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who axked yoo?
who died and mayd you king?
take dis dime adn cawl sumwon who cares…
but furst feed me my gushieee fud.
kthnx bai
congrats on nawt sekkund!
r wii nawt dansin and drinkun ub teh coald bevrahjuzz?
fanks, Rosie. I lub the Sylveshtur and the Rose! Duz you wanna danz?
in honor ob all yure hard werkon ICHC here’s a celebrashun link
for yu!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8k_zJTVhs
hee hee, since its in Aye talyun, we can imagine wut it be sayin in lolspeek.
Thx sew much! *sniffles* Ai lubs dat sew much! *hums
silbestur tune*
Mary O’ mai bestestest cheezpeepfrnz!
we be BFF on ICHC BBQ!
Yay wii due! BFFEICHCBBQOMG
Danz wit meh! Ai habnt danzed lawng tiems!
okay! but wachout. I aer dangereus!
here’s an eerwurn contributed by doctorcat
to danz to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOP_iX-QQ7M
nao ai needz teh doctorcat lolz
Owch! Mai pause! *limps awae* Ai stil lub u Mary O’
but u gotz teh big feetz! lolz
ahem-pot calling kettle…
*tap tap tap*
(postss sine)
Dance instruktor Needed
apply at No Place in Partikular
nawt sekkund, sekkund, tird and forth!
JEEBERZ CREEBERZ! It’s a lyin’ King, get into teh car!
cute!
Yay Mary house o’spockn on f-f-l! I has a definition to offer u for ur delectation, it can eben be chawklit flavur!
*priks up eers, swivels wun tword computuh speekers*
did i hear chawklit?
Chawklit!!! Here be mai deffinishun of, ahem, “googie”. Googie, n.,: sound effect maed by hoomins as dey nom certain finger-fud pastreez when said pastreez r filled wif melty chawklit chips and caramel gooeyzzz. Cookie Monster invented dis term.
zauberflote, mae ai put teh nu definishun in teh lolspeak dikshunary?
yay! new daffynishun fur the buk! i see, now, why my fingers nachurally tend to type “googie” radder dan “goggie”. sry, nawt rilly a goggie purson.
*duks and covers*
Fur yur nawt-second celery brayshun – shud we hav a choklit festival???
Ebree wun brings sumthing maed ov choklit? Corse, ai know it’s been dun befoar, but ai don’t think it’z pawssibul, wif this crowd, to do it too offen.
Ai bringz teh chokklit eclarez! Enuf fer ebbereebawdee ub corse!
w00t!1! Mai faborite delicasey!! Fanks, Rosie!
i love choklat but u no make sense and anyway Rosie what is with da stupid
puddykat? he looks like he gonna sneeze!
yumie! I loves chocolit! eclares r d best! oh rosie when do u paw dem out?? I
want 1 2! qick, b4 any cat finds out!!!!! go go go!!!!!!!!
I brigz teh “pains au chocolat”, and stawng kawfee!
Pawa?? ar yoo still there? Did yoo see that ai left yoo a noat awn “No Brakes So Hard. . “An – thankz fur teh strawng kawfeee – ai reelee reelee need it rite now!
I brings warm choklit-chip cookees, slitely underbaked!!
*swoons*
Duffy, Duffy, Duffy!!! Slitely underbaeked meen – chewey an gooey an yummee, duzn’t it? Ai av liddle eggsperience, as mein ar usuahallee sorta blak.
Oh, yesss…so they kinda tear insted of breakin an teh chipz are all melty…
*swoons again*
oohhhz duffy!
haz weez gotz da plac fur u! Cawld “da sink” deh haz BEEG chawclet chipz cookie awl nic n warm wif melti icey scream on da top. Iz az beeg az dinna plat!
*spoon…..*
momcat
Hello awl teh Cheezfrenz,It am a lubbly sunnee but cwld dai heer.
It am ’springin’ awl ober teh playce.Yaaaaaaaaayyy.
In onner ob dis wunnerful change inna seezons,ai bring tew yew at dis Chokklit
stravaganza,Mai berry own ‘Chokklit Biskit Cake’ ai hab bin maykin sinse ai wuz a liddle girl.MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Yew mite need sum cownsellin after eetin it cuz it am soooooo addiktib.
Enjoy!!
well, i seize you brot enuf fur mee- wut’re teh otter kittehs gonna eet?
Mais Oui!!! Dint yur mudder teech yoo taht yoo has to shayre??? Fur mai sisster Judy, mai mom alwaiz had wun ov us cut it, an teh odder wun got furst choyce!!!
Whut a berree diplomatik Mom.Obveeusslee new that awl teh cutz wudbe mayde eekwall!!
i think dats called teh “i cut, yoo chuse” rool.
amazing how precise one can be in dividing something…
Praktikally subatomically.
Sistur: “Hey! Yu got wun more quark than I did!”
Hey, you got un extra lepton last time. s’onlee fair…
Nao nao Children,tehrz plenny to go rownd.Ai maded a batch elebenty tymes biggur dan ushuwal.
*Runz off hidin wun whole caek inna sekrit playce*
*peeks around corner*
rats, didn’t see ware id went…
Tidmum, is yu a Cheezfren yet? Ai meen, ‘fishally; awn teh cheezfren site? tehre’s a fyl fore teh ressippees tehre an Ai tink yur biskit/caek/chokklitty choklit ting, wit teh choklit, mite be a gud addishun. Or mebbe addiKshun!
OHai Ambercat,
Ai joyned teh site todai.Ai jess waytin fur aprooval.
Wussnt reely shore whut ai wuz doin-teh pyooter stuff dussnt cum eezily to me.
Ai hopes dat i filled teh profile in propurrly wib mai Tidmum nayme.Jest hab to wayt an see.
Wunce iz dun,ai will put teh ressippee on der.It am delishus,nawt reely nootrishuss
It’s tehre! Ai kno anodder, verree simlar ressippee; wit yur biskit caek for teh bays but wit teh budderskotchwip awn top an choppdup marsbars in teh wip! Is nomnomnomnomnom!
Fanx Ambercat
OOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Yummmmeeeeeeee!!
Ai lubs teh marzbarz,an MrTM lubs teh budderskotchwip.
Dis am beein mayded fur shurr!!!
Ai r shokked ai did it ok.
Teh ‘angst ridden wun’ uploaded sum photos ob mai Tids on tehre too.
Dat wuz wayyyyyyyyyyy beyond mai capabiliteez.
Okey-dokie, I be bringin the Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookies. I jist got mien yestiday, good wit’ mint flavahad hot choklit!
Ai am bringing fresh Meeshegun srawberreiz, dipped in choklit! Ai just pikked tehm an hour ago!
Ar sunraipened strawberreiz cannawt bee beet fur flavour. Corse, we duzzn’t hav teh irl yet – but heer we doo!
Oh, JCH4K, may I shaer yur Meeshagun storberries? I *lubs* storberriez in choklit! (an as a fello meeshagun hooman, I noes we haz teh bestest berriez in teh werld!)
I brings my hoemade choklit fudge – iz mah grandma’s recipee, and bery rich and gud. I haz tree kindz: regular choklit, choklit wif nuts, and peanut butter/choklit. Enjoi any an all flavurz!
Hey PB2K: try with butterskotsch chipz too.
NObuddy bringin brownees? I’ll bring sum–teh choklit-choklit-chip-espresso kind. I bedder bake about a gazillion batches so everybuddy gets sum.
*Snikker* – mai sistur wus gettin mai neffyoo to eet razbrees bai puttin a teensy bit ob choklit in tehm at teh weekend. Ai tryd it too; wus verree gud combinayshun!
Mai disdane: let me show you it.
Dis kitteh luks liek my nawt-secund kitteh Stinky Mr. Hilter! Nao I has to has a happy/sad.
sharin ur happy/sad. Dis kitteh looks liek kitteh-in-mah-hart called Jascha.
i sowy. i aer kittehless these daze so i feelz yur payne.
awwww mayyyyweeeeeeeo sweeepea……….. are yew waitin 4 teh rite kitteh dat needs lub to come along lukkin 4 teh purrrrrrrrrfect mama?
yes. i has a sad. my twenty year old Pumpkin disappeared about a yeer ago.
She wuz a liddul cat dat looked reeeeely big becuz ob teh fluff.
*looks thotful. puts chin in hand. takes pencil and skribbuls*
cat wanted:
Able to take off -key singing in variety of musical styles of owner, er, servant
Be willing to tolerate pekee piano students
Capabul of purring, preferably without drooling.
D…
erm, dat shud be peskee piano studentz.
were she an orinj kitteh?
she sounds like a grate kitteh
yup. she was ornj. big floofy tayle, floofy pantaloons. lottsa xtra toes. would roll over on her back and waggul paws in teh air, blinking up atcha wif big green eyes, but heven help you if you patted dat belly!
mai kittehs pics r on teh mai lolspeak wiki profile
tehy will maek u happy!
yes, dey makes me smile!
list cormtinyoos for kat kwalifikashuns:
Disdayne for goggies (opshunal)
Enjoys eeting
Furry (sowwy, does hayreless variyetees gibs me teh cweeps)
G…
Grate hunting skillz
Happee dansing
Iquirink mind
Jazz pawz when dansing
kittehlishusness
Loving
Mouse huntah
napping skills, hav dem
ornerness
purrs, loud and offen
shud be: orneryness
Noes when you need a kitteh on your lap…
Openz cabint doors to plai hide and seek
Plais nice with other frenz and kittehs
quirkee eksentrisitees
rolling things akrost teh floor skillz
sweet disposishun, at leest part ob teh time
toona joos, must luv it
unyooshul sens uv humor . . .
triikz, lieks, to play awn yoo
Unnerwear, to sleep awh (pref hawt frum teh draier)
Vet – will go peesefullee as required
Whut! Teh Vet! I dunno bowt dat wun . . .
Widdel kyoot nosie – must hav
Xceptional ability to bring peece to howshold
Zzzz’z ability to fall asleep anywherez
Y? Bekuz we luvs kittehs, thatz why!
So whut we is tawkin abowt is a kitteh hoo is praktikly purrfikt in ebbery way.
Mary Pawprints – is yoo owt ther wit yor umbrelly an yor carpit bag? Is teh wind blowin in teh rite direkshun?
gigl@ mary pawprints.
as a matter o fakt, we aer in fer sum wether todae.
nao, ware’s my brella wif teh ex parrot hed…
Heer, Mary O, yoo can borry mien. I has an extree wun. De parrot haz pikked up sum nawty wurds, aym afrayd. But teh majick still wurks!
sounds lyke mah Injeh except for the toesies.
Injeh ar a big orinj ball of floof and loviez
kittehs can send teh mixed massages bout wantin belleh-rubs, dey kno dere floofy bellehs r well-nigh irresistabul.
Lolbun bellehs r temptin 2 , so softy- but watch fur teh kickers- so powerful.
Mary O, u can stroke r bunbuns long loppy ears if u want, soothing fur bunbun n sad peeps alike.
ai haz teh 4 kittehs and wil sharez wit u (((Mary O’)))
*snifflez*
i saw doze kittehs! dey aer kittehlishus!
LOL thx! dat maed me LOL a lot! Mai son eben LOL’d
i haz manee kittehs to share, Mary O – eben 3 oranj kittehs.
Haz one, wont yu??
*Sidles over to Minnaloushe*
Um, I haz no kittehs rite naow. I can borrow wun uv yor kittehs to hold?
For justaminnit – I promiss to giv it bak.
Like Mary O, I is also between kittehs. A kitteh will be coming to meh this yeer, I has had premonishuns . . .
please to hold it as longs az yu liek! Only – cleen teh manee littery boxes, wont yu?
Isn’t de kitteh sof an fuzzy and lubberly??
Um, if iz ok, i wud liek to shaer my kitteh policee with mary o, and gremlin and enyyone else who wud need…
I hadz one kitteh for 10 yeers and lost it in a horribul way (do nawt want to shaer & make sad) but after losing her I cree-ated mai new policee:
Lays Policee of Kittehs- U Can’t Has Just Won.
So tehn I adopded 2 kittehs, won primaree and won secondaree, nao after 12 years I don’t knoe wich iz wich, but I noes when I loses won, I still has wun to snorgle.
Teh 2-kitteh contingensea plan – I liek it!
Awwww Maus. {{{{{{{Maus}}}}}} Teh happy/sad. Ai know it well. But ai dint know it had a nayme until yoo said it.
Ai hugz u 2, i ok?? *tentative hug* {{{Maus}}}
sew Rosie, aye sees yew ar successful wit teh avatar……….. aye gots as far as teh outline…… not berry poisonal…… can yew splain how tew add teh pikshur? wasn’t rilly clear, at least to moi?
Mai amusement……let me not show you it!
Naught amused Kat iz naught amused.
Iz gud ting u can ohpen da gushee fud.
Kittler is missing the rest of his ’stache.
noes hares: ai has dem.
whoop-tee-frickin-doo
LOL-Dee-Frikkin-LOL
Ai went to the linkee above – an found this treszhur CrazyOldLady left there
“Yeah…mai givadammer is borked.”
git to rememember taht wun, is berry best!
dat wud be a gud wun fer the lolspeak dicshunairy!
hai! You mooved wh3n dey be paintin yer try-angle noz!
Kitler ar displeazed, be fraid.
I was thinking this is a pretty good Kitler candidate as well.
kitler kitteh speekz LOL-deutsch?
kittler kat sez, “ich ben ein Berliner.”
Who died and left YOU Dictator-for-Life???
Poseable thums, yeah mebbee, but NO BRAINZ in yer hed! Pleah.
ohh, 4 teh luve ob pettes!!
knot my fault yoo kittehz iz so demmed brayn-splortablely keyyout!
Ai see differuntlee tihs kitteh. He luks to me liek he iz making teh lovee eyez. Mai kitteh Thelma doez teh same. Long luk and eyez narrowz just a bit… ai red somewherez taht was the wai kittehs ‘kiss’ wif theyre eyez.
awwww. i fink yure rite.
he luks like teh kinda kitteh wich wud drool wehn petted…make shure you has yure towle wif you .
Or trai to nom whatever you r wearing… ai had one kitteh taht did taht. Sweet kitteh but messee kitteh!
Izzat wut tehy meen bai teh “bedroom ayes”?
on secund glanse, he is defnitly aksin “arnt I jus teh HANSUMIST kittehboi yoov evar seent? Hao kin u NOT scupe me up rite nao? Hao kin u reziss mai snorgle-ishussniss?”
lets sees u eat a hot fudg sunday n not chawklit on ur fase.
p.s. wierdpress been mean- sry if multipull posts
’sokay, kayjoy (eye lyke yore name—makes me fink of kitkay + yippee!!!) wii lubs 2 eat multipull hawt fudg sunnydaze!!! FTW
Ai must sai dat dis iz da PURRFECKT pickshur 4 da mood ai’m in todai.
Work = pleh.
absomalutely…
work is nawt gud….
verre pleh, indeed.
Kitteh iz sendeeng
tellepathikk messijj. Wantz
Doar oapened ryte NOW!
Kitteh duzzn’t cayrz
wutz awn uddurr syde ubz Doar.
Himz juss wantz it dun
Prittee Wun’z tawllkeeng
abowtz herz prawblumz and t3h
Doar still iz nawt oapen
Mebbee Kitteh coodz
oapenz t3h Doar, butz Kitteh
iz nawt inz t3h mude
Jack.
Jack,
1 uv ur bestest!!!
I well noez teh telpathikk messijjes.
Cats stare at fud bowlz untill gushifud appearz in tehm.
That’s teh thing about riting deh poems. Oncet u start, u just neber noes what
u will cum up wif next. I hab several on mai blog. Sum i wuz riting a long
time ago, sum r new. I b trying to getting all my oldingest onez on der 4 my mom
to b reeding. (Mommies alwayz luveses wut u do.)
mai dis is gruntled.
Oh whiskers!!!! LOLZZZ!!
win
grumpy kat disses yoo.
2 awl teh chzfrnz, but speshlee Mary O’, hab teh gud dae and bememburr dat awl tings cum 2 dose who wates! (lieks teh Messegun skrawberreez!)
Rosie(cum visit meh at teh lolspeak wiki)
it et mai message! Hab a gud dae chzfrnz!
Luk into mah eiez…deeper…deeper…
Yu ar gettin sleepee…sleepee…ssslleeepeee..
Yu wil go to teh fridj an get owt teh sammon an put it in mah dish…
When I yawn yu will awaken an not rememer annything…
my utter an compleet disdain. i shows it to yew.
Yes! Chris Farley kitteh lives in a van down by da rivah!
LOL…Andreamer, you tink like me!
Totally did LOL @ dis too-cool-fer-skool kitteh…
Hay…….Dats Mai Kitteh!!!! I can pruve it too
otay…proov it!
Yea its akai’s kitty
she’s a sweet girl 
…untill you put on the deathmetal and she starts moshing arround 
Iz dare a wai?
Dis are mai grankittih!
My approval – you does not has it.
Not-fursting generalz plehness of teh dai – do not want!
liek teh kitteh
dunt liek teh capshunz
I think that pretty much sums it up.
haha well woop-dee-freakin-doo
i loled so hard at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Okk…u had ur fun!! Now put down da black marker b4 i hazz ta hurt u!!
dun yew knoz dat teh noze spawt is liek hitlerz birfmark on HIS noz?