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revenge, its mines soon…
muhhahahahahahahahaaa
dat wun evil laff. Be carful, u scarin meh.
co graduladuladulaulashuns taco for da nawt sekkund
ish mah furst furst ^_^
ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund ^_^
er as DH fambly simply sez, “check yer shoos.”
“splish splash, i wuz takin a baff
all upon a saddurday nite
rub a dub just a fightin in teh tub
tinkin dis wuz teh end ub mah life”
*dantses fur teh clebburlee qwick Taco!!*
/poor kitteh, sumboddee gunna draw back a nub!
o noes!
adn den i barf onnit after you clens up.
da hoomanz, dey disurve it. Cant kittehs cleen demselves just fine with da paws an toung?
Youshallee, yez – but der are ceptions, laik eff dey ged intu sumtin dat iz berry pleh and cant geditoff by selbs, or hyoomin don wand dem tu inchez–injes–nom-nom it. Laik car oil or greeze. Ai specks dat iz whad happen heer – luka laik kitteh haz been worked on allot by hyoomins and god alodda scrubbee.
Sumtimes berry big kittehs cant reech ebbryting demselves an needa be bathed. Naut de caze heer.
O i see. I has da lolbarncats, so dey live ow dey want oo.
Sum ov us also haf allergeez, an rinsin yur lolcat wif watur keeps allerjens down. Nawt wif soap, jus watur.
Troo. Its a gud idea to gets teh kitteh used to bein rinsed frum bery yung so kitteh nawt gets stressd out.
dunt fergit da snotty-sneezes …
ah da snottii sneezes… mi fav… nawt!@!!!
Oh noes! You gots him wet! You prolly fed hims too!
Oh noes! Poor kitteh will end up liek meh!
Gremlins are scary.
Ai had a Gremlin. It wuz ez to park n dint yooz alota gas.
Oh wate. U dont meen da Gremlin car.
and you doan eben wan to nows abouwt the shooz….
WHAO! 4-way tie fer nawt sekkind! Letz heer it 4 , in no pertikkaler order, Taco, Mary O’, Maus and zski. We gotz half a square fer da skware danzin, huh.
tehre ar manee dansez dat ar liek squares, but rekwire onlee 4 peeps.
(tehre ar alzo manee taht can haz “as manee as will”)
will what?
“foar as manee as will” is a old-fa, old-fash – classic deskripshun of sum danzes (liek teh Virginia Reel, an mostes modrun contra danzes) that meens teh danze is for as manee peeps as want tu danze. Meens danze is nawt limited (liek a skware, whish can onlee haz 8 peeps).
To sum up: Teh Moar Teh Merrrierererer!
i knowz – i wuz funnin. I iz myoozishun an playz fur English Country Danse sumtimes
oof! I totalee fell fer taht, nebber saw it comin!
I sumtiems dances teh English Country Danse, but I danses moar (and calls) teh contra danses. I lieks tehm bof, tho’.
And of course: Care-Troll Bait!
I wish we could invent “Burger-Troll Bait”. A comment so enticing that it’s irresistable, and also would blind the troll to all other posts. The poor critter would sit there all day clicking “one burger, one burger, one burger”, and we could go on with our fun.
“I have a dream…”
“A comment so enticing. . .”
That iz, in an ov itself, an enticing comment!
An I wuz jus abowt 2 yell “foto-shopt!” cuz there sno blud in teh picshur.
Binglol all arownd!
GO GO GADGET CLAWS~
My. The One-Burger Troll is out early this afternoon.
did that fiks it? I gaev everibuddy 5 burgrz.
noes it did NOT fiks it. I will pee on eberyting wordpress owns?
It helps. I prolly shudnt evun menshun it. If yoo dont feed the trolls, tehy offen goes away. Evenshooly…
well, it helps, but i fink its an average ob all teh botes. You guys can get some gatorade at the CCC; Maus can control Fyumi Gator.
sry, gotta go twerk.
TTFN!
go pound dem keeys!
C’mon Fyumi. Let me grab my TrollSabre © and we’ll go troll trackin…
I can has Wack-a-Troll?
Yoo has a TrollSabre (c thingy)???
Ai just has mai pitchfork. Werkz prittee gud, though.
Well… just teh plastik kind wif teh battrees. An I maeks teh “woom woom” noise wehn I swings it. Fyumi duz most of teh werks…
LUV the “woom woom” noise!!
Ai had a Maserati wunz that maed teh best “vroom vroom” noise yoo cud imajin!!
Ai think maybee yur “woom woom” skeered teh troll away.
Feer nawt – ai’m bak.
Oh… you were gone…?
LOLZ – gigglolz. . .a riposte!! a riposte – mai kingdom fur a riposte. . .
Which for some demented reason reminds me of the production of Richard III in The Goodbye Girl…
Maus!!! This is just nawt FAIRE!!! Ai noe az gud az nuthing about what yoo doo – teh simplest splanashun maekz mai aiez sorta glayze over – an yet – yoo know as much aobut what AI do az do.
Ai’m a REELEE gud stage direiktor. Yoo doo that too??? An a fren hoo iz a pianist wuz wunz so impressed with mai coaching uv hiz wife (a mezzo) that he gave mee a COMPLEET set Goethe (in jerman, ov corse.) But . . .yoo can eben speek jerman!!!
must be SUMthing. . .
I is “teh compleet nerd ov manee fings”. An I am cursed/blessed wif a
pornophotografic memree.I duznt direckt: I purrfurs on-stage. But sumdae, proly, since “I ain’t as young as I used ta be”. As for Germun: I has furgotted a lot more tahn I rememburs. But I can still pron… prun… say it.
Yoo ar also blest wif a VERREE sharp wit! But – hao an where did yoo lern this Germun that oo has furgotted more ov???
University. Two semesters *mumblemumble* years ago, but with a very talented instructor. It “stuck like glue”.
Wayte!! wayte!! Ai noe. Yoo wuz in teh armee an stayshuned in jermanee???
Nope. See above.
Just too semesters???? Yoo AR gud.
Maybe. Herr McNabb (a good Scotsman, lol) had a gift for teaching
I dunno why but teh ideeya uv Herr McNabb, a gud Scotsman, teeching German, just crakked meh up!
*cant stawp giggling*
yup. he be wearin a kilt in my maginashun.
Yah, a kilt – but wit leather leederhosen under it!
Tehre’s so little kitteh inside tehre when teh fur is all damped down! And so much anksai… angzi… fear/worry!
Mebee littel kitteh insyde furz but BIG FEERC kitteh insyde taht insyde!
Mebee we shud calls teh kitteh “Christian”…
i are liking dis comment.
*pondurs*
hao wuz i 2 no taht teh wyte-down-teh-bak “kitteh” wud sprays me liek taht??
Ai juzz wanna be frenz n plai!
an wut abawt teh porossitee uv teh skin? kitteh cud catch teh nee-moaneeah!
Yew mayde me laffs owt lowd at tihs wun. Ko-werkers tink aim nutz ennyway, tho.
kitteh nawt get nee moaneeah, cuz teh baff iz beein adminnistered bai a lysensed vet tek
Tonite U dine in Hell
Eh, teh kitteh don luk lyk eet howd mush pee ne ways. hau bad culd eet bee?
He planzon drinkkin alod and alod all naite long. Goes quik-thru an out.
u r in troublez now.
http://www.wannasmile.com
“u-r-in troublez” ??
*** heddesk!!
Ow! Dat hurted!
oh, I iz sloe on teh uptaek todai.
I jes getted it.
*heddesk*
Ai tink I’z jus gonna leeb mah hed on teh desk. Tink mah boss will notise?
Diz kitteh luks laik tranchula lakkin a few feets.
spydie kat spydie kat doos whtevr eh spydie kat doos.
I’be had dat nitemare!!!
poor kitty!
tunite… the minits seem liek hourz.. the hourz goez so slowley… and keep my eyez closed tiiiiiiite….
Christenings can be an awful confoosin’ time fer de young infantse….
LOLZ!!
Ju notic de unfare vantagez twoz huumanz to de won kitteh wiz de pointy claws. Otterz disvantagez kitteh furrz holdenz twoz timez wait oz de kitteh.
Why? Why do people wash cats? Cats are perfectly capable of washing themselves. Let them be.
Youshallee, yez – but der are ceptions, laik eff dey ged intu sumtin dat iz berry pleh and cant geditoff by selbs, or hyoomin don wand dem tu inchez–injes–nom-nom it. Laik car oil or greeze. Ai specks dat iz whad happen heer – luka laik kitteh haz been worked on allot by hyoomins and god alodda scrubbee.
Sumtimes berry big kittehs cant reech ebbryting demselves an needa be bathed. Naut de caze heer.
1 uv my kittehs gotted up close & personal wif a skunk.
Him wanted to coming in2 deh hous.
I sed DO NOT WANT!!!
I gaved him deh tomato juus baf.
him sed DO NOT WANT!!
Obyusly u neber had a IBD kitteh.
NOBODY wants to lick poop off theyself. Ebe na baff is bedder.
i found a stray once a couple of years back that had gotten trapped in a small space and spent a couple of days getting muddy and getting a bit of its own waste on itself. would you expect that cat to lick itself clean?
she didn’t like the bath at first, but once she realized that she no longer reeked of stagnant mud and her own urine, i never saw a cat so happy to be under a running faucet…before i could call the Humane Society rep to came get her, it took me an extra fifteen minutes to convinc her her that she did not need to run back into the tub
if my other two kittehs were not so bitchy toward other cats, i would have kept her myself
Dat berry sweet story.
Ai wunner ef she stihl laikta taek batts. Turn on tap, an heere she cum!
Maybe it makes the human feel important. Maybe the human thinks s/he is better than a cat.
…Heh!…The fool!….
Until today, his peeps thot he wuz tu big to sneek into teh air duckts.
Today he did it.
Now tehy know how he did it – he wuz a spidurcat under all teh floof.
But wayt! Aym not trayned in teh watter ballay!
Ah needs mah swim finz!
Highly irate cat’s
porous skin absorbs the bath
for nocturnal use.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha…haha…ha…snerk…haha…
*deep breath*
Phew!
*looks back at monitor*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KickahahOta – wunderful as alwaiz!!
Do yoo remember where the grate “Haiku Battle” between yoo an Teho iz? Ai wanted to show it to sumwun, but ai cudn’t find it.
“Ebbery yeer, trilyuns of porus kittehs am dizolved or faytuly dilooted by baffwatur. Dis am nawt funee oar kyoot, ittz abyooss and ebberywun hu tinks it am funneh shud be ashaymed
Ai noze whut i am talking abowt, i is a Vet tech, a haer stylist, a bowling-ball, a volkswagon and a Legal Professhunul
Donut do dis, PLZ DONUT DO DIS”
/caretroll
Much awesome win!!1!1
Ebbery yeer???? trilyuns?????
my gosh. dat’s jes awful
Rly? I is a vet tech, a profeshunal boddy piercer, a stripper, a toaster, a platypus, and a aer condishuner.
Ur rite, baffin kittehs are VERY DANJERUS. Maeks teh kitteh wet an teh hous smel liek pee.
fatally dylooted by baffwatter……hee hee hee……
az a kwalifyd purrfesshnal, i muss agree wif teh Crapture. i knoe wut i’z talkin bowt, cuz i’z a lysensed
akshun figgur
ballayreena
coffy maykur
detectective
experimentishun
filosopher
goggie walka
heisenberg compensator repair purson
inershul damper technishun
jumper of kitteh upchux
kickboxer
lyme taster
Moth Watcher
Nightlight Repair Tech
Off-Site Work Avoidance Specialist
Pooper scooper
Qualitative floof analyst
Race car driver
Selective Service Avoidance Tech
Tickle Technique Research Subject
And…
Udder things…Like:
Vaudevillian Veteran
Winsome Writer
Xenodochial Xenophiliac (I didn’t say anthing dirty, but I learned something!)
Yellow sunshine furr deh kittehs to sunbathe in
Ooops rong list.
shudn’t try 2 do 2 things @ wunse
i dunno. looks like a kewl occupashun to me !!!
i can has job as yello sunshine furr de kittehs adn get payed for it?? Pleeeeze?
Ai tink ai waz practissin diz widdout a license….Barty-bu got onmai lap and lay der and lay der whaile ai pets and pets. Izzat hau iz done?
Yak Herder
Zoologikal Zebra Eggspert
Haz fisshun lizenze…duz dat count? Nebber cach n keep fish – juz trai tu annoi dem. Mozzlee dey juz laff.
Da poynty endz! Da poynty endz! Ai’m afeered of da ponty endz!
sry kitteh
yr spiky clause have no grip on tihs ultrasmooth porselain!
muhahahahaha!
Why not wash kitteh with gentl shower sprayng? Gentl sproodl sproodl, kitteh like it. Big tap like stones on kitteh.
Good idee! Uzin handheld shauer at juz warm temp so hardlee feel water.
Ai habs impresshun diz picher wazan emerchencee batt.
I fink you rite. My kitteh fell in stagnt pond, stinkee poo poo poo. Real beh!
Yeah, sweet revenge! Cat pee really smells…
Jakc Bower cuntinyoos tew torchur teh kitteh foar enfoarmayshun!
poor kitteh!
…And then I tehrz it tu shredz wif my pointy endz! See dem?
Soooo cute.. kitteh takes revenge!
holy gwakuhmowlee! I faut eet was teh camul SPIDUR! D:
butt, eetz juss a wet… err, kitteh
Well, Maus, maybe if;n you weren’t so delighted at the prospect of using a sword on people who object to the endless parade of cats-fighting-baths photos that seems to now dominate, we “care trolls” wouldn’t have so many targets…
I agree there might be reasons for washing a cat…but I’m not sure what the reason is for having a photo of some terrified cat getting washed every other day.
If that makes me a troll, just let me find a bridge and call me “olly”
I’m sure a suitable traffic crossover can be found nearby, Olly!
But Daphne – just becuz yoo (oar enewun) mite nawt liek teh pikshur iz no reezun to giv teh COMMINTS low burgerz.
An teh cat luks way moar mad tahn terrified. An teh funneh part iz nawt the kitteh az such – but teh kitteh swaring rebenj!
there ar sum pikchurs heer sumtiems that ai dont like so much either, but ai wud NEBBER give teh comminter low burgerz becuz ov that. That’s wai teh pikchur haz it own burger count.
Daphne, habbin okayshnal pickshers ub mad kittehz gettin a baff iz teh funneh becuz menny ub uz haz had tu du diz sum tiem. It duzznt meen we finkz itz okay tu gib teh saem kitteh baffz as freekwintly az baff pickshers appeerz. Moas peepz heer unnerstans dat kitteh-baff iz a eckstreem sit chew way shun.
Sumtiemz we maekz owr kidz mad by gibbin tehm a baff, duzzint we? awr by denyin tehm sumfin? iz a akt ob lub, nawt kroolty.
Purrsunally, i laffz at baff pix saem az i laffs at kitteh-inna-stoopy-kostyoom pix, kittehz-wif-weird-eckspreshun pix, an kitteh-stuk-inna-cowch-kushinz pix — i laffz inna faif dat dey’z nawt acks ub kroolty, jus konsern an lubanaffeckshun.
i wud wurry bowt sickentwisted peepz iffn i seed krool comintz heer. but i preddy shur peepz heer reely lubz kittehz an uvver aminalz.
So Daphne pleez donut wurry bowt teh kitteh-baff pickshers. Hab faif dat peepz heer is kynd. Teh bess we kin du tu maek a diffrins iz halp owr lokal aminal shelter tu prebent kroolty.
[[[[[Daphne an cheezfrenz]]]]
Berry naiz, Moe.
Ai tink we shud trai be mornicer tu peeps dat espress a dissentin opinion. Afferawl, iz quide normal naut tu agree wid ebbryting all deh taime, an we ahl ken stihl be cheezfrenz. Affer ahl, de supreemcourt justers hab dissentin opinyuns alldeh taim, an dey all lub eeach udder, no?
Ken we be kaind tu ebbryune?
[[[[[[Daphne & Moe & ebbryune elze an den Daphne agin]]]]]
Jajeh, whut yoo is speekin is gud ideea. Der is rum in owr ICHC frendsheeps fur sum different opinyuns abow tings. Blessed ar teh peece-maykers; Moe, niec post.
{hugs awl arownd}
Daphne, try being happy for Kitteh – that he/she evidently has a home and folks who care enough to bring Kitteh to snuggle-able condition. I see no sign of negligence or abuse here, just a Kitteh not in agreement with what has been deemed best for its health. An of course, Kitteh thinks it knows best!
Luks tu mee laik kitteh iz been handlud gentlee, gentlee. Luk at hand at reer, rinsing off sofftlee.
Ai tink kitteh naut tu terriblee uncomfurrble or distressed. Juz duzznt laik a whole big bunch an wihl be glad wen iz dun. Gets draid n snorgled soon.
Diz iz one lucky puddy-tat, bein gentlee washed and lubbed.
Oner what kitteh got intu?
Good points, Janet, Jenniffuurr…
I agree that it’s nice the kitteh has home and nice hoomans…
But if you read early comments, before I chimein, it was like some people were sort of disappointed and hoping to find a “care troll” to attack…I just stepped up.
Still don’t get how it’s wrong to not enjoy photos of cats in distress. I have given them baths myself…to get rid of fleas and sometimes when … um… well, you know “messy fur pants…”
*Found nice cardboard box for new home under bridge…thinking of getting a cat…*
I got bited bad last time I tried this.
LOL!
Ai got shreddeded wen ai tryed to baff mai owld Dusty kitteh! Fur the care trolls, he had diarrhea and it was all over in his long fur. Would YOU let your kitteh run around like that and expect HIM to clean it up??? Yeesh.
according to your vote gobbler, guess so.
Yeesh indeed.
dis like ma kitteh, he peez on efrytin we oens, wedder we spoilz im ore notz
i peez on yooz while u sleepz. u wash me agen, u luze familie memberz 1 afta anudda
sm herz. i kilz mi hooman after shi put mi n a frly pnk dres. swl=splodes wit lafter arn iz cwoot?
=-=
Fear the bathtub! Looks like me wee kitty!
reading…try it
Do Not Want!!!!1!!
DO NOT WANT
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this is sooooooooooo a great pix
I wonder if they know that cats kleen themselves?
wen tha wondr why u die in sleeep, it waz hys fault.