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we findz in Larryz kamera
the second-to-the-last picture…
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And tiger not be smiling.
He not be ready for hiz close-up. Neither was da photographer.
Tiger likes da close ups. Nice ‘n tastie.
@ leezt Laz wuz smrt eenuff 2 tek awff teh lenzcap.
sadlee dat wuz teh limitz ov himz intellyjunz!
Iz troo – iz better to die wid at least one last good image in kamra, than to die wid closed kamra.
iz pawziblee nawt teh favrit pixchewer in teh famly album..
But for da sake of ART……dat’s whut really counts.
kaztin teh krittykul I ober teh compuzishun –
eye wud sai it lax sumfin
an eye doan mean Larry!
I agrees. First, da pikshur is listing to one side. Den, really, a nice kontrasting color wuld be nice – liek a green plant. Framing da subject, say in the soft arch of a blossoming tree branch, wuld add a rilly nice tuch. Obveeously Larry wuz an amatchur.
hiz purfeshunnul creer am nawt gonna happun
4 teh vareyitee ob reezinz.
yu haz danzin awn teh brayn!!
Hmmmmmmmm. . .
O, I dunno. Teh famblee myte b happeez 2 not haf 2 puttup wif Larry’s laam joekz n borring pikshurz. Den, 2, dey myte haf bin alawng wif Larry, n kud run fasstr tahn himz. (u don haf 2 run fasstr tahn teh tygrr, u kno, jus fasstr tahn teh slowess 1 in yur grupe.
tehy tyd larreez shoolayzis 2 gedduh juss 2 mek shoor!
lass tiem eye lukt – hole dat tyguh wuz nawt teh minuet.
but mebbeh teh kwiet werd wif Julyun Bream …….?
Hey!!! Hoo’s that kyoot guy in teh pitcher???
Psst.
**Whispurrz
Jch4K. I wented to hims website and it haz a bigger
piktyur of teh kyoot guy. real kyoot guy.
eye fort eyed berreed himz @ teh oasis???
upphairnentlee, SUMwun dug himz up again!!! :-0
Tho – it wuz a REEL big hole, becuz ov hiz hed.
yu bin reedin mai hat sighz??
LOLZ!! After awl these “cyoot” commints – yoo meen yur hed izn’t just a teenzie weenie bit bigger???
eye ewezd 2 bai mai hatz frim Dunn an Co.
an awlwaiz eye haz trubbul gettin teh fedoruh beeg inuf 4 mai fat hid!
hmmmmmm – Nope – surprized ai a nawt!! Becuz. . .
pic-chewer…hahahahahah
iz gud punz
congr adulashuns!
i has a kweshchun fur you. Wen we goes own owr ThelmanLouise trip to Vega, is dere any room fur Hitchhikers?
Only if he be Brad Pitt (not just look like him).
Akshually, didn’t Rutger Hauer play a psychopathic killer/hitchhiker in da movie “The Hitcher?” Neber saw dat movie (don’t like da slashers movies), but I LOVED him in “Ladyhawke.” Okay, on dat association, we can pick up Rutger if he be hitchhiking (but only if he still b looking like Navarre….)
Ai thot hee wuz VERREE gud in “Blade Runner.”
yor maztry ov teh undastaytmint am kummin awn bai lipz an bownz!!
An. . .how gud did YOO think he wuz? Ai, purrsonallee, espechullee lieked teh part where he wuz tawking about what his aies had seen –
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
(Yay fur google)
Yoo cee – Ai hav seen so mennee extraordinarilee byootiful an amazigin things. . .An awl those memriez will be lawst in teim, liek teerz in rayn.
An THAT iz wai ai hav no intenshun of dying at awll. Nope. Nawt mee!!
teh reezun himz memreez wud b lawzt am beecuz him wuz teh mashine an nawt hoomin. uz hoominz kan shair teh memriez in teh ubermiend – aks carl jung, aks teh hunnerdf munkee
Ai dont caire – ai dont want to go . . .
Som acheeve imor tallity thru teh rate werks. Ai intend to acheeve it thru nawt dyin!
izza plann…!!
psssst you no i are MO’S, rite?
But of course! *ponders for a moment* I needz to get me an alias, 2. Then I can ponders da natchure of duality, likes bruce Wane duz.
oar teh Hulk..?
Nao der iz teh brutalitee ov dualitee!
*mush 2 pondur*
But whut of da mentalitee of da legalitee of da brutalitee of da dualitee???? It make da superhero head spin!!!!
2 mek teh genralitee bowt teh mentalitee ov teh legalitee ov teh brutalitee ov teh dualitee – teh spinnin am fasser tahn teh speedin bullit!!1
But the teknakalitee of da mentalitee ov da legalitee of da brutalitee of de dualitee makes 4 an altered realitee.
but wot cozt causallittee iph lukkin bak @ nawmalitee
b kumz a fawmalitee oar yr speshialittee wen worpin realitee wif yur borg aktchewalitee een frunt ov teh tee vee.
OK. I haz deh hedake noaw. will go lie down 4 a wile.
Iz der eny asperinz in the tybooteek?
teh tybooteek am stokt wif awl teh bess paynkilluz frum liddulteeenytinyhingerlun – wish meenz taht wii haz teh codeen bai teh bukkitlode.
Mmmm. Codeen. My faborite.
Thankzzzzzzzzzzzz gibbocat……
PS Interesting new avatar.
Kinda miss deh cyoot guy, tho.
he b lurkin sumwerz..;)
I most humblee bowand kurtsee to da superioritee of yur rhymitees!
aww CH – yor teh smrt wun – eyem juss foolin rown
happi nawt-sekund, CH! wut yu wunt foar drink&danse?
ai iz selling sum akahall foar teh peeps hoo kant liev wifowt it.
tew akahall drink limit!
Wuzn’t there an old song kalled “Hold that Tiger?” And I guess Klingon blood-wine wuld be konsidered takky at this moment of honoring the dead photografer????
diz tyguh haz teh ‘larry in teh tank’!!
.
eye membuh teh sawng.
but teh lyrix am sumwut limitid:
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh
(adn eye b leef it continooz:
)
howl dat tyguh!
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh
howl dat tyguh!
.
nawt 2 mush ov teh challinj 4 doze ov us hoo am nawt fullee borg ekwipt.
Aye ub da tygr wud bee approp…apprep…gud
*HHHIIIISSSSSSSSSSS*
ai dunt hiss at Andrea, but at teh meen wun-burger troll hoo gibbs her low numberz! GO AWAY!
but eef wii tex dem in 2 owah hartz an gibz tehm lub an kuddulz eet weel tek awai teh powuh ob aggrybashun – witch am awl dey haz.
Teh powuliss troll am teh sad an pittiful fing.
sew eye senz dem mai lubbinz..
kisssy kisssy fur teh trollz
an a sof pink blankee to rap dem in, an a mouf fulla choklit. Dere now, isn’t dat bedder?
yoor teh doktur!!
Bit ai am heer wif mai awl-powerfool pitchfork – an ai hav no merssee!!!
Pitchfork is gud bak-up plan. In case of troll egermency us can pitch teh XS trolls off teh ruf (even I loses payshents sumtimes)
reemyn mii nawt 2 git sik!!
Oh, Mr. Gibson, I has a reminder heer 4 u. It’s from u.
.
It says: Not 2 get sik.
.
Reminder is pre-payed but it is customary to tip teh reminder-renderer.
.
*forces engaging smile, holds out paw*
mai tip is *whispurrr*
trai nawt 2 get cawt!
Wai, hai thar!!!
sry, I not dat kinda doctor. I is PhD in Stoopy Hyoomanities. Lemme noes if u needs lekchur in litter-airy feories.
(mah reel name iz Catherine, but mah frenz callz me Cat. Dass ok ware I libs, but dere is so menny Cats roun here dat I uses mah akkademic tidal. Gotsta be gud fur sumfin)
Concats! C’s H
I broted you sum more dark choklits fur your ongoing projectz
THANK U!!!!!!!!! (It iz indeed a reserch project taht iz forever ongoing…..)
mii finkz dat Larry nawt du the ’sai cheez’ rooteen.
Hiz dumb – let uz inspekt it!!
we nawt play teh audio. too skeery
How long before we here from da folks about the tiger incident still being to fresh????
….six, five, four, three….
Nah. I’m local to teh tiger incident, an teh last noozpapr thing I red onnit, teh too survyvrs told teh non-survyvr’s dad dey wuz standin on teh rail an yelling at teh tiger.
An teh necropsy resultz showd her clawz wuz splinterd an brokin frum teh effort tu get up teh wall. She wuz MAD. A zoo tiger dat seez hoominz all day long duzzint get mad like dat for no reezin.
Onlee reezin it mite be tu soon iz cuz im still sad for Tatiana. Wuznt her fawlt.
I be sad for Tatiana, 2. Very unfair she had to die becuz of idiot hyumons.
I haz many sads for poor Tatiana. Not so liekingk teh hoomins maiself, she wuz wurth elebenty-sebens of dems.
Aye went to de zoo jus after kristmas. Dey have a couple of Sumatran tigers.
Yoo know how kittehs chatter wen dere are birdies on de other side of the window? De tigers were chattering at us, and looking at us just like dis kitteh!
Darnit! I respondid HEER an it stuk my comment down at teh bottum.
Reedr’s Dijest vershun: No, itz not too soon, frum teh last things I red in teh paypur, dey brot it on demselvz.
Just still sad about teh tiger.
Okay… now I’m REELY confyuzd.
snippet – it duz this offen. Wehn it happens, just refresh an *poof* it’s where it shud bee!
sorta sounded like NOM!! *crunch *crunch ~slurp~.
Dere audio on da camra pichur? Mus be gud camra
i can has. just snippets.
adn, cameras in teh cell fone duz tew.
I want dis camra! Lookit hao kleerlee yoo kin see kittehs whiskrrs an furs! No blur, even wif moshun R shaykin uv fotografrr!!
Menee pitchers I tayk haz da blurree, cuz I gets da han shaykins….
An whut a fays on dis tygrrr! He looks so cyooreeyus an intent!
Nice kitteh, kitteh, kitteh…..aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!
We will see hoo iz exstinct….
dat iz, hoo iz exstinct nawt sekkund..
Larry forgots himz wuz carrying a ham samwich in his pokket.
Almost like Larry wuz fishing, and had bait on him….
Soooo….Larry had a ham flavr?
Den Larry wuzn’t fishing. He wuz tigering. *runs away fast liek Larry shudda*
Tigur wuz Larrying, akshully.
Oar elz he wuz catfishing. Bada-bing!
he’ll nebber mek dat mis steak agin…
if yu feedz mee, ai mite let yu liev…
Not a gud idea to incur the wrath of kitteh
espeshully one dis big.
I wooden wantz to be in Larry’s shoes… oh, wait dey is in tiger, I cantz be in dem.
I lub it wen teh shallowz end of teh gene pool iz sifted. I will alwaze root for teh tiger when ediotz climb bars to say “ohai” to tigers.
I alsoze roots for teh bulls in the streetz of Pamplona adn @ bullfitez.
Teh Law uf Darwin, let me show it to u!
Larry is been nomnomnominated posthoomusly fur teh Darwin Award.
He’s in a better place now. . .
Nomnomnominated!! LOL!!
I knowed Larry. Hims parents was bruvver an sister. He liekd 2 eat paste.
oh, shaungirl. i hopes we aer relayted. you has teh funnies!
In teh jungel teh mitey jungel
Teh Tiger eets tonite!
In teh jungel teh quiet jungel
Teh Tiger eets tonite!
a-wee-ma-ways
a-wee-ma-ways
a-wee-ma-ways
Wunner ef Lar tase lyk chikkuns?
ah weeeeeeeee eee eee eeee ah wee muh bum buh way
ah weeeeeeeee eee eee eeee ah wee muh bum buh way
ah weem a web
ah weem a web
naw, dat guy jus wantsta plays.. mad cuz photogr.. potog… camera guy iz runnin aways.. fear leeds to angers, camera guy…
Yeah, but tigrr plais ruff. To be tigrr toy, Do Not Want!
noe wun lyks papa-rat-sis.
tyguh saiz dey tayzt teh ‘pleh’ !!1
ma kittah! ma kittah! ma kittah, he tukz teh larry and run tu venezuelah!
ebbribadi nao!
Mah kitteh
mah kitteh
He runz Vene zuela
Large Kitteh!
wif fwench fwies, plz!
kthxbai
eye lurv eet wen yu tawk ze fronsh!!
ooh, woolay woo nom nom awuk mwah ze swar?
bone appay teet!!
Large unhappy Kitteh!
Tygur’s fayshul axpreshun sez “Ur flavor, let me show you it”
Iz nawt troo Shere Khan duzznt liek teh paparizzis. He lieks tehm wif BBQ sauce.
Tony’s revenge…”hoomins: TEHY’RE GRATE!!” (a tastee and nootrishus part of dis baluntst brekfust)
Kitteh can has hoominburger.
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom *jawz sound*
Itz teh
ai of de tyger
itz de
dreem of de fite…..
sumpin, sumpin
to air ribells.
weight loss program
lose 200 pounds of unsightly fat FAST.
Jenny Craig is practically chicken
Diz be da BES lol i evar did reed. Hee wazn’t smart to be teezin dem tiggerz
Somewhat OT, but…
flying birds
excellent birds
watch them fly, there they go
falling snow
excellent snow
here it comes. watch it fall
long words
excellent words
I can hear them now
this is the picture, this is the picture
this is the picture, this is the picture
Exposing mai. . .ignorunce, deer Maus. what iz this???
Sry. Ackshooly very OT. Proly my fave singer: Peter Gabriel. A re-do of a Laurie Anderson song. Get out teh Google girl and start sum reesearch…
But – bai teh tiem ai research ebbreething ai needz to, ai wud bee heer awl alone, for ebreebuddee else wud long since hav goen to bed!!!!!
An – what’s a Googlegirl??
Um… I shud has a punch-lien fur taht, but I duznt. Soemthing liek teh wun fer “Waht’s a Greeshin Urn?
Oh theatre purrson – WITHOUT USING THE GOOGLE!!!!!!!
Do you know this wun??? Wun ov mai favoriets. . .
The evening wore on. That’s a very nice expression, isn’t it. With your permission I’ll say it again. The evening wore on.
Or this wun. . .
“But deep down, she’s shallow.
Sounds familiar. Can’t place it tonight. Clue?
Peter de Vries
Dune?
Re: Jessica?
No – it’s just a play. An fairlee old, at that. Ai think the movie had Doris Day. One ov those. Ai just luv this line. The play is nawt so grate, akshullee!!
“Tunnel of Love.”
Okeh. “Piter deVries” is a character in Dune. The Mentat Assasin. Is laet.
Oh – yur rite. Bin a wile since ai red that.
Harvey.
Darn!!! Yur gud!! But ai’ll bet yoo can’t do teh next wun. A bit obskewer, ai think.
“Her hair has turned quite gold from grief”
Earnest
An just wai izzit that yoo ar doing this computer stuff???
“A bird an a fish may fall in love, but where would they live??”
Too eezee??
Yup. Midsummer etc.
No, no, no, no, no!!! Hehehehehe!
It’s a mewsical.
Reply re: why. To pay teh bills so I cans danse and do moosicals. Duh. You?
Fiddler?
Yes!!!! But what do yoo meen – me?? Ai dont do compyooters. LOLZ!!!
Rephrase: Why is it you do whatever it is you do “for a day job”, unless you are one of the VERY fortunate ones who gets to something in the performing arts for a career as opposed to an avocation?
Don’t mean to sound intense. Iz mai beddy tiems…
Ai wuz wun ov teh verree fortunate wuns. But ai am now retyred. An duzznt need ot work fur munnee enemoar!!! YAY!!
That’s OK. It’s layte. Gud nite, deer Maus.
G’nite. Sumtiems yoo will has to tell me bout yer CV. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”
so beautiful!
I must say that is truly a beautiful and healthy looking tiger. Just beautiful. Good job, Larry!
Tiggers don’t like haycorns
Tiggers don’t like honey, either.
Or fissles. Gots any Strengthening Medicine?
Tygur kneads to makeup.
iz naturil glamurpuss!
ups, ai trai ufer URI
Purdy kitteh! Here kitteh, kitteh, kitteh.
this is a long shot but does anyone have this image in its original size?
I thought his name was Carlos…
(What… too soon?)
ai will luvz heem
an hug heem
an squeez heem
an call heem Geowrg….
den he will haz meh fowr dinner
ummm… did eny1 ebber find larry?
jest askn…
No, but teh camera wuz fownd in tihs HUMONGOUS litterbawx…
sooo funiiz but sooooooo rong!
fook it!
Ay amigo u got sumtin do say do me
Befor Bigass Kitty eat Bisness man