ebay kitteh
not as described
so, you no buy agains? A minus feedback?
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i can haz negative feedbak?
no wunder it wuz a “bi ed nao”
Feedback from Buyer: Ordered “beautiful, well behaved orange kitteh. Received Cat out of Hell. Dealer refuses all attempts at communication. Will not deal with him again.
Feedback from Dealer: Buyer is stoopid liar. Shuld be banned from Ebay. Sent buyer the exact cat he ordered; contents must have shifted in mail. Not my fault; will not refund any money.
heehee
Is it wrong that I would rather have the Cat out of Hell than the beautiful orange kitteh? *grips face in hands*
Chaconne a son gooo. Yer laif wud prollee be mor egsitin wid diz guy.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
“Kitteh luks liek gud deel, but hoo naemz kitteh ‘Damien’?”
Ai tink “Night on Bald Mountain” wud be appropreute muzik heer.
Ooh, good ideea…
duzz Tabbykatt like teh nawt seckund dants?
Damien kitteh don like ANY Dants!
Evul E-bay kitteh wanz ony to NOM UR FASE!!1!!
ooh!! i can haz nyte on disko meowten?! caturday nyte febur iz teh bestest!!
boogie down
boogie down
twirl point knee slyde!
I iz in Ur dreamz gibing U nitemarez
♫kin yoo tell mii haow tu git, haow tu git tu elm street?♫
“welcum tew mi nightmayre…”
LOLZ!!! an ten noats - so prittee!!
fank yoo jch4K. ai onlee jus lernd dem an LURVES tu yooz dem naow!
teh 1-burger troll iz bizzee tudai.
Ai specks sumone may hav had noze putouda join by a low rating fur well-intended commind dat didnt find diz picher funnee.
Budden, yudderdai, sumone didn no hau burgers wuk, taut suppozed to gib juz one, and dey go ub wid more vodes. Didn meen ta gib low radins.
sezame strete vs. elm strete FTW!!1!
A++ mah foot!
Catquestin…..Duz tat fut blongz ta dat kitteh?
Deh fruntest fut luks toomee laik waz muvved by picherchop, a little editorialize fur saek ub maximum affect. Note der iz black under peeps arm laik sweeder, but not quite right place. Izzdeh kyoot liddel furrbawls fut, but muvved a widdel, tu maek luk eggra long and demonickish.
Or mebbe frunleg frum differen shot in sereez.
omg, i can has money back ?!
bad kitteh!
holy bat cat!! he luks piss’d !!!
Singin ze bat cat songz… na na na na na na na na Bat Cat! Umph POW BAP BAT CAT!!
Ai kahl one ub mai bois “Brat Cat” and sing dat tu him cuz he kanhas hard tiem being gudboi. He trais!
Whut u mean it mye fault cuz eye feeded it after midnite?
it wuz dirdee - wai wuddent ai giv it a baff?
Iz dat a kitteh or a Gremlin?
doz it be named Gizmo or Strype?
Maybee namez Bawldee…
shoulda payed more attenshun to sellerz profile. shipin address is forth circle of h3ll? do not want!
… adn teh shippin chargez be vera low for some reason. dis teh reason.
Teh shippin charches wuz $6.66. Seemt reesnabul at teh tyme.
Howz dis kitteh makz it fru de custumz?
Threats and bribery, prolly,
Retrn address labull sez iz frum a Mistr B. Elzabub. U think Paypal wil handl teh dispyoot or doez i need to call teh Pope?
Kitteh possessed by Zul
R U teh gaetkeepr?
dependz…
hoo u gonna call?
ai thinks maybee ai go to next thread and call Ceiling Cat to come and heel this kitteh!
U means gib him fur, rite? Cuz kittehs nebber lern to heel. Goggies mebbe, kittehs nebber.
No dat was teh plai on werdz… heel = heal… sowry if I was cunfusing u. Ai was meaning CC wud come and give de suthern babptizt HEAL on the kitteh who luks to be poss-essed. So den kitteh wud not have scaree whyte eyez and hav nice purr. Floofy, maybee nawt so much.
I fink dc gits it, leeza-b—a play on yore play on werdz. Dubble punny! (leest dat’s how eye seize it)
Tehre am no kitteh, tehre am only Zuul
Izzat laik PASTA fa Zuul?
Lol, scary thing… never gonna buy a cat on ebay again
ore Ikea: they is missing partz.
Alien Vs Kitteh
alien iz PWNED
Poyntee endz nawt in dekskrypshun!
Not nice loks like the cat is in pain, I find this one offensive
Looks to me like kitteh is being taken to teh vet, or about to be givn a baff. Not pain so much as DO NOT WANT!11!!!
Two of mai kittehs luk liek that enetiem ai trai to pik them up!!! So ai don’t so much, akshullee!!
Ai tink kitteh iz juzz mildlee annoyed.
yeah, eye ‘grease wiff yoo. Yoo donut wanna sea him whin heez akushually pissed!
*sigh*
it nebbur fails.
ai tink kitteh jus luks PISSD (an ebil). but wii awl appr…upreec…reelee lyke dat yu iz wureed fer him.
Luks liek teh peepul is tryin to be jentul, but this is mad wigglur of very long legz an many sharp endz.
I can has iodine?
*snerk* …iodine…gud wun! *owuch*
Iz just a meezer bein dramakit. Tey overemoat eberytingz. Yoo shud see en heer wen a skwirl sasses dem.
Izzat ware “Meezer rehre” came frum? Laik in Trovatore?
i wuz juzt tryin to halp u get rid of teh hikkups!