I tell you story of
teh bukkit
it all started with a lolrus…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: morrigan
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Lolsealz? Hmm… Lolrus is lejendery!
congrats on nawt sekond!
Hmm… Naow, wot danz does lolrus do?
Him danz to teh Beetles “Iam teh lolrus”
Gooo gooo gooo joob.
ekspert tekspert joking smoaker doncha tink teh joker laffs at yoo.
yus, good dans!
*dansez wif lolrus*
Congarats, callista! I dunno bout lolruses danzin but seals duz teh hula…
I tink dey must danz under watter. On land dey iz kinda klutzy, but in teh watter tey iz laik sink rinized swimmin teamz.
ai wuz finkin in da watter, dey und…dunul…wavez theirselfz back and forth liek hula?
Dat is myoosic too mah eers!
*runs too put on uglee flower topped rubber swim cap and holds nose and
divees in off teh board!*
“Hey! No Donkees in teh pool!”
Once upon a tyme there was a lolcat of the sea, who had a beautiful blue bukkit. Or was it a red one . . it’s been so long I can’t remember.
and den sumwon tooked it and painted it yello…
Mai mommy toald me it wuz red. An tehn lolrus wuz lukkin 4 bukket…
an teh lil blonde gril wif piggy tales halpd him wif hiz inqur… inquizi… teh newz himz needed foar him quest.
mai mommy toald mii i shud b wel-red, liek teh lolrus!
iz bin a diffumukult studie!
One day, yoo will tell teh tale to *yur* pups, and then they tells *theirs*.
The story must never be forgotten, my son….
*snff* Dey boff look so sad!! Iz terribull sad storee!
An one dey, all teh lolruses, an all teh lolsealz too, will has a bukkit to callz their bery own, an no stoopy hommins will takes it way frum tehm.
lolol
vey nise.
i like it lotsnlots.
Long, long ago, in a lolkingdom far far away, lived a lolrus and his bukkit…
And then the hoomans took his bukkit!
“NO!” cried the lolrus
“THEY B TAKIN MAH BUKKIT!”
Awww, teh babeh is already sad. He knows teh bukkit saga not be ending well.
emo seals are emo
when out in public
it’s pure humiliation
for tammy faye’s kids
Big LOLseal: “4-skoar an elebenty yeerz ago, owr 4-fadders losted teh bukkit. Eber sinse, dere is a lejind… a lejind of a kitteh hoo will bring us bak teh bukkit; an dis hee-ro’s naym iz…”
Bebbeh LOLseal: “Aw Dad, dis storee sux. Kin I go play Wii?”
ai am senszing an artik theem…
icy your point
but it snow problem
Dat’s cold! If it borkt, igloo it bak togedder…
*hagrid lol seal whispers* you’re a selkie, harry…
here’s yer fishal lettah from Lolwarts wif teh fishul seal ob uprooval on the bak.
Pup: “I heard dis sooooo menny times an still no get it. Wy teh lolrus didnt jus go buy anuther bukkit? Jeez.”
They dun’t sellz bukkets 2 lolrus. Dey ownlee kalls teh zoo an asks if dey be missin a lolryus…
lolrus knot hab a monee tu bi a bukit. kno poketz.
I wept because I had no pockets;
‘Til I met a lolrus that had no bukkit.
Yea, teh look on that pup’s fase is like
“o dear gawd, not the bukkit storie AGAIN…”
The One Bukkit, To Rule Them All
and in the water bind tehm
lotr FTW
dis pictyoor akshully Beorn an Frodo in disguyz.
LOLtr?
not all those bukkits who wander are lost
could be the bukkit whisperer?
Sealed wif a kiss. :@
“teh thyme has cume,” teh lolrus sed…
“to tawlk ob menny fingz…”
2 speek ob menny fings,
ob bukkit-bails an ceeling cats
an toothsum littel snailz
An whi teh see is biling hawt
An wedder pigs haz wingz
“… And then the lolrus looked for his blue bukkit–”
“But, Mom!”
“Don’t interrupt, sweetie. And then the lolrus looked and looked, but–”
“Mo-om!”
“Honey, do you want me to stop telling you the story?”
“Mom, the bukkit’s behind you. The blue thing? You tell this same story every single time Uncle Lolrus comes over. It’s right there!”
“…”
“Can I go play?”
“No. Go to your bukkit.”
a movver’s lot iz nawt a eezi won!
to da toon ob Gill igunz Aisle
now sit rite bak adn you’ll heer a tale,
a tale of a bukkits’ trip
it started out in Lolrus’ heart
and then from him was ripped…
its first trip was in a moving van
how it got dere, we’re nawt shure
disappeared as teh turists at Sea Whirled
tooked a 3ree hour toor… a 3ree hour toor…
*sudden modulashun up haf step*
*cue thundah*
teh wether startid gettin ruff
teh tinee van wuz tos’t
if nawt fer teh courij of the Esme kat
teh bukkit wuud be lawst… teh bukkit wud be lawst…
(modulayte up nudder hafstep)
*DMarie, i fink you hasta pik it up frum heres, ‘k?*
Mais Oui!
mmmmmmmmm
holdonnnnnnnnnnnn
Gotcha!
as mais oui slowlee slides off piano bench….
Hao wuz lessins toodai?
wuz onna liddul brake, nao
werkin on teh Titanik wif a student.
so, to anser kweschun , nawt a total disaster.
brb
Cool. I werkin wif mai yungest dotter on her arias. Needs pronun… prenou… help sayin teh Eyetalian and Gurmun wurds riet.
Yoo can doo that, too?
Ai wish ai were there - that iz wun ov mai speshuteez! (ai ebben gotted payed munnies fur it!!)
She has “lazy diction” and asked for help, since she is home for spring break from university. Poor girl. She’s a mathematics major with a minor in vocal performance, and is also a nationally ranked field hockey goalkeeper. Such a slacker. I don’t know what I’m going to do with her.
ai haz a Master’s degree in voyce, yoo know - wif further studee at the Mozarteum in Salzburg. Just sayin.
WOW!!! though. Sum dotter. (got that wun???- a slite variashun)
But - how izzit that YOO can halp hur. HOO ARE YOO REELEE, MAUS!!!??
Hmmm. . .wai doo ai haz teh feline taht there iz sumwun heer hoo duzznt much care fu mee??
Just an average dude…
SPRING BREAK???? It’s still winter!!!
nawt just yoo. TLV detekted.
Correction: “Mid-Semester Break”.