I QUESTION THE GENERAL
ASSUMPTION THAT FELINES ARE INHERENTLY DEFICIENT IN THE AREA OF GRAMMAR AND SENTENCE STRUCTURE.
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Smile when you say that, mister…
Dems is sum feersum toofies…
Yah, kitteh reely be reaktin to elebtyeth visit to kitteh-dentist…..
Teh witestripz iz makin teh lipz wurk funnee. But ef dey iz swaworled teh rezultin hayrbol iz feersum!
EVEREEBUDDEE – Maus’s partee is going awn below!! He’s mixin up grate beeg batches ov Bluddy Mary O’s. Wif shrimp garnish!! an celeree stix fur stirring. Comw awn down an joyn teh partee!!!
Did I miss it? Iz teh partee over?
I woz hurrying as fast as I could.
May I haz a bluddy Mary O’? KThx
I haz had teh worst ***** of a week, if ju’ll pardonz my french. I fink I haz to go to the nawty barn to blowiff sumz steamz
sowwy Iz spelled it rong, should be “blow off”
embarazed nao
acshually, mebbe yew invented a new wurd: blowiff. Or mebbe blowff. I like that. “I feels the need to blowff, and then have sum bluddy Mary O’s.”
ov course, the kitteh in the picshure wud nawt approve.
bloff?
“blowiff” “Wurdpretzel” Ai thnk we’re awn a roll!!!
goggie naught unnerstand werds 2 well,
*terns hed sydewayz*
Baroo???
blowff in mai sistrz fambly meenz meetlofe. Ai dunno wy, but Ai suspekts itz a kidwerd dat stuk, lyke shlawkitt fr chokolate.
Hao nice! oh by teh way,Janet, I can has nawn-alkoholik drink? I iz under-age!
U do realize it shud be “areas” don u?
I’m copacetic widdat.
—-it’s intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.
I, for one, dully appreciate the astute vernacular of this most loquacious feline. Unfortunately, her rhetoric is ill-placed within this glorious forum of cunning linguistic experimentation and real-time development.
Fortunately, not all fanged little beasties must communicate within the petri dish of syntactical aptitude which we call the “interwebbz.”
May peace be upon this lovely gray one in her angst, and may she find peaz an happinez.
Luv an chzbrgrz,
MrsQ
(staring silently at the above post in awe)
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Wow!
*joynes Johnson442*
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WOW!
I do hope you’ll pardon the annotation, but I believe you may have spelled “duly” incorrectly. I have no intention of offense, I assure you.
orthography aside, I commend your astute oration.
Ah!!! Intelligent people in the middle of the psychosis of lolspeak!!! I completely concur with the above statement, as well as with the caption of this angry feline. I find it intriguing, though, that one of the most intelligent animals on the face of this earth is being portrayed on this website as not possessing correct grammar or spelling skills. Oh well. I suppose this is simply a product of the mind-numbing psychosis of the interweb. Cest la vie!!(yes, I am aware there needs to be a symbol above Cest…but I cannot locate it on my keyboard!!)
It’s called an apostrophe. LOL.
Actually, it is called an accent, and most American keyboards don’t have one.
Nope, in “C’est” it’s an apostrophe, not an accent aigu, which can be found using the Character Map (see the handy guide provided by cweenmj) for most font alphabets. BTW, did you know that most Voice Rcognition software will recognise “accent aigu” but not “acute accent”?
C’est facile, comme ça, oui? Peut-être les chats français parle la LOLfronsch….
This post trail has been such a refreshing change.
Thank you so much for the English.
oldcat is old
mabeh jest “lowng ov tooff”?
oldcat is kranky
iz okae oldcat, wee still luvz yoo — eben if yoo talk sillie.
kwestchun wut u want. wii know teh troof.
r will know teh toof?
Meh. If you don’t like the site, don’t read it.
Meh. If you don’t think teh comment’s funny, don’ laugh. I thought it was hilarious!
Nao, trolls r nawt jus lurkin in teh comentses. Tehy is ritin owr capshuns!
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Tihs mai be wurser tahn teh Russhin Rebersal.
Sum peebuls b ironee deefishunt
PWND!!!!
Wurst dee-cees on da planit!!!
Is dare enny kure??
I dispute your claim sir cat. I dispute it not because I assume that felines are deficient in the areas of spelling, grammar, and sentence construction, but because my assumption is that they do not care about these details of English language.
Yesh. Teh deetails iz fer teh kitteh’s staff…
on teh odder paw, de tail iz 4 de kat! Kongrach Maus on furvest from last! Want coffee? Latte? Sprinkles? Mocha? Got some leftover chawklit chunk muffins, too.
Chawklit chunk muffins????? Tehy must go well wif Bluddy Mary O’s!!
Maybee maek Bluddy Mary O’s feelz better, aneewayz.
LOLz an
Heer ai wuz – feelin quite bloo – an nao ai’m mutch bedder!!!!
paws!!! There yoo ar! Ai hav been chasing yoo around awl week wif no luk! Ai left yoo 2 – three previousmessajes that ai don’t think yoo saw. Least, ai hope not.
Did yoo??? Oar shur ai repeet them??
I haz been bizzy, dooin wurk!
Oh. Wurk.
Dat ar troo heer. Kitiz nawt be bothurd wif strukshur oar roolz. Kitiz do az dem pleez. An’ mumma iz slayv whut kleenz up messiz, see? Iz awl gud heer. We kan has gud-spellingz and stuff. juz soon as we taek dis nap.
Elfiee – Ai’m gonna do it now. Reddy oar not.
AHEM. If ai may haz yur tenshun pleez.
Ai am speeking heer awn behaff ov ar deer Elfie – a troo heroine.
A few munths ago, she reskews a stranjer kitteh left terriblee injured bai teh syde ov the rode. Broken bones – an inclooding being shot.
She tuk this kitteh into her hart an hoam – an to teh Vet – where she willinglee payed over Two Thousand Dollars
to get him bak awn hiz feet.
Ai thot – if we awl – hoo can – cud chip in a liddle an halp hur – it wud bee a gud thing.
She iz nawt rich in munnies – just in spirit.
If yoo clikc awn hur nayme – an then find Karmic Balance – the nayme of teh kitteh, you will see how to send her a munnee.
AH haz kawld fur bordurlyn hoomons who doz stuff leik dhis 2 aminals, NE aminalz, 2 bii stringgded up, nawk bai dehr nekz, bai moar, ah, sensitib partz ob dehr bodeez!!
Yes, shud happen. In menee staytes heer, peepl ar finallee being punished fur reel fur doing things liek that. Teh roderaige man hoo throo teh woman’s goggie into teh traffik payed a hewj fine an went to jail.
trik iz to catch tehm.
Good! I membur dat wiff a sickness.
Addendum.
Am meenz teh bordurlyn hoomon wuz teh wun hoo shooted teh kitteh, nawt daht owr cheezfrend Elfi is bordurlyn hoomon!!!1!1!!!!!
Well – now!!1 LOLz ROLF gigglolz LoLZ.
Ai dint reed it that way – but. . . LOLZ.
Oh – paws4thot – that wuz wun ov teh funniest things yoo ever said.!!
Thanks, JCH4K….I’m late to the party, as usual…now I take my leave of you all to go give Elfi a munnies!! Back later!
Dis storee an 2 many uther storees like it are Y I donut work in a vet clinic. I wanted 2 cuz I luvs critters, but after several munths ov volunteering at teh local shelter (and crying on the way home on way too many days), I new I cudn’t do it full time. It’s like being a doctor or a poleece officer; U R either tuff enuff or U R not. I R not.
You ain’t alone there, kiddo!
I suspect if I worked at someplace like that I’d be breaking into the “blue juice” locker and loading up a cardiac needle in a couple of weeks, max!
Just because you “can” do something doesn’t mean you “can” do it for very long!
Janet, u does it agin!!! OMG! **HUGS**
Nao I gots fankoo letturz to write!! *HUGS* from KB too.
–Elfi
Elfi, this is the first I heered of this. U are such a good person!
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For some reeson I hadn’t yet made my planned donation to my local shelter in honor of my Jethro who I lost 2 months ago. Now I realize I was waiting for this opportunity. I couldn’t put a note in with my donation, but it is in Jethro’s honor. When I took him to the vet the first time after adopting him from teh shelter, they found a small lump in his side and said they could check it out while they had him under for neutering. They checked it out and found it was a BB pellet embedded under the skin. Some peeples are scum.
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Thankfully, other people are like u — very unscummy! Furthest from scum! Totally scum deficient.
Um, in case it wasn’t cleer, I gived mah moneys to u for KB instead of shelter. I give them moneys other times in the yeer. Jethro’s tribute deserved something special, like u and KB.
And what makes you think this is English. This is the globalized version of Cattish that the socio-feline applied linguists are finally managing to describe. As it happens with all languages, Cattish had its own grammar, syntax and spelling. Not to mention pronunciation, which not unlike English, differs greatly differs from its spelling.
Oh kittehrules.
Well said. May ai use this sumtime when we have teh #6 troll wif us??
Not only dat, but ebbery kitteh has himz own idiolect. Iz a miracule dat us can commu–comunn–unnerstan eech odder at awl.
aint it da truf. once i trulee got teh wrong end ob teh stick on a fonetic spelling maded by sumwun crost teh pawned. i wuz pronowncin it in my hed using various amary can aksents adn it wuz nawt wut wuz intended.
Wuzzit funneh???
nope.
it is because it didn’t seem funnee that i was tipped off that i must be mis- reeding it.
Wen U say globalized, do U mean that all over the wurld, teh lolfransh kittehs an teh kitteh paisans and teh kitteh komrades in Soviet Russia (where langwidge has U) and british kittish in teenytiny ingerland and china sunflower cat in China and el kitteh-gato en Mexico and Santa’s kittehs hoo live at north pole… all share teh same langwidge? Dis iz a fassinatin socio-linguini dixcovery an also fur-ther proof of teh basik super– soup– goodness of kittehs, all holdin paws and singin like on old Coca-Cola commershul (I’d like to give the world a hug). Also helps xplain Y kittehs can rule over us hyoomins at least sum ov the time — solidarity!
’sides, isn’t teh debil in teh details? An isn’t teh debil on teh preveus piktur?
well, they do care
Morning, Maus!!!! Wheeeee – how duz it feel up there in teh stratosphere???
Menee conga ratz (but yoo arleddee haz so menee – do yoo need moar?) on this loftee achievement.
How wud yoo liek to selery brate? Too urlee fur the 43.
Dunno bout taht. TCCIAC. Hao bout sum Bluddy Mary O’s? I has a excel… eksul… reely gud recipicity…
TCCIAC?????
Shur – wai nawt??? (Is this ai tawking??) But – hey – heer we ar awn ICHC where *ahem* annything goes. I dint know yoo needed a recpicity!! Oh – but ai see. Bluddy Mary O’s are REELEE speshul!!!
Bedder mix up a big batch.
TCCIAC = Thank Ceiling Cat It’s Almost Caturday.
An I see yoo figgered owt wun ov my naems frum last nite. Is wun ov mai fave charakturs.
I will mixes up a gallun or so uv teh Bluddy Mary O’s…
Part ov yur CV??? Ai NOO it wuz sumthing – jus cudn’t plaice it at wunz. Ai also left a looooooong splanashun ov “per.” Cudn’t sleep last nite. Sorree fur nawt saying a leest “gute Nacht.” Won’t happen again.
’s OK. Yoo purty much yoozed up all mai Gurmun last nite. But it wuz fun.
I did AG last summer. What a HOOT!
“I say… does anyone have hot pants for a game of shuffleboard?”
GRATE show!!! Iz Commewnitte theatre??
BLINK!! BLINK!! But luk!!!! teh dredded rap around. It seems to be gone!
Yes, is CT, but wif a reel budjet ($175K).
Per (gigglol) SHOW!!!!????? ai wud fawl awn teh floor in a ded faynt but ai am still lying sumwhere gettin awl dustee – so ai will foregot that pleshur fur teh nonce!!
Per show.
*thud*
$175k…per show…*jaw drops* *head spins* *brain asplodes*
CLUNK
o sorree, JCH4K, dident meen 2 hit ur hed wif mai hed…
…per show…
*ded faynt*
I’z anserin ur “wehred yoo lern teh jerman” queshun ober heer, JCH4K. Cuz on ICHC, Ai lieks teh bloody Mary O’s, an am mush bedder jerman speeker aftur a few.
Ai akshully majored in jerman lit in unnergrad, and eben lived in Vienna fur a semmestur. I’z forgetted mush moar tahn I remememembur, but iz alwaiz innerestin to stretch mai branez.
I alzo grew up arund manee peeps who speaked “teh Dutch” an so I pikked up sum of taht, too – but I can’t rite it, onlee speeks it
Thankz PB2K. Ai waz reelee curous. But – if yoo lived in Vienna – yoo shur know the use ov “per” liek that. Corse = maybee just wun semester izznt kwite long enuf fur die Feinheiten!
How lukki yoo were – Wien fur a hole semester tho.
Oh – an LOLZ – wehn ai furst got to jermany ai dint say a wurd fur neerlee a month! But wif a glass ov whine – suddenlee – ai cud speek.
Stranj – how that werks.
Ai wuz indeed bery bery lukky to lib in Wien. An it wuz *mumble mumble elebenty* years ago, so Ai’z nawt surprized I missed “per” – die Feinheiten, tehy ar gone.
I wuz dere fur abowt 6 monts – Winter to Spring to Summer. Teh Balls, Teh Heurigen (I libbed 2 bloks frum wun), teh Touristen! Ai wuldn’t hab misst taht experiens fur teh wurld.
Spring in Vienna – way bedder thots tahn Winter in Meeshigun!
*sigh* *sings* Wien, Wien, nur du allein Sollst stets die Stadt meinerTräume sein . . .
Bluddies are reddy. Grab a straw an bellie up to teh picher…
Thankz!!
*sip sip sip* *slurp slurp slurp* *can’t maek teh sound ov slurping the last bit out ov the glass* YUM!! (but ai wuz rong – dra iz still heer)
*holds out glass* Please, Sir (real), may ai hav sum moar??
You drank teh hole picher? Uh oes…
Well – yoo said it wuz reelee reelee gud.
Herr Maus,
yoo can maek moar, pleeze?
I goes nao to ikky meting, wuld liek sum win Ai getz back.
Mebbe we needs a machien to maeks em all teh tiem?
Anuthur gallon, coming riet up…
An sum seleree stix fer noorishmint…
An sum niec big shrimps fer teh garnishes…
*lookses arown cornah*
shirmps?
Didjoo say SHRIMPS!??
*nom nom nom*
This is reelee lufflee, Maus. Thanks. But. . .we’re sposed to bee throwing the partee fur yoo!!!
But in teh meenwile – ai’ll just trai wun ov these shrimpz. . .
Thas OK. I lieks to cuk. Heer, has sum sausijes-n-shroom strata. Iz fresh outta teh ovun…
Teh blooberree blintzeses will be dun soon…
*leens further out around corner*
ooo. . .nom nom nom. . .us all goin to dinner at Maus’s haus.
*liks paw an begins to wash fayce*
Iz a strat sumwhat liek a frittata? Smells hebbenlee. . .just wun liddle piece.
* ummm * Maus. *small voyce* ar yoo a god??
Mais Oui! Cum has sum bluddies! I naemed dem aftur yoo!
cool. i nebber had a dwink naemed after me. dare i ask hao i receebed dis honah?
Janet: A strata is a casserhole. Yoo puts sum niec fronsh bred cyoobs in teh dish, pours beated eggs onnit and den sum cheez onna top. Fur tihs wun, I puts sum sage sausij and sum crimin srooms in wif teh bred. Den you let it stai inna fridge overnite. Inna morning, you baeks it.
Blintzeses ar dun. Eberybuudy comes an get sum!
Hello Cheezfrenz awl.
Ai pullin up a chair howldin owt mai Krystal mennee facceted etched bukkit(nawt bloo) fur a fill up ob teh Bluddy MaryO.Pleez may ai hab a stik ob sellery an a dash ob woostercestershire sawse? Howld teh shrimp-ai no eets fish or seefud.
thankyew kindlee. *gulp slurp slurp Ahhhhhhh*
Teh nom noms sownd fab.Ai brot a tray of assorted sammiges-crust on, crusts orf,brown bred whyte bred granary bred an awl udder varyitees.Mennee fillinz-tayke yaw pik!!
Der am a viktoria sammidge caek wib buddercreem an homemayde jam too.
ohai, tidmum!
*tkes her shrimps*
howd the “open Haus” at teh big skool go?
Mary: it jus seemded natshooral. Bluddy Mary + Mary O = Bluddy Mary O’s. Plus taht sownds sorta liek “Cheerios”. Newai, has sum. Dey iz much nommy.
OHai MaryO’,
fanks fur askin.It wuz berree informatib,we met teh Teechur an lots ob udder staff.Aden wuz soo eggsited.Teh impresshun we got wuz berree positib an whut a beeyotiful skoo-an old manor house an grounds!We am soo lukkee to get him in der.Onlee 7 kidlets in teh class-lots ob supprot an fassiliteez.
Yayyyyyyyy!!
thankz, Maus, fur teh recipe. Ai am nawt mutchova cuk, but ai trais – an taht luks sorat liek ai cud do it.
an ai’ll just taek wun ov those . . .teh smell ov frehlee baked bluooberrei blintzes – awlmost “wie ein Gruss vom Himmel”
Alas, ai must go. Ai THINK ai’m ok to drive. . .wheeeee…
Ta. I’ll post a strata recipe up on CheezFrenz for you.
Saw it yesterday. Much funnee.
OMG! I fownded teh partee!
Brandishes Sack O Goodies!
I has: A bucket O White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookie Do!
A bottul ub Kahlua!
A noise makur!
Toys frum The Discovery Shop! *pulls owt skwisshee pokkee
sawftee stress buster toys!*
*digs arown in bottom butt gets diverted by teh shrimp…*
*pokes Janet an wisspurrs*
You watch me now…Doan lett me drink too much oar I’ll bee throwin on a costume
and singin ‘Jolene’ an ‘Feelings’ on teh table.
LOL!
*whispurrs* OK Kafleen – but yoo noe, yoo alreddee sayded
“bottombutt.” gigglolz
Ai bee joinin yew kafleen-Ai do a gud rendishun ob “In my Tennessee mountain home”
An Charley Pride “Crystal Chandelier”
Countree musik wuz awlwayz in teh bakgrown wen ai wis liddle.
Oh, Janet…*dissolves in laffturr* Bottombutt!!
*srsly*….u noe, Tidmum…I has alot ub lub fur sum ole
mountain moosic…an sum cuntreee.
My heart belong in San Francisco…libbed dere abowt 5 yeers
before comin heer to Sacramento , butt I just realized sumtin
tonite. I wuz borned in Europe on American Army base and
wen I wuz abowt 2, came to US fur furst time, and dat wuz
Georgia! Mah furst US home was Georgia, mah daddee’s home
town. It all makes sense now.
Georgia, Indiana, Virginnee, Ohio, Calleefornia. I is an odd
wun. But now I not feel so stoopee wen I lub too sing doze ole
countree music songs!
I can has one? plzkthx.
i sing 4 u agin if i can has bloody Mary O.
Help yoorself. Tehres plentee.
Oh Maus! Tihs is da bomb!
Fanks fur all the yummy nom noms!
Dis iz teh bestest Dai-b4-Caturday taht I’z had in a lawng tiem!
Fanks! What u wunt me to sing?
OHai Maus,
Fankyew berree mush fur teh delisshuss an nootrishuss drinkses an noms.
Wuz deeliteful cumpanee an a brilliant wai to spend Frydegg afternewn.
Yew am berry kynd tew host such a wunnerful pardee.
whew.
i gotsta reed and reed to get here. still more to go. but i cannawt go on. hungry!! thirsty!!1! hungry AND thirsty!!
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haow to throw a gud party. you shows it.
bluddy mary O? why yes, fanks.
snaks? downt’ mind if i dew.
nom nom nom.
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ps good news Tidmum.
Lyantha, wutt r ur speshultees?
Fank yew PdB.
Iz teh bestest newz.
Edumacayshun-he will hab it!!!
O hai eberywun. I wroeted down a cupul ov teh resipees frum todae and postid tehm on CheezFrenz fer yer enjoimint.
fanx Maus.
Ai r maykin dis fur dinner wun nite next week-not bin shoppin yet.
Teh bloodyMaryO will be mayde fur dwinkses termorrer wen my sissy cums to bisit! Yummeeeeeeee!
YU gots a pichur wis no buze in it, plz? I is on a alkyhol-free life. Thx.
yeah, mii awlsew, Duffy, no “Duff Beer” eeder. Dat’s Y eye starrted bringin’ teh rooty- beerz. Flotes. Yum, yum! Not ebberywon hear likes RB. No. 1 broughted Dr. Peppur, butt sum cheezpeepz not nutz ’bout dr. p. how ’bouts wii jus habs awl ob them? An sum friggin’ Frappes, whyle whir addit!
(ennywon hadda Fribble? wicked awesum!)
Dem Virgin Margareetas r teh Bomb Bigettee.
I kan haz Birjin Mayree insted, wit lotz ob Tabasco?
tabasko is good stuff. have you tried teh chipotle barietee?
Mai sissy bring me bak 3 types ob hot sawse frum Merika.
Smokin meskite
hikkery heat
chipotle fyre.
Dem ar awsum hawt but delishuss on awl kynes ob fud.
Has yu evur seen mah favrit hawt soss? Called “Woman Scorned.”
Rilly!!
Nawt ebin seed daht. I haz hole kollekshun ob hawt saus tho.
Dem cum inna woodden holder an awl teh lidz are cowboi fayces an hats.
Iz cawlled ‘Whoop Ass Hot Sauce’
I herd ub dat! Dat’s funnee!!
LOlZ!!! Ai wuz gonna google taht to see how it iz maid – but – ai think that wud nawt werk so wel!
Iz berry eezee; maek a Bluiddee Mayree, an leeb owt teh wodka!
LOLZ again!!! Taht is teh LAST thing ai wud hav thot yoo wud bee drinking!!
But – tobasco sause, lotsa, sounds reelee gud, too.
Rite on, kitteh!!! Rite on!!!
riting: yore dune it rong!
Sparticats, tonite we dine in hell
Shouldn’t it be ‘areas’ not ‘area’ in the caption since grammar and sentence structure are two separate things?
Nawt neserly. Mebbe teh kitteh putsez bowf gwammer an sentunc stkuctuyr togeddr 2 mnaen tje krect langwidge usingz. Tehy r in teh 1 bukkit so awr won areeah.
Sides, teh argew wid dis feers kitteh ai do nawt want! Yess yess Mistr Kitteh, whadderveh u sai!!!
hah hah hah
yew has such a funny
we noes yew gots a lolhuman tew helps yew wryte wif those funnie spellinks.
ai hurd therz eben a lolhuman wiki dikjunari so we cans all luk up how to wryte teh wurds like “inherently deficient”.
yew hasta be keeerful tho. sumtimes wen yew rites sumfin reeeely teh funnie in lolhuman, sumwun will writes a commint, an akyooze yew ub writing grown-up-talk. we yusually jes splains to tehm that we wrytes like humans jes fer teh fun.
ROFLMAO
kthxbai
u tihnk dem wyte stripps werk ok?
indubitabbly! Awl yore Werdz Iz Kwite Wite now!
In udder wurds, whut yoo is replying in respawns to teh akkusayshun taht kittehs caint yoos grammar an spel kurrektly, Sir Kat, is – “I denies teh alleygayshun, an despyses teh alleygaytor!”
*snerk*
*It’s OK Fyumi. She not talkin bout yoo*
Uv corse nawt! Yoo is a gud gaytor; they nawt be tawkin abowt yoo!
*tosses Fyumi an alleygaytor treet*
*Fyumi bats eyelashes & snarfs treet*
Fyumi haz eyelashes? *mind bogglez*
yes, and she is quite the flirt.
Butt ai still wahnt cheezburger! Can haz? kthxbai!
*smirk*
SPARTA!!5
SPARTA!!!!
Sorry about that being up there twice. (goes red)
*whspurrs* DARKRAVEN. Yoo can maek (goes red) leik this. : oops :
just taek awt teh spayces.
doncha hate it wen dat happens?
*throws a spitball at Wurd Press*
Kitteh es elekwent speeker wif hims lyins teefs.
Eye can has toofbruth?
yeh, but has u bin to loldogs?
i mean seriusly.
Wif teefs lyk dat, u can say annyting u want!
**runs and hides, very a-feered of da pointee endz**
Mai spelchk, let me show u it.
Den weel luk at teh thesa..thes…dat buk wit teh big an lil werds dat meens teh saym ting.
u meaz da hoominyms? or iz dose de ant-aminz?
Or mebbe teh cinnomnomnoms…
mmm….cimmomonommmin skones wud go gud wif yr bluddie Mary O’s up abuv. If ur not dun wif brunch taht is!
cininommmmm and bluddie Mary O’s. Cheery Os wifout miluk. And about a quarillionzillion sardeens. I always lubs teh sardeens.
kitteh are from eechipt! tehy spiik eechipshiun! no wonders tehy cant spull, tehy r immigruntz!
i can has griin card nao?
It’s nawt a grin card, but a grin, nebbertehless!!
Kitteh’s ar superior to humans, no needs grincards
vizas and passpurts to goez anywherez they pleaze.
Rules are fur humins not kittehs.
eggsackly! and the kittehs rool!!!
“Rhodes?? ware weer goin’ wii doan kneed rodes!”
*Areas….
(should be plural because grammar and sentence structure are two different areas)
Kitteh lukz at nitpicking human with disdain.
If I sayz it is so, it must be so.
Kthx bai
Iz tru , I ar not making it uo, is in the Kitteh Declaration of Independunce frum
Human Oppreshunz
psst…
i fink it’s a turnabowt is fair play pick…
i fink.
haha love it.
this website could still be hilarious even with CORRECT spelling.. think about it kiddies..
We don’t need to think about it. We already know. You think about it. It seems to interest you more.
No amy, no. It wuddn’t be half so funneh. We doo it awl teh tiem. Wai awn URTH do yoo think we shud think about it?
Can yoo reelee think taht we DONT think about it??????
*ahemm*
Ai finkz yoo boff has rite, Amy and Jan…Yesh, ICHC woodknot be halv so funneh wiffout the lolspeek, AND yesh, Amy, it wood still be hillyarious wiffout lolspeeck. Poynt is: 1. ICHC is inherently high-larry-us alreddy, and 2. LOLspeeky makes it eben more thin dubble-teh-fun.
ICHC >hillyarious X 2
qwest-yon: Is there a werd 4 dis lebel of funness?
twoo twoo.
My qweschun: In all mah time on heer, I has NEBBUR seen enneyboddee
gib teh impreshun sumwun shud bee speekin dis funnee talk and is not.
Noboddee is twistun ur arm too talk funnee…..so wut is teh flippin problum?
Wai peepul keep cummin on heer and pesturin us for habbin fun? Seems so
stoopee. wee is nice peepuls, not beein jurks. an wee is smart. juss lettin off steem bein sillee.
*sigh* I grow weeree ub explainin owr innocent fun. Wai? WAIIIII????
For – Might attract more interest from non-native English speakers
Agaynst – Ryting LOLspeek iz part ob teh fun!
Thx fr ur opinyin, William Buckleh kitteh. RIP, BTW.
nao nao, babbeh kitteh, awl u needz iz a lil snorgl, nd ebberyfing wil b oaky
lol wut
Apparently, this feline still has deficiencies, as correct grammar would have been, “…in the AREAS of grammar and sentence structure.” Good try, though, kitteh.
U can haz ironical post?
U ken hafs 5 cheezburgers for that. Thas wuz funnee haha.
Even the cartoon cats who speak don’t always get it perfect.
I question the general assumption by non-LOLspeakers that humans who LOLspeak are doing so because they believe 1. That felines speak human and 2. That this speak is deficient….rather than the truth: which is that we simply enjoy LOLspeaking.
Now begone, thee of veracity questioning.
o hai, Kafleen
Ai must go now, but com up an joyne teh partee Maus is throwing.
Ware dat bee? I lubs teh ICHC partees!
Old picture is OLD
Had tis on mah PC for ovar a year
An yur poynt is?
*snert*
Awl u kittehs shurr tawkz funneh w y hafta spellin wurdz dat way ?1?
This is my most favourite piece in a while. Hilarious!
“My linguistic skills, please allow me to demonstrate them for your benefit”
WIN
Mr. Scary Fangs Cat,
I think you mean the “areas or grammar and sentence structure.” It’s debatable I suppose, but it seems to me we have two areas (grammar, sentence structure) which would require pluralizing the noun (area).
On the other hand, you might consider “sentence structure” to be a subset of “grammar”–which is certainly true. Then again, such a thought would be more eloquently phrased as “area of grammar, particularly with regards to sentence structure.”
Perhaps a more appropriate phrase would be “areas of grammar and spelling”–since these are more independent linguistic constructs (grammar, spelling). Also, you could just stick with “area of grammar.” That way you could shave off a line of text and we could see a little more of your hansom face.
Thanks,
Bobo
pershonallee, ai neber thot kitteh’s cud not be shpeekin teh ingerlish…
ai jus thot kitteh’s cud not be taiping…paus r bigger tahn teh kees…
an no sef respektin kitteh wud EBER go bak an korekt hissefs, wud day?
Besides,
“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.”
We are the movers and the shakers of the world forever, it seems
Stupid cat. Maybe no one would make that general assumption if lolcats like you knew how to use the caps lock or realize you mentioned two areas, not one single areas, hence making your “question” quite an ironic one.
I think to be grammatically correct it actually needs to be “areas” not “area”, since the use of “and” to join grammar and sentence structure makes it plural.
We are the hollow men?
we are the stuffed men?
sum ub us heer are hollow.
sum r stuffed.
Dis is gonna end wiff a “Whimpur.”
/e.e. fan
AKshully, I alwaes thot Lolspeek was simbol..cymba…jus stood for teh fakt that cats dont give a chood-up ratzass about rools.
Oh, mon, Duffy—–
ai w00ts in yer ginerawl dirickshun!!!!
badd ass kat
is badd ass
FTW!
there is a certain rules in Lolspeak tho.
heh heh! “chood-up ratzass” maded mee laff! Fanks Duffy!
K cept dat grammerz wrong newayz. Shud be “in the areaS”. Zillee lolcat.
Also, even with Cruise Control, it is still necessary for you to steer.
I completely agree with the caption
I would call this a run-on sentence.
If you wants to b accirut the krekt word are akshilly “Felids”, not “Felines”. True.
reespons frum mai kitteh:Wutevr! *zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZzz*
evul kitteh plotz hiz neks evul skeem
ewe not need to fahl aslep!
wayk upz!
. . . but world is saved by overpowering urge to nap.
um…
wut we talkin bout agin?
eez confzing.
mayks mee wnt cheezburger
I can has original posting abowt teh grammatical errors?
*hed desk*
I QUESHUN TEH GENERAL ASSUMPSHUN DAT FELINEZ R INHERENTLY DEFICIENT IN DA AREA OV GRAMMAR AN SENTENCE STRUCCHUR
I can has a lolcat translator
http://speaklolcat.com
Except that it should be “areas” to be completely correct grammar…
Interesting…and yet there IS a grammatical error!
It should have “…in the areaS of grammar and sentence structure.”
YES! Thank you! They are two separate areas. Silly kitteh.
alert the department of redundancy department, someone has pointed out a grammatical error…
No matters teh grammar, dis kitteh maded me laff!
Fanks Caitlin, foar teh swell pikshur ub Mr. Bun, and fanks Bob den Otter foar teh ekwally swell catshun!
LyP
OMG that made me ROFL! (not really but waywayway close.) This could be the beginning of the rebellion…
who cares cats cant talk anyway
if kittehs could talk, there’s plenty of hoomans they wouldn’t talk to…
My cats talk. Just a few words verbally. But they are quite eloquent in sign language.
I love an intellectual kitteh!
Ich Frage der allgemeinen Annahme von inhärenter feline-Mangel in den Bereichen der englischen Grammatik und syntaktische Konfiguration.
Et je m’interroge sur l’hypothèse générale de lacunes inhérentes féline dans les domaines de l’anglais grammaire et la syntaxe de configuration.
Fffft. Frakkin’ translatr doan do Latinz. Cattus ergo dormio.
Wow, I finally looked through this thread. I’m not sure what Mr Bun would think of all this, but I think the guy who added the caption is not a native speaker of English.
areas, actually