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Ai jess hangin arownd
Lernin mai new circsus skillz.
Okai.Halp plz?thnx.
wiff awl teh fings dat yoo kin doo,
teh sirkis is teh plase 4 yoo!
put me in teh zoo! mah favrit Dr Seuss book!
LCB! whut u finks u doin upz der! Seez whutz happn whenz u jumpz up inda winda!
momcat
Yay! is dis a relay Olympic ebent fur the cross teh ponders?
*passes ober medal for the FFL relay event*
♪olympik theme playz
Its called “Kitteh jimnastiks”
Himz praktissin on teh rope fing-yew noe teh ropes wib teh rings onna endz.
“Irin croz” yur doin itz wrung!
momcat
(gascat usta b cut widdle gymnatikitteh…)
A Medal? Fur mee? fur Kitteh? Ohh! dis bedder tahn winnin on teh tombola!!
Honnered we r.
*waves to teh crowd whilst sprayin a boddul ob shampain awl ober teh podium*
ai muss sai, ai laiks teh shamppain… :::likkun et awf teh pody yum:::: noe sentz waisten gud shamppain.. :::grinz sheepslishuly:::: N…injoiz yur meddul, Tidmum …. sutch teh spec tac yooleer purrrrrrr fowrmunce eet wuz, ai nebber seen nuffn laik taht!! Twuz emmazeengs…
Cumgratzsumashumz, Tidmum. ai say yur danse shud bee sirkus myoosik! but wut shud wii doo foar a drink?
what? awr dere TEW wun burgerr trollz heer? OTAY, DATZ IT!!!!!1!!1!
WAREZ MAI IMYN GUN???????!!!1!!!!111!!!!! (I Make You Nice)
nawt taht i dunt gree wit ur angrees
butt i sai wii snog ‘em in2 submishuns!
(tehy mus b vry misublz)
Yoo ar rite, BamaHern. They must indeed be verree lonelee, miserabul – ai wud liek to add, pitiful creechurs indeed. But ai donut think we can halp them. Tehy are havin too much fun thnkin they ar hurting us.
Teh awnlee thing to do, ai think – iz ignore them compeetlee. Behave as if they do nawt exist. An they certainlee do not bother us wun wit!!
The burger count is nawt that important – we awl know what is going aw. And if we awl pitch in an voat, we can voat ebreebuddee rite bak up again. An it will bee as if it nebber had happened. an it will be as if they do nawt exist. Which is what we want.
OK, Janet, i goez wit ur appproch.
Snoggin awl teh trollz bin gibben mii chapt lipz, NEhow!
juss pawp in2 teh tybooteek 4 sum lypsalv.
an mebbeh a liddul moufwosh..?
duz tehy makz moufwosh n troll-snoggin strenkf?
Of coarse tehy do! Moufwosh in troll-snoggin strenkf is wun ob teh
12 yooses fur dragonz blud.
Do Not Want to evn no how Dumbledore dizkovrs dis.
y dint u sai zo inna nawt sekkund place?
yuuuummmy!
note to teh trollz:
u have no power ober me.
I Make You Nice–or else!
yu mai nawt B an anjel
butt steel aim shuer yool doo
sew unteel teh dai taht wun kumz alawng
eyeull streeng alawng wif yu!
♪
why you look so sprized?
*non chalantlee liks shoulders*
my lazerz charge better dish way. nuttin new…
eberree kitteh neadz 2 tezt deyr cordinashun!
circus kitteh praktises for trapeez
isssa gut-renching hexperiense!
funny pic of an unfunny situation–if the cat had gotten hung up by its neck, it would have strained until it hanged itself. if there’s a cat (or a small child) in a household, the cords to blinds should be untied or secured out of reach.
Is good advice. Kittehs can get panicky. One time my cat stuck his head thru the handle-hole of a plastic grocery bag and was running around terrified. I had to catch him and pin him down to get it off. So now all the plastic bags go on a high shelf in the pantry.
Happind to wun of owrs, wit wun of those paypr-handl bags. Porr grl falld down stares and her insyds got jumbld. Had too put her down. Vary sad =(
i am so srry for yoo an fore teh pore lttle kitteh-gurl…i hassa sad,
eye brackets yoo {{{{{Missa}}}}}}}}
iz verree tru. fortunately, luks like kitteh iz not getting strangld, an hiz hyoomins reskyoo himz riet aftur tehy takez picture. but yes, kords must to beez putted up safely out ob teh way. hopefully kitteh’s hyoominz figyud tihs out aftur this.
(end publik surviss annownsmint)
Absolutalleee!! Put up doze blind cords!!!!
Owr kitteh gotz himz hed stuk in chare! Betwin teh bars ob teh bak. Himz pownched and getted stuk an wer chokin til we lifted himz owt. Silleh kitteh.
One of my kittens got her leg stuck in one of our camp chairs and I was so scared she broke it because it looked like it was at a weird angle but I got her off really carefully and then she went running off after looking all peevish at me and the chair and has been fine since. Cats is silly. Another one of my cats put her head
in a cereal box, went running around backwards as fast as she could, poor cat has done stuff like that like 4 times, but I think she’s learned since it’s been a year
since anything like that has happened.
Ur right. Here the cat seems to be safe – specially because there’s someone there. We once found a cat hanging from its feet on a gate to a school. He had some sort of cords all around his hips… The cat was just meowing and twisting itself there and no one would do anything… We grabbed a door mat and held it down, since he was *really* scared and upset, then cut the cords with a scissor an old woman lent us. The kitty ran away and we didn’t get to see it he was alright… :/
quik thinking with the mat- well done!
Mai thots ezaktly! Dis kitteh be very very lucky… cords r nawt natural things, we hoomins mus take responsibility 4 dem and other dangers.
I had a cat get brain damage because she got wound up in a cord just like that. It’s not very funny, it’s extremely dangerous for the cat AND the humans – because some cats will panic and make it worse. Please remove this picture, it brings back VERY bad memories of my beloved cat.
not to bring down the lolcats, but people leave these cords to blinds or drapes like this all the time without separating them. i’ve heard of more than one incident where a cat was hurt or worse when a cord like this got hung around its neck. please remove this one. it may give someone else ideas. not cute. very sad
teh TING!
teh TING!!!!
in TEH WINNOWZ!!!1!1!1
TEH TING INTEH WINnOWZ POOOSHED MEH
rly – tehrs a ting in teh winnow.
R U c’ng TINGs agin, cS.?
gimme dat ting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEEy615Jzg4
Wut yoo mean I cant get a limpik medal in Blind Kord Balansing?
Strypee Kitteh can
haz cool awll t3h tyme. Eeben
wenz summfeeng goze rawng
Strypee Kitteh coodz
habz fawllun 2 t3h floar, butz
deesyded nawt 2
Strypee Kitteh mayz
beez stukk, butz can eezilee
uncurrlz andz luuk cool
Jack.
Bungee kitty. Ur not doing it veree right…
oh, itz da nyoo vershun of the “hang in there!” kitteh-powstar!
Oh kitteh we all got our hang ups….urs jus moar speshall
Careful kitteh’s hooman…..kitteh could stranglz….too sad fur wurdz den…
dis kitteh’z hoomon lucky 2 Bee there 2 Cee it: now huemin kan reskue kat, an awlso see dat teh blind-cordz needz 2 Bee kitteh-prooft. (an it issa gut ‘beminder 4 us Cheezfrenz, 2!)
Dis not funee. Dis is very bad for kitees and animals and babeez. No LOLs for me.
Tis okay dis survz as publik notice to putz up da cordz…for furry babehs and humin onez…..
Stawp takin piktures an halp me! U can stawp laffin too.
Dis cord started it, anyways….
You doan need another shott!!! Halp Now!!!!
U’s rite, j., wii doan needz no dis-cordin dis Haus!
*Goes an tyes up cords rite nao ebben doe kitteh only lieks round tings she can bat on de floor.*
Deh getz RLY annoid when we laff at dem… Dey lick demselves & plot revenge….
shur yu did…
Wenz Windo sillz goez
bad Kittehz fyndz demsellvz inz
awdd preedikkamentz
Mebbee Windo Sill
didn’tz lyke t3h way Kitteh
strrrretchd andz lawst ballenss?
Oarz Windo Sill may
habz thawt Kitteh wuz hawgginn’
awll teh wawrm sun beemz?
Eevurr way, Kitteh
shoodz beez luukeeng pannikkd, yet
seemz plassiddlee cawllm
Kitteh awllwayz habz
t3h lasst laff wenz it cumz 2
grabbitte’z flawwd lawz
Jack.
WOW! tew diffrunt poetrumz awn teh saym post! Gud job, Jack!
“Hang in there” Kitteh:
Ur Doin’ It Wrong!
Mommeh, dis ride sux. It can be timez fur teh State Fare yet?
IT’S A TRAP !!!!!1!11
Low burger trollz awl ovr tis tred. Jes see hao menny one-burgers i git.
oopz, sorree, i’z on 5-burgur patroll so you’z gotted 5 burgurs!
Hay, jest git me down so’s I can groom mahself an luk nonshallont!!1!
hang in there, baby!
Ceiling cat has cast out his servant
kitteh’s wire-fu
needz wurk
and thats how I got da job as Tom Crooz’s stand for “mishun impossble”
{{{{ LB}}}}
Little Bill, thank you for sharing this with us. What can we do to make a difference?
Allus cut teh enz uv teh cordz, an eider puwtz teh beeg nots innem, oar, fyn summa dem plastiky cone-typ fings foar teh kittehs tu batz an plai wifs….
Mai kidlets – let mee shows u teh waiz en wich dey gitz inna trubble!
(mai mittle heeven…. him finks him a cat, ai fink! He lykes tu play inna window alla tyme…. an stands own teh winnow sill, tu! O_o Well, until ai pointed owt dat teh nay-burs? hunny, dey kin see yur unnerware-butt inna window, when yu standin dere! Himz got awl em-bare-assed…. LOL!! iz troo! )
*embarassed maiself!*
guess ai cudda esplayned why dose tu storees go tugevver…!! Mai mittle heeven plais wif ebberyting – an gotted himself awl wounded up wunce inna blind cords, an pulled dem down offa teh window when himz tryed tu sayv himself! O_o (rownd himz bawdy and armz, NAWT himz nek… pwomis!)
He wuz sebbenty-lebben at teh tym… diddent fink ai still hadda worry ’bout dose blind cords!
ai fowt wrong!
oohh, i iz so sad 4 yoo—i kant imagine whut dat wuz lyke for yoo
i hopes yoo has udder kitteh-frenz!
Mah kitteh doez plai wiht teh cord in hiz bedrum wehn Ah squiggle it 4 him (our bedrum 2 but kitteh sez iz hiz bedrum). Ah jus runnd upstairs an sort cord out so teh kitteh kant get into no troublez! Phew! Sorry 4 your loss, LB.
{{{{{little bill}}}}} so so sorry
teh kords r verry danjurus to teh kittehs an teh hyoomin bebbehs, iz verree verree sad wen dis happuns
i am so sorry for your loss. thank you for sharing this with us, even though it must surely be painful, so that we can take action to prevent this accident from happening to other kittehs.
repelling kitteh goes:
*vreeeeeeeeeeehhhh* *THUNK!* oh noez! teh cablz caught!
Danglecat dangles helplessly!
In teh olden dayz, tehy did put acorn shape toggles on blind cords; tihs becoz acorns stop lightening strikin teh housez. Wut teh kitteh toggle stop?
iz gud for raysing teh publik awareness so taht hopefully teh hyoomins wil lurn to saeftee-fy teh kords an uvver kittehs will be saef. dis kitteh turnd out saef (sins his hyoomins wer tehere to save him) an now uvver kittehs will be saef 2.
wat tse fac?
I wuz praktisin defyin grabity an sumthin grabd meh.
(Editorial PS: I agrees that this is gud reminder to check awl howse for danglin strings an chokin hazurds. If kitteh doesnt get cawt, he mite also try to eat strings an be sik. We has to be teh careful wuns for all our bebehs.)
I had a cat that nearly choked herself that way! Came home and heard my other cat screaming for help – really! – went upstairs and found my little calico hardly able to breathe, with the blinds cord tight around her neck, and my siamese was yelling at the top of his lungs to get some help for his buddy. And boy could that cat yell. Anyway I was really lucky not to lose her. Do be careful about these things!!!!!
Yeah. I came home to find my first kitteh dead that way.
Now every windowblind cord is separated. Also, I’m fortunate to have cats that don’t really play with them. 
Your demands are outrageous, Mr. Cruise.
We have found a new Ethan Hunt and will not be needing your services for Mission: Impossible IV
Rait u r, all u who seh this NOT a funny. Pleez, everybunny, maik thoaz koardz SAFE.
Fink all u folks who sez cordz not safe shud start ritin letrs to manyoof…korpa…guyz wut makez dem.
7.8, 7.5, 7.9, 8.4, 5.6– oh, a controversial one from the Swiss judges! That’ll lower his chances for a medal.
Hi, I love these pictures but I just think this one is abit… contraversial… A kid in the UK died by accidentally getting caught in the string, like this picture!
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE PUSS
Dis Kitteh cans not be seein. Dis kitteh is BLIND Kitteh. Mwahahahaha