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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

mary O'Spockn

who axked yoo?

mary O'Spockn

who died and mayd you king?

mary O'Spockn

take dis dime adn cawl sumwon who cares…

mary O'Spockn

but furst feed me my gushieee fud.
kthnx bai

Rosie

congrats on nawt sekkund!

Rosie

r wii nawt dansin and drinkun ub teh coald bevrahjuzz?

mary O'Spockn

fanks, Rosie. I lub the Sylveshtur and the Rose! Duz you wanna danz?

mary O'Spockn

in honor ob all yure hard werkon ICHC here’s a celebrashun link
for yu!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8k_zJTVhs

mary O'Spockn

hee hee, since its in Aye talyun, we can imagine wut it be sayin in lolspeek.

 
Rosie

Thx sew much! *sniffles* Ai lubs dat sew much! *hums
silbestur tune*

Mary O’ mai bestestest cheezpeepfrnz!

mary O'Spockn

we be BFF on ICHC BBQ!

Rosie

Yay wii due! BFFEICHCBBQOMG

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Rosie

Danz wit meh! Ai habnt danzed lawng tiems!

mary O'Spockn

okay! but wachout. I aer dangereus!

mary O'Spockn

here’s an eerwurn contributed by doctorcat
to danz to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOP_iX-QQ7M

Rosie

nao ai needz teh doctorcat lolz

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Rosie

Owch! Mai pause! *limps awae* Ai stil lub u Mary O’
but u gotz teh big feetz! lolz

mary O'Spockn

ahem-pot calling kettle…

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mary O'Spockn

*tap tap tap*
(postss sine)

Dance instruktor Needed
apply at No Place in Partikular

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
kittehlurve

nawt sekkund, sekkund, tird and forth!

 
 
 
 
kitkay

JEEBERZ CREEBERZ! It’s a lyin’ King, get into teh car!

 
 
 
zauberflote

Yay Mary house o’spockn on f-f-l! I has a definition to offer u for ur delectation, it can eben be chawklit flavur!

mary O'Spockn

*priks up eers, swivels wun tword computuh speekers*
did i hear chawklit?

zauberflote

Chawklit!!! Here be mai deffinishun of, ahem, “googie”. Googie, n.,: sound effect maed by hoomins as dey nom certain finger-fud pastreez when said pastreez r filled wif melty chawklit chips and caramel gooeyzzz. Cookie Monster invented dis term.

Rosie

zauberflote, mae ai put teh nu definishun in teh lolspeak dikshunary?

 
mary O'Spockn

yay! new daffynishun fur the buk! i see, now, why my fingers nachurally tend to type “googie” radder dan “goggie”. sry, nawt rilly a goggie purson.
*duks and covers*

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Fur yur nawt-second celery brayshun - shud we hav a choklit festival???

Ebree wun brings sumthing maed ov choklit? Corse, ai know it’s been dun befoar, but ai don’t think it’z pawssibul, wif this crowd, to do it too offen. :D

Rosie

Ai bringz teh chokklit eclarez! Enuf fer ebbereebawdee ub corse!

CrazyOldLady

w00t!1! Mai faborite delicasey!! Fanks, Rosie!

 
windclan_leader

i love choklat but u no make sense and anyway Rosie what is with da stupid
puddykat? he looks like he gonna sneeze!

 
windclan_leader

yumie! I loves chocolit! eclares r d best! oh rosie when do u paw dem out?? I
want 1 2! qick, b4 any cat finds out!!!!! go go go!!!!!!!!

 
 
paws4thot

I brigz teh “pains au chocolat”, and stawng kawfee!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Pawa?? ar yoo still there? Did yoo see that ai left yoo a noat awn “No Brakes So Hard. . “An - thankz fur teh strawng kawfeee - ai reelee reelee need it rite now!

 
 
Duffy

I brings warm choklit-chip cookees, slitely underbaked!!
*swoons*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Duffy, Duffy, Duffy!!! Slitely underbaeked meen - chewey an gooey an yummee, duzn’t it? Ai av liddle eggsperience, as mein ar usuahallee sorta blak.

Duffy

Oh, yesss…so they kinda tear insted of breakin an teh chipz are all melty…
*swoons again*

gascat

oohhhz duffy!
haz weez gotz da plac fur u! Cawld “da sink” deh haz BEEG chawclet chipz cookie awl nic n warm wif melti icey scream on da top. Iz az beeg az dinna plat!
*spoon…..*

momcat

 
 
 
 
Tidmum

Hello awl teh Cheezfrenz,It am a lubbly sunnee but cwld dai heer.
It am ’springin’ awl ober teh playce.Yaaaaaaaaayyy.
In onner ob dis wunnerful change inna seezons,ai bring tew yew at dis Chokklit
stravaganza,Mai berry own ‘Chokklit Biskit Cake’ ai hab bin maykin sinse ai wuz a liddle girl.MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Yew mite need sum cownsellin after eetin it cuz it am soooooo addiktib.
Enjoy!! :)

mary O'Spockn

well, i seize you brot enuf fur mee- wut’re teh otter kittehs gonna eet?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Mais Oui!!! Dint yur mudder teech yoo taht yoo has to shayre??? Fur mai sisster Judy, mai mom alwaiz had wun ov us cut it, an teh odder wun got furst choyce!!! :D

Tidmum

Whut a berree diplomatik Mom.Obveeusslee new that awl teh cutz wudbe mayde eekwall!!

 
mary O'Spockn

i think dats called teh “i cut, yoo chuse” rool.

mary O'Spockn

amazing how precise one can be in dividing something…

Duffy

Praktikally subatomically.
Sistur: “Hey! Yu got wun more quark than I did!”

mary O'Spockn

Hey, you got un extra lepton last time. s’onlee fair…

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Tidmum

Nao nao Children,tehrz plenny to go rownd.Ai maded a batch elebenty tymes biggur dan ushuwal.
*Runz off hidin wun whole caek inna sekrit playce* :lol:

mary O'Spockn

*peeks around corner*
rats, didn’t see ware id went…

Ambercat

Tidmum, is yu a Cheezfren yet? Ai meen, ‘fishally; awn teh cheezfren site? tehre’s a fyl fore teh ressippees tehre an Ai tink yur biskit/caek/chokklitty choklit ting, wit teh choklit, mite be a gud addishun. Or mebbe addiKshun!

Tidmum

:)
OHai Ambercat,
Ai joyned teh site todai.Ai jess waytin fur aprooval.
Wussnt reely shore whut ai wuz doin-teh pyooter stuff dussnt cum eezily to me.
Ai hopes dat i filled teh profile in propurrly wib mai Tidmum nayme.Jest hab to wayt an see. :)
Wunce iz dun,ai will put teh ressippee on der.It am delishus,nawt reely nootrishuss ;) but berree addiktib.!!

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Ambercat

It’s tehre! Ai kno anodder, verree simlar ressippee; wit yur biskit caek for teh bays but wit teh budderskotchwip awn top an choppdup marsbars in teh wip! Is nomnomnomnomnom!

 
Tidmum

Fanx Ambercat :)
OOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Yummmmeeeeeeee!!
Ai lubs teh marzbarz,an MrTM lubs teh budderskotchwip.
Dis am beein mayded fur shurr!!!
Ai r shokked ai did it ok.
Teh ‘angst ridden wun’ uploaded sum photos ob mai Tids on tehre too.
Dat wuz wayyyyyyyyyyy beyond mai capabiliteez.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Spring

Okey-dokie, I be bringin the Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookies. I jist got mien yestiday, good wit’ mint flavahad hot choklit!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai am bringing fresh Meeshegun srawberreiz, dipped in choklit! Ai just pikked tehm an hour ago!

Ar sunraipened strawberreiz cannawt bee beet fur flavour. Corse, we duzzn’t hav teh irl yet - but heer we doo!

PwnedBy2Kittehs

Oh, JCH4K, may I shaer yur Meeshagun storberries? I *lubs* storberriez in choklit! (an as a fello meeshagun hooman, I noes we haz teh bestest berriez in teh werld!)

I brings my hoemade choklit fudge - iz mah grandma’s recipee, and bery rich and gud. I haz tree kindz: regular choklit, choklit wif nuts, and peanut butter/choklit. Enjoi any an all flavurz!

Duffy

Hey PB2K: try with butterskotsch chipz too.

 
 
doctorcat

NObuddy bringin brownees? I’ll bring sum–teh choklit-choklit-chip-espresso kind. I bedder bake about a gazillion batches so everybuddy gets sum.

 
Ambercat

*Snikker* - mai sistur wus gettin mai neffyoo to eet razbrees bai puttin a teensy bit ob choklit in tehm at teh weekend. Ai tryd it too; wus verree gud combinayshun!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

:shock: Oh, WHAT a gud idea. We ar also faymed fur ar razzbrees - libbin heer in teh hart ov teh froot belt, yoo noe. A teensy bit ov chokli in each wun - maeks DUBBUL yum, ai think!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Maus

Mai disdane: let me show you it.

Maus

Dis kitteh luks liek my nawt-secund kitteh Stinky Mr. Hilter! Nao I has to has a happy/sad.

zauberflote

sharin ur happy/sad. Dis kitteh looks liek kitteh-in-mah-hart called Jascha.

 
mary O'Spockn

i sowy. i aer kittehless these daze so i feelz yur payne.