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I’ll get U real good then.
But I feel this little kitteh’s rage can be softened by a couple bites of tuna followed by sum huggin’ and kissin’.
I’m not kissin no kitteh wif teh toona bref! Pleh.
Well, I meant kissin’ them on their best kissin’ spot on top of dere head!
U meen teh spot they warsh rite after eeting? Teh spot that they warsh WIF TEH TUNG THAT JUST HAD TOONA ONNIT?
Love overlooks alot of things, I guesses.
So ur saying that love issn’t blind but it is hard of smelling?
Dat be troo. Luv dims all de senses: makes idiots byootiful, ugly babies adorable, tuna-flavored kittehs kissable.
*sniff* dats so beeyutimous.
Iffin itz a babee kitteh awl tings be diffrent – bref is wunnerful, claws no sharp n speshally bad behavyurs gets toleriminated; mos portuntly kissin teh forhed spot is one uv bestest tings bout kittesh (luv wen da bunches up dere eyse n smile when you kiss dem) *hart goez pitter-patter*
My Kitteh be hazzin a head that smellz like chocolate, MMM!
Dat kat be lookin pizzed
duzzin care bout awl dat!!
i b kissin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorta. U myte saa taht lurv, lyke a muu-muu (teh Hawaiian kynd, not teh Germun kynd), kuverz a multitood uv sinz.
an teh jermun kynd inzpyrz teh multeetood ov sin…
“Hard of smelling” *snork* hahahahahaha
um…what wood be teh word for “olfactorily challunged”? Becuz most of teh time dats me. Sinuses and all.
I, well, steeled “hard of smelling” from a Sinefeld eppisode.
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But I has teh sinus trubbles too. Maybe our noses is teh deaf? Mabye we calls it “sneaf”.
At leest that whut I tells myself if I kisses mai husband after he eats a pepperoni pizza.
Won of mai favrit plases 2 kiss da kittehs iz dat reely sof fur jes behine da eers. Ai snorglez mai kitteh dere all da tyem. She jes putz up wif it until ai’m dun. (Ai finks itz becawz ai has da posable thumbs and can open da contaynur dat holds da fud.)
ai lykes tu turn dem awn dere baks an SNORGLE!!!! dere belleez. iz sooooo gud!
cormgradulashuns, o Human of the Cookie!
Or to get all Scots on you, Human O’Cookie!
U can’t get all Scots on her.
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We hadded her Scotsguarded TM.
*snerk*
Wow – SIX way tie!!!!????!!!! (And Lolcatburgler wuz 2 of dem!) We almost haz enuff here to forms a unit that kan go out and conkers the werld!
Uh-oh. Am I mah own twin?
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If that is the case I think we is both teh evil one.
awww naw yu ees both teh gud twin!
gud een teh most evilest of ways!
(heh heh)
Aw, that’s so sweet, gascat!
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Heer, u can has ur ristwatch back.
oh so that’s where it went! ai thot ai had lefted eet at home! tanks LCB!
Um, u dids leeve it at homes. Yeah, that’s teh tikket. I had a feeling u might ferget it so I taked teh libberty of goin to ur house to check. It was there, so I brang it to u.
Erm, Lcb, wots taht in yur poketses?
Oh, that? R u reddy 4 a kwincidence? Is a big screen HD TV and — here is teh kwincidence part — it looks just like teh one at gascat’s house! I knoe! I laffed too when I found out about it.
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Whut? Whare I gotted this one? It came wif mah catburglar suit.
an in teh odder pokety?
That’s just lint.
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Which, kwincidentally enuff, is shaped just like momcat’s sterling silver tea set.
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Lotta kwincidenses today, huh?
an wut abowt teh kwincidentz ob teh BIG JOOWEL HEIST teh nite ob teh oskrz, teh verry saym oskrz taht yoo wuz hangin aroun?
(lafft liek krazy persun wen i sawd taht hedlien on my yahoooo!!! payg riet aftur readin bout yoo an jch4000k at teh oskarz)
inkwirin miyndz wantz to kno…
obskyoor refrunse:
“it’s india, and a number of other countries”
nawt obskyoor!!!
eddie ftw!
“nawt teh fawlklend eyelends, wee kneed dose fer startergick sheeps porpoises!”
obskyoor responz:
Britain! Give it back!!
in TTI, we maek grayut empire wib teh cunning yoose of flags! =D
hmmm. we can has b0rg designashuns? you, bein ob corse, 0ne ob Six.
*takes MaryO aside for privite conversayshun because DO NOT WANT embareassment if peeples herd what I is gonna say*
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Um, MaryO? Plz to tell me what is b0rg? I knoes is something sigh fi, prolly from teh Star Trek Wars, but (looks around quickly) I doesn’t follow that genre. Mah ignorince, let me show u it.
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Oh, and don’t tell anyone else, ‘k? thx
mala.bc.ca/~soules/medi402/walker/borg.htm
srry furr buttin in.
Butt dats wutt donkees doo.
/runs off too Maus’ partee
too butt in dare, too.
lolcatburgler go to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_%28Star_Trek%29
Jus bee carful not tu bee asymilayted!
lolcatburgler, eye posted a lynk, but it not showin upp. Iff u do a serch fur “Borg” dere iz a wikipedia Star Trek linkz. Juss bee careful not tu bee asimeelayted!
Ok, thx guise. I was hoping for a reel-time explanayshun but I will reads teh links from Kafleen and u.
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Rite not though, I has to go assimilates some fuds.
unless yoo happn to be near Janeway o’ Voyager- she’ll come reskoo you wether you wanna be reskewewed or nawt (e.g. 7 o’ 9).
ohai LCB.
no needs to be embarrased.
i saw that blimp wif teh lighted letters on da side,
“LCB down’t knows about the b0rg !1!!”.
it wuz hobering over teh city
jest before the 30-secund ad cayme up
on murrikan eye-doll that sed
“yer donashuns can help esplain teh b0rg to LCB and otter unfotchewnates”
i missed teh furst part ub that becuz i wuz
deleting all teh spam emails that said
“hello, you do not know me, but my personal trajedy here
in Nigeria has left me wif elebenty-bazillion munnees
an i wants to transfers them to LCB so she can
unnerstand wut am teh b0rgs…”
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n-e-way, yer secret is safe wif me.
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teh b0rg wuz one ub teh bestest ideez on teh startrek.
a race that wuz a mixture of biolology and mechanical debices
(like pyuters, lazers, and so awn)
all indyviduals linked together
kinda like teh interwebs
so no indibidual thots, eberybuddy noes wut eberybuddy else
be thinking …. ohhai JCH4K, i agrees cumpleetly …..
an they travels around destroying an assimilating
uver speecies, all talkin teh same kind ub talk ….
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so, yew can see itz pretty much a fantasy.
nuffing like that IRL.
nope
I be lmao FTW !1!! Phillipe
okay. i jus snerked watah & that, in tern, med me hit the laptopcomputer shifting it so that the little thingamabob on the bottom pushed the ^ button on the treadmill making me go GeorgeJetson speed. haaaaaaaaaaalp!
*grabs Mo’S an gets her offa teh tredmill*
Here. Has anothur Bluddy. BTW, I putted teh resipee up on CheezFrenz…
fanks for teh reskew!
De nada
oh, adn thnx for poasting the resipeas and, finally meremberin my mannerz, thankz for the lovelee brunch.
wut’s cheezfrenz? i can has url?
Infamousq–
Go to Yahoo groups an look up Cheezfrenz. Is e-mail group of, well, sheezfrenz. Us shares ressypies an nitting patterns an happitails an sads an is funa n wunnerful. Joyn us!
ooh. duz this meens that you have one of those kewl tredmill workstayshun thingies at yer place ob werk? i herd about those, but are they gud?
noooes, nufink so sophis erm sofistim uh, fancee. is just a laptop computer putted on the platfoarmpanelthingy controlpanel of a tredmill.
Two of the liddul rubberlike things on teh bottom convenyuntlee go into a slot ment for books, but one (strangely placed off center on the bawtom) if not putted in just the right place will deppress the ^ speederupper button. it has surprised me moar dan once.
OIC. Is like teh Parliament-Funkadelic then. One nayshun under a groove. ONly wif scarier costumes, althought teh Jorj Clinton would give them a run for their moneys.
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And thx 4 keepin mah seekrit.
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NOw excuse me, teh world meedia is out on mah lawn asking me 4 innterviews.
Reziztinz iz footile. You will bees uhsimilated.
BOOM
Fank yoo! I is wun uv teh “otter unfotchewnates” hoo donut follo teh sci-fi. Naow I feels a litl less stoopy.
Dat wuz sposed to go unner Philippe’s esplanashun.
Much lolz!! V. Klever, leikd mages ov blimppp, teh Niger spams….
If u get bigger than me, then I beez sorry.
Teh multywai ty am awsum. U r awl 2 B concashumylated an kwiet pawsibbully assymilatedz 2!!
Butt een honur ov teh awkayshun teh tybooteek am prezentin yawl wiv teh speshul noo ‘grumpy-fayzed-kitteh’ lawleez. Wif teh tuna flavr as rekweztid bai CH.
n joi!!1
I hads toona for breffist. I can has lobstir thermadoor flavor insted?
wud dat b 4 bowf ov yu??
No, teh lobstir thermidoor is just 4 me. I’ll has teh toona one.
Marowwwwrrooooaar!
Ohai, Prime Minister Count Rupert Mountjoy!
Haf a nice war!
*sniff*
*ahem*
I believe you are mistaken. It is the kitten that is roaring, not the mouse.
Mah apologgiees, kind sir (wuzn’t yoo a Sir inna prefious incarnashun?).
I fawt dat since yoo rote it, yoo alzo saidz it.
I fink I need anuvver Bluddy Mary O’. Iz beeing wun ob dose dayz.
*with a “plummy” accent*
Please feel free to have another cocktail, young lady. They are still available in the dining room.
until den, i kill you Blargh wif the cute!
uh ohes. lukka da wishkas…
adn teh liddul paws..
An teh ‘i twyin to be angree’ fayce.
Awwwwwwww teh cyooooootsum kitteh-DO WANT!!!
i better goes bak to the las pikshure and renew my strngth wif sum blooberry blnztz adn nommy caseroles stuffs…
Ai r ded!
*klonk*
she’s ded, Jim.
eet am def – but nawt az wii noe it!!
Ai can haz ressurekshun plz?!!
‘kay. we gotta figger out ware you putted yore katra befoar you blarghed.
any hints? twood safe us lawts ob time…
*skritchin teh hed an finkin hard*
*whispurrz so noe wun kin heer mai stoopiness*
Ummm…Whutz a katra?….
Iffin ai noe ai will luk fur it.
noes, nawt enny stoopiness on yer pawrt, just trekkiness on my pawrt. teh katra is wut Spok passed awn to McCoy at end on Wraf ob KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! wich dey den had to putted bak in the body ob Spok wich wuz on the Genesis planet.
Cleer as mud? yup. thot so.
at any rate, yoo luks rezurektednfrum the blargh, thus sorta probing the sayin:
“kyuriosity kilt teh cat; satisfakshun brot it bak”.
Hee heeee.
Ai muss watch me sum Trek.
MrTM habs asimmilayted teh Teebee fur awltingz Trek,Monty Python,Blackadder et al
Him r a walkin qwote!! Ai nebber noe whut himz talkin abowt!!
Heer beginnith mai lessunz………
ohes, teh otter trekkees shud do a fakt chek, to mek shure i’m nawt boldly babbling ware no wun has babblefisheed befoar
babblefisshees! Nao we galxee hishhikin’?
lub da bablefishees!
(whispurrz back) A katra be yur internal spirit or soul from Vulcan purrspektive. At end of Star Trek moovee 2, “The Wrath of Khan”, wehn Spock is gettin reddy to save de Enterprize and die in da process, he transfurred his katra to Dr. McCoy thru a mind meld. Dat’s why Mary O’Spockin be lukkin for Tidmum’s katra — who it waz transfurred inter?
Does ai need to bee skared?
Pleez to halp a ninnosent purrson!!1
nooooes, no need to be skeered!
*creeping b0rglike sweet pea tendrils cweep tword Tidmum…*
Owwch!!
Sumfing green an cweeping jess borked mai eerdrum…..mai snostrilz…mai mow..glubgluagblubskreeeeeeyaawwwwwwmumbllllllllllllllllll………………
halp.
hmmmm.
ushually dey don’t skweem so much.
has to werk on dat. musta went too far wen teh b0rg sine tists hybridyzated the sweetpea wif teh kudzu…
(side noat to Tidmum befoar todlol assimilayshun takes place:
this episoad is totallee non canonical. i.e., yer husband will have no ideeyagh wut is going on here)
Husband ? ai hab wun? Ohhh.Yew meen him up tehre onna playstayshun.wib teh teebee remoat glooed to himz hand.An todlol control ob veewin.Ah ha.Dats whut a Huzband iz den.Oh.Okai.Ai hab wun.
Nao ai hav to get himz to splain awl abowt teh Sci-Fi stuff.
It may tayke sum tyme…brb…………….
Dunno–katra sound suspishusly like horcrux
tehr am teh chanz dat teh tybooteek kan proeveyd teh clokwerk plztik replayzmint ‘katra’
*whispurrs*
( wuttebbu dat iz >>> runz awf to LCB 2 cher dunciz hat! )
*hanz een pawkitz strowlz bak 2 tybooteek hummin ( az eye kant wissul !)
hoepin meye ignurunz goez unowtizd..?*
*finkin 2 messelph* der am teh pawzybillittee dat ‘katra’ am teh typo and ms mary O’ am windin uz awl up!!
sproing!! sproing!!1
mai clokwerkyniss – let mii shew it you.
Oeee!! Dat katra – frum teh myndmelt staw eeee!!
Teh tybooteek karreez dem in pax ov fyve –
sew yu awlwaiz habz teh spayr an sum 4 yur frenz!
Drawp bai an pik up yur pak.
An teh lawleepawp flavr ov yur chewzin.
Teh stikkinez ov teh lawlee halps wiv teh awd finguh syn dat spawk mex.
wii lubz 2 B ov serviz.
“Her father helped get me into the Academy, Bones. And now she’s dead.”
“It wasn’t yur fault, Jim.”
“I’m in kommand, Bones. That makes it my fault.”
Dadts whut yu get for wearin a red shirt.
Mary O’ – U reminded mi of da song “Star Trekkin’ Across The Universe.” LOL Ai nawt a Trekkie but dat song iz seriously funnee.
and den, the world shall know mai wrath!
Maybe then u will grow into ur eyeballz.
LOL!
Gangurocat
I sense that The Butt Wiggle of Doom is iminent…
I lubs teh Butt Wiggul of Doom!
That tiny butt does not look capable of generating the necessary levels of doom.
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Cute? Absolutely. Doom, not so much.
Yabbutt, tehy has to praktisses…
Yabbut is hard to get in teh rite frame mind for doom-wiggling when ur hyoomins is not beings all skared but insted is laffing.
stil can kil. maeks u ded of the cyoote
yah–varry surprizing dere hasn’t been a major splort epidemick wif dis wun. Luckily, I has my CHRG(wdoi) furmly duck-taped in playse.
*theenks abowt dis*
Purrhapps I cud generate MUCH dooms….
My pointy endz wre gwowing big adn stwong
I am a humor devoid lurking robot brain. I see your cute comments and attribute it to
cognitive error. You have mistaken ironically-placed markings on the kittens face
to indicate a negative emotion when in fact there may be none indeed.
Oh, and felines do not talk that way.
/donkee runs awai, laffing and kicking up heels
Gratuitous use of ironic kitty face?
Skoos me, is tihs trollmask yurs?
I fownd it on teh floor…honestlee!
Oh Kafleen – yoo ar – so – YOO!!! [{{{{{hugs}}}}}
Wish ai cud stay an play, but ai must go again. *sniff* Hope ebeebuddee has lotsa fun on this lubberlee almoast Caturday!!
l{{{{{Janet}}}}}
Doan go wai!!!!
*hangs on Janet’s heels wile she trais too hab a life*
*wunts too hoof self fur not puttin an apostruffee after kitten*
I noes bettur-I juss gets in a hurree sumtimes!!
SPLORT!
i alreddi sorry!
teh kyootnessess…**splort!**…blargh!
*heddesk* *branes eberywere*
Quote in newspaper tomorrow from woman in mumu chain-smoking Parliaments: “It was awful! They weren’t no warning. Them peoples brains was all over the place!”
Me, I chain-smoke Funkadelics.
snerk
Yeah, I switched. I usedta smoke Kool and teh Gangs.
george clinton FTW
“I just heard this splort, and brains were everywhere! Then all these strange people started putting rubber gloves on their heads.” Pause, smoke cigarette. “I think it was some weird religion. You know, like a Satanic ritual.”
It were a splort of catastrophic perporshuns!
ai m suddinly reminded uv teh sawng “one angry dawrf and 200 solemn faces” bai teh ben folds five(ai tink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pWB2N0_TxM
( some language warning)
LMAO! That song is definitely about this kitteh!
yes, littul kitteh, sumday.
but in the meantimes,
yew is just plain kyoot.
so we is playin wif you and snorgling yew an not afrayd ub yew atawl.
isn’t tahat jus the wurst?
Small I may beez, but great im powerz iz I
and strong iz the force wid meh
so at your peril displease meh you shall
Dat behbeh kitteh iz mad! Wonder why? We wonders.
Teh Top5 5 Reesons Why teh Beebeh Ms Mad:
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5> His favrit contestant just got voted off “Amerikun Idle”
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4> She just lerned from her majick meeror that she may be fair but Sno Wite kitteh is teh fairest of teh land.
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3> He was just goin’ to watch “Teh Sixth Sence” and his big sister gived away teh surprize ending.
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2> She maded u a cookie and u eeted it insted of givin’ it to her as a kthx.
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and teh number one reeson why teh bebbeh is mad…
1> He knoes that in a day or so he will get pushed off teh main page by other cute kittehs.
we can onlee hope she pushed off by cute kittehs…
U knoes, mabye kitteh has that rare medickle condishun where liddle kids age rapidly, befoar their boddies grow up even. Mabye he is lookin at his littermates and grumblin’ “get off mah lawn!”
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Well, “Get off mah couch” anyways.
angry but cute SCANNER kitteh causes many Hed-splorts
Bebeh, I will be sorree rite now if yu will tell me whut to be sorree for. Tehn we can has snorgles-an-sammon pology partee.
hahaha omg… too damn cute and funny. Luv it.
Very very cute
i luv it
I wud b skrachin up ur lether seet
If I hadz mah cloz yet, dat is
(Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute)
ennybuddy memember teh movie “Luv Akshully”? teh xpression on tihs kitty’s face meminds me ob teh boy hoo is so little n in luv wit gurl hoo dusnt kno he xists…
O yesss this boi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Sangster
hims is a kyoot boi, not as mush as a kitteh, doh but a kyoot lee’ul boi!
When I saw him on Love, Actually, I thought he was the cutest, emo-authentic little boy I have ever seen on screen. He’s a doll-does he take after his momcat or dadcat?
Its possubul 4 such teeny kitteh 2 luk so madz? Yowza.
AAAAAWWWWWwwwwwwwww………..
ai’m nawt evn gunna fite it
*SPLORT SPLORT SSSSSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAARRRRFFFFF!!!!!!*
*splort splort sputtery splort*
dat kitteh prolly luks kyoot, ebbn wen hii duz big-moufed hiss!
ai tink mai hed haz slported awl teh wai throo teh interwebs and intew awl mai cheezfrendz howseses! if enny ov yus siis sum brayn matter dat nawt yurs, put it awn mee!
*drip slop plap*
Whutz this grey stuff cummin owt mai innertoobes?
Ohh.Dats teh branzez.Hoo hadz a biiiig splort?
Ah ha-N1IP ai fink deez r belong tew yew.
*scoop scoop scooooooooooop*
*wype wype wype*
*Perlopppp*
heer am an extry tuff CHRG(wdoi)
*tug tug tug*
*tukkitty tuk tuk*
*wrap teh priddy flowers duk taype rown*
Der awl bedder nao.
Sawft blankee,hawt chokklit an sum non-hippo shayped Chokklits fur yew.
Sit kwietly nao til yaw strengf returnz Otay.
thx, Tidmum. ai’z much oblijed. iz weerd feeling wen yu furst siis a pikshur dat maeks yu wanna upchuk if yu luks at it at teh rong tiem, then yu siis a pikshur dat iz so kyoot it oberwelmz yu! {{{{{Tidmum}}}}}
Dis kitteh is my favrit lol evar!!!1 I smembers sayin dis when i wuz jes a liddul wun mahself!!! ooo….dat tempar!
Nao i is payin fer my raisin….
This kittie makes me think that it’s the feline version of the grumpy bluebird whose picture was everywhere for any number of years.
Excellent!! You are correct, Sophie!
but right now you’s a tiny bebeh and are susceptible to floof diving!
Is veree qewt…butt is problee fotoshope.
binglol!
Kitteh: “Puny Human, I will eat your soul. My purr will hypnotize you and you will give me all your tuna, credit cards and cell phone…”
Check the little angry mouf…He will wait for the perfect moment to exact his revenge…and the revenge will be EPIC.
iz skeerd of kitteh. he luks meen.