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no, i am nawt aslan. wut gibbed you the nawt sekkund clue?
Nao I gots nuthin Mais Oui. Gud post!
Didn’t we just danze for the previous pikshur?
gollly, i goes away twerk adn awl sortsa stuffs happens.
ummmm. what kinda danz? mebbee we betta look at teh bak ob Sir Real’s nek…
Move along… move along… nothing to see here…
huh? ze fronschc… i heers it…very surreal…
must’ve been my maginashun runnin way wif me…
Non, ma cherie. C’est moi…
But it was just my imagination — once again –
running away with me.
I tell you it was just my imagination
running away with me…
Temptashuns version?
D’accord…
*pondurs* could be fronsh.
could just be teh naem of a car.
oar muzak theery term…
*snerk*
ohhhhnooooes….
Teh Fronsch frum taht uther guy duzznt cownt. Yet…
*coming back as if from a swoon*
dat wus teh close. dint hab the trap tredmill, mewnity almozt gone…
Congratumalayshuns, Mary, House of Spock! Looks like the lion may be eatin’ Al Fresca tonite.
Or A Cappela?
Or is it Acapulco?
Or Ayahuasca!
Ayahuasca? Nom nom nom whoooooaaaaaa…dude…the light, man!
Or a domani?
Lookin at him I fink it’ll be Al Dente.
or Al Pacino
Wait til I shows U angry!!!!!
Oops. I wus ’sperimiting wif a nuther handel. Is jus me…
Dis sposed to be on the top post. Ah well…
yes, leeding a dubble life cans be diffcult…
Tell me about it. ‘Specialee wehn I didnt meen too…
*sigh*
I think I know the true origins of this pic… It’s actually a screenshot from one of the episodes from the failed Animorphs TV show.
I wuz aasleep, ten you sang teh Wee-mo-wek song an woke me up!
inna juggle teh nightly juggle big kitteh catch a nap
inner juggle (iz quite a juggle) big kitteh catch a nap
hush up darlin be quite mai darlin big kitteh needs himz sleepz
(singin McSteriously stopz at dis point)
Happe! I iz happe, u hearz me? HAPPE!
WHY DUSN’T ANNYBODY BELIEVE ME???
I KILLS THE NEXT ONE WHO ASKS THAT #$%$$&!!# QUESTION!!!
WHERE THE HECK IS THE MOUSE THAT’S SUPPOSED TO REMOVE THIS #$%$$&!!# THORN! ROOAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Edited for content, as this is a Family Friendly ® web site…
*All LOLFriends may move on to the next comment*
HEY! One-Burger Troll Person or Persons! Why don’t you come participate ACTIVELY with us? You don’t have to think everything we write is the wittiest thing you’ve ever read. We, or at least I, will freely admit it that it is not. But talk to us and tell us WHY. Engage in some adult discourse, even if it looks like it’s written in baby-talk.
*sheesh*
*stops banging head against the brick wall*
*because it feels better when you stop*
Sorry all. I feel better now. End of rant…
have sum chonklit.
brb. *goez to findz sum ob teh good stuff to bring bak*
amor iz a gud stuf
baycun iz a good stuff
cukkies iz a gud stuff
good idea…good list of good stuff
donkees from Shrek
elegant solutions
frends
books
coffee wif sinnaming
houserockin musik
more books
floofy blankitz
lavender in flowerpot on windoesill
still more books
…an purrhaps just a fyoo nawtybois
*whispurrs* Tessie – teh lists ar awl alfamabetical. But pleez, do nawt feel bad – we has awl dun it teh furst tiem. Ai did. An menee odders. An – yur list wuz reelee gud, too!!
spechulle liek the “fyoo nawtybois”
Fank U 4 your kind words. I didn’t even notiss that lists wurr alfamabetticable until you poynty ended it out. I wuz finkin what good lists everybuddy thot up an also happy that somebuddy menshuned wind in the willows (one of my alltime best books!).
Nex time I wil make shure there are enuff nawtybois to share wif everywun.
gin ‘n tonic
halping handz
ice creem iz gud stuff
joyus danzing
kyoot kittehs
lots o’ laffs
maus is a gud stuff
new cheezfrenz postin their nawt-second commints
opossums !11!
gigglol!!! Opossums!! Beyond gud stuff!!!
pies – apple, peaches, pumpkin pies
quasars
root beer floats
starships!
teeny tiny kitties
underwear that’s comfortable, just comfortable.
(okay – the rythym been restored!)
Vast quantities of 43
wind in the willows
xtra-terrestrials
YNGs
Zen meditashuns
Munnies, lotsa
opalz an emeralds an garnetz an citrines
Pyooterz
ohia Janet.
we’ze typin at teh same tyme.
yew left out teh “N”, but
thats OK
yew can use mine.
wuts a N amung frenz?
Nuthing. Thankz fur teh “n.” apparehtlee ai Needed it moar than ai Noo.
Ai wuz so dazzled bai teh joolz. . .
I be tripping over da list. Feels klumsy.
LOLZ!! it waz. Ai think it wz awl the liquerz!!
Thanks. A triple Anything-90-Proof-Or-Higher will be fine…
hmmm. strongest i got is shiraz. sry.
Ok. I’ll get out the rubbing alchohol…
Oh noes. I can’t see, I can’t see…
How abowt sum Apfelkorn???
brandee iz gud
cognac iz gud
dandylyon wine iz gud
eau de vie iz gud
No, no, no! You’re supposed to say “Why not?”
LOLZ!!Hoo iz supposed to say it??
OK – Why not???
d00d – yu puts teh alkoholl in yer mouth maaaan…
an rubbing alkohol iznt so grate tastink…
trai dis Flor de Cana rum-iz gud
grappa iz gud
h(j)ose cuervo iz gud
Cuz I gots my eyes shut!
*rimshot*
*giglol*
I feels better now. Fanks to all!
An noa I shall disdepeer in a clownd of steem or sumpthin…
Mennee gigglolz!!! Believe it oar nawt, ai dint see that coming!
Now yoo can ask wai!!
Yoo had YER eyes shut. Duuuh!
But – cSmall yur list – it iz intersting.
Do yoo know Cuarenta y Trez ?
Well – yes. But . . .how did yoo know??
1) Cuarenta y Trez: YUM!
2) Some of you guys wouldn’t know an old vaudeville set-up if it bit you in the… um… leg.
Damn! I meant to post as me!
Sure, dude. WE know…
*Shutup*
*I never get to say anything*
*Shutup*
*Mom, he’s touching me*
*ShutUP*
Duz yoo meen mee?? becuz if so, yur rite.
*sigh*
remeber when yoo had to go to Spain to get teh Cuaranta y Trez??
an – do yoo liek Sambuca???
Wif perzactly 3 espresso beens floeted on top…
An I furst had teh 43 in Brazil…
Um… It’s me again…
Trinken Sie auch einen Kirschliquer mir mir, Herr Baron??
*whispurrs* ai noe. but – how did yoo doo that so fast? Ai traid it anit’z lost in spayce!
gigglolz – ai now haz 2 posts lost in spayce. Prolly arrive tomorrow. How idid yoo do yurs so fast???
*Excuse the rusty German*
Oh ja. Ich liebe die Kirsch. Gießen sie bitte…
They take 5-10 minutes to “clear”, like your very first post. They will show up soon.
That iz a reel purson. She waz mai jerman teecher in Salzburg. Ai thot it sounded verree nice. She wuz a furst (pun intended) cuzin to Paul Esterhazy.
Wun ov ar favoiets to say wuz “Horchet. Die Lerchen singen im Hain.”
Smilez awl around as ebreewun sayed “Horchet.”
Simplur times!!
Akshulle – ai think it shudda been “von und zu.”
but – no matter. *glug, glug* Heeer iz yur Kirschliquer. . .
Prosit!!!
Zum Wohl!
Gosh – awnlee too semesters. . . .
Allerdings, Herr Maus, sind wir nicht per du?
rau Janet… I iz runnin out ov teh germuns on tihs wun. “per” is stumpin me. Literal: Are we not ??? you.
Meant “Frau”. Sry.
Okeh. Beddy tiems. To Be Continued…
Vielleicht meint’s “We take care of you” oder “we’re on your side” ?
(ich soll auch ins Bett. Aber jetzt ist Kitteh-Spiel-Zeit…)
Somehow, teh kittehs kno wen bed-time iz, but tink bed-tiem iz saem az plai-tiem. Sillie bebehs.
Sorry – ai wuz lapsing into Austrian. Which can be verree diffrunt frum standard jerman. Yoo “gesiezt” mee. in odder wurds, yoo addressed me with ‘Sie” I was asking if we hadn’t aready passed on to the “Du” stage. Although, it wud bee a bit stranj to use “Herr” and “Du” in teh sayme sintence.
Prahps wud hav been moar cleer had ai sayed “Aber mein lieber Maus!! Sind wir nicht per Du??
Oar – maybee nawt!!
Ai doo becuz ai
1. Sang in jerman since about aj 11
2. Studied it fur 4 semesterz in collej
3. Went to skool (Mozarteum in Salzburg) in Austria
4. Libbed an werked in jermany fur menee years
5. Mai granparentz were frum jermanee (sort of) an ai haz a gazillion jerman relatives tath ai visit offen – ish.
And – PwnedbywKittehs – how izzit taht yoo can speek jerman???
Ai ackhullee – long az that wuz – wuzzn’t quite dun.
Just wanted to say taht ai am alwaiz verree interested to heer how it comes to bee that peepl lern odder languiges. What – so to speek – iz teh motivation!!
If jerman – wai jerman?? If Frawnsh – wai?
Alas – mai jerman iz nicht mehr so gut wie es einmal war. Reading abilititee duznt chanj – but speekin duz if yoo dont doo it fur a long time. Ai sumtiems find maiself awl tangled up in teh middul ov a sentence – reel eezee to do in jerman!!!
an Maus – that iz where English fails.
Becuz iz not “you.” (corse, yoo knows that). Du iz “thou” – an can has quite a diffruent meening. Oar at leest, that’s how it used to bee.
Used to bee *ahem* quite a majical moment wehn an acquaintance mooved frum “Sie” to “Du.” It cudn’t just happen. Wun had to formallee request it.
But – also – “Du” iz alwayz used wif chldren, animuls an relatifs. No need to ask.
Cud bee used liek a verb. “Sollen wir uns duzen?”
Oh – an wun last thing. “Per” used liek this iz preittee much just liek in English!!!
As “per” usual.
FURST!!!!! – post fur 7 March!!!
*moves away sew litenin wont hit me…*
hmm – i’z got sum Mozart choklit alkihol – iz urs if u liek. wii can all shares (an it coems in a nebber-emptying bottel, so doan wurry abowt running owt!)
Oooooo! PB2K – ai rellee liek that. Heer iz mai glass. Thankz!!!
*glub glub – fills glasses*
Dere yoo go, JH4K (an ebberybodee else)!
*klinks glasses*
Heer’s to teh Cheezfrenz!
Ai’ll put teh Mozart awn teh CCC fur futur mergencees.
A TOAST!!! Ai purrrrpose a toast – to awl gud frenz, yum thingz to drink, an wishing ebreewn teh best of helth an teh utmoast in happiness. An may we awl live furebber an ebber. . .
*hic*
It has a speshel link to Teh Nommy Cordials Uniberse…
ratz. dey putted teh bottlol away befour i gotted bak…
nebber-emptying bottel!!!!
liek teh wun Thor gotz wen hii goed 2 c teh nIce giantz haus
(um, i seez dis haz becumz a 2-tonic post; so herez teh sekkund wun:
Teh Balveninny Dubble Would)
anna sawft blankee!! Anna aspirin???
Maus – it’z hoepless. Ai dont think tehy eben reed enething. Ai think they just zoom thru gibbin out teh wun burgerz – an tehn go awn to sumthing else, nebber luking bak.
It reelee iz best, ai think – to just ignore them. If they think they ar hurting uz, it mite maek them happee – an we dont want that!!
Eneway – waht do wee care? We can alwaiz fix whateber damaj tehy mite hav dun!
an – tehy will nebber know teh joi ov seeing Sir Real in akshun!!!
I know… “Don’t Feed The Troll”.
*takes elebenty deep breaths*
Hav yoo seen what ai can doo wif mai pitchfork???
No. But I hope there’s lots of troll blood-n-guts…
A la Sam Pekinpah…
Watch!! Where yoo ar now.
lukki seben!!!
Heer’s a pillow 4 yor pore hed. Now lye stil, i sings u a lullaby.
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we’ll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
Beter nao?
hixtry ub trolls 2 b finded herez:
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/06/bbtv-a-brief-history.html
Wut u meen, teh cuuk sez hez outta samon?
Got spinach n mae teef?
Nex tu teh k9 toof on teh lef, Doc. Hurs lahk heck.
Watcha lukin at Boy?
Do I has a dirt on my face?
You don’t luk like my momma!
an dan we started kissin like dis…
ohnoes burgur troll strykz agenz!
bad trolley wolley, bad bad…
Kit Kat brake akshully a littl skarrie.
Iff Iz getz thru dis windowz U will B mi happi meal!
ohai turists. mai good fren teh tyger had sum fun modelling fer fotos wif larry. srsly. if yew cud just open that silly glass door, ay am sure i wud smile more for yew. jus think ub teh good pichers we cud make. eben better than Larry’s. trust me. rly.
Cumz a widdle closer an ai showz you mah happeh teef and clawz, too. Meow, ffffftttttt, fffffftttttt.
Jeepers Gripes! It’s a tourist! Get in the Car!
Deal…..or no deal?
Ah wants to nom nom nom UR face, human.
I said DON’T… CALL… ME… HOBBES!!!!
i promiz wif teh ful honour ub teh Hern – ur gonna luvz dis
i haz nawt gots teh url thru teh wurdprex, so figger dis awt!!!:::
goez 2 www dot boingboing dot net
b lukin 4 “A Brief History of Internet Trolls”
adn “ComplaintRemover promises to rid the Intertubes of LOLCats”
iz teh xtreme phunnnnies!!
indeed, is berry good funnies.
also on boingboing, checks out
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/05/remixing-the-london.html
Pd’B
sinz wii herez n teh cheep seets, wii kan tawk mormals!
Does WordPress eat longer urls? I see one of my attempts got through,
but the other didn’t. Advice?
ohai, Bamahern from bamalama!
i’ve learned that if you cut off the http:// off the address it will post almost immediately. maybe just coincidence, though.
thanx for posting the funnies.
hah- i think my post got eeted.
if you start the address with the www it will post almoast immediately. I may have just “proved” that point, because the post that just got eeted had the h… part innit. or,could be a coincidence.
oh, sure. now showup $%^&* ( ratzenfratzn stoopy …
Teh way it seems to wurk is taht URLs starting wif h t t p takes a looooonnnnggggg time to post. But if yewz cut off teh h t t p and jes starts wif w w w, tehn it posts pretty kwik. And, jes to show yew its rationality, wurdpretz puts the h t t p back awn!!1!
Phillipe – ai think yur on to sumthing!!
Insted of “wierdpress,” maybee gud wurd wud bee “wurdpretzel??” Seems to fit eben better!!
is troo, so troo.
wurdpretzel also haz sum kind of pron filter, ai thinks. one tyme i posts a commint (awn a serious thred) wif teh wurd h0m0s3xooal-ity (but spelled not in lolspeak). it tuk sum hours to appear.
Yoo did???? Ai neber saw it. Purrhaps it wuz wile ai wuz gone? Still havn’t had time to go bak an reed awl of those.
But ai do think yoo mite bee rite. Ai said . . sumthing. . .not that – but suemthing in teh same vein – I don’t think it EBER showed up. Whoooosh – gone.
delta squad thred, i thinks.
poor lion, stupid humans lock him up in a cage and then look at him like a bunch of retards all day, no wonder hes pissed off, animals just like ppl arent meant to live in cages
No, yu gotz it backwurds. Teh lion is OWTSIDE. Teh bakgrowund is a tipical corridor at teh Zhoomanity Park. Lion is jus doin whut all turists do, makin fases at teh exzibits.
Madness!
“I think mah meerar is broked!”
May I help you?
he is trying to steal your soul
rof!!!!1shift1!1!!
maiks meh tink of da cloun frum da muvy ‘it’
peeyoo! wen wuz teh last tiem yu brusheded yur teef? yur bref…it stinx!!1
Ah has a tictac ifn yoo wants it dood…
I thought of Tommy Lee Jones
Luk Im American
caption: “YOO’Z UGG-LEE!!!”
Your the one that my wife is cheating with. Lunch?
Just a test, here.
Yay, it werked!
Haha, this reminds me of my friend kimberly!
etuetutautautqe
hate to see his angry face!<:-(
This lion picture is the winner. hahahahahaha!
I AM NOTZ mufasa!!