Pirate cat
yarr! pirates will nevar submit to teh RIAA!
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Well blow me down!
or at leest me downloedz
cog rat ulashuns!
would you like a song n danz?
Yes. Lemme thinks uv wun.
Okeh, heer we go…
*sings*
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!
*claps paws togedder*
have you eber considured piracee…
ww.youtube.com/watch?v=2F-9QHHFm3U&feature=related
erm…puts a nextra w at teh beginning ob dat…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F-9QHHFm3U&feature=related
When the kat goze forth to seek hims prey
he help hissself in a royal way.
kats eets a few more mice , it’s true,
Than a well-bred feline ought to do;
But many a king on a first-class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever katz do,
insert Pirate king korus here
at least teh link shos up rite awai!! we kin awl cut n paste
mai avatar, ai duz not sees it. shuld also be here bai noos at eleben!
♪ antisipayashun…
Penzance piracee, purrrhaps…
Or this wun!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrKJV4ITeE
An iz teh funniest EBBER!! Salleh gibbed it to me. Maus – do you look liek this???
I canna wach YouTubes at werks: dey is blockdeded. I will luk layter wehn I gets hoem.
Yur CV iz showing.
Well… actshooly, I has ownlee dun 1 G&S (Patience). Mai oldest dotter is teh G&S-er.
Ohhh – pitee! She purrformz it?? Liek Teenie??
Seemed liek yoo wud hav maed a splendided Pirate King. But ai hav onlee dun four maiself – Sweet Rose Maybud in “Ruddigore” (Camp Darby in Tirrenia) an in Hai Skool – Katisha “Mikado” an chorus in Pyratz an Pinafore.
Nuthin moar fun tahn G&S!!
Tihs sounz lubberly, wuht ed teh G&S, puhleez? Mai brainz nawt verre sharpz taod aye!! Conga rats, Maus, awn yur nawt seccundz, may ai puh layx teh penni wistle fur ya, wit teh danz?
sorreee, Ai meens wuht ES teh G&S…sigh.. nuffin’s wurkin ryte tehdai..
So sorree.. Gilbert and Sullivan
( Mai ineptness, letz meh showz u eet!) ::::blush::::
Gilbert & Sullivan. Rather than me trying a long-winded explanation, why don’t you read this article on Wikipedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_and_sullivan
ahhh…tahnks sew mush, JCH400000K… pre she ates taht… Ai shudda noed..
Holy carp, sumbuddy menshund me bai naym! Ai feelz faymus!!!!! Ai did Pyrates bak in 2003…got marreed abowt 7 weekz bfor teh sho, en got lotz uv teezin frum teh kast & krew abowt ‘teh noo spring in ur step’.
Dis yeer, we duz Gondoleerz, en Ai iz playin teh part uv Giulia. Ai haz 2 whole lynez 2 sing al bai maiself!
Teh sho iz in Grand Rapids, MI, on April 24-27, if ennywun iz intristid.
Congrats, teenie!! I won’t b in Mittshigan but I will be tinking
uv u and ur 2 lionz.
{{teenie}}
heeeheeee the power ob dat conductor is shokkin!
ai want – almoast moar than enething in teh whirled, to hav teh complete purrformance ov this wun. Must bee sumwhere. Ai hav seen memnee PovPs, but nebber wun quite as funneh as thiz wun!
Did yoo liek it, Mais Oui???
an – congratz to yoo, az well, fur teh glorious king spot!!!
(Teho wunz said he reedz frum teh bottom up, so he knowz. . .)
fanks! dats a verry funny clip…
How r Mary O’ an Janet 2dae?
hai, rosie! good to see you! i hab a code in bye dose bud odurwise okay.
You?
Ai m fien, sew sry 4 code u haz! *pats on hed*
po po kitteh
Plz not to post G&S linkz. It koml -kopm -mayd me go luk, den tuk ober mai hoal dai. Poor UPS guy naow noz mee for teh krazee laydee. Ai had mai winderzez opem, harmoanaizin wif ‘Modern Major General’.
my werk hear is dun…
It is also glorius to be an orfun boy.
It is! Hurrah for the orphan boy!
Hurrah for the orphan boy!
Gud choys; Frederik will hav had anodder burfdai tihs yeer! Wunder if he’s 21 yet?!
Oh, yes:
Frederic:”In nineteen-forty I of age shall be/I’ll then return and claim you, I declare it!”
Mabel: “It seems so long!”
Fr:”Swear that til then, you will be true to me.”
M: “Yes, I’ll be strong! By all the Stanleys dead and gone, I swear it!”
Hoorah, for Gilbert and Sullivan! They would have Luved ICHC!
takes yur time
*pads off togets moar coffee & takes meds*
Turn around! I has started!
uh ohes…
noat to self: refill teh teenie tinee doses ob iocane and fronsch …
i sings for yew:
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
*clap, clap, clap – muffled sound ov floofy whyte paws*
Tank yew, tank yew. Is good pyrat song.
im in your innertubes steelin my entertaynments
anudder GMTA momint!
yrs is bettah!
noez… I thinx yrs iz grate! And congratamulatayshionz to u and Maus on the ty!
I doez have to sai, now having experienct teh brane freez (second nawt) hand, it wuz teh skariest thing. 2 see no commentz… it waz terrifieying. I myte needx sum chawklit to recovur.
O ai am being rude nawt offering drinkz! Hao abowts a bottul uf rum? We can makez taht buttured rum if u wantz!
yo ho ho!
the sun is nawt in teh right posishun in referunce to teh yardarm here.
got any butter rum lifesavers?
dat wud bee aprup, erm arpropriyut er wood be rite fer teh okashun.
Um, let me chek in mai purs…..oo yes! Ai do! Rite next too teh cimimimminmon mintz. U can has both if u wantz!
Any lifesavors found in my purse have lint on them… Brand new purse, brand new unopened pack of lifesavors, and as soon as you open the pack, voila! lint.
is teh nachure ob life sabers.
eben teh wuns jedi nites use.
fur tihz speshul okay shun ov teh ty –
yur evva thawtfool tybooteek am offrin teh dizcownt pie rate -
in fakt awl teh piez am free!!1
Juss pik a flavr …. an yu getz teh bobbul heddid parrot fur yor showldur
an teh complimentree i-pach.
peglegz am abaylubul 4 awl tehm az haz trubbul wawlkin affer 2 mush rumm.
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n joi yur parteez meye harteez!!
hao mennee peglegs?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/naw-me-father-wuz-a-tree/
ahoy meowa-tey, I am in ur comput-arrrh pirating yr musiks!
Cornga rat ulululate shuns Maus! Wut wud yu liek for dans en drink?
With fangz liek taht, whoo needz eminees?
(This is mai “well thot owt” capshun- ai do bettur wifowt da nawt sekkund preshure I thinx!)
Hoo gonna walkz teh plankz?
mee-yarrrr mateys, itz taim to rayd teh frigdg!!
what do u have in teh fridgd? ennything gud? I dont wantz to orginize a rayding partee unless ther iz verry gud noming to b had! enny cookiez? or chawklet? or maybee…. cheezcaek???
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
Arrrrrhh-ange shurburt!
coarrrrghms on the cobb!
plank steak!
(lolz!)
Parrrrgh-faits!
pisketti wif parrrrrrrrrrgh meeshun cheeez.
RRRRRUM!!
meo-ARRRRRR!1
me danses hornpipe jigg wit teh kittiez an singz in tree part harmonies:
“whut dew u dew wit a drunken kitteh
whut duz u dew wit a drunken kitteh
wht dew uz du wit a drunken kitteh
ear-lie in teh mornin?
tie im to teh scratchin post
tie em to teh scratchin post
tie em to teh skatchin post
itz too ear-lie in teh mornin!”
Put a lobster in his britches
Put a lobster in his britches
Put a lobster in his britches
Ear-lie in the morning
Dont yu meen tree part arrrmonies?
Ba da BOOM!!!
ba- dum-dum-dum! good1!
Tikkul his eers wif a peacok fethur
Tikkul his eers wif a peacok fethur
Tikkul his eers wif a peacok fethur
Ur-lee in teh mor-nin’!
LUK OUT PWRATE CAT WILL EAT YUR DWNLOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!
i jus wants tew PLOINK pirate cat’s lil noze..
Kitteh nawt distwibyut, hopefuwwy.
Heer coms teh feds kiki, kikkin in yer dor an taykin yer muzik.
::Sigh:: Eye dew lurvs teh piwates tho, wit teh byrds an the booty, an teh i-paches. O, an the poynty teefs. Awl uf yer piwate comints r shweeeet!!
fut pads, fut pads, fut pads, clonk! (wudden leg)
whoo hoo – howz bowt sum sea shanteez? check out:
shanty.rendance.org/index.php
hey babe, wanna get luckee?
Alright who’s the Sims 2 player here?
I don’t know, but this made me laugh hard, ’cause I came here right after visiting PMBD…
AARRRRR! nd dunt bee cuming bak tew mai ship, ore ai’ll doo that nd wers tew ya’s!
ohai, no 1 in particular! ware ya goin on yer mission twip?
LA LA land!
Disneyland awn St. Patrikz Dai!
Yarrr, priating da paisites is gud!
PSMBD FTW!!!
Iz dis kitteh naymd Napster?
Yarrr, matey!
Mah favrit pirate moment is in teh orijinal film of Treasure Island, where Wallace Beery (Long Jon Silvur) sez to Jackie Cooper (Jim) after teh battel:
“Arrr, lad – ye fart like a tiger!!”
i can has torrent plz?
Anyone know how to speak pirate-cat? Hmmm??
oooh arr, dere’z a tempest brewin
IZ NAWTA STEELIN!!!! Steelin iz taykin wun item away. I nawt tayk onlee item!!! Orijunal still wher yoo leftit!! I onlee has zeroos an wuns, dey nawt copeeritabull!!!
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An whut bowt da guy hoo gawt sood cuz he coppeed discs he BOT himself, an he put da copeez on hims own puter so he cood heer da moozik et wurk an stuff, an dey STILL arresid him!!!!
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Den, wun guy didun eben sho up to da cort aginst RIAA, an dey ‘wun’ da jujmint, but da judge woodint let RIAA collect NEting aginst da guy, cuz dey coodint proov dey had lawst NEting…. Haha!
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Sides, I, ermm, I meen kitteh, onlee tayks tings dat cant be bot, liek ‘Lejind uv Billee Jeen’ an ‘Blak an Bloo’ wif Blak Sabbath an Bloo Oi!ster Cult, an ‘Reboot’ an stuff liek dat!!!
Yay!
How he rob?
Strokecat cant feel half his face.
Can you The Site that Shall Not be Named?
Free Simz Stuf, good job!
free simz stuf tehre pwns me on teh phorum
Teh DRMs iz fiel slayvury!
Who does?
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