So i sez to him,
“thats not a lolrus, THATS MY WIFE!!”
*kneeslap* so cheezy, it maded me lol.
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Really, I killz myself.
congr adulashuns!
have yoo pakked for the trip to Vega, yet?
fur yore song wud you like the “stuk in teh middul wif you” song
cats to teh lef ob me
kittehs to teh rite…
looks liek CH haz been sukked into teh ebil spaes between teh pilloes?
she ushually goes and duz a liddul brane srugery rite about nao.
Sorry to be awai for awhyle! Had sum complikatshuns in some of my viktim, um, brane surgery payshents.
But since tonite’s pikshur iz about telling da funnies, I wants 2 tell 1 of my favorite joaks:
A beautiful woman who had been very unsuccessful in finding the rite man, lived alone wid her very beloved male cat. One day she bought an anteek lamp at a yard sale, and took it to her home. Her kitteh laid kurled on her lap as she kleened the lamp, and shure enuff, a genie appeered, and told the woman she kould have one, and only one, wish. The woman thought of her unsuccessful kwest for love, and how da only male to love her unkondishionally wuz her cat. She smiled, and petted her kitteh. “I wish you kuld turn my cat into a handsome young man who wuld luve me 4ever.” The genie told da woman that her wish wuld be granted, and disappeared. The woman went to bed, and when she awoke next morning, she fed her cat and went on to werk, thinking the genie had all been a dreem. That evening, she came home, and wuz greeted at da door by a handsome young man. She somehow knew that this man wuz the magikal human embodiment of her beloved kitteh. The man took her into hiz arms and kissed her deeply. The woman thought she had found heaven. Then the man whispered softly into her ear, “Aren’t you sorry now you had me fixed?”
bigsum lolz!!
lulzzz!! XD
hahahah!FTW!!!!
now, Coookie’s Human. I aer suprized at yoo. Don’t yoo no wut yoo has dun to the cause of spayin & nootering cats-”fixed” az you so cwuudley putted it.?
Nao wimmens awl obber teh whirled aer nawt gonna hab dere kittees fixed just becuss of YOU! I aer shamed to be partlee assismsmmsmilayted b0rg.
Sinz yoo did nawt doo it, i see i will has to maek a PSA:
EVERYBODEE BE RESPONSIBIL ADN GET YER PETS “FIXED”
Boviously wen yoo gets teh geenie bottlol be moar caerful like in your
wish
dont be such a cheeepskate : spring fer the 3 wish genee lamp.
*walks away muttering to self adn shaking hed*
Ai awlwayz sed if Ai finds dat geenee lamp, if Ai gets wun wish, my wish is for ELEBENTYJILLION more wishes! Or at least tree moore.
why nowun ebber tinks of dat? (paws in pokkits, kicks lamp out of way, it rolls down hill, clanking as it goes…)
O_O
Congrats Cookie’sHuman on ur nawt-sekkund placing! Ai only haz a minnit here, what u liek for drinkz an danzin?
dies of da laffin, eh?
Oh mai, wher mai pichur goes? Der ee is…
guets at the partee were getting a little tired ob George’s joaks…
pleeeeeeeeeeeeze, sumwon squeeze him and puttim outta our mizeree…
pleeez pleeez zkweez mee!!
hey, you got yur avatar werkin!
eye lawg onto weirdpress instid ov cummin strayt heer.
but eye fawgort eye wuz juss boarin ole I G an nawt gibbocat! mai dum – heer 4 awl 2 see!
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but mebbeh wun a mai pyxchewerz wud b bedduh dam teh fotoe..?
dis eye muss x plaw.
eye got mai mojo werkin!!
Ai sorta liek teh foto. . .
tankyew janetoftheinfinityofkittenjoeks.
but eet phelt awd habbin teh foto an tawkin in lolspik.
didumpt seam ryt.
mai liddul scuzzie spix lol moar nashuralee.
Iz troo – gibbocat an Ian ar nawt eggsactlee teh sayme purrson.
mai s-kittehz freenya
let me shew it yu..
Martha is 108… years old. She weighs somewhat more than that…
Who’s afraid ob….North carolina wolf?
FTW! Obskuwere refs rool!
albee? whose afrayed ob virginia woof?
Yes. I guesses I am too much ov a theatre nerd. Thas waht I assum… asseme.. thowt yoo guize was talkin abowt…
Wif all teh George insults etc. Wow! Um… I’ll jus hed bak to Teh Maus Hole now…
combo ob dat & teh george/micenmensteinbeck meme.
how’s dat fer obskure.
de mobie (whose afrayed…) wuz filmed in a dive near where i libed in Mass.
(long befoar i libed dere, dough)
Cool Beans, Mo’S!
oy! My hed jes sploded frum con, conte….finking about dat combo.
I’z seen bof plaiz at teh Stratford Festival of Canada, and pikturing tem togedder is makin me laff and be confuzzled at teh saem tiem.
Why, Martha! Your Sunday chapel dress!
I lubs dat moovie.
an she no lady, eether!
ohai, Zauberflote! looks like we tied fur nawt furst!
*litening flashes*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppp.
~~~~~~~smoke~~~~~~~~~~~
Dat wud be fun, but mai cumpyuootr sais dat CH came in ahed ob us by a whole minnnit! It was already there wen ai posted!
*wispurrs* dats why we “nawt furst”
*Biggah litening FLASH*
zzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
ow.
eye fort yu wuz wornt bowt werrin teh tinfoyl hat!!??
.
butt noe wurreez!!1
az teh tybooteek am carryin teh supplie ov tayztee choklit flavr sope fur wawshin yur mowf owt affer sain teh ‘f’ werd.
kummin an pixsum up. alawng wif yur kyoot kitteh weddur vane-kum-lytnin condukta.
gigglol
*shhhh* eye r heah in dizguyz!
ai haetz to tell yoo this, but ai dont think itz werkin,
Prahaz yoo needs – oh, a wig an funney noze. Moustache???
ohhhhhh. rite. so who is diz guyz?
Heer in dis guyz’ whut?
A straynjer haz apeered amonzt us. A mysterous stranjjer. Or – mysterously straynj???
eye wud sai berree straynj – xept eet miet stawt ms may wee sweepee singinx agin..?
She wuz singin? Dat cud bee verree danjerous!!
mary O’Spockn
December 7th, 2007 at 6:29 am
oopsie i furgetts fings aer diffrunt in LOLand aka ICHCspase (da fynal frunteer!) so i can has voiz oof da bestest bluz an/ore oopra.
fanks fur sedding me strait!
(off screen “singing” continues and is somehow emitted into deepspace where alien beings on farr off planets are covering their many shaped and colored ears. This sound is what keeps them from invading Earth)
oar – ov corse – a reel gud thing!!
golly, Janet. good thing you reminded me!
i keep fergetting my singing is keeping us saef frum
alien invaders.
(to answer a question you had a while bak,
IRL i really don’t sing at people. in fackt, i rarelee sing outloud when there’s anyone listening. its moastly just music playing in my head- cue Ladee Madonna funky piano part)
Yoo kin yodull??
onlee in my head, and then veree rarelee…
♫
on the corner of the comment dere’s a photograph
a very hansome man is plainly to be seen,
i hear he keeps his oven cleen,
tis a cleen machine.
penney change is is the chair for pizza pi
wet, and gushie fud and Pumpkin pie…
i sit adn meen while bak
berry straynj –
speshullee az eye dun chaynjd mai abatar 2 teh liddul scuzzie
HAH!
Now THAT’s a gud disguyz. but yoo furgotted wun thing. What awn URTH will peepl think when tehy reed mai commint about teh “cyoot guy.” Now AI ar teh wun hoo iz verree straynj!!!
i think the liddul abatar is teh epitomee ob cute!
dat am teh reel mii!
Reelee???
salf paw trayt!
bee yun kinna miopyc, Ai wisht eet wuz larjer… can ai seize eet enny wear ells?
yeah. wut she sed. couldn’t findit on teh bloonaemlinkee.
*blushes in unobservant shame….* DUH!
zauberflote ❤ ❤ ❤
pretty chintzy joke, eh?
hehehehehehe! cute!
Ooh, dat’s gud! Pretty chintzy sofa, too.
Und du bist mein Sofa
Zappa!
Dats a knee slapper.
Take my wife… please!
Aha! U beet meh 2 ma favrite Henny Youngman joke!
I finks dat eberyone’s fav Henny joke. Cuz it his only joke! Ba dum dum.
O yer!? Wut abowt
“Las nite mah wiyf med me meel fit for a King.
Heer King! Heer King!”
I laffed so hard I peed on teh couch, oh noes heer comes teh hoomins wif teh spray bottle again…..
Non-ironic use of gratuitous sofa and/or bed detected…
BINGLOL!!!!!!!11!
George had a leedle 2 much catnip at teh partee… hiz wifey iz gonna killz him latr at homes.
yup. big time.
Mind? I don’t mind. I don’t think I mind. Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?
Sure! Never Mix, Never Worry!
‘tween yoo an Mo’S, I could lives heer. *airkiss*
okay, i are bak. wat did i miss?
OH! Um… Hai deer. Um… Nuthin much…
This has been fun, but i have to go. Tomorrow, ladies…
‘nite
nite! sweep well!
aw, shucks, Maus…Ai eckos ur sediment! Y’all ar too too mush fun! (an a grate test ob mai rememebery)
*smooch bak at ya*
(an mai liddel kitteh snifft mai skreen, so I tink she iz sayin “hi Maus!”)
Yuh, I was thankin I wanna pix of de wifey doin’ him wut-for!
Should go dig one up … heh heh …
Luks owt!!1!!!11! Burger chompin trollz deeteckted!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=699952 please visit my pktur!!! im new and only have one vote!!! HALP
Awwww – reelee cyoot!!! An now yoo has two. Let us hoep teh odders gather round!!
Mine, too, plzkthx:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=542841
Is a mama and dotter kitteh.
Dun!!
I voted for bof of dems.
Oh Dave, hoo haz takn DrTinycat into hiz hart – may a just say taht yoo ar verreee nice indeed!!!
Fanks! U has mai graddytood.
Speelunker Kitteh
tawnttz Deff oanlee 2 fynd Landz
ubz Sadz Furnachurr
Kitteh’z been hydeeng
undurr t3h cushunz 4 owwrz
cuz herz lykez it dayr
Mebbee Kitteh slydz
bakk undurr cushunz? Deependz
awn wutz 4 dinnurr!
Jack.
“Landz ubz Sadz Furnachurr” !!!!OMGBBQ – or sumthing liek that.
{{{{{{{JACK}}}}} – an sum smooches, too!!!
{Teh rimshotz}
Ba doom boom!!!
{Ignores dat udder post. It was post to goes here.}
badda boom!!
So Y she keep lookin at mai bukkit?
Teh low burger trollz.
I smellz one.
Pay them no mind. Ai haz mai pitchfork!
Run em off us’s burgerjoynt!!!
Ba doom boom!!!
cookin soop again?
BOOM!
hehe Nope! I’s gonna lay off soops for a while!
Tew funnee! Eye yam pritty eziwy amuzeable, tho. Him nees toi in hims mouf, lyk “fount eeeet!”.
O…kitteh luks liek my boy today, when him hears what i sez to teh polise man…lol…too much lolspeek fur me….
So i sees teh bloo lites in my meeror…pulls ovar, offisar friendly askses did i no my registrashun tags has expired…..
I says “oh, I has a sad story to tell you bout that” (den shows him how i reely had teh papers an paid all on tiem an such, jus dat my sticker function had failed….is long storee)
So I drives away wif a promis to fixes it tomorow, an oldest boy is laffin his hed off in teh back seet, cause i axshually sed “I has a sad storee about dat”.
Dat boy sed i not can has cheezburger toonite!
Eye bet dat polees man tole hims fambly bout dat whin him got howm. Eye shur wooda. LOL
Oooo, I hopes not!! Him pullz me ovar comin out of teh skool, prolly wonders what kinda teechur iz dat?? lolz
I not can has tikkit??
Genius, pure genius. I roflmao-ed!
I wet my pants laughing!
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Be careful, kitteh, or ur wife mite sit on teh couch!
agreed…but wtf i can do better than that creep!
so i sez to garu…thats not the titanic! thats mah wife!
everbuddy’s a comediun…
All dis cheez iz makin mii fatso.
ill be hear all week…trai teh veal…
“O, and mai wief, she kant cuk to saev hur lief…she maed alfabet soop and all teh leturz speld HALP”
deepressed marryed kitteh spendz tew much tiem at teh bar
gud pic, meh capshuns…
What a pretty kitteh! I lurves da smile.
omg. this is the funniest one i have seen in a long time. cant. stop. loling.
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
i cant fel mah but!
OH NOES IT FEL AWF
I LMAO’D!
ahahahahahahaa,.
AHHHHHH, krfjnrjgnrjnjjf. mai chair. i fellz off eet.
DIS CREATOR PERSIN NEEDZ AN LOLWARD PLZ. XD RLY.