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Make it a cold one!
congr adulashuns!
Ai jest wonderin….
is Congo Rat Ululations
laik Aferkin Rodenz Yodelin?
Ai haz to ask teh stupi questionz, or the ailinz eatz mai brain.
cowld-adulashunz CH!!1
but maibee nyze snuggly wawm concatshewmalashumz wud b bettuh 4 teh wethur.
I be kurled up wid da kittehs in front of a fireplace!
LOLKOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLO
I guess no won lieks da warm pepsies
akshully ide like a polar bar popsikle.
do they still sells doze?
Oooh, yes. Teh choklit-on-vnilly i screem kind. Tehy dont have stiks so teh choklit gets all ovur yr fingurs an melts an — um, gots to go to teh cafeteerea now. We gots ‘em in teh cooler.
Brb.
waaaaaaaaaaayt git me won toooooooooooooooooo!
ratz. don’t fink duffy herd.
o wells, off twerk.
*Maus sez teh yoosyooal nunsense*
*airkiss*
I got lots!! Nobody wanted ice screem inside today becuz they are all screemin at the ice outside!! I share with everbody - here, Mary O’S - don’t get the choklit on yr keybrd. Is hard to lik it off.
if u haz extra, I will tak sum.. it’s almoas sebenty degreez heer, and ai loooooves ice scream!
Shur - here yu go!
fank yew!! Nao I haz the choclit dribbul on my shirt. as yoosual.
Iz onlee liek firtee-ate degrees heer, but dat is much nycer dan teh twenny oar fibteen, etc dat it uzualee is heer in alaskee. Besydes, I will eet i screem any ol dai .. eben iffen iz beelo zeeroh! (cuz iz warm insyde!)
Is nebber too hawt fur coffee, an nebber too cold fur i screem!
With a side of freshly killed seal.
eskimo pie fur dessert.
Maded wif reel eskimos…
Like the sheperd’s pie pepperd
With actual shepherd…
an teh cottij py wit teh reel cottijes! Nawt to menshun tode in teh hoel…
duz that meen devilled eggz iz made of devilz?
and angel fud caek iz made uf angelz?
tehn there’s molassesz…. erp!
An corm oil iz frum groun up corms, an olive oil iz frum smushin olivers, tehn wuts baby oil? EEEWWWW!
Hav yew red abowt teh man in TeeneeTineeeIngerland hoo libs on road kill?
It is teh biiig PLEH!
Himz gotz a freezer full ob ded aminals himz pikked up off teh rowd.Nasteee!
but cheep!
Mite be cheep but ohhhhhhhh!Teh pleh!
well it was gud enuf foar teh Clampetts….
:O
eeewwwwwwwwwww!!!
Gimme a nice ‘fresh frum teh farmshop’ peece ob meet enneeday!!
on top!
Also freshly killed.
… and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Pakkaged by da same kwality folks dat brought you Soylent Green!
EEEEEEuuuuccchhhhhhhhhh.!!111!!!!!!!! PLEH! PLEH! PLEH!
Ai jess red abowt soylent green-DO NOT WANT!!!!
Mmmmmmm, glucose…
How about a “Spring Surprise”?
If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy!
MOCK FROG?? We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!
dey nebber has enny of teh lark’s vomit, eitter…..
Oh yes it does, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate
“Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words ‘crunchy frog’, and replace them with the legend ‘crunchy raw unboned real dead frog’, if you want to avoid prosecution.”
Inspector ?????????? ATE one of those…..*Inspector ????????runs offstage…holding his mouth*
am eskymo py liek teh baykt alaskan?
is a freezermerated treet wif i screem inside, chonklit on teh outside.
sum daiz eye feel liek i skweem on teh insyde 2!
but den eye kumz 2 teh lolsum paradyze an awl am well
deed yu wont teh ‘clubbed’ sanwich?
Nah. I’ll jus taek it open faced…
yu meenz u juss owpenz yur fayz an trowz it een??
Um… I meended teh seal…
No clubbed sandwich of seals, plz. Prefer to arm da harp seals wid some semi-automatiks and then theys can ships sum surprized fresh hyuman meat to da bears.
Eskimo sammich for da bears! I liek it!
yu reelyze dat am teh berree sealy eyedea!!.?
Dat b my speshualtee.
eef wii awl club 2 gedduh wii kan bai dem teh setalight deefenz siztum.
awl doez een favur…. leev yur doenashunz @ teh tybooteek - juss doan let LCB heer bowt it!
Cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeps, cheeps, Pepsi, Pepsi…
No Coke! Pepsi!
an a fokkses glassyer mint!
teh joekz r gunna get unbearubbul!!
Waht? They duzzunt has yer seal uv approvul?
sighnd, seald an de-blubberd..!!1
Gets me a pen, Gwen, so I can signs it…
maybee a harpoon wud be moar appr, apper….bettur.
juss mai b teh rong poel?? ( fur teh pen Gwens? )
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wer am janet wif hur pole danzin?
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