafleen - Yer mommeh haz wizzdum an klass…and deh funneh…glad yew shared.
She sed, “! Isn’t that strange? I heer dat at wurk!”
*wisspurs* she allwuz acts surrprised by teh compliments.
{{{{{{Kafleen’s mommy}}}}}}}}}}
poll de woll!!
say huh?
Googul haz let mii daon!! eye wuz tryin 2 fiend yu teh sawng
abowt teh 3 billee goetz dat goez:
“I’m a troll, powldy woll,
I’m a troll, powldy woll.
I’m a troll, powldy woll.
and I’ll eat you for supper!”
butt awl eye gawt wuz lame stawreez adn noe sawng!!
sawree.
*shaeks fist* DARN YOO GOOGLE!!1 DARN YOO AWL TOO HECK!!!
There. Purrhapz wuz skeeree enuf taht teh google will behav now.
skeerd mii N E waiz!! 1
gigglolz
awwww…u gais r so cute.
awn a bluff ♪
awn a bluff
det stud tree billee goetz gruff.
grayt big billee goet, middul billee goet, liddul billee goet gruff.
♫
Dey nommd an nommd teh grassiz awn taht bluff teel der wuz nawn leff!! Aw shaem!!
But akworz teh ribbuh wuz teh lush meddow fulla sweit grin grassiz.
An teh ownlee wai akworz wuz teh riketty rakkitty brij.
An undu teh brij libbed teh beeeg baaad twoll.
An N E buddy cwossin teh brij wud fynd teh twoll singinz:
Eyem a twoll powldy wohl. (yaddy ya da yah) -
an eyeull eet yu 4 suppah!!1
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an yu awl noe teh ress ob teh stawree.
juss liek IRL teh bad dood getz eet in teh nek.
Mai favrit bit ov teh sawng wuz teh sownd F X:
Klip klop klip klop; hop n skip hop n skip.
klip klop ober teh rikkettee brij!
datz mai sawng fur yu kafleen az yu r sew gud at teh klip n klop wif yur hoovz.
mebbeh yu kud klip klop weirdpress rown teh eerz abowt teh werdrap witch mex rytin teh payn ( an eyem nawt tawkin tomas! )
Gosh.
I r bettin dat dat Slackur
Google has jumped rite into akshun casw ub Janet darning it to heck!
Gess DAT will show dat stoopee Googul!!!
I passed dat hug on.
make her sum waffuls! adn a parfay!
ebreebuddy liek parfayz.
srsly.
haiya ebberywon! eye is jus wonnering how teh waffuls an parfay started? I ushually only do one lolcat per day (and I still spend way 2 mush thyme here!), so sumtimes i hiss teh mistery class an taste teh hole werm?
psst!!
It’s a Donkee frum Shrek referunts!
Teh Donnkee likes teh parfaits an waffulls!
oh, i forgotted dat! Funny kowinky-dink: My bro an I watched “Shrek 3 last nite at herr plase. Saw originil Shrek long ago. Doan ‘bemember ebberfing as good as eye ussta. Butt I likes yer Donkee Kafleen! Ai ben finkin’ ’bout gettin’ an abitar myseff–iz pretty kool.
i meenz at my mom’s plase! She has Old-timers. Seems to run in teh famibly!
Oh, noes.
She has Old_timers?
I wuz all hoofee an gleefull wiff ur post till u seded dat. I has a sorry.
I hope it NOT run in teh famibly!
Oh, yah! Kowinky-dink…..juss cyurrius…did dat word orijuhnate
frum teh Trey Parker movie, ….*shuffles hoof em-bare-ass-edlee*
*dat Big O Movie?*
Or did it cum frum sumware else?
Yes, get an avatar! Is fun!
Hai, kaflen.
Iz it my maginashunz, or r teh avatarz lukking
kleerer 2dae? Kafleen ur donkee iz being
much eezyer 2 dissern. I can eben see himz
liddle smile.
kowinky dink sounz moar liek teh muppitz -
nomm nommm!! inter koker 
liek deyr wunnerfool ‘fenomenuh’ sawng wif teh ’spiid’ gurl.
eyem juss teh bebbeh an lubz teh muppitz.
Kukkee monzta am mai bake-brudder. iz liek blud brudder but 4 nommmin kukkeez!
koker! koker!!
inte kakor. nao dat eye googul eet 2 reefrish mai memreez.