Bring me Solo
and a cookie
oh… and I always thought it was “bring me solo and the wookie”…
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And da hot princess leia!
in that hot bikini!
CH, he’s after your Cookie!
I will surely kill that giant slug, and it shall rain slug parts into the saarlot pit for a thousand years!
After killing the would-be attacker of my dear little Cookie, I will then ride off into one of the Tattooine sunsets with Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.
Ooh CH – whut about Kirk????
*whispers* it’s for Federation business. We don’ts have to tell him abouts this.
do you taking Luke and Han 2 dah nawty barn?
*smiles shyly*
kin i come 2? huh? kin I? i will keeps mai paws in mai pockets, i promise?
Are you of legal age to even ENTER the nawty barn? (Not that there’s necessarily anything be going on besides….ironing???????)
right, right..ironing. I is unner age, but has note from Mommacat sez sokay.
Hmmmmmm…
Ai fink iffn CH beeleevz dat wun, Ai haz a bwidg ai wantz 2 sell her.
What else does it have in its pocketses, preciouss…?
Han b snorglishus.
Aye fites all commers 4 da snorgles wit HAN!! I b snorglin hiz piccy wen I were wittle bebeh kitteh.
u guise kin snorgle mistur Han al yoo wants – i’m tekkin miz Laya an da gold bick – beek – outfit over 2 ma snorgle hydowt, kthx
Han, Luke and myself be in nawty barn sillebrating death of Jabba da Hutt (whom I wuz forced to dizpatch, asz he be after my Cookie). Um, we also be talking Federashun bizness. Don’t worry, dey b safe in my hands.
… in your hands
*snerk*
An now – hoo heer haz teh durtee mynd???? [-)
Moi?
2 ansers – yur choyce!!
Ooooooooooooooohhh. . .*thud*
oar
NOW CUT THAT OUT!!!!
Yu awl can have HAN, I want Lukie! (mouth open) pant! pant!
Wurks 4 me! Lukie be all 4 u, Han be ALL 4 ME!
ai kan haz Anakin beefoar hii tern bad?
conga-rat-lay-shuns C.H. n also Mary O.
shall we put on sum hed-tail heddresses n dans wildlee fur teh Hutt?
ya no, i bet CH wud do a great danz a la princess leia if you axked hers…
Cormgradulashuns, CH! you rool!
Only for da right onlooker. (s?)
hunhhunh jedi knight…
dont bother to luk fer him. i eeted him. wuts fer desert, Leia?
lolz
conga-rat-relations to u n Maus 2 fur teh 7:01 post
fanks!
Quick! Hand me the Snorgle Snorkel!
Psssst – Maus. Ar yoo still heer??? May ai has a wurd wif yoo?
Doo yoo belawng to teh cheezfrenz yet? Wud yoo doo it? Ai wud think it a verree nice thing, becuz – in a meregensee (an dont aks bee what taht mite bee) we (ai) cud reech yoo.
An – did yoo see – bak awn “No Brakes so hard” – sum wun suggensted (stagehandan, ai think) that, as Paws4thot wuz frum “skootland,” he must be having teh McDongles.
gigglolz
I dont beelong to teh cheezfrenz. I wud bee onnered.
OH Yay!!! Oh Joii!! Oh Rapchur unforseen!!!
Ummmm – yoo know how to doo it, rite????
Nope, I duzzent.
i wuz lazee and found D Marie’s naem in bloo, cliked onnit & folowed teh strukshuns. dere’s prolly a moar elegunt way, dough.
OK – Ai will find it. ai hope. Otterwize – just klick awn “D Marie” when she iz there an it taeks yoo direktlee there.
I found it. Thanks.
An nao, I has to go down to Teh Dunjun an do a “Hal”
on wun ov my puters.
*Maniacal Laugher*
Com along, Eyegor…
Oh Maus. . .ai. . .ai. . .*sigh* *moar giggles)
This mite do it, ai hoep!!!
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
ai must admit –
altho ai belawng – wun ov teh urliest wehn D Marie frst did it, ai don’t reelee participate – becuz. . .becuz. . .ai havn’t kwite got it awl figured awt yet.
But – at leest – ebreewun hoo iz there is saife an cannawt be lost.
Ai wuz . . .sumwhat horrified wehn “Lolsekrez” went “outta bizness” so to speek. An – ai spose – taht cud happen heer. An tehn . . .ebreewun wud be lost. Furebber. An teh thot gives mee a hewj giant sad.
ohai JCH40000K, cheezfrenz is berry eazy to uze. Frum da home page, click on messages on the left side. Dat takes you to where everyoe posts their messages. Just pick one, double click on it and start reading. At the top of each message, there is a link that says previous/next. Click on that to read the next message. Just keep reading til you are done. If you want to reply to someone, click on the reply button. That will pop up a screen just like what I’m typing on now. Type your message and hit send and off it goes.
As for everything else, just click on the menu on the left side of the home page and snoop around. Make sure to look at the pics, they are wonderful (specially the ones of my babies).
Punkin
But – eberetiem ai wanted to do a messaj, awl ai got wuz – ai think ai wua about to send them an email. Which wudda been a surprize.
Ai hav a giant feer ov maeking an odder fool ov maiself, yoo see. Beleeve it – or not!!
But thankz, punkin – ai will wunz again screw mai couraj to teh stikkee poast. . .
JKH4K, its okay, that’s kinda what it looks like. The message is posted to all of the peeps in the cheez group. When da little box for your comments shows up, it will have the original message in it. D Marie says we should delete all that before we type our message so the messages don’t get real long and complicated. Go ahead and trai it, duznt matter about makin a fool ov yourself, you’re amongst friends here. we wont laugh at you. much.
Aye wuz wunderin why yu haddint been round der latelee….Janet….pleeze cum bak!!
O JanetCH4K, u givz me teh nycest eerwurmz!
O Joi, O Rapchur unforseen
for naow teh skai iz al sereen
teh God uv day, teh orb uv luv
haz hung hiz en-sin hai abuv
teh skai iz al ablayz!
*wanderz off wisslin*
yep, that McDongles wuz me
btw. y’all make a stupid day bearable, the comments are sometimes (oftentimes actually) better than the catpions.
p.s. I ‘pologize for my lack of lolspeak, not too good at it.
Since yoo cleelee haz teh funneh, don’t be shy about using them. “McDongles!!” *snert*
Oh, and a vat filled wit enuff milk to dip them both in!
Kthxbai!
a bery nice caption of Jabba the Cat =)
I wuz tinkin Chubba teh Khat.
oh ma’ gosh! That is one HUGE kitteh!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Poor kitteh needs Catkins-type dite, ASAP. udderwhys him gon’ git SICK.
cheezburgrz plz, no bredz, i’z wachin mah karbz.
Big Cat
is embiggening
“Look at the SIIIZE of that thing!”
it’s a trap!
Whut biiig eyez himz haz-But nawt bigger dan teh belleh!!!
Dis am a pikshur ob me rite nao after samplin awl teh chokklit masterpeeces
frum ‘Well’.-An teh jihooge boks ob Thorntons Chokklits ai had fur Mothers Day.:lol:
Well, if it isn’t Lone Star. And his sidekick, Puke.
May the Schwartz be with you…
That wuz mai FURST troo LOL ov teh day!!
Ai haz been wanting to ask yoo to joyn fur teh longest tiem , but . . .yoo noe.
But – how cud wun nawt treashure a frend hoo maeks mai aiez glaze ober teh minnet he openz hiz mouth. Unless, ov corse, he iz speekin la frownsh.
Bai tey way – doo yoo realize ai am still lying there???
Omigosh!
*Opens wormhole to “Noah Called”*
*Grabs JCH4K and pulls her through*
*BrushBrush DustDust*
*CoughHack Cough Hack*
Sorry about that. Here you are, good as new… um… ever!
Thank yoo Maus. Beleeve it oar nawt, no wun haz EBBER pulled mee thru a wormhole befoar. Wuz kinda fun, akshullee!!! Sorreee bout teh dust – wuz there fur a wile.
I said only bring the essentials *as she pulls out GIANT hair dryer* Spaceballs FTW!!!1!1
May teh 4th?
< hey guys, i was wonderin if you could put a hit counter up lol
if it wer me id be:
Bring me soda!
And a cookie.
make it a chips oh hai.
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-o-d-a, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y-o-d-a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Kinks reference – FTW!!
Noe, Weerd Al reference!
BTW, ai naymed mai kar “Rhoda” becuz itz a Toyota. Sew, ai sing:
Rhoda, Ra, Ra, Ra, Rhoda
R-h-o-d-a, Rhoda
She’s a Toyota Corolla
Da, dun, dun, da da dun dun, da de da dun dun da!
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
With a Danish on each ear (and Darth Vader’s drawing near)
So she had R2 find Ben Kenobi,
They’d have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion’s hands
So Luke and Obi-Wan, Had to get to Alderaan,
So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars . . .
His name was Solo, he was a pilot
With a blaster at his side, and a smile twelve parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca, he was a Wookiee
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, ’bout the Millenium Falcon
Docking Bay 94, storm troopers at the door
With a flash of Ben’s lightsaber, now there’s an arm on the floor
Of the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars . . .
His name was Yoda, he was a Muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad (and by the way, he’s Luke’s dad)
Luke kissed his sister, his hand got cut off.
In that galaxy far far away, Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean; Jabba had bad hygiene.
Why didn’t they all just relax, back on Tatouine?
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars . . .
Brillyant!!!
*fuzzy pawz clappin*
An teh mewsical intro wuz grate!!!!! *floofee whyte paws clapin*
Tidmum – heer comz a VERREE sillleh kweschun. But ai can sorta heer it.. . .so
Yoo know we Merry Cans as a week kneez fur ten Ingerlish aksent.
So – wehn yoo say “Brillyant!!!” duz it sound a bit liek Basil Fawlty?? Except in femail voyce, ov corse!
-Dis miyt sown sillee-but ai doan noe whut Basil Fawlty sowns lyke wen him sez
-MrTM wud noe but himz awai -agen,sigh.
Brilliant!-*embarrassin moment*
Ai habz a slite Wiltshire aksent (which is a bit countryfied).
Basil Fawlty is mai hero!
WIN!
wil you marry me?
I iz married, addkittehz!
Haz nice snuggly husband too.
But I likes having geeky friendz!
OH NOES!! Sherman, setz da Wai-bak mashine to da yere 1979!! Wittle bebeh HewwoKitteh112 here’s dis on da AM raydeo netwurkz. ***sigh*** to be a bebeh kitteh agin.
i jus wanned a soda…
Solo is soda: http://images.biip.no/user/profile/image/028885.jpg
Oh, Jabba Kitteh, ur sew purty. Dose markins r verry nies. j
Howevur, u need 2 lose sum wate. (Ai knoe ai do 2, u don’t havta poynt dat owt to ebberywon! ) Ai putted mai kitteh on a dyut and nao she iz much helthyur.
Plz 2 come ho3m wif me.
Kthxbai.
An will sumwun lik teh milk off mah forehed? Ize too lazee to do it mahself.
*urp*
Mom Cat
is on her wai
Thas wun phat fwuffy kitteh. Eye weally dew howp him naym jabba. Eye gifs him kookees. Hoo dwipped teh wyte-owt dun hims nowse?
Milk wit teh cookies? Big kitteh luks sweet – has traned his hooman sisstant well.
Slothful cat is slothful
Gluttonous cat is gluttonous
I maded a Wookiie but u eated it.
Ooo. I didn noe Wookiees were into that sorta thing.
LOLZ fur shur!!!!
horrible senior moment: I thought Jabba teh Cat meant NAPOLEON Solo. Not Han. Not Dynamite. Back to the sixties. Aggh, just leave me out on the iceberg NOW.
Zannie – I fites you for snorgling rites to Napoleon Solo. Ize old tu.
But not too old for dat!!! *hee hee hee*
I goes wif u den. I jus bemembered I hadz teh crush on Ilya Kuryakin. But Solo always got teh gurl. No fairz!
kan haz naploeon solo an han dynamite? hmm, teherz a thoght…
Napoleion Solo doez adz for lawyers now. DO NOT WANT!
I love exercise… I could just watch it all day.
microwave lasagna?
…butt nawt nessurrhairilee in dat ordurr!
feedz teh bby sience diet lite plz
wow, hii akshully DUZ liev in a palase! luk at that bakrownd!
Mongo like Candy
You want fries widdat?
Chubba teh Khat. *smerks* Qte!
Kin I join u in teh naughty barn wiv Lukie??? Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I know that cat! I have held her in my hands and she is LARGE and IN CHARGE.
i no liek this
kittehn is skarry and minootz awai frum heart attakz
kitte so funny! i luvez it!
but to u peeples at the top of comments sayin brng Lea…
i is girl and u iz sick
i wuz 13-yr-old hetro boy bak wen dis moovy wuz in theeters. (“not dat der’s anyting rong wif dat”) i thot gold-bukeenee-Leya wuz hawt too. haow dis maek me sikk??
Srsly, one of the all time greats! Makes me LOL every time.
(PS — u can keeps teh Solo, pleh)
Awesome freakin’ post, can’t rem when I LOLd so hard. Thx!
Solo iz a brand o’ sof dreenk in OZtralia.
I can haz cookie tu.
Nom.
wow…..that cat….he’s……BEAUTFUL…….
bring me soda and a cookie