Thriller kitteh
luvs to dance
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oh Michael, how weird u hab becomes…
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meowcael jakslol?
nah. mewklol jakson. ok, i got nutthin…
hmmm. i purr furs the “rokin robin’ years mysef.
wood be thrilled to danz wif teh kitteh, dough.
Mary nawt secund; nawt furd; nawt furth; nawt fuft. Yay!
mary O’ cawt uz awl in teh baff!!
Concatshewmalayshuns, ms mary O’
teh tiepin skeelz get teh speshul Tybooteek dymunstuddid tiepin award.
*wispurrz*
‘juss doan flash eet infrunt ov LCB 2 mush!’
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an tek dis noo styul lawleepawp shaept liek jakko-danglinz-bebbeh-frum-teh-windoe
tu sellebrayt yur nawt sekundishness.
iz garanteed 2 B teh kollekturz eyetem 4 shur !!1
*takes dymund*
*teks loupe outta pokkets to lukadit*
*puts lollypop in hypre bearik chamber*
glad 2 C yur az thuruh wid ebbereetink az wid yur commintz!!1
we danzes 2 teh trillur danz foar u, mary o’. we danzes teh hoal 13 minitz 2 teh veedee oh, nd den danzes sum moar wen its dun
… but has he seen
THE FILIPINO PRISON VERSION
complete with trans3xual costar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o
Nice one. X3
Got a gud beat…easy to dans to
Conga rats…are we dansin’ alone tonite?
eye feel lyke dansin’ in teh moonlite! an wii purrtendz wii iz sumware warm–’speshully yoo peepz in OhaiO! Corse iz knot my partee, butt Iz knot so frilled wiff “Friller”, an ’sydes, ebbberbody hear is outta site! dey doan bark an dey doan byte!
ever bodee wuz dancin in teh moonlite ♪
saw teh no comments an froz.
How do u do it Mary O?
well, nawt very well dis time!
the shotgun aproach i cawls it.
well et seemz teh works.
eye fink mary O’ poyntz teh shawtgun @ hesself an sez ‘tiep sumfin oar eye pawt yur hayr krozwayz!!1′
Snortle…thet wud werk 4 meh. Ai’d tink reel fas.
Iz nawt rillee daynjerus.
eye fink hur has condishunur een wun barrul an shampu in teh udder.
how’d choo no?
mai sykik abbilly teaz – let mii shew yu dem.
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ai wud tell yu wot yur gonna sey nex…
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butt yuv awreddee chaynjd yur mynd!!1
Happee 2 c taht yu haz eet colur cordynaytid wif yur cushinz!!1
It dawnt matur if yer blak er wite
Oar a grae n wite tabbeh
oar orinj
oar a whiter shade of pale…
oar the blak yz blak…
Black is black
I want my kitteh back
It’s gray, it’s gray
Since she went away, Ooh-Ooh
What can I do
‘Cause I-I-I-I-I’m feline blue
♪
teh gurl kant halpeet!!
Enough of the ‘thriller’ crap. Don’t any of you have a brain for originality?
uh parentlee nawt… halp us out?
pretty pleeze wif toadstools on taupe?
critcize by creating- Michaelangelo
Michaelangelol… (Jack’s son).
Hmmm. At leest dis troll duzunt haf a web syte taht tehy want us 2 vizit 2 inkrees teh “hit” kownt. Dey mus simplee beez so unhappee taht tehy walkz in, dump awn teh floor n walkz owt. So sadnesses.
AI lurvz how teh cheezpeepz don letem stawp teh funneh kommentz! U gaiz rok!!
you, too.
Notta wunnuv us…butt tinks fer stoppin bye….bye!
Troolee grate answer, Missy!!!
geminayt duzint haz no BRAYNZ foar zombeez–er–i meenz LOLRIGINALITY.
I red Geminate’s post owt loud an wuz juss kinda starin at it and mah mom herd
me and sed, “Sumbodee posted dat?” And I sed yes, and I went on too splain dat
sumtimes peepul are meen an we call dem trolls.
Mah sweet, dignified mommy den sed, “Tell him too go crawl under a bridge.”
Took me a secund.
Kafleen – Yer mommeh haz wizzdum an klass…and deh funneh…glad yew shared.
She sed, “! Isn’t that strange? I heer dat at wurk!”
*wisspurs* she allwuz acts surrprised by teh compliments.
{{{{{{Kafleen’s mommy}}}}}}}}}}
poll de woll!!
say huh?
Googul haz let mii daon!! eye wuz tryin 2 fiend yu teh sawng
abowt teh 3 billee goetz dat goez:
“I’m a troll, powldy woll,
I’m a troll, powldy woll.
I’m a troll, powldy woll.
and I’ll eat you for supper!”
butt awl eye gawt wuz lame stawreez adn noe sawng!!
sawree.
*shaeks fist* DARN YOO GOOGLE!!1 DARN YOO AWL TOO HECK!!!
There. Purrhapz wuz skeeree enuf taht teh google will behav now.
skeerd mii N E waiz!! 1
gigglolz
awwww…u gais r so cute.
awn a bluff ♪
awn a bluff
det stud tree billee goetz gruff.
grayt big billee goet, middul billee goet, liddul billee goet gruff.
♫
Dey nommd an nommd teh grassiz awn taht bluff teel der wuz nawn leff!! Aw shaem!!
But akworz teh ribbuh wuz teh lush meddow fulla sweit grin grassiz.
An teh ownlee wai akworz wuz teh riketty rakkitty brij.
An undu teh brij libbed teh beeeg baaad twoll.
An N E buddy cwossin teh brij wud fynd teh twoll singinz:
Eyem a twoll powldy wohl. (yaddy ya da yah) –
an eyeull eet yu 4 suppah!!1
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an yu awl noe teh ress ob teh stawree.
juss liek IRL teh bad dood getz eet in teh nek.
Mai favrit bit ov teh sawng wuz teh sownd F X:
Klip klop klip klop; hop n skip hop n skip.
klip klop ober teh rikkettee brij!
datz mai sawng fur yu kafleen az yu r sew gud at teh klip n klop wif yur hoovz.
mebbeh yu kud klip klop weirdpress rown teh eerz abowt teh werdrap witch mex rytin teh payn ( an eyem nawt tawkin tomas! )
Gosh.
I r bettin dat dat Slackur
Google has jumped rite into akshun casw ub Janet darning it to heck!
Gess DAT will show dat stoopee Googul!!!
I passed dat hug on.
make her sum waffuls! adn a parfay!
ebreebuddy liek parfayz.
srsly.
haiya ebberywon! eye is jus wonnering how teh waffuls an parfay started? I ushually only do one lolcat per day (and I still spend way 2 mush thyme here!), so sumtimes i hiss teh mistery class an taste teh hole werm?
psst!!
It’s a Donkee frum Shrek referunts!
Teh Donnkee likes teh parfaits an waffulls!
oh, i forgotted dat! Funny kowinky-dink: My bro an I watched “Shrek 3 last nite at herr plase. Saw originil Shrek long ago. Doan ‘bemember ebberfing as good as eye ussta. Butt I likes yer Donkee Kafleen! Ai ben finkin’ ’bout gettin’ an abitar myseff–iz pretty kool.
i meenz at my mom’s plase! She has Old-timers. Seems to run in teh famibly!
Oh, noes.
She has Old_timers?
I wuz all hoofee an gleefull wiff ur post till u seded dat. I has a sorry.
I hope it NOT run in teh famibly!
Oh, yah! Kowinky-dink…..juss cyurrius…did dat word orijuhnate
frum teh Trey Parker movie, ….*shuffles hoof em-bare-ass-edlee*
*dat Big O Movie?*
Or did it cum frum sumware else?
Yes, get an avatar! Is fun!
Hai, kaflen.
Iz it my maginashunz, or r teh avatarz lukking
kleerer 2dae? Kafleen ur donkee iz being
much eezyer 2 dissern. I can eben see himz
liddle smile.
kowinky dink sounz moar liek teh muppitz –
nomm nommm!! inter koker 
liek deyr wunnerfool ‘fenomenuh’ sawng wif teh ’spiid’ gurl.
eyem juss teh bebbeh an lubz teh muppitz.
Kukkee monzta am mai bake-brudder. iz liek blud brudder but 4 nommmin kukkeez!
koker! koker!!
inte kakor. nao dat eye googul eet 2 reefrish mai memreez.
kowinky dink v. v. olde
b4 intarwebs evn
mai dad oldr n drt sed kowinky dink.
kowinky dink: I sayz it all teh tyme! If I ‘member correctly itz frum Popeye. (I thinks.) Iz way he tawks at least. Speaking of kowinky dinkz, I wuz just splaining this to wun ov my kidz a fyw daze ago!
Oh, kitkay. ai am SOOOO sorree to heer that. it iz a terribul thing. That must bee SOOOO har fur yoo. {{{{{{kitkay}}}}}}
Wun ov mai best frenz frum Hai Skool – hur huzband – also a hai skool frend ov mine – haz it. An we ar watching him fayde away. He wuz a reelee gud frend to mee – an Captain ov teh football teem – an had a grate career as a lolyur. An, ov corse, we had awl eggspected to frolic into awld aij togedder. It’s verree sad.
tanks, Janet an Kafleen yoo guyz R teh gratest!
My mom is OK right now, rlly. I moved hurr out hear 2 my town, an she libbes in a berry nyse “assisted living” place down teh street. Dey takes rlly gut care ob her, an she iz happy. She reedz hurr favoryte books obber an obber, an ea. X dey seem gnu 2 hurr. (lolz) She iz a mush different and nicer purrson dan teh mom hoo raysd mii. Bedder layte thin nebber! Prolly will git more challenging in footure, butt wii manage OK now.
So srry ’bout yore frend’ hubby! So sad 4 yoo, an ’speshully 4 his wife.
So srry for you’all—brackets!{{{{{{{{{y’all}}}}}}.
I donut kno ware “ko-winky-dink” cumez frum, butt ai lykes how it sownds!
fangs agin, K.
Ai am glad to heer she iz hapee an well taken care ov. Taht is SOO important. An sumhow reelee gud that she haz turned to nice. Sumtiems it goes the odder way – furmallee nice peeple turn into stranj monsters.
Ai hav red there iz pawssiblee sumthing to do about it on teh way. Just wish they wud reelee HURREE UP wif it!!!
They were wun ov fiev pair ov Hai Skool sweetharts in mai class hoo ackshullee got married. An awl ar happilee married still.
Corse – Gail – nawt so happee now.
I wuz having not so awsum Valentine’s Day, so I buyed red sattin hart-shaped box uv chonklits for my ownself. Then I had sudden impulse and buyed another red sattin hart-shaped box uv chonklits and dropped it off wif manajer uv caregiving facility in my naybahood so senya peeps and peeps on weels have a treet.
V. Day still teh sucks but not as bad afta that.
{{{{Tessie}}}}
I admires peepul hoo treshurs demself.
Fank-U Kafleen. Yoo are kind harted person an wun uv teh many reezons this site iz sutch a welkoming plase for all.
PS. After riting “peeps on weels” I thinked they shud all have a gang called dat, wif matching jakets and all, like “Hell’s Grannies”.
Peeps awlwaiz telz mii taht teihr sweet senyurz getz teh meenz win tehy beez gettin teh Old Timers, but mai dad wuz meen az teh snake, adn teh O. T. made him teh sweetz, jus confoozled. Hugegantic improvement. Wish Ai had benz rased bi teh confoozled gy. Himz mom had it, tu, sew Ai hopz Ai getz past ober bi it.
Dat is vereh sad, an I cumpleetelee empathize. Mah daddy
is an alcoholic. He has been hateful all my life. Sadlee, wen
he is drunk he is teh nicest. Wen I was pregnat he tole me
things he wud nebbur say sobur. Is pitiful dat sum peepul
cannot show dere troo hart until dey is under teh influence ub
sumthing dat soothes dem.
I suspect he will go owt wiff a wimpur, not a bang…and dat
he will bee teh same way…sweet an cunfuzzled.
Awld aij iz rly NAWT fer teh sisseez!
BTW, did yoo notice teh spoonerism? i likes them—dats 1 ob mt faves!
(hissed my mystery class an tasted teh whole worm)
i notissed dem and got the giguuls. fanks!
p.s. thanks for sharing. prayers and good thoughts for you…
Hey, an dat wun makes sense, too!
(um…sed pleh too a boggling subject and snarfed teh tequila? )
snurt!
Why would they come to our website just to boo us?
iz a stoopy hoomin fing.
i’z nebber eber been on a forum what hazzn’t had trolls.srsly.
mebbe dems needs a cheerup!
more LOLs!
I wuz borrowing frum Lisa Simpson. She sed this when she played saxamafone in concert wif Oates, Garfunkel, an Messina (”born to runner-up”), an awdientz booed them.
Iz sensibibble kwestion, tho. Shirley there’s enuff other fings on innertoobs that this person can find something they akshully like?
But yoo are good harted to fink of cheerup for all, even trollses!
moar happeez less crappeez!
Oh yeah I rememberz dat Simsuns fing nao. Tanks.
Slackers!!!!
Yesh, as one cheezfrend so byootifullee sed on the Yahoo Cheez Group, teh
troll needs to be taken to Princess Mu’s meadow an wrapped in a sawftee
blankee and hugged and schmooed an ebburtime hee open his mouf too gripe,
wee stuff choklut in it and him fites and fites butt we wares him down in teh
end.
How about…
Com grasshopper… I teach u ty chee…
Aweyz so kwik and clevr
this kitteh is danjerously kyooot
danjerusly, i sez.
i thinks i’ll go awai an thinks about sumfin like taxes
danjer!
danjer!
eye bileeb munkee buttz B teh mowzt F ektif kyoot thrilluh killuh..!
taxez gibz mii hed splortz ov a diffrunt kien wich noe chrg kin purtekt yu frum!
Tehn yoo must uze teh 50s bathing cap wif teh flours. MUCH stronger tahn teh simpul CHRG(wdoi).
dey am steel teh hyt ov fashun rown heer!
naw!! dat am PDB’s jawb!
Eye nebber kid bowt diz playz.
Iz stuk een a tiemworp taht wud mek a borg N V yuss!
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Peepz daon heah reefurr 2 teh ‘coloneez’,
adn habbent kwyt axeptid awl taht bawstun T pawtee stuff.
LOLZ indeed!!!!! an LOLZ summoar. Oh- mai . . .
Umm – an yoo – fitz rite in???
gibbocat – if yoo come bak heer – a must tell yoo that ai must go to bed now – must get up rather urlee.
but – if yoo hav teh time, yoo shud go to the “I iz cuter” awn Friday, teh 7th. Ai had a long an verree interesting (fur mee, eneway) talk wif Phillipe about mai niece. An it ended wif sum verree funneh – not modern English quotes. Ai say not modern becuz what menee peepl say iz Old English issn’t – an ai’m reelee nawt quite shur where we were wif the English. Mary O’ wuz there too. Ai think yoo mite be interested to reed about Philippe. An mai stoopee Bruther-in-lol. Philippe’s “oh, that’s baby talk” iz almoast a high moment of hyoomor heer.
Fitz-Rytin am mai middul naem!
Gibb Fitz-Rytin O’cat duz gif awai mai mixt heritij tho.
Butt iz steel shawtur tahn Janetofthewai2mennee2menshunKittehz
witch muss b a payn wen yur fillin een dokyumintz!
Fitz-RYtin!!! Ai’ve beem reeding that fur fiev minitz now – an can awnlee jsut now sorta rite- type.
So – Gibb Fitz-Rytin O’Cat. Hmm – soundz kinda nice. LOLZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Ai think – tho ai am nawt shur – taht ai am again under sum kind ov contol – NOT!!!!!
Oh – now yoo maed mai ribs hurt!!
datt is teh kyootest zombeh kitteh ebers.
::skweels!::
triller zombeh kitteh mayks ur hed asplots wiv teh khyoot nd DEN eetz ur braynz
*snerk*
teh splodin hed maykz teh braynz eezier 2 get 2…much bettr fr kitteh zombee teff than havin 2 crunch froo hedz!
…dat wuz sposta be ‘kitteh zombee TEEF’.
iz ok i readz it az teef, itty bitty khyootie babbeh kitteh teef, nyom nyom nyom nyom
dis kitteh is lookin behine him to seez if teh nasty zombeys are kreepin up behine him wile he is doin his danse. and iffin so kitteh will lead zombey kittehs to the homes where he nos there ar splortz going on because of seein cutey pickshre. Kitteh no idjit, zombees will leaf kitteh a lone and feast on ICHG splort -a-rama
braynes!
dis wut we callz simba-yosis
SMOOOV KWIMINAL
Yeeeahuh shamon*grab crotch*
HEEEE HEEEEE!!!!!
*laffs at shamon*
Hoo hoo!
……muun wahkee dans…..
roll hat down…..and bak…..
splay fingrz…..and JAZ HANZ!!1!
LOL LOL LOLZ
omg Melissa, ai lubz lubz LUBZ teh HEE HEEEEE part! mai sistur nd ai alwez b joakin bowt dat wenebbur we talkz bowt meowcael.
kitteh danz fer tuna (nd cn opner).
dansin’ to teh tun’a “friller” 4 tuna!
buena fortuna!!
I dunno, firs thing I finked was soulja boi, mebbe I’z jus too yung to laff reel hard at thriller joke…?
Is still funny tho.
soulja boy!
Dis Kittah is full of win and awesum. Way cooler than this guy – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0
Oh pooh!!! ai shudn’t hav watched thiz. Now ai reelee wantz to go to India again.
it’s so kool taht yoo gitz 3 travil so mush, jch1000000k! I can tell yoo enjoyz it so mush, 2.
naw. eye fink janet juss needz 2 goe sew hur kan shute teh dood in teh red plaztik soot B 4 he skapez!!
Shud ai doo it?? ai cud trai. Can a borrow yur gun??? Or doo yoo still needs it?? Yoo doo seem to liek to shute it a lot.
mii.. shute mai gunnn????!!!11!! u kannawt B C reeyuz!!??
eye habent eben wayvd eet @ N E buddee 4 mennee mennee fredz – eye fink tehr am kobwibz in teh barrul!
but eef yu wanna shute spydurz eggz at sumwun – B mai gezt!
Oh yes, kitkay. Ai reelee reelee do. India – iz teh . . .werz almost fail mee. Wwll – just as fabulous an amaizing az yoo think. Mai mind almoast reels to think ov awl tha ai hav seen an dun there.
There ar – to be shur – menee plaices ai hav nawt been (not in India) – ai meen liek China. So ai cannawt reelee say “there iz no plaice as wunderful as India” becuz – well – ai don’t know. But ai have been to the Taj Mahal three tiems – an it’s beautee duz not stale. Amazing ebertiem. Maybee even more so.
Ai wish ai cud just wire yr hed to mine – ai cud show yoo Sicilee – teh Greek ruins – teh wun an awnlee Taormina, wher yoo can sit in teh beeg Greek theare awn the hill, an to the left iz the sea, straight ahed a few miles away iz Mount Etna – erupting wif rivers ov red running down when ai wuz there an to the rite – a medieval cassul awn the hill.
Oar driving at nite thru teh mountains – coming up to Salzburg frum teh south – an coming around a bend in teh road to see Hohen. . .cant remember teh nayme rite now (just befoar yoo come to Pass Lueg) an teh castle, awl lit up, but half covered in cloud – with teh pennantz flying – sheer majik. It iz teh same castle where ai wunc – gigglolz – accidentallee drove up teh foot path too teh top!!! Ai thot teh rode wuz a liddle narrower than ai remembered. An sum peepl awn teh top were quite startled when ai appered thru teh treez in teh liddle beetle. Of corse, ai wuz lukki not to drive off the edge, ai wuz laffing so hard. Cudn’t turn around – dint want to even TRAi baking down!!! Maeks mee laff to this day.
An rite now, ai hav frenz hoo hav invied mee to com along awn a trp to Egypt – yoo know – Nile cruze an awl – an ai CAN’T DOO IT!!! Least – ai dont thnk so. Ai hav awnlee dun it wuns – an that iz nawt neerlee enuf. Yoo wudn’t believe what it iz liek to see the akshul Egypshun drawingz in teh tooms. Astonishlee beyootifu. An yoo cannawt – frum a buk – imagin teh grandeur ov teh bildings.
Ai do so wish yoo cud do it too. Its nawt fair.
janet, that was so nice of u to share dat wif us. Don’t wurry about
how long the messij iz. It makes my hart warm to reed uv it and
how much fun u had. I lol’d about the beedle on teh narrer rode.
Thnx.
It wuzznt a rode. It wuz a path!!! It awnee LUKED liek a rode when ai started out!!!
I sry.
I mented deh “rode” as a pun.
u “rode” up teh narrer paf.
But I must hab missed.
Sumtimez mai obleeknesses r 2 obleek.
*sigh*
Aw – no – ai missed it. Sorree. Wuz a gud pun!!! An now ai see it quite cleerlee!
Werfen!!1 It’s Hohenwerfen. Just remembered. Yoo can google it an see how prittee it iz.
OOOOOoooooooohhhhhhh.
bery prittee.
i lubs deh castlez. Teh 1s eye sawed in
Scotland were so faskinating. The architecture
and teh historeez bof were captivating.
Oh cweenmj, thank yoo fur yur kind remarkx. ai hav had nothing but fun awlmoast mai hole lief long. What ai described up there iz not even a drawp in teh bukkit.
ai hav even drivien 220 kms per hr awn teh autostrada in Italee – in mai Maserati – just to see if ai cud doo it. It’s prittee fast, let mee tell yoo. Teh car cudda gone faster, but ai cudn’t. That wuz mai limit. Got a bit skeered there. Ummm – that akshulle awnlle about 132 miles per hr. Sounds much faster in kilometers, duzznt it???
I hab only been to urope twicted. Onest to Scotland
(4 fun) and onest to Spain/Majorca (4 werk).
I lubbed bof tripz. Wisht I cud b going agen. But
huzban no wantz to travel ober teh pond. Iz ok.
We travel heer all deh timez now.
And I think 220kms iz fast eben in teh mphz.
Mallorca!!! I lub Mallorca!
*finks bak to awl teh fun tiems*
I lubs Spain, too.
fanks so much 4 teh travel-lougez! eye wented wiff yoo in my hed an it wuz fun!!!
annodder ko-winky-dink—’bout india–i juss wached ‘the d’jarling express’, a movee set in india. knot rlly about India, but wuz there.
Sercritly ai hope ai kan meet yoo sumday. an kaffleen, an everbuddy! even more thin seaing egypt, volkanoes an kastles,
k.
sekretlee, kitkay??? duzzn’t haz to bee a sekret!! Ai am wishing fur that, too!!
An – trooth to tell, ai eggspektz it will reelee happen sumdai. We hav awl becum way too gud ov frenz. . .
An speekin of that – do YOO belong to cheezfrenz??? If nawt, yoo shud. Ai noe – ai dont go there an commint – wud liek too – not quite enuf time. But – teh byooty part iz – ai CUD!! An ebreebuddee hoo iz there iz saif – we can’t loose them. Yoo can eben send emails frumm there. Do yoo know how to get there??
www. groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
Hmmm – izzn’t rite. Aill trai again.
OHai JCH4kajilyunK!
Ai tink taht a peskee “space” wuz snuk between teh “…www.” n teh “groups…”
See iffn taht duzunt fixit.
nao – thet rillee am skerrreee!!1!!
*shudder* yup.
omg i remebbur dis vid! sew much funnee, im wipen teh teerz from mai eyz.
How odd. It was just this morning or last night I suddenly out of the blue saw myself posting on here about Michael Jackson, and my mixed feelings of grief over his personal life and my awe of his incredible talent. I thought about it several times again today. And there he is.
Wutt a talented, strange man, misunderstood and conflicted.
I has a sad….
sounds like yoo had deja boo. awl ober agin.
dawnkee powuh!!
doan kik it!!
Thriller Deja Vu= Deja Boo! How clebbur!! I like it!
yah – i watched Brian’s link above to teh Indian Thrilla (funnee!), and then to remind mahself I watched teh orijinal. that wuz a grate video! Changed everything.
I has a mix cd for exersize an housewurk muzik. Wun song iz old Jakson 5 song, “Who’s Lovin’ You”. It iz teh awsum but as muchly as I likes it, it makes me sad to lissen 2, beclaws when I heer it, I thinks how talented Michael Jackson was, and how he cud have been wun ov the alltime grates like Smokey Robinson (I wuz gonna menshun Otis Redding an Sam Cooke and Marvin Gaye, but MJ’s outlived them all, wich is anuther sad story for anuther day)… if hiz life had gone just a LITTLE BIT differently.
Nou I haz a sad 2 think about Otis n Sam n Marvin. Sum day win wii awl bees wif CC, dey will sing tu us agin. Haz a sad 2 think about Michael, tuu. But Ai iz a silly owld wumun, adn mai maind duznt stai on ennithing long, sew itz kwiklee thinkin taht insted uv teh serjrees, Michlol shud havz jes gotten teh floof tacht tu him. Wud hab much kyoot.
It’s close to miiiiidnite
An’ sumfin kewt iz lerkin’ in the dark
iz ok ib iz khyoot kittunz liek dis, rite? rite?
cheezpeepz lyke lerkin’ kewtness—lyke 2 lurk on ICHC an C teh kewt…at nite or naught-nite!!!
It’s your cat, waiting fur u too go to sleep so it can attack yor face and doo pushee
paws wiff its pointee ends on ur hed.
To avenge its baff.
My Kitten stile: let me sho u it.
Kitfu.
…for no mere mortal can resist
the evil of the thriller-kitteh!
dunno… lookz moar lyk kung foo fitin to me
eeder way, iz moar dan a liddle bit frytning!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=730393
Imposter.
I b thinking this kittey behbeh b talking to his inbisible fwend.
He b telling him awl about the wondermus cheezpeepz.
“When dey b seeing u, dey will b gibbing u deh 5 cheezburgerz
if u b habing teh cyootnesses. Adn if u beeing berry berry cyoot,
tehy will b wanting to snorgle u. Don’t u worry tho; snorgling soundz
skeery but iz reely reely nise.”
i can has imbizimabul fweend snorgle?
hai Qw…..did he tellz hiz knot ‘bissibull fren ’bout teh splortin’? Mite wanna menschen dat. CUteness iz danjerus!
Kiitehs only concern iz thingz taht affect deh kittehz.
Kittehs not wurry bout hoomanz splortagingz.
Dat is hoomanz problem.
(az long az deh loss uv deh branz duz not inhibit dere can opuning skillz.)
Ayroabikkz Kitteh
habz plump bawtill bush tayl 4
kewtness andz ballunss
Wenz tayl iz flatt awnz
t3h floar, Kitteh canz standz up
juss lyke Gawdzilla
Kitteh no roarz lyke
Gawdzilla, but shayrz himz urjj
4 mass deestrukkshun
Kitteh will lurnz dat
danseeng iz much sayfurr andz
Hewminz willz smyle
Jack.
Tanx JD
bootiful
Mai hoola danz. Lemme sho u eet.
iz eet teh inbizibul hula hupe oar teh inbizibul mumu?
ore grass-skert?
Invisibl Majik Trik…
Shazam!!1!
juss liek dat…!!
iz jess a jump 2 teh left…n taek a step 2 teh riiiiiiiit.
put ur hans on ur hips
n bend ur neez in tiiiiiiiiiiim
kittehlurve, I dantzes teh tiem warp wit yoo!
*jumpz to teh left*
*steps to teh rite*
Thrillah!
Dis is so much bettah than de stoopy supahbow commershal with that model and the cgi lizardz!!!!
no lolz heer
moov uhlung
Backstreet boyz ain’t got nothin on meh
(sings)
Itz close ta midnite
Sumthin stripey’s lurkin by tha door
Yoo try to squee
But snorgle takes tha sound be4 yoo make it…
(V price voice over)
Kuteness rules akross tha land…
haha aw that’s so cute
Small and soft and sweet and fluffy…
Da kitteh from ICHC goes dancin…
And when she dances
De peeps who see her
goes Awwww….
goes awwwwww…..
SPLORT!
Cutealiciousness
Too much
(Thump)
thwiiiilllerr!!! thwiller meow,n noone gonna save u from the basemant cat’s strike
1 day, mai kitteh dance liek dat.
R.I.P. Michael Jackson…I guess Thriller Kitty here will have to carry on his legacy.
Perhaps this picture should be brought back to the front now?
I agree. Bring back all the MJ kittehs.