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Make it a cold one!
congr adulashuns!
Ai jest wonderin….
is Congo Rat Ululations
laik Aferkin Rodenz Yodelin?
Ai haz to ask teh stupi questionz, or the ailinz eatz mai brain.
cowld-adulashunz CH!!1
but maibee nyze snuggly wawm concatshewmalashumz wud b bettuh 4 teh wethur.
I be kurled up wid da kittehs in front of a fireplace!
LOLKOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLO
I guess no won lieks da warm pepsies
akshully ide like a polar bar popsikle.
do they still sells doze?
Oooh, yes. Teh choklit-on-vnilly i screem kind. Tehy dont have stiks so teh choklit gets all ovur yr fingurs an melts an — um, gots to go to teh cafeteerea now. We gots ‘em in teh cooler.
Brb.
waaaaaaaaaaayt git me won toooooooooooooooooo!
ratz. don’t fink duffy herd.
o wells, off twerk.
*Maus sez teh yoosyooal nunsense*
*airkiss*
I got lots!! Nobody wanted ice screem inside today becuz they are all screemin at the ice outside!! I share with everbody – here, Mary O’S – don’t get the choklit on yr keybrd. Is hard to lik it off.
if u haz extra, I will tak sum.. it’s almoas sebenty degreez heer, and ai loooooves ice scream!
Shur – here yu go!
fank yew!! Nao I haz the choclit dribbul on my shirt. as yoosual.
Iz onlee liek firtee-ate degrees heer, but dat is much nycer dan teh twenny oar fibteen, etc dat it uzualee is heer in alaskee. Besydes, I will eet i screem any ol dai .. eben iffen iz beelo zeeroh! (cuz iz warm insyde!)
Is nebber too hawt fur coffee, an nebber too cold fur i screem!
With a side of freshly killed seal.
eskimo pie fur dessert.
Maded wif reel eskimos…
Like the sheperd’s pie pepperd
With actual shepherd…
an teh cottij py wit teh reel cottijes! Nawt to menshun tode in teh hoel…
duz that meen devilled eggz iz made of devilz?
and angel fud caek iz made uf angelz?
tehn there’s molassesz…. erp!
An corm oil iz frum groun up corms, an olive oil iz frum smushin olivers, tehn wuts baby oil? EEEWWWW!
Hav yew red abowt teh man in TeeneeTineeeIngerland hoo libs on road kill?
It is teh biiig PLEH!
Himz gotz a freezer full ob ded aminals himz pikked up off teh rowd.Nasteee!
but cheep!
Mite be cheep but ohhhhhhhh!Teh pleh!
well it was gud enuf foar teh Clampetts….
:O
eeewwwwwwwwwww!!!
Gimme a nice ‘fresh frum teh farmshop’ peece ob meet enneeday!!
on top!
Also freshly killed.
… and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Pakkaged by da same kwality folks dat brought you Soylent Green!
EEEEEEuuuuccchhhhhhhhhh.!!111!!!!!!!! PLEH! PLEH! PLEH!
Ai jess red abowt soylent green-DO NOT WANT!!!!
Mmmmmmm, glucose…
How about a “Spring Surprise”?
If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy!
MOCK FROG?? We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!
dey nebber has enny of teh lark’s vomit, eitter…..
Oh yes it does, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate
“Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words ‘crunchy frog’, and replace them with the legend ‘crunchy raw unboned real dead frog’, if you want to avoid prosecution.”
Inspector ?????????? ATE one of those…..*Inspector ????????runs offstage…holding his mouth*
am eskymo py liek teh baykt alaskan?
is a freezermerated treet wif i screem inside, chonklit on teh outside.
sum daiz eye feel liek i skweem on teh insyde 2!
but den eye kumz 2 teh lolsum paradyze an awl am well
deed yu wont teh ‘clubbed’ sanwich?
Nah. I’ll jus taek it open faced…
yu meenz u juss owpenz yur fayz an trowz it een??
Um… I meended teh seal…
No clubbed sandwich of seals, plz. Prefer to arm da harp seals wid some semi-automatiks and then theys can ships sum surprized fresh hyuman meat to da bears.
Eskimo sammich for da bears! I liek it!
yu reelyze dat am teh berree sealy eyedea!!.?
Dat b my speshualtee.
eef wii awl club 2 gedduh wii kan bai dem teh setalight deefenz siztum.
awl doez een favur…. leev yur doenashunz @ teh tybooteek – juss doan let LCB heer bowt it!
Cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeps, cheeps, Pepsi, Pepsi…
No Coke! Pepsi!
an a fokkses glassyer mint!
teh joekz r gunna get unbearubbul!!
Waht? They duzzunt has yer seal uv approvul?
sighnd, seald an de-blubberd..!!1
Gets me a pen, Gwen, so I can signs it…
maybee a harpoon wud be moar appr, apper….bettur.
juss mai b teh rong poel?? ( fur teh pen Gwens? )
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wer am janet wif hur pole danzin?
dat bear needz sum fuzzy green nikkurz 2 keip wawm!!
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an eyem spektin sum polaryzashun ov opinyun ….
teh pepzi vs coak deebayt.
Ai cannot comply… ai wud deebayt, but I iz addikted to dyet cafeene free mowntan dew. No pepsi or coak!
So, like, you drink green water then?
grin tee 4 2 mek yew slim n helfee
um, green water, but it haz a flavr….and fizzee bubbuls…
we all haz owr addiixshuns…. dont wii?
but if you REEELY wantz a debayt, ai am sure we can think of sumthing!!
led zep – rolling stonz?
tp goes ovur or undur?
tastz grate – less filling?
Jus teezin Leeza. I ackshooly lieks teh diet MD (but wif caffeen).
Me too… Diet Code Red Mountain Dew with caffeine for me.
Hims defnitly needs to furry green nikkers – he’s gawt a baer behynd!
ah, u beet me 2 it!
Classic SNL FTW!
*DANSE DANSE DANSE*
eye wud sujjezt teh eyez balay.. but dat poor bare doan hab noe eyez!!
diz cud b teh proof ov teh powla capz reeseedinz?
owur enbirunmentul deezastuh – let himz shew it yu!
duz taht meen Iz in trubble ifs ai lyks de dite cokity cola moor betterer? wii can haz choklilt martoonis insted?
Eye lurvs teh coak tew. Eye hyd w/ u en teh marteenee sekshun.
ai tink dey had sum in de tybootik, lez tri ober der, k?
Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too?
Poler bare moar liek salt, no?
“Awl i wanted was a Pepsee, just wun Pepsee, and she wudint giev it to me”
im nawt teh one hoos crazee…
akshully, ai kan haz Dr. Peppah?
firsty polar bear
feels no brand loyty to coke
hes no corprit slave
haiku ftw!
but I thot all teh poler bears lieked teh coke : (
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Notice no ice?
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De global warming is da suck
oh noes, poler bear will cause scandal an lose hims advertizin contract.
i can has pepsi
or i can has cocacolola
or eben teh dr pepah,
but,
pleeze?
i can has some ICE WIF IT??
pleeze?
ice ekund dat emoshun.
apologize if statement is polar icing, but is deeplee felted.
sum deep polar ice wud be gud. srsly.
yup. tempted to make joak bout hao long a polar bear can tread water, but my heart just isn’t abul.
akshully I’d rather have my natural habitat, the polar ice that SHOULD BE FROZEN ten moths a year, restored to its original state. Currently swimming from island to island instead of walking on the ice. KTHXBAI.
I wants teh Poler Ice Caps. soes I can flote around on me iseburg.
bearack sayz he used it in hi skool:
“pot had helped, an booz, an mebbee a littil snow . . .
HOW DOES A POLAR BEAR KNOWS WHAT PEPSIS IS?!?!?!?!!!!11!?!
Ref: http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/01/12/polar-bear-apple-ice-cubes/
Teh Pepseh iz wai bettah den da Coaks, anawai.
no, coke better way than pepsi! pepsi = dishwater.
u iz big badz trayter!
Maibee teh pepsi pays you to make teh product placement?
awl i wunted wuz a pepsi
dey stuk mii in a instatushun
sed it wuz da onlee salushun
to giev mii teh nededed profeshnul hlep
to proteck mii frum teh emeny mahself
it dun matter i’ll prolee get hit bi a kar enywae lol
Iz an lolbear. MMMMMM…. Pepsi…..
Klondike Bar? Do u haz?
lolz, i want, onez!