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revenge, its mines soon…
muhhahahahahahahahaaa
dat wun evil laff. Be carful, u scarin meh.
co graduladuladulaulashuns taco for da nawt sekkund
ish mah furst furst ^_^
ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund ^_^
er as DH fambly simply sez, “check yer shoos.”
“splish splash, i wuz takin a baff
all upon a saddurday nite
rub a dub just a fightin in teh tub
tinkin dis wuz teh end ub mah life”
*dantses fur teh clebburlee qwick Taco!!*
/poor kitteh, sumboddee gunna draw back a nub!
adn den i barf onnit after you clens up.
da hoomanz, dey disurve it. Cant kittehs cleen demselves just fine with da paws an toung?
Youshallee, yez - but der are ceptions, laik eff dey ged intu sumtin dat iz berry pleh and cant geditoff by selbs, or hyoomin don wand dem tu inchez–injes–nom-nom it. Laik car oil or greeze. Ai specks dat iz whad happen heer - luka laik kitteh haz been worked on allot by hyoomins and god alodda scrubbee.
Sumtimes berry big kittehs cant reech ebbryting demselves an needa be bathed. Naut de caze heer.
O i see. I has da lolbarncats, so dey live ow dey want oo.
Sum ov us also haf allergeez, an rinsin yur lolcat wif watur keeps allerjens down. Nawt wif soap, jus watur.
Troo. Its a gud idea to gets teh kitteh used to bein rinsed frum bery yung so kitteh nawt gets stressd out.
dunt fergit da snotty-sneezes …
ah da snottii sneezes… mi fav… nawt!@!!!
Oh noes! You gots him wet! You prolly fed hims too!
Oh noes! Poor kitteh will end up liek meh!
Gremlins are scary.
Ai had a Gremlin. It wuz ez to park n dint yooz alota gas.
Oh wate. U dont meen da Gremlin car.
and you doan eben wan to nows abouwt the shooz….
WHAO! 4-way tie fer nawt sekkind! Letz heer it 4 , in no pertikkaler order, Taco, Mary O’, Maus and zski. We gotz half a square fer da skware danzin, huh.
tehre ar manee dansez dat ar liek squares, but rekwire onlee 4 peeps.
(tehre ar alzo manee taht can haz “as manee as will”
will what?
“foar as manee as will” is a old-fa, old-fash - classic deskripshun of sum danzes (liek teh Virginia Reel, an mostes modrun contra danzes) that meens teh danze is for as manee peeps as want tu danze. Meens danze is nawt limited (liek a skware, whish can onlee haz 8 peeps).
To sum up: Teh Moar Teh Merrrierererer!
i knowz - i wuz funnin. I iz myoozishun an playz fur English Country Danse sumtimes
oof! I totalee fell fer taht, nebber saw it comin!
I sumtiems dances teh English Country Danse, but I danses moar (and calls) teh contra danses. I lieks tehm bof, tho’.
And of course: Care-Troll Bait!
I wish we could invent “Burger-Troll Bait”. A comment so enticing that it’s irresistable, and also would blind the troll to all other posts. The poor critter would sit there all day clicking “one burger, one burger, one burger”, and we could go on with our fun.
“I have a dream…”
“A comment so enticing. . .”
That iz, in an ov itself, an enticing comment!
An I wuz jus abowt 2 yell “foto-shopt!” cuz there sno blud in teh picshur.
Binglol all arownd!
GO GO GADGET CLAWS~
My. The One-Burger Troll is out early this afternoon.
did that fiks it? I gaev everibuddy 5 burgrz.
noes it did NOT fiks it. I will pee on eberyting wordpress owns?
It helps. I prolly shudnt evun menshun it. If yoo dont feed the trolls, tehy offen goes away. Evenshooly…
well, it helps, but i fink its an average ob all teh botes. You guys can get some gatorade at the CCC; Maus can control Fyumi Gator.
sry, gotta go twerk.
TTFN!
go pound dem keeys!
C’mon Fyumi. Let me grab my TrollSabre © and we’ll go troll trackin…
I can has Wack-a-Troll?
Yoo has a TrollSabre (c thingy)???
Ai just has mai pitchfork. Werkz prittee gud, though.
Well… just teh plastik kind wif teh battrees. An I maeks teh “woom woom” noise wehn I swings it. Fyumi duz most of teh werks…
LUV the “woom woom” noise!!
Ai had a Maserati wunz that maed teh best “vroom vroom” noise yoo cud imajin!!
Ai think maybee yur “woom woom” skeered teh troll away.
Feer nawt - ai’m bak.
Oh… you were gone…?
LOLZ - gigglolz. . .a riposte!! a riposte - mai kingdom fur a riposte. . .
Which for some demented reason reminds me of the production of Richard III in The Goodbye Girl…
Maus!!! This is just nawt FAIRE!!! Ai noe az gud az nuthing about what yoo doo - teh simplest splanashun maekz mai aiez sorta glayze over - an yet - yoo know as much aobut what AI do az do.
Ai’m a REELEE gud stage direiktor. Yoo doo that too??? An a fren hoo iz a pianist wuz wunz so impressed with mai coaching uv hiz wife (a mezzo) that he gave mee a COMPLEET set Goethe (in jerman, ov corse.) But . . .yoo can eben speek jerman!!!
must be SUMthing. . .
I is “teh compleet nerd ov manee fings”. An I am cursed/blessed wif a
pornophotografic memree.I duznt direckt: I purrfurs on-stage. But sumdae, proly, since “I ain’t as young as I used ta be”. As for Germun: I has furgotted a lot more tahn I rememburs. But I can still pron… prun… say it.
Yoo ar also blest wif a VERREE sharp wit! But - hao an where did yoo lern this Germun that oo has furgotted more ov???
University. Two semesters *mumblemumble* years ago, but with a very talented instructor. It “stuck like glue”.
Wayte!! wayte!! Ai noe. Yoo wuz in teh armee an stayshuned in jermanee???
Nope. See above.
Just too semesters???? Yoo AR gud.
Maybe. Herr McNabb (a good Scotsman, lol) had a gift for teaching
I dunno why but teh ideeya uv Herr McNabb, a gud Scotsman, teeching German, just crakked meh up!
*cant stawp giggling*
yup. he be wearin a kilt in my maginashun.
Yah, a kilt - but wit leather leederhosen under it!
Tehre’s so little kitteh inside tehre when teh fur is all damped down! And so much anksai… angzi… fear/worry!
Mebee littel kitteh insyde furz but BIG FEERC kitteh insyde taht insyde!
Mebee we shud calls teh kitteh “Christian”…
i are liking dis comment.
*pondurs*
hao wuz i 2 no taht teh wyte-down-teh-bak “kitteh” wud sprays me liek taht??