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kitteh plain toons awn ysikkles!
Win! great catpshun-congratulashuns!
Congaratumalayshuns Ambercat.
Dansin on iyse?
Drinksies onna rokks?
Theme from ice castles- “thru the eyes/ice of love”, praps?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pTyD_8hcmzA
Wow!! Gracefulness-she has it!
Ai fink mebbee sum kynd ob padding wud be reqwired-an teh green floofy nikkerz!!Brrrrrrr.
Prolly spend moast ob teh tyme onna dekk!!My lak ob coordinayshun- let me show yew it!
Ai gib it a gud try tho.Awlwayz up ferr a challinj.
just remember all things are pawsibul on ICHC…
*slide glide wobble slide turn stretch teh armz abbub teh hed *
*spin spin spiiin spiiiiiiiiiin spppppppplatt!!*
dusts off teh powderd ice an begin agen
*Slide glide slide slide spin spin spin wheeeeeeeeeee.jump an hop*
*Spin an twirl an glide an spin an spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinn*
landz on two feet an taykes a bow!
Waddya noe? Ai kin do en e fing ai want on ICHC.Yayyyyyyyy!!!1
*crowd rises to feet*
*wild applaws*
Why fankyew fankew ebbereewun* lukkin shyly up atteh stand.*
ai wud lyke tew fank MaryO’ fur her nebber fayling belleef dat ai cud do dis.
She remyndid me dat all fings ar pawsibble on ICHC.Fur dis ai am berree grateful.*hands MaryO’ a huyoooge bowkay ob flowerz*-(doan frow ennee onna ice Mary ai still a bit wobblee on mai blaydez)
Yay Tidmum! Wai to go!!
Taht wuz teh beeeyooootifull!
Unfurrunetly, I lerned iceskating frum teh moovie SlapShot wif Paul Newman. So I’z nawt gonna skate, cuz ai’d most liekly just hip-check sumone.
Fanks PB2K.
Ai bet yew wud doo jess fyne skaytin heer. Go on hab a try!!
a reely reely loawng tyme ago……wen ai waz gonnin to hi skool, teh hi skool ai wented to haz a beeutifullz villa awn it, an waz up ina foothillz ov teh San Gabrial Montinz…….(u kan seez doze montinz awn Noo Yeerz Day …dey ar teh wunz dey show an ar behine Pasadena….an form teh bakdrop of teh Rose Parade)
aniwai…..fur about free dayz…..Paul Newman waz at our skool….makin a moobie…naow a guud moobie , but it waz Paul Newman…so hoo carez? an he camed obber to teh oawtside assembli area, an gibbed a liddle speeches to us….(an ai waz a senior, so ai was in teh frunt row…sigh)…..an yessess…he do hav teh blooest eeyz u ebber did see….
*takes flowers*
*buries face in the bouquet to fully enjoy the heady fragrance*
thank you very much. you always had it in you!
praps theme frum Ice Castles-Lukkin thru de Ice ob Love?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTyD_8hcmzA
this will prolly dubble poast-sry if id duz…
Wi had ta sing taht song in joonyer hi skool kwire. I member tinkin it wuz pritty.
Fanx! I found dis kjoot kitteh on dee internetz en imidiutlee dis kepshun came up in mi mind! Im so happee I maked it to dee front paeg!
ai haz resipeee 4 berbunn schlussh taht iz nawt unlyk dis, ai shuud maek sum 4 us awl?
“I wish my brother george was here”
( ice 9 kitty sez: “oh s*** …” )
Cat’s Cradle - FTW
must agree
O HAI UP THERE, AMBERCAT!!! Congraz awn yur lufflee plaice up there - an ai’m ice skating down heer fur yoo!!
It’s been a while - so ai’ll start out slolee *skate skate skate fliparound skating bakwerds now - faster, faster, faster* *thump* Oh mai. Sorree Tidmum. gigglolz!
so upsee we go - letz hold hans a crak teh whip. WHEEEEEEE!!!
An - ai must say it. This wun rivasl teh Starz kitteh fur sheer beyooty. An it tuches teh hart in a moast stranj way. . .
i has an isickle
Rats. I askeded Santa Claws for a BICYCLE for krissmuss.
At least he didn’t bringing u deh hippoppoopotomusses 4 krissmusses.
Old Santa
iz hard of heering
cud b verse. joo evar haz a isosceles drippin onyer haid?
grabbity iz brokened!
Rain no fall down because it cold, cold like…COLD!
=’)
itz … bootiful …
teh most beutimus pikshur i’ve seen heer in ages.
teh kitteh is snorgleishus.
teh isiklez is gorjus.
teh liting is spektakalur.
……….klonk………….
i fallded ober from teh awsumnesses.
yup. wut she sed.
felleded nekst to mary an cween… ah-sum!!!
snorgleishus??!1! sew rite!! ooo, iz ok, haz on CHRG(wdoi) pls to pass teh duckie taype.
sceuze mii, ai gotta go fine a tuxxy to snorgle, or mehbeh 2 ov ‘ems. kthxbai berbunn schlussh to fawllo.
By teh way, tukkz’z moma, I luvs yer name…I had a beautimous boy named Tuxedo taht was mah best frend for twenny yeers. He went to teh bridgh six or sevun yrs ago but I still misses him. *snf*
{{{{{duffy}}}}} yu getz mii nawt-secund ICHC hug! ai gose tu da Hyumain Sosiatii wehn ai liveded in I-O-Way, lukkin fer a Siameece kitteh, butt furry beastie Simone Bastet (yas, she be naymed 4 teh ajypshun kitteh-goddess ‘n she tink she be dyrectely desended from saym) be sew winsum ‘n sweetiepye, she caym to are forever home dat daye. tehn we mobed tu teh arya ob ST.L. ‘n a ole’ lehdeh at church went ober teh bridge ‘n lebe behynd Max, twenti-elebenty pownds ob mobster monster Tux. Him iz sooo tuff, leestwyz he tinks he b, beeg creempuf. Peeps nottellin’ us dat wehn wii sae yaeh, wii will b himz forever home. Sew noaw ai has snorgles adn grate disdane. it awl b pritty wunerful!! Wunerful tukkzyz!
Ai muss agree wif irongrrl22. Teh lyting kapshurz teh kittehz aiz n ekspreshun so kleerlee, wif himz (or herz) paw gentlee testing teh funneh ting hanging frum teh edj uv sumting owtdoorz. U kan sens teh wundur uv teh kitteh, wunduring wut dis funneh ting is… izzit fud? Izzit fun 2 plaa wif? (Doz r teh uzuwal immediut kwestonz).
Doan put yaw tung onnit liddle bebbeh.
wowowow…thems REAL pointee endz!!
That would make a great poster, especially with that caption.
Ai ken haz swetter?
He’z kitteh vunella iyssss iyssss kitteh
Dis iz verreh smrt
Kitteh akkzeeng purrtinnint
kwesschun. Herz willz
Sune disskubburr t3h
wundurrz ubz ‘Cold Dry Wet’ inz
awll itz mennee awdd
Vayreeayshunz. Wut
Hewminz cawll ‘Sno’ andz ‘Iess’ arz
missturreez ryte naow.
Deez are rellevant
2 Kitteh’s endless kwest 2 knoez
ebbeefeengz herz can
Jack.
Yaayyyyyyyy fur Jack!!
Anudder awsum poem!!!
Jack - yu noe teh minds of kittehs tu well. Yr stuff is, as alwaies, amazious.
Yay foar Jackz awsum poetrums!
Woooh! Now I has to go wawk on mah peeps wid mah c-c-c-c-cold feets!!
(Editorial note:I noe frum pursonal eckxsperiuns they do dis.)
(Odder editorial note: Dis is tu, tu timely for us here in Owhyo. Tanks!)
Oh, yesss!! Ai iz in Cleebland, ware dere beez much, much snow ryte nao. Mai kittehs nawt kwyte no wut to tink baot awl ob it.
sigh………datz jest wun beautimus kitn…..dose pretti eeyz, teh liddle pawise…
ok, ai gotz mi sweetie kitn ov teh dai ……..
This site is sooo cute!!! That one pic made me cry–that lil kitten is soo sweet..kinda reminds me of when my 3 were kittens…awwww
Yes disis transendint, preshus, a *sigh*LOL, puurrrfeckly beeyutifull
http://www.happylolday.com
beecauz it fawlz up!
*SPLORT!!1!!!11!*
nawt tew big a splort, but iz enuff tew need moer chokilt, plz! and blanky, tew!
Just got back from dinner. Can’t believe nobodddy haz cummded and helpinged u. Let me see. Where did teh CCC get lefted? Oh, der it is.
Heer wii goez.
**sweepy, sweepy, tuk, tuk.
Oooops ders 1 more liddle bit uv deh branez. Got it.
**Tuk.
Le’s see. Oh, yes, heers a nice CHRG (wdoi).
I see dey have got in deh new onez wif deh shamrokz on dem.
**Putz it on deh hed. Snap.
Ooh, sry. didn’t meen to snap it.
**liddle kiss on top uv hed to making it all bedder.
**BBBBBrrrrrriipp. (dat deh sound uv teh duk tape getting pullded off teh rol.)
**Tapey, tapey.
Der, all better. An heerz a chokklit, and how bout a nise soft green blankee to
matching deh shamrokz?
I’d stay n keeping u company but i see der is anuzzer splort below. Bai now.
Uh-oh… Kwik! Get me a CHRG (wd–SPPPLLLOOOOORRRT!
oh poop. Mai braynz all over.
Hawt chokklit and purple blankie, plzkthx.
Hai lyanthya! I see wii b having deh splortage heer, 2. Doan wurry, I gotz teh
CCC right heer.
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**tawkz while she cleenz up the splorting and returnz deh branez
**2 where deh be belonging.
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U had a pretty gud splort, didn’t u? Sry I wuz out earlier. Take dis blankee. U sed purple, rite? dis 1 is a nice pastelly purple. Don’t want 1 too brite.
U needz teh calming kullerz. And we hab a CHRG (wdoi) taht haz eester eggz. Berry pritty.
Herez deh hot chokklit. A touch of deh peppermint schnappz, u say? Of corse.
And deh wipped creme? and sum chokklit sprinklez? No problem.
Think I’ll be habing a tuch uv the schnappz m’self.
Berry tastee.
I finds dis little bit of brayn in da corner - wich wun uv yu duz it belong to?
aaahhh…so confucious