Interpretive Dance
I does it
dansin maeks me self-cont… self-kons… embarrassed.
picture: Junku with kitteh Kin. lol caption: Thora
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inbizabel glass wall!
Congrats Zauberflote!!!
Fanks, buggin2go, MaryO an kitkay! *curtseys blushingly* I uzta be doin dis tipe danz, mebbe we haz somebody who can do it while I sips a warm drink….
hehe- Prof. d’Beaker, praps?
I too n00 heer, don’t noe why u chooz him? Fot he waz siyentist?
but he’z a berry bersatyle sine-tist.
ok, phillipe duz teh danzin an I claps paws when he’s dun! Mai danzin dayz is OBER! Way past classic, into surreal territory, lol!
and a berry good sport
an TOTALLEE irresitabul wif hiz box ov possums an teh GH(wPoi)!!
i fink danse 4 dis b inadumaquit
itz re-choir-ring “choreography” (c teh “wite xmas”
bub fosse, danny K - lots ob lost peeps
JAZZ HANDS for Zauberflote!
Yay! congratulashuns!
inbisziball danse pahrtner
(congrates ZF!)
Inbizzibal *interpretive* danz partner!
capoeira kitteh!
lurv dat Brazialn…..Zabrila……beat from Brazil!
“that’s terrible ….
… but exactly how many is a brazillion?”
abowt a 38C ? *ducks and hides*
*groans and flees the building*
gud wun PdB an ZF!
acshually, its teh punchline frum a joke about our prezy-dent.
Nawt mai prezy. eben doh I livz in USA
Georg Bush walks into a Burger King and asks foar two whoppers. Counter person says:
1. Yu are intelectiul giant
2. Yu are bestest Parse-dint evar.
ware y’at, Nedz?
Bristol CT. But born in Bostin.
And you, mary O?
Hebron, CT
{{{{{{Nedz}}}}} Nawt mine, either - an ai’m frum Meeshigun!!
Janet,
i thot Meeshigun = yuk!
until i gotz out fum Detroit.
Northurn Meeshigun = teh bootifulz!
mai fambly wint 2 Cheyboygin a cuupla yeers ago, inna summer.
i b luvvnin itz!
butt cept teh cold wintiner hurtzes!
umm, iz fu Bamalama!
u getz uzed 2 teh cold? i gess zo!
tempnatoor dropt 30 ub teh Farunhitez in aLanta toodai! brrrrr!
☼
♪sweet home, bamalama…♪
turnz aroun 3 tiemz n teh whether changz!
Deer BamaHern - Now ai ar sumwhat confoozled. Ai thot yoo were frum Alabama??? Wehn izzin yoo were in Detroit. An ai agree - Detroit iz teh pleh - but it used to bee quite nice. *sigh* Used to be. . .sad wurds.
But ai am in teh verree moast southwest korner ov Meeshigun - just 30 milez frum the Indiana bordur. Mai town iz dirktlee awn teh shorez ov teh beyootuful Laek Meeshgun - wif itz lufflee sandee beeches. an we ar just 90 milez round teh Laek frum Shecakgo - iff we ar needing sum Kulchure.
After libbin fur mennee years in sum ov teh moast beyootiful plaices in teh whilred - Salzburg, teh Ayetailian Riviera, Heidelberg, Southern jermanee - ai feel so lukki to hav been abul to return to yet anotter beyootee spot (as ai had no choyce!!)
An - LOLZ!!! yes!! teh winterz can bee cold. VERREE cold. But ai also lieks teh snow!! An spring - hartmeltinglee byootiful sspring - iz almoast heer!!!
Spring? yesserdai eye wuz snoeblowin… in da rayn!!!
Onlee in western N’Yawk…
Almoast, woozled. . .almoast. LOLZ!! We had sum sno again this morning - but the urlee spring burds ar heer - we can heer them cheeping!!
hiya jch4,
orijnally iz fum Bamalama (naow Alanta)
mai nawt sekkund vizit 2 Detroyt wuz Jan. 30, 31, Feb. 1, 1989
brrrrrrr!!!
mebee i dint c it at itz most luvlee
awl teh rest uv Mich wut i seen iz teh beyootifulz
inna summer, butt i noes teh cold
i spenta wintner n Troy, NY - 5 feetz ub sno - cold, cold, cold
(”I had no money, my special friend was gone
The TV set was busted so she went along
I called room, room service,
I’m down here on my knees
I said a peach or a pear, or a coconut please,
But they was cold”
LOLZ!!! Indeed!! Jan & Feb - purrhaps nawt teh best ov tiems fur a visit!!!
But spring - oar fawl - wehn teh graypes ar rype - an teh grape parum in teh evening iz - reelee speshul. Alas - last awnlee a couple ov weeks. Wun must be fast - AND in Southwest Mishigan!!
Ai roted yoo a reply - but ai think wurdpress eeeted it. Ai will waytefur a wile to see.
i b watchin
moar importnant fum bein ex-Bamalama, 4 mii
iz a Hern!!!
Teh peeps fum teeny-tiny-engerland shud telz u wut dat meenz!
step upz u teeny-tiny-engerlish peeps
i readed it! wurdpex gitz hongry, lotza tymes!
iz goin 2 Southwest Mishigan, betimes
u shud goez 2 Okefenokee
paddlez cross it inna spring!
(aloligaters duzznt byte!)
I wish and wish and wish again
That I was back in Michigan
ther wuz a man fum Mich.
hoo uster wich & wich.
4 Spring 2 kum
zo hii cud bum
& go awai adn fich.
nevr heard ob de icefichon?
i herd, butt….
do it rime?
One dai Ai did try de Icefichion
In a shack in a frozen pozition
Th’ Blackberry brandy
Came in more dan handy
Confirming mai early suzpition
Mennee LOLZ, Nedz!!
salute to you
this wun wuz frum teh early days ub teh iraq debacle.
wuz a security meeting.
teh wuz telling george w about the sichuacion.
“there was teh explojuns here and here,
an teh shooting ober here and here,
and so on and so on,
and, oh yes, mr. prezydent,
two Brazilian soljers were killed.”
.
the president luks teh shocked
begins to sob,
.
they sez, “mr president, we didn’t think wuz so bad …”
.
he luks up
sez,
“just how many is a brazillion, exackly?”
Pd’B
iz kinda phunnies, butt tehy nawt b killin teh soljers 4 mii!
iz stoppin em f i kan!
i wish you could stop em
i wish i could stop em
i hope and pray we will stop em
srsly.
votz!!
yew betcha!!1!!
But - voating iz nawt enuf. Wun must doo moar - if wun can.
We hav seen - bai teh utter calamittee taht has befawllen ar beloved ountree, how frayteninglee eezilee things can go rong. Ai - ai am reelee quite skeered to deth!! (well - nawt deth, maybee - but HAILEE alarmed. We ar still borrowing 2 BILLYUN dollars a (darn - ai furgetz!) month (?? - maybee week? eneway - way too mucn) frum CHINA!!! to pay fur this catasroficallee awful war.
How will we EBBER get out ov this debt??? We ar rapidlee descending into thurd whilred status . . .ai can’t (an - akshullee prollee shudnt) - go awn. . .
But . . .as yoo see. . .this is *ahem* relevent to mai interests.
Sorree
Ai be puttin teh soap box bak in teh korner now.
ken eye bahrows yer sope boks 4 a minnit plz?
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.”
–Mark Twain
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
- Douglas Adams
“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
- Thomas Jefferson [Wee iz so boned.]
eye doeznt see much diffyrents btween teh Demoplicans an Republicrats. eye allus voat Libertarianian.
*steps down, muves zope boks 2 korner*
Itz nawt “mai” soap bokz, woozled. It’z kept over that bai teh CCC fur ene wun to uze hoo haz sumthing to say.
Yur quotes - ai reelee liedked them. But ai DOO disagree wif yur last sentence. Fur mee, teh dfference iz as wide az teh oshuns. NUTHING aliek, reelee.
Troo, dere r simpfkin… ssingkif… mayger diffs on
da sochul syde, but it wuz BOAF of dem waht gotz us
$50+Trillion (datz almos’ a brazilian!) in hock (GAO nummers)- see heer:
http://www.financialsense.com/editorials/turk/2008/0109.html
AN loozin r sybil libertrees.
An datz y eye lyke Libertarianianianizm. 2 bad tehy
marginalizeded Ron Paul - R in nayme, Libertarianian at hart.
eye respeks yur ‘pinion, eben doe eye dizagrees. But dis not
reely tyme oar playce 4 politikal disgustion… we iz heer 4 funz!
Well - yes - yoo ar rite there. Ai’m thinking in terms of helth care/skools/soshul services - stuff liek that.
an yoo ar rite also - we are heer fur fun - an fun wee doo indeed ushuallee have
But -az long az wee remain frenlee - an we ar - cuz ai thinks yoo ar lotsa fun, ai think speeking now an then again duzn’t huurt much!
JCH4K -
Troo, dere iz difrunces on da sochul syde, but it wuz BOAF of dem 2gevver whut gotz us loozin r sybil libertrees an $53+Trillion (GAO nummers) in hock - dats almos a brazilian! c heer:
http://www.financialsense.com/editorials/turk/2008/0109.html
Dat’s y eye iz Libertarionite. 2 bad Ron Paul wuz marginalized frum teh start - R in nayme, Libertarian at hart… an’ eye don’t gagree wif awl hiz pozishuns.
eye respeck yer p’inion doe eye dizagrees… but dis nawt reely tyme oar playce 4 poly-tickal dizcushuns… we iz heer 4 funz!! eye tink wee ken gagree on dat.
ebberbuddy else, sorry 4 OT ramble.
ONOEZ! eye dubble-poasted!! My bad. Sawreee!!
*mutters 2 sef: payshuntz iz a verchoo… payshutz iz a verchoo…*
>ai think speeking now an then again duzn’t huurt much!
gagreez - cuz dats whoo wee R!
{{JCH4K}}
mai interests led mii 2 a cow-rear n gummint servicks 4 teh
n-vire-n mental helth
i ain’t sayin wer, butt u kan spell it uzin teh nawt sekkund 4 letrzes
ub teh applebetz (uzin wun ub tehm twicet)
wen Dubya gotz de powr, tings decline
i uster fink i wuz heppin teh peepz
naow, i feed teh boorawkrazies
iz neerly dun
Oh, rilly? ai maiself wuz a longtiem gubberment werker. Now ai just has to werk awn those myserious letters.
ifn u uzez teh code ub a=1, z=26, den jes b uzin 343.
iz simple, leik mii!!
amen.
ummm, dat usta be up by Pd’B’s comet @ 7.19pm.
a dance fer
teh pointy ends
i shows tehm to yew
twirl
twirl
Ohai, Philipe! Teh pointy enz is pretty scary, eh?
O hai, Philippe. Nice dance. And conga rats to zauberflote - grate f…f…. Nope - can’t do it. Nice landing awn teh Top Spot!!1 Ai will come bak an dans fur yoo but furst
ai must hav a werd wif Philippe.
*ahem* Philippe - plees