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zauberflote

inbizabel glass wall!

buggin2go

Congrats Zauberflote!!!

zauberflote

Fanks, buggin2go, MaryO an kitkay! *curtseys blushingly* I uzta be doin dis tipe danz, mebbe we haz somebody who can do it while I sips a warm drink….

mary O'Spockn

hehe- Prof. d’Beaker, praps?

zauberflote

I too n00 heer, don’t noe why u chooz him? Fot he waz siyentist?

Phillipe d'Beaker

but he’z a berry bersatyle sine-tist.

zauberflote

ok, phillipe duz teh danzin an I claps paws when he’s dun! Mai danzin dayz is OBER! Way past classic, into surreal territory, lol!

 
mary O'Spockn

and a berry good sport :lol:

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

an TOTALLEE irresitabul wif hiz box ov possums an teh GH(wPoi)!!

BamaHern

i fink danse 4 dis b inadumaquit
itz re-choir-ring “choreography” (c teh “wite xmas” ;)
bub fosse, danny K - lots ob lost peeps

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

JAZZ HANDS for Zauberflote!

Yay! congratulashuns!

 
kitkay

inbisziball danse pahrtner
(congrates ZF!)

zauberflote

Inbizzibal *interpretive* danz partner!

 
 
 
zauberflote

capoeira kitteh!

Nedz

lurv dat Brazialn…..Zabrila……beat from Brazil!

Phillipe d'Beaker

“that’s terrible ….
… but exactly how many is a brazillion?”

zauberflote

abowt a 38C ? *ducks and hides*

PwnedBy2Kittehs

*groans and flees the building*

gud wun PdB an ZF!

 
 
Phillipe d'Beaker

:) :)
acshually, its teh punchline frum a joke about our prezy-dent.

Nedz

Nawt mai prezy. eben doh I livz in USA

Georg Bush walks into a Burger King and asks foar two whoppers. Counter person says:

1. Yu are intelectiul giant
2. Yu are bestest Parse-dint evar.

mary O'Spockn

ware y’at, Nedz?

Nedz

Bristol CT. But born in Bostin.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

{{{{{{Nedz}}}}} Nawt mine, either - an ai’m frum Meeshigun!!

BamaHern

Janet,
i thot Meeshigun = yuk!
until i gotz out fum Detroit.
Northurn Meeshigun = teh bootifulz!
mai fambly wint 2 Cheyboygin a cuupla yeers ago, inna summer.
i b luvvnin itz!
butt cept teh cold wintiner hurtzes!
umm, iz fu Bamalama!
u getz uzed 2 teh cold? i gess zo!
tempnatoor dropt 30 ub teh Farunhitez in aLanta toodai! brrrrr!

mary O'Spockn


♪sweet home, bamalama…♪

BamaHern

turnz aroun 3 tiemz n teh whether changz!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Deer BamaHern - Now ai ar sumwhat confoozled. Ai thot yoo were frum Alabama??? Wehn izzin yoo were in Detroit. An ai agree - Detroit iz teh pleh - but it used to bee quite nice. *sigh* Used to be. . .sad wurds.

But ai am in teh verree moast southwest korner ov Meeshigun - just 30 milez frum the Indiana bordur. Mai town iz dirktlee awn teh shorez ov teh beyootuful Laek Meeshgun - wif itz lufflee sandee beeches. an we ar just 90 milez round teh Laek frum Shecakgo - iff we ar needing sum Kulchure.

After libbin fur mennee years in sum ov teh moast beyootiful plaices in teh whilred - Salzburg, teh Ayetailian Riviera, Heidelberg, Southern jermanee - ai feel so lukki to hav been abul to return to yet anotter beyootee spot (as ai had no choyce!!)

An - LOLZ!!! yes!! teh winterz can bee cold. VERREE cold. But ai also lieks teh snow!! An spring - hartmeltinglee byootiful sspring - iz almoast heer!!!

woozled

Spring? yesserdai eye wuz snoeblowin… in da rayn!!!

Onlee in western N’Yawk…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Almoast, woozled. . .almoast. LOLZ!! We had sum sno again this morning - but the urlee spring burds ar heer - we can heer them cheeping!!

 
 
BamaHern

hiya jch4,
orijnally iz fum Bamalama (naow Alanta)
mai nawt sekkund vizit 2 Detroyt wuz Jan. 30, 31, Feb. 1, 1989
brrrrrrr!!!
mebee i dint c it at itz most luvlee :D
awl teh rest uv Mich wut i seen iz teh beyootifulz
inna summer, butt i noes teh cold
i spenta wintner n Troy, NY - 5 feetz ub sno - cold, cold, cold
(”I had no money, my special friend was gone
The TV set was busted so she went along
I called room, room service,
I’m down here on my knees
I said a peach or a pear, or a coconut please,
But they was cold” ;)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOLZ!!! Indeed!! Jan & Feb - purrhaps nawt teh best ov tiems fur a visit!!!
But spring - oar fawl - wehn teh graypes ar rype - an teh grape parum in teh evening iz - reelee speshul. Alas - last awnlee a couple ov weeks. Wun must be fast - AND in Southwest Mishigan!!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai roted yoo a reply - but ai think wurdpress eeeted it. Ai will waytefur a wile to see.

BamaHern

i b watchin
moar importnant fum bein ex-Bamalama, 4 mii
iz a Hern!!!
Teh peeps fum teeny-tiny-engerland shud telz u wut dat meenz!
step upz u teeny-tiny-engerlish peeps

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BamaHern

i readed it! wurdpex gitz hongry, lotza tymes!
iz goin 2 Southwest Mishigan, betimes
u shud goez 2 Okefenokee
paddlez cross it inna spring!
(aloligaters duzznt byte!)

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Nedz

I wish and wish and wish again
That I was back in Michigan

BamaHern

ther wuz a man fum Mich.
hoo uster wich & wich.
4 Spring 2 kum
zo hii cud bum
& go awai adn fich.

Nedz

nevr heard ob de icefichon?

BamaHern

i herd, butt….
do it rime?

Nedz

One dai Ai did try de Icefichion
In a shack in a frozen pozition
Th’ Blackberry brandy
Came in more dan handy
Confirming mai early suzpition

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Mennee LOLZ, Nedz!!

 
Nedz

salute to you

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Phillipe d'Beaker

this wun wuz frum teh early days ub teh iraq debacle.
wuz a security meeting.
teh wuz telling george w about the sichuacion.
“there was teh explojuns here and here,
an teh shooting ober here and here,
and so on and so on,
and, oh yes, mr. prezydent,
two Brazilian soljers were killed.”
.
the president luks teh shocked
begins to sob,
.
they sez, “mr president, we didn’t think wuz so bad …”
.
he luks up
sez,
“just how many is a brazillion, exackly?”

BamaHern

Pd’B
iz kinda phunnies, butt tehy nawt b killin teh soljers 4 mii!
iz stoppin em f i kan!

Phillipe d'Beaker

i wish you could stop em
i wish i could stop em
i hope and pray we will stop em
srsly.

Phillipe d'Beaker

yew betcha!!1!!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

But - voating iz nawt enuf. Wun must doo moar - if wun can.

We hav seen - bai teh utter calamittee taht has befawllen ar beloved ountree, how frayteninglee eezilee things can go rong. Ai - ai am reelee quite skeered to deth!! (well - nawt deth, maybee - but HAILEE alarmed. We ar still borrowing 2 BILLYUN dollars a (darn - ai furgetz!) month (?? - maybee week? eneway - way too mucn) frum CHINA!!! to pay fur this catasroficallee awful war.

How will we EBBER get out ov this debt??? We ar rapidlee descending into thurd whilred status . . .ai can’t (an - akshullee prollee shudnt) - go awn. . .

But . . .as yoo see. . .this is *ahem* relevent to mai interests.

Sorree :oops: Ai be puttin teh soap box bak in teh korner now.

woozled

ken eye bahrows yer sope boks 4 a minnit plz?

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.”
–Mark Twain

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
- Douglas Adams

“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
- Thomas Jefferson [Wee iz so boned.]

eye doeznt see much diffyrents btween teh Demoplicans an Republicrats. eye allus voat Libertarianian.

*steps down, muves zope boks 2 korner*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Itz nawt “mai” soap bokz, woozled. It’z kept over that bai teh CCC fur ene wun to uze hoo haz sumthing to say.

Yur quotes - ai reelee liedked them. But ai DOO disagree wif yur last sentence. Fur mee, teh dfference iz as wide az teh oshuns. NUTHING aliek, reelee.

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woozled

Troo, dere r simpfkin… ssingkif… mayger diffs on
da sochul syde, but it wuz BOAF of dem waht gotz us
$50+Trillion (datz almos’ a brazilian!) in hock (GAO nummers)- see heer:
http://www.financialsense.com/editorials/turk/2008/0109.html
AN loozin r sybil libertrees.

An datz y eye lyke Libertarianianianizm. 2 bad tehy
marginalizeded Ron Paul - R in nayme, Libertarianian at hart.

eye respeks yur ‘pinion, eben doe eye dizagrees. But dis not
reely tyme oar playce 4 politikal disgustion… we iz heer 4 funz!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Well - yes - yoo ar rite there. Ai’m thinking in terms of helth care/skools/soshul services - stuff liek that.

an yoo ar rite also - we are heer fur fun - an fun wee doo indeed ushuallee have :D

But -az long az wee remain frenlee - an we ar - cuz ai thinks yoo ar lotsa fun, ai think speeking now an then again duzn’t huurt much!

 
 
woozled

JCH4K -
Troo, dere iz difrunces on da sochul syde, but it wuz BOAF of dem 2gevver whut gotz us loozin r sybil libertrees an $53+Trillion (GAO nummers) in hock - dats almos a brazilian! c heer:
http://www.financialsense.com/editorials/turk/2008/0109.html

Dat’s y eye iz Libertarionite. 2 bad Ron Paul wuz marginalized frum teh start - R in nayme, Libertarian at hart… an’ eye don’t gagree wif awl hiz pozishuns.

eye respeck yer p’inion doe eye dizagrees… but dis nawt reely tyme oar playce 4 poly-tickal dizcushuns… we iz heer 4 funz!! eye tink wee ken gagree on dat.

ebberbuddy else, sorry 4 OT ramble.

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woozled

ONOEZ! eye dubble-poasted!! My bad. Sawreee!!
*mutters 2 sef: payshuntz iz a verchoo… payshutz iz a verchoo…*

>ai think speeking now an then again duzn’t huurt much!

gagreez - cuz dats whoo wee R!

{{JCH4K}}

 
 
 
BamaHern

mai interests led mii 2 a cow-rear n gummint servicks 4 teh
n-vire-n mental helth
i ain’t sayin wer, butt u kan spell it uzin teh nawt sekkund 4 letrzes
ub teh applebetz (uzin wun ub tehm twicet)
wen Dubya gotz de powr, tings decline
i uster fink i wuz heppin teh peepz
naow, i feed teh boorawkrazies
iz neerly dun

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh, rilly? ai maiself wuz a longtiem gubberment werker. Now ai just has to werk awn those myserious letters.

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BamaHern

ifn u uzez teh code ub a=1, z=26, den jes b uzin 343.
iz simple, leik mii!!

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

ummm, dat usta be up by Pd’B’s comet @ 7.19pm.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Phillipe d'Beaker

a dance fer
teh pointy ends
i shows tehm to yew
twirl
twirl

zauberflote

Ohai, Philipe! Teh pointy enz is pretty scary, eh?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O hai, Philippe. Nice dance. And conga rats to zauberflote - grate f…f…. Nope - can’t do it. Nice landing awn teh Top Spot!!1 Ai will come bak an dans fur yoo but furst :oops: ai must hav a werd wif Philippe.

*ahem* Philippe - plees