I is cuter…
right?
yes. u cuter. we keeps you nao.
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ob cors yu is rite kitteh! Nao pass me taht snorgle snorkle, Ai’m going in!
yay, Ambercat!!
Cumgratsumashumz, Ambercat! wut drink&danse yu wunt?
Concatulayshuns Ambercat!
Concatulayshuns MaryO’
conga-rats! AC an’ MO FTW!
who watched project runway last season ?
“It’s a Mother F’ing Walk-Off !!!”
infiniteslolmy cuter, kitteh
um,infinitesimallolololee, er, such a big amount it cannot be meashured.
iz so much kyooter, dat, um, uh, well…iz jus alot kyooter, k?
*cleers throte*
hrmmmsph
*twirls propeller*
whirrrrrrrrr
*picks up clipborde*
infinitesimolol = vanishingly small
infinite = ginormously huge
that will be awl, class.
i bleeve our next clas will d’scus teh differences between
pedantic
and
pet antics
kthxbai
Fanks!
totally blame it on werdpress. i wroted the write werd and it changededed it.
Sennit 2 Grammar-chek, maybee
Nebbermyne. Grammar’s owt playin cardz tnite.
yoo maded mii a laff….:-D
okays, we gonna twy dat werd agin. infinitleee cuter.
sigh …i realized it after i wroted it & couldnt get bak to correkt dat befoar sumbodee noticed it.
an yew just know there’s gonna be sumwun aowt here to notice eneething that might be noticeded.
keeps me on my toes…i literally slapped my forehead when i saw it. my eyes are still crossed, see?
but …. do yew meen its possible to go back and correct a comment? how duz yew do that? nawt that i’ve eber made any bad mis-steaks in a comment mice elf, persunlly. nuffing having to dew wif hippopopopotomauses, fer example. ai wuz only aksing for a frend.
oh, if onlee…. no, by “correction” i meant writing an “errata” comment or some such. claiming temporary insanity. too many Bloody Mary O’s or sumfin.
and, in regard to the hipopotamauses, you don’t think I’d tell you how to got change that, do you, srsly? That wus waay too funnee…
okay, take out the “got”. i was typing in the cloaked zone.
Mo’S: HALP ME! I is stuck in a causality loop down below… Pleeeeeeese!
hops in transporter…
wuz wurth a try
*ponders*
Prof. d/Beaker, mebbe i should apologize for putting the linkee in for the hippopotomuses. I thot it was teh funny (especially about CH thretening to sit on you), but praps I shouldn’t have brot it up. Pleez acsept my pologee.
Sry. i go naow,
kthxbai
adn,praps you’ll like dis:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/29/funny-pictures-has-been-cast-from-ceiling/#comment-258591
is nuther translashun ob the Pangur Ban pome.
yes, very nice.
i lubs that pome, which i didn’t know until our esteemed colleague JCH4nK brot it to my attenshun.
thx
JCH40+K,
i don’t think i ever adekwutlee thanked you for the pressie ob
Pangur Ban poem. Thanks!
Awwwww – yur verreee welcome, Mary O’. Ai dint know it either (tho mai all knowing burvver did!!! . I red it awn taht wall wif brefless delite – an then copied it down. Wif mai own VERREE stranj drawings (ai CANNAWT draw) ov sum kittehs frum the Buk ov Kells that were there, too.
Ai googled it when ai got hoam – lotsa verree nice translashuns to pik frum
Hi JCH4K — down’t noes if yew saw, way bak wen yew posted the pome, (cause tings were busy then), but two ub de lions in it were adoptified as teh motto of d’Beaker Laboratories:
.
” ‘Gainst the wall of knowledge I
all my little wisdom try”
.
It appeers on a nyce sign (made by Igor and Hans) abuv teh main door .
So, special thx fer that.
Oh Philippe – how verree verree nice. It’s a troolee grate lion, isn’t it??
I’m so happee that peeple liekd teh pome as much as ai did. But – teh cheezpeeps nebber diaspoint, doo they!?!
Ai asked yoo befoar – but ai don’t think yoo thot ai wuz serious. Namelee – ar yoo reelee a biologist? Ai’m asking becuz mai (amaizing an wunnderful) niece J. iz – speshultee wuz herpetology – but seems to me she wuz wurkin awn DNA things. . .but ai’m never quite shur waht she’s reelee talking about.
We hav a copee ov her Doctoral thesis – an ai can maek out teh “an” “the” “but” – but moastle iz quite mystifying. But hey – ai’m a mewsishun/singer/director. . .ai don’t need to know it!!1
but she goes to a lot ov conferences too, giving papers an . . .papers, Ai noe it’s probablee a hewj giant whirled ov biologists out there – but – in teh theatre whilred, it duzznt’ take much to find aquaintences in common.
She’s currentlee at teh University ov Uppsala in Sweden (fur 2 yeers) werking with a “whilred famous sinetist.” – tho ai think it must meen “whilred ov biologists. . .
Reserach iz her gayme. An J. iz her nayme. She dusn’t want to teech.
s
heh heh heh…
yes, i is a reely an truly a biolologist.
and i chuckles because teh wurld is indeed verrrrry small.
i have neber met yer niece (yet),
but the degrees of separation is amazingly small.
fur example,
wun uv her colleagues
usta wurk in teh same place as me
an is married to wun ub my former stewdents …
this is all just too amazing.
thanks fer telling me
.
so, yew see, teh whirled of biolology can be pretty small too.
this is trooly kewl.
Well!!! Yes. Amaizing. Doesn’t really seem pawssibul – but – wuns yoo et into sumthing, ai guess . . .
But – if yoo havn’t met her, how do yoo know taht wun of her colleagues usta wurk in teh same place as yoo?
Did yoo know that, as an undergrad, she was FOUR times MVP awn teh women’t soccer team?? She wuz a totallee awsum athlete.
An yoo may also be pleezed to know that her husband is a bonafie wearer ov the propeller hat. He recentlee finished his Bachelor’s degree in computer Science.
J. used to joke that she fell in love wif him because of his reelee big. . reference library. And it’s troo. Menee ov those book are currentlee being sotred in the nawty barn.
Yes – teh nawty barn iz reel – did yoo know that? I’m nawt shur how long you have been heer, ackshullee. Do yoo know how the nawty barn got started.
An – yoo ar – since yoo hav students – a teecher??? An might ai ask what your speshultee iz?
An are yoo awn cheezfrenz?? Becus if yoo know J. – or – ov hur, then she must know hoo yoo ar too – but since AI dont’ know – I can’t telll her! that ai kow you too!!1!
Sorree – so much in teh drededed rap around – ai cudn’t see what ai wuz doing!
ohai,
yes, trooly mazing.
i didnot noes about the MVP part.
i found out abouts her sine-tific actibities by teh majic of teh interwebs, of course.
if yew tells her whats i said, it will take her between 2 seconds and 2 minutes to find out all about me. i predictx.
.
as fer me, i have been here for nawt so long a time. for a wile, i wuz known simply as pb. tehn, due to a … shall we say, misunderstanding in YourUp, I decided to use my more formal name. i wuz nawt here wen the nawty bar got startud, but have read about it.
an i’m not on cheezfrenz yet, bcuz when i went an looked, it seemed annoyingly complicated to sign up. i shud probaly go luk again, huh?
.
my speshultee? it lies in teh misterious territory were teh biolology an teh mafematic go bump up aganst eech otter in teh night.
gigglolz!!! Phillipe – taht is awl verre nice – but – tell her what? What did yoo say? Where. Ai don’t s -oh -yoo meen the colleague – hoo married the student.
OK!!! Ai’m going to do it. An ask hur to tiem teh research! But – she’s in Sweden an shurlee asleep now!!
And yes – yoo shud go. If AI cud sign up – enebuddy can! Of corse, it took quite a wile – becuz – akshullee – ai think ai traied at leest twice befoar ai succeeded. But lots ov peeple ar there – including Maus.
An then yoo awnlee has to figure out how to do teh commints – sumthing ai havn’t quite mastered yet. But teh beautee part is – you can alwayz contact wun ov yur frenz heeer via email if yoo want to REELEE speek to them. An that way, no wun will get lost.
Ai hav found that ai hav grown far to fond ov menee ov these peeple heer to want to lose them again.
Oh – an wud yoo liek to know taht her unkle is Jan Brunvand, teh wun hoo rote awl teh buks about the Urban Legends?
Ai am currentlee nawt speeking to him. Ai mentioned him sumtiem bak when Jack Deth rote sumthing about Urban Legends. An D Marie an Duffy got awl eggsiated becuz they said they had awl of his buks – in hardbak!!1
An ai thot it wud bee nice if he rote a liddle sumting to them thanking them fur their kind remarkz about his buks. AN HE WUDN’T DO IT!! Said he cudn’t PAWSIBLEE rite awn a place where peeple tawked liek that!!!
An ai had asked him as a purrsonal favor. Hummmph!!!
o-k … tells me the results of teh research !1!
i will checks out cheezfrenz again, defnitely.
this will be teh fun.
pppppptttttttt.
….. wutzhe mean? where peeple tawk like what? i donut unnerstand…
Ai dint unnerstand eether. But ai wuz REELEE mad!!! Becuz ai splained THOROUGHLEE taht this iz nawt babbee tawk – an wai it iz dun – an how smart an funnee an troolee outstnading in ebbree pawsibul way teh peeple heer ar.
But he iz a Purrfessor ov English (emeritus now) at teh University ov Utah – an ai spekz he just cudn’t rap hiz hed around teh thot taht wee doo it fur fun.
Hmmmph again. Old fuddee duddee!!!
an ov corse ai noo yoo used to be *whispurrs* pb.
maybe he wud prefer
if we writed sumfin like this?
.
“Inogh, quoth Sir Gawayn
I thonk yow, bi the rode.”
And how the fox was slayn
He tolde hym as thay stode.
….
oops… ment to say, as a english perfessur, maybe he wud prefer…
…”Sir, now we see you will say but folly,
Which whoso has sought, it suits that he find.
No guest here is aghast of your great words…”
oh, that’s just baby talk
…they linger and laugh awhile
she kisses the knight so twue
takes leave in comeliest style
and departs without more ado…
Gigglolz sum moar!! Phillipe – yoo dint say if yoo were still teeching, oar if yoo ar in pure research . Becuz – if yoo ar still teeching, yoo must be VERREE popular wif teh studentz – bucus yur funneh MUST shine throo in awl that yoo do.
Sorree to bee so long – mai pyooter iz nawt behaving – safari keeps “quitting suddenlee” an ov corse ai has no idea whai, or what ai cud/shud doo about it. Purrhaps it wil fix itself!
Jan iz akshullee verree funnee, too. a drai wit – but a wit, nebbertheless.
Ai’m still laffing at yur exampul. Ai think ai mite send this to him. Ar yoo a Purrrrfessor tooo??
Oh – an ai must say – those things yoo doo that bump into eech otter sounds verree – ummm – incomprehensibul. I mite tell yoo, tho, that gibbocat told mee he thot yoo were wun ov the verree funniest peepl heer. It wuz yoo, an Mary O’ and lolcatburglar taking teh top honors!!
Well – hai Mary O’!!! Yoo ar heer just in time to receive a complimnet – awl teh more so becuz ai dint’ know yoo wud see it!!
I’m nawt even on teh same playing field as LCB & Pd’B.
Its an honor to be menshuned in the same sentense.
Hey, you’re nawt just saying that cause i’m here lurking, aer ya?
ai reelee liek this part. . .heh heh heh ha ha ha BWHAhahahahah!!
Fro riche Romulus to Rome ricchis hym swythe,
With gret bobbaunce that burghe he biges vpon fyrst,
And neuenes hit his aune nome, as hit now hat;
Tirius to Tuskan and teldes bigynnes,
Langaberde in Lumbardie lyftes vp homes,
And fer ouer the French flod Felix Brutus
On mony bonkkes ful brode Bretayn he settez
wyth wynne,
Where werre and wrake and wonder
Bi sythez hatz wont therinne,
And oft bothe blysse and blunder
19 Ful skete hatz skyfted synne.
20 Ande quen this Bretayn watz bigged bi this burn rych,
21 Bolde bredden therinne, baret that lofden,
22 In mony turned tyme tene that wroghten.
No, no, Mary. He reelee did say it. Yoo three.
An ai agree. Ai watch yoo awl the tiem wif – complete awe an admirashun.
Ai onlee wish ai cud doo it too. But it iz verree fun fur mee to bee abul to be bai yur syde. Ai don’t mind taht yoo ar the shining wun.
*chuckles*
i wuz gonna say teh same thing about LCB and Mary O and JCH4K, about me not being in teh same league.
an yew guys noes mowr middul english tahn me; i jest had red taht in an article tuday, an noticd how much it looked like teh lolspeek.
teh fact is, that there’s lotz of remarkble peeples out here. I valyewz it, as i noes yew does 2.
.
oh, an to answers yer quesjuns Janet, i does teh reserch an teh teeching. teh stoodents appreciate a little humor sumtimes.
Awww pb – yoo reelee must bee kidding mee. Hav yoo reellee nawt noticed taht I dont reelee hav the – hmmmm – whatebber it iz taht yoo doo – so clever – so wittee – so PURRfekt.
Ai just stands tehre an says – “Oh, how wunnderful yoo ar” – but awnlee becuas ai relee meen it.
Ai am so sorree, Phillipe – to report – ai think – epic fail. She said she had menee colleagues an dint know where the werked or hoo they married and maybe she cud do ti but wud take hours.
But she did menshun. . .ummm. . .Bayesian inference. Is that what goes bump in teh nite???
An – to maek madders werse – ai menshuned her reel nayme. AND said she wun’t interested in teeching. an SHE said – what if she wuz applying fur a position taht required teechin – which moast of them doo (liek yrs, purrhaps) – an if they did a google seerch, which they mite – an saw that – which they cud – it mite resulrt in her nawt getting a gd jb.
Ai has alreddee ritin to the burgers an asked them to remoove hur nayme. Heop they can do it.
But darn. She LOVE Sherlock Holmes. But – until her naym is goan (an ai hope they can doo it) ai had bedder say no moar.
But – it did seem liek such fun. So – ar yoo a cheezfren yet. Purrhaps AI can findout hoo yoo reelee ar teh eezee way!!!!! An ai cud just tell her!!!
I will try to get on cheezfren and gib you a message there. In the meentime, though, please assure her right away that there is absolutely NO risk of what she describes. Fer several reesons, but I can speek wif many yeers of experience and can reassure her strongly. Nawt to worry.
Oh, Phillipe, ar yoo reelee shur? Menee yeers of experience sounds reelee reassuing..
and thanks fur teh “nawt to worry.” Becus ai wuz feeling liek awl “eeK’- wich izn’t veree dignified fur sumwun ov mai *ahem* aij.
Although so menee ov mai frenz an famblee are in teh – akameia whirled – ai am nawt, n nebber has been – cept fur teh three summers ai tawt fur teh University of Miami’ Summer Mewskig program in Salzburg. So – ai wuz moar tahn upset to thing that ai mite hav dun sumthing reelee awful.
LOLZ!!! Aim feline bettur alreddee!!! AkaDemia whirld – ai ment to say.
An wuz teh Bayesian inference thingy eben cloase???
yes, ai am verry, verry shur. will explain more later.
.
but mebbe I should have given moar clues. i cud have said “advisors” instead of “colleagues”. ai cud have mentioned taht teh name ub a Jurman lukshury car wuz inbolbed. ai cud hab sed that our mewtual contacts can be founded in a in teh stayte shaped like a mitten. …. an teh Bayesian infurence thingy is nawt kwite right …
oh, no pologies necessary. if i recall, teh foot (mine) was put in the mouf (also mine) by only one person (that wud be me). i thot it had much funniness. if i cudn’t take peeples laffing at me, i wouldn’t hab much fun here.
.
so, pas de problem, as tehy sez
ooo, luvs it wen yoo speeks ze fronsch…
oh well.
but …
*expression brightens*
itz friedegg.
cud meen time fer blood Mary O’s or sumfin.
mebbe skotchwiskey fer me.
clink
glorp glorp glop
…
and fer yew?
g&t wif infinitessimally thin slice of lime floating onnit.
it’s like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
hitchiker’s guide?
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster…
WOAH!
eye can haz a double, pleeez”
adn, since you said friedegg, you provide the toast!
*ice*
clink clink
*t*
fizzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*g*
glop glop glop.
k, glop
*lime*
sliiiiiiiiiiiice
splish
here you goes.
wut?
oh, teh toast.
“to her absent majesty, teh queen!”
*wispers* aer we talkin b0rg queen, QE II or cweenmj? or otter?
i reely cant hold my alkohol…just the fumes make me a little tipsy….
is frum a scifi story, Norstrilia. classic. i’ll has to go look up teh reference. donut know why it pops into my hed, but there you go.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, noooooooooooooo, imphimit iz snal
Lookit mummeh; Ai’s fownded teh EGZAKT senter ob tihs sheet ob payper for yu!
dat kitteh is teh cute AND teh smart!
waaayyy, smahrt! N E way, teh udder d00d’z gotz beenz in hiz hed!
yesh, an faux paux!
faw paw?
fax pawz?
berrie phunee koment!
Dat’s kuz taht wuz teh sheet ob paypur yu wur tryen 2 reed, ryte?!?
Ai notist taht teh kittehs hab a gift uv knoing ekzaktlee wher yur aiz r luking, n putting der feetziez ekzaklee own taht spot. Itz hardz 2 ignoor teh kitteh wen himz feetziez land ekzaktlee wher yur luking.
Erm, tehre’s a shoo in teh inn-trai. Just sain.
kinda lookz lyka hat—
can yoo top that?
Diddle, diddle dumpling
Mah son John
Went to bed
Wiht teh knickers on;
One shoe off
An one shoe on
Diddle diddle dumpling
Mah son John.
An tehy sez lolspeak iz odd…
Mai daddi useta say that pome 2 me! I forgetted it til just nao. Tank yew!
CHRG (wdoi) tryin not 2 splort at pikshure.
Readed teh Style magazeen and deesided to put teh shoo in teh “OUT” tray. Flats are last seeson style.
dat daisy-cat awllayz B stylin’ 2 teh Max!
*SSSSSSPPPPPPPAAAAARRRRFFFFFFF*
*splort splort splort*
oh, man! ai just goteded mai hed bak awn! gud thing most ov it wuz contayned in teh ekstry-strong CHRG(wdoi) dat Tidmum put awn mee!
*syh* ai noo it wuz tew gud tew last…teh troll haz struk agan.
JCH4bazzillionK, doo yu haz yu pichfork?
Lets tye him up wif CHRGs an tell teh lolrus taht he is a bukkit thief.
Sorry – ai’m layte. Yes – ai has mai pitchfork. Awl will be as if it had nebber happened.
furggittabowtdapitchfork….I has da HOOFS!
I will hoof a new beehole fur dat troll!
Oh, Janet…..
Kafleen an Janet–ai rlly bracketz yoos!
{{{{{{{{{{yous guys}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*hopps up an down wiff teh happee hoofs*
actshoe-ally, i fink it’s a Ty.
No, its defnitly a shoo. Oh, yu meen between me an Mai Oui. Tehn Ai tink we shud celerybrate wit teh bluddy mary’Os (but no celery for me plees; Ai tink it’s teh pleh!)
*heddesk*
Win!!
Psst! Do not tell ennybuddy, but dis guy, he is an impossster kitteh! Is troo.
yu wud tink it haz a bedder deeskyz den dat! ai thot it wuz puppeh at furst!
ohh,, did teh widdle kitteh gitteh payper cut on hymn’z cute widdle paw? let mommeh kiss it awl bedder!!!!
does eies! does toesies!!! ob course yu’z cuter ob da two!
nao com ober heer and gibes me da snorgles!!!
an does strypies an’ spottyies! ober-dose ob does!
*thud*
I can has a dopple ganger?
srry, ‘teh, aint no kitteh cute ’nuff 2 B yer doppel!
proof dat kittehz med bai stoopy peepz am vaztlee inpheeryur 2 teh rijinulz med bai ceilincat!
Noe cawntezt!!
U iz cyooter, kitteh, cuz djoo don’t gots teh pleh red tag in yr eer.
I kawl him “beenie mee”.
“beenie mee” * snort * WIN!!1!1!!
Trollz owt in force tunite.
Iz Fyumi hungree?
She can hab a gud feed if she iz.
wood you like sum gatorade? i think you should go on a twaining seshun to handul Fyumi. She likes you! (just wachout if she starts teh danzin- she’s a bit dangereus wif da tayle)
I’ll be rite here, if you need me.
*wanders off to get a banananana*
otay ai r careful ob teh tayle.
Dat gatorade beez strong.
..reddy Fyumi?..
*Hi ho Hi ho*
*Troll catchin we will go*
*Wib a bukkit an a spade*
* an sum Troll grenaydez*
*Hi ho Hi ho Hi ho Hi ho*
BANG BLAST SPLATTER SPLATTER PLOP……….
Ai fink we gotted sum… Heer yew ar Fyumi…dindins!
*coming bak in*
Brava! Fyumi is very pleezed wif bof teh musical offering and the creme de la troll.
*passes the towel to Fyumi to wiper her mouf*
okay. don’t forget to have her fyumigate the area…
Fyumi sprayz teh ewith ornj Scents ob Humor which, if you remember, is only poisonous to resistant trolls. The scent remindz sum ob organge blossoms, but to eech purrson it haz a difrent fraygranz of something he or she likes…
Ohh otay MaryO’.
Ai r still a newb at dis job.
*kwiklee nao Fyumi.Ssppp spppppppp spppppppp.Dat enuff? wun moar yew say.SSSSSSSSppppppppppppppppppppSSSSSSSSSS.*
Der dat shud do eet.Awl fyumigated.Jew werked berree hard tonite Fyumi.Gud Girl.*pat pat pat*
preshus awsum kitten absomalutlee kyooter
U iz deffinitellee the most cuter..eben ur shadoe iz pwecious
at teh end ov a dai full ov pleh, thiz kyoot littel kitteh is jus wut I neededded!
*SPLOOOOOOORRRRRRRT* *SPLOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
sadlee, wif allz teh runnin arownd ai did todai, i’z losted mah CHRG….
CCC nebodee?
hmmm – mah branez luk liek tehy’ve had a few bluddy mary o’s!!
*scoopyscoopy scoop*
*Moppitty mop*
*Wypee wypee wype*
*perlopppppppp*
Branzez in
Her am a speshull happyfayce CHRG(wdoi)
A nyce saft green blankeee-berre soothing culler
Ahawt chokklit an sum extryspeshull chokklits.
Tuk teh blankee in.
Der.Yew sit kwiet nao til yaw strengf is bak.Ai wud tayke yaw pulse but Lcb*ahem* borrowd it eerlier.
oh, fank yoo, Tidmum! Teh choklitz iz espshully wunnerful!!
Ai’z gonna sit rite heer in teh corner until I gets mah strengt bak.
*sigh..yummie hawt choklit on a cold evenink*
*snugglez unner teh blankee*
How about a tonic, young lady? Let me see what there is on the cart. Some 5 bazillion year-old brandy? Perhaps some elebenty-twelve year old port? A bit of Stilton? Let me know….
Fanks, Lord Evelyn! You’re The Top!
Oh… Thank you so….
Now, as you have been so kind, I shall sing…
You’re the top!
You’re the Coliseum.
You’re the top!
You’re the Louvre Museum.
You’re a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You’re a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare’s sonnet,
You’re Mickey Mouse…
You’re the Nile,
You’re the Tower of Pisa,
You’re the smile on the Mona Lisa!
I’m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, baby, I’m the bottom you’re the top!
Your words poetic are not pathetic.
On the other hand, babe, you shine,
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine
Down my spine.
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad,
But I got a notion
I’ll second the motion
And this is what I’m going to add;
Now, of course, this is Billly’s song. I shall now serenade you with the appropriate tune…
Long, long ago,
So long ago
I hardly know when,
My great-great-grandmother
Now and then
Stepped out with a gypsy…
Ah, yes. You want a smallish brandy…
*GlugGlugGlugGlug*
There you are. Just a nip…
mebbe after a few sips ob teh brandee, I’ll remememember moar ov yur song, yur Lordship
I shall remind you then…
Hiding away
There’s a little bit of gypsy in me
Just hanging around
Till that magical night
When the stars by their light
Give mystery to the sleeping lagoon,
While a haunting guitar
Not too near, not too far,
Gaily hums away,
Strums away
A titillating tune.
When I’m there in the dream
With the one in the world
I worship passionately,
At the moment supreme
Will be shown the unknown
Gypsy in me.
*Silly Dance Silly Dance*
POSE!
Damn! The schizophrenia makes my brain hurt…
Hiding away
There’s a little bit of gypsy in me
Just hanging around
Till that magical night
When the stars by their light
Give mystery to the sleeping lagoon,
While a haunting guitar
Not too near, not too far,
Gaily hums away,
Strums away
A titillating tune.
When I’m there in the dream
With the one in the world
I worship passionately,
At the moment supreme
Will be shown the unknown
Gypsy in me.
See? There are too many of us in hear… HALP!
Professor! Get outta here! You’re in the wrong show! Shoo!
Poor Professor Higgins…
Nah. He’s from South Pacific…
hmmmm. mebee we should pputs you in teh transporter to separate all teh pursonalitees?
I fink I iz okeh nao. But is verrry hard to plae wif mor tahn wun, lass. Preddy soon, Angus McGuffie will show up…
*raises one spok like eyebrow*
*tug tug at teh forelok*
Escuse me yaw Lordship sir,
Pleez mai ai hab a tinnee bit ob yaw wunnerful Port an stinkee stilton?
Pleez Yaw worshipfulness?
ai r jess a paw paw pezzant an need a morsel to fill mai belleh on such a cold cold nite.
Mercy mercy.
*wringin ob handz an lukkin at teh grownd*
I finks sum brandy an sum Stilton wuld be loverly.
*hands Lord E. a largish brandee snifter*
Miss Tid and Miss Pwned, I am still trying to deal with this BLASTED… oh.. um.. excuse me, Word Press thing. Your answers are just above.
Along with my mental issues…
*sigh*
Has a niec weakend peepuls…
ai wuz finkin sum mynt joolips wud be gud…. n joo haz a naic wekkend, Maus/LEO… THIF…
nawt yaw pulse-mai fob watch. sillee mee missed teh werdz owt
Well it am midnite heer!!
My tiredness-Let me show you it!!
ah – I thot yoo had founded mai pulse – I guesses I keepz luking fur it!
Whaat! No pulse.At.all?
Call Dr Tinycat stat.
this too danjeruss fur me to handle alone…..
*sweep, sweep, sweepity, sweep*
*wype, wype, wypity, wype*
*pat pat pat*
derez yur hed
*tug tug TUUUGGG!!1*
*tuk tuk*
*tayp, tayp, tayp*
and derez yur CHRG(wdoi)! noa lay down awn dis nyse sofa and snuggul up wif dis nyse soft blanky, and nomz awn dis nyse choklit. yu’ll feel bedder in no tiem!
Ooh n1ip! fanks fur teh zofa! mush bedder tan teh chair!! an wif 2 CHRG(wdoi) I finks I can akshully luk at teh kitteh agin!
*snugglez eben furder unner blankees*
u tuk tag off kitteh
kitteh werf less on ebay nao
mmm….ai em verreh confudled… Lord Evelyn, ai dun tihnk ai’ve met joo… arr joo furm TeenytinyEngerlund?
Well… Let’s say that you may know me better by another name. Something about a mouse spelled in German…
hmmm. have you been messing with the space/ time continyuwum, again? I aer so confuzzeled. dat G&T dint help.
Meebe yoo. I wuz singin wif PB2K up abuv, and got alls confoosled. I can has sum ov yoor Bluddy’s?
shure. we cans have sum from your famous resipee. unless , mebee you’ve had enuf? just sayin…
‘cept that it’s spelled rite now. Oh, bork…!
*pondurs wut to do, wut to do?*
Just Shoot Me!
) Bluddies…
Well.. no.
Has a gud weakend Mo’S.
Drink sum (or manee
thnkx. mebbee i’ll try out a new resipee.
Gud idee-er. TTFN.
Ah, tahnk joo fur teh clee ring upness… et sall sew cleer naow, ai em purr feckly nawt con fuzzled, nao, yup ai em!!
bentrilokwiss kitteh frows hims vois to Mortimer Snerd.
WB if yu herd ob him
Deh uncyoot kitteh has a Ty lable.
Duz it cumming from deh Ty-booteek?
Did LCB appropriate it and dropping it heer?
Hhmmm. must ponder this strange turn uv eventz.
coincidence? i fink nawt…
**Still confuzled.
But…LCB only appropriates deh brite adn shinee thingz.
Not only is teh uncyoot Ty kitteh uncyoot, it iz not brite and shinee.
**continuuz pondering of deh unponderablez
i think the bright and shinee thinks be inside the uncyoot Ty kitteh fing.
a sneeksy way to transpoart jules.
ooohhh. like in deh spy movies. joo may b on 2 sumfing, mary.
Let’s cut it opun.
**gets skizzers.
**opunz un kyoot kitteh seemz
**pullz out stuffingz.
Haaalllp!! Floofy stuffz iz eberywhere!!
Ahhh-Chooo!
*sneeze blows deh floofy stuff away.
Luk at all teh sparkleez!!!! Wow!!!!!!
oh, my. cweenmj ware aer you?! awl i see is floof…
hmmm. lukkit dis, sumfin sparkellleee?
Mai sneez cubered Mary in floof!
**dig, toss.
R u in dere?
Plttt. Floof in mouf.
*mmphmmmmphmmmmph *
AAArrrgh! the floof iz ginormous!
this calls for sum heavy duty de-floofingz.
Wait here a sec.
***Runz to tybooteek. Rummage, rummage. Got it.
***Runz back.
Puff, Puff. i iz out uf shape.
**Plugs in leaf blower.
**VROOOMMMMMMM!!!
There, all floof gone. u ok?
luk! there be all kinds of sparkleez.
*mary 0 rolls down hill away from the mighty blast ofVROOOOOOOOm
azzzyoooooooooooowiiiiiiiisssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
Oh, noes!! Coooome baaaaak, maaaaary!
**Picks up a sparklee to admire while waiting for mary O.
Ooooo. Pretty. I b thinking its a rubee.
I wunderz if Gibbocat noez about dis.
Kitteh, u is mos defintely cuter, but your tag has been cut awf. U is less vallybull now I is afrade.
Is kitteh a tigger? Kitteh is cuter than stffied toyz eny day.
Dis uther kitteh is mah stand-in — I leeves him behine wen I wawks thru teh butter or sumfin an he taeks teh blame. “Why, yu doan fink AI wud do ennything notty? I’s tooooo kyoot!!”
hee hee hee.
Esss…. Kitteh is cuter. In fact, kitteh looks like my brother’s kitteh (but isn’t).
no contest – u b kyooter!
*looks at curled up paw*
O.O Yez YEz YEZ u r….dont pummel me plzkthnx
hahahahahaha!!!!
*doubles over in laughter*
AHA HA!