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  1. Uh oh. I thot teh frozen pees camed from Birdseye. No wunder they not varry delishus.

  2. kitkay says:

    kitteh vizuleyezing whirled peez….

  3. pollyb says:

    Zoiks!!!

  4. kitkay says:

    halp!! wearz my litter bocks?
    yoo b steelin’ my litter bocks?

    • Kim says:

      OT
      kitkay, I be takin abvantage uv ur kommentz pozishun for a very important uh-nowncement that is relevant to mah intrusts.

      Todai is mah bebbehs’ elebenth birfdai! I has written a compozishun in der
      onner.

      (Maestro, teh Baloney Song plzkthx)

      Mah kitteh has a furst name
      It’s I-S-A-A-C
      Mah kitteh has a seekrit name
      Not nown to yoo or me

      Oh, I love to shmoo him ebbry dai
      An if yoo ask me why, I’ll saaaaaiiiii

      Dat liddel rascal’s heart has mine
      Tho he is B-A-D sumtimes

      Mah kitteh has a furst name
      It’s T-O-W-N-E-S
      Mah kitteh has a seekrit name
      Dat we will neber guess

      Oh, I love to shmoo her ebbry dai
      An if yoo ask me why, I’ll saaaaaiiiii

      She sweetly curls up on mah lap
      Purrs a while den takes a nap

  5. kitkay says:

    anudder gud reeson wY kittehz aR ‘posted too stay insyde!!!

  6. karen says:

    HOOOOOOOOO

  7. kitkay says:

    frozen snow-peez…

  8. kitkay says:

    like clummping litter—-onlee mush faster!

  9. kitkay says:

    whut a sucky way
    to start mah katterday!

  10. kitkay says:

    eye maded yoo a tinkle-cycle.
    *srry*

  11. kitkay says:

    i can has bakashun in Haw-eye-yee?

    Holidaze on Ese naught so grate, ackchewally.

  12. kitkay says:

    i iz so cold an’ lonely out hear!
    needz more cheezfrens 2 plai wiff!

  13. hamd20's cat says:

    that haz 2 bee sorez….owwwww

    ma pee maded the soaw lellow an i ated it!

  14. kitkay says:

    i jus hates teh frozen tinkle-berriez!

  15. Lyanthya says:

    I can has hare drier?

  16. beekatrix says:

    Dis hou U getz teh Hi-pee-thermia

  17. SueBooCat says:

    eether urine or yer out

  18. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh habbeeng ‘Owt
    Ubz Bawdee Ekkspeeree~unce’
    andz duzz nawt lykez it

    Sum feengz arz juss nawt
    ryte. Kitteh baffz tawpz t3h lisst.
    Dis iz claoss sekkund

    Mebbee Kitteh coodz
    wayt untillz Spreeng? Oarz coodz bakkz
    up verrrreh slllllllllllllllllllllloawlee :-)

    Jack.

  19. itizsientifik says:

    oh noes.
    i tink dis one definitaley haz bin posted beevor.

  20. iHazKatzTu says:

    Wee can hafs fro zen peas. Wee haf dem las naight.

    Dis pore kitteh nees butes and glubs. Mebbe a scarph. An a indur toirlet.

  21. Bimcat says:

    Don’t go in teh snow when it’s 40 below,
    Or my dear, you’ll be in for a shock
    It’ll freeze in teh air and before you can swear
    You’ll be stuck there stiff as a rock!

    So when you feel the need in the winter, take heed,
    And my warning you should keep in mind:
    Just swallow your pride, find a box that’s inside,
    And your business much warmer you’ll find.

  22. wannasmile says:

    Kitteh is locked in a hypnotic state…
    http://www.wannasmile.com

  23. julyisthebestmonth says:

    kitteh nawt lissen to ovvers hoo dares him to likk flagpole. Gud kitteh!

  24. miss foots says:

    nao I iz stuk to teh code code grownd.

  25. lunakitteh says:

    Teh kitteh putz
    Himz icee futz
    En 2 teh banks ub snoe..

    Himz liddle tail ..
    Awl frozed n pale..
    wuz shibberen n low..

    Himz hadda piddle ..
    Nawt juss a liddle..
    N’ tehn himz
    Choosed 2 go…

    2 himz sir prize
    Wif bull ging ize..
    Himz bum wuz 40 below!
    N’ frozded 2 teh snoe…

  26. This picshur made me laff out lowd. Heer in Ohai-o, we have more snow than we’ve seen in maybee dek-decc-dekk – tens of yeers. Mai goggie went outside and came right bak in. All done nao, where’s mai blankie?
    *Pootie looks disdainfully at goggie and thinks to herself -that’s why I hab a box, sillie goggie, and returns to sleeping curled up on her brain on top of the kitchen register*

    • thisncat says:

      O-Hai-o fifi!! We be in up tu owr nees in teh snow tu. (central ohaio) I shubble path for mai goggie, he walks aroun in teh yard( snow up tu hiz bellie) den jus goes awn teh deck war i shubbled. Want tu hier sumpin scaree?? I haz five 15- yr awld boyz in mai basement. I feedz dem pancaykes an sawsaj, but dey keeps eatin an eatin… AND we nawt hab laytest gaym controller fing dat costes lots ub monnies!!! Teh horrors!! I say boyz, dis be Mr. shuvl u be spendin tyme wif hym tudai.

    • Duffy says:

      HI fifi! I in Owhyo tu, on Laik EErie. Its been snowin for 2 daes now an Im reely glad I stokd up on Diet Coke an kity littur.

  27. omg.
    duz mayk peesicles?

  28. Duffy says:

    Kwik! Sumbudy call teh fire departmunt!

  29. catalogical humor says:

    urine big trubl nao!

  30. no 1 in particular says:

    uhh…poor…kitteh?

  31. catluvr2 says:

    gud reesun to uze littur box insied.

  32. 'olly says:

    kitteh go boom? O.oU

  33. Juscallmenate says:

    kittah needz a plane tiket to Karibbian so dis doezn’t happen agin

  34. shelby says:

    uh oh….itz happenz be4!! i sowwy kitteh


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