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It is so hard to pack things when you need to return them…
IKEA kitteh sez “Yoo fergoted teh bubbly rap, dummy!”
Allwayz be needin moar bubbly rap! Its teh WIN!
An also “Dis not mah orijinal pakajing!!”
Pop Pop Pop.
Send that cat to Albuquerque!
naaa na na, you send kittehs to Abu Dahbi. You send bunnehs to Albikerkie so dey can makes da wrong left turns.
LOL
Congratumalashuns Maus, on your top nawt-sekond! (Even tho U dizparaged my ‘onerable intenshuns in de nawty barn last pikshur!)
Moi?
oh my…good think i took my mewnity to Fronsch dose todae… hopes i duznt runnout…
Quoi?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmr
*dizzi ness passes*
whew. dat wuz cloze.
*releases grip on desk*
yikes!lukadatime- gotta go twerk.
May wee – ai reelee lieka yur “twerk.” Ai wunz said taht wee needed to go
tiddlee tweet – but nobuddee gotted it. Ai had teh sad.
Did yoo??? Reeleee????
P.S. I’m werking awn it. Hard to figger awt what happeneded. Noos at elebenty.
Oh no celling cats nemissis floor cat!
Mr. T and the “Whack a Fool!”
U knoes all dem Polterguysts that comes out of the television skreens? Kitteh haz good solutshun: gets up klose and slappities dere faces til they goes away! Feerless ghost hunter kitteh!!!!
next we plays pin on the donkee and yure teh donkee
Pin what?
wut? you canna reed my mind?
i have no ideeyuh wut happned to “the tayle”. less just callit PICNIC
Lets play “pin teh harbls back on teh kitteh”. Yoo goes furst, okeh?
Shur yoo wudn’t leik to trai dingelberriez???
Nah. Harbls. Yoor turn…
Yur gonna hafta waita wile – ai’m laffin too hard to do much ov enething!!
Whhooo – did yoo see taht???? We awl just got liddle bloo boxes. Kewl!!
an now – goen again. Spooooookeee!!
Maus – yoo ar totalee wikked!! Yoo noe purrfektlee well that ai am awlreddie. . .awlreddie . . . ummmmm. . .stretched to prettee much mai outer limit heer!!!
But still – it’s verree funneh!! LOLZ sum moar!!!
de tails, de tails…
wut? you canna reed my mind?
No, I canna, lass.
here, borry my microscope…
moar lyklee needz teh tellyzkowp – yur sew far owt der!!
refractor or reflector?
hubbul!!
well, i don’t have akshual akcess to dat wun…
Ov corse yoo doo! Haz yoo furgotten where wee ar?? If Maus cud just open up a wormhole to reskew mee, shurlee yoo can get to hubbul!
ai’ll be bak – ai’ve browt mai pitchfork as ai saw there wuz sum werk to do.
An stop callin me Shurlee…!
que pena!!1
okays, wen CH adn i goes on owr trip to Vega, we takes you alawng, adn drops you off on da way.
wayte, mebbee i better ax C’s Human.
She may have been hoping foar a Themlma & Louise type o’ advenchure…
Hey, if yoo guise is havvin a T&L type advenshoor, cownt meh in!
It wud haz to bee a GreeatHound bus bur teh number ov peepl hoo wud want to go!!
But nawt teh ending, tho. Ai wud jump off teh bus befoar that, ai think.
okay, PICNIC goin on here. see, deres teh antz…
Sum kinda bugs, newais…
Doooood! Thems is FLEEZ!! Yew gots teh cooties!
Nah. Onlee GURLS has cooties…
Boy cooties is worser dan gurl cooties. Boy cooties scrach thereselfs and fart alla da tyme.
COOTIES! COOTIES! FARTING COOTIES!
and gurls NEVER fart! we jus getz ‘da vapors’
xackly. gurls DO NOT WANT farts.
nawt even our oan!!
gurls teaches their cooties to not fart. nuthin wers than fur all fulla farting cooties.
Pew!
so much for “All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten”… [snork]
Noooes. i learnded these stuffs in grad skool.
luklee, dere beez halp fer teh kooteez, whoeber yoo be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM
Teh antz go marchin wun bai wun
Hurrah Hurrah
Teh antz go marchin wun bai wun
Hurrah Hurrah
Teh antz go marchin wun bai wun
Teh liddle wun stawps to suk hiz tumb
And dey all go marchin
down to teh grawnd
To get owt ob teh rayne
Boom Buum Boome
The ants go marching two by two,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two,
The little one stops to tie his shoe
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching three by three,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three,
The little one stops to climb a tree
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching four by four,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four,
The little one stops to shut the door
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching five by five,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching five by five,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching five by five,
The little one stops to take a dive
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching six by six,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching six by six,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching six by six,
The little one stops to pick up sticks
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
red and blak antennaz wayving….
The ants go marching sev’n by sev’n,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching sev’n by sev’n,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching sev’n by sev’n,
The little one stops to visit Devon
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching ate by ate.
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ate by ate.
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ate by ate.
The little one stops an eet mex him layt
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
am ai teh awnlee purrson in teh whirled hoo duznt know this wun??
Ai wuz wunz a child – reelee!!!
*shhhhsh*
ai nebbu herd ov eet eefer.
Butt eet seamd liek phun.
is to teh toon ob “wen jonny comes marchin hoam”
Okeh, les finnish tihs:
The ants go marching nine by nine,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching nine by nine,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching nine by nine,
The little one stops to check the time
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching ten by ten,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ten by ten,
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ten by ten,
The little one stops to say “THE END”
And they all go marching
down to the ground
To get out of the rain,
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Done! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
ummm. i fink you fergot the ants go marchin elebentee by elebentee
Sry, Mais Ouis Sweet Pea. It onlee goeses to 10. But yoo is welcum to continyoo…
teh cats go marchin elebenty by elebentee
hurrah hurrah
teh cats go marchin elebenty by elebentee
hurrah hurrah
teh cats go marchin elebenty by elebentee
the liddul wun stops to
count to sebentee
and they awl go marching
donw to da ground
to get owt ob the rain
NOM NOM NOM…
uh ohes. he sed Mais Oui…where’s my meds…
Quoi?
*Too easy. Oh well.*
Maus – we ar seeing a syde ov yoo taht ai alwaiz dreemed eggsisted!
LOL. Yoo aint seen nuffin yet, gurls…
Ooooooooohhhhhh. . .*thud*
Kwit laffin an go get Mom!
A tree wai ty!!!
Concatumalayshunz ebbereewun.
Whut danses an drinkses be rekwired?
cancashewnutalayshuns – choo choo!
Az mai temprerry assyztunt ms mary O’ am udderwize engaijd stormin teh cassul an such – eye am happee 2 welkum yawl 2 the tybooteek.
2 daiz speshul gypht am teh donkee tayulz an teh C lexyun ov cullurd pinz.
Choklitt cuvvurd antz – speshully impawtid an testid 4 kwalitee bai Maus an PB2K.
An the regyulah favrit – teh bobbul heddid catz am hear 2 dekkyrayt yur monnyturz.
N joi !!
Hab a mice dai.
Lemme out, u big bullee!
Mommeh, hez touching meh..
Doan mayke mee cum in dere…
doan mayke me get the hose….
Keds git tehr heds stuc n the funniezst places.
ai had dat saem skrachee-mowntin (iz awn itz syde dere) an it wuz purrfikt fer tynee kittehs tu git intu. dey dids it awn porpuss an den lafft at dere big brudder wen he kudnt git at dem in dere. much funn!
Schrodinger employes thug kitteh tu mayke sure kitteh doan eggscape frum da speriment!
Oh noez
Win.
Bawks wif teh Peter Max artwurk….DO NOT WANT!
Fine — then I will take it!
All you need is lurve!
I knoes whoo u meen but this just now occurs to me: “Peter Max” would be a good name for a pr0n star.
.
A *male* pr0n star.
tek it 2 teh limmit !!1
Gray tabby kitteh sez –
Ohai, mum, itza demun kitteh frum h3ll! We sendz heem bak nao, K?
Teh best part is – I knoews theres not much room in thoes alpine scratchers!
Poor demon kitteh is awfoollly squished!
Wants to get out!!!
I’ll take yu hoem, demon kitteh, and lurve yu!
I did nofing’s wrongs…
http://www.wannasmile.com
Yoo b goin tu Ah-boo Dah-b, liek it or nawt!
iffen eyecanhav teh shrymp abudabi den eye go kwyet..
http://www.ummah.com/family/recipes/murabyan.html
note to self: pik up fresh cilantro. wild wabbit eated stuffs in graden.
eye bawted u sum. eet am in teh frij.
heah – eye goe get eet 4 U!!
*ketch*
Hahaha. That little kitty looks so upset.
Tsk…awww, kitteh in box looks like dey gettin’ bullied!
Oh just wait kitteh outside box….karma shall catch up wif you….you do sleep don’t you?
yu rong culur. wii send yu bak, nao
Maaaaaaaahm, make him staaaaaaaaaawp
babeh kitteh: lemme owt!
bully kitteh: lemme owt! *mockingly*
babeh kitteh: i wontz eatz yur food anymoah, i pwomise!
bully kitteh: i wontz eatz yur food anymoah, i pwomise! *mockingly*
bebeh kitteh:ai am a big, stoopy, fat meeny!
etc., etc.
bully kitteh:*mokingly* ai am a big, stoopy, fat meeny!
bebeh kitteh:
Hey Bully, karma gonna be a real bitch for you very soon……
hey bully, karma gonna be a real bitch for you very soon *mockingly*
oh look it’s the troll!
Mole kitteh feels teh ownage.
It eez to do jyast fullo dees steps
Wun.) Kuts ole een dis bocks
Too.) Poots kitt in dis bocks
Free.) Whacks u a lolts
Dis Abu Dhabi. SEND KITTEHS PLEEZ!!!
It putz da loshun on itz skin!!
Dis be Tony Sopranmeow’s kid in da box, Tony’s gonna be mad. Bully kitteh gonna hafta to hide Nobody better mess wif his kid.
Hay! I gots da saym Alpine Skwatcher!!!
Wayaminit….is dat MINE???
Howz dem kittehs git my Alpne Skwatcher!?!???
Dr. Ketteh says:
push harder, babeh iz crowning!
MAH ROFLCOPTER GOES : FAIL