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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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It is so hard to pack things when you need to return them…
IKEA kitteh sez “Yoo fergoted teh bubbly rap, dummy!”
Allwayz be needin moar bubbly rap! Its teh WIN!
An also “Dis not mah orijinal pakajing!!”
Pop Pop Pop.
Send that cat to Albuquerque!
naaa na na, you send kittehs to Abu Dahbi. You send bunnehs to Albikerkie so dey can makes da wrong left turns.
LOL
Congratumalashuns Maus, on your top nawt-sekond! (Even tho U dizparaged my ‘onerable intenshuns in de nawty barn last pikshur!)
Moi?
oh my…good think i took my mewnity to Fronsch dose todae… hopes i duznt runnout…
Quoi?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmr
*dizzi ness passes*
whew. dat wuz cloze.
*releases grip on desk*
yikes!lukadatime- gotta go twerk.
May wee - ai reelee lieka yur “twerk.” Ai wunz said taht wee needed to go
tiddlee tweet - but nobuddee gotted it. Ai had teh sad.
Did yoo??? Reeleee????
P.S. I’m werking awn it. Hard to figger awt what happeneded. Noos at elebenty.
Oh no celling cats nemissis floor cat!
Mr. T and the “Whack a Fool!”
U knoes all dem Polterguysts that comes out of the television skreens? Kitteh haz good solutshun: gets up klose and slappities dere faces til they goes away! Feerless ghost hunter kitteh!!!!
next we plays pin on the donkee and yure teh donkee
Pin what?
wut? you canna reed my mind?
i have no ideeyuh wut happned to “the tayle”. less just callit PICNIC
Lets play “pin teh harbls back on teh kitteh”. Yoo goes furst, okeh?
Shur yoo wudn’t leik to trai dingelberriez???
Nah. Harbls. Yoor turn…
Yur gonna hafta waita wile - ai’m laffin too hard to do much ov enething!!

Whhooo - did yoo see taht???? We awl just got liddle bloo boxes. Kewl!!
an now - goen again. Spooooookeee!!
Maus - yoo ar totalee wikked!! Yoo noe purrfektlee well that ai am awlreddie. . .awlreddie . . . ummmmm. . .stretched to prettee much mai outer limit heer!!!
But still - it’s verree funneh!! LOLZ sum moar!!!
de tails, de tails…
wut? you canna reed my mind?
No, I canna, lass.
here, borry my microscope…
moar lyklee needz teh tellyzkowp - yur sew far owt der!!
refractor or reflector?
hubbul!!
well, i don’t have akshual akcess to dat wun…
Ov corse yoo doo! Haz yoo furgotten where wee ar?? If Maus cud just open up a wormhole to reskew mee, shurlee yoo can get to hubbul!
ai’ll be bak - ai’ve browt mai pitchfork as ai saw there wuz sum werk to do.
An stop callin me Shurlee…!
que pena!!1
okays, wen CH adn i goes on owr trip to Vega, we takes you alawng, adn drops you off on da way.
wayte, mebbee i better ax C’s Human.
She may have been hoping foar a Themlma & Louise type o’ advenchure…
Hey, if yoo guise is havvin a T&L type advenshoor, cownt meh in!
It wud haz to bee a GreeatHound bus bur teh number ov peepl hoo wud want to go!!
But nawt teh ending, tho. Ai wud jump off teh bus befoar that, ai think.
okay, PICNIC goin on here. see, deres teh antz…
Sum kinda bugs, newais…
Doooood! Thems is FLEEZ!! Yew gots teh cooties!
Nah. Onlee GURLS has cooties…
Boy cooties is worser dan gurl cooties. Boy cooties scrach thereselfs and fart alla da tyme.
COOTIES! COOTIES! FARTING COOTIES!
and gurls NEVER fart! we jus getz ‘da vapors’
xackly. gurls DO NOT WANT farts.
nawt even our oan!!
gurls teaches their cooties to not fart. nuthin wers than fur all fulla farting cooties.
Pew!
so much for “All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten”… [snork]
Noooes. i learnded these stuffs in grad skool.
luklee, dere beez halp fer teh kooteez, whoeber yoo be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM
Teh antz go marchin wun bai wun
Hurrah Hurrah
Teh antz go marchin wun bai wun
Hurrah Hurrah
Teh antz go marchin wun bai wun
Teh liddle wun stawps to suk hiz tumb
And dey all go marchin
down to teh grawnd
To get owt ob teh rayne
Boom Buum Boome
The ants go marching two by two,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two,
The little one stops to tie his shoe
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching three by three,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three,
The little one stops to climb a tree
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching four by four,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four,
The little one stops to shut the door
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching five by five,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching five by five,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching five by five,
The little one stops to take a dive
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching six by six,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching six by six,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching six by six,
The little one stops to pick up sticks
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!