Mom cat prepares

to get that smudge
kids, no matter what, they r embarrassed of you…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: John
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to get that smudge
kids, no matter what, they r embarrassed of you…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: John
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Mommaz spitz iz da universal solvent
tong also wurkz wen apLied directly 2 da smudgz
All slickered up and no place to go.
Juss dat WUN stubbern haer dat keeps poppin up
If smudge on forehead, then yu can makes ur own teevee ad bout it
APPLIEZ ‘RECTLEE 2 DA 4hedz, appliez ‘rectlee 2 da 4 hedz!!!1!
Ai h8z dat cummershul 2
LAWL~~~~ j00r funny.. youz no i can go out evrydai with you and get dat smudge… just that one oh god there eet ez!!! -cleenz it-
thx 4 not repeeting, “apply direklee to…”
oops, ai juss did.
Oopsi…Ai did 2
congradulashuns on nawt second GeeNeeZcatz
ps: hi iz nyoo here if u sea me misspellin or misspeaking lolkitteh pleez point it out
Yoo spells gud!
Tank U SL…Ai M sorta noo 2, butt Ai tink UR dooin fyne! Wecom 2 da erlee mornig (dat is in CST USA) gruup. Joyn in ower dance. Wud U liek sum nis hotT?
But I didunt tink ther was a propur way of spelling da wurds???
Thort it waz all to do wif da sownds? :S
Puurrrdy muchez. U kin also clik onna “Learn Lolspesk” linky ubov, unner waer it sayz how menny commints dare R
Jus goes to teh nu lolspeak wiki iffen u worriez. Kittehs purty ask…axs…
eezee 2 get long wit fo teh most part. Link undda teh cheezburger icon. Hab
fun!.
Rosie(rtshores)
O Hai Snow Lepurrd! Welkumz 2 teh bestest syte awn teh innerwebs!
N don wurree abowt teh spellingz! Wun uv teh fyu rulz iz: iffn u spellin it teh waa taht yur teetcher shode u, yur doin it rong!
Fink: hukt awn fonix!
Dat linkee iz gud, but ai wud sujest jest cheking owt awl teh old pixshurs n komments. Nawt onlee r tehy teh ROFLMAO funneh(!!) but tehy hab mutch lore uv teh cheezpeepz, n menee tutching storeez.
Wee habz menee wunnerful peepul heer.
Uh oh….troll-like voting detected!!!!!
Lessee slider over the outside corner
O Hai RD…iz da TyBooTeek open yet?
Is dat whut yoo calls a “Tung in Cheek” comment?
Hee Hee…gud wun Daisy
Adn then she askz you, whyle you frenz are dere, “did you putz on clean unnerware?”.
At leest she didnawt say: cummeer, letz mee skweez dat pimpell on ur faez
(liek mai noew mudder-N-lawz said to mai noew hubby b4 we wuz goin to da Prom)(menny, menny yeerz ago)
an you say,
“No ma, Im not wering any undurwer.
Im a cat.”
Awww, Mawwwwwm! Yu embar…embra…emmmm… you maek me luk stoopid in frunt uv mah frens.
U guise iz bery bery clebber! Ai liekz dis one too and ai sew memburz doin dis to mey kidz an ai mbarrazed dem too. (Sry kids)
Hab a gud dae cheez peeps!
Rosie
ROSIE! I tot i saw a puddytat by yur naem! whif a Rosie!
Idididdididid!
my admirashun- lemme sho you it!
yay!
*wonders ware i can gets a cool avatar*
u getz it at teh avatar stoar! u a sillay kitteh!
lemme guess, on JCH40K, past the OHai Street Roundabout and next to the Ty boot eek. Oar, is they cheeper at No Place in Partucular?
um, if yu goes to wierdpress, yu can goto yer account and click on teh avatar buttn. Den yu goto where yu can has pichurs an pik wun. den yu can crop it so it lukks rite as a thumnayle…
.
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dat’s if yu wants togoto weirdpress. bring a bag of kusses if yu do, so yu dont get lost for werds!
dats rite! Ai thot u sent meh to teh werdpress Mary O’ ??
Am ai habbin teh seenyur moment??
i wuz bean siwwy. out ob carroter i know.
kitteh spit also good four makin hooman hare supy-stilisch when applyde wen homoans aer asleepz.
lol make that hoomans!
Ha Ha..Ai thot U said “harmones” N wuz wunnerin….
Mai kitteh allwaaz did dat to mai haer while Ai wuz sleepin 2. Ai thot she waz tryin to clean da haerSpraa outta mai haer.
Noes–wen kitteh sits on mah hed makin biskits at 3:00 in teh mornin, I iz a humoan. U haddit rite teh furs time.
ROFL! mai over-fiftee aiis duz teh straingest tings!
kitty tongues r like scratchpaper…
speshially on teh clozed aiilidz
u r rite HC. 1 of mai kittehs givs me derma-brazion every nite when we goes to bed. Yowch!
Thet be teh kitteh spa treetment…exfoleate fashul an massage. Complu…compew…free on teh hous.
almoas free… Weezy rekwires much hed scritchings in paiment. but ai wud give her tehm for free anywai.
altho she doez nawt seem tu happy when ai returnz the favor and tryez to comb her tanglez… she DOES NOT WANT.
at leest he dunt trai tu gib yoo noaz peersins an chin peersins lyke mai big kitteh did wen he wuz a behbeh kitteh (an sumtymez duz naow wen he’z feelin esstra kudlee).
ai hadz pet ferret who clammped down HARD on mai noze wunce, maid teerz come to teh aiiz and check mirrer to see if ai could wear ring like teh bullz.
do not want!
Naw lit me fix dat cow-likk tew….c’mere!
I tink cat prepares for…
SHAZAM!!!!!
(WATSH OUT, DOGGIE!)
Luvs teh tekstchur uv teh tung! Raspee . . .
must be Alfalfa Kitteh’s mom.
no, beez gascats mom- dis da view himz seez az himz triez ta runz outada door in da mornin!
mmmoooommmm no, I luk fin! Iz gonna miz mai buz!
momcat seiz u stil gotum cheese toes on da face! who u wantz ta fix it? meez or da googie? SLORP!
momcat
(fishykitteh getz diz two, but shez smalla n fasta!)
Ai haz an orngie flavr.
oh noes! ai’z poysin!!!
*fawlz ober ded*
*peekz won eye opin tu see iffin yoo notist*
Sutch prittee braun eyz
Mahmm… plz, don’t do this, mah frenz beez watchen meh.
and theyz will teaze meh
Liddill Kitteh gawtz
awll durtee. Now haz 2 fayss
Mommeh andz mewzikk
“Awwwww, Mawwwwwm!” Liddill
Kitteh kryz az Mommeh maykz
ebbeefeeng bettah
Liddill Kitteh shoodz
knowz dat Mommeh habz powwurrz
majjikkill andz wyze
Jack.
I wish mai kiddos thot that!
Gascat and Fishykitty, watch owt!
seez a bov!
Iz awl reddi cauted dem n gotz dem awl nis n slopi clean!
momcat
(boyz Iz in tribble t nite- I senta lolz messg to a frien in mai clas at da onda line skool. Waiz in friens own forum. Teacha kitteh zoomz down n demandez ta no whatz Iz sain!
Sheesh! fourarms r ‘posed ta be fur da studiousnts, nawt da teacha.
fortunamatly, I didnz sai anifing too bad….
tol teacha “two hardz to translate, jus meenz Iz haben hardz dai. ( I saiz da clasz is da pleh n da teacha da pleh…. I didn transmalate “pleh”)- teacha no likey me anywho-
I guez sumtimz Iz jus a BAD kitteh!
Mai fren is a cheezefren two, mit beez a lurker…. ifnz sos, hi der u!
momcat
Eye dew dis awl teh tym tew mai lil hoomin kiddles. Thay dew nawt want. Eye dun ker. Eye doos it enehow.
iz okay wen yooz dere mawm. iz NAWT okay wen yooz teh kwire teechur at teh middul skool. she wuz groase. pleh.
Here comez da spit baf!
But da orring stiped kitties are almost ‘ways boyz
Mai sisser had a orinj grl tab naymed Buffee. Her wuz meeeen. She stawlkd teh hoomins in teh hawl n clymb da legs. Her wuz pritty tho.
Mah orinj marmelaid bebeh Bekka wuz a gurl. She jus went to teh bridj jus befor Valemtimes day an I miss her lots…she wuz a cuddle evun tho she drooled when she purred. Still cant tawk about her much.
Oh, Duffy, so sorry to hear bout Bekka. Is difficult now, but in time teh hole in ur hart fills up wif good memories.
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I losed mah big brown tabby boi kitteh rite after New Year’s. I still miss him lots and lots but just a few weeks ago I gotted a new boi because mah other kitteh was lonely and crying in teh nitetime. New boi is orinj and full of cuddles.
.
And mischiefs.
I sew sawwwy duffy.
Eye los a orng tab tew. Him wuz teh bestest kitteh evah. This wuz sevrul yeers ago. But…gess whut? A foo munths ago a orng tab stray kitteh shows up. Sew nao he liffs heer wiff us.
I hope yur payn fayds en tyme. I know is hard. ::hugs::
Fanks guize — fortunitely I gots two other bebehs an we are gettin used to The New Normal.
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ai haz a drooler tu, duffy. wuz lyke a fowntin wen she wuz a bebeh, naow iz moar jus a drippee fawsett. mebbe bekka kin play wif mai Boots. he left a fyoo yeerz ago an ai bet he missis hiz liddul sis sumtymes. ai noes ai miss him a lot still.
Duffy, mai hart hurts for you and losin yur babbeh! {{{Duffy}}}
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Ai hoep yoo ar comforted by yur othre kittehs. Yoo haf mai sympathies.
kitteh enlahrjd to sho tekschur
momcat’s love in unconditional
Yus, but den der’s da teenagers…… thos always get on mom’s nervs………
Mom catz r good wen dey give kitteh cheezburgr
tanks mom!
i has a flavor
noez, i iz cleen se?
luks like mah kitteh Booger!