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  1. mary O'Spockn says:

    who axked yoo?

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      who died and mayd you king?

    • zauberflote says:

      Yay Mary house o’spockn on f-f-l! I has a definition to offer u for ur delectation, it can eben be chawklit flavur!

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        *priks up eers, swivels wun tword computuh speekers*
        did i hear chawklit?

        • zauberflote says:

          Chawklit!!! Here be mai deffinishun of, ahem, “googie”. Googie, n.,: sound effect maed by hoomins as dey nom certain finger-fud pastreez when said pastreez r filled wif melty chawklit chips and caramel gooeyzzz. Cookie Monster invented dis term.

          • Rosie says:

            zauberflote, mae ai put teh nu definishun in teh lolspeak dikshunary?

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            yay! new daffynishun fur the buk! i see, now, why my fingers nachurally tend to type “googie” radder dan “goggie”. sry, nawt rilly a goggie purson.
            *duks and covers*

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Fur yur nawt-second celery brayshun – shud we hav a choklit festival???

          Ebree wun brings sumthing maed ov choklit? Corse, ai know it’s been dun befoar, but ai don’t think it’z pawssibul, wif this crowd, to do it too offen. :D

          • Rosie says:

            Ai bringz teh chokklit eclarez! Enuf fer ebbereebawdee ub corse!

            • CrazyOldLady says:

              w00t!1! Mai faborite delicasey!! Fanks, Rosie!

            • windclan_leader says:

              i love choklat but u no make sense and anyway Rosie what is with da stupid
              puddykat? he looks like he gonna sneeze!

            • windclan_leader says:

              yumie! I loves chocolit! eclares r d best! oh rosie when do u paw dem out?? I
              want 1 2! qick, b4 any cat finds out!!!!! go go go!!!!!!!!

          • paws4thot says:

            I brigz teh “pains au chocolat”, and stawng kawfee!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Pawa?? ar yoo still there? Did yoo see that ai left yoo a noat awn “No Brakes So Hard. . “An – thankz fur teh strawng kawfeee – ai reelee reelee need it rite now!

          • Duffy says:

            I brings warm choklit-chip cookees, slitely underbaked!!
            *swoons*

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Duffy, Duffy, Duffy!!! Slitely underbaeked meen – chewey an gooey an yummee, duzn’t it? Ai av liddle eggsperience, as mein ar usuahallee sorta blak.

              • Duffy says:

                Oh, yesss…so they kinda tear insted of breakin an teh chipz are all melty…
                *swoons again*

                • gascat says:

                  oohhhz duffy!
                  haz weez gotz da plac fur u! Cawld “da sink” deh haz BEEG chawclet chipz cookie awl nic n warm wif melti icey scream on da top. Iz az beeg az dinna plat!
                  *spoon…..*

                  momcat

          • Tidmum says:

            Hello awl teh Cheezfrenz,It am a lubbly sunnee but cwld dai heer.
            It am ’springin’ awl ober teh playce.Yaaaaaaaaayyy.
            In onner ob dis wunnerful change inna seezons,ai bring tew yew at dis Chokklit
            stravaganza,Mai berry own ‘Chokklit Biskit Cake’ ai hab bin maykin sinse ai wuz a liddle girl.MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
            Yew mite need sum cownsellin after eetin it cuz it am soooooo addiktib.
            Enjoy!! :)

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              well, i seize you brot enuf fur mee- wut’re teh otter kittehs gonna eet?

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Mais Oui!!! Dint yur mudder teech yoo taht yoo has to shayre??? Fur mai sisster Judy, mai mom alwaiz had wun ov us cut it, an teh odder wun got furst choyce!!! :D

              • Tidmum says:

                Nao nao Children,tehrz plenny to go rownd.Ai maded a batch elebenty tymes biggur dan ushuwal.
                *Runz off hidin wun whole caek inna sekrit playce* :lol:

                • mary O'Spockn says:

                  *peeks around corner*
                  rats, didn’t see ware id went…

                    • Ambercat says:

                      Tidmum, is yu a Cheezfren yet? Ai meen, ‘fishally; awn teh cheezfren site? tehre’s a fyl fore teh ressippees tehre an Ai tink yur biskit/caek/chokklitty choklit ting, wit teh choklit, mite be a gud addishun. Or mebbe addiKshun!

                      • Tidmum says:

                        :)
                        OHai Ambercat,
                        Ai joyned teh site todai.Ai jess waytin fur aprooval.
                        Wussnt reely shore whut ai wuz doin-teh pyooter stuff dussnt cum eezily to me.
                        Ai hopes dat i filled teh profile in propurrly wib mai Tidmum nayme.Jest hab to wayt an see. :)
                        Wunce iz dun,ai will put teh ressippee on der.It am delishus,nawt reely nootrishuss ;) but berree addiktib.!!

                        • Ambercat says:

                          It’s tehre! Ai kno anodder, verree simlar ressippee; wit yur biskit caek for teh bays but wit teh budderskotchwip awn top an choppdup marsbars in teh wip! Is nomnomnomnomnom!

                        • Tidmum says:

                          Fanx Ambercat :)
                          OOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Yummmmeeeeeeee!!
                          Ai lubs teh marzbarz,an MrTM lubs teh budderskotchwip.
                          Dis am beein mayded fur shurr!!!
                          Ai r shokked ai did it ok.
                          Teh ‘angst ridden wun’ uploaded sum photos ob mai Tids on tehre too.
                          Dat wuz wayyyyyyyyyyy beyond mai capabiliteez.

      • Spring says:

        Okey-dokie, I be bringin the Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookies. I jist got mien yestiday, good wit’ mint flavahad hot choklit!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Ai am bringing fresh Meeshegun srawberreiz, dipped in choklit! Ai just pikked tehm an hour ago!

          Ar sunraipened strawberreiz cannawt bee beet fur flavour. Corse, we duzzn’t hav teh irl yet – but heer we doo!

          • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

            Oh, JCH4K, may I shaer yur Meeshagun storberries? I *lubs* storberriez in choklit! (an as a fello meeshagun hooman, I noes we haz teh bestest berriez in teh werld!)

            I brings my hoemade choklit fudge – iz mah grandma’s recipee, and bery rich and gud. I haz tree kindz: regular choklit, choklit wif nuts, and peanut butter/choklit. Enjoi any an all flavurz!

          • doctorcat says:

            NObuddy bringin brownees? I’ll bring sum–teh choklit-choklit-chip-espresso kind. I bedder bake about a gazillion batches so everybuddy gets sum.

          • Ambercat says:

            *Snikker* – mai sistur wus gettin mai neffyoo to eet razbrees bai puttin a teensy bit ob choklit in tehm at teh weekend. Ai tryd it too; wus verree gud combinayshun!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              :shock: Oh, WHAT a gud idea. We ar also faymed fur ar razzbrees – libbin heer in teh hart ov teh froot belt, yoo noe. A teensy bit ov chokli in each wun – maeks DUBBUL yum, ai think!!!

  2. Maus says:

    Mai disdane: let me show you it.

    • Maus says:

      Dis kitteh luks liek my nawt-secund kitteh Stinky Mr. Hilter! Nao I has to has a happy/sad.

      • zauberflote says:

        sharin ur happy/sad. Dis kitteh looks liek kitteh-in-mah-hart called Jascha.

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        i sowy. i aer kittehless these daze so i feelz yur payne.

        • jamamakitty says:

          awwww mayyyyweeeeeeeo sweeepea……….. are yew waitin 4 teh rite kitteh dat needs lub to come along lukkin 4 teh purrrrrrrrrfect mama?

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            yes. i has a sad. my twenty year old Pumpkin disappeared about a yeer ago.
            She wuz a liddul cat dat looked reeeeely big becuz ob teh fluff.

            *looks thotful. puts chin in hand. takes pencil and skribbuls*
            cat wanted:

            Able to take off -key singing in variety of musical styles of owner, er, servant
            Be willing to tolerate pekee piano students
            Capabul of purring, preferably without drooling.
            D…

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              erm, dat shud be peskee piano studentz.

            • two_kittehs says:

              were she an orinj kitteh?

              • two_kittehs says:

                she sounds like a grate kitteh

              • mary O'Spockn says:

                yup. she was ornj. big floofy tayle, floofy pantaloons. lottsa xtra toes. would roll over on her back and waggul paws in teh air, blinking up atcha wif big green eyes, but heven help you if you patted dat belly!

                • Rosie says:

                  mai kittehs pics r on teh mai lolspeak wiki profile

                  tehy will maek u happy!

                • mary O'Spockn says:

                  list cormtinyoos for kat kwalifikashuns:

                  Disdayne for goggies (opshunal)
                  Enjoys eeting
                  Furry (sowwy, does hayreless variyetees gibs me teh cweeps)
                  G…

                  • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

                    Grate hunting skillz
                    Happee dansing
                    Iquirink mind

                    • two_kittehs says:

                      Jazz pawz when dansing
                      kittehlishusness
                      Loving
                      Mouse huntah

                      • Minnaloushe says:

                        napping skills, hav dem
                        ornerness
                        purrs, loud and offen

                      • leeza-b says:

                        Noes when you need a kitteh on your lap…
                        Openz cabint doors to plai hide and seek
                        Plais nice with other frenz and kittehs

                        • mary O'Spockn says:

                          quirkee eksentrisitees
                          rolling things akrost teh floor skillz
                          sweet disposishun, at leest part ob teh time

                        • gremlin says:

                          toona joos, must luv it
                          unyooshul sens uv humor . . .

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          triikz, lieks, to play awn yoo
                          Unnerwear, to sleep awh (pref hawt frum teh draier)
                          Vet – will go peesefullee as required

                        • gremlin says:

                          Whut! Teh Vet! I dunno bowt dat wun . . .

                          Widdel kyoot nosie – must hav
                          Xceptional ability to bring peece to howshold

                        • two_kittehs says:

                          Zzzz’z ability to fall asleep anywherez

                        • gremlin says:

                          Y? Bekuz we luvs kittehs, thatz why!

                        • gremlin says:

                          So whut we is tawkin abowt is a kitteh hoo is praktikly purrfikt in ebbery way.

                          Mary Pawprints – is yoo owt ther wit yor umbrelly an yor carpit bag? Is teh wind blowin in teh rite direkshun?

                        • mary O'Spockn says:

                          gigl@ mary pawprints.

                          as a matter o fakt, we aer in fer sum wether todae.
                          nao, ware’s my brella wif teh ex parrot hed…

                        • gremlin says:

                          Heer, Mary O, yoo can borry mien. I has an extree wun. De parrot haz pikked up sum nawty wurds, aym afrayd. But teh majick still wurks!

                • two_kittehs says:

                  sounds lyke mah Injeh except for the toesies.
                  Injeh ar a big orinj ball of floof and loviez

                • Kayjoy says:

                  kittehs can send teh mixed massages bout wantin belleh-rubs, dey kno dere floofy bellehs r well-nigh irresistabul.
                  Lolbun bellehs r temptin 2 , so softy- but watch fur teh kickers- so powerful.
                  Mary O, u can stroke r bunbuns long loppy ears if u want, soothing fur bunbun n sad peeps alike.

            • Rosie says:

              ai haz teh 4 kittehs and wil sharez wit u (((Mary O’)))
              *snifflez*

              • mary O'Spockn says:

                i saw doze kittehs! dey aer kittehlishus!

                • Rosie says:

                  LOL thx! dat maed me LOL a lot! Mai son eben LOL’d

                • Minnaloushe says:

                  i haz manee kittehs to share, Mary O – eben 3 oranj kittehs.

                  Haz one, wont yu??

                  • gremlin says:

                    *Sidles over to Minnaloushe*

                    Um, I haz no kittehs rite naow. I can borrow wun uv yor kittehs to hold?
                    For justaminnit – I promiss to giv it bak.

                    Like Mary O, I is also between kittehs. A kitteh will be coming to meh this yeer, I has had premonishuns . . .

                    • Minnaloushe says:

                      please to hold it as longs az yu liek! Only – cleen teh manee littery boxes, wont yu?

                      Isn’t de kitteh sof an fuzzy and lubberly??

                    • leeza-b says:

                      Um, if iz ok, i wud liek to shaer my kitteh policee with mary o, and gremlin and enyyone else who wud need…
                      I hadz one kitteh for 10 yeers and lost it in a horribul way (do nawt want to shaer & make sad) but after losing her I cree-ated mai new policee:
                      Lays Policee of Kittehs- U Can’t Has Just Won.
                      So tehn I adopded 2 kittehs, won primaree and won secondaree, nao after 12 years I don’t knoe wich iz wich, but I noes when I loses won, I still has wun to snorgle. :)

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Awwww Maus. {{{{{{{Maus}}}}}} Teh happy/sad. Ai know it well. But ai dint know it had a nayme until yoo said it. ;-)

      • Rosie says:

        Ai hugz u 2, i ok?? *tentative hug* {{{Maus}}}

        • jamamakitty says:

          sew Rosie, aye sees yew ar successful wit teh avatar……….. aye gots as far as teh outline…… not berry poisonal…… can yew splain how tew add teh pikshur? wasn’t rilly clear, at least to moi?

  3. zauberflote says:

    Mai amusement……let me not show you it!

  4. Tribble says:

    Iz gud ting u can ohpen da gushee fud.

  5. cheska says:

    Kittler is missing the rest of his ’stache.

  6. raika0072002 says:

    whoop-tee-frickin-doo

  7. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    Ai went to the linkee above – an found this treszhur CrazyOldLady left there

    “Yeah…mai givadammer is borked.”

  8. SueBooCat says:

    hai! You mooved wh3n dey be paintin yer try-angle noz!

  9. two_kittehs says:

    Kitler ar displeazed, be fraid.

  10. Nangycat says:

    Who died and left YOU Dictator-for-Life???

    Poseable thums, yeah mebbee, but NO BRAINZ in yer hed! Pleah.

  11. leeza-b says:

    Ai see differuntlee tihs kitteh. He luks to me liek he iz making teh lovee eyez. Mai kitteh Thelma doez teh same. Long luk and eyez narrowz just a bit… ai red somewherez taht was the wai kittehs ‘kiss’ wif theyre eyez.

  12. Kayjoy says:

    lets sees u eat a hot fudg sunday n not chawklit on ur fase.

    p.s. wierdpress been mean- sry if multipull posts

    • kitkay says:

      ’sokay, kayjoy (eye lyke yore name—makes me fink of kitkay + yippee!!!) wii lubs 2 eat multipull hawt fudg sunnydaze!!! FTW

  13. rhsb says:

    Ai must sai dat dis iz da PURRFECKT pickshur 4 da mood ai’m in todai.

    Work = pleh.

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh iz sendeeng
    tellepathikk messijj. Wantz
    Doar oapened ryte NOW!

    Kitteh duzzn’t cayrz
    wutz awn uddurr syde ubz Doar.
    Himz juss wantz it dun

    Prittee Wun’z tawllkeeng
    abowtz herz prawblumz and t3h
    Doar still iz nawt oapen

    Mebbee Kitteh coodz
    oapenz t3h Doar, butz Kitteh
    iz nawt inz t3h mude :-)

    Jack.

    • cweenmj says:

      Jack,
      1 uv ur bestest!!!
      I well noez teh telpathikk messijjes.
      Cats stare at fud bowlz untill gushifud appearz in tehm.
      :-D

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        :D cweenmj – how cud wee ebber pik? Just wehn ai think Jack has dun teh bestest, he duz wun ebben bedder. Were Jack ebber to leeve us, ai cud fill an oshun wif mai sad.

        • cweenmj says:

          That’s teh thing about riting deh poems. Oncet u start, u just neber noes what
          u will cum up wif next. I hab several on mai blog. Sum i wuz riting a long
          time ago, sum r new. I b trying to getting all my oldingest onez on der 4 my mom
          to b reeding. (Mommies alwayz luveses wut u do.) :-)

  15. whiskers says:

    mai dis is gruntled.

  16. Rosie says:

    2 awl teh chzfrnz, but speshlee Mary O’, hab teh gud dae and bememburr dat awl tings cum 2 dose who wates! (lieks teh Messegun skrawberreez!)

    Rosie(cum visit meh at teh lolspeak wiki)

  17. Rosie says:

    it et mai message! Hab a gud dae chzfrnz!

  18. Duffy says:

    Luk into mah eiez…deeper…deeper…
    Yu ar gettin sleepee…sleepee…ssslleeepeee..
    Yu wil go to teh fridj an get owt teh sammon an put it in mah dish…
    When I yawn yu will awaken an not rememer annything…

  19. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    my utter an compleet disdain. i shows it to yew.

  20. andreamer says:

    Yes! Chris Farley kitteh lives in a van down by da rivah!

  21. Akai Da Kitteh says:

    Hay…….Dats Mai Kitteh!!!! I can pruve it too

  22. cloudy says:

    My approval – you does not has it.

    Not-fursting generalz plehness of teh dai – do not want!

  23. no 1 in particular says:

    liek teh kitteh
    dunt liek teh capshunz

  24. Marilyn says:

    I think that pretty much sums it up.

  25. emo_person says:

    haha well woop-dee-freakin-doo

  26. conversebaby19 says:

    i loled so hard at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  27. Toni says:

    Okk…u had ur fun!! Now put down da black marker b4 i hazz ta hurt u!!

  28. squishofdoom says:

    dun yew knoz dat teh noze spawt is liek hitlerz birfmark on HIS noz?



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