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so cuuuuuuuute! =^-^= u stoled mah heart.
picture: Sue Hayes with kittehs Sherman and Tink. lol caption: (?)
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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n u haz a me
congz ratzUmalayshuns Codeh!!!1!
Wut kinna song N danz kin Ai offuuurr U?
Alszo, wee kin meetz at da TyBooTeek N browz rownd abitz 2 C if wee findz ennyfing ob interest?
wut kind ub beberages u lieks?
Downt B shaii, Codeh…U kin staay N plaayz wif us?
We hab a niez baraietty ob fudz N drinkz
das rite! hawt? coald? wut ur pleshur?
Mebbee Codeh hadz 2 run to da litterBox, oar wurkz, oar sumtin?
Ai hopez it wassnt a fatal Splortz!!1!
dat cud be it! wii needz moar CCC’s
Sorry for teh dealehs, i catch the gnu cheez’s in da morning afore i sleep, then i goes to bed until i gotta werk for man.. err in mah cayse, wooman, but mah bery favorite drink is mwtn of doo, mmmmmmm
pours a big mug o mtn dew wif two straws in honur ob the cute kittehs.
I dinks teh song an dance shud be teh cakewawk “Under teh Bamboo Tree” from “Meet Me in St. Louis” -
goes:
If I like-a u
An u like-a me
An we like-a bofe teh same,
I’d like-a say
Dis verree day
I’d like-a change yur na-ha-hame…
Cakewawk ALWAYS good dancing. Is eezee and has a prize at teh end.
mmm yes, i can haz teh most awsum gewd danzers
N wee libz 2 snugglz
N us haz a Wii
Snugglekittehs!!!!!
mmmmm…2morrow, Ai getz 2 hav a snugglenap wif mai kittehz. Ai bin lookin 4werd 2 it al week!
Ware iz da CCC? Dis two coot, my head iz splortin’
O Hai F&O
U mus memberz to ware Ur protekshuns
Ai halpz kleen up
*sweepz, sweepz, sweepz*
*skuupz, skuups, skoopz*
*stuffz, stuffz, stuffz*
Taypez, taypz, N tapez summoor*
Der, Ai hopez datz bedder…U kn shaer mai blankie wiel Ai make U sum hotChawkklit
GeeNeeZcatz, u misst a bit ober tehre n da kormer.
Ohh Noez, wee kant miss enny braneCellz!! Ai hurrie N piks dem up…noew HOWZ duz Ai gets dam bak in? Ai used 2 much taype!
HALPZ plz! Iz der a pair…paramed…ennyboddy wif CPR/AED skillz owt der?
I bleeve Cookie’s Human has some brane surgery expeeryence. Or wuz it lolcatburglar?
NEways, I is here wif egermency supplies of CHRGs, RARGs, an floofy swim caps till teh CCC gets here wif teh sof blankees, choklit, an teleport to teh Hed Splort Recubbery Ward.
U cud put teh xtra grey matter into a rubber glub till teh surjun arrives.
ai halp u cleen! *pulz glubs on teh hands*
sew menny brane cellz sew liddil tiemz!
Iz Ok, Iz ok. GNZ gots enuff brane cellz back fur me 2 b ok.
Tanks fur da help. Dat waz a BIG SPLORT.
ai sew gladz u ok!
bee carefull n awlwaze secur dat CHRG wit lots of teh tapez
Ohh Ai iz so hapy tayl to heer dat!!
Aww I wish mah kittehs dos dis. All thyme de have der ahrms ’round each uder den de is also kicking each uder in de hud wid der back feets.
Mine too. I bet dese kittehs felled asleep wile doin jus dat.
Teh kikkin we cawls “rabbies” at mah hows. Is short-hand (or short-paw) fur givvin “rabbit kicks.” Rabbies is whu yoo gits when yoo attempts to snorgle a kitteh hoo is rollin an showin yoo belleh fuzz - but he duzzint wunt to be snorgled an fites bak!
*holdz CHRG in place wit shakee hands* Awwww
Ai needz teh lurves liel dat
Moornin Rosie
U needz sum eggztra taype? Ai hab plentee
Heer, hab sum hotChawkklit 2 bringz up Ur bludshuggerz so U downt shak so muches wiel lukkin at dis 2 2 kewwt pikshur
GeeNeeZcatz thx sew much *raps tape roun CHRG*
hot chawklit bery bery gud!
ai skared ub teh pikshurs teh cum!
Hot and dry, sugar’s high;
Cold and clammy, give ‘em some candy.
Hawt chawklit and a soft blankie are also nice.
Regarding this pikshur, all I ken say is “Aaawwwwwwww.”
oooo, dis iz a bery gud ting to noes. itx halps in noin abawt da hawt chawklit or nawt to gibb it tu da splortin’ peeps. kbaithx
… I’z luvs scrabble
u always goes wit Q
Vanna White’s kitteh’s
ai kinda sloe
ai jus got it!
wii hab updated teh lolspeak wiki guise! and moar stuff to cumz!
cum c us at teh wiki and ad ur wrdz or fix teh onez wii put in rong!
u r teh pros!
Teh wiki is mucho funneh! I lubs teh entree fur CHRG . . .
I luv this picture!
*splort!1!* teh kewtness ov dis pichur maeded mi fall down. mai hed ’sploded n mai hart iz bery smooshy.
uh oh ai callen for teh CCC
hold on nao!
wut wii du for teh smooshy hart???
U fix da hed N Ai’l wurk onna hart wif lots ob huggz N snorglez
{{{{{{huggles N snuggles}}}}}}
ahhhh…teh huggles n snuggles wurkded teh majik on mi. *feelz warm n fuzzee*
tank-q 4 teh CCC. ai putz teh duck taep ’round mai hed til it getz heer…*holdz splorted branes n smooshy hart wile waitz*
Heer, brainfire, heer’s an xtra CHRG wile u wait fur ur soft blankee. Ware cud teh CCC be today? We needs more bolunteers.
Ohh Noez!!1!
nudder EEmerg…emurgen…Splort Alarm
Rosie, is da CCC fullee supplied??
GNZ & Roise - Ai gotz to run to werk nao, but Ai’ll stoppp bai teh CCC supplie stor and pix up manee manee CHRGs, a lotz moar ducktape, bunches of blankees (assorted kolurs) an mos escellent choklits (fur bof teh drinkink and teh nommings)
Hoepfully it’ll be enuf for tihs piktur!!
We iz on your puter
stealin Ur heartz
Lubs. Lubs weel keep uz tew-ge-thur.
OMG!!!!
I finkz mai hart juss melteded!!!!
MUST. SNORGLE. NAO!!1!!
Yes! Dis pickshur a gud zample of snorgle-pr0n.
Wen mai kittehs do dis, dey kicking eech odder in teh belleh.
Napz tyme’z wundurrfull
wiff a Kitteh blankee. Awll
wawrm frum hedz 2 tayl
Liiddill Kittehz knoez
howz 2 cawnsurv ennurrjee
andz luuk kewt az well
Liddill Kittehz goez
awff 2 dreemlandz awn lushuss
pillowz ubz sawft purrz
Gonna beez bizzee
day. Habz Chokklitt andz dukkt tayp
4 t3h CCC
Jack.
yay!1! Jack saveded teh dai wid teh chokklitt and dukkt tayp. u da bestest…
Jack! How does ju does it? Ju always makez teh eggsellent poems
makez me smile
and gives me happee tayl!
Nudder gud one Jack.
Is gonna bee berry bizzee day fur da CCC.
o hai. i calld ur boss an sed u was not goeeng 2 b in 2dai. k?
okeh! we juss nap den. gude plan
Plz no b steelin mah u.
Oar, tu sey it moar mew-zikulee:
U iz mah sunshain,
Mah onlee sunshain.
U maek mi hapee,
Wen I iz blu.
I luv u moar den
A big cheezburgr
Plz dew nawt
B taykin mah u.
OMGOMGOMG, that’s just too adorable
Beep-beep-beep-beep–
That much perfection in one place may destabilize everything else
Alert CNN, this could be serious
uh oh… luvvy kitnz… dis gona be messy… [sigh]
: : : : : S P A R F : : : : :
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OMG!!! Teho!!! SPARF???? glort???? Soundz awful. An am aut teh door!! Oh Nooes!
HALP111 HALP DOWN HEER. SUMWUN - QUICK WIF THE CCC.