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  1. Tidmum says:

    Ai jess hangin arownd

  2. mary O'Spockn says:

    why you look so sprized?

  3. zipper says:

    circus kitteh praktises for trapeez

  4. mhl says:

    funny pic of an unfunny situation–if the cat had gotten hung up by its neck, it would have strained until it hanged itself. if there’s a cat (or a small child) in a household, the cords to blinds should be untied or secured out of reach.

    • Kim says:

      Is good advice. Kittehs can get panicky. One time my cat stuck his head thru the handle-hole of a plastic grocery bag and was running around terrified. I had to catch him and pin him down to get it off. So now all the plastic bags go on a high shelf in the pantry.

      • Missa says:

        Happind to wun of owrs, wit wun of those paypr-handl bags. Porr grl falld down stares and her insyds got jumbld. Had too put her down. Vary sad =(

    • lunarmommy says:

      iz verree tru. fortunately, luks like kitteh iz not getting strangld, an hiz hyoomins reskyoo himz riet aftur tehy takez picture. but yes, kords must to beez putted up safely out ob teh way. hopefully kitteh’s hyoominz figyud tihs out aftur this.

      (end publik surviss annownsmint)

    • starling says:

      Owr kitteh gotz himz hed stuk in chare! Betwin teh bars ob teh bak. Himz pownched and getted stuk an wer chokin til we lifted himz owt. Silleh kitteh.

      • Kirsten says:

        One of my kittens got her leg stuck in one of our camp chairs and I was so scared she broke it because it looked like it was at a weird angle but I got her off really carefully and then she went running off after looking all peevish at me and the chair and has been fine since. Cats is silly. Another one of my cats put her head
        in a cereal box, went running around backwards as fast as she could, poor cat has done stuff like that like 4 times, but I think she’s learned since it’s been a year
        since anything like that has happened.

    • Ana Pires says:

      Ur right. Here the cat seems to be safe – specially because there’s someone there. We once found a cat hanging from its feet on a gate to a school. He had some sort of cords all around his hips… The cat was just meowing and twisting itself there and no one would do anything… We grabbed a door mat and held it down, since he was *really* scared and upset, then cut the cords with a scissor an old woman lent us. The kitty ran away and we didn’t get to see it he was alright… :/

    • wiiing says:

      Mai thots ezaktly! Dis kitteh be very very lucky… cords r nawt natural things, we hoomins mus take responsibility 4 dem and other dangers.

    • lethe says:

      I had a cat get brain damage because she got wound up in a cord just like that. It’s not very funny, it’s extremely dangerous for the cat AND the humans – because some cats will panic and make it worse. Please remove this picture, it brings back VERY bad memories of my beloved cat. :(

      • highlandgirl says:

        not to bring down the lolcats, but people leave these cords to blinds or drapes like this all the time without separating them. i’ve heard of more than one incident where a cat was hurt or worse when a cord like this got hung around its neck. please remove this one. it may give someone else ideas. not cute. very sad

  5. cSmall says:

    teh TING!
    teh TING!!!!
    in TEH WINNOWZ!!!1!1!1
    TEH TING INTEH WINnOWZ POOOSHED MEH
    rly – tehrs a ting in teh winnow.

  6. Kim says:

    Wut yoo mean I cant get a limpik medal in Blind Kord Balansing?

  7. Jack Deth says:

    Strypee Kitteh can
    haz cool awll t3h tyme. Eeben
    wenz summfeeng goze rawng

    Strypee Kitteh coodz
    habz fawllun 2 t3h floar, butz
    deesyded nawt 2

    Strypee Kitteh mayz
    beez stukk, butz can eezilee
    uncurrlz andz luuk cool :-)

    Jack.

  8. Ana Pires says:

    Bungee kitty. Ur not doing it veree right…

  9. halfbeast says:

    oh, itz da nyoo vershun of the “hang in there!” kitteh-powstar!

  10. TunaOnMyMind says:

    Oh kitteh we all got our hang ups….urs jus moar speshall

  11. Cheezee says:

    Careful kitteh’s hooman…..kitteh could stranglz….too sad fur wurdz den…

    • kitkay says:

      dis kitteh’z hoomon lucky 2 Bee there 2 Cee it: now huemin kan reskue kat, an awlso see dat teh blind-cordz needz 2 Bee kitteh-prooft. (an it issa gut ‘beminder 4 us Cheezfrenz, 2!)

    • rosemary says:

      Dis not funee. Dis is very bad for kitees and animals and babeez. No LOLs for me. :(

  12. bubbyscranky says:

    Stawp takin piktures an halp me! U can stawp laffin too.

  13. no 1 in particular says:

    shur yu did…

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Wenz Windo sillz goez
    bad Kittehz fyndz demsellvz inz
    awdd preedikkamentz

    Mebbee Windo Sill
    didn’tz lyke t3h way Kitteh
    strrrretchd andz lawst ballenss?

    Oarz Windo Sill may
    habz thawt Kitteh wuz hawgginn’
    awll teh wawrm sun beemz?

    Eevurr way, Kitteh
    shoodz beez luukeeng pannikkd, yet
    seemz plassiddlee cawllm

    Kitteh awllwayz habz
    t3h lasst laff wenz it cumz 2
    grabbitte’z flawwd lawz :-)

    Jack.

  15. Eric says:

    “Hang in there” Kitteh:

    Ur Doin’ It Wrong!

  16. Flartus says:

    Mommeh, dis ride sux. It can be timez fur teh State Fare yet?

  17. catalogical humor says:

    IT’S A TRAP !!!!!1!11

  18. Lyanthya says:

    Low burger trollz awl ovr tis tred. Jes see hao menny one-burgers i git.

  19. lolnascar says:

    Hay, jest git me down so’s I can groom mahself an luk nonshallont!!1!

  20. ghostrider says:

    hang in there, baby!

  21. Rubberboot says:

    Ceiling cat has cast out his servant

  22. octochan says:

    kitteh’s wire-fu
    needz wurk

  23. mac says:

    and thats how I got da job as Tom Crooz’s stand for “mishun impossble”

  24. Little Bill says:

    :( I lost a cat that way.

    • buggin2go says:

      {{{{ LB}}}}

    • kafleen says:

      Little Bill, thank you for sharing this with us. What can we do to make a difference?

      • 3heathens says:

        Allus cut teh enz uv teh cordz, an eider puwtz teh beeg nots innem, oar, fyn summa dem plastiky cone-typ fings foar teh kittehs tu batz an plai wifs….

        Mai kidlets – let mee shows u teh waiz en wich dey gitz inna trubble!

        (mai mittle heeven…. him finks him a cat, ai fink! He lykes tu play inna window alla tyme…. an stands own teh winnow sill, tu! O_o Well, until ai pointed owt dat teh nay-burs? hunny, dey kin see yur unnerware-butt inna window, when yu standin dere! Himz got awl em-bare-assed…. LOL!! iz troo! )

        • 3heathens says:

          *embarassed maiself!*

          guess ai cudda esplayned why dose tu storees go tugevver…!! Mai mittle heeven plais wif ebberyting – an gotted himself awl wounded up wunce inna blind cords, an pulled dem down offa teh window when himz tryed tu sayv himself! O_o (rownd himz bawdy and armz, NAWT himz nek… pwomis!)

          He wuz sebbenty-lebben at teh tym… diddent fink ai still hadda worry ’bout dose blind cords! ;) ai fowt wrong!

    • kitkay says:

      oohh, i iz so sad 4 yoo—i kant imagine whut dat wuz lyke for yoo :-(
      i hopes yoo has udder kitteh-frenz!

    • poohbear3931 says:

      Mah kitteh doez plai wiht teh cord in hiz bedrum wehn Ah squiggle it 4 him (our bedrum 2 but kitteh sez iz hiz bedrum). Ah jus runnd upstairs an sort cord out so teh kitteh kant get into no troublez! Phew! Sorry 4 your loss, LB.

    • lunarmommy says:

      {{{{{little bill}}}}} so so sorry

      teh kords r verry danjurus to teh kittehs an teh hyoomin bebbehs, iz verree verree sad wen dis happuns

    • sweepea says:

      i am so sorry for your loss. thank you for sharing this with us, even though it must surely be painful, so that we can take action to prevent this accident from happening to other kittehs.

  25. mysterious says:

    repelling kitteh goes:

    *vreeeeeeeeeeehhhh* *THUNK!* oh noez! teh cablz caught!

  26. Stefanie S. says:

    Danglecat dangles helplessly!

  27. poohbear3931 says:

    In teh olden dayz, tehy did put acorn shape toggles on blind cords; tihs becoz acorns stop lightening strikin teh housez. Wut teh kitteh toggle stop?

  28. Xtina says:

    :( not funny.

    • lunarmommy says:

      iz gud for raysing teh publik awareness so taht hopefully teh hyoomins wil lurn to saeftee-fy teh kords an uvver kittehs will be saef. dis kitteh turnd out saef (sins his hyoomins wer tehere to save him) an now uvver kittehs will be saef 2.

  29. Duffy says:

    I wuz praktisin defyin grabity an sumthin grabd meh.

    (Editorial PS: I agrees that this is gud reminder to check awl howse for danglin strings an chokin hazurds. If kitteh doesnt get cawt, he mite also try to eat strings an be sik. We has to be teh careful wuns for all our bebehs.)

  30. catherine says:

    I had a cat that nearly choked herself that way! Came home and heard my other cat screaming for help – really! – went upstairs and found my little calico hardly able to breathe, with the blinds cord tight around her neck, and my siamese was yelling at the top of his lungs to get some help for his buddy. And boy could that cat yell. Anyway I was really lucky not to lose her. Do be careful about these things!!!!!

    • Little Bill says:

      Yeah. I came home to find my first kitteh dead that way. :( Now every windowblind cord is separated. Also, I’m fortunate to have cats that don’t really play with them. :)

  31. laird says:

    Your demands are outrageous, Mr. Cruise.
    We have found a new Ethan Hunt and will not be needing your services for Mission: Impossible IV

  32. jmuhj says:

    Rait u r, all u who seh this NOT a funny. Pleez, everybunny, maik thoaz koardz SAFE.

  33. alenxa says:

    Fink all u folks who sez cordz not safe shud start ritin letrs to manyoof…korpa…guyz wut makez dem.

  34. D.R. says:

    7.8, 7.5, 7.9, 8.4, 5.6– oh, a controversial one from the Swiss judges! That’ll lower his chances for a medal.

  35. Lydia says:

    Hi, I love these pictures but I just think this one is abit… contraversial… A kid in the UK died by accidentally getting caught in the string, like this picture!

  36. JEWLI says:

    MISSION IMPOSSIBLE PUSS

  37. Cle says:

    Dis Kitteh cans not be seein. Dis kitteh is BLIND Kitteh. Mwahahahaha

  38. cow says:

    how do u make this a favorite


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