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You shall now feel the wrath of mah pointy ends!!
Yay lolnascar, nawt sekkund! Tihs kitteh be doin some kinda frug tipe danze? An drinkin teh soapy water? Bleh! Wii kan does better dan dat!
letz dans to ’splish splash takin a bath’ and uh…litle earlie for cocktails, but maybe some coffees and hot cocoas foar all!!!1
Soundz verrah gud! I haz baeked sum chawklit chunk muffinz, want one? Goes gud wif coffeez! *brings out large platter of steaming fresh chawklit chunk muffins*
Can I come to your howse? I’ll bring my best party manners and some flavured creemer.
*holds cawfee cup in hand, shifting from one fut to da udder in antipayshun*
Kitteh looks just like ma Pootie Tang, but I can’t say the sink action looks familiar!
fifi, u is welcom at mai howse! Prolly shud not bring Pootie Tang cos mai alfa femail Jenny wud hav a fit!
Fang u veerry, verry kindly. RSVP one hoomin (Fifi); no kitteh.
Ooh…ennee lefft by now? (It bee 8 oclock at night!!!)
*dantses fur lolnascar!*
Thankz lolnascar!!! Ai am in grate need ov sum hawt cocoa - 0H!! an zauerflote’s choklit chunk muffins!!1 Thankz to teh bof ov yoo!!!
An congratz, lonascar, awn yur reelee gud NS!!! Well dun - an maed me LOL awn a day wehn ai don’t much feel liek it.
Ai must drink kwicklee - must go out - but did want to joyne teh partee ov joi. Cheerz me up a bit!!
feelz bettar janet, hate does kinda days!
{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai do hopez yew feel happytayl soon.
Congrtaz on your top spot lolnascar! Eye haz sum flayverd hot choklit: razzberri, mint, oranje, mowca, an wite choklit. Eye jus waitin fur de watur tu boil…
Ooooo.. This party soundz gud. I b bringing de chokklit eeclairz.
Can i haz sum uv deh mintee hot choklit, tribble?
I haz broutted mine own mug dat i gotted in Scotland menny, menny yrs ago.
It b hand maded and haz deh thissles on it. Berry, berry hansum mug.
I cherish it deerly.
Heer u go cweenmj, caerful da watur iz hot.
Iz nize tu haz da prettiful mug. Alwayz maykez whutebber iz innet tayst bedder.
but teh orinj ones r poysin!
Concatulayshunz lolnascar
Nawt sekkund sillybrayshunz fur Yew.Yayyyyy!!!
BACKSTROKEArnchoo teh clevva, an on multipul levels!
I won’t go!
I thought of dat one too! lolz
Been meanin tu tell u lolnascar, eye lub your avatar. Magesteek eaglol, berri nize!
fanks…i replied to ur comment, but WP eeted it. Of course I had the nerve of posting a link
gib it a cuppla hours, should show up in tyme fr noos at eleben!
and curses on your mother and her mother before her and may all your children catch rabies!
watch owt fer teleportashun kitteh-teh next plaes u will see me is up on top ob the cabinet
I expect you to die, Mr. Bond…
This affront to my diginiteh will not goez unpunished
You evil, furless pink monkeh
haz U forgotten how quickly you bleed
Uz is no match for mah pointeh endz
I may be small but I am mighteh
: evil laughter
Iz is self cleaning unlike your stinkeh bebbeh
Care Troll Bait!
OH NOES!!!! THINK OF THE LOLSINKS!!!1!
oh da pourus skin…shame shame on you for snickering at dis pour aboosed torteh
An deh kittehs are POROUS! Bathin shud onlee be dun by a lizenzzed vettech ip kitteh is unner elebenty.
fankfully, i AM a vetteck!!
ands I am errobix imstrukter!
togethr we shal rool teh wurld.
Doan melt teh pooor Kitteh!!!!
oh noes, I iz perfesshunal…there will be no melting of the kittehs, I noes whut Iz doing.
Phew!!
You am perfesshunal, but iz u a LEGAL perfesshunal?
I R leegol perfeshunal, and I haz deez commentz:
1-De orang onez is still da pozin.
2-De hyooman iz gonna die painful terrible def by pointy clawz.
3-De hyoomin will getz da pardun by kitteh aftur givin kitteh gushi fud.
4-De kitteh wil looz his gard and tink he’z ok until hyoomin makes stoopid desishion 2 warsh kitteh again.
5-Repeat step 1.
I promiz I iz cleen… I givved myself a baff jus 10 minits ago!!
Dose brown spots r nawt dirt… dey r part uf mai color skeme…
win!
I purrpayrs fur bakstroke!
Tu be fallowed immedjutelee bai frun stroke
Teh frunt stoke beein preformed bai teh pointy endz goin awl down yaw frunt!!
Pointy enz poysed for Swipe of Deth.
Ness dey gets into sumfing stanky, ai haz nebber given a kitteh a baff. Dey self-cleening.
NOT WANTS!
I thot u had a dishwoshir!
sound of dishwash0r in akshun: *nom nom nom* — *meow?? MOARR!!!* — *nom nom nom nom*
Now there’s a blast from the past!!!
HOW R U YVI????
I has wondered how u has been…….Hasnt seen your name in looooong time!!!
Memeber when U an me an menopaws an..catbutt another people from this site used to talk on teh chat room for HOURS? An we made u tell us dirty german words? And u showed us your cute kitty socks?
Ahh those were the days.
GOOD TO HEAR FROM U!!!!♥♥♥
oh hai melissa
i iz gud.
i still lukz at ICHC few tiemz evary day, but wif teh gigantix amount of commentz, i cant fit reading them all into my dai.
i iz also on teh cheezfrenz mailing list. u iz thar too?
and lol, yez, i remembar diz.
still hez teh soxez on mai flickr. ;D
*hugz melissa*
btw, lol, i furgotz. i hez a wurdprezz acount.
so u cz, iz really me.
It IZ yoo!! I mist yoo heer too! Glad yoo kin still has reedinz wif us!
{{yvi}}
Hao iz mr. eer kitteh?
oh hai
teh eer kitteh aka mr. floppy iz doing gud.
he hez akwired a secund fud source and hez grown teh large belleh. ;D
Talk to da hand cause here it comes…
o u horrbel ebil peepul!! y u puttin the kitteh unner teh tap hed furrst??? wut is rong wif you? hao cud u be sooo meen!!! sumwun resku teh pore kitteh!! O teh torchur ob teh kittehs cuntinuz. terrbel. teh pore kitteh’s pinky tows reechin furr teh help but the hyoomin ignorz it. u ebil peepul. i haitz u hard.
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caretrollin is kinda fun u know…
sum peepl doan reed awl teh wai to teh botum lien.
i trys to balinsz ur burgers tho.
if i cant b a 5burgertroll, i donut luk at teh burgers. s’ok i not fended.
LOL. Donut furgit teh porosity ob teh kitteh skins. Excellent caretrollin kittehlurve.
heehee, i just said dat up dere, didnt see ur mentioning it down heres.