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Dali Kitteh - just needs a matching watch.
cog rat ululashuns, 0 b0rg queen.
duz we do rat ululashuns here? Nawt sekkund, u catches teh rat…..
teh rat takes teh cheez
and teh cheez standz aloan!!
Teh persistence ob Kitteh
(Concats, btw to bof u an M o’S fur teh fantabulous nawt sekunds! Wuld u liek sum absinthe an sum surreal danzing?)
Sir Reale dancing sounds good. Iz he handsome, too?
But ob coarse! (altho’, Ai’z nawt shur if he qualifiez fer teh nawty barn’s irining job - I tink he iz, but dat’s jes mai tinking)
An a berry gud danser
Congrats CH an sweepea (MO’?) on nawt sekund! Sir Reale is danzin a reel to teh tune ob My Cat Sally with the Floppy Belleh. An a 1, ana 2….
ohai, zauberflote! ai kan haz sum moer ov dat deeeeelishus choklit caek ov yurs? thx!
Ah haz eggzaktlee teh saym thots az U 2.
Cungratz, Hyooman ov teh Cookie! Wut yur drink bee tewdai?
HALP!!1! ai iz viktum ov teh trollz!
Root beer float - but, hurry, B4 the eye-skream melts wid da kitteh!
otay! wii haz tew hurri! teh aiscreem starts tew melt teh instant ai pullz it owt of teh freezur!
*scoop, scoop*
*SHOOOOOO, fizz*
*scoop, scoop*
dere yu goes!
Dat sooo klevah, ch!!!!
Iz what I experiences in front of da mirror - I iz either becoming surreal, or I iz becoming a spatial analomeee. Either ways, I’d better go haz a peece of choklate.
BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa… Oh mai. Furst we wuz “classic!” an now “surreal.” It hardlee getz ene funnier than thiz. . .in a verree surreal way.
Can ai danz wif Sir Reel too? an then, CH - ai rayse mai root beer flote mug to yoo an yur as alwaiz super Nawt Second!!
Pleeze, haz sum danses wid Sir Reel. Just don’t say anything to him about the two eyes on one side of hiz head.
Regarding being surreal in the mirror or a spayshal anolomee, I prefers to be a spayshal anolome…that ways, Kirk will comes and explores me.
Hey! I resemble taht remark…
nok nok
whose ther?
Surrealist Kitteh
Surrealist Kitteh who?
teh fish
Hello Dali,
Well, hello Dali.
It’s so nice to have you
back where you belong!
Dis shudda gotted tuns ub votes. Gess it came too late.
gud wun.
toto,we’re not in Knasas anymoar
dat bukkit dat Dorothy used looks familyar…
the prequel of the bukkit saga started in Oz…
To Mary, House of Spock - wow - that Burger Troll bit quickly! I gaves you a five though. Maybe you’ve identfie more about the Troll, though in your commint: maybe Troll haz feet that rolls up when haus lands on him/her. Wished desigknated haus would land kwikly.
Buh-bye burgr troll.
Congo ratshumalashunz Cookie’s Human n Sweepea (aka Mary O’S)!!
Sweet slinkee kitteh maabee akshuawally miss undurstood, lyke Elphaba, teh green majikal wuman in teh muzikal, “Wicked.” She lurved animulz, so she wudda lurved ICHC n teh cheezpeepz.
Hai - Feelionophiliac!! Ai reelee lubs teh Elphaba!
Wehn teh buk furst came out, ai red it wif delited “gasps,” becuz she iz just liek mai wunnerful niece Jenifer, who iz also a Biologist. Jennierfer eben LUKS liek Elphaba - cept she iz nawt green - an, moast sadlee, cannawt defy grabbitee!!
OHai, JCH4K! Fanx 4 sharin bowt Jenifer, whu muss b a wunnerful kitteh lurver, az well az lurvin udder animulz. Tellz hur ai feelz hur payn, sins ai wuz moss terribleh dissapoynted az a kitteh wen I traid n traid, but kudunt flai liek teh burdeez. Mai mommeh yust 2 laff n laff, mutch layter, ob korss, at teh rekollekshun ob meh flappin mai armz moss fyuriusly, sadlee 2 no abaal.
Boneless Cat
iz slitherng
I always suspected there be a link between the slinkee kittehs and da slinkee snaykes….both kan slither…..
It’z slinkee It’z slinkee!
Fun fer teh grrlz an teh boiz!
teh difrence is taht
slinkee kittehs do not like being throne down stairs
I don’t likes da snaykes, but I can’t imajine dat they enjoys being throne down da stairs eether!
o. i thot the slinkehs liked teh stairs, but maybe tehy were just beeing paid to do that in teh slinkeh commershuls….
I fink deh waiz paided- neber cud makz mai slinki go down da stairz.
Intermestin- itiy bitty slinkiz becumin populart, I gotz seberal fur mai kiddamoes at skool n deh disappereded in a week!
fishykitteh haz wun shu lurves it… n cawlz it georg……
momcat
nevur put watur on wickd wess kitteh. or any kitteh in genirl.
Wut wil bekom ov all teh byootiful badness?
Wut a wurld…
How dey git a pishur ov mah tummee?
Hao cans u melt? Peoples thinks we has noe bones.
IZ NAWT FAT, IZ MELT.
OOOOOOHHHHHHH NNNNOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSS!11!!!!1!!!
TEH WURMHOEL IZ SUKKING MEE IN!1!!1!!!
AI DUNT WUNTZ TEW GO!!!!11!!!1!
HHHHAAAAALLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!11!!!!1!!
but den u be back in Knasas, an all wil b ok!
*sniff* doo yu reely tink so?
Hai .. fur anee won hoo memburs cbsb an how Ai wuz on dis vrey site whun Ai gots laids off lass Jooly, hears how teh ress ov teh storee goes …. (sew fars):
Ai styll can has noe jawb (eben doe bin interviewin’ lyk a starr), Ai styll can has noe rent monies fur dis munff (borrowded lass munff frum a fren), Mah doctur juss puts meh on teh disabiatees fur mah immune disordurs (i can has pass nyneteen yeers) dat bean kickin’ itself all up in mah faces.
Wows, huh?
Ai caint tells u now maor cuz teh ress doant sownd 2 goode (lyk moovin in wiff mah mawm tyl fynd teh affordibul howsings an scawy stuf lyk dat) but whut Ai gots 2 lett u noe iz mebee now Ai wyl has moar tyme fur ichc!
But cbsb alweighs b landings on hers feets!
So hais 2 ebbrey buddys, mah lolfrens, Ai bin missin sew mutch.
Wheneber God kloses a door or windoe in our life, He opens anudder. Sumtimes we stupid hyumons don’t rekognize where da new air be koming from, but it be there. Hang in there cbsb! Keeps trying on awl fronts! We be cheering 4 you!
Tanx, CH!! Mah lyf b chayngin’ but iz alweighs 4 teh bettur (speshlee if gets moar tym wiff ichc an lolfrenz!!)
thnks for sharing. we be cheerin for ya.
Fanx, sweepea!! Wee lolfrens muss stix 2gever!!
(u anee reelashen 2 da sweepea on prah jec runaway?)
nooooes, dey be steelin my naem!
p.s. mary 0 = sweepea.
hai cbsb, ai remebburz teh storree. hoapz awl wurkz owt foar u. keep landin on ur feetz (das mai wurd ob encurrajment)
hai trtskh! gud encurrajment! gud 2 sea u! as longe as we gots eech uvur wee can has alweighs lands on hour feets!
Thanks fur telling uz that, catbsb. I wuz still lurking in Jooly when yoo said that, an hav been keeping up wif yur reports eber since. Jobs ar reelee hard to get these daiz - but evenshulee, shurlee sumting wil turn up.
In teh meenwile, it’s reelee grate to hav yoo bak!!!
Ai say - go ahead an moove bak wif yur mawm befoar yoo has to borrow ene moar munnies. It wont be so bad. Menee menee peepl ar having to do that these days. An sum unforchunate wuns dont HAV a mawm.
we (ai) hav been missing you mutch, too!!
Hai Janet!!! Ai been missung u mutch 2!!
Gud point. Ai noe wants 2 borrow moar monies OR owes mah landlords moar (than hims knows Ai b owing hims!!!)
An I b luckies 2 still b havins a mawm (as crazee as hers b!! lolz).
Thanks foar ur gud points. Will keeps u posttud an HOEPS 2 b on ichc MUTCH MOAR OFFEN NOAW!!!
Ack! Trubbles, trubbles. Heer is a purple blankie an sum hawt chokklit for yew. Ai hope stuffs iz beter sun.
awwwww … dis purpel blnkie sew sawft ….. an dis chokklit … mmmmmmm …. sew meltie …… Ai feels sew mutch betturs.
Thx, Lyanthya!!
Whut a lubbly purpel blankee!
I sings a welkum bak sawng fur yoo, CBSB! Tis a wish fur happier tiems fur yoo!
Old man trubbel, I dont mind heem. Yoo wont find heem rownd mah door!
I got starlite, I got sweet dreemz, we got ICHC - hoo culd ask fur ennything moar
cbsb, yu has teh grate attytude. Yu will land awn yor feetz. Only good thawts comin yor way. Keep us uptodate.
Fanx, thisncat. I feel dose thawts! I shure wills!
You can has our prayers. Maybe Ceiling Cat and Someone Even Hyer luk out for u