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Uh oh. I thot teh frozen pees camed from Birdseye. No wunder they not varry delishus.
Congrachullayshuns und guten Morgan, Daisy, the CC!
Yoo izza eerly byrd!!
an knot brayn-frozed!
Tanks kitkay! Teh erly burd caches teh werm. And I lykes werms.
werms goez gud with frozn peezza!!
Ah hooray fur Yoo, Daisy teh Curly Cat ov teh faymous Tinee Behine. Pees be wif yoo awn this glorious Caterday!!!
Ai must dans quiklee fur yoo *dans dans dans* cuz ai’m layte. But joifull nebber teh less!
congratulashuns! teh funnie, you has it!
is this the same kitty who peed on the electric fence?
Shocking u wud ask sucha thing!
Ha-pee nawt second, Daisy the CC!
kitteh vizuleyezing whirled peez….
frozen in thot…
vizulizing thawed…
kitkay!!!! eeeeeewwwww!! Mindwurm!!!
Zoiks!!!
halp!! wearz my litter bocks?
yoo b steelin’ my litter bocks?
OT
kitkay, I be takin abvantage uv ur kommentz pozishun for a very important uh-nowncement that is relevant to mah intrusts.
Todai is mah bebbehs’ elebenth birfdai! I has written a compozishun in der
onner.
(Maestro, teh Baloney Song plzkthx)
Mah kitteh has a furst name
It’s I-S-A-A-C
Mah kitteh has a seekrit name
Not nown to yoo or me
Oh, I love to shmoo him ebbry dai
An if yoo ask me why, I’ll saaaaaiiiii
Dat liddel rascal’s heart has mine
Tho he is B-A-D sumtimes
Mah kitteh has a furst name
It’s T-O-W-N-E-S
Mah kitteh has a seekrit name
Dat we will neber guess
Oh, I love to shmoo her ebbry dai
An if yoo ask me why, I’ll saaaaaiiiii
She sweetly curls up on mah lap
Purrs a while den takes a nap
Ohai, kim. Dat wuz lubberly! Hugs n kisses to u an ur bebbehs!!
dat veree sweet. I liek ur song muches!
wtg Kim, very fyoot song. happee birfday to ur bebbehs
wishing you all lots of headbonks and snorgles
Excellent! Well done, and with love.
The best kind of birthday song.
WIN!
Oh, tank yoo awl for teh luvly kommentz! Yoo are so kind!
anudder gud reeson wY kittehz aR ‘posted too stay insyde!!!
HOOOOOOOOO
frozen snow-peez…
like clummping litter—-onlee mush faster!
whut a sucky way
to start mah katterday!
eye maded yoo a tinkle-cycle.
*srry*
i can has bakashun in Haw-eye-yee?
Holidaze on Ese naught so grate, ackchewally.
i iz so cold an’ lonely out hear!
needz more cheezfrens 2 plai wiff!
that haz 2 bee sorez….owwwww
ma pee maded the soaw lellow an i ated it!
*snert*
Dint yaw mummah eber tell yew “nebber eet yello snow” ?
i jus hates teh frozen tinkle-berriez!
I can has hare drier?
Dis hou U getz teh Hi-pee-thermia
eether urine or yer out
Kitteh habbeeng ‘Owt
Ubz Bawdee Ekkspeeree~unce’
andz duzz nawt lykez it
Sum feengz arz juss nawt
ryte. Kitteh baffz tawpz t3h lisst.
Dis iz claoss sekkund
Mebbee Kitteh coodz
wayt untillz Spreeng? Oarz coodz bakkz
up verrrreh slllllllllllllllllllllloawlee
Jack.
oh noes.
i tink dis one definitaley haz bin posted beevor.
Wee can hafs fro zen peas. Wee haf dem las naight.
Dis pore kitteh nees butes and glubs. Mebbe a scarph. An a indur toirlet.
Don’t go in teh snow when it’s 40 below,
Or my dear, you’ll be in for a shock
It’ll freeze in teh air and before you can swear
You’ll be stuck there stiff as a rock!
So when you feel the need in the winter, take heed,
And my warning you should keep in mind:
Just swallow your pride, find a box that’s inside,
And your business much warmer you’ll find.
Poetical ins-pee-rayshun, we has it!
Kitteh is locked in a hypnotic state…
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kitteh nawt lissen to ovvers hoo dares him to likk flagpole. Gud kitteh!
ebben if dey trippl-kat-dares him!
nao I iz stuk to teh code code grownd.
Teh kitteh putz
Himz icee futz
En 2 teh banks ub snoe..
Himz liddle tail ..
Awl frozed n pale..
wuz shibberen n low..
Himz hadda piddle ..
Nawt juss a liddle..
N’ tehn himz
Choosed 2 go…
2 himz sir prize
Wif bull ging ize..
Himz bum wuz 40 below!
N’ frozded 2 teh snoe…
*snifflez* beautimus….
Mush tahnkink juice, Dragnon&kittehsohmy…srsly!
This picshur made me laff out lowd. Heer in Ohai-o, we have more snow than we’ve seen in maybee dek-decc-dekk – tens of yeers. Mai goggie went outside and came right bak in. All done nao, where’s mai blankie?
*Pootie looks disdainfully at goggie and thinks to herself -that’s why I hab a box, sillie goggie, and returns to sleeping curled up on her brain on top of the kitchen register*
O-Hai-o fifi!! We be in up tu owr nees in teh snow tu. (central ohaio) I shubble path for mai goggie, he walks aroun in teh yard( snow up tu hiz bellie) den jus goes awn teh deck war i shubbled. Want tu hier sumpin scaree?? I haz five 15- yr awld boyz in mai basement. I feedz dem pancaykes an sawsaj, but dey keeps eatin an eatin… AND we nawt hab laytest gaym controller fing dat costes lots ub monnies!!! Teh horrors!! I say boyz, dis be Mr. shuvl u be spendin tyme wif hym tudai.
HI fifi! I in Owhyo tu, on Laik EErie. Its been snowin for 2 daes now an Im reely glad I stokd up on Diet Coke an kity littur.
omg.
duz mayk peesicles?
Kwik! Sumbudy call teh fire departmunt!
no better!
callz a lolrus!
he use bukket
urine big trubl nao!
uhh…poor…kitteh?
gud reesun to uze littur box insied.
kitteh go boom? O.oU
kittah needz a plane tiket to Karibbian so dis doezn’t happen agin
uh oh….itz happenz be4!! i sowwy kitteh