Comments on: OH HELL NO!!

By: kibbysmommy

kibbysmommy — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:43:07 +0000

Ok, who’s stealing pictures of Kibby!!

By: kitteh

kitteh — Sun, 25 May 2008 05:22:56 +0000

I baptiez u in teh naem of ceiling cat!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:48:24 +0000

Wai duz peeplz wash kittehs when teh kittehs is self-kleenies? Kittehs only need barths wen dey fallz in tubz wif hoomins (liek mai kitteh did last week).

Goggies not self-kleenies and git vry phew-whiffy so needz barths. Kittehs not get phew-whiffy eva. Not needz barths.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:16:41 +0000

Kitteh nawt a theealojikul prapownint ov immershun baptizums

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:13:21 +0000

Pointy enz poysed for Swipe of Deth.

Ness dey gets into sumfing stanky, ai haz nebber given a kitteh a baff. Dey self-cleening.

By: yvi-kitteh

yvi-kitteh — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:36:26 +0000

oh hai
teh eer kitteh aka mr. floppy iz doing gud.
he hez akwired a secund fud source and hez grown teh large belleh. ;D

By: blue yotie

blue yotie — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:43:17 +0000

I R leegol perfeshunal, and I haz deez commentz:

1-De orang onez is still da pozin.

2-De hyooman iz gonna die painful terrible def by pointy clawz.

3-De hyoomin will getz da pardun by kitteh aftur givin kitteh gushi fud.

4-De kitteh wil looz his gard and tink he’z ok until hyoomin makes stoopid desishion 2 warsh kitteh again.

5-Repeat step 1.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:04:04 +0000

teh mamakitty plots to sneeeek ober at kissmuss an mess wit teh turkeee for teh lub of Hartley!! *shhhhhhhhh, not to tail, muchly planning inbolbed*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:43:26 +0000

snurt

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:43:00 +0000

Ooh…ennee lefft by now? (It bee 8 oclock at night!!!)

*dantses fur lolnascar!*

By: MommyWoman

MommyWoman — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:01:03 +0000

I’m prolly late, but Samuel LoL. JacksonCat?

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:57:59 +0000

*snerk*
Mai Emmeline iz hyooj. She KAN kleen her bum, but duzzent wanna acuz iz hard fr her 2 reech. So she getz wut teh vet cald a ‘bikini trim’ ebry so offen, en den a good wype wif Dawn dishsope if she getz reel messy. She getz SOOOOOOO MAD!!! But her hiss iz werse den her poynty endz. Phew!

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:50:13 +0000

Arnchoo teh clevva, an on multipul levels!

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:49:16 +0000

*snerk*
Mai kittehz haz a wadder dish dat sez Psycho Kitty onnit…ebry tyme Ai lookz at it, Ai heerz dis sawng in mai hed! Ai wish Ai cud fynd mor uv dem, acuz itz a phunnee dish. Wud b nyce 2 hav 3 uv dem, wun fr eech kitteh, but Ai finded dis wun atta graj sayl fr 3 munneez. Not seen anudder wun, ever!

By: mysterious

mysterious — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:56:11 +0000

an den he held me *this* close to teh waturz

no wai!

srsly.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:44:27 +0000

SHEESH mai taiping is reely bad todai.
ment to sai both the long legs in foregrownd luks liek back legs 2 me.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:42:05 +0000

Ai thinx u r rite, the long lef leg luks liek back one, and also the long lef on teh rite…b/c it seemz liek the front legz r being held in teh defence-ive grip of death by teh hoomin in teh picture… hoo knoes if they let go it iz AWL OVER FOR TEH HOOMIN.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:25:49 +0000

Im tryin to sort out teh various foots in teh pikshur – is the long leg wid teh pinky-paw-pad a hind leg?? becuz it looks liek his rite front paw is in teh middul. But tehn thers sumthing rong with the leg closest to teh person, unles tahts a frunt leg too…
I noe that BlueMax grows extra feets when he doesn’t want to be put in the carrier or sumthin but this caliko is cornfuzing meh.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:10:00 +0000

Doz taimez he ken be shur ub gettin yer attenshun fur a whaile an habbin u sit stihl.

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:00:59 +0000

Is that Sundial cat or somebody else?

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:43:08 +0000

Fang u veerry, verry kindly. RSVP one hoomin (Fifi); no kitteh.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:38:17 +0000

So long as yu dont bite yer tung wile its in yr cheek.

By: Chicken Girl

Chicken Girl — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:32:52 +0000

DO NAWT GIVZ CHEEZBURGERS AFTER MIDNITE!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:28:19 +0000

It IZ yoo!! I mist yoo heer too! Glad yoo kin still has reedinz wif us!

Hao iz mr. eer kitteh?

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:23:52 +0000

well, reed it howevr yu wunt. iz otay wif mee

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:36:59 +0000

Aww…. so sowry for teh sad. I noes u’d give up sum turkee to hav teh mish, mich….sorta nawty kitteh back. And brudder too.
{{Tidmum}}

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:24:35 +0000

Mai current Kitteh Fern,iz a floofy girl.She iz a bit ob a stoppowt inna summer.
Wun nite lass year she stayed owt an went ober teh allotments an rolled inna stinky fertilizer-Much Pleh!!
Ai hadz to gib her a baff.She diddunt mynd too mush,but wen ai gitz her owt ai cried-Der wuz nuffink to her unner awl teh floof.She lukked lyke a liddle skelington wib a string tayl!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:15:55 +0000

Hai leeza-b,
Yeh,Hartley wuz a beyootiful Biiig Whtye boi wib wun bloo an wun green eye.
Him wuz twice teh size ob himz Mummah Kitteh,Icy.
He wen ober teh bridge wen him wuz 18.Teh sad we had wen him went,he wuz mai late brudderz cat. -so mennee memreez.*sigh*
We hab a toast to him at Kissmuss-teh Turkee gits to teh tayble in wun peece nao!!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:00:20 +0000

noes noes noes !!
i iz not the wun that be needin teh baf
itz teh goggie!!1!!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:59:35 +0000

Kitteh bein waterborded!

BTW, no 1 in particular….ai alwaz reed yer naem az “Number 1 in Particular” az doh der period apter de No.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:52:41 +0000

Hai Tidmum!
Hartley souns liek a nice kitteh! Trying to bring hiz mommeh a prezent right? Sammon is SO much bettur than half-ded mole….

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:38:26 +0000

Bartee deh Brat-Cat laiked tu walk aroun edge of tub wen fillin wid bubbles an water, but den he fehl in. Hiz brudder an ai help get drai. Nebber dun sinze.

Ai waz wurreed becuz waz berree, berree hodwatter, but no harm dun.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:33:44 +0000

Ai traiz ged mai kitteh-boiz du hawzewerk. No luk! Ai tellem ai bring treets, gib gud home, dey cud ad leez help wid hawzewerk. Dey sey dey du, bud ai nebber seez a differnce.

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:17:23 +0000

so much win it hurtz.

we r vain n we r blind.
i hate peepul when ther not polite.

By: HewwoKitteh112

HewwoKitteh112 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:14:14 +0000

I noes ’bout “1984″, no worriez. Big Brudder Kitteh iz wachin’ youze!

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:12:10 +0000

but teh orinj ones r poysin!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:05:50 +0000

Kitteh:Dunt!1 ai say ennyting!
Jakc Bower:Ware iz teh bukkit?
kitteh:NNNOOOOOEEEESSSSS!!!11!!!!!1 hii dus wurs tew mee if ai sez ennyting!
Jakc Bower:Wurs dan dis?
kitteh:*whimmper* iz haiding it teh bilding nekst tew No Plase in Particular!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:05:23 +0000

Ohai leeza-b,
Hartley wuz awlways doin nawty fings.Him used to Nom teh Turkey ebberee Kissmuss,Him feefed a whole Sammon frum teh naybur an dragged it in frew teh catflap,an mayde teh Kitteh hatin naybur frow a stone frew himz Glasshouse.Hahaha!Serb teh meen man rite!!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:02:00 +0000

*gasp* poor kitteh!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:00:20 +0000

OHai mugglemary,
Owch fur teh pointyendz!!Ai noe how dat feelz!!
Mai Orinj n creem Kittehz,Peaches,Melba an Nermal awl did Taht to me at wun tyme or anudder.Demz yoosed ta walk arown teh tub,try an turn rown an den slip in!
Rokkitz had nuffing on dem wen tehy got wet!!
Nermal often fell inna toylet.Himz wuz a big beast of a boi an he jess cuddnt keep hiz footin wen starin at teh wadder!! Him nebber lerned!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:51:14 +0000

Mai brudder is a Scowt Leeder, he tort has scowts tihs sawng, nao its teihr anfem! Eksplayn taht wun at teh nekst jamboree!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:50:49 +0000

Kittiehs awlwaz blamez deh hoomanz.
1 uv mine blamed me wen she got hitted on the hed by a hailstone.
Silleh kittee, shud hab ben blaming deh seeling cat.

By: stend

stend — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:31:14 +0000

~~BACK~~STROKE

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:01:13 +0000

Winston Kitteh lurnz teh tarbl troof about ROOM 101

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:58:14 +0000

You am perfesshunal, but iz u a LEGAL perfesshunal?

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:39:31 +0000

AWRITE!! AWRITE!!! I TELLS YU EVERYTHING!!!I ATE ALL TEH LEFTOVER SAMMON!!! I BEEN CHEWIN YER TOOFBRUSH!!! IT WUZNT TEH DOG THAT DUG TEH HOAL IN TEH FLOWURBEDS AN PEED ON YR JAKET!!! TEH SEKRET SUBMARINE PLANZ ARE HIDDEN IN TEH LITTURBOCKX!!
Oh are we dun now?…
Forget everything I jus sed.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:35:13 +0000

“..and that’s when all hell broke out in the bathroom…”

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:32:07 +0000

Tid-
i has a obiwan kitteh hoo does that nao, he getz on mai tummie but then is surprized by hiz fluffie tail soakin up waterz. one time hiz big brudder by anudder mudder Zeek tried teh same thing and me gotted teh pointy endz all over my nekkid bodie, like ai had forsed him to do it. he volunteresed.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:25:49 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:17:14 +0000