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b-cuz bii doz iz stobbdd ub
ooo, ai don tink a tummi rub iz gonna halp diz ‘un
no, it needz tu be showered wif lub-an-afeckshun
A little Ajax cleanser wouldn’t hurt, either.
et burhzn D:!
N E ryngz lepht in teh baff wil B soald in awxyun at teh tybooteek.
*chukles* Ai sumhow dont think thiz will bee a reel hawt item. Hotcaeks - yes. Bafftub rings - hmmm - nawt so much.
sum liekz eet hawt oar nawt.. eye heer mary O’ haz poot in teh advanz beed awn teh bafring awf ai sertin jaymz pond.
congratulashuns, T’sM. How would you like to celebrate?
“Tank” U Mary O. Haow abawt water dansz adn sumting tu wet our whistle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V0OxkKXG-M
this tub needs da Handles (wnndr ware day wnted?)
teh pump downt werk
cuz teh vandals took teh Handels !!1!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-xIulyVsG8
at leest it weren’t tohse Vikings!
Nao wii noe wer teh handul went - hao abowt teh pikchewer ebidenz ov Y!! ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESklBg0xMt8
Still shaking hed in bemewsment. Ai either need to get out moar - or stay in moar! Can’t tell wich.
yu juss nead teh bigguh baff!
But - ai has teh bigguh baff!! It’z cawled “Lake Meeshegun.”
muss tek an awfool amownt ov scrubbinz!!!!!
Itz awl sandee - it scrubz itself.
eye traid dat wif mai baff butt eet juss blawkt teh plugoal!!
Ai think this is purrhaps teh plaice wher tehy say “Donut trai this at hoam.”
am dat anudder deeeeelishus creem karamell donut??
Yoo has a moast amazing memree. It CUD bee a deeeelishus creem karamell donut - since it iz just sitting there eneway.
hoo wudda thort teh baf cud B bad 4 teh teef??
thort??? Akshullee - thort. Ai says it several teims. Thort. Thort.
gigglolz!!! Nope - dint halp. still funneh!
eye bileeb kitteh tuk teh handulz soe wii cud nawt mek teh baff .
kitteh sai Bad bad ass! nawt Badedaz!!!
Mush wunnerful musicks, tank U Mary O’ ai naow owt ob bref frum werlin’ and twerlin’. ai fown sum peech Freska foour wettin’ wissels, wunner if ders ne berbonn schlussh lefober frum da udder dai.
mmm, sowndz gud, Tukkz’z moma! an cawngratz awn nawt-sekund!!
*kleerz froat*
*singz*
sing hey! fer teh baff at teh kloze ub teh dai
dat warshez teh weery mud awai!
a loon iz he hu will nawt sing,
o! watta hawt is a noabl fing!
watta kold we mai pour at need
daon a firsty froat an be glad indeed,
but berbonn schlush be bedder if drinky we lak–
an watta hawt poured daon teh bak!
LOTR FTW!1!!! I lubs it.
*sounds of furry paws clapping*
Wii nawt bin singeded tu b4, hawo sweete!
win!
p.s. is todae teh day wee awl comes ober for the dessert dinner, Moe?
mundaez chez moe - awl desserts, awl dae! lessee wut we haz heer. crayte ub mangoez, heepz ub orinj jello, duzinz ub qwins piez, an–heffins! oanly elebenty pikkan piez! dat nawt gonna be enuff if mary o’ dropz in
*getz bizzy baekin moar pikkan piez*
dere’z no such fing az tuu mush dessert (wel nawt onna intarwebz ennywai)
yay! pecawn pyes!
teh otter stuff looks gud, alsew.
nebber had teh quinze pie befoar.
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i fink i akshully has the kwinzes growin in mye yard. (well, nawt naow)
nebber noes wut toodoo wiffem.
Oh!!! Mary O’ an Phillipe - how doo yoo doo it!!!?? An Philliipe - ai dunt meen to sound - well - snobbee oar enethng - but wai on URTH wud yoo be watching taht video in teh furst place - an tehn remember teh last lion - an then be abul to find it.
Ai’ll NEBBER be abul to keep up wif yoo too!!! *shakes hed in amaizment*
Ohai, we has teh multiculshural vidyeo collecshun going on here. We has Handel, and handles, and sumfin … beyond amazing … in teh swimming pooool.
an then ai wuz inspirated by Mary O’S tew find teh vidyeo awn teh interwebs.
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ai remembers teh lion in teh song because eberybuddy noes taht teh pump donut wurk bcause teh vandals took teh handel.
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i likes teh video connecshuns — wuz it yew who posted teh G&S pirate king video, or sumbuddy else? It was teh funney.
O hai, Phillipe. Yes, it wuz ai. Salleh gibbed it too mee becuz she knows ai lurves the G&S. AND she just found teh compleet produckshun on DVD. So now ai reelee can hav it!! Ai am verree happpe.
AND - msg to Jennifer has been sent - but it mite have been too layte fur today. Wud hav gotten tehre at eiterh 11PM or midnite. Nawt shur what DST haz dun to teh times.
Ai told her to tiem the research!!! Soon - awl will bee reveeled.
Evereebuddee??? Reelee?? *sniff* Ai dint know it. Ai hadn’t eben hurd of it befoar.
an that - yoo see - iz wai ai usuallee just stand bak in awe an watch ebbree buddee else. Too menee kulchur gaps - ai has them.
enn fewchewer teh turm ‘ebberreebuddeee’ weel B amendid 2 ‘awl x ept JCH4K’
juss 4 teh sayk ov akkewrassee.
Oh nooooes!!! Altho - it will dowtless bee moar accurate. Ai am - baffled. Reelee. How doo - how duz ebreewun know these things? Ai know ai am libbing in pritte mcuh teh sayme whilred. Oar - maybee nawt.
ssshhhh …..
ai wuz bein ironical
or ironicalolal
or expressing teh irony
sumfin like taht
sum ub us can kwote dylan
sum ub us can kwote captin kirk
sum ub us can kwote G&S
sum ub us can kwote teh green night
sum ub us noes to luk fur ethel mermaid videos
.
speeeking stricly fer mice elf
(an teh entire staff of d’Beaker Laboratories)
it be a toss-up wich is teh more fun
(a) wen i recognize sum refrence and can say
ftw!!1!!
or,
(b) when I don’t have a clue and can say
wtf???
.
so … cheers up JCH4+K(nowlege)
we is awl in this together.
.
em i incoherent enuf yet?
bai
ethel mermaid HAHAHAHAHAHA1!!1!
i wuz kinda
hopinwurried it would be anudder hipopopoatmus3tenors mometn…wut, you thinks i donut lern my lessun????
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click “add comment” wunce.
yep.
Where iz this hippopawtamus incident??? It sounds reelee funnee, but ai havn’t found it.
An -Phillipe - alas - ai waz too slo. Just checked - no msg frm Jennifer. Ai gave hur awl teh informashun. Ai can hardlee wait to see what she duz. She’s reelee VEREE smart.
O mai gudness!!1 Ai got totalee sidetraked. Thankz fur teh encouraging wurds. Its just - pop kulchur - ai has it not.
iz awl teh saem mudbawl plannit, janet.
wii juss tuch daon een diffrunt playziz.
“plannit, janet” - soundz quite liek “dammit, Janet.” Both rather fun to say.
teh faymous hipopopopopotomous incident happened on teh “3 tenors ” picshur some time ago. ai denies all. all, ai tells you.
if i knew how to do teh blushing smiley, ai wud.
Ooh - that WUZ a long tiem (ICHC tiem, eneway) ago. Ai can hardlee wayte to see it.
An thank yoo, Phillipe - fur yur verree kind wurds frum above. Ai am purrhaps just a bit too sensitiv - sumtiems. Ai know EVEREEBUDDEE duzn’t meen. . evereebuddee. Teh eggscepshun proovs teh rool ebreetiem.
Ai’m just still - an ai hav ben heer since August - dazzled bai moast ov teh cheezpeeps heer.
I am learning things again.
Icanhaz HiveMind?
meee tuuuu
That’s y this is such a totally awesum space. Handel I only sort of know, Dylan, well I had a college radio show early 70’s, Rocky Horror Picture Show heaven knows where I picked that up, Spock and Kirk always, from my dad on, but Esther Williams Mermaid I was totally missing, K Von… I know but don’t, and G&S I’m almost ignorant of. Yu peeps r awl sew awesum.
you, too!
Emo bath anxiously awaits news of its handles
Boddee skrubz!!! Itz a plummer! GET IN THE BAFF!!
Iz emo cuz he has zit on his noze!
Emo bath is pensive.
but not EXpensive.
ew, nuvver ting wif a face dat shuddent has a face. dey scurrs meh, idk whai. dis one even wurse dan ‘emo wall’
whai isnt imamin- inna- fings dat izznt alyve evvur happee? dey is alwayz emo.
ai sowwwy….ai wantz to sees teh kittehz oar teh cyute aminalz…….noawt baffrum fizshurez…..ebben ifn dey iz sad….(an dis iz fur shure a sad baffrum fizshure)
Someone call the “DIY” channel! Fast!
OH NOES!!!!! Hoo - hoo ar teh peepl giving ar deer salleh these low burgers. SHAYME AWN YOO!!!!
She wuz having a reel bad day. She haz awnlee dial up an iz hard fur hur to come at awl. She waned a cyoot pikshur to cheer hur up - an finds a sad bafroom pikshur instead. And for this - I lapse into English because I am beside myself with anger - she get these low burgers!!!!???.
How - how- how could yoo peeple do this!!!!??? I can’t believe my eyes. Just when I said, a couple of pictures ago, that the cheezpeepl never disappoint.
I am VERY disappointed now. I never in the world expected to see such a thing.
*wispurs*
psst, salleh
eben when teh pichur nawt ob a kitteh or otter cyute aminal,
the antics of the cheezpeeples can be
almost as funny
and raising to teh spirits.
oh ai noes……ai jest stumbbeded onto dis wun eerli awn ina game……ai was about numbur 6 oar 7 to maek teh comments……..awl teh picctures do is gibbs dis groop a running start at teh funnee……..so ifn we jest needs a running start…whi nowt wiff kittehz ????
an ’sides…..ar we running oawt ov kitteh photos ???? ai noes a guud plaise to fine reel guud kitteh picctures…….
oh wells, ai hab spended mostest ov mi lif noawt being undermastood……iz no differmints heer….heer iz jest teh funnier dan reel life…….iz ok, ai can has teh guud frendz heer……noawt too wurry…..enuff nise peepuls heer dat cheers me awp……lik mi guud fren Janet, an 3 Heathens an Kaffleen an D Maries, anIBK an Mary O’ an July an addkitteh an lolcatbrugarl…jest to naem an few…….(an miny odders too)