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  1. lolnascar says:

    You shall now feel the wrath of mah pointy ends!!

    • zauberflote says:

      Yay lolnascar, nawt sekkund! Tihs kitteh be doin some kinda frug tipe danze? An drinkin teh soapy water? Bleh! Wii kan does better dan dat!

      • lolnascar says:

        letz dans to ’splish splash takin a bath’ and uh…litle earlie for cocktails, but maybe some coffees and hot cocoas foar all!!!1

        • zauberflote says:

          Soundz verrah gud! I haz baeked sum chawklit chunk muffinz, want one? Goes gud wif coffeez! *brings out large platter of steaming fresh chawklit chunk muffins*

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Thankz lolnascar!!! Ai am in grate need ov sum hawt cocoa – 0H!! an zauerflote’s choklit chunk muffins!!1 Thankz to teh bof ov yoo!!!

          An congratz, lonascar, awn yur reelee gud NS!!! Well dun – an maed me LOL awn a day wehn ai don’t much feel liek it.

          Ai must drink kwicklee – must go out – but did want to joyne teh partee ov joi. Cheerz me up a bit!!

        • Tribble says:

          Congrtaz on your top spot lolnascar! Eye haz sum flayverd hot choklit: razzberri, mint, oranje, mowca, an wite choklit. Eye jus waitin fur de watur tu boil…

          • cweenmj says:

            Ooooo.. This party soundz gud. I b bringing de chokklit eeclairz.
            Can i haz sum uv deh mintee hot choklit, tribble?
            I haz broutted mine own mug dat i gotted in Scotland menny, menny yrs ago.
            It b hand maded and haz deh thissles on it. Berry, berry hansum mug.
            I cherish it deerly.

          • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

            but teh orinj ones r poysin!

      • Tidmum says:

        Concatulayshunz lolnascar :) Nawt sekkund sillybrayshunz fur Yew.Yayyyyy!!!

  2. Tribble says:

    I won’t go!

  3. zauberflote says:

    and curses on your mother and her mother before her and may all your children catch rabies!

  4. zauberflote says:

    watch owt fer teleportashun kitteh-teh next plaes u will see me is up on top ob the cabinet

  5. Maus says:

    I expect you to die, Mr. Bond…

  6. two_kittehs says:

    This affront to my diginiteh will not goez unpunished

  7. Maus says:

    Care Troll Bait!

  8. leeza-b says:

    I promiz I iz cleen… I givved myself a baff jus 10 minits ago!!

  9. onceajinx says:

    I purrpayrs fur bakstroke!

  10. Hitta says:

    NOT WANTS!

  11. D.R. says:

    I thot u had a dishwoshir!

    • yvi says:

      sound of dishwash0r in akshun: *nom nom nom* — *meow?? MOARR!!!* — *nom nom nom nom* ;)

      • Melissa says:

        Now there’s a blast from the past!!!

        HOW R U YVI????

        I has wondered how u has been…….Hasnt seen your name in looooong time!!!

        Memeber when U an me an menopaws an..catbutt another people from this site used to talk on teh chat room for HOURS? An we made u tell us dirty german words? And u showed us your cute kitty socks?

        Ahh those were the days.
        GOOD TO HEAR FROM U!!!!♥♥♥

        • yvi says:

          oh hai melissa :)

          i iz gud. :)
          i still lukz at ICHC few tiemz evary day, but wif teh gigantix amount of commentz, i cant fit reading them all into my dai. :(

          i iz also on teh cheezfrenz mailing list. u iz thar too?

          and lol, yez, i remembar diz.
          still hez teh soxez on mai flickr. ;D

          *hugz melissa* :)

  12. meatzilla says:

    Talk to da hand cause here it comes…

  13. kittehlurve says:

    o u horrbel ebil peepul!! y u puttin the kitteh unner teh tap hed furrst??? wut is rong wif you? hao cud u be sooo meen!!! sumwun resku teh pore kitteh!! O teh torchur ob teh kittehs cuntinuz. terrbel. teh pore kitteh’s pinky tows reechin furr teh help but the hyoomin ignorz it. u ebil peepul. i haitz u hard.


    caretrollin is kinda fun u know…

  14. thepetmuseum says:

    o. i bak away slowly. dat sum wrath rite ther.

  15. nica says:

    didn’t you just buy a new dish sponge?!

  16. HewwoKitteh112 says:

    I cee dem wordz, I heare da Will Smith voys frm “I, Robot”–wen hez in da tunell, n da bad robots iz gonna jump on hiz car.

  17. iHazKatzTu says:

    Din’t weed teh tag. Sed dri kleen onwy.

  18. Lyanthya says:

    U wash me, i pee on ur shoez. Den we seez who dirty.

  19. Melissa says:

    PSYCHO KITTY
    KISS KA SE
    FAFAFA FA FAFA FA FA

    RUN RUN RUN RUNRUN RUNRUNAWAAAAAAYYYY!

    • HewwoKitteh112 says:

      Talkin’ Headz FTW!! :D

    • Ambercat says:

      Mai brudder is a Scowt Leeder, he tort has scowts tihs sawng, nao its teihr anfem! Eksplayn taht wun at teh nekst jamboree!

    • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

      so much win it hurtz.

      we r vain n we r blind.
      i hate peepul when ther not polite.

    • teenie says:

      *snerk*
      Mai kittehz haz a wadder dish dat sez Psycho Kitty onnit…ebry tyme Ai lookz at it, Ai heerz dis sawng in mai hed! Ai wish Ai cud fynd mor uv dem, acuz itz a phunnee dish. Wud b nyce 2 hav 3 uv dem, wun fr eech kitteh, but Ai finded dis wun atta graj sayl fr 3 munneez. Not seen anudder wun, ever!

  20. Melissa says:

    HOw com whin I gibbin summat a burger allus teh over burgers goes awai?

  21. paws4thot says:

    Jorj furgeted to U$ waturprUff glu on Ikea kitteh’z eerz!

  22. Tidmum says:

    I DO NOT LUB YEW-ENNEEMOAR!!!!!!!!

  23. NOOOO, ME ONLY LIKE SINKS WITHOUT WATER!

    • cweenmj says:

      I useted to habinga kitteh who liked to sitting on deh counter and watching me doing teh dishes. Her wuz fasinated by teh sudsee waters. But her neber helpinged me do teh dishes, just watchted. *Sigh* Y no one eber wants to doing teh dishes?

      • leeza-b says:

        I haz similar sort of kittehs, mine liek to watch when I takz a bubble baff. Dey sits on the side of bafftub… wun dai tehy mite fall in, and that dai ai will be scarrd for lief. but untill tehn tehy watchez and waitz, and tries to catch my toesiez.

      • Tidmum says:

        Mai Hartley Kitteh-the turkee steeler-usda get in teh baff wib me.
        Hims wud sit on mai belleh an stretch up an ’suss’ mai eerz whyle makin biskitz awn mai sholderz.
        Him wud den get inna wadder an jess sit der!1
        Himz yoosed ta climb up an do teh sayme wen we sat onna toylet too.Himz diddn noe teh meenin ob privacee!!!

        • leeza-b says:

          LOLZ! Dat wuz wun unyoosual kitteh! I luvs those kinds teh best!

          • Tidmum says:

            Ohai leeza-b,
            Hartley wuz awlways doin nawty fings.Him used to Nom teh Turkey ebberee Kissmuss,Him feefed a whole Sammon frum teh naybur an dragged it in frew teh catflap,an mayde teh Kitteh hatin naybur frow a stone frew himz Glasshouse.Hahaha!Serb teh meen man rite!! :lol:

            • leeza-b says:

              Hai Tidmum!
              Hartley souns liek a nice kitteh! Trying to bring hiz mommeh a prezent right? Sammon is SO much bettur than half-ded mole….

              • Tidmum says:

                Hai leeza-b,
                Yeh,Hartley wuz a beyootiful Biiig Whtye boi wib wun bloo an wun green eye.
                Him wuz twice teh size ob himz Mummah Kitteh,Icy.
                He wen ober teh bridge wen him wuz 18.Teh sad we had wen him went,he wuz mai late brudderz cat. :( -so mennee memreez.*sigh*
                We hab a toast to him at Kissmuss-teh Turkee gits to teh tayble in wun peece nao!!

                • leeza-b says:

                  Aww…. so sowry for teh sad. I noes u’d give up sum turkee to hav teh mish, mich….sorta nawty kitteh back. And brudder too.
                  {{Tidmum}}

                • jamamakitty says:

                  teh mamakitty plots to sneeeek ober at kissmuss an mess wit teh turkeee for teh lub of Hartley!! *shhhhhhhhh, not to tail, muchly planning inbolbed*

        • mugglemary says:

          Tid-
          i has a obiwan kitteh hoo does that nao, he getz on mai tummie but then is surprized by hiz fluffie tail soakin up waterz. one time hiz big brudder by anudder mudder Zeek tried teh same thing and me gotted teh pointy endz all over my nekkid bodie, like ai had forsed him to do it. he volunteresed.

          • cweenmj says:

            :lol: :lol:
            Kittiehs awlwaz blamez deh hoomanz.
            1 uv mine blamed me wen she got hitted on the hed by a hailstone.
            Silleh kittee, shud hab ben blaming deh seeling cat.

          • Tidmum says:

            :)
            OHai mugglemary,
            Owch fur teh pointyendz!!Ai noe how dat feelz!!
            Mai Orinj n creem Kittehz,Peaches,Melba an Nermal awl did Taht to me at wun tyme or anudder.Demz yoosed ta walk arown teh tub,try an turn rown an den slip in!
            Rokkitz had nuffing on dem wen tehy got wet!!
            Nermal often fell inna toylet.Himz wuz a big beast of a boi an he jess cuddnt keep hiz footin wen starin at teh wadder!! Him nebber lerned!!

            • JAJEH says:

              Bartee deh Brat-Cat laiked tu walk aroun edge of tub wen fillin wid bubbles an water, but den he fehl in. Hiz brudder an ai help get drai. Nebber dun sinze.

              Ai waz wurreed becuz waz berree, berree hodwatter, but no harm dun.

              • Tidmum says:

                Mai current Kitteh Fern,iz a floofy girl.She iz a bit ob a stoppowt inna summer.
                Wun nite lass year she stayed owt an went ober teh allotments an rolled inna stinky fertilizer-Much Pleh!!
                Ai hadz to gib her a baff.She diddunt mynd too mush,but wen ai gitz her owt ai cried-Der wuz nuffink to her unner awl teh floof.She lukked lyke a liddle skelington wib a string tayl!!

        • JAJEH says:

          Doz taimez he ken be shur ub gettin yer attenshun fur a whaile an habbin u sit stihl.

      • JAJEH says:

        Ai traiz ged mai kitteh-boiz du hawzewerk. No luk! Ai tellem ai bring treets, gib gud home, dey cud ad leez help wid hawzewerk. Dey sey dey du, bud ai nebber seez a differnce.

  24. jellybeansmom says:

    sad dai, i haff make baffs fur mai jellebeen tunaite (we callz him Stinkbutt at the moment)

    Him is a stanky cat wut neber cleens hims bum-reejun

    • Tidmum says:

      Mai Hazel beeez a bit lyke dat.
      She is a bit *ahem* Large!!
      Teh pointy endz an teefs get berree bizzy wen we be mannijing her Min!!!
      Afterwerdz teh indignayshun is playn to see.Awwwwwwwwww

    • JAJEH says:

      Mebbe he cannod azzume deh pozishun.

    • jamamakitty says:

      can hims reeech?

      • teenie says:

        *snerk*
        Mai Emmeline iz hyooj. She KAN kleen her bum, but duzzent wanna acuz iz hard fr her 2 reech. So she getz wut teh vet cald a ‘bikini trim’ ebry so offen, en den a good wype wif Dawn dishsope if she getz reel messy. She getz SOOOOOOO MAD!!! But her hiss iz werse den her poynty endz. Phew!

  25. Jack Deth says:

    Toatree Kitteh habz
    t3h Madz. Sillee Hewminz arz
    duzzeeng it awwwwllll rawng!

    Keepz nastee watturr
    awayz frum Kitteh’z ieez andz
    eerz. Kitteh awllwayz

    Bayvd frum t3h bawtummz
    up. Prefurrablee wenz t3h
    Kitteh iz sitteeng

    Poarsellenn Bafftubb
    iz besstest 4 Kitteh Baff.
    Lawtz ubz rume 2 wurkz

    Dis willz end badlee!
    Hewminz will feel t3h raff ubz
    ‘Do nawt Want’ Kitteh!!! :-)

    Jack.

  26. wannasmile says:

    Thanks for making me laugh so dern loud that my entire office heard it! http://www.wannasmile.com

  27. mugglemary says:

    “..and that’s when all hell broke out in the bathroom…”

  28. Duffy says:

    AWRITE!! AWRITE!!! I TELLS YU EVERYTHING!!!I ATE ALL TEH LEFTOVER SAMMON!!! I BEEN CHEWIN YER TOOFBRUSH!!! IT WUZNT TEH DOG THAT DUG TEH HOAL IN TEH FLOWURBEDS AN PEED ON YR JAKET!!! TEH SEKRET SUBMARINE PLANZ ARE HIDDEN IN TEH LITTURBOCKX!!
    Oh are we dun now?…
    Forget everything I jus sed.

  29. The Crapture says:

    Winston Kitteh lurnz teh tarbl troof about ROOM 101

  30. no 1 in particular says:

    *gasp* poor kitteh!

    • no 1 in particular says:

      Kitteh:Dunt!1 ai say ennyting!
      Jakc Bower:Ware iz teh bukkit?
      kitteh:NNNOOOOOEEEESSSSS!!!11!!!!!1 hii dus wurs tew mee if ai sez ennyting!
      Jakc Bower:Wurs dan dis?
      kitteh:*whimmper* iz haiding it teh bilding nekst tew No Plase in Particular!

  31. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    noes noes noes !!
    i iz not the wun that be needin teh baf
    itz teh goggie!!1!!

  32. Chicken Girl says:

    DO NAWT GIVZ CHEEZBURGERS AFTER MIDNITE!

  33. Is that Sundial cat or somebody else?

  34. Duffy says:

    Im tryin to sort out teh various foots in teh pikshur – is the long leg wid teh pinky-paw-pad a hind leg?? becuz it looks liek his rite front paw is in teh middul. But tehn thers sumthing rong with the leg closest to teh person, unles tahts a frunt leg too…
    I noe that BlueMax grows extra feets when he doesn’t want to be put in the carrier or sumthin but this caliko is cornfuzing meh.

    • leeza-b says:

      Ai thinx u r rite, the long lef leg luks liek back one, and also the long lef on teh rite…b/c it seemz liek the front legz r being held in teh defence-ive grip of death by teh hoomin in teh picture… hoo knoes if they let go it iz AWL OVER FOR TEH HOOMIN.

      • leeza-b says:

        SHEESH mai taiping is reely bad todai.
        ment to sai both the long legs in foregrownd luks liek back legs 2 me.

  35. mysterious says:

    an den he held me *this* close to teh waturz

    no wai!

    srsly.

  36. MommyWoman says:

    I’m prolly late, but Samuel LoL. JacksonCat?

  37. D.R. says:

    Kitteh nawt a theealojikul prapownint ov immershun baptizums

  38. kimkiwi says:

    Wai duz peeplz wash kittehs when teh kittehs is self-kleenies? Kittehs only need barths wen dey fallz in tubz wif hoomins (liek mai kitteh did last week).

    Goggies not self-kleenies and git vry phew-whiffy so needz barths. Kittehs not get phew-whiffy eva. Not needz barths.

  39. kitteh says:

    I baptiez u in teh naem of ceiling cat!

  40. kibbysmommy says:

    Ok, who’s stealing pictures of Kibby!!


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