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so cuuuuuuuute! =^-^= u stoled mah heart.
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Wut kinna song N danz kin Ai offuuurr U?
Alszo, wee kin meetz at da TyBooTeek N browz rownd abitz 2 C if wee findz ennyfing ob interest?
wut kind ub beberages u lieks?
Downt B shaii, Codeh…U kin staay N plaayz wif us?
We hab a niez baraietty ob fudz N drinkz
das rite! hawt? coald? wut ur pleshur?
Mebbee Codeh hadz 2 run to da litterBox, oar wurkz, oar sumtin?
Ai hopez it wassnt a fatal Splortz!!1!
dat cud be it! wii needz moar CCC’s
Sorry for teh dealehs, i catch the gnu cheez’s in da morning afore i sleep, then i goes to bed until i gotta werk for man.. err in mah cayse, wooman, but mah bery favorite drink is mwtn of doo, mmmmmmm
pours a big mug o mtn dew wif two straws in honur ob the cute kittehs.
I dinks teh song an dance shud be teh cakewawk “Under teh Bamboo Tree” from “Meet Me in St. Louis” -
goes:
If I like-a u
An u like-a me
An we like-a bofe teh same,
I’d like-a say
Dis verree day
I’d like-a change yur na-ha-hame…
Cakewawk ALWAYS good dancing. Is eezee and has a prize at teh end.
mmm yes, i can haz teh most awsum gewd danzers
N wee libz 2 snugglz
N us haz a Wii
Snugglekittehs!!!!!
mmmmm…2morrow, Ai getz 2 hav a snugglenap wif mai kittehz. Ai bin lookin 4werd 2 it al week!
Ware iz da CCC? Dis two coot, my head iz splortin’
O Hai F&O
U mus memberz to ware Ur protekshuns
Ai halpz kleen up
*sweepz, sweepz, sweepz*
*skuupz, skuups, skoopz*
*stuffz, stuffz, stuffz*
Taypez, taypz, N tapez summoor*
Der, Ai hopez datz bedder…U kn shaer mai blankie wiel Ai make U sum hotChawkklit
GeeNeeZcatz, u misst a bit ober tehre n da kormer.
Ohh Noez, wee kant miss enny braneCellz!! Ai hurrie N piks dem up…noew HOWZ duz Ai gets dam bak in? Ai used 2 much taype!
HALPZ plz! Iz der a pair…paramed…ennyboddy wif CPR/AED skillz owt der?
I bleeve Cookie’s Human has some brane surgery expeeryence. Or wuz it lolcatburglar?
NEways, I is here wif egermency supplies of CHRGs, RARGs, an floofy swim caps till teh CCC gets here wif teh sof blankees, choklit, an teleport to teh Hed Splort Recubbery Ward.
U cud put teh xtra grey matter into a rubber glub till teh surjun arrives.
ai halp u cleen! *pulz glubs on teh hands*
sew menny brane cellz sew liddil tiemz!
Iz Ok, Iz ok. GNZ gots enuff brane cellz back fur me 2 b ok.
Tanks fur da help. Dat waz a BIG SPLORT.
ai sew gladz u ok!
bee carefull n awlwaze secur dat CHRG wit lots of teh tapez
Ohh Ai iz so hapy tayl to heer dat!!
Aww I wish mah kittehs dos dis. All thyme de have der ahrms ’round each uder den de is also kicking each uder in de hud wid der back feets.
Mine too. I bet dese kittehs felled asleep wile doin jus dat.
Teh kikkin we cawls “rabbies” at mah hows. Is short-hand (or short-paw) fur givvin “rabbit kicks.” Rabbies is whu yoo gits when yoo attempts to snorgle a kitteh hoo is rollin an showin yoo belleh fuzz – but he duzzint wunt to be snorgled an fites bak!
*holdz CHRG in place wit shakee hands* Awwww
Ai needz teh lurves liel dat
Moornin Rosie
U needz sum eggztra taype? Ai hab plentee
Heer, hab sum hotChawkklit 2 bringz up Ur bludshuggerz so U downt shak so muches wiel lukkin at dis 2 2 kewwt pikshur
GeeNeeZcatz thx sew much *raps tape roun CHRG*
hot chawklit bery bery gud!
ai skared ub teh pikshurs teh cum!
Hot and dry, sugar’s high;
Cold and clammy, give ‘em some candy.
Hawt chawklit and a soft blankie are also nice.
Regarding this pikshur, all I ken say is “Aaawwwwwwww.”
oooo, dis iz a bery gud ting to noes. itx halps in noin abawt da hawt chawklit or nawt to gibb it tu da splortin’ peeps. kbaithx
… I’z luvs scrabble
u always goes wit Q
Vanna White’s kitteh’s
ai kinda sloe
ai jus got it!
wii hab updated teh lolspeak wiki guise! and moar stuff to cumz!
cum c us at teh wiki and ad ur wrdz or fix teh onez wii put in rong!
u r teh pros!
Teh wiki is mucho funneh! I lubs teh entree fur CHRG . . .
I luv this picture!
*splort!1!* teh kewtness ov dis pichur maeded mi fall down. mai hed ’sploded n mai hart iz bery smooshy.
uh oh ai callen for teh CCC
hold on nao!
wut wii du for teh smooshy hart???
U fix da hed N Ai’l wurk onna hart wif lots ob huggz N snorglez
{{{{{{huggles N snuggles}}}}}}
ahhhh…teh huggles n snuggles wurkded teh majik on mi. *feelz warm n fuzzee*
tank-q 4 teh CCC. ai putz teh duck taep ’round mai hed til it getz heer…*holdz splorted branes n smooshy hart wile waitz*
Heer, brainfire, heer’s an xtra CHRG wile u wait fur ur soft blankee. Ware cud teh CCC be today? We needs more bolunteers.
Ohh Noez!!1!
nudder EEmerg…emurgen…Splort Alarm
Rosie, is da CCC fullee supplied??
GNZ & Roise – Ai gotz to run to werk nao, but Ai’ll stoppp bai teh CCC supplie stor and pix up manee manee CHRGs, a lotz moar ducktape, bunches of blankees (assorted kolurs) an mos escellent choklits (fur bof teh drinkink and teh nommings)
Hoepfully it’ll be enuf for tihs piktur!!
We iz on your puter
stealin Ur heartz
Lubs. Lubs weel keep uz tew-ge-thur.
OMG!!!!
I finkz mai hart juss melteded!!!!
MUST. SNORGLE. NAO!!1!!
Yes! Dis pickshur a gud zample of snorgle-pr0n.
Wen mai kittehs do dis, dey kicking eech odder in teh belleh.
Napz tyme’z wundurrfull
wiff a Kitteh blankee. Awll
wawrm frum hedz 2 tayl
Liiddill Kittehz knoez
howz 2 cawnsurv ennurrjee
andz luuk kewt az well
Liddill Kittehz goez
awff 2 dreemlandz awn lushuss
pillowz ubz sawft purrz
Gonna beez bizzee
day. Habz Chokklitt andz dukkt tayp
4 t3h CCC
Jack.
yay!1! Jack saveded teh dai wid teh chokklitt and dukkt tayp. u da bestest…
Jack! How does ju does it? Ju always makez teh eggsellent poems
makez me smile
and gives me happee tayl!
Nudder gud one Jack.
Is gonna bee berry bizzee day fur da CCC.
o hai. i calld ur boss an sed u was not goeeng 2 b in 2dai. k?
okeh! we juss nap den. gude plan
Plz no b steelin mah u.
Oar, tu sey it moar mew-zikulee:
U iz mah sunshain,
Mah onlee sunshain.
U maek mi hapee,
Wen I iz blu.
I luv u moar den
A big cheezburgr
Plz dew nawt
B taykin mah u.
OMGOMGOMG, that’s just too adorable
Beep-beep-beep-beep–
That much perfection in one place may destabilize everything else
Alert CNN, this could be serious
uh oh… luvvy kitnz… dis gona be messy… [sigh]
: : : : : S P A R F : : : : :
glort
glort
glort
OMG!!! Teho!!! SPARF???? glort???? Soundz awful. An am aut teh door!! Oh Nooes!
HALP111 HALP DOWN HEER. SUMWUN – QUICK WIF THE CCC.
a-oo-gah a-oo-gah
a-oo-gah a-oo-gah
Whew. Ai gotz back to ICHC jes in tiem wif teh new suppliez!!!11!!1!
Furst, hab a big hunk ob choklit wile I mops up teh mess.
*mopp moppity mopp mopp mop mop mop mop* (wow, what lotz ob branes Teho haz, an hao far tehy trafeled!)
*plunk plunk plunk*
*tap tap tapity tap*
*tuk tuk tuk*
Nao, fur teh CHRG(wdoi) – *tug tug tug* an teh duktaep *wrap wrap* *riiiiip*
Tehre. Nao the branes will stai in wun plaec. I hopez.
An heer’s a nise sawft purty blankee – iz grene fleece. I hoeps yoo like.
I haz to run to stoopy meting, so I leeve teh CCC heer. Hep ursef to N E tink yoo want. An if dere ar N E moar splorts, we’ll no wehre to fine it.
*tugs CHRG further ober head and colleks paperses fur teh stoopy meting*
hurr hurr hurrrrr
i iz can be smrt agen naow! [checks mirror] …and so HANSUM tu.
tanku!
PB2K mussta bin trianed bai JCH4K-berry gud at teh slport cleanzinup (we can has teh menee anograms? dis be funz
)
oh, yeh! yu bee lukin gud in that CHRG(wdoi), Teho!
[rubbery BRAWWK]
*purr* ai needz tew go getz a noo CHRG wif diffrunt drawingz awn it! ai dunt liek this wun.
*diggz throo a drar until findz favorite wun*
dere wii goes!
Dem kittehs soooooooo cyootz, makes me wants to nom nom nom dem all up oar mehbe go hom to snorgle me babbies
SSSSPPPLLLOOOOOOOORRRRT!
Gud tin I wearing mai CHRG (wdoi). Hot chawklit an blankie, plzkthx.
mai kitteh are muther an dawter, an dey do taht. Here is deir LOL:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=542841
vote plzkthx.
oh, mai! yur kittehs maekeded mee go splort agan! ai dunt tink ai haz enny braynz left! OTAY, AI NEED MAI BLANKY&CHOKIT, ND AI NEED DEM NAO!!!!!
Heer, pink blankie and hawt chokklit. Mai kittehs say tanks.
thx! ai prephur bloo blanky, but pinky will doo!
SSSSPPPLLLOOOOOOOORRRRT!
Gud tin I wearing mai CHRG (wdoi). Hot chawklit an blankie, plzkthx.
here iz soft pink blankee
and choklit bar for nommingz
and hot choklit for drinkingz
here lay down on this bed …
ju feel betterz now?
ju haz happy tayl again?
Gud thing teh CCC iz close by. Here ya go.
Wud u like a nice soft pinkee blankie? oar maybe dis lubly purplee 1?
Herez deh hot chokklit wif the whipped creme and chokklit sprinklez on top.
Noaw let me see ur CHRG. Needz a little bit moar tape here.
**tape, tape.
**pat, pat
U’ll b fine in a few minitz, Lyanthya.
Dat wuz an awsum splort u b habing.
Oooh tank u bofe! Iz feelin much beter nao.
Whoa, mayjer splort.
We r havin a horribibibull day here in Owhyo with ice stormin snoe an lotsa peeps out of lectrisity an cold an scared. Here at hopsspital wher I wurks we got power an stuff but I wud rather be home snugglin with mah bebehs jus like dis pikshur. It makes me all warm an fuzzy inside an — an –
*splort*
Intercom: “Plant services pleez…cleenup, main floor, area d…”
Duffy, Iz sowry to heer abowt yor bad wether. We gitz plenty uv bad wether this yeer in Pennsilvaynya too. Feb was lotsa snow an cold an sum ice. Yoo hang on nao!
Meenwhyle, I tuks yor brayns bak in *tuk tuk*
I givs yoo priddee blanky – heer, feel hao sawt! – and hands yoo extry CHRG fur negxt tiem.
Yoo feelin beddur?
Aww, u also has a lot uv KYOOT
Ah awlways wunderd hao menneh “u’s” ther wuz in kyuuuuuuut . . .
AAAWWWWWwwwwwwwww…
uhoh! ai feelz it cuming!
*SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!*
otay, das ovah wif. GIB MEE A BLANKY&CHOKLIT!!!!!!!
oh yeh, nd put mai hed bak awn tew, plz?
Oh noes, no 1 – wher did yor hed go? Oh, heer it is. I putz it bak awn. An yor brayns shuld be just fien after yoo noms sum uv dis fancee choklit from teh CCC. Blankee for yoo too – niec an sawft! Yool be OK, I think.
danka, gracias, merci, thx!
Dis pik made mee finkz thars still luv in da wurld
One of the sweetest lolcats ever
I’z just an aminal lukkin 4 a hoam n share teh same space 4 a minit or 2
This made me feel warm and squishy and not as sad for a minute.
My dad had to put down my old 14 year old cat back home this afternoon.
Me and his kitteh friends in my apartment are very sad, but know all kittehs go to heaven and have much cheezburger and noms.
Sawry to heer that, storybeast. Is verree hard – {{hugz}} to yor daddee an fambly. Awl kittehs go strayt to teh bridg an wayt fur us – yor pop will see that sweet kitteh agin wun day! I noes it to be troo. Heerza sawft blankee fur yoo whyl yoo feels teh sads. *hands storybeast a niec blankee*
{{{{{{storybeast}}}}}}} It’s hard to lose such a good and longtime friend, but he’ll be waiting in the sunshine, playing with his old friends, waiting for you.
{{{{{{{{storybeast}}}}}}}}}
Ai r sew sawry to heer yaw sad newz.
Iz awlwayz hard to deel wib such a sad okkurrance.
Yew will hab teh memmerees in yaw hart an mynd furreva an tehy will halp yew frew teh sad tymes.
Teh kitteh will be playin in teh meddow ober teh bridge.Wen cumz teh tyme,yew will see him agen.
Ai noe this am troo.
I noz my calculus. It sez u + me = us.
akshully, dis is da cutest lolkitteh i’z ever sawed.
This. is. awesome…It is the reason why I adopted all three kittehs of the mamma cat that was hanging around my deck. (Adopted her, too, but she actually had another home; she just didn’t want them getting her behbehs.)
Was happy time, seeing the little litter mates snuggly like this…
Picture brought it all back..
T’anks, ICHC!
awwwz so cyoot!
I found this picture of two sleeping cats together rather humorous, and extremely adorable. Unfortunately, I can’t read any of these blasted comments. I guess I’m not Lol enough.
nawww… u just gotta learn lolspeak! i think theres some links to show u how
basicly u just spell everything how it sounds w/o all the extra stuff but sometimes u add extra stuff. is not that hard to lern. see? like, learn, u just put what it sounds like – lern.
THAT HAS MADE WANT TO CRY IT WAS SO CUTE….5/5………..KITTENS BE SO CUTE TA ME
oh noes!!! splorts!!!!
mah hed gona splode!
da kyootist kittehz evar!!11!!1 Ai wantz dem!
Using this on my Girlfriend.