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You shall now feel the wrath of mah pointy ends!!
Yay lolnascar, nawt sekkund! Tihs kitteh be doin some kinda frug tipe danze? An drinkin teh soapy water? Bleh! Wii kan does better dan dat!
letz dans to ’splish splash takin a bath’ and uh…litle earlie for cocktails, but maybe some coffees and hot cocoas foar all!!!1
Soundz verrah gud! I haz baeked sum chawklit chunk muffinz, want one? Goes gud wif coffeez! *brings out large platter of steaming fresh chawklit chunk muffins*
Can I come to your howse? I’ll bring my best party manners and some flavured creemer.
*holds cawfee cup in hand, shifting from one fut to da udder in antipayshun*
Kitteh looks just like ma Pootie Tang, but I can’t say the sink action looks familiar!
fifi, u is welcom at mai howse! Prolly shud not bring Pootie Tang cos mai alfa femail Jenny wud hav a fit!
Fang u veerry, verry kindly. RSVP one hoomin (Fifi); no kitteh.
Ooh…ennee lefft by now? (It bee 8 oclock at night!!!)
*dantses fur lolnascar!*
Thankz lolnascar!!! Ai am in grate need ov sum hawt cocoa – 0H!! an zauerflote’s choklit chunk muffins!!1 Thankz to teh bof ov yoo!!!
An congratz, lonascar, awn yur reelee gud NS!!! Well dun – an maed me LOL awn a day wehn ai don’t much feel liek it.
Ai must drink kwicklee – must go out – but did want to joyne teh partee ov joi. Cheerz me up a bit!!
feelz bettar janet, hate does kinda days!
{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai do hopez yew feel happytayl soon.
Congrtaz on your top spot lolnascar! Eye haz sum flayverd hot choklit: razzberri, mint, oranje, mowca, an wite choklit. Eye jus waitin fur de watur tu boil…
Ooooo.. This party soundz gud. I b bringing de chokklit eeclairz.
Can i haz sum uv deh mintee hot choklit, tribble?
I haz broutted mine own mug dat i gotted in Scotland menny, menny yrs ago.
It b hand maded and haz deh thissles on it. Berry, berry hansum mug.
I cherish it deerly.
Heer u go cweenmj, caerful da watur iz hot.
Iz nize tu haz da prettiful mug. Alwayz maykez whutebber iz innet tayst bedder.
but teh orinj ones r poysin!
Concatulayshunz lolnascar
Nawt sekkund sillybrayshunz fur Yew.Yayyyyy!!!
BACKSTROKEArnchoo teh clevva, an on multipul levels!
I won’t go!
I thought of dat one too! lolz
Been meanin tu tell u lolnascar, eye lub your avatar. Magesteek eaglol, berri nize!
fanks…i replied to ur comment, but WP eeted it. Of course I had the nerve of posting a link
gib it a cuppla hours, should show up in tyme fr noos at eleben!
and curses on your mother and her mother before her and may all your children catch rabies!
watch owt fer teleportashun kitteh-teh next plaes u will see me is up on top ob the cabinet
I expect you to die, Mr. Bond…
This affront to my diginiteh will not goez unpunished
You evil, furless pink monkeh
haz U forgotten how quickly you bleed
Uz is no match for mah pointeh endz
I may be small but I am mighteh
: evil laughter
Iz is self cleaning unlike your stinkeh bebbeh
Care Troll Bait!
OH NOES!!!! THINK OF THE LOLSINKS!!!1!
oh da pourus skin…shame shame on you for snickering at dis pour aboosed torteh
An deh kittehs are POROUS! Bathin shud onlee be dun by a lizenzzed vettech ip kitteh is unner elebenty.
fankfully, i AM a vetteck!!
ands I am errobix imstrukter!
togethr we shal rool teh wurld.
Doan melt teh pooor Kitteh!!!!
oh noes, I iz perfesshunal…there will be no melting of the kittehs, I noes whut Iz doing.
Phew!!
You am perfesshunal, but iz u a LEGAL perfesshunal?
I R leegol perfeshunal, and I haz deez commentz:
1-De orang onez is still da pozin.
2-De hyooman iz gonna die painful terrible def by pointy clawz.
3-De hyoomin will getz da pardun by kitteh aftur givin kitteh gushi fud.
4-De kitteh wil looz his gard and tink he’z ok until hyoomin makes stoopid desishion 2 warsh kitteh again.
5-Repeat step 1.
I promiz I iz cleen… I givved myself a baff jus 10 minits ago!!
Dose brown spots r nawt dirt… dey r part uf mai color skeme…
win!
I purrpayrs fur bakstroke!
Tu be fallowed immedjutelee bai frun stroke
Teh frunt stoke beein preformed bai teh pointy endz goin awl down yaw frunt!!
Pointy enz poysed for Swipe of Deth.
Ness dey gets into sumfing stanky, ai haz nebber given a kitteh a baff. Dey self-cleening.
NOT WANTS!
I thot u had a dishwoshir!
sound of dishwash0r in akshun: *nom nom nom* — *meow?? MOARR!!!* — *nom nom nom nom*
Now there’s a blast from the past!!!
HOW R U YVI????
I has wondered how u has been…….Hasnt seen your name in looooong time!!!
Memeber when U an me an menopaws an..catbutt another people from this site used to talk on teh chat room for HOURS? An we made u tell us dirty german words? And u showed us your cute kitty socks?
Ahh those were the days.
GOOD TO HEAR FROM U!!!!♥♥♥
oh hai melissa
i iz gud.
i still lukz at ICHC few tiemz evary day, but wif teh gigantix amount of commentz, i cant fit reading them all into my dai.
i iz also on teh cheezfrenz mailing list. u iz thar too?
and lol, yez, i remembar diz.
still hez teh soxez on mai flickr. ;D
*hugz melissa*
btw, lol, i furgotz. i hez a wurdprezz acount.
so u cz, iz really me.
It IZ yoo!! I mist yoo heer too! Glad yoo kin still has reedinz wif us!
{{yvi}}
Hao iz mr. eer kitteh?
oh hai
teh eer kitteh aka mr. floppy iz doing gud.
he hez akwired a secund fud source and hez grown teh large belleh. ;D
Talk to da hand cause here it comes…
o u horrbel ebil peepul!! y u puttin the kitteh unner teh tap hed furrst??? wut is rong wif you? hao cud u be sooo meen!!! sumwun resku teh pore kitteh!! O teh torchur ob teh kittehs cuntinuz. terrbel. teh pore kitteh’s pinky tows reechin furr teh help but the hyoomin ignorz it. u ebil peepul. i haitz u hard.
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caretrollin is kinda fun u know…
sum peepl doan reed awl teh wai to teh botum lien.
i trys to balinsz ur burgers tho.
if i cant b a 5burgertroll, i donut luk at teh burgers. s’ok i not fended.
LOL. Donut furgit teh porosity ob teh kitteh skins. Excellent caretrollin kittehlurve.
heehee, i just said dat up dere, didnt see ur mentioning it down heres.
Kawl a vet tek; Kawl mai LOLyerz! Kawl mai ayrobix instuktur!!1!
kawl mai mommeh!!!!
So long as yu dont bite yer tung wile its in yr cheek.
o. i bak away slowly. dat sum wrath rite ther.
didn’t you just buy a new dish sponge?!
I cee dem wordz, I heare da Will Smith voys frm “I, Robot”–wen hez in da tunell, n da bad robots iz gonna jump on hiz car.
Din’t weed teh tag. Sed dri kleen onwy.
Annau kitteh haz shrunk….
U wash me, i pee on ur shoez. Den we seez who dirty.
ROFL!
Lol. Maybe deth is only teh beginnin fur dis hyoomin.
Den i pee on da dawg. Tok abowt stinkie.
PSYCHO KITTY
KISS KA SE
FAFAFA FA FAFA FA FA
RUN RUN RUN RUNRUN RUNRUNAWAAAAAAYYYY!
Talkin’ Headz FTW!!
Mai brudder is a Scowt Leeder, he tort has scowts tihs sawng, nao its teihr anfem! Eksplayn taht wun at teh nekst jamboree!
so much win it hurtz.
we r vain n we r blind.
i hate peepul when ther not polite.
*snerk*
Mai kittehz haz a wadder dish dat sez Psycho Kitty onnit…ebry tyme Ai lookz at it, Ai heerz dis sawng in mai hed! Ai wish Ai cud fynd mor uv dem, acuz itz a phunnee dish. Wud b nyce 2 hav 3 uv dem, wun fr eech kitteh, but Ai finded dis wun atta graj sayl fr 3 munneez. Not seen anudder wun, ever!
HOw com whin I gibbin summat a burger allus teh over burgers goes awai?
Macchik! Berry annoying spezzhal effeck.
Is full of pleh.
Ai find it refrewshing! Vote…refwesh….vote….refwesh….vote…..refwesh….
ai tink difrent brow-sirs do it difrent wais
teh burning fox brow-sir wurks for me
Jorj furgeted to U$ waturprUff glu on Ikea kitteh’z eerz!
I DO NOT LUB YEW-ENNEEMOAR!!!!!!!!
NOOOO, ME ONLY LIKE SINKS WITHOUT WATER!
I useted to habinga kitteh who liked to sitting on deh counter and watching me doing teh dishes. Her wuz fasinated by teh sudsee waters. But her neber helpinged me do teh dishes, just watchted. *Sigh* Y no one eber wants to doing teh dishes?
I haz similar sort of kittehs, mine liek to watch when I takz a bubble baff. Dey sits on the side of bafftub… wun dai tehy mite fall in, and that dai ai will be scarrd for lief. but untill tehn tehy watchez and waitz, and tries to catch my toesiez.
Mai Hartley Kitteh-the turkee steeler-usda get in teh baff wib me.
Hims wud sit on mai belleh an stretch up an ’suss’ mai eerz whyle makin biskitz awn mai sholderz.
Him wud den get inna wadder an jess sit der!1
Himz yoosed ta climb up an do teh sayme wen we sat onna toylet too.Himz diddn noe teh meenin ob privacee!!!
LOLZ! Dat wuz wun unyoosual kitteh! I luvs those kinds teh best!
Ohai leeza-b,
Hartley wuz awlways doin nawty fings.Him used to Nom teh Turkey ebberee Kissmuss,Him feefed a whole Sammon frum teh naybur an dragged it in frew teh catflap,an mayde teh Kitteh hatin naybur frow a stone frew himz Glasshouse.Hahaha!Serb teh meen man rite!!
Hai Tidmum!
Hartley souns liek a nice kitteh! Trying to bring hiz mommeh a prezent right? Sammon is SO much bettur than half-ded mole….
Hai leeza-b,
-so mennee memreez.*sigh*
Yeh,Hartley wuz a beyootiful Biiig Whtye boi wib wun bloo an wun green eye.
Him wuz twice teh size ob himz Mummah Kitteh,Icy.
He wen ober teh bridge wen him wuz 18.Teh sad we had wen him went,he wuz mai late brudderz cat.
We hab a toast to him at Kissmuss-teh Turkee gits to teh tayble in wun peece nao!!
Aww…. so sowry for teh sad. I noes u’d give up sum turkee to hav teh mish, mich….sorta nawty kitteh back. And brudder too.
{{Tidmum}}
teh mamakitty plots to sneeeek ober at kissmuss an mess wit teh turkeee for teh lub of Hartley!! *shhhhhhhhh, not to tail, muchly planning inbolbed*
Tid-
i has a obiwan kitteh hoo does that nao, he getz on mai tummie but then is surprized by hiz fluffie tail soakin up waterz. one time hiz big brudder by anudder mudder Zeek tried teh same thing and me gotted teh pointy endz all over my nekkid bodie, like ai had forsed him to do it. he volunteresed.
Kittiehs awlwaz blamez deh hoomanz.
1 uv mine blamed me wen she got hitted on the hed by a hailstone.
Silleh kittee, shud hab ben blaming deh seeling cat.
OHai mugglemary,
Owch fur teh pointyendz!!Ai noe how dat feelz!!
Mai Orinj n creem Kittehz,Peaches,Melba an Nermal awl did Taht to me at wun tyme or anudder.Demz yoosed ta walk arown teh tub,try an turn rown an den slip in!
Rokkitz had nuffing on dem wen tehy got wet!!
Nermal often fell inna toylet.Himz wuz a big beast of a boi an he jess cuddnt keep hiz footin wen starin at teh wadder!! Him nebber lerned!!
Bartee deh Brat-Cat laiked tu walk aroun edge of tub wen fillin wid bubbles an water, but den he fehl in. Hiz brudder an ai help get drai. Nebber dun sinze.
Ai waz wurreed becuz waz berree, berree hodwatter, but no harm dun.
Mai current Kitteh Fern,iz a floofy girl.She iz a bit ob a stoppowt inna summer.
Wun nite lass year she stayed owt an went ober teh allotments an rolled inna stinky fertilizer-Much Pleh!!
Ai hadz to gib her a baff.She diddunt mynd too mush,but wen ai gitz her owt ai cried-Der wuz nuffink to her unner awl teh floof.She lukked lyke a liddle skelington wib a string tayl!!
Doz taimez he ken be shur ub gettin yer attenshun fur a whaile an habbin u sit stihl.
Ai traiz ged mai kitteh-boiz du hawzewerk. No luk! Ai tellem ai bring treets, gib gud home, dey cud ad leez help wid hawzewerk. Dey sey dey du, bud ai nebber seez a differnce.
sad dai, i haff make baffs fur mai jellebeen tunaite (we callz him Stinkbutt at the moment)
Him is a stanky cat wut neber cleens hims bum-reejun
Mai Hazel beeez a bit lyke dat.
She is a bit *ahem* Large!!
Teh pointy endz an teefs get berree bizzy wen we be mannijing her Min!!!
Afterwerdz teh indignayshun is playn to see.Awwwwwwwwww
Mebbe he cannod azzume deh pozishun.
can hims reeech?
*snerk*
Mai Emmeline iz hyooj. She KAN kleen her bum, but duzzent wanna acuz iz hard fr her 2 reech. So she getz wut teh vet cald a ‘bikini trim’ ebry so offen, en den a good wype wif Dawn dishsope if she getz reel messy. She getz SOOOOOOO MAD!!! But her hiss iz werse den her poynty endz. Phew!
Toatree Kitteh habz
t3h Madz. Sillee Hewminz arz
duzzeeng it awwwwllll rawng!
Keepz nastee watturr
awayz frum Kitteh’z ieez andz
eerz. Kitteh awllwayz
Bayvd frum t3h bawtummz
up. Prefurrablee wenz t3h
Kitteh iz sitteeng
Poarsellenn Bafftubb
iz besstest 4 Kitteh Baff.
Lawtz ubz rume 2 wurkz
Dis willz end badlee!
Hewminz will feel t3h raff ubz
‘Do nawt Want’ Kitteh!!!
Jack.
Kitteh hedfurst becuz iz bein baptizzed.
*gasp*
kittehs noe that CC wud never aks tehm to be baptizzed! what kind uf catistic religionz wud requyer tehm to be wetted down? O tehy hoomanitee!!
Thanks for making me laugh so dern loud that my entire office heard it! http://www.wannasmile.com
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“..and that’s when all hell broke out in the bathroom…”
AWRITE!! AWRITE!!! I TELLS YU EVERYTHING!!!I ATE ALL TEH LEFTOVER SAMMON!!! I BEEN CHEWIN YER TOOFBRUSH!!! IT WUZNT TEH DOG THAT DUG TEH HOAL IN TEH FLOWURBEDS AN PEED ON YR JAKET!!! TEH SEKRET SUBMARINE PLANZ ARE HIDDEN IN TEH LITTURBOCKX!!
Oh are we dun now?…
Forget everything I jus sed.
Winston Kitteh lurnz teh tarbl troof about ROOM 101
I noes ’bout “1984″, no worriez. Big Brudder Kitteh iz wachin’ youze!
*gasp* poor kitteh!
Kitteh:Dunt!1 ai say ennyting!
Jakc Bower:Ware iz teh bukkit?
kitteh:NNNOOOOOEEEESSSSS!!!11!!!!!1 hii dus wurs tew mee if ai sez ennyting!
Jakc Bower:Wurs dan dis?
kitteh:*whimmper* iz haiding it teh bilding nekst tew No Plase in Particular!
Kitteh bein waterborded!
BTW, no 1 in particular….ai alwaz reed yer naem az “Number 1 in Particular” az doh der period apter de No.
well, reed it howevr yu wunt. iz otay wif mee
noes noes noes !!
i iz not the wun that be needin teh baf
itz teh goggie!!1!!
DO NAWT GIVZ CHEEZBURGERS AFTER MIDNITE!
Is that Sundial cat or somebody else?
Im tryin to sort out teh various foots in teh pikshur – is the long leg wid teh pinky-paw-pad a hind leg?? becuz it looks liek his rite front paw is in teh middul. But tehn thers sumthing rong with the leg closest to teh person, unles tahts a frunt leg too…
I noe that BlueMax grows extra feets when he doesn’t want to be put in the carrier or sumthin but this caliko is cornfuzing meh.
Ai thinx u r rite, the long lef leg luks liek back one, and also the long lef on teh rite…b/c it seemz liek the front legz r being held in teh defence-ive grip of death by teh hoomin in teh picture… hoo knoes if they let go it iz AWL OVER FOR TEH HOOMIN.
SHEESH mai taiping is reely bad todai.
ment to sai both the long legs in foregrownd luks liek back legs 2 me.
an den he held me *this* close to teh waturz
no wai!
srsly.
I’m prolly late, but Samuel LoL. JacksonCat?
snurt
Kitteh nawt a theealojikul prapownint ov immershun baptizums
Wai duz peeplz wash kittehs when teh kittehs is self-kleenies? Kittehs only need barths wen dey fallz in tubz wif hoomins (liek mai kitteh did last week).
Goggies not self-kleenies and git vry phew-whiffy so needz barths. Kittehs not get phew-whiffy eva. Not needz barths.
I baptiez u in teh naem of ceiling cat!
Ok, who’s stealing pictures of Kibby!!