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wha choo up too?
WOAH! HAHAH! That just made my morning!
the passengers in first class had a liiiiitul too much champagne…
Im up too hed in clowdz
congarats!
Congratz MaryO’.
Happy Caturday!!!!! Drinkses an danses ar rekwested.Whut wud be yaw pleshure?
Dis sekkund tyme ai tryed to post-udder wun got eated.
hai, Tidmum! hmmmm. wut dew we wants fur celebrainshun?
*ponders*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Q8rt04LCY
Awwwwwwwww.Soo sweeeeeeeet
Ai jess baked sum caeks-kawfee ob course.
Ai fink i will hab to dekkerate dem wib a girraff pattern nao.
Ai fink we will hab to do a delicat step whyle dansin-teh legz am fragyle.
Foar drinkses,sumfing in a tall glass – a Mai Tai maebbee? wib umberella-ella ice an a slice.
i’m gonna stik my neck out here and say sumbuddy’s havin fun wif teh fotoshop oar the fine folks a t d’Beeker laboratorees have been attit again…
…innovative spy tecknawlogee is a new area for ickspearmintashun in dare kwest fur whirled dominashun.
i’m gonna stik my neck out here and say sumbuddy’s havin fun wif teh fotoshop oar the fine folks a t d’Beeker laboratorees have been attit again …
well, ever since i gotted struk by litenin i been speekin dubble…
Dis liek teh “Far Side” kartoon wif teh co-pilut n pilut uv a jet linur seeing mowntin gotez standin in teh clowdz az tehy wuz flyin along. Hmmmmm!!!
Piluts awlso haz teh turm: “cumulo-granite,” 4 clowdz wut haz mountain peaks buried in dem. Not so grate, akshually, iffn u run into the granite partz while flyin along.
taht remins me of teh Far Side kartune wher one pilate turns to teh otur san sez..
“What’s a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?”
Well, ai did notice taht Igor haz been berry kwiet lately. A wile ago, he gotted seberal big pakages from Untied Parasol Serbice, wif teh “DNA, do not eet” stikers on them. An he sended a memo requesting teh use of the old warehowse bilding, teh wun wif teh big skylight windaows in the ruuf. But Igor donut spell so gud (nawt like us), so ai cuddn’t reed teh part where he seds wut he wuz plannin to do. An tehre wuz sumfin on teh news bout a giraffe:
http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/929222/giraffe_teaches_students_a_lesson_at_zoo/index.html
but wut are teh odds that Igor cud hab been inbolved wif that?
.
so, d’Beaker Laboratories denies awl nowledge ub teh incydent, and will hab a statemint frum Igor as soon as he returnz frum his vacation or teh extrydishun heerings are concluded.
kthxbai
okay. now i have snerked chikkin catcha torree…
izzint eerli to be eetin chikken catcha toorree????? izzat yer brekkies????
an heern ai thot ai eeted sum weerd stuff fer brekkies………pizza ….wel ov corse…..ebberywun has teh pizza fur brekkies……but chikken catcha torries…..?????
ohai ,Salleh! good to seeya. Dat 6:57am is 11:57am here in Conneticat.. Howsumeber, I hab been nown to eet da leftober pizza for brekfast. Is tasteee adn nootrishus.
answer to “wha choo up to?”
about 40,000 feet.
(shudda gone up dere^ but i are habing trubble wif the dubble posts and disapeering posts. sigh. )
OHai MaryO’
Ai r habbin much trubble todai.Verree slow to refresh,freezin wen skrollin an teh burgerz doin a whirlwind dance.*sigh*…
Oh an now iz bl*$!y raynin owtsyde.Huh.Grump grump grump.
tidmun, you can come bisit me, i got 12 inches of snow. an itz still snowing, and will continue to snow for about 12 moar hrs. hrmppph
Punkin – ar yo in O hai O??
Ohai punkin’
Ai hope yew ar awl wrapped up warm an cozee?
Hawt chokklit an a gud book plus kitteh snorgles be a awsum way to whyle awai teh day.
We habbent hadz teh snow heer in TeeneeTinneeIngerland-Ai wud lub to see sum.
Parrentlee we am due a reel hoolie ob a storm on mundai-teh werst dis winter so tehy say.
Yew tayke gud care nao.
Dis kwite da freeky site. Plane crashin? Girafe hav wun heckuv’a long nek?
U sayin teh passengers is hai? I wudda sed it’s teh lolgiraffe.
Dis wud make more sentse if it wuz up dere ware it sposed to be, unner maryo’s comment bout the nawt-sekund class passenjers an teh shampain.
Sheesh.
Gud *hevvinz*, a jeeraff! kwik, get awn teh playn!
o wate, we *r* on teh playn. k, then. kwik mr. py lot, putt teh peddul 2 teh meddul!
Wat teh?!?
Not bad for only 7 vertebrae, is I?
kaptain: o noez!!! duck! mista jeeraf! duck!!
jeeraf: “wer? wer iz it? i cant see teh duck!”
nd DEN wut happinz :s ?
Comin up — nayshun in shok az aerplayn dizappeerz. Wuz teh pylot hai, awr wuz it a akt ub terrorizm? Stai tooned fer teh nyooz at elebben.
*nyooz myoozik*
Gud eebenin. In teh hedlynz tunite, a ankshus nayshun heebz a sy ub releef az a tence drama comez tu a end. A aerplayn dat went missin erlyer tudai wuz saefly… er… ritterned a kupple ub owrz layter bai a jyent jeeraf wut swalloed it whole bai aksident. Awl teh pasanjerz iz saef. Akkordin tu aerlyne offishulz, teh j.j. wuz askin teh pylot a kweshchun bowt a duck, wen teh plaen floo intu teh j.j’s mouf. Deetailz bowt teh rittern ub teh aerkraft iz stil beein inbestigayted.
im happee dis storree haz happee endig
ai lubbed yur storee, moe!!!
An so happee fur teh happee ending.
I can has windo seet?
CAN I HAS UR PLANE FOOD?
yoo taek hich-hikers?
this just in :recentlee diskuverred handwritten manuskrips indicate an alternate plot device in Hitchiker’s Guide to teh Galaksi:
another thing that was forgotten was the fact that against all probability a
giraffehad suddenly been called in to existence several miles above the surface of an alien planetoutside an airplane…this is the complete record of its thought from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it:
Ohai…! Wut’s happening? it thought.
Er, ekskuse me, who aer I?
Hewwow?
Why aer i here? Wot’s my purpose in life?
Wot duz i meen by whoo i are?
(moemints laytr) SPLAT!
Girraf stakes ennywon?
luks liek mista adamz tryin owt menny alternatib endingz. Luk wut ai fownd:
“Fur fouzendz moar yeerz, teh myty battle shipz floo akross teh empty wayst ub spais an fynaly dived screemin awn tu teh furst planit dey finded – witch wuz teh Erf – were dew tu teh terribl miskalkulayshun ub skayl, teh whole fleet wuz aksidently swalloed by a jeeraffe
Hovergiraffe is blowin ur mind…
Ha, remindz me of classick Twilight Zone episode where scarey dude wuz looking in windoe of flying plane….
Feechurin Kaptin Kirk, ob coorse…
ob awl teh fingz in mai kitlethood dat rly scrd meh–teh twylyt zoan rerunz wib dis seen.
shuddrz.
o skimmie, dat episode skarred me silly. i kant luk out my windoe when itz dark, scared i’ll see sum scarey gui!
Darn, u beats me to de Twilite Zone refrence. Gots to get up reel early to beat de smartypants here
…5:19 a.m.??
doan mynd meh, im jus washin teh windoze
that were funnee!
The real cause of the crash of Oceanic Flight 815……
rofl!!
Ceiling Cat sends regardz.
Ha, big surprise!
Well, I just hope that an actual giraffe wasn’t made to ride on the wing of an airplane for this photograph. People need to realize that giraffes need to be restrained in an approved Giraffe Seat Restraining Device, and secured in passenger seat of a plane, train, or automobile prior to putting said vehicle into motion.
Heaven forbid that the giraffe were to get loose somehow and wind up under the brake peddle of the airplane, why then the pilot would have to make a terrible choice between crashing at the end of the runway or stepping on the brake peddle, crushing the poor giraffe, and stopping the plane safely.
Remember people: always use an approved Giraffe Seat Restraining Device !!1!!
DO IT! DO IT NOW!! DO NOT MAKE ME POST AGAIN!!
*snork*
*hedesk*
In adishun, if teh giraffe is seeted in an exit row, teh giraffe must agree to addishunal responsibilitehs in case uf an emerguncee, such as…
Jest wait til PETA gets ahold of this one…
for those who didn’t know, HAI means shark in estonian!
i know, because i’m estonian (H)
Stoopy Burger Trolly. I givz you moar burgerz.
Estonia?!? Wow… Duz ceeling cat watch frum dere too?
O! Hai Jonster! Get in teh boat!
*giglol*
Taking my geeraff n goin hoam… tucken himz unner mai arm… snff, sniff.. ai wussnt gonna letz himz fawl offen teh weeng… gee…
what the fudge?
i don’t know why, but i definitely lol’d at this.
gyraffe’s testimonies before congress, taht he nebber, nebber, nebber useded teh GGH (gyraffe growf hormone) during his career in pro-fessnul sports, not so beleevable, acshually.
*snort* STL peeps snorks adn rofl’s
“Well, Iz ben dun seen
abowt ebbeefeeng wen I
seez a Jyeraff flyz!”
It’z a Jy-rafffff! It’z
a Jye-rafffffffff! Howz himz nekk getz
so strrrretchdz owt lyke dat?
Mebbee Jyraff iz
heer 2 cleen t3h windoz? Oarz
gibz dyrekkshunz?
Jack.
Hay duz this airplane seat make mai aff look skinny?
Yeah, but giraffe looks skinny in everything.
Oh verrah verra hai!!!
…
duz mebe giraf use extenshuns?
funne giraf seems…
tasty.
oh! hai!
vew dis plzz!
moar funny pictures
Sky Giraffe is friend of Ceiling Cat
sky giraf spyz on ceiling cat….oh noe!
me tinks ceiling cat needs dog fwend.
to scritch and plai.
EJECT EJECT EJECT
oh! ’tis new pictr.
plzz vew and voet!
zomg Tom n Jerry
moar funny pictures
dmn Scotty, tranferer missd agin!
oeh….:(
pictr not come out right.
daaaarn it! nom nom!
me try latr.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=725094
der. pictr werk now, riyt?
hai giraffe
is gettin’ hai
gettin hai on…
airplane foodz
Longgiraffe is long, even for a giraffe.
hai at hai altitoodz!
mahn! dat rimes!
wee shud mayk a song or too bout hai giraf.
Long giraffe is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
and Leon’s gettin laaaaaaaarger!
He flotes thru teh aer
Wif teh gratest of eez
So _that’s_ why http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/28/funny-pictures-ohai-st/ was funny. I was tearing my hair out trying to work it out. In Britain we spell it “oh, hi”.
i lol’derd so hard!
i luvs giraffz
Tangent- that’s how we really spell it here in the States, too. O Hai is made-up icanhazcheesburgerspeak. As you’ve noticed, peeps have developed LOLlanguage here.
Oh, I see, that makes it even funnier. Is there an online icanhazcheesburger phrasebook? *looks hopeful*
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right under the picture. It will taking you to teh LOL wiki.
It b berry berry helpful.
Oh, and welcum to r wakkee whirrld, tangent!!
Wii hopes u b liking it heer.
The guy who made that pic has username of Grabthar. It was for a photoshop contest thread over on FARK.com.
I’m sending him this link. It should make him laugh.
HAX!!!… ???
longgiraffe is loooooooooooong
*hedonovverplanet’sdesk*
Holy crapz..deez iz one helluva jetlag experyanz?!
photoshop much?
*bangs head on keyboard*
Did yu hit teh any key?
Airplane
Fail
flyin ur doin it rong
He bettr duk befor teh wing dekapitat him!
gew gew gaget nek
Longgiraffe is loooooooooooooooooooooong