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By: John Lenon

John Lenon — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:10:55 +0000

I dun carez if i spellz Lenon rong……he is the lolrus and………That is a seal not a lolrus peepz..geez..

By: Sasmatcho

Sasmatcho — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:17:42 +0000

Yes. Teh legend of teh bukkit. Wif teh legendaree:
King Lolonidus! wif his battle bukkitermoli! he fot 10000 angree zoo keeprz n won, till teh magik manager come an took hiz bukkit. Now hiz gost must has revengez!

By: Jimmothy

Jimmothy — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:43:04 +0000

NO! NAWT TEH WALRUS! IT WILL DESTROY TEH WURLD!

By: 999qa

999qa — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:00:54 +0000

Behbeh seel is scared dat hiz bukkit will be taken…and murdered!
Behbeh seel: Mah bukkit b stealed!!!! NOESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

By: Cookeh Marshmallow

Cookeh Marshmallow — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:40 +0000

ekskuze me 4 beein nooby but wut r nawt sekond?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:28:43 +0000

Little seel look like it say, “uhhhh…i noe wunna heer bowt dat dum ole bukkit agin!!”

I wunna heer abowt teh bloody hook murder!”

By: eubie

eubie — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:26:05 +0000

Behbeh seel habs much sads! Scaird himz bukkit bii taken next. Oh noes!

By: Open English - Learn Smart

Open English - Learn Smart — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:54:30 +0000

so… they just takes it?! just like that?!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:40:09 +0000

luks liek teh storree ov teh bukkit! poor bebee seel lolrus!

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:30:54 +0000

I wept because I had no pockets;
‘Til I met a lolrus that had no bukkit.

By: Tukkz'z moma

Tukkz'z moma — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:35:30 +0000

a movver’s lot iz nawt a eezi won!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:16:33 +0000

No one has menshund the epic kewt in the piksher.

Mamah an Bebeh!!!1!

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:55:28 +0000

not all those bukkits who wander are lost

By: His Name is Dave

His Name is Dave — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:31:02 +0000

Teh bukkit taht startd it awl…

TEH EPIC PAIL!!!!!111111

By: kickstart

kickstart — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:05:34 +0000

emo seals are emo

By: Chicken Girl

Chicken Girl — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:41:36 +0000

An one dey, all teh lolruses, an all teh lolsealz too, will has a bukkit to callz their bery own, an no stoopy hommins will takes it way frum tehm.

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:52:29 +0000

kunta kinte, behold, teh onlee ting graeter dan yoo…teh bukkit.

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:43:17 +0000

Teh steak wuz much nommyness. Sry yoo missded it.

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:40:42 +0000

mornin, Maus!

I misst teh burning at teh steak; Ai wen to bed earlee (but didna tell n e bodee I was going – yestirdai wuz a lawng day – pleh)

By: SarahD

SarahD — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:21:17 +0000

LOLtr?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:19:38 +0000

An instant classik!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:18:08 +0000

We needz this in a beeg frayme hangin awn ar wall!!!!

Doo wii hav a wall???

Ai cud doo this in counted cross stich – wif a byootiful bordure an long frinj awn the bottom. Wud be byootifull!!

ai akshullee did “Tehm Moose Goosers” fur a frend wunz – bout 2 1/2′ bai 5′ + 8″frinj. amaizes ebreewun!!! From afar – luks elegant – then yoo getz cloaser. . .

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:12:42 +0000

YIKES!

I MENT too say, and wunderrin if U wur wunderin if I wuzzunt fur
sum dum reesun….

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:11:43 +0000

Oh, Janet!!!

<3 <3 <3

Heer I wuzz feelin bad caws i not been on heer, an beein feeling
a littul pleh, and been NEEDIN too rite too u reelee bad, and
wunderrin if I wuzzunt fur sum dum reesun, ….and I wuz lookin
fur u and der u r, sayin hi and sayin yull rite.

{{{{janet}}}}}}

psst…doan fade fur long.

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:54:23 +0000

G’nite, friend.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:48:03 +0000

*sigh* cudn’t find it. Mebbee another tiem. An now – ai must go to bed. Gud nite, Maus.

Kafleen – leter in teh morning. Ai’m suddenlee fayding. ;_)

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:43:33 +0000

mai mommy toald mii i shud b wel-red, liek teh lolrus!
iz bin a diffumukult studie!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:40:56 +0000

O hai, Kafleen!!! When ai’m dun heer, ai’m gonna send yoo a letter.

Maus – waye heer – I’m off to fetch sumthing. Bee rite bak.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:39:18 +0000

Don’t dat make u mad?

I keeps a book in teh car an sneeks looks.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:39:12 +0000

Yikes!!! I don’t know The Scarlet Pimpernel!! This is the part where ai always get Brett, my Theatre Director (former – fur mee – he stil izzit). Brett knew (knows) ebree musical ever writtin and has the DVD – offen pyrate. Amaizing!!

Brett wuz the wun hoo told me he knew awl about the 60s becuz he had taken a corse in it in collej!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:36:56 +0000

*donkee lissunning verrrreh qwiutlee frum behind teh door,
wiff verreh big eyes and teh huge admirashuns fur all dis
talunt!!!*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:31:42 +0000

ai know teh hour iz verree layte. . but befoar ai go, ai just wanted to say. . yoo has dun it again, Maus. I think. Sumwhere, ai am still lying in a now dustee heep.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:30:22 +0000

Dat is myoosic too mah eers!

*runs too put on uglee flower topped rubber swim cap and holds nose and
divees in off teh board!*

“Hey! No Donkees in teh pool!”

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:29:15 +0000

Yes. But she (and I) have a soft spot for “When I Look At You” from The Scarlet Pimpernel. She also has a good feel for Fiona in “Brigadoon”. And “How Will I Ever Know” from The Secret Garden. And…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:27:52 +0000

She soundz totallee amaizing. An ov corse, she iz also verree prittee, has a wunderful purrsonalitee an a grate sense of hyoomer.

Yoo ar wun lukki average dude, Maus!!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:25:40 +0000

Yay, Esme! Orange chew glad i did awl dat reesruch & skribbuled in teh noatbuk?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:24:46 +0000

cheers! *clinsks bowsl*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:21:05 +0000

Duz she sing Fantien’s song frum Les Miz? a belters pairodice!!

Eponine’s is also grate – purrhaps mai favorite! Ai can relayte! *sniff*
Verree old noos – but still – *sniff*

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:20:23 +0000

She is an “Equal Opportunity Over-Achiever”. PhD Math (very likely), Opera, Broadway, (Pro or CT), Coach, etc., etc., etc. Exhausting and exhilarating and…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:12:50 +0000

Ai suspekt it too, jamamakitty!!!

Bai teh wai, that wuzn’t finished – but suddenlee it wudn’t let me speek!! Ai wuz going to say – it dependz what kind ov singer yoo ar wanting to bee. If shee wantz to do mewsikuls – then it cuddn’t bee bedder.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:10:41 +0000

Not ebree wun can “belt.” Ai cudn’t – but then – we also weren’t allowed to!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:03:55 +0000

Ganguro-rus

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:01:42 +0000

ai needz it, fanks!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:55:25 +0000

ai don fink speshul kittlins cum from abberage dooooooods!! taiks speshul folkses!! ai suspec tat wut we’re deeelin wit heeer

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:54:48 +0000

Ta!

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:53:29 +0000

I know. She is also a “belter” (her first love). She can raise the hairs on the back of your neck (remember June Allyson in “The Glenn Miller Story?) with some of her Broadway stuff.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:48:38 +0000

Yoo dint doo it, jamamakitty – ai did.

Maus = Iffit maeks yoo want to crawl intoa corner an crai, then shee iz reelee doing it rite! That iz what ebreewun wants to be able to do.

So nice to hav a “Baby” you ar so proud ov – spehullee fur an average dude!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:45:25 +0000

apologeeeeeez fur stompin on teh tred

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:44:02 +0000

here, hab som Tom Bombadil tonic water from the otter thred…

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:42:21 +0000

noes…i wuz tikkled you took up the relay baton thingy! sry bout your drive…