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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Hell is udder peeple!
congratz on nawt sekkund
wud u liek to hab teh hawt bebberage? Purrhaps teh danz, u can leed!
Ai’s had too mush cawfee awlreddy an is too eerly for martoonees (eben for me!) but hao abowt we awl go ober to teh Nawty Barn an plai awn teh velcrow warl?!
runrunrunrunrunrunrnuJUMP……………..STIK!!!!
Taht’s fun! Hmmm, lidl halp to get daon, plees?
ai helpz u! *weird pulling oft teh wall soundz* KERPLOP Bettah nao?
Ambercat – gud morning!! An waht ai gud idea. Ai wuz traing to think ov sumting fun to doo – an yoo found just teh thing. ai’m feeling kinda bloo this morning, so purrhaps iz just teh thing to cheer mee up!!
runrunrunrunrunrunrnuJUMP……………..STIK!!!!
Ai think maybee ai’ll just hang heer fur a bit. Teh view iz lufflee – an teh sun shud bee coming up soon.
Janet, wut has we sed abowt teh waerin ob big green nikkers? Yu kno; taht mebbe yu shud!
Oh mai!!!
**Strollz into teh nawty-barn.
Congratsz on the nawt-second AC! Wutz up?
**seez JCH4K on wall
Ooooohhhh, dat luks like fun!!!
**adjustz ty from the tybooteek to firmly hold crown.
**runz and jumpz onto velkro wawl.
Hmm. I not jump az hi az JCH4K. But I haz nice view of the sunrize in a cupla owerz.
*wispers* i dont see da tie… issit camoflazhed?
**whispurrz bak**
It fell off my avatar, but it iz still on IRL.
giglol
Oooh, i wanna tri!
runrunrunrunrunrunrnuJUMP……………..STIK!!!!
Oops, i jumpeded too high! Iz on teh ceilin!
Hallo Ceiling Cat. No, i iz not masturbatin.
*pokes hed into teh nawty barn*
aha! taht’s wehre y’all are!
ooh! that looks liek fun. An I culd use sum fun tihs mornin! Can I triez?
runrunrunrunrunrunrnuJUMP……………..STIK!!!!
Ohai JCH4K! heer ar sum sunglasseses so yoo kan see teh sunrises.
Ai’ll jes call werk an tell tehm I got hung up an can’t git to teh orfice todai.
Thanks!!!
BTW, JCH4K, sins wii just hanging on dis wawl, i gotted the recipee u lefted me.
Sunrise luks gud, huh?
I savinged it. Tks.
U spose eny1 will cum get us down?
U’l be fine…jus u no, starts ‘wakkin’ awn sunshyne!’
u b keerful u don’t hit a patch uv eyes an go
’slip slidin’ awaaaay.’
WOW! I nevur plaied on a velcro wall befoar!! I wanna try!
runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunJUMP………..STIK!!!
*mmmphmmphmmrhjmrfammrph*
*rrrrrrippp*
Um, gess yr sposed to land bak first, huh.
I has a wall!
In Soevyut Roosha, wawl haz u!
purrhaps teh coald bebberage and teh nawt danz??
udder peeple= cowz?
*snerk*
A gud vareeashun I unce red: “Hell is other people in meetings” (wuz in an artikel abowt “No Exit”)
Soundz like Dilbert.
dat smiley awlwaiz luks weerd tu mii. dun luk lyke laffin. luks lyke hiiz jus moovin hiz lip awl weerd at mii.
I LUVS Dilbert. Ai am a recovuring bank employee. Thank teh CC ai got owt of ther!
Teh moor I werkz in da corp—ocorp—korpal—in da offys, teh moor I unnerstanz teh Dilbertz.
before taking a run at the velcro wall, a salute to Ambercat’s Jean Paul Sartre reference in “No Exit” (also ref. by PB2K)
L’enfer, c’est les autres.
nao, *runrunrun…..JUMP!……splat! Phoey!, Nawty Barn Door nawt opun.
GET IT OFFFF !!!1!
eet hard 2 reemoov teh demented babeh
Ai tink sergikul xtrakshun rekwired heer. Iz deeply embedded.
Maybeee an xorzizm wood halp?!?
” thought it seemed like a good idea at the time, ‘massages by satans evil little minions’ never really took off “
Dante touch me again!
Iz reelie HOT in dis inFurrness !
mae ai offer teh kewl cloffs 2 ewe? dat bettah?
Hey bebbeh: your afterlife, let me show you it.
Rodneh an Pittehpat are *on* todai. Hehe.
OT: pittypat – iz yur nayme frum gon wif teh wind?
sorta – it be mai nikname for mai fave auntie, auntie kitteh (thassher naem).
An ur naem?
iz a berree lawng storee an mai altar-ego. i doan mynde sharin, but ai doan ink teh cheezfrend’s wan tu reed it awl.
Hah! iQb – taht hazznt’ stopped teh rest ov us furm goin awn an awn. Besidez, Ithing mennee ov us ar wundering. Ai certainlee am!!
moar! we wantses Moar info!!
WIN!!!!
Beezlebaby
lolz ai lieks dis 1!!
Beezlebaby meets LucyFuurrr (wif himz pointy ends in da reddy)
LOL qte! LucyFuurrr! ai betz lucy fuurr hab bery bery lawng pointee enz!
Heh, inXpeeReeunz Beezlebaby dint ebben brinz himz pitchfork…himz noe match 4 LucyFuurrr
i has a new naem furr mai neggst kitteh!
Him pointy endz…nawt afeared to uze tehm.
“damned” straight!
kitteh: “I knew I should’ve given that bukkit back.”
u tink u reported bai teh carmah poleese?
in teh bakgrownd, kitteh seez Thom Yorke dressed as a lolrus singin’
♫ “dis am whut u get
when u mess with uuuuuuuhhhssssssssssss♫
(foar a minit tehre, i lawst mahself)
Hooray fur Thom Yorke refrinz – nao I’z nebber gettin it out my hedz!
*snork*
Ceiling cat cannot save you now. Bwahahahaha
ceiling cat can triez! *wachuz az ceiling cat fite * bif smak oof *ceiling cat nawt eben braking teh swet* KAPOW (ai tink ceiling cat puting up teh gud fite)
YAAAy !!!1!
Inda endz, GUD awlwaayz triump ober ebil!
YAY!!!1!!!111!
Ceiling cat wun! WUHUWOOHOO!!!!!
(cya guys later, i tink i haz da food poisoning IRL ugh) bye 4 nao
BTDT. FP is teh pleh.
Drink lotz of H2O if u can. Hope u feelz bettur soon!
Yah, lotsa water is key. once I can has salma… salme… raw chicken diseeze. Berry PLEH. Lotz an Lotza water. Heer’s a nice blue blankie fer yew.
wut i dids 2 deezerv dis?……tihnkeeng……..saetin not so big……mebbe prays reel hard 2 ceiling cat an he taeks me back……
reminderz me uv teh song from paint ur wagun:
..
Do u noe wear hell iz?
hell iz in hello
heven iz goodbai 4eber
itz time 4 me 2 go
..
I thinking dis kitteh wud b berry happee if teh babeh say goodbai.
but duz nawt want a goodbai kiss frum devilbaybee.
shudda fot 2ice b foar peein on ebberyfing dat hyoomin oand
heh heh… but woz fun… mah reebenj waz wurf ebree sekund of horrificatin’ massage I’z gettink nao fur shur… yep …
Doomkitteh, too lazy to herald death and destruction
When CeilingCat seid I’z have a job down heres, I didn’t knowz it was babbehsittin Spawn of Satan…
>^..^<
Dat iz won EBIL look on dat bebeh’s fase!
Poor kitteh.
Hill kitteh as a child, in the precursor to her bright red suit,
don’t worry kitteh, she are hear to purtect Uz and take care of Uz.
: runs away in the other direckshun frightened.
OMG!! Get in the CAR! Itz a debbil BaBeH!
Oh ma’ gosh! That kids is hilarious! http://www.wannasmile.com
Gud kittehs hav teh payshints uf teh saints. Nebber hurts teh hooman bebbehs.
Lol. Dat kitteh luks liek it haz toleraded many a-behbeh.
I can has grilled cheezburger.
Yes, each cheezburger has nine layers.
Mmmm I can has nine sirkles of hell burgur?
WANT.
Ha! I was the 666th vote on this one. I am the most metal of the lolcat fans.
afta halloweenz iz bak 2 shelta wif u! MWUHAHAHAHAHKAKLEKAKLEKAKLE!!!!
(doan relly do dis – rw)
Awh.
I had a great big black kitteh dat wuz soooo good with little bebies.
remindz me how much I miss him.
Aww. Soundz liek he wuz a wondrful kitteh. <3
We haz a grey kitteh dat comz to owr hows to eet (may be stray, may belong tu naybors). He a clever kitteh. He wuz standin’ outside in teh snow a few dayz ago, so we putz a rug out for him to sit on, and he inztantly went and sat on it. Now he sleepz sometimez in cardboard box with blanky we put owt for him.
One tiem wen my neece was over, she tryed to pik himz up, an she not reel shure how to pik up kitteh, and wuz bein unintenshully clumzy wif him. I was skared he may scratch her, not knowin’ n e bettah, but he put up wif it and wasn’t even fazed by her attemptz. She finally hold him rite, and he wuz still content. He obviously ben wif kidz and ben tossed arownd a little by kidz who try to be cuddly and hold him. Wen she putz him down, he juzt calmly walked off a little and rolled around in the dirt. So kyoot. He iz very gud wif kidz, too.
Mai blak kitteh wuz good wif kidzes. Mai oldist neffyoo lernd abowt katz frum her wen he wuz abowt 9 munfs old, he wer sittin onna flor onna blankit playin toyz, en Angel (yes, a blak kitteh cald Angel, mai ironikal naymin skillz az a 10yeerold, let me sho u dem) kaym ovr en snifft at hiz toyz en hiz eyz got reel big, den he put owt a hand en tucht her fur, en lafft, den he put 2 handz on her fur, en lafft en lafft, en Angel goed FLOP! onna blankit nextu him en let him tuch her allovr, den Ai startid teechin him haow 2 pet kittehz wif a flat hand, en dat wuz teh funnyest fing he ever saw! Den a fyoo yeerz layter, dat neffyoo wuz almost 5 en hiz brudder wuz 2, en dey caym ovr 2 vizzit, en yunger neffyoo saw Angel walkin down teh hallway, en goed up 2 her en put bofe handz on her bak en pusht daown, en Angel goed FLOP! onna flor en neffyoo sed “there!” en goed bak in teh odder room. Angel lookt at me lyke “wut?” but Ai wuz 2 bizzee laffin 2 try en figyoor owt wy neffyoo did dat.
AWWWW! So kyoot! XD Angel, wut a pretty naem.
I cantz think of bettur capshun for pikshur, but I makes confesshun: I luuuvs teh beelzebaby’s toezies!!!! Move capshun so I can kiss toezies!!!!
KISSKISSKISSKISSKISS -
*blush*
Um, itz not taht I wurship beelzebaby, yu unserstand. I just like bebeh toez.
Dey ar quite kyoot.
I luv behbehs and kittehs.
That kid is going to get clawed to death!
If I was that parent I would be pulling my kid away, instead of pulling out the camera
And here we go AGAIN, the ‘I’m deeply offended by this baby going near this cat because babies are the root of all evil and clearly that cat is being tortured, what bad parents’. The moment I saw this picture of a baby (and especially with the kid in a devil outfit), the warning bell went off.
All babies have encounters with cats. Some cats are VERY used to it and pretty much just ignore it because they understand it. This cat looks like one. I’m sure the parents wouldn’t let the baby torture it or anything. The baby is BARELY doing anything. Don’t assume that what’s going on here is that extreme.
It always disappoints me when I read this kind of thing on LOLcats. I’ve come to know the people here as being understanding of innocence and having common sense. They love cats so much, I would expect the same understanding to apply to babies and some of the things they do.
No lolspeak. This kind of thing always gets me down for a little while.
Umm..you’re kidding, right?
You wouldn’t really think that we care less about human children than about pets?
You wouldn’t relly be offended by a picture of an adorable child thrilled by the feel of a relaxed cat’s fur?
Just checking.
I iz only referring to poster that claim ‘bad parenting’ in regardz to pic, and onez liek them. Care trolls, as The Crapture put it. I lieks most ppl on dese boardz.
I can has BingLOL? (wif a sied of Vet Teks and Leegul Proffeshunls?)
Eh? I can haz explunayshun, plz?
instead of Bingo, it’s bingLOL… certain types of comments like Russian Reversals and Care-troll (“I am a vet tech and i find this picture offensive because -insert condescending rationale here-”) remarks are among the type called out for BingLOL
another infamous care troll post involved someone claiming to be some unspecific type of “Legal Professional” as part of why we were supposed to take their holier-than thou brow-beating as gospel
so i was agreeing with you about the post above (“not funny, baby torturing cat, blabla”)
more specifically i was agreeing with your assessment of “Oh, lordy, here we go again”
Oh, okiez, I iz just wonderin’ what BingLOL was.
Neat.
CellarCat is not impressed by his first new minion
“just as long as this little f’r doesn’t call me ‘George’ “
Pua kitteh torchered by debbilbaybee and sayingk “Mai long-endooring pashins, let me show you it.” Mebbe deh kittehs do put upz wit beingk manglet by teh hooman bebbehs, but dey shoodn’t has to.
Kittehs put up wif lot. Sometimez I think deh r just puttin’ up wif all hoomans, lol. Behbeh not doin’ n e reel harm, n e wayz.
my Tonya-kitteh only puts up with me, and even then not always
My kitties are amazingly patient with my 8yo, and 18mo. They have bodyslammed them, dressed them up, pulled tails, and gummed on limbs. Let’s raise a toast to all the wonderfully patient kitties out there!
Oops, that was me, Amethyst. Violapinfinder is my 8yo’s account!
Pua kittehs.
cute
If that was my cat, then the baby would be pretty scratched up by noW.
In kitteh Hell, der is no fire… only babehs.