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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I’ll get U real good then.
But I feel this little kitteh’s rage can be softened by a couple bites of tuna followed by sum huggin’ and kissin’.
I’m not kissin no kitteh wif teh toona bref! Pleh.
Well, I meant kissin’ them on their best kissin’ spot on top of dere head!
U meen teh spot they warsh rite after eeting? Teh spot that they warsh WIF TEH TUNG THAT JUST HAD TOONA ONNIT?
Love overlooks alot of things, I guesses.
So ur saying that love issn’t blind but it is hard of smelling?
Dat be troo. Luv dims all de senses: makes idiots byootiful, ugly babies adorable, tuna-flavored kittehs kissable.
*sniff* dats so beeyutimous.
Iffin itz a babee kitteh awl tings be diffrent - bref is wunnerful, claws no sharp n speshally bad behavyurs gets toleriminated; mos portuntly kissin teh forhed spot is one uv bestest tings bout kittesh (luv wen da bunches up dere eyse n smile when you kiss dem) *hart goez pitter-patter*
My Kitteh be hazzin a head that smellz like chocolate, MMM!
Dat kat be lookin pizzed
duzzin care bout awl dat!!
i b kissin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorta. U myte saa taht lurv, lyke a muu-muu (teh Hawaiian kynd, not teh Germun kynd), kuverz a multitood uv sinz.
an teh jermun kynd inzpyrz teh multeetood ov sin…
“Hard of smelling” *snork* hahahahahaha
um…what wood be teh word for “olfactorily challunged”? Becuz most of teh time dats me. Sinuses and all.
I, well, steeled “hard of smelling” from a Sinefeld eppisode.
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But I has teh sinus trubbles too. Maybe our noses is teh deaf? Mabye we calls it “sneaf”.
At leest that whut I tells myself if I kisses mai husband after he eats a pepperoni pizza.
Won of mai favrit plases 2 kiss da kittehs iz dat reely sof fur jes behine da eers. Ai snorglez mai kitteh dere all da tyem. She jes putz up wif it until ai’m dun. (Ai finks itz becawz ai has da posable thumbs and can open da contaynur dat holds da fud.)
ai lykes tu turn dem awn dere baks an SNORGLE!!!! dere belleez. iz sooooo gud!
cormgradulashuns, o Human of the Cookie!
Or to get all Scots on you, Human O’Cookie!
U can’t get all Scots on her.
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We hadded her Scotsguarded TM.
*snerk*
Wow - SIX way tie!!!!????!!!! (And Lolcatburgler wuz 2 of dem!) We almost haz enuff here to forms a unit that kan go out and conkers the werld!
Uh-oh. Am I mah own twin?
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If that is the case I think we is both teh evil one.
awww naw yu ees both teh gud twin!
gud een teh most evilest of ways!
(heh heh)
Aw, that’s so sweet, gascat!
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Heer, u can has ur ristwatch back.
oh so that’s where it went! ai thot ai had lefted eet at home! tanks LCB!
Um, u dids leeve it at homes. Yeah, that’s teh tikket. I had a feeling u might ferget it so I taked teh libberty of goin to ur house to check. It was there, so I brang it to u.
Erm, Lcb, wots taht in yur poketses?
Oh, that? R u reddy 4 a kwincidence? Is a big screen HD TV and — here is teh kwincidence part — it looks just like teh one at gascat’s house! I knoe! I laffed too when I found out about it.
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Whut? Whare I gotted this one? It came wif mah catburglar suit.
an in teh odder pokety?
That’s just lint.
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Which, kwincidentally enuff, is shaped just like momcat’s sterling silver tea set.
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Lotta kwincidenses today, huh?
an wut abowt teh kwincidentz ob teh BIG JOOWEL HEIST teh nite ob teh oskrz, teh verry saym oskrz taht yoo wuz hangin aroun?
(lafft liek krazy persun wen i sawd taht hedlien on my yahoooo!!! payg riet aftur readin bout yoo an jch4000k at teh oskarz)
inkwirin miyndz wantz to kno…
obskyoor refrunse:
“it’s india, and a number of other countries”
nawt obskyoor!!!
eddie ftw!
“nawt teh fawlklend eyelends, wee kneed dose fer startergick sheeps porpoises!”
obskyoor responz:
Britain! Give it back!!
in TTI, we maek grayut empire wib teh cunning yoose of flags! =D
hmmm. we can has b0rg designashuns? you, bein ob corse, 0ne ob Six.
*takes MaryO aside for privite conversayshun because DO NOT WANT embareassment if peeples herd what I is gonna say*
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Um, MaryO? Plz to tell me what is b0rg? I knoes is something sigh fi, prolly from teh Star Trek Wars, but (looks around quickly) I doesn’t follow that genre. Mah ignorince, let me show u it.
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Oh, and don’t tell anyone else, ‘k? thx
mala.bc.ca/~soules/medi402/walker/borg.htm
srry furr buttin in.
Butt dats wutt donkees doo.
/runs off too Maus’ partee
too butt in dare, too.
lolcatburgler go to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_%28Star_Trek%29
Jus bee carful not tu bee asymilayted!
lolcatburgler, eye posted a lynk, but it not showin upp. Iff u do a serch fur “Borg” dere iz a wikipedia Star Trek linkz. Juss bee careful not tu bee asimeelayted!
Ok, thx guise. I was hoping for a reel-time explanayshun but I will reads teh links from Kafleen and u.
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Rite not though, I has to go assimilates some fuds.
unless yoo happn to be near Janeway o’ Voyager- she’ll come reskoo you wether you wanna be reskewewed or nawt (e.g. 7 o’ 9).
ohai LCB.
no needs to be embarrased.
i saw that blimp wif teh lighted letters on da side,
“LCB down’t knows about the b0rg !1!!”.
it wuz hobering over teh city
jest before the 30-secund ad cayme up
on murrikan eye-doll that sed
“yer donashuns can help esplain teh b0rg to LCB and otter unfotchewnates”
i missed teh furst part ub that becuz i wuz
deleting all teh spam emails that said
“hello, you do not know me, but my personal trajedy here
in Nigeria has left me wif elebenty-bazillion munnees
an i wants to transfers them to LCB so she can
unnerstand wut am teh b0rgs…”
…..
n-e-way, yer secret is safe wif me.
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teh b0rg wuz one ub teh bestest ideez on teh startrek.
a race that wuz a mixture of biolology and mechanical debices
(like pyuters, lazers, and so awn)
all indyviduals linked together
kinda like teh interwebs
so no indibidual thots, eberybuddy noes wut eberybuddy else
be thinking …. ohhai JCH4K, i agrees cumpleetly …..
an they travels around destroying an assimilating
uver speecies, all talkin teh same kind ub talk ….
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so, yew can see itz pretty much a fantasy.
nuffing like that IRL.
nope
I be lmao FTW !1!! Phillipe
okay. i jus snerked watah & that, in tern, med me hit the laptopcomputer shifting it so that the little thingamabob on the bottom pushed the ^ button on the treadmill making me go GeorgeJetson speed. haaaaaaaaaaalp!
*grabs Mo’S an gets her offa teh tredmill*
Here. Has anothur Bluddy. BTW, I putted teh resipee up on CheezFrenz…
fanks for teh reskew!
De nada
oh, adn thnx for poasting the resipeas and, finally meremberin my mannerz, thankz for the lovelee brunch.
wut’s cheezfrenz? i can has url?
Infamousq–
Go to Yahoo groups an look up Cheezfrenz. Is e-mail group of, well, sheezfrenz. Us shares ressypies an nitting patterns an happitails an sads an is funa n wunnerful. Joyn us!
ooh. duz this meens that you have one of those kewl tredmill workstayshun thingies at yer place ob werk? i herd about those, but are they gud?
noooes, nufink so sophis erm sofistim uh, fancee. is just a laptop computer putted on the platfoarmpanelthingy controlpanel of a tredmill.
Two of the liddul rubberlike things on teh bottom convenyuntlee go into a slot ment for books, but one (strangely placed off center on the bawtom) if not putted in just the right place will deppress the ^ speederupper button. it has surprised me moar dan once.
OIC. Is like teh Parliament-Funkadelic then. One nayshun under a groove. ONly wif scarier costumes, althought teh Jorj Clinton would give them a run for their moneys.
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And thx 4 keepin mah seekrit.
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NOw excuse me, teh world meedia is out on mah lawn asking me 4 innterviews.
Reziztinz iz footile. You will bees uhsimilated.
BOOM
Fank yoo! I is wun uv teh “otter unfotchewnates” hoo donut follo teh sci-fi. Naow I feels a litl less stoopy.
Dat wuz sposed to go unner Philippe’s esplanashun.