The Greatest Job Evar? Work for I Can Has Cheezburger.
I Can Has Cheezburger? is growing — like our waistlines!
We’re looking for a Full-Time .NET Developer with a passion for coding with “srsly gud” .NET expertise. You will make the intarwebs a better tube for millions as we expand the capability and awsumness of our sites. We offer flexible hours, a great work environment, health benefits and freedom from the tyranny of spelllcheck.
The One and Only Technical Requirement:
- A deep, deep, deep understanding of developing, deploying and managing customer-facing web sites using ASP.NET (using C#), SQLServer and IIS. We need .NET developers who have been working with the .NET (ASP.NET, IIS and SQLServer) for years and years and years (like at least 5).
- Experience with AJAX is a real plus.
Bonus Skillz:
- All your bases must belong to you
- Cannot have lost the game
- Can make the cake a reality
Please send your resume to lol+jobs@icanhascheezburger.com. This job will be based out from under the Space Needle in Seattle, WA. For real.
(No resume? No problem. Recreating Tetris using lolcode may also get you the job.)
teh cake is a ly.
Defore teh job is a ly.
And evriwun reedin jus lost teh game neway.
no wai! portal reference!!!
i m n expert in companion cube communications….we lurvs da companion cube!!!!
Not if they click this!
http://xkcd.com/391/
*wishez she knowd sum dawt-netty programmy kinna stuf. Sadlee, iz onlee rezidunt lingwiztikz profeshur.*
I noes! U finks dey wood want lolbrarian b4 dey want .NET developurr.
i knoew! I haz de web designz skills, but not teh srsly deep computer nerd skills… not smart enuf, sadly…
i havz xperiuns wif Ajax, it be teh best soccrteem in teh nethurlands!
Me too–I uses Ajax to scrubs mah sink
Uh, the .NET framework has only been out JUST over 5 years.
Methinks it is incredibly stupid to demand more than 5 years experience. Years experience does not equal ability.
I came in here to say this, too.
Dat remynds meh of teh Dilbert jus owt las week, whar Dogbert listz a job rekwyring 200 yeers experynce on teh Web.
Actually its been out 6 years, not to mention the time it was initally in beta (Like a year or so before that). It’s totally fair…
Anyone who hasn’t got a good grip on an environment after working with it for 2 years won’t have one after 5 years either, requiering such a vast amount of experience is prone to creating a lot of false negatives, nothing more.
On a sidenote, I have been working with .Net since the Betas, but as tempting as the offer sounds (icanhascheezburger.com on your resumee, that’s something worth highlighting ;), it doesn’t justify moving from Europe to the States, sorry
Methinx ur not lolwrthy
This reminds me of 1997 and when I was interviewing with companies looking for 10 years of Java experience. That still makes me laugh.
I knows AJAX. I scrubs the baftub wit it all de time.
Pick me pick me pick meeeeeeeeeee.
AJAX — ur doin’ it rong.
but wha be you payzing
Match or bettah mah job and I bez applying
elebenty chzbrgrs. per minute.
lol 4 tee wut is diz jawb u speeeeeek uv.lololol. Suuuuuoonds gud wats teh paiiiiiiy??????????????????????????????douess eye haz2 weeerk teh overtyme loolololol rofl lmoa
lookin intelligent to ur possible footcher employerz
ur doin it wrong
FTW!
kitteh-like typing detected….kitteh no has idea wut dis “job” fingy is teh hoomins keep whining abowt.
“Furst dey whines caws dey duznint likes it…den dey loses it, and u tinks dey’d be happy, but nooooo, dey whining cuz dey dusnint got it no moar. Den dey goes owt and whines caws dey can’t get a replacemint fur like fitty million days of whining. An u noes dey jest gonna go finally get demselfs anudder wun, an dey gunna whine about DAT WUN!!”
Kitteh sez, WTF, jest stays home an operates teh gushifud openir an we’ll all be ahead. kthx, bye.
good dot-net developer with passion is oxymoron.
Yes, most .NET developers ARE (oxy)morons. XD
you could srsly write the ASP.NET codebehind pages in lolcode! there is a .net IL implementation of lolcode, as i’m sure you know, and there’s no reason why all but the most non-trivial things couldn’t be written in it. if i wasn’t such a conformist, i would totally change jobs. i even used to work at microsoft over in seattle.
tempting.
teh cake iz a lie! invisibul nom nomz!
I can haz wif rezoomay dun in lolspeek?
That wud b funni x3
iz rilly heer in see at tull? Ai wish ai wuz NET savvy…..but nawt.
foreach(cheezburger myburger? in kitty)
{
nom++;
}
return happykitteh;
That could be an inifnite loop
Ooo de hubby is major .NET geek, duz all dat stuff u axed for. We even live in Ajax lol!
(No resume? No problem. Recreating Tetris using lolcode may also get you the job.)
Dat wold be wurth seeing!
As someone else said, there is a LoLCat .Net implementation, I don’t know how useable it actually is, but if it works, writing a simple Tetris should be trivial.
Writing tetris in LOLCode would not be trivial no matter what the implementation…
Drat. I haz a little bit icksperience with IIS, but no other qualifications.
Would HAPPILY rite up tetris in L0Lcode for teh job if dey were serious bout dat last bit though
Wut if I jus mailz u’s a cheezburger?
Me no speek .NET, but speek Lolcat. I iz web developaw, ColdFusion (it keepz da kitteh fud chilled), XML, XSLT…. I iz also uzabiliteh engineer…
Now I knoes how da Lolcat messige is spreadin - you iz usin da vibes from da Space Needul to spread da messiges of Ceilin Cat.
You rly live undr da spas needl? i live 30 minutes frm der…..i like koffee you wants koffee?
The cake is a lie!
Noes–dey maded a cake, but dey eated it
gah!!!! i just lost the game
Meee too. XP
Maybe you should look into hiring someone to migrate your server to Linux?
an den maygrayt to PHP mebbe?
PHP would work, or RoR.
sooo, baysicklee, dey wants body to herd catz?
kitteh convuzed. syte uze WordPress, WordPress =php.
wat job raelly 4?
eek. u needz sum oracle or mieSQL.
“Cannot have lost the game”
Is diskriminaeshon, no fare!
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omg! I livez in see-attel! I can has ICHC tour? iz open for publick to come say helloez? I promiss to bring nom noms…
T&S page says they’re here:
Pet Holdings, Inc.
190 Queen Anne Ave. N., Suite 250
Seattle, WA 98109
Cool. Walk to Belltown hangoutz after work, stroll over to Hempfest in Summerz.
No wonder the cats LOL.
But they’re an Inc. I pictured a SAHM in slipperz and sweatz running this oh well.
Hempfest? Are you for real?
Why don’t they come to Cincinnati?
The rumours about us are all lies . . . and the caek is for real.
Erm, Ja: http://hempfest.org/drupal/
Notice Space(d Out) Needle in background of picture.
Thank you most kindly for the link. I looked. And I learned something.
There are *some* Cincinnatians who cannot behave long enough for a fireworks festival. I can’t imagine a Hempfest here. August, 2008, huh?
Nevers coud lewn .NET couse evwy time iz bring home anyting wid micwoswoft lowgo catz poop on itz.
Crap… Iz just lost dee game…
LOLz at the job rekwirement. I iz to be linkin to theese post frum mah blahg. Is ok?
grrrr. i just lost the game thanx
Damn! I just lost the game…. V_V
I am qualified to do diz jawb, and I can do more with ajax den scrub de sink - teh cheezeburgers you vote with are ajaxies ya knowz, but I livez in teh land of ohhaio, and it wouldz be 33 hourz and 49 minutez to drivez to the needle thingie. Would haz need of lotz of cheezeburgers.