Dis is de las piktur
we findz in Larryz kamera
the second-to-the-last picture…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: kurt
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And tiger not be smiling.
He not be ready for hiz close-up. Neither was da photographer.
Tiger likes da close ups. Nice ‘n tastie.
@ leezt Laz wuz smrt eenuff 2 tek awff teh lenzcap.
sadlee dat wuz teh limitz ov himz intellyjunz!
Iz troo - iz better to die wid at least one last good image in kamra, than to die wid closed kamra.
iz pawziblee nawt teh favrit pixchewer in teh famly album..
But for da sake of ART……dat’s whut really counts.
kaztin teh krittykul I ober teh compuzishun -
eye wud sai it lax sumfin
an eye doan mean Larry!
I agrees. First, da pikshur is listing to one side. Den, really, a nice kontrasting color wuld be nice - liek a green plant. Framing da subject, say in the soft arch of a blossoming tree branch, wuld add a rilly nice tuch. Obveeously Larry wuz an amatchur.
hiz purfeshunnul creer am nawt gonna happun
4 teh vareyitee ob reezinz.
yu haz danzin awn teh brayn!!
Hmmmmmmmm. . .
O, I dunno. Teh famblee myte b happeez 2 not haf 2 puttup wif Larry’s laam joekz n borring pikshurz. Den, 2, dey myte haf bin alawng wif Larry, n kud run fasstr tahn himz. (u don haf 2 run fasstr tahn teh tygrr, u kno, jus fasstr tahn teh slowess 1 in yur grupe.
tehy tyd larreez shoolayzis 2 gedduh juss 2 mek shoor!
lass tiem eye lukt - hole dat tyguh wuz nawt teh minuet.
but mebbeh teh kwiet werd wif Julyun Bream …….?
Hey!!! Hoo’s that kyoot guy in teh pitcher???
Psst.
**Whispurrz
Jch4K. I wented to hims website and it haz a bigger
piktyur of teh kyoot guy. real kyoot guy.
eye fort eyed berreed himz @ teh oasis???
upphairnentlee, SUMwun dug himz up again!!! :-0
Tho - it wuz a REEL big hole, becuz ov hiz hed.
yu bin reedin mai hat sighz??
LOLZ!! After awl these “cyoot” commints - yoo meen yur hed izn’t just a teenzie weenie bit bigger???
eye ewezd 2 bai mai hatz frim Dunn an Co.
an awlwaiz eye haz trubbul gettin teh fedoruh beeg inuf 4 mai fat hid!
hmmmmmm - Nope - surprized ai a nawt!! Becuz. . .
pic-chewer…hahahahahah
iz gud punz
congr adulashuns!
i has a kweshchun fur you. Wen we goes own owr ThelmanLouise trip to Vega, is dere any room fur Hitchhikers?
Only if he be Brad Pitt (not just look like him).
Akshually, didn’t Rutger Hauer play a psychopathic killer/hitchhiker in da movie “The Hitcher?” Neber saw dat movie (don’t like da slashers movies), but I LOVED him in “Ladyhawke.” Okay, on dat association, we can pick up Rutger if he be hitchhiking (but only if he still b looking like Navarre….)
Ai thot hee wuz VERREE gud in “Blade Runner.”
yor maztry ov teh undastaytmint am kummin awn bai lipz an bownz!!
An. . .how gud did YOO think he wuz? Ai, purrsonallee, espechullee lieked teh part where he wuz tawking about what his aies had seen -
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
(Yay fur google)
Yoo cee - Ai hav seen so mennee extraordinarilee byootiful an amazigin things. . .An awl those memriez will be lawst in teim, liek teerz in rayn.
An THAT iz wai ai hav no intenshun of dying at awll. Nope. Nawt mee!!
teh reezun himz memreez wud b lawzt am beecuz him wuz teh mashine an nawt hoomin. uz hoominz kan shair teh memriez in teh ubermiend - aks carl jung, aks teh hunnerdf munkee
Ai dont caire - ai dont want to go . . .
Som acheeve imor tallity thru teh rate werks. Ai intend to acheeve it thru nawt dyin!
izza plann…!!
psssst you no i are MO’S, rite?
But of course! *ponders for a moment* I needz to get me an alias, 2. Then I can ponders da natchure of duality, likes bruce Wane duz.
oar teh Hulk..?
Nao der iz teh brutalitee ov dualitee!
*mush 2 pondur*
But whut of da mentalitee of da legalitee of da brutalitee of da dualitee???? It make da superhero head spin!!!!
2 mek teh genralitee bowt teh mentalitee ov teh legalitee ov teh brutalitee ov teh dualitee - teh spinnin am fasser tahn teh speedin bullit!!1
But the teknakalitee of da mentalitee ov da legalitee of da brutalitee of de dualitee makes 4 an altered realitee.
but wot cozt causallittee iph lukkin bak @ nawmalitee
b kumz a fawmalitee oar yr speshialittee wen worpin realitee wif yur borg aktchewalitee een frunt ov teh tee vee.
OK. I haz deh hedake noaw. will go lie down 4 a wile.
Iz der eny asperinz in the tybooteek?
teh tybooteek am stokt wif awl teh bess paynkilluz frum liddulteeenytinyhingerlun - wish meenz taht wii haz teh codeen bai teh bukkitlode.
Mmmm. Codeen. My faborite.
Thankzzzzzzzzzzzz gibbocat……
PS Interesting new avatar.
Kinda miss deh cyoot guy, tho.
he b lurkin sumwerz..
I most humblee bowand kurtsee to da superioritee of yur rhymitees!
aww CH - yor teh smrt wun - eyem juss foolin rown
happi nawt-sekund, CH! wut yu wunt foar drink&danse?
ai iz selling sum akahall foar teh peeps hoo kant liev wifowt it.
tew akahall drink limit!
Wuzn’t there an old song kalled “Hold that Tiger?” And I guess Klingon blood-wine wuld be konsidered takky at this moment of honoring the dead photografer????
diz tyguh haz teh ‘larry in teh tank’!!
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eye membuh teh sawng.
but teh lyrix am sumwut limitid:
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh
(adn eye b leef it continooz:
)
howl dat tyguh!
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh!
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nawt 2 mush ov teh challinj 4 doze ov us hoo am nawt fullee borg ekwipt.
Aye ub da tygr wud bee approp…apprep…gud
*HHHIIIISSSSSSSSSSS*
ai dunt hiss at Andrea, but at teh meen wun-burger troll hoo gibbs her low numberz! GO AWAY!
but eef wii tex dem in 2 owah hartz an gibz tehm lub an kuddulz eet weel tek awai teh powuh ob aggrybashun - witch am awl dey haz.
Teh powuliss troll am teh sad an pittiful fing.
sew eye senz dem mai lubbinz..
kisssy kisssy fur teh trollz
an a sof pink blankee to rap dem in, an a mouf fulla choklit. Dere now, isn’t dat bedder?
yoor teh doktur!!
Bit ai am heer wif mai awl-powerfool pitchfork - an ai hav no merssee!!!
Pitchfork is gud bak-up plan. In case of troll egermency us can pitch teh XS trolls off teh ruf (even I loses payshents sumtimes)
reemyn mii nawt 2 git sik!!
Oh, Mr. Gibson, I has a reminder heer 4 u. It’s from u.
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It says: Not 2 get sik.
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Reminder is pre-payed but it is customary to tip teh reminder-renderer.
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*forces engaging smile, holds out paw*