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My nom is ishmale
sry dis noat a gud nawt-second. i saw deh big floofy kitteh adn teh “no comment”
adn my brane frozed like a lake in deh Minneesoda winter. So i hit refresh to see wut sum1 else wud say. And it still sed “no comment”. I panikked. sumdae I hab teh kwik witz, but not todae.
Oh I don’t knoz, I thinked your commint waz quite funneh
Concats queen!
How doez we celebrate thiz honor, your majesty?
yesh, twas teh funnee!
o hai! how r teh chzfrnz 2dae? ebreebodee happeh?
ohai, Rosie! good to see ya! i tawt i taw a puddytat!
***Listing to starborad.
Hai rosie, Hav shum grog
**Giglol**
Ai carnt joyn teh pardee-ai hab to beez ‘reponsibble parent’tonite.
Pleez dwink mai share cweenmj!!!
Wii have sum spesull non-alkoholik grog.
Here hav a mug be4 u leaf.
Its tastee & noutrishus.
*handz ober pewter tankard*
Fanks cweenmj,dat will tayke teh edge off till ai kin hab a reel dwinkee!!!
*bottoms up*
OHai Rosie,
Ai r happee. Hope yew habbin a gud dai?Lub teh abatar!!!
Goin to see mai boichiks new ‘Big’ skoo dis eebnin.
Teh sekkundary skoo fur teh autizms.
We berre eggcited.It hab grrate facilitiez.
Himz will eeben be doin Horse Ridin. Yayyyyy
Lotsa cyoot heer todai.
Teh CHRG(wdoi) is firmlee tayped on,but teh presshoor iz Bildin!!!
Mayke shore yew keep safe!!
Thx 4 frenlee greetingz! Gu 2 c kittehs iz happee! Gud luk Tidmum at teh skool! Ai wud lub sum grog, mai son iz playin teh drumz! Halp meh!
Heer Rosie, I gotted u these earplugs at the ty-booteek.
Hav sum moar grog. **Giglog**
**walks off repeeting “grog” ober and ober and gigloling
ohai rosie. Ah seeh u gots ur pichur an naem all guds an stuf
I tink u rea…ride…made ups fur e n pourness of ur nawt-secund wit the “my brane frozed like a lake in deh Minneesoda winter” maded me lol, iznt gud cuz iam atwork. Stoopy wurk. culd we danz insted uf werk?
Glad i maed u lol.
Much dansing is approved insted uv werk.
Tell ur boss i sed it wuz ok.
Nomsense. Wuz grate comment, cweenmj. I wudda sed “Iz nawt whale, is catfish” or “Moby Cat” or sumpin stoopy like dat. Urs is mush bedder. Wud u like to do teh Sailors’ Hornpipe in honor of teh merrytime moteef?
*tweedle DEET deet dee, tweedle deedle deet dee
tweedle DEET deet dee deedle deedle deet dee
tweedle DEEDle deedle deedle deedle
deedle deedle deedle deedle
deedle deedle deedle deedle DEET deet dee*
Oof. I goes below fur sum grog now.
AFter all taht dansin Im alredy groggy.
Wow!!! doctor cat!! Gud hornpipe!!
Ai wuz a Mariner Gurl Scout in Ohai skool, an we had to lern teh hornpipe. wuz kind fun - but ai don’ ‘member it enemoar. Long tiem ago. . .in a galaxy far, far away . .
minneesoda ref ftw!
lolz!- ai enownterd brane freez yesturday on teh ‘no commint’!
It IZ skeeery… U did grate! that kitteh doez luk liek he nommed Ismail! Congrats!
Mai Nom iz Fishmayl, mebbe weez relaytid?
ah, teh famous brayne freeze
menny ub us knows it well
howeber
i thot yew did berry well
cngrats
**Listing a liddle to teh starboard.
Tank yew, PdB. Joining teh partee and having sum grog!
**hands PdB a mug.
U dew not need to b doing deh hornpipe if it b too strenuus. Besides,
hoo acshully noes how to hornpipe??
But any singing and dansing is fine.
Teh thred 4 this partee is all twangled up. i b thinking there has been a lidde
2 mutches grog. l
ah, fank you cweenmj.
aaargh, this be fine grog.
i’ve been pillaging oops wurking all day
and some grog is just wuts we needs.
.
hmmmm. seems to be tangled up wif talk like a pirate.
tats ok.
i’ll have sum mowr grog
Oh, u cameded back.
I thot maybe u fellded overboard.
i doez teh ‘ahab’ dans foar u, dis wuz gud nawt sekkund commint
Mah Goodness! I diddun laff, butt I thot it wuz an incrediblee fabulus nawt secund!!! I wuzz verreh, verreh, impressed.
yay, cweenmj! would you like a songndanz?
Fank yew mary & 2kittehs. I b thinking a hornpipe b in order.
Lots uv teh wild dansing and maybe sum drinking uv teh grog.
HA! GMTA
tweedledeedledeedledeedle
GROG!
GROG! FTW - oh wait, they don’t let us do that here. Darn!
I iz not shure what grog is,
Iz that whut sailorz drinkz
Doez it haves rum in it?
mah ignoranze about alcholic beveridges, let mah show U it.
Em grog waz wat sailors drinked. It was part rum adn part water. Em capins what had lez water was mor popular en em capintz wat had lez rum.
Ah, dis b gr8 partee!! singing, dansing and grog!!
(wut iz grog, enyway?)
Fank yew 1 & all 4 teh kind commintz.
Pass teh grog, pls? Tastes gud, wuteber it iz.
**Listing slightly to starboard.
I habing a whale uv a gud time.
Moar grog! ( likes saying ‘grog’ it soundz funnee.) **giglol
.
**takes mug handed by doctorcat.
**takes big swigg
Aahh. gud stuff dis grog.
Moar grog 4 ebery1!!!!!
Wheeeee!!!!
soundz like her majestee mays be gettin 3 sheets to da wind…
**listing slightly to port
I resembling taht remark.
here, mary, hav shum grog **giglol**
hmmmm. could i hab teh port n sted?
Mis mary, u can b having wutever u want.
Gibbocat not here so teh ty-booteek is wiiiiiiide open.
I here he stocks it wif all kinds of wondermous things.
lets go luk and see wut we can find.
gmta! great minds take all! heehee
in honur ob the listing ob HMS Cweenmj we starts list ob wut we be “borrying” frum the ty boot eek. we’re nawt steeling it, we just dewing wut LCB tawt us- to take it owtside to look attit in teh lite…
Awfullly gawdy tys
Ballooons leftober frum annibersaryob ICHC
Catastrophic disaster
D…
Dikshunaree ob lolspeek
Eggs
furry dyce
grape lolleez
haerry fings
ice bukitz
J
great big shopping bags to put all teh loot in
happy face smily stickers fur when cheezfrenz feelin good
ipod, upod, oui all pod
greenstuf in fridge wich may or maynot be wasabi
helium for teh ballooons
Ice packs for the injureez
J…
jams N jellies ob awl flavrz
kitteh toyz
lollies (moor flavrs den grape)
M
ooooo did i heeer de fronsch….
Jelly:orinj
kittez wib bobblehed akshun
Lemmonayde icepops
grog, lotsa
hornpipe tunes
i screem
M&Ms,plane & peanut
Nutella
O possums,box
Q-tipz
raisunz (chokklit cuvered)
sand paper tungz
tea, erl gray, hot
uv rays
water bottlol (i am on teh trdemill and needsumnao!)
(but pls to noat, dese are teh reeyusabul water botlols.kthx)
xylophonez
Yak’z Yuk (plastic puek)
Zoo aminolz (stuffed - 2 cuddles wif)
mary O’S — yew haz perfecticated running on teh tredmill and typing on teh pyuter at the same times? This is trooly mazing. [unless you has assimilated a treadmill at some point, so youze can be tredmilling at n-e time.]
whatever, ize impressed.
au revoir
well, i dont run. i walks. fas…..aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Turnabout is fair play…
**stumbles back to deh partee holding hed in handes
oooooh. i tookt a nap to sleeping off deh grog.
Lukz like the list got az twangled az deh thred.
but u gotted all the letterz dun, sum eben 2 times.
Oh - ai can’t believe ai missed teh hole thing. What fun!!!
Congratz, cwenmj. How cud yoo pawsiblee think yur commint was nawt gud!! Wuz reelee wunderful. An the wun after it too. Oh - an teh brayne freez!!!! *shiver*
Enewun hoo haz been there knows wai wee reelee liek to celebrayte enewun hoo getz sumthing besides “FURST!” wrtten down. Is reelee a GRATE acheivement an werthy ov dansing an rejoyicing.
An - ai also brawted yoo a present.
Grog
1 shot rum
1 teaspoon sugar
(preferably superfine)
Squeeze of lime juice
Cinnamon stick
Boiling water
Stir all ingredients, adding enough boiling water to fill mug or glass.
Tihs mayd me laff, cweenmj!
Moby Dick referens, FTW!
He NOMed Ishmael.
hee hee hee
and the ingland, adn irelunds too.
skotlund kin tek care ob itself.