Ceiling cat makes his
glorious appearence in da sky!
followd by his legion of cloudcats!
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: jason_skooter
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Wus once lost, but naow am found.
Really - dere be a kitteh in dem klouds! Look!
Iz verrifiabul proof of teh ceiling kat, yez?
Iz seen her wid min own eyz!
Dat’s nuffin - I has seen da pawprint of teh Ceilin Cat. http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap080304.html
Wuz blynd but nao I see.
O Ceiling Cat, how seet da sound
To hiss at such as me
‘i once wuz loss
an in teh paund
but yoo haz got me free’
– a liddul tear iz in mai eyez… iz so wunnerful.
WootWoot Mrs Q!
No, to PURR at such as me!
twas grace dat taught my heart to fear
and grace my fears releeved.
how preshus did tat grace appear
deese clowds do nao reveel.
MaryO’ dat wuz beeyotiful.
you may want a whole bawks ob tisshoos fer dis wun
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DMF_24cQqT0
Oh MaryO’!
Dat wuz jest awsum!! Whut a Voyce!!
Teerz be runnin down mai fayce.Dis hab moobed me berry mush.
Ai unnerstan teh ‘Pentatonic’ nao.It splains an awful lot,an maykez mai unnerstandin ob spiritual a lot bigger.
Awsum,jest awsum.
i am pleezed you like it.
here’s a nother wun; nao i reeeely gotta go buy moar kleenex…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfoCSmw-EaE
Kin ai share teh boks ob kleenex plz?
This trooly iz a hymn fur awl peepul an awl fingz.
It iz a prayer to hold onto in gud tymez an bad;saving wretches an teh wretched.
*passes ober the bawks*
Anom and Anom.
fur by graze aer we saybed, thru fayth, adn dat nawt ob ourselbs.
iz a givt ob God, nawt ob werks, lest n e shud boast.
I luvs dat song on many levels -
First - great old song with great story behind it.
Sekond - I’ve rekwested at all funerals I’ve helped arrange.
Third - yes, it be played at Spock’s funeral.
Fourth - only song I kan really plays on piano.
hab you seed the mobie Amazing Grace (2007) is sum awesome.
I wanna getta kitteh adn naem it wilberforce.
Congradumalashuns, C Human!
i think teh musical selektshun is teh bovious. but has you anye otter rekwests?
Yes, to sillibrate dis glorius okkassion of Ceiling Cat appearance, in additshun to da heavenly myusik, lets also has heavenly food and drink. Chocolate milk wid whipped creme on top for everyone!
not fur me, I gab up chocolott fur lint.
-but i tost wid mah coffee.
*cheers*
The Coptic Orthodox Church begins the Lenten fast todai: We fasts for 55 days (until Orthodox Easter, which be late April). No meat, poultry, fish or dairy products (or anything that HAZ milk or eggs as ingredients). HOWEVER, Doo to the solemn observance of Ceiling Cat sillibratshuns, I will forego my fast - at least on the internets, and partake of each of da heavenly foods and drinks - most of which I have permanently sworn off, anyway).
dere aer times wen being baptist has its advantages…
I agrees. When I gets frustickated wid sumthin at church, I frekwently threatens mai preest that I will divorce my huzband (who iz innocent bystander), leeve the church, find a nice Methodist guy, and go to da Methodist church, where da services are shorter, it all be in English, the Lents be ezier, and the childrens be better behaved. My priest usually tells me to see if da nice Methodist man haz a sister ….
*Snikker* Cool preest!
sorrie hunnie,
Iz ben Metodist, fundcawstul, mennonight, baptisto, an am naow brethuren.. (we R mygrant kittehz)
Dey all have gut tings an bad tingz. But, dey all luvz teh Kitteh Upstairz.
But dem Baptistoz… dey don no haow to danse. Dey no fun.
Kudoz Cookiez fur deh lint-fast!
An I thot teh chocolut wuz tuff.
Peaz,
Mrs Qohelet
yup. as a baptist i represents dat remark.
ps i are confuzzled ober the giving up the choklit fur .
duz dat meen wen you wud noarmally eets teh choklit yoo
has to eet LINT?
dats teh pleh.
dunno wut happended to teh werd “lint” up dere.
i wuz writin in teh cloaked wraparound zone.
Won ob dee bestest tings bout uz Methodists is all de gud fuds fur potlucks und parteez. Wez apply direckly to heds and tehn it migratz to thize. Tihs Caturday Eve, r Methodist peepul kittehs are hevin fun nite and ai is meking taco bar fur dems.
YAY FOR METHIDIST EATING MEETINGS!!!
I been lotsa places and sing for lotsa faitful peeps, including sinegoggs an catlick churchus, but the Methidists of mah kitteh days still do teh bestest fud!!
I is Methodist. We sez, “If you feed dem, dey will come.”
Dunno abowt the kidlets beein better behayved, tho. We has some litl terrors as well as litl anjelz in our congregashums.
Let’s eat ambrosia, mimosas, and angel food cake.
Oh yes, and Divinity! I can’t tell you the last tyme I had good home-made Divinity.
Ummmmmmmmmm.
hmmm. duz dat meens you can has Lindt choklit?
oh teh choklit balz… dey Yummie!!!
(remindz me of a nautie song I won sing heer.)
Mebbe on Eastur I Can Haz Lindt?
List? need lottsa food for The Feest, so moar is bettah, ‘k?
ambrosia
angel fud caek
b…
banana split
chocolate anything
cinnamon toast
doughnuts (variety thereof)
eclairs
french fries (curled type, with cheeze, from Arby’s)
Gingerbred wif wipt creem
Heavenly hazelnut choklits
Icing on teh caek
Joosee uv teh orinj
Krispee Kreme Donuts!
.
(I noe I iz alos sposed to list tree, but I cudn’t stop wifout KRISPEE KREEMS!)
Heavenly foods and drinks:
Apple Pie (French style, wid raisens and icing)
Banana Split
Choclate anything
Cinnamon Toast
Mary?
GMTA. I submit my list over to the List Mistress, Mary O.
sinc Iz not eatn teh chocolate,
may I suggest:
- yumme chicken?
- ‘nilla puddin?
- latte wid heavy kream?
- & jus a liddul Nip? (in moderashun, of corse.)
heavinley hash icee creamz
icing from chawkit cake (which wud be chawket too I hopez)
Juicey strawberries
how did dis get here? shud haf been below. CC must not be appeezed by my offer of hoemmade cheezburgerz… Ai am doomed…
noes, he luks beyond ower fawlts, and sees our needs. i see if i can find a linnkee fur dat song.
‘kay, hasta DIY (duz it yrself)
to da toon ob Londonderry Aire (dannee boi)♫
‘amazing grace’ shall awelwayz be my song ob prayze
for it was Grace dat bot my libertee
I do nawt no just wai God caem to lub me sew
He lukked beyond my fawlt
and saw my need.
fanx, I feel bettur nao!
OT- Amayzing Grace alwayze remindz me uf my ‘pop’ (grandfather).. a veri nice man in all wayz, but did nawt liek teh kittehs so much b/c he was veri fond of teh burdies, and feeding tehm every dai; mai sister went 2 skool wif sumwun who lived 2 houses down from pop, and when her fren fownd owt, said ‘dats the man who shot my cat!’… doan worry, it waz ok, just a pellet gun, and hurtin any kittehs is NAWT funny, NOES! but to heer mai sister tell it, wuz very funnee at teh tiem, since teh kitteh was ok an awl. Dat was teh onliest bad thing I ever heerd abowt pop. But hopefully he has met a nice kitteh in heavin and changed his mind abowt tehm.
mai mommeh’s kitteh Pywacket had kittens an teh gud twin and i wer allowed to nayme teh wun we kept(growed into a giiiiyunt handsum Tuxie). We naymed him after sumwun we noo hoo lyked birds-bcawse kittehs lyk birds too, rite?
We told owr Mommeh that we wanted to nayme owr kitteh Grandpa. Mommeh sayd we had to cawl him and ask. He wuz vry vry nyce an didunt laff on teh fone(we wer three yrs owld). That’s hao we had Grampy The Cat. Grampa the Hyoomun didunt lyk cats vry much, but i thimk he had a sawft spot for owr formal Tuxie cat!
cheese, swiss (bekaus iz holey)
Divinitee
Eatin’, garden of
frute ob the spirit (love, joy, peaz, pashuns, unnerstandin…
g…
Ai can has a larj porshun ob teh froots on to spirit plees? Cud rilly do wit tehm!
Ai amembers a seerees ob Sir Mons on tehm, lawng tym ago, at teh Bapteest chech Ai wus goin to at teh tym - Hmmm, tinks to sef: Ai *must* fyn me a gnu cherch heer in teh Cots Wolds….!
i heers you…sumtimes is moast diffikult.
but seek adn you will find…
*puts extra serbing on Ambercats plate*
y’can aways com bak fur Moar. ❤
Donuts, variety of
Elephant eers
Gushie fuds (as offering to CC)
*hic*oree smokeded ham
ice creem- n e flavur u lyke
jimmiez fur de ize creem
Kisses (Hersheys)
Lasagna
Milkshakes (wide variety therof, all wid whipped cream)
i yam sensing a whipped cream theme.
An I yam sensing a lo-burgr toll…
Dats zakklee wut ai wuz finkin.
Go wai Troll.Yew r nawt welkum heer.So der.*pokin owt mai tung*
Expekt teh Wrath ob Ceelin Cat.!
Ohai Troll, yu mus be oh so sadanloenlee, to wont to spoyl peeps fun wit teh wun-berger voets. Wy nawt com an joyn us? We’ll be yur frens an gib yu choklits an sawft blankees an luff yu an pet yu an cawl yu Jorge (if taht’s ok wit yu! Yu can choos anudder naem, if yu lyk!). Heer, has som froots ob teh spirit, we has lots!
Troll either haz quicker burger controls than I does, or he haz no other aktivity better to do than to go down list of comments and give each a low rating, WAIT FOR THE SKREEN TO REFRESH SO THE BERGURS REAPPEAR, then repeat wid the nekt comment. That would take me forver to do. I gots other things to do betwixt comments - brane surgeries, assimilashuns, and real -time works!
Troll - go to sum politikal site, where there be venom and such. U’ll enjoy it more!
Ambercat’s 8:43 reply to burger troll so much nicer and forgiving dan mine. Makes me embarrassed for a moment. But that moment be passed; am ready to unleash da kittehs of deth to track down troll, chew him up then hairball him out wid da semi-chewed click-beetle.
How bout unleashin da e-bay kitteh frum da lass picher on da troll?
Yeah! Dat teach troll a lesson! *troll limps to troll-hospital kovered by deep skratches and bytes*
*goes to CCC for Gatorade*
*cue dramatic musik ob doom*
♪doom
… ♪doom
………. ♪.doom
Fyumi Gator:”LETS HUNT TROLL!!”
*sprays scents ob humor frum ornj eyes*
Vengenz is nom, sez teh Lawd.