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Interpretive Dance


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I does it

dansin maeks me self-cont… self-kons… embarrassed.

picture: Junku with kitteh Kin. lol caption: Thora

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  1. zauberflote says:

    inbizabel glass wall!

  2. zauberflote says:

    capoeira kitteh!

    • Nedz says:

      lurv dat Brazialn…..Zabrila……beat from Brazil!

      • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

        “that’s terrible ….
        … but exactly how many is a brazillion?”

        • zauberflote says:

          abowt a 38C ? *ducks and hides*

        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

          :) :)
          acshually, its teh punchline frum a joke about our prezy-dent.

          • Nedz says:

            Nawt mai prezy. eben doh I livz in USA

            Georg Bush walks into a Burger King and asks foar two whoppers. Counter person says:

            1. Yu are intelectiul giant
            2. Yu are bestest Parse-dint evar.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              ware y’at, Nedz?

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              {{{{{{Nedz}}}}} Nawt mine, either – an ai’m frum Meeshigun!!

              • BamaHern says:

                Janet,
                i thot Meeshigun = yuk!
                until i gotz out fum Detroit.
                Northurn Meeshigun = teh bootifulz!
                mai fambly wint 2 Cheyboygin a cuupla yeers ago, inna summer.
                i b luvvnin itz!
                butt cept teh cold wintiner hurtzes!
                umm, iz fu Bamalama!
                u getz uzed 2 teh cold? i gess zo!
                tempnatoor dropt 30 ub teh Farunhitez in aLanta toodai! brrrrr!

                • mary O'Spockn says:


                  ♪sweet home, bamalama…♪

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  Deer BamaHern – Now ai ar sumwhat confoozled. Ai thot yoo were frum Alabama??? Wehn izzin yoo were in Detroit. An ai agree – Detroit iz teh pleh – but it used to bee quite nice. *sigh* Used to be. . .sad wurds.

                  But ai am in teh verree moast southwest korner ov Meeshigun – just 30 milez frum the Indiana bordur. Mai town iz dirktlee awn teh shorez ov teh beyootuful Laek Meeshgun – wif itz lufflee sandee beeches. an we ar just 90 milez round teh Laek frum Shecakgo – iff we ar needing sum Kulchure.

                  After libbin fur mennee years in sum ov teh moast beyootiful plaices in teh whilred – Salzburg, teh Ayetailian Riviera, Heidelberg, Southern jermanee – ai feel so lukki to hav been abul to return to yet anotter beyootee spot (as ai had no choyce!!)

                  An – LOLZ!!! yes!! teh winterz can bee cold. VERREE cold. But ai also lieks teh snow!! An spring – hartmeltinglee byootiful sspring – iz almoast heer!!!

                  • woozled says:

                    Spring? yesserdai eye wuz snoeblowin… in da rayn!!!

                    Onlee in western N’Yawk…

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      Almoast, woozled. . .almoast. LOLZ!! We had sum sno again this morning – but the urlee spring burds ar heer – we can heer them cheeping!!

                  • BamaHern says:

                    hiya jch4,
                    orijnally iz fum Bamalama (naow Alanta)
                    mai nawt sekkund vizit 2 Detroyt wuz Jan. 30, 31, Feb. 1, 1989
                    brrrrrrr!!!
                    mebee i dint c it at itz most luvlee :D
                    awl teh rest uv Mich wut i seen iz teh beyootifulz
                    inna summer, butt i noes teh cold
                    i spenta wintner n Troy, NY – 5 feetz ub sno – cold, cold, cold
                    (“I had no money, my special friend was gone
                    The TV set was busted so she went along
                    I called room, room service,
                    I’m down here on my knees
                    I said a peach or a pear, or a coconut please,
                    But they was cold”)

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      LOLZ!!! Indeed!! Jan & Feb – purrhaps nawt teh best ov tiems fur a visit!!!
                      But spring – oar fawl – wehn teh graypes ar rype – an teh grape parum in teh evening iz – reelee speshul. Alas – last awnlee a couple ov weeks. Wun must be fast – AND in Southwest Mishigan!!

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      Ai roted yoo a reply – but ai think wurdpress eeeted it. Ai will waytefur a wile to see.

                      • BamaHern says:

                        i b watchin
                        moar importnant fum bein ex-Bamalama, 4 mii
                        iz a Hern!!!
                        Teh peeps fum teeny-tiny-engerland shud telz u wut dat meenz!
                        step upz u teeny-tiny-engerlish peeps

                      • BamaHern says:

                        i readed it! wurdpex gitz hongry, lotza tymes!
                        iz goin 2 Southwest Mishigan, betimes
                        u shud goez 2 Okefenokee
                        paddlez cross it inna spring!
                        (aloligaters duzznt byte!)

              • Nedz says:

                I wish and wish and wish again
                That I was back in Michigan

          • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

            this wun wuz frum teh early days ub teh iraq debacle.
            wuz a security meeting.
            teh wuz telling george w about the sichuacion.
            “there was teh explojuns here and here,
            an teh shooting ober here and here,
            and so on and so on,
            and, oh yes, mr. prezydent,
            two Brazilian soljers were killed.”
            .
            the president luks teh shocked
            begins to sob,
            .
            they sez, “mr president, we didn’t think wuz so bad …”
            .
            he luks up
            sez,
            “just how many is a brazillion, exackly?”

            • BamaHern says:

              Pd’B
              iz kinda phunnies, butt tehy nawt b killin teh soljers 4 mii!
              iz stoppin em f i kan!

              • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                i wish you could stop em
                i wish i could stop em
                i hope and pray we will stop em
                srsly.

                • BamaHern says:

                  votz!!

                  • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                    yew betcha!!1!!

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    But – voating iz nawt enuf. Wun must doo moar – if wun can.

                    We hav seen – bai teh utter calamittee taht has befawllen ar beloved ountree, how frayteninglee eezilee things can go rong. Ai – ai am reelee quite skeered to deth!! (well – nawt deth, maybee – but HAILEE alarmed. We ar still borrowing 2 BILLYUN dollars a (darn – ai furgetz!) month (?? – maybee week? eneway – way too mucn) frum CHINA!!! to pay fur this catasroficallee awful war.

                    How will we EBBER get out ov this debt??? We ar rapidlee descending into thurd whilred status . . .ai can’t (an – akshullee prollee shudnt) – go awn. . .

                    But . . .as yoo see. . .this is *ahem* relevent to mai interests.

                    Sorree :oops: Ai be puttin teh soap box bak in teh korner now.

                    • woozled says:

                      ken eye bahrows yer sope boks 4 a minnit plz?

                      “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.”
                      –Mark Twain

                      “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
                      – Douglas Adams

                      “I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
                      – Thomas Jefferson [Wee iz so boned.]

                      eye doeznt see much diffyrents btween teh Demoplicans an Republicrats. eye allus voat Libertarianian.

                      *steps down, muves zope boks 2 korner*

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        Itz nawt “mai” soap bokz, woozled. It’z kept over that bai teh CCC fur ene wun to uze hoo haz sumthing to say.

                        Yur quotes – ai reelee liedked them. But ai DOO disagree wif yur last sentence. Fur mee, teh dfference iz as wide az teh oshuns. NUTHING aliek, reelee.

                        • woozled says:

                          Troo, dere r simpfkin… ssingkif… mayger diffs on
                          da sochul syde, but it wuz BOAF of dem waht gotz us
                          $50+Trillion (datz almos’ a brazilian!) in hock (GAO nummers)- see heer:
                          http://www.financialsense.com/editorials/turk/2008/0109.html
                          AN loozin r sybil libertrees.

                          An datz y eye lyke Libertarianianianizm. 2 bad tehy
                          marginalizeded Ron Paul – R in nayme, Libertarianian at hart.

                          eye respeks yur ‘pinion, eben doe eye dizagrees. But dis not
                          reely tyme oar playce 4 politikal disgustion… we iz heer 4 funz!

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Well – yes – yoo ar rite there. Ai’m thinking in terms of helth care/skools/soshul services – stuff liek that.

                          an yoo ar rite also – we are heer fur fun – an fun wee doo indeed ushuallee have :D

                          But -az long az wee remain frenlee – an we ar – cuz ai thinks yoo ar lotsa fun, ai think speeking now an then again duzn’t huurt much!

                      • woozled says:

                        JCH4K -
                        Troo, dere iz difrunces on da sochul syde, but it wuz BOAF of dem 2gevver whut gotz us loozin r sybil libertrees an $53+Trillion (GAO nummers) in hock – dats almos a brazilian! c heer:
                        http://www.financialsense.com/editorials/turk/2008/0109.html

                        Dat’s y eye iz Libertarionite. 2 bad Ron Paul wuz marginalized frum teh start – R in nayme, Libertarian at hart… an’ eye don’t gagree wif awl hiz pozishuns.

                        eye respeck yer p’inion doe eye dizagrees… but dis nawt reely tyme oar playce 4 poly-tickal dizcushuns… we iz heer 4 funz!! eye tink wee ken gagree on dat.

                        ebberbuddy else, sorry 4 OT ramble.

                        • woozled says:

                          ONOEZ! eye dubble-poasted!! My bad. Sawreee!!
                          *mutters 2 sef: payshuntz iz a verchoo… payshutz iz a verchoo…*

                          >ai think speeking now an then again duzn’t huurt much!

                          gagreez – cuz dats whoo wee R!

                          {{JCH4K}}

                    • BamaHern says:

                      mai interests led mii 2 a cow-rear n gummint servicks 4 teh
                      n-vire-n mental helth
                      i ain’t sayin wer, butt u kan spell it uzin teh nawt sekkund 4 letrzes
                      ub teh applebetz (uzin wun ub tehm twicet)
                      wen Dubya gotz de powr, tings decline
                      i uster fink i wuz heppin teh peepz
                      naow, i feed teh boorawkrazies
                      iz neerly dun

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        Oh, rilly? ai maiself wuz a longtiem gubberment werker. Now ai just has to werk awn those myserious letters.

                • mary O'Spockn says:

                  amen.

  3. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    a dance fer
    teh pointy ends
    i shows tehm to yew
    twirl
    twirl

    • zauberflote says:

      Ohai, Philipe! Teh pointy enz is pretty scary, eh?

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        O hai, Philippe. Nice dance. And conga rats to zauberflote – grate f…f…. Nope – can’t do it. Nice landing awn teh Top Spot!!1 Ai will come bak an dans fur yoo but furst :oops: ai must hav a werd wif Philippe.

        *ahem* Philippe – pleese meet mee bak – Yoo know where – in about ten minutes frum this posting tiem. I goes there now. Moar questions.

      • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

        congarats zauberflote!
        yeh, the pointy ends are on display fer awl to see (and feer).
        i hadz teh bad case ob brane-freeze trying to write sumfing on this picher.

  4. zauberflote says:

    oh, da agonee of da danze……

  5. mary O'Spockn says:

    ~arabesk

  6. karen says:

    dis mai interperitashun uv teh irakk war. pew pew pew. fite fite. prezident bussh muss go!!!

  7. Lyanthya says:

    New age kitteh sez, “i shoz u mai feelins wif mai interpretive danz.”

  8. buggin2go says:

    Kitteh looks so seryus, can almos heer him counting his steps…

    anda 1…
    anda 2….
    tappy-tapp!
    anda 1…
    anda 2….
    tappy-tapp!

    JAZZ HANS!

  9. iHazKatzTu says:

    Eben wid hims sharpent pointee enz, myme kitteh stil cud nawt klau hims way owt ub inbisible box.

  10. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh duz ‘T3h Fresh
    Toona Feesh Dantz’ afturr herz
    heerz Can~Oapenurr

    Lushuss sentz wofftz all
    oberz Kittteh’z pinkee noze
    andz teengleeng tayst budz

    Prittee Wun iz 2
    sloaz inz disheeng upz t3h grub.
    Needz moatavayshun!

    Now Pritttee Wun iz
    laffeeng. Mebbee Toona Dantz
    nawt gud idee~uhz? :-)

    Jack.

  11. Alanna says:

    Hey that is funny i have a cat that looks exactly like that!!!*warf*

  12. Chicken Girl says:

    I callz it… Kitteh Desending a Starecase.

  13. catvolunteer says:

    Interpretive Dance much better than interpretive spoken word…also known as caterwauling.

    Mai spaid kitteh wood do dat at nite ebery wonce an a wile…liek singin at a full moon. Berry loud!

  14. halfbeast says:

    kitteh’s training fur andru leud webburs mewsicurl “hyoomins” !

  15. VIRZAN TILLWEED says:

    I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance, I want to be a pirate in a pirate opera dance…

  16. Dustbunny says:

    Wuzn’t dis on de Oscars? De dance interpetashun of “No Country for Old Men”?

  17. salleh says:

    kat ….ai’m a kittehy kat
    an ai danse danse danse
    an ai danse danse danse

    well……..sumbawdy haddz sai it……….

  18. goldie says:

    aerobic instructor in cute striped outfit

  19. noooo!
    shud dans wit mah dragen!
    u not no wut dragen do fer ur skinz!
    rejuvinayts!

  20. Ozz says:

    Mah treebutt to Marcel Marceau

  21. D.R. says:

    Invisible volleyball

  22. woozled says:

    Izadoora Dunkin, eatcher hart owt!

  23. no 1 in particular says:

    interpartive danse…ai tries it. dunt wurk owt foar mee reely well

  24. NathanaelB says:

    *sobs* I posted a lolcat with this photo months ago and it never got on :-(

  25. Vill says:

    Cuz this a thrillah

  26. Daniel Moreen says:

    Invisible football catch.


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