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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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mary O'Spockn

halp i need sum bodee!

mary O'Spockn

not just enny boddee…

mary O'Spockn

♫haaaaaaalp!

Maus

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s help in anyway.
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind, I’ve opened up the doors.

mary O'Spockn

help me if you can i’m in da groooound
and i do appreshiate you bein roooound…

PwnedBy2Kittehs

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I’ve never done before.

paws4thot

eerwurm!!!!

But a good wun; 6 brgrz eech!

msmaryb

Beatles references FTW!

And hyooj thanx frum wurldz biggst Beatles fan…..yoo made mai day!

 
 
kafleen

An dat wud bee mah cheezfrenz.

I LUB U , U GAIS, ALL UB U! :oops:

/runns awai

 
 
charlie b.

halp me get mah feet bak on da grownd.
wont you plz plz halp meeee!

 
 
 
 
teenie

If Ai tryz 2 mayk a link Ai wil messitup, so heer it iz wifowt teh w’s in frunt.

youtube.com/v/CMzW3LIkNLA&rel=1

HELP! al teh kittehs!

 
 
Maus

I ain’t got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!

 
 
zauberflote

Mary h-o-S, hurray you is nawt sekkund! Obivussly we iz dancin to Beetlez toons to day!

 
Lovecat

congratumalashuns on ur not-sekund, Mary! I wudz arsk whut u want for dans, but uz alredy singin de beetuls! So i putz on lawts of blak ailyner for u, k? an sing alung *haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp* (o noes, iz a bit lawde, opra singurs shudnt sing dis stuf, I just shuflz gentlee nau… ;)

mary O'Spockn

fanks! i go get coffee nao!

zauberflote

Mairee, ai haz Vulcan litening striek problem, can u halp?

mary O'Spockn

i tries. wut happnd?

mary O'Spockn

but i warnz you, my lak ob knowlig on teh subjekt is shokkin.

 
zauberflote

well, ist liek tihs…cuppel dayz ago, ai wuz readin a post too quick, an out ob teh bloo comez tihs fabbuluss sownd ob litenin, an nao ai iz afrade to reed fast ennimoar! In caes ai getz it wrong, liek, u no, “nawt-furst”. So mai brainz is fried an mai cat bitez mai leg! Halp!

Lovecat

u haz litenin-kondukter cat? hau luky iz dat?? udderwais cud hav bin narsty.

 
mary O'Spockn

i heers you. akshully, i duzn heerz you. litenin strikes maeks the heerin go way.
but i knos whut you meens. i sented you a mesj. ❤

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

lovecat, you a nopera singer?

Lovecat

yes iz a nopra singerer. sawnd silly singin beetels!

infamousqbert

noebuddee sowndz sillee singin’ teh beetels. dey iz teh gratest!!
awlso, noebuddee sowndz sillee singin’ teh kyoor.

♫lovecats! de-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
DOOO-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!♫

ar yoo wunderflee prittee?

Lovecat

wunderflee, wunderflee prity!

we miss u (i hisses)

(ai singz da cyoor no problims wen dreunk, but da beetils - nau, bleev me, u dontz wanto heer me sing da beetils!)

 
 
SPARKYSMOM

OH, NOES ! EBBEREBODEE SOWNDS GR8 SINGEN DA BEETULS!!
HERD BEBERLY SILLS ONCE SING “IMAGIN”- SO BEEYUTEEFUL !
SO SOFT N LUVELEE SHE SINGED IT- LIKE A LULLABY (SIGH)

SHE WUZ DA LUBBLEE LADY- DA WRLD IS WORSE PLAIZ CUZ SHE NAWT
HEER N E MORE

 
Lovecat

Bebrerly Sills wuz indeid glawryus. Meybe shee cud get awai wid beetlisingin - but ai is LAUD9+6 (LOL - catlyke typin goin on dere!) an haz a sorta pointy voys. Ai wil hum along wit everywun an do sum harmonnys or sumtin!

mary O'Spockn

you do a good imitashun ob da hi boroque type trmupts? we could use you on penney change. very stranj!

 
KitKatsMom

Lovecats, duz yew has chillrens? Ai iz nawt opera singer cuz ai nebber hads teh cooradj, but zi also has berry big an hai voys - an mai chillrens wood tellz me “mahm yew singz too lowd - DO NOT WANT!” :(

Lovecat

Lukily no chilerns, an vairy tolrent naybers!! Can gib brock trumpits run for dere munny :-)

If chilrens get umbarist at ur singin, jus say da ulterntiv is, u dans in frunt dere frens!!! ahhaha

 
 
 
cweenmj

cratz, do nawt get crankee!! sum peepz are new to deh intertuubz.
just politelee saying:
Sparkeesmom, wen u b talking in ALL CAPS peeplez b thinking dat
u be yelling. Next time u will b noeing dis and den cratz will b moar happee.
.
Now bof uv u hab a chokklit and be fenz.
‘k?thxbai. :-)

doctorcat

HALP11 KITTEH IS STANDIN ON TEH CAPS LOK111

(I figgered dat’s wut happind to sparkysmom ;-) )

mary O'Spockn

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh. sry.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Haz certainlee happened to mee!!! :D

SPARKYSMOM

sry ! didnt mean 2 YELL- i ussses da all caps cuz i cant c bery well da letterz
srry if mi disabilty offends u- will try 2 do btr

3rin

SPARKYSMOM- downt yu wury bowt wut day say, yu jus du whut wurks fur yU! Is u a membererer of teh cheezfrenz ober on teh Yahoo groups? IFn not, cum an join us. If you see D Marie’s name, an it’s blue, click on it, an send a reqwest to joyn. Yu be welmcum!!
Erin

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Maus

Transporter accident! Oh noes!

Lyanthya

I tink mai feets r in ur ears.

 
Tribble

Qwik, cawl Mr. Scott, Dr. McKoi an Dr. Tiny Cat!
Mr. Spock, wii will haz tu b uzein de shuttel til de tranzportur iz bak on lyne.

mary O'Spockn

time for mind meld?

sweepea

“I have been and always shall be your friend.”
*sniffle*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

WAAAHAAAHHHH!!!!! SOB!!! WEEP! WEEP!! WAIL!!! Boo hooo hoo hooooo!

an ai choke up ebree tiem.

gremlin

Meh too, meh too! Wun uv mah fayvrit seens in enney Star Trek moobie.

But yoo noes teh gud uv teh wun sumtiems owtways teh gud uv teh menneh . . .

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

SOB!!! WEEP! WEEP!! WAIL!!!

Ai just cant get thru that scene wiffaut a box ov tishues!!1

It just reelee tuches the hartstringz where troo frenship is conserned. So menee layerz involved. Teh nobul sacrifyce. Teh -so neer yet so far inabillitee to preven teh traedee. Teh horror ov watching a deer fren die fur yoo. . .teh shur an certain knowledj taht there will be a hewj gayping hole in yur hart. Teh. . .etc.

*sniff*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Trajedee. Stuck in teh cursed rap-around!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
zauberflote

no ma, its not “Teh Fly”, it’s “Teh Cat” !

The Crapture

“Haaaaalllp Miiiiiii”

 
 
mary O'Spockn

Riker kitteh nao has dubble…

Maus

But hao we tells tehm apart? Tom Riker dinna has a beerd.

 
 
doctorcat

Splinched again, eh?

 
 
zauberflote

monorail cat bogged down….

 
cweenmj

Myfbusterz sed i wud flote?!?!?!?!!?

 
wannasmile

This kitteh does not seem too worried bout’ it?
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zauberflote

bust is perfect likeness of Caesar Cattemian

 
iHazKatzTu

Ees poor poor kitteh. At lees eez nawt shag carputs.

gud mornin, ya’ll. :)

Lovecat

hehe in ingerland we seez dese words and gigguls :-) sawry, got a nawty maind!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Is that Jack Benee again??