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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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halp i need sum bodee!
not just enny boddee…
♫haaaaaaalp!
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s help in anyway.
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind, I’ve opened up the doors.
help me if you can i’m in da groooound
and i do appreshiate you bein roooound…
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I’ve never done before.
eerwurm!!!!
But a good wun; 6 brgrz eech!
Beatles references FTW!
And hyooj thanx frum wurldz biggst Beatles fan…..yoo made mai day!
An dat wud bee mah cheezfrenz.
I LUB U , U GAIS, ALL UB U!
/runns awai
halp me get mah feet bak on da grownd.
wont you plz plz halp meeee!
If Ai tryz 2 mayk a link Ai wil messitup, so heer it iz wifowt teh w’s in frunt.
youtube.com/v/CMzW3LIkNLA&rel=1
HELP! al teh kittehs!
I ain’t got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!
Eye-gor!
Fro-derrick!
Mary h-o-S, hurray you is nawt sekkund! Obivussly we iz dancin to Beetlez toons to day!
congratumalashuns on ur not-sekund, Mary! I wudz arsk whut u want for dans, but uz alredy singin de beetuls! So i putz on lawts of blak ailyner for u, k? an sing alung *haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp* (o noes, iz a bit lawde, opra singurs shudnt sing dis stuf, I just shuflz gentlee nau…)
fanks! i go get coffee nao!
Mairee, ai haz Vulcan litening striek problem, can u halp?
i tries. wut happnd?
but i warnz you, my lak ob knowlig on teh subjekt is shokkin.
well, ist liek tihs…cuppel dayz ago, ai wuz readin a post too quick, an out ob teh bloo comez tihs fabbuluss sownd ob litenin, an nao ai iz afrade to reed fast ennimoar! In caes ai getz it wrong, liek, u no, “nawt-furst”. So mai brainz is fried an mai cat bitez mai leg! Halp!
u haz litenin-kondukter cat? hau luky iz dat?? udderwais cud hav bin narsty.
i heers you. akshully, i duzn heerz you. litenin strikes maeks the heerin go way.
but i knos whut you meens. i sented you a mesj. ❤
lovecat, you a nopera singer?
yes iz a nopra singerer. sawnd silly singin beetels!
noebuddee sowndz sillee singin’ teh beetels. dey iz teh gratest!!
awlso, noebuddee sowndz sillee singin’ teh kyoor.
♫lovecats! de-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
DOOO-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!♫
ar yoo wunderflee prittee?
wunderflee, wunderflee prity!
we miss u (i hisses)
(ai singz da cyoor no problims wen dreunk, but da beetils – nau, bleev me, u dontz wanto heer me sing da beetils!)
OH, NOES ! EBBEREBODEE SOWNDS GR8 SINGEN DA BEETULS!!
HERD BEBERLY SILLS ONCE SING “IMAGIN”- SO BEEYUTEEFUL !
SO SOFT N LUVELEE SHE SINGED IT- LIKE A LULLABY (SIGH)
SHE WUZ DA LUBBLEE LADY- DA WRLD IS WORSE PLAIZ CUZ SHE NAWT
HEER N E MORE
SORRY ! GMTA!
Bebrerly Sills wuz indeid glawryus. Meybe shee cud get awai wid beetlisingin – but ai is LAUD9+6 (LOL – catlyke typin goin on dere!) an haz a sorta pointy voys. Ai wil hum along wit everywun an do sum harmonnys or sumtin!
you do a good imitashun ob da hi boroque type trmupts? we could use you on penney change. very stranj!
Lovecats, duz yew has chillrens? Ai iz nawt opera singer cuz ai nebber hads teh cooradj, but zi also has berry big an hai voys – an mai chillrens wood tellz me “mahm yew singz too lowd – DO NOT WANT!”
Lukily no chilerns, an vairy tolrent naybers!! Can gib brock trumpits run for dere munny
If chilrens get umbarist at ur singin, jus say da ulterntiv is, u dans in frunt dere frens!!! ahhaha
No need to SHOUT!
cratz, do nawt get crankee!! sum peepz are new to deh intertuubz.
just politelee saying:
Sparkeesmom, wen u b talking in ALL CAPS peeplez b thinking dat
u be yelling. Next time u will b noeing dis and den cratz will b moar happee.
.
Now bof uv u hab a chokklit and be fenz.
‘k?thxbai.
HALP11 KITTEH IS STANDIN ON TEH CAPS LOK111
(I figgered dat’s wut happind to sparkysmom
)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh. sry.
Haz certainlee happened to mee!!!
sry ! didnt mean 2 YELL- i ussses da all caps cuz i cant c bery well da letterz
srry if mi disabilty offends u- will try 2 do btr
SPARKYSMOM- downt yu wury bowt wut day say, yu jus du whut wurks fur yU! Is u a membererer of teh cheezfrenz ober on teh Yahoo groups? IFn not, cum an join us. If you see D Marie’s name, an it’s blue, click on it, an send a reqwest to joyn. Yu be welmcum!!
Erin
kewl !
takes mai hand if u wants 2 liv!
this whole thread of comments makes me smile like dis:
(ok a lil bigger then dat)
Transporter accident! Oh noes!
I tink mai feets r in ur ears.
Qwik, cawl Mr. Scott, Dr. McKoi an Dr. Tiny Cat!
Mr. Spock, wii will haz tu b uzein de shuttel til de tranzportur iz bak on lyne.
time for mind meld?
“REMEMBER”
“I have been and always shall be your friend.”
*sniffle*
WAAAHAAAHHHH!!!!! SOB!!! WEEP! WEEP!! WAIL!!! Boo hooo hoo hooooo!
an ai choke up ebree tiem.
Meh too, meh too! Wun uv mah fayvrit seens in enney Star Trek moobie.
But yoo noes teh gud uv teh wun sumtiems owtways teh gud uv teh menneh . . .
SOB!!! WEEP! WEEP!! WAIL!!!
Ai just cant get thru that scene wiffaut a box ov tishues!!1
It just reelee tuches the hartstringz where troo frenship is conserned. So menee layerz involved. Teh nobul sacrifyce. Teh -so neer yet so far inabillitee to preven teh traedee. Teh horror ov watching a deer fren die fur yoo. . .teh shur an certain knowledj taht there will be a hewj gayping hole in yur hart. Teh. . .etc.
*sniff*
Trajedee. Stuck in teh cursed rap-around!!!
no ma, its not “Teh Fly”, it’s “Teh Cat” !
“Haaaaalllp Miiiiiii”
Riker kitteh nao has dubble…
But hao we tells tehm apart? Tom Riker dinna has a beerd.
Splinched again, eh?
monorail cat bogged down….
Myfbusterz sed i wud flote?!?!?!?!!?
This kitteh does not seem too worried bout’ it?
http://www.wannasmile.com
bust is perfect likeness of Caesar Cattemian
Ees poor poor kitteh. At lees eez nawt shag carputs.
gud mornin, ya’ll.
hehe in ingerland we seez dese words and gigguls
sawry, got a nawty maind!
Oh behaaave!
Is that Jack Benee again??
Austin Powers
ahhhh –
akshullee – fur sum reeson – ai don’t know Austin Powers. But ai just googled it (becuz ai CAN) an – oh mai!!! giggllolz
Oh, JanetCH4K – Yoo haz nawt seen Austin Powers? They is teh funneh! But yoo haz too appreshyate sum bawdy hyuoomor an potty refrinces.
I think the sekund wun is mah fayvrit – The Spy Hoo Shagged Meh. Starring teh lubly Felicity Shagwell. Enjoy!
Thankz, gremlin. Ai doo beleev mai tolerunz fur “bowdy hyoomor an potty refrinces” haz greatlee grown since being heer. Aye used to be fur moar intelekshual funneehs – but ai’m chanjing my mynd!!
An thankz fur teh tip about where to start!
Weee shag en teh US tew, behbeh LOL
(but preferablee nawt on teh shag carpetz)
karput burnz?
dust mites
dat’s okay. wii gigguls wen ingerlanderz kawlz teh kittehs “pussies”. iz durtee wurd heer!
hmm…ai wish blushing smiley wuz moar smiley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1cTbDztoI8
Iz nawt so kleen wurd dere, neever. Eber watch “Are You Being Served?”
(ohai, mah name is doctorcat an I iz a Britcom addikt)
oooo doctor cat, comober sumtimes & i serbs you some tee in teh royal doolton wif teh hans paynted perry winkuls. and den i sing at choo!
I has a Sheridan kitteh. Cuz Sheridan and his mummy has such a psychic bond!
Fankoo, maryo, dat sound lubbly, but be keerful–I mite sings bak at choo!
its a deel!
oh yesh. ai lubs sum britcoms. iz berree funnee win miz slowcom haz to taek kaer ub her, um, feelyne kumpanyun.
Dassit! Mrs. Slocum. Y I cudn’t bemember herz name?
Ackshully, my fave is “As Time Goes By”. *sigh* Troo luv in middle age, I has it.
yes- funnee sho! lubs dat Juddee Densch.
oh hai ikea?
wtf u do wif teh rest of mai kitteh??!!
GMTA!
ai dun noe wut dis meenz. essplanayshun pleez?
GMTA? Great Minds Think Alike
IKEA kitteh is missin a coupla parts…
Iz kyoot kitttehhed, but he noe likes me picking him up like bowlingball to move himz ’round da howse.
Him shud be gratefull wez took him off dat sale inship he wuz figyoorheddin!
Kitteh still canna pass hiz dizzaperation test. Keeps splinching hisself!
diagonally! Wee lurvs teh Herry Pawter.
ohnoes! call Madame Pomfrey. (but absomolutelee do nawt let Gilolroy Lolkart “halp” him)
Whai did daht fillum nawt had a waurnin abowt Kenneth Branagh’s “acting”?
gigl.
O hai, paws4thot. Ar yoo still heer?
a cuppla daiz ago (oar mebbee yesterday – hard to tell) – we invited Maus to joyn teh cheezfrenz – an he dint eben know how!!! And had, appharientlee, nawt eben thot about it.
so – I wuz thinking – it wud bee verree nice if yoo wud, too. Purrhaps yoo haz just nawt thot about it?? It wud pleez mee gratelee – but . . . if yoo don’t want to – ov corse – its up to yoo. No prusshur oar nuthing.
JCH4K: I joined Cheezfrenz on Tuesday. Thanks for your concern, though.
Did yoo reelee???? I just went to luk, becuz ai am going to post teh, but ai dint see enewun hoo luked liek yoo!!
Unless yoo ar disguized under Jennifer oar Heather??
Teh problem fur mee – izzat, fur teh most part – ai can’t tell hoo iz hoo.
I just want awl teh peeple ai liek to bee there – just in cayse!! Too bad most ov them are in waring dominos. But – maybee itz just mee – an ai need to trai harder!!!
Post teh link iz what ai ment – and it’s what ai’m going to do.
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
An – ebreebuddy – yoo don’t need a purrsonl invitashun. We want everywun hoo iz heer – becuz. . .becuz. . .well, just becuz.
maus is teh wun wif “maus” after hims naem. i fink.
Yup.
Look at New Members for 2/4. You’ll find me.
Wheeeee!! ♬ Sam an Janet ebening, yoo wil meet a stranjer (sranjer what?) across a croueded ruum. . . ♬
A hundred and one pounds of fun…
HunneeBun!!!
Souf Pasiphix! Hooray!
Correction: 3/4
ai juz slippin into mai 501s
line tohse eers wif tinfoil, tern teh hed 2 teh left a bit, huk it up 2 teh tv n u can get rushan tv!
i tries dat, nao! i no can has cabul.
okays. i putted teh timfoyl on teh kitteh’s eers (tapededed it to da skreem) & putted the compyuter by teh TB adn it dint werk. wad i do rong?
PICNIC!
hehehehe….my speshultee…
Yoo has to use a reel kitteh. Not teh picshoor. Sheesh…
oh. i dint fink ob dat. put foil on a REEL kitteh’s eers??? you gotta be kiddin only an idjit wud do dat…
Hao much doo yoo reelee want teh cabul TV???
welll.nawt dat much, rly. i wud nebber has time to wachit enyways. habing too much fun on teh ICHC.
Ai know, ai know. TV iz nawt but a distant memree ov less happee tiems. . .but ai still has to has teh nooz. . .
Rite now, we ar waiting, we Mishegun peepl, to see if we ar going to be dissenfranchised!!
Oar mebbe taht wud be re-enfranchised? Seems leik peeps in Mishegun an Flawrida alreddy been dissenfranchised…
Oh – rite!!!
moovin 2 Canuckistan sowndz priddy good ryte abowt naow…stoopy ‘merrikan politicks!
And then there’s the issue of where on the kitty you put the antenna wire…
*snerk*
Kitteh wood say da furst ting u did rong was put foil on hiz eers!
but tehy is such big eers!! Like lil sattlight dishes.
All da bettur 2 here da can openur wif!
Mai qweshun iz: Wat’s sew gud on rushen tv?
game shos: roulette
fashyun: russhun dressin
timemanajmint programs: rushin round
Tehy must goes throo a lotta contestants on taht rushun roolet game show…
yup. only get one shot at the final round.
BA DA BOOM.
is dat a rim shot?
Dat wuz Contestunt #4. So sry. Now we moves on Contestunt #3…
Oh – so urlee in teh moning (can’t sleep) – but thiz wun maed mee laff out loud fur reel.!!
ai dun noe. ebreetyme mai kittehs git awn teh teevee, ebreeting goes wonkee! mebbe dats kuz dey moastlee duz it tu nok fings ober.
In Soviet Rusha, TV watches u!
(sry, cudn’t resist)
Ai tink kitteh luks depressed.
C’mere kitteh. Ai gives u snorgles & ear scratchez.
I sees teh lid – where’s teh cookie jar?
QUICK! Throw him a life preserver!
x-men kitteh can goez froo wallz!
Zen kitteh
Is one wif karpit
Lurves teh lynx tips!
to the person who owns that kitteh. give her a big snorggle for me. she looks just like my kitteh i had to give up called tabitha. she was so cute and had a tiny little voice. Sounded just like a kitten when she was an adult but the loudest purr ever. she liked strawberries and sleeping in the toilet on hot summer days. i loved her and if it hadnt been a choice between having a home or having a cat id still have her. so sad.
I a sorry
Floor Kitteh Rises From Below!
watch where you step, you could be next
brilliant ;D
Ohai, it’s meh – Westley teh Kitteh reportin fur doodee.
*thrums paws on grownd*
Just sittin heer in teh Fire Swamp.
Experiencin teh supposedly non-eggsistent litening kwiksand.
Watchin fur fyr spurts . . .
An wundrin if teh ROUS’s is gunna wander by neggst. . .
*pop*
ohai, ROUS! gremlin iz waytin foar yu!
dunt wury! ai sayvz yu!!!!!
akshooly, kitteh duznt luk liek hii wuntz sayving…
srsly, hou dey do’s dat? fotoshoped?
Wun mait evn sai it wuz…LITENING SAND!
…or has kitteh splinchd hirself?
That kittah has such perty eyes….
Remember kids, don’t struggle in quicksand, just light movements, that’s all it takes!