Comments on: OH NO’S

By: madison the great

madison the great — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:41:38 +0000

wheres teh favorite button?

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:17:51 +0000

dat wud beez sos phun cbsb! weez awl preddi muc libs atz da Powells booktroplois!
Ifnz u goes der, don furget to tak lawg piec ub wul frum yur wulgafterin n makz trailz fru da stor or u neber getz owt again!

momcat

( spoose lib two surviv wun moar dai at da wurk…. sos twoday up dai….. weil seez bout mondai…)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:20:55 +0000

Dis shudda gotted tuns ub votes. Gess it came too late.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:20:01 +0000

gud wun.

By: auburngal

auburngal — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:27:53 +0000

Kitty tummy tuck??!!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:24:11 +0000

Jellee cat!

Ai trizing to leeb u 5-burgers, but no madder hau manee taimz ai click n id sez tank-ooz, dey dohn show ub.

By: penguin vs panda

penguin vs panda — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:40:53 +0000

I had a cat just like this one, not a bone in its body

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:57:11 +0000

OHai, JCH4K! Fanx 4 sharin bowt Jenifer, whu muss b a wunnerful kitteh lurver, az well az lurvin udder animulz. Tellz hur ai feelz hur payn, sins ai wuz moss terribleh dissapoynted az a kitteh wen I traid n traid, but kudunt flai liek teh burdeez. Mai mommeh yust 2 laff n laff, mutch layter, ob korss, at teh rekollekshun ob meh flappin mai armz moss fyuriusly, sadlee 2 no abaal.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:56:55 +0000

I wishes I culd see teh drips…yu spose theyr eensy littul blak kittehs?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:44:12 +0000

Dis puhr kitteh waz bathed bai sumeone whu naud hab licenz fur anyting, and dis is rezult. Kitteh haz melted an iz dizzolving.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:22:05 +0000

Whut a lubbly purpel blankee!

I sings a welkum bak sawng fur yoo, CBSB! Tis a wish fur happier tiems fur yoo!

Old man trubbel, I dont mind heem. Yoo wont find heem rownd mah door!
I got starlite, I got sweet dreemz, we got ICHC – hoo culd ask fur ennything moar

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:44:54 +0000

Ah haz eggzaktlee teh saym thots az U 2.

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:05:44 +0000

Hai Kittehlessjon! Naw u can has kittehs!!! Ai lubs dat!! An tuxeedoes b grate kittehs!!

Tanx fur teh gud thots. U noe muving owt ov vrey ’spensive LA nawt a bad eye-deeah! CBSB nawt an actriss, nawt a screanriter,nawt a prodoosir sew noe reel reesun 2 b heer an clog up teh trafic.

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:01:33 +0000

gascat/momcat: sawrry 2 here all deh up agin, duwn agin prublims spoose b havin wiff evul boss. Dat mayk meh sadd. Ai had Lyar boss ware Ai gots layd off frum. Ai hoep it all gits bettur.
U mentshin oregun an dat remind meh dat Ai wants 2 mebee mayks teh moov dere won dai soon! Powells buk stoer iz b teh best!
Ai say mah kitteh pwayers fur u an ur spoose an deh jawb. Mebee sum dai we b meetung on streets ov oregun!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:18:01 +0000

Hai – Feelionophiliac!! Ai reelee lubs teh Elphaba!

Wehn teh buk furst came out, ai red it wif delited “gasps,” becuz she iz just liek mai wunnerful niece Jenifer, who iz also a Biologist. Jennierfer eben LUKS liek Elphaba – cept she iz nawt green – an, moast sadlee, cannawt defy grabbitee!!

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:57:17 +0000

iz in a hed realin timz atz da momet- spoose eber cupla weekz frum bein firedz or cupla weekz frum getn promotion n movin bak to oregun. Himz gotz da meeni boss, shez putz him onda 30 day by by plan (end ub March) whenz uder persum in da compani ofber himz new job.
furst meeni boss seis iz ok for himz to transmer……. den nex dai seis “oh butz u on purrrformanc plan, I mightz nawt letz you transmer afer awl. Deh planz himz on is pie inda sky goalz, don fink eben ceilin catz cud do it awl, himz preddey shur himz nawt gona mak it on da plan.
Iz fraid spoose is gona crac wif awl dis yes-no-yes-no stuf.
I feelz lik a kitteh onda feris whel sumtimz up, sumtimz down.

sos I unnerstan cbsb- no fun nawt nowin whut happin wif joobz….

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:42:08 +0000

I fink deh waiz paided- neber cud makz mai slinki go down da stairz.
Intermestin- itiy bitty slinkiz becumin populart, I gotz seberal fur mai kiddamoes at skool n deh disappereded in a week!

fishykitteh haz wun shu lurves it… n cawlz it georg……

momcat

By: laughoutloud

laughoutloud — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:28:00 +0000

has to be photoshopped

By: KittehlessJon

KittehlessJon — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:42:11 +0000

cbsb,

Menny gud thots tu yu! Aye kno wut ’tis lyke tu bi unem- umin- tu habs noh jobz. Wuz owtta wurk fr ober a yr ’til Aye moobed tu O-o-o-o-ok-la-homa n 2006. Den wuz out ub werkz fr free munfs a yr latrz. But awl iz way-ull naow. Wurkinz atta playse Aye njoy, wif gud folx.

Cheerzes n huggles!

Semi-kittehlessJon (new GF has two tuxedo kittehs)

By: greasycat

greasycat — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:08:41 +0000

Hello Dali,
Well, hello Dali.
It’s so nice to have you
back where you belong!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:27:51 +0000

nooooes, dey be steelin my naem!

p.s. mary 0 = sweepea.

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:08:29 +0000

Hee hee …. ur rite, K T Cat! Ai fink Ceiling Cat n Someone Even Hyer is luking out fur all uv us!!!

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:07:26 +0000

Fanx, thisncat. I feel dose thawts! I shure wills!

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:05:44 +0000

awwwww … dis purpel blnkie sew sawft ….. an dis chokklit … mmmmmmm …. sew meltie …… Ai feels sew mutch betturs.

Thx, Lyanthya!!

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:04:05 +0000

Hai Janet!!! Ai been missung u mutch 2!!

Gud point. Ai noe wants 2 borrow moar monies OR owes mah landlords moar (than hims knows Ai b owing hims!!!)

An I b luckies 2 still b havins a mawm (as crazee as hers b!! lolz).

Thanks foar ur gud points. Will keeps u posttud an HOEPS 2 b on ichc MUTCH MOAR OFFEN NOAW!!!

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:00:10 +0000

hai trtskh! gud encurrajment! gud 2 sea u! as longe as we gots eech uvur wee can has alweighs lands on hour feets!

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:58:37 +0000

Fanx, sweepea!! Wee lolfrens muss stix 2gever!!

(u anee reelashen 2 da sweepea on prah jec runaway?)

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:56:45 +0000

Tanx, CH!! Mah lyf b chayngin’ but iz alweighs 4 teh bettur (speshlee if gets moar tym wiff ichc an lolfrenz!!)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:18:24 +0000

or an incorrigible one…

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:15:29 +0000

o. i thot the slinkehs liked teh stairs, but maybe tehy were just beeing paid to do that in teh slinkeh commershuls….

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:11:01 +0000

nok nok
whose ther?
Surrealist Kitteh
Surrealist Kitteh who?
teh fish

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:09:05 +0000

at leest kitteh still has surface tenshun…
…if you havun’t got that, u havn’t got anething, rite?

By: K T Cat

K T Cat — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:36:02 +0000

You can has our prayers. Maybe Ceiling Cat and Someone Even Hyer luk out for u

By: thisncat

thisncat — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:27:28 +0000

cbsb, yu has teh grate attytude. Yu will land awn yor feetz. Only good thawts comin yor way. Keep us uptodate.

By: Sir Real

Sir Real — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:53:08 +0000

Hey! I resemble taht remark…

By: octochan

octochan — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:39:37 +0000

iz teh lyve-akshun Choo-Choo Bear!

By: Cookie's Human

Cookie's Human — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:26:04 +0000

Pleeze, haz sum danses wid Sir Reel. Just don’t say anything to him about the two eyes on one side of hiz head.

Regarding being surreal in the mirror or a spayshal anolomee, I prefers to be a spayshal anolome…that ways, Kirk will comes and explores me.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:16:21 +0000

teh rat takes teh cheez
and teh cheez standz aloan!!

By: Lyanthya

Lyanthya — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:13:16 +0000

Ack! Trubbles, trubbles. Heer is a purple blankie an sum hawt chokklit for yew. Ai hope stuffs iz beter sun.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:10:32 +0000

Kitteh inz reelakkzd
stayt seemz 2 beekumz flooid.
Den Kitteh waykz up!

Seedayt in reepoaz.
Limburr limmz dripz sloallllllleeeee
lyke a Dallee clokk

Kitteh wurkz az hard
atz sleepeeng az Hewminz wurkz
atz stayeeng awake

No wun rellisshez
sleep moar tahn a Kitteh wiff
a wawrm, full belleh

Kitteh purrz in sweet
dreemlandz, yetz will waykunnz
at t3h slytesst sownd

Jack.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:08:09 +0000

Thanks fur telling uz that, catbsb. I wuz still lurking in Jooly when yoo said that, an hav been keeping up wif yur reports eber since. Jobs ar reelee hard to get these daiz – but evenshulee, shurlee sumting wil turn up.

In teh meenwile, it’s reelee grate to hav yoo bak!!!

Ai say – go ahead an moove bak wif yur mawm befoar yoo has to borrow ene moar munnies. It wont be so bad. Menee menee peepl ar having to do that these days. An sum unforchunate wuns dont HAV a mawm.

we (ai) hav been missing you mutch, too!!

By: Cookie's Human

Cookie's Human — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:04:07 +0000

I don’t likes da snaykes, but I can’t imajine dat they enjoys being throne down da stairs eether!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:54:45 +0000

teh difrence is taht
slinkee kittehs do not like being throne down stairs

By: trtskh

trtskh — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:49:18 +0000

teh troall mayd himz rownd again, I seez

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:46:43 +0000

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa… Oh mai. Furst we wuz “classic!” an now “surreal.” It hardlee getz ene funnier than thiz. . .in a verree surreal way.

Can ai danz wif Sir Reel too? an then, CH – ai rayse mai root beer flote mug to yoo an yur as alwaiz super Nawt Second!!

By: jjtucker

jjtucker — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:42:35 +0000

stupid WP!

This was for cbsb to go under Mary O’s comment!

Pleh!

By: jjtucker

jjtucker — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:41:49 +0000

just don’t stare at the closed one for too long. sounds like you’re doing everything right.

saying cheezprayerz for you; sending hearts and stars,
jjtucker

By: Missy

Missy — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:40:51 +0000

An inconvenient kitteh better than an incontinent kitteh.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:38:56 +0000

otay! wii haz tew hurri! teh aiscreem starts tew melt teh instant ai pullz it owt of teh freezur!
*scoop, scoop*
*SHOOOOOO, fizz*
*scoop, scoop*
dere yu goes!

By: Missy

Missy — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:36:56 +0000

Flat cat went splat, lost her fat, fine wit dat.