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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Dali Kitteh – just needs a matching watch.
cog rat ululashuns, 0 b0rg queen.
duz we do rat ululashuns here? Nawt sekkund, u catches teh rat…..
teh rat takes teh cheez
and teh cheez standz aloan!!
Teh persistence ob Kitteh
(Concats, btw to bof u an M o’S fur teh fantabulous nawt sekunds! Wuld u liek sum absinthe an sum surreal danzing?)
Sir Reale dancing sounds good. Iz he handsome, too?
But ob coarse! (altho’, Ai’z nawt shur if he qualifiez fer teh nawty barn’s irining job – I tink he iz, but dat’s jes mai tinking)
An a berry gud danser
Congrats CH an sweepea (MO’?) on nawt sekund! Sir Reale is danzin a reel to teh tune ob My Cat Sally with the Floppy Belleh. An a 1, ana 2….
ohai, zauberflote! ai kan haz sum moer ov dat deeeeelishus choklit caek ov yurs? thx!
Ah haz eggzaktlee teh saym thots az U 2.
Cungratz, Hyooman ov teh Cookie! Wut yur drink bee tewdai?
HALP!!1! ai iz viktum ov teh trollz!
Root beer float – but, hurry, B4 the eye-skream melts wid da kitteh!
otay! wii haz tew hurri! teh aiscreem starts tew melt teh instant ai pullz it owt of teh freezur!
*scoop, scoop*
*SHOOOOOO, fizz*
*scoop, scoop*
dere yu goes!
Dat sooo klevah, ch!!!!
Iz what I experiences in front of da mirror – I iz either becoming surreal, or I iz becoming a spatial analomeee. Either ways, I’d better go haz a peece of choklate.
BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa… Oh mai. Furst we wuz “classic!” an now “surreal.” It hardlee getz ene funnier than thiz. . .in a verree surreal way.
Can ai danz wif Sir Reel too? an then, CH – ai rayse mai root beer flote mug to yoo an yur as alwaiz super Nawt Second!!
Pleeze, haz sum danses wid Sir Reel. Just don’t say anything to him about the two eyes on one side of hiz head.
Regarding being surreal in the mirror or a spayshal anolomee, I prefers to be a spayshal anolome…that ways, Kirk will comes and explores me.
Hey! I resemble taht remark…
nok nok
whose ther?
Surrealist Kitteh
Surrealist Kitteh who?
teh fish
Hello Dali,
Well, hello Dali.
It’s so nice to have you
back where you belong!
Dis shudda gotted tuns ub votes. Gess it came too late.
gud wun.
toto,we’re not in Knasas anymoar
dat bukkit dat Dorothy used looks familyar…
the prequel of the bukkit saga started in Oz…
To Mary, House of Spock – wow – that Burger Troll bit quickly! I gaves you a five though. Maybe you’ve identfie more about the Troll, though in your commint: maybe Troll haz feet that rolls up when haus lands on him/her. Wished desigknated haus would land kwikly.
Buh-bye burgr troll.
Congo ratshumalashunz Cookie’s Human n Sweepea (aka Mary O’S)!!
Sweet slinkee kitteh maabee akshuawally miss undurstood, lyke Elphaba, teh green majikal wuman in teh muzikal, “Wicked.” She lurved animulz, so she wudda lurved ICHC n teh cheezpeepz.
Hai – Feelionophiliac!! Ai reelee lubs teh Elphaba!
Wehn teh buk furst came out, ai red it wif delited “gasps,” becuz she iz just liek mai wunnerful niece Jenifer, who iz also a Biologist. Jennierfer eben LUKS liek Elphaba – cept she iz nawt green – an, moast sadlee, cannawt defy grabbitee!!
OHai, JCH4K! Fanx 4 sharin bowt Jenifer, whu muss b a wunnerful kitteh lurver, az well az lurvin udder animulz. Tellz hur ai feelz hur payn, sins ai wuz moss terribleh dissapoynted az a kitteh wen I traid n traid, but kudunt flai liek teh burdeez. Mai mommeh yust 2 laff n laff, mutch layter, ob korss, at teh rekollekshun ob meh flappin mai armz moss fyuriusly, sadlee 2 no abaal.
Boneless Cat
iz slitherng
I always suspected there be a link between the slinkee kittehs and da slinkee snaykes….both kan slither…..
It’z slinkee It’z slinkee!
Fun fer teh grrlz an teh boiz!
teh difrence is taht
slinkee kittehs do not like being throne down stairs
I don’t likes da snaykes, but I can’t imajine dat they enjoys being throne down da stairs eether!
o. i thot the slinkehs liked teh stairs, but maybe tehy were just beeing paid to do that in teh slinkeh commershuls….
I fink deh waiz paided- neber cud makz mai slinki go down da stairz.
Intermestin- itiy bitty slinkiz becumin populart, I gotz seberal fur mai kiddamoes at skool n deh disappereded in a week!
fishykitteh haz wun shu lurves it… n cawlz it georg……
momcat
nevur put watur on wickd wess kitteh. or any kitteh in genirl.
Wut wil bekom ov all teh byootiful badness?
Wut a wurld…
How dey git a pishur ov mah tummee?
Hao cans u melt? Peoples thinks we has noe bones.
IZ NAWT FAT, IZ MELT.
OOOOOOHHHHHHH NNNNOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSS!11!!!!1!!!
TEH WURMHOEL IZ SUKKING MEE IN!1!!1!!!
AI DUNT WUNTZ TEW GO!!!!11!!!1!
HHHHAAAAALLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!11!!!!1!!
but den u be back in Knasas, an all wil b ok!
*sniff* doo yu reely tink so?
Hai .. fur anee won hoo memburs cbsb an how Ai wuz on dis vrey site whun Ai gots laids off lass Jooly, hears how teh ress ov teh storee goes …. (sew fars):
Ai styll can has noe jawb (eben doe bin interviewin’ lyk a starr), Ai styll can has noe rent monies fur dis munff (borrowded lass munff frum a fren), Mah doctur juss puts meh on teh disabiatees fur mah immune disordurs (i can has pass nyneteen yeers) dat bean kickin’ itself all up in mah faces.
Wows, huh?
Ai caint tells u now maor cuz teh ress doant sownd 2 goode (lyk moovin in wiff mah mawm tyl fynd teh affordibul howsings an scawy stuf lyk dat) but whut Ai gots 2 lett u noe iz mebee now Ai wyl has moar tyme fur ichc!
But cbsb alweighs b landings on hers feets!
So hais 2 ebbrey buddys, mah lolfrens, Ai bin missin sew mutch.
Wheneber God kloses a door or windoe in our life, He opens anudder. Sumtimes we stupid hyumons don’t rekognize where da new air be koming from, but it be there. Hang in there cbsb! Keeps trying on awl fronts! We be cheering 4 you!
Tanx, CH!! Mah lyf b chayngin’ but iz alweighs 4 teh bettur (speshlee if gets moar tym wiff ichc an lolfrenz!!)
thnks for sharing. we be cheerin for ya.
Fanx, sweepea!! Wee lolfrens muss stix 2gever!!
(u anee reelashen 2 da sweepea on prah jec runaway?)
nooooes, dey be steelin my naem!
p.s. mary 0 = sweepea.
hai cbsb, ai remebburz teh storree. hoapz awl wurkz owt foar u. keep landin on ur feetz (das mai wurd ob encurrajment)
hai trtskh! gud encurrajment! gud 2 sea u! as longe as we gots eech uvur wee can has alweighs lands on hour feets!
Thanks fur telling uz that, catbsb. I wuz still lurking in Jooly when yoo said that, an hav been keeping up wif yur reports eber since. Jobs ar reelee hard to get these daiz – but evenshulee, shurlee sumting wil turn up.
In teh meenwile, it’s reelee grate to hav yoo bak!!!
Ai say – go ahead an moove bak wif yur mawm befoar yoo has to borrow ene moar munnies. It wont be so bad. Menee menee peepl ar having to do that these days. An sum unforchunate wuns dont HAV a mawm.
we (ai) hav been missing you mutch, too!!
Hai Janet!!! Ai been missung u mutch 2!!
Gud point. Ai noe wants 2 borrow moar monies OR owes mah landlords moar (than hims knows Ai b owing hims!!!)
An I b luckies 2 still b havins a mawm (as crazee as hers b!! lolz).
Thanks foar ur gud points. Will keeps u posttud an HOEPS 2 b on ichc MUTCH MOAR OFFEN NOAW!!!
Ack! Trubbles, trubbles. Heer is a purple blankie an sum hawt chokklit for yew. Ai hope stuffs iz beter sun.
awwwww … dis purpel blnkie sew sawft ….. an dis chokklit … mmmmmmm …. sew meltie …… Ai feels sew mutch betturs.
Thx, Lyanthya!!
Whut a lubbly purpel blankee!
I sings a welkum bak sawng fur yoo, CBSB! Tis a wish fur happier tiems fur yoo!
Old man trubbel, I dont mind heem. Yoo wont find heem rownd mah door!
I got starlite, I got sweet dreemz, we got ICHC – hoo culd ask fur ennything moar
cbsb, yu has teh grate attytude. Yu will land awn yor feetz. Only good thawts comin yor way. Keep us uptodate.
Fanx, thisncat. I feel dose thawts! I shure wills!
You can has our prayers. Maybe Ceiling Cat and Someone Even Hyer luk out for u
Hee hee …. ur rite, K T Cat! Ai fink Ceiling Cat n Someone Even Hyer is luking out fur all uv us!!!
cbsb,
Menny gud thots tu yu! Aye kno wut ’tis lyke tu bi unem- umin- tu habs noh jobz. Wuz owtta wurk fr ober a yr ’til Aye moobed tu O-o-o-o-ok-la-homa n 2006. Den wuz out ub werkz fr free munfs a yr latrz. But awl iz way-ull naow. Wurkinz atta playse Aye njoy, wif gud folx.
Cheerzes n huggles!
Semi-kittehlessJon (new GF has two tuxedo kittehs)
iz in a hed realin timz atz da momet- spoose eber cupla weekz frum bein firedz or cupla weekz frum getn promotion n movin bak to oregun. Himz gotz da meeni boss, shez putz him onda 30 day by by plan (end ub March) whenz uder persum in da compani ofber himz new job.
furst meeni boss seis iz ok for himz to transmer……. den nex dai seis “oh butz u on purrrformanc plan, I mightz nawt letz you transmer afer awl. Deh planz himz on is pie inda sky goalz, don fink eben ceilin catz cud do it awl, himz preddey shur himz nawt gona mak it on da plan.
Iz fraid spoose is gona crac wif awl dis yes-no-yes-no stuf.
I feelz lik a kitteh onda feris whel sumtimz up, sumtimz down.
sos I unnerstan cbsb- no fun nawt nowin whut happin wif joobz….
momcat
gascat/momcat: sawrry 2 here all deh up agin, duwn agin prublims spoose b havin wiff evul boss. Dat mayk meh sadd. Ai had Lyar boss ware Ai gots layd off frum. Ai hoep it all gits bettur.
U mentshin oregun an dat remind meh dat Ai wants 2 mebee mayks teh moov dere won dai soon! Powells buk stoer iz b teh best!
Ai say mah kitteh pwayers fur u an ur spoose an deh jawb. Mebee sum dai we b meetung on streets ov oregun!
dat wud beez sos phun cbsb! weez awl preddi muc libs atz da Powells booktroplois!
Ifnz u goes der, don furget to tak lawg piec ub wul frum yur wulgafterin n makz trailz fru da stor or u neber getz owt again!
momcat
( spoose lib two surviv wun moar dai at da wurk…. sos twoday up dai….. weil seez bout mondai…)
Hai Kittehlessjon! Naw u can has kittehs!!! Ai lubs dat!! An tuxeedoes b grate kittehs!!
Tanx fur teh gud thots. U noe muving owt ov vrey ’spensive LA nawt a bad eye-deeah! CBSB nawt an actriss, nawt a screanriter,nawt a prodoosir sew noe reel reesun 2 b heer an clog up teh trafic.
“Oh what a world….”
Al Gore’s Kitteh?
An inconvenient kitteh better than an incontinent kitteh.
or an incorrigible one…
teh troall mayd himz rownd again, I seez
porous kitteh still too waterlogged to regain cohesion
at leest kitteh still has surface tenshun…
…if you havun’t got that, u havn’t got anething, rite?
Flat cat went splat, lost her fat, fine wit dat.
just don’t stare at the closed one for too long. sounds like you’re doing everything right.
saying cheezprayerz for you; sending hearts and stars,
jjtucker
stupid WP!
This was for cbsb to go under Mary O’s comment!
Pleh!
Kitteh inz reelakkzd
stayt seemz 2 beekumz flooid.
Den Kitteh waykz up!
Seedayt in reepoaz.
Limburr limmz dripz sloallllllleeeee
lyke a Dallee clokk
Kitteh wurkz az hard
atz sleepeeng az Hewminz wurkz
atz stayeeng awake
No wun rellisshez
sleep moar tahn a Kitteh wiff
a wawrm, full belleh
Kitteh purrz in sweet
dreemlandz, yetz will waykunnz
at t3h slytesst sownd
Jack.
iz teh lyve-akshun Choo-Choo Bear!
has to be photoshopped
Dis puhr kitteh waz bathed bai sumeone whu naud hab licenz fur anyting, and dis is rezult. Kitteh haz melted an iz dizzolving.
I wishes I culd see teh drips…yu spose theyr eensy littul blak kittehs?
I had a cat just like this one, not a bone in its body
Jellee cat!
Ai trizing to leeb u 5-burgers, but no madder hau manee taimz ai click n id sez tank-ooz, dey dohn show ub.
Kitty tummy tuck??!!
wheres teh favorite button?