I QUESTION THE GENERAL
ASSUMPTION THAT FELINES ARE INHERENTLY DEFICIENT IN THE AREA OF GRAMMAR AND SENTENCE STRUCTURE.
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picture: Caitlin with kitteh Mr. Bun. lol caption: Bob den Otter
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Smile when you say that, mister…
Dems is sum feersum toofies…
Yah, kitteh reely be reaktin to elebtyeth visit to kitteh-dentist…..
Teh witestripz iz makin teh lipz wurk funnee. But ef dey iz swaworled teh rezultin hayrbol iz feersum!
EVEREEBUDDEE - Maus’s partee is going awn below!! He’s mixin up grate beeg batches ov Bluddy Mary O’s. Wif shrimp garnish!! an celeree stix fur stirring. Comw awn down an joyn teh partee!!!
Did I miss it? Iz teh partee over?
I woz hurrying as fast as I could.
May I haz a bluddy Mary O’? KThx
I haz had teh worst ***** of a week, if ju’ll pardonz my french. I fink I haz to go to the nawty barn to blowiff sumz steamz
sowwy Iz spelled it rong, should be “blow off”
embarazed nao
acshually, mebbe yew invented a new wurd: blowiff. Or mebbe blowff. I like that. “I feels the need to blowff, and then have sum bluddy Mary O’s.”
ov course, the kitteh in the picshure wud nawt approve.
bloff?
“blowiff” “Wurdpretzel” Ai thnk we’re awn a roll!!!
goggie naught unnerstand werds 2 well,
*terns hed sydewayz*
Baroo???
blowff in mai sistrz fambly meenz meetlofe. Ai dunno wy, but Ai suspekts itz a kidwerd dat stuk, lyke shlawkitt fr chokolate.
Hao nice! oh by teh way,Janet, I can has nawn-alkoholik drink? I iz under-age!
U do realize it shud be “areas” don u?
I’m copacetic widdat.
—-it’s intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.
I, for one, dully appreciate the astute vernacular of this most loquacious feline. Unfortunately, her rhetoric is ill-placed within this glorious forum of cunning linguistic experimentation and real-time development.
Fortunately, not all fanged little beasties must communicate within the petri dish of syntactical aptitude which we call the “interwebbz.”
May peace be upon this lovely gray one in her angst, and may she find peaz an happinez.
Luv an chzbrgrz,
MrsQ
(staring silently at the above post in awe)
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Wow!
*joynes Johnson442*
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WOW!
I do hope you’ll pardon the annotation, but I believe you may have spelled “duly” incorrectly. I have no intention of offense, I assure you.
orthography aside, I commend your astute oration.
oldcat is old
mabeh jest “lowng ov tooff”?
oldcat is kranky
iz okae oldcat, wee still luvz yoo — eben if yoo talk sillie.
kwestchun wut u want. wii know teh troof.
r will know teh toof?
Meh. If you don’t like the site, don’t read it.
Meh. If you don’t think teh comment’s funny, don’ laugh. I thought it was hilarious!
Nao, trolls r nawt jus lurkin in teh comentses. Tehy is ritin owr capshuns!
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Tihs mai be wurser tahn teh Russhin Rebersal.
Sum peebuls b ironee deefishunt
PWND!!!!
Wurst dee-cees on da planit!!!
Is dare enny kure??
I dispute your claim sir cat. I dispute it not because I assume that felines are deficient in the areas of spelling, grammar, and sentence construction, but because my assumption is that they do not care about these details of English language.
Yesh. Teh deetails iz fer teh kitteh’s staff…
on teh odder paw, de tail iz 4 de kat! Kongrach Maus on furvest from last! Want coffee? Latte? Sprinkles? Mocha? Got some leftover chawklit chunk muffins, too.
Chawklit chunk muffins????? Tehy must go well wif Bluddy Mary O’s!!
Maybee maek Bluddy Mary O’s feelz better, aneewayz.
LOLz an
Heer ai wuz - feelin quite bloo - an nao ai’m mutch bedder!!!!
paws!!! There yoo ar! Ai hav been chasing yoo around awl week wif no luk! Ai left yoo 2 - three previousmessajes that ai don’t think yoo saw. Least, ai hope not.
Did yoo??? Oar shur ai repeet them??
I haz been bizzy, dooin wurk!
Oh. Wurk.
Dat ar troo heer. Kitiz nawt be bothurd wif strukshur oar roolz. Kitiz do az dem pleez. An’ mumma iz slayv whut kleenz up messiz, see? Iz awl gud heer. We kan has gud-spellingz and stuff. juz soon as we taek dis nap.
Elfiee - Ai’m gonna do it now. Reddy oar not.
AHEM. If ai may haz yur tenshun pleez.
Ai am speeking heer awn behaff ov ar deer Elfie - a troo heroine.
A few munths ago, she reskews a stranjer kitteh left terriblee injured bai teh syde ov the rode. Broken bones - an inclooding being shot.
She tuk this kitteh into her hart an hoam - an to teh Vet - where she willinglee payed over Two Thousand Dollars
to get him bak awn hiz feet.
Ai thot - if we awl - hoo can - cud chip in a liddle an halp hur - it wud bee a gud thing.
She iz nawt rich in munnies - just in spirit.
If yoo clikc awn hur nayme - an then find Karmic Balance - the nayme of teh kitteh, you will see how to send her a munnee.
AH haz kawld fur bordurlyn hoomons who doz stuff leik dhis 2 aminals, NE aminalz, 2 bii stringgded up, nawk bai dehr nekz, bai moar, ah, sensitib partz ob dehr bodeez!!
Yes, shud happen. In menee staytes heer, peepl ar finallee being punished fur reel fur doing things liek that. Teh roderaige man hoo throo teh woman’s goggie into teh traffik payed a hewj fine an went to jail.
trik iz to catch tehm.
Good! I membur dat wiff a sickness.
Addendum.
Am meenz teh bordurlyn hoomon wuz teh wun hoo shooted teh kitteh, nawt daht owr cheezfrend Elfi is bordurlyn hoomon!!!1!1!!!!!
Well - now!!1 LOLz ROLF gigglolz LoLZ.
Ai dint reed it that way - but. . . LOLZ.
Oh - paws4thot - that wuz wun ov teh funniest things yoo ever said.!!
Thanks, JCH4K….I’m late to the party, as usual…now I take my leave of you all to go give Elfi a munnies!! Back later!
Dis storee an 2 many uther storees like it are Y I donut work in a vet clinic. I wanted 2 cuz I luvs critters, but after several munths ov volunteering at teh local shelter (and crying on the way home on way too many days), I new I cudn’t do it full time. It’s like being a doctor or a poleece officer; U R either tuff enuff or U R not. I R not.
You ain’t alone there, kiddo!
I suspect if I worked at someplace like that I’d be breaking into the “blue juice” locker and loading up a cardiac needle in a couple of weeks, max!
Just because you “can” do something doesn’t mean you “can” do it for very long!
Janet, u does it agin!!! OMG! **HUGS**
Nao I gots fankoo letturz to write!! *HUGS* from KB too.
–Elfi
Elfi, this is the first I heered of this. U are such a good person!
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For some reeson I hadn’t yet made my planned donation to my local shelter in honor of my Jethro who I lost 2 months ago. Now I realize I was waiting for this opportunity. I couldn’t put a note in with my donation, but it is in Jethro’s honor. When I took him to the vet the first time after adopting him from teh shelter, they found a small lump in his side and said they could check it out while they had him under for neutering. They checked it out and found it was a BB pellet embedded under the skin. Some peeples are scum.
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Thankfully, other people are like u — very unscummy! Furthest from scum! Totally scum deficient.
Um, in case it wasn’t cleer, I gived mah moneys to u for KB instead of shelter. I give them moneys other times in the yeer. Jethro’s tribute deserved something special, like u and KB.
And what makes you think this is English. This is the globalized version of Cattish that the socio-feline applied linguists are finally managing to describe. As it happens with all languages, Cattish had its own grammar, syntax and spelling. Not to mention pronunciation, which not unlike English, differs greatly differs from its spelling.
Oh kittehrules.
Well said. May ai use this sumtime when we have teh #6 troll wif us??
Not only dat, but ebbery kitteh has himz own idiolect. Iz a miracule dat us can commu–comunn–unnerstan eech odder at awl.
aint it da truf. once i trulee got teh wrong end ob teh stick on a fonetic spelling maded by sumwun crost teh pawned. i wuz pronowncin it in my hed using various amary can aksents adn it wuz nawt wut wuz intended.
Wuzzit funneh???
nope.
it is because it didn’t seem funnee that i was tipped off that i must be mis- reeding it.
Wen U say globalized, do U mean that all over the wurld, teh lolfransh kittehs an teh kitteh paisans and teh kitteh komrades in Soviet Russia (where langwidge has U) and british kittish in teenytiny ingerland and china sunflower cat in China and el kitteh-gato en Mexico and Santa’s kittehs hoo live at north pole… all share teh same langwidge? Dis iz a fassinatin socio-linguini dixcovery an also fur-ther proof of teh basik super– soup– goodness of kittehs, all holdin paws and singin like on old Coca-Cola commershul (I’d like to give the world a hug). Also helps xplain Y kittehs can rule over us hyoomins at least sum ov the time — solidarity!
’sides, isn’t teh debil in teh details? An isn’t teh debil on teh preveus piktur?